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Speaker 1: Matthew, I need to move again. I cannot stand the cicadas.

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Speaker 1: It's deafening.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Every time you do a video, all I can hear is.

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Speaker 2: Like, welcome to my life. I can't even hear that.

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Speaker 2: I've just are you even comment on your videos? I'm like,

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Speaker 2: shout out to the soicadas, the real heroes.

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Speaker 1: I put all your comments on high. I walk down

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Speaker 1: to put the rubbish out and I was like I

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Speaker 1: had to run back inside.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, it's a.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two noting dads. I'm Maddie Jay. This

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Speaker 3: is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the sicada's.

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Speaker 3: And most importantly, no advice. Apparently, and I will factor

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Speaker 3: but apparently they live underground for seven years.

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Speaker 2: They live for a day above ground one day. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they have been recorded situations.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how they record that.

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Speaker 1: How the fun Someone's just literally somewhere on earth making

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Speaker 1: up facts.

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Speaker 2: I reckon. They're like, you know what, I feel like

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Speaker 2: making a fact today? Live for twelve thousand years underground?

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Speaker 2: We studied it. Who did we did? Who's we? Shut up?

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Speaker 2: No your business? They are very loud. This summer. It's deafening.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to meet, We're gonna move to.

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Speaker 3: It feel like they're everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So we had what weekend of rain, and then Monday

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Speaker 1: morning comes along and it's thirty two degrees or something,

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Speaker 1: and they're obviously being like, we missed the whole weekend

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Speaker 1: because it was raining, and then they're like extra loud, and.

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's ruining your content. It is. I

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Speaker 2: can't hear you t all. I know you're this going.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I made a video and I shut all the

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Speaker 1: windows and doors.

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Speaker 2: Then it's so hot. Yeah, it was while I made it.

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Speaker 1: But then also I was eating dinner like were last night,

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Speaker 1: and we were like, theicadas are so loud.

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Speaker 2: I can't do here. If the kids are crying or whatever,

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Speaker 2: like it is horrendous. We're like, Dad, were hungry.

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Speaker 3: I can't hear anything kids.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it is so it's it's unbelieved.

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Speaker 3: Can we just talk about that rain on Sunday? The

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Speaker 3: Sunday rain or the Sunday rain rain?

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Speaker 2: Did it rain up near you guys.

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Speaker 1: In the country, Yeah, in the paddock in your fields

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Speaker 1: rained a lot.

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Speaker 2: It was more Saturday Friday Sunday rain. It was torrential.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what was it in the afternoon, just

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Speaker 1: like just like a flash flood, flash flooding.

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Speaker 3: It was like end of the world was happening. It

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Speaker 3: was really unfortunate with that scenario. We had to go

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Speaker 3: to a baby shower and.

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Speaker 2: Very good, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I was like pretty much ninety percent ready, right, Laura

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Speaker 3: had a phone call to make She got ready and

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Speaker 3: ran down the stairs. I didn't have my shoes on,

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Speaker 2: She's like, we're going to be late.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't find my shoes. By the time I found my shoes,

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Speaker 3: the downpour had begun and it was It was unbelievable, dude.

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Speaker 3: It was like the thickest rain, the heaviest droplets you've

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Speaker 1: I woke me up from my midday nap. Actually nice.

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Speaker 1: The whole family had a Sunday napp.

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Speaker 3: We finally got the car. Kids thought they were.

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Speaker 2: Going to drown. Oh it was so heavy, dude.

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Speaker 3: It was knee deep water in the little key car

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Speaker 3: that we had. We were behind a rain drover and

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Speaker 3: Laura was following it. I was like, turn around, turn around,

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Speaker 3: and Marley was.

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Speaker 2: Like, are we gonna die? Very likely.

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Speaker 1: You just got like you're like looking through the windscreen

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Speaker 1: and things like, oh dude, it was full on chrismally

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Speaker 1: on the hills.

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Speaker 2: No flooding.

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Speaker 1: Oh the peasants down the bottom of the peasants down

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Speaker 1: the bottom would have been drenched.

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Speaker 2: How's a skate ramp. It's got a tarp over it.

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Speaker 2: It's holding. That's a tough water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes and no, it could be worse. It's not

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Speaker 2: She never ends, does it? Housework never ends. My friend

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Speaker 1: He dropped it off, was like, make sure you cover

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Speaker 2: We've got heaps of weather coming. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: I did take the kids to the shop to do

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Speaker 1: the big shop solo over the weekend. Give able a

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Speaker 1: chance to clean the house up, because usually I go.

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Speaker 1: I go Sunday morning, and I go with one kids,

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Speaker 2: It's quiet.

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Speaker 1: But I'll be a good guy and take both kids.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know that the weekend

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Speaker 1: just gone was all this Black Friday sales and stuff

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Speaker 1: is fucking chaos. Black friend, very busy, very very busy,

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Speaker 1: did the shopping and then I was like, Okay, we

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Speaker 1: might as well have lunch down here, and the kids

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Speaker 1: want a sushi, great, they love it.

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Speaker 2: What do they have? So? Oscar is a baby avocado

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Speaker 2: roll sort of guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks like that kind of guy he does. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's amaz going to guess cook chona wrong, ah, salmon wrong,

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Speaker 3: cucumber wrong.

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Speaker 2: Cucumber is solid water. That's all it is. Shout out

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Speaker 2: to Lola. She likes just the karag chicken on its own.

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Speaker 2: It's like deep fried chicken.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she.

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Speaker 2: Likes me to rise.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't like any sauce, and she'll specifically tell you

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Speaker 1: that a lot of times exactly like that. Like little

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Speaker 1: Lesion lady had some sushi and we sat down in

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Speaker 1: the food court, and then a lovely old gentleman sat

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Speaker 1: down at the table next to us and was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the kids love sushi and bonding over dad.

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Speaker 2: With his kids talking to us. He was another dad.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, he was just on his own, some old guy.

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Speaker 1: He might have to be the grandfather or something. But

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Speaker 1: he was so impressed. He got the impression that I

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Speaker 1: was a single dad.

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Speaker 3: Like the only reason why you would be out with

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Speaker 2: So he was memby widowed. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He was like really sweet with the kids, but also

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Speaker 1: asking me prying questions about like where mum could be.

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Speaker 2: Are you gay?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You know, like it's so nice seeing young dad

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Speaker 2: And he was like where's marm like a little prying question.

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Speaker 2: How did you answer the work question? I'm an influencer.

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Speaker 2: Fuck is hard. I just told him I'm an instruction.

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Speaker 2: Don't be ashamed of who you are. I am. I

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Speaker 2: am ashamed. Usually with older people I've just got I'm

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Speaker 2: in radio and they're like, oh, I get it.

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Speaker 3: Well, how did you answer where's as you are?

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, mom's got the day off, joking

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Speaker 1: he got a little bit more direct. Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: so it's just you just solo with the kids, saying

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Speaker 1: he was hitting on you, dude, how was he?

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Speaker 2: I was like yeah, And he was.

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Speaker 1: Like, so what do you get you know, once you

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Speaker 1: get him on the weekends, what do your squad? He

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Speaker 1: was like, so you get him on the weekends every fortnight,

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Speaker 1: And I was like what, no.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Ma just at home trying to explain.

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Speaker 1: To him, and he was like, just like this read

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Speaker 1: awkward moment where he would just assumed that for any

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Speaker 1: dad to be solo with their kids, they would have

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Speaker 1: had to be divorced. And I was kind of like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to explain to him how much more

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Speaker 1: know we know how low the bar is. All going

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Speaker 1: comprehend it rattled. Is your wife okay?

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Speaker 3: That's what he was like, is she's sick, I'll give

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Speaker 3: you some money. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He was kind of like she waiting for her to

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Speaker 3: Your wife's taking a long time and she's at home.

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Speaker 2: She's in a wheelchair.

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Speaker 1: No, dude, she's just at home cleaning the house.

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Speaker 2: That's why she should be fascinating.

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Speaker 3: Imagine him at lawn balls. He'd be like, fellas, I

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Speaker 3: saw a dad with his kids and he wasn't divorced,

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Speaker 3: and everyone's like, no, surely not Jim.

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Speaker 1: And we were like okay, we finished, I finished up

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Speaker 1: and I was like, put everything in the band, came

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Speaker 2: And I was, ah, like what was unbroken family?

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Speaker 3: What's more confusing than anything else is the fact that

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Speaker 2: He's talking to me.

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Speaker 1: I tried so many times to like wrap this up,

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Speaker 2: I was like, it was like a round.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking to you, you need the corners. This is round.

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Speaker 2: I could be talking to anyone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was like trying to shift my shoulders and.

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Speaker 3: Be like a good point for anyone who wants to

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Speaker 3: speak to ashen public. Get him at a round table.

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Speaker 3: He goes like the sushi do that. I was like, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's weird small talk.

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Speaker 1: Something's up something Anyway, he's been parked at the front

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Speaker 2: He was confused.

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Speaker 3: I got in trouble on the weekend, used a term

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Speaker 3: on my niece that I shouldn't use. Why now, No,

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't use it's harmless. I was getting the kids.

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Speaker 3: We're down the farm obviously, yeah, do they all go

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Speaker 3: as well? They were down there, so we went down

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Speaker 2: So they were down there on their farm. You were

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Speaker 2: down there on your farm sort of farm at the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm beginning to believe it's a farm.

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Speaker 3: She my sister now has fifty head of cattle on

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Speaker 3: their farm raising cattle.

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Speaker 2: How do they come when they buy the fifty? Are

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Speaker 2: they in a box like puppies? Now? Were you buy?

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Speaker 2: You buy?

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Speaker 3: If anyone wondering, anyone who wants to start.

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Speaker 2: A farm, I am thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you get black angers ash is very delicious,

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Speaker 3: very delicious. So they bought twenty five mummy, do they

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Speaker 3: just bury the.

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Speaker 2: Steaks in the ground like groqueus that that is a

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Speaker 2: terrible joke.

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Speaker 3: And I won't even give you a sympathy, ar you

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Speaker 3: get twenty five moms twenty five calves?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: And then and then I now I'm like so close

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Speaker 1: So they you okay? Because with any they're not pets.

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Speaker 2: Marley and Lola haven't quite distinguished. So they rescue cows. No,

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Speaker 2: Who's going to look after him? Look at a farm hand?

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Speaker 3: Up because people probably like, what the fuck are they talking?

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Speaker 2: It's like when I farther around Oscar and I'm like

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Speaker 1: Also, you're trying to be the fun like, come here,

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Speaker 3: Just like, oh my god, come me here, human feces.

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Speaker 1: You're essentially bullying your nieces and nephews. Yeah, what did

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Speaker 3: She was like, it's okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty tough. You'll can listen here. Yeah, very tough.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's only a matter of times. I didn't think

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Speaker 3: Often I wake up and Nana will be downstairs and

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Speaker 2: It's Nana an early riser.

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Speaker 3: Nane is given too much information, I think for a

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Speaker 3: Lay you're looking your face right now.

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Speaker 3: Lola's taken that. I mean, like, I've got my eggs

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Speaker 3: And so Nana's being away and I'm like I don't

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Speaker 3: Nana's gone, Okay, good, we've kicked her out. She has

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Speaker 3: she always gets herself in these nightmare situations. Someone one

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Speaker 3: I'm going away for a week. Nana said absolutely, I'd

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Speaker 2: Mom shouldn't take a vibrator on holidays with her.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, just come home. I'll be working non stop.

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Speaker 3: You're making me had to be a bad guy.

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Speaker 2: Well, you teasing your knieces and nephews. You're yelling at

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Oscar fell out of bed, yeah, Hager, was that

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Speaker 2: A slight thud over the sicada noises?

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Speaker 3: How did you hear that? I you know what I did.

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Speaker 3: The cicadas were taking the.

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Speaker 2: Coming to the front door, yeah. Also, Aicarda flew into

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Speaker 1: I thought it was his water bottle because it's a

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Speaker 2: what and that full of water?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But my floors are not like your floors with

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Speaker 1: It's just like every noise you can hear, and it's

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'll take it anyway. I've heard the thud, but

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Speaker 1: He was, but he was crying into his pillow, and

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Speaker 1: Macy was like, last Car, like in her little voice,

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Speaker 2: Mike went down.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I walked up there and I was like, and

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Speaker 2: Sobbing. He's like he's like I fell out of bird.

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Speaker 2: And I was like what the noise was. And I

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, You've got

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Speaker 2: He fall out of bed? And just like.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, okay, I said, you clearly have

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Speaker 1: left and I carried on my night when I was

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00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,600
Speaker 1: doing and then I was like, oh, go for a shower.

442
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: And I walked past the room just to check on them,

443
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 1: and they were both asleep, right, And I went to

444
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,439
Speaker 1: check and he was he was asleep, but he was

445
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 1: leaning out of the same crack in the bed that

446
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,439
Speaker 1: he'd fallen out of, so he's.

447
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 2: Obviously gone back for a second, but he was going

448
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 2: so tired and falling.

449
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 1: He must have been trying to be so quiet that

450
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:18,640
Speaker 1: he's like.

451
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 2: So he's half hanging out of the bed.

452
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: It was too dark to get like a photo, and

453
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 1: I was like, and I also felt like he's going

454
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 1: to hit his head because he was face for there's

455
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 1: a table in the middle of their two beds, so

456
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 1: he's obviously gone.

457
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 3: I'm picturing like you're that Mission Impossible scene where he's like.

458
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 1: I was like, bless, But then I said to him

459
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,920
Speaker 1: the next day, I was, oh, yeah.

460
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 3: Just absolutely fogged him.

461
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: I was like the next day, I was getting him

462
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: ready for bed last night and I was like, you

463
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 1: can't fall out of your bed. They're going to fall

464
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: out of your bed again, like, and he was like,

465
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was asleep, still sticking with the story.

466
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,959
Speaker 1: I was like, do you know why I came in

467
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 1: after you'd fallen asleep and you were hanging out of

468
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 1: the bed again. He was like, no, I don't record,

469
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 1: I don't recall. And then he was like, so what

470
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 1: did you do. I was like, I moved you. He's

471
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: like you moved me when? And I was like, this is.

472
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: A lot on.

473
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 1: Me, and I like, just when you go to bed,

474
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: go to bed, because the other night I caught him

475
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: out of his bed near Macy's bed like doing something

476
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: sneaky and you jump back.

477
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,439
Speaker 2: And he goes, I was just sleeping. It's just like

478
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: I was just getting something.

479
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 3: Molly and lollog at the bunk beds and touch wood.

480
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 3: Marley's yet to fall out of the small thing the

481
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 3: top bunk bed. Lolas is like almost like sits on

482
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 3: the floor. So sometimes I'll go in and she's just

483
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 3: like literally like laying next to the wardrobe. She's just

484
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: like rolled out of bed and like worked away across

485
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: the floor. But I just leave her there she's got

486
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 3: the rugs, the carpet on the floor that.

487
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I.

488
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 3: Touch her, she's gonna wake up. There's nothing worse moving

489
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: your kid back into their bed and they wake up.

490
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: And he's like he's like a dead weight. He's like

491
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: twice as heavy when he's asleep. Because when he sleeps

492
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: next to me, I'm like, can you move the fuck over?

493
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 2: He's like whoa, And then I'm like moving. I'm like

494
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: I'll just trying to move and he just hangs me.

495
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: One of those you know, those old people, and they're

496
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 3: in like they can't move anymore, and they get him

497
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 3: out of the bed.

498
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 2: They have like the wings. That's like a big ammoic yeah,

499
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 2: by one of them. For Oscar, I have said.

500
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: To him now, like if I wake up to in

501
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 1: my bed one more time, you're fucking banned.

502
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 5: And he was like Ben from what I was like, idiot,

503
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 5: you know you know, do you know who is loving

504
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 5: a daytime nap at the moment?

505
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 2: Not me?

506
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: I can't daytime nap.

507
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 2: Yp bro. I have seen you fall asleep before.

508
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 3: At nighttime, no daytime on a plane, yeah, watching.

509
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: Men, I've seen you fall asleep at the airport Duranta.

510
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: It was seven days after seven days in Vegas. That's

511
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: not true.

512
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 3: I didn't fall sept the airport, but I'll sleep on

513
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 3: the plane anyway. Thursdays, you know, my Thursdays are a

514
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 3: very busy day. We have swimming in the morning, gymnastics

515
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 3: in the afternoon. Little old Lola, she's getting pretty exhausted.

516
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: Back on the nap train. She's pregnant.

517
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just hasn't really quite re collaborated, not re calibrate.

518
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 3: She don't recalibrated post daytime savings, so she's still up

519
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 3: at like five thirty six o'clock in the morning.

520
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 2: Daylight savings.

521
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 3: You mean, what did I say? Daytime savings? Daytime savings,

522
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 3: same thing.

523
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm saving this day up.

524
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 3: So she's waken up super early. And on Thursdays, poor

525
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 3: little thing. It's just become too much and so we'll

526
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 3: go home, we have some quiet time. I'm trying not

527
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 3: to do too many activities for her because gymnastics is

528
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 3: out of the door at three o'clock.

529
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: And you've paid for that shit, so you better do it.

530
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 3: It's expensive. It's expensive gymnastics. Terrible decision from me. Kids

531
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 3: don't really like it.

532
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: Let my kids do it anything.

533
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 3: It's yeah, assuming is like that's like the benchmark of

534
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: as far as you should go.

535
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: I think so one activity days unless they like chomping

536
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: for it. But yeah, treatmill.

537
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: But as we get Lawder in the car, I can

538
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 3: kind of see already she's it's like someone's kind of

539
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 3: hit it with a tranquilizer. She's just like really heavy eyelids.

540
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: On the way to gymnastics, and lately, like last week,

541
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: we're five minutes in and she's out.

542
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 2: She's out cola. There's a lot of soft mats at

543
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 2: gym too. Yeah, be careful.

544
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 3: The issue is when I drop her gymnastics, I wait

545
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: in the like it's a parent waiting room. So you

546
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 3: drop your kids off, they go on to the gym floor.

547
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 3: The door shuts and then all the parents get forty

548
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 3: minutes of reprieve from the kids.

549
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: Oh together, we had to sit down.

550
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 3: On your phone, I sent a females.

551
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's great because you got to like lock you in.

552
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: There's like you must talk, no, no one, no one talks.

553
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 2: Can you sit in the car.

554
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 3: No, the car is too far away because you have

555
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,959
Speaker 3: you have to walk like it's night.

556
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: As long as I could be alone. I will be walking.

557
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 3: So all the parents just straight on their phones. Does

558
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: anyone try and awkwardly talk to you?

559
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: No?

560
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 3: There was an old lady once and I was like, shut.

561
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: Up, it's my fucking worst night. May being trapped in

562
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: a room just that old guy. Yeah, but like trapped

563
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: in a room like for forty minutes, it's lovely because

564
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: kids are gone, yeah, and everyone's.

565
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: I were like complete, I would like to be alone.

566
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: So the issue is, and when Lola is then asleep

567
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 3: in the car, I'm like i gotta try and wake

568
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: her up, and she hates being waken up. And then

569
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 3: you don't wake up and be like by the way,

570
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 3: you're doing gymnastics, your flips and so, because then she's

571
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 3: not gonna want to do it, so she's gonna want

572
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 3: to hang with me. Then I can't get my forty

573
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 3: minutes of alone time. So I was like, okay, she's

574
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: really asleep. She was like dead weight, like oscar. So

575
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, fine, I'm not going to wake her up,

576
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 3: so get her out of the car. We walked down

577
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 3: to gymnastics and Marley's there going as well. They're still asleep,

578
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 3: and I'm like, shut up, she's over your Yeah, over

579
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 3: my shoulder.

580
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 2: That's good.

581
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: So we go down into gymnastics, go down into the

582
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 3: gymnastics floor.

583
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: I just put her down, like I said, a lot

584
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 2: of soft surfaces, and I started walking back. I'm like, well,

585
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: I wake up. She looks around, shut the door.

586
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 4: See did she just confused, very confused, falling asleep in

587
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 4: the car and then waking home and you're like and like,

588
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 4: she's only three Russian coach is like, get on the high.

589
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: Bars, timmy toes, timmy toes.

590
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: I could hear a whimper, but I was headphones in.

591
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can just imagine the confused look on

592
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: her face. They've very strict there as well. It's literally

593
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 2: like this is the one you had to lie about

594
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: her age to get her in.

595
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

596
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you? Did she enjoy? No, there's like

597
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: the lungs four.

598
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 3: It's forty minutes, so there's a lot. There's a little es,

599
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: there's a little window, and I kind of like would

600
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 3: like peep up a few times just looking around. The

601
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 3: fuck I'd have back down. And then finally when the

602
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 3: class finished they came back in.

603
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: She was like.

604
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: You and I was like, what I'm under you?

605
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: You motherfucker. You got me.

606
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 3: Ash, I have a parenting hack for you. I think

607
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 3: older side, but I think, actually no, it's more of

608
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: a parenting hack for me.

609
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well older side, okay.

610
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: So remind me when April was giving birth to Macy,

611
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 3: what did you do with Oscar?

612
00:28:53,200 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: Who had who? Because it was a plan so section, yep,

613
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: we had.

614
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: Oscar was at kindy that day and then he had

615
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: a sleepover at Mimi's house, which is April's mum.

616
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so there's a better idea, So a better solution.

617
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: Put him up for adoption.

618
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: Your word's not mine. Have a go of this mum

619
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 3: in the delivery room?

620
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: Oh no, why is there kids in the delivery room?

621
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: So what I'm looking at.

622
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 3: It looks like you can't be exactly sure because she

623
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: may have more kids in the room that we cannot

624
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 3: see in the frame. But she's got two kids. The

625
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 3: youngest is probably what four. Don't waste your money on

626
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 3: a babysitter. Bring your kids in the delivery suite, let

627
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: him hang around.

628
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,959
Speaker 1: I would say, fuck, I'm not having my kids if

629
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: I was to have another kid, very hypothetical, as I

630
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: can't okay, okay, okay, if you have a third kid,

631
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: are you gonna honestly going to have Lola?

632
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: Don't put this on Lola.

633
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Well, she's a bit of a she's a bit of

634
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: a terror sometimes, but she's like like, compared to Marley,

635
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: do you want Lola running around?

636
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: The kid is yeah, you're gonna bust out of that hole.

637
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: That'd be great. That's very rare making care memories, Bro's

638
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: it's all all memory memories for the family. Okay, so

639
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 2: call memory the trauma.

640
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 4: If he looks down there and what if Lola will

641
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 4: my looks down They're like that's a good point, That's.

642
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: What I mean.

643
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: He's like on the side like yeah, but like if

644
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: you're like, don't look down there, the kids are gonna

645
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: want to be like, I'm going to what are you

646
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: hiding me from?

647
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, shouldn't rustle that hair wrap our kids

648
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: in cotton wool?

649
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: You know, I think, go off and have the baby

650
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: and come back. You need, bro, you no need to

651
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: do that, no need, no need. If it's good for her,

652
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: it's good for us.

653
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: I know that you wouldn't. You would be like fuck that.

654
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to determine that not a hack.

655
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: Well hand it over to the good people who listen

656
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: to this podcast give us their opinion. Absolutely, we'll post

657
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 3: that video on social media. Have a look, Hey, we

658
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 3: have some listener questions.

659
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: What do they want now? Okay? This one is from

660
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: from Jen.

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Speaker 3: What is the ultimate test to find out if a

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Speaker 3: babysitter is good or not?

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Speaker 2: I suppose you'd let them look after your kids? There?

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Speaker 2: He is moving on.

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Speaker 1: Look, I only had used family for baby, says. We

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Speaker 1: haven't gone outside, we haven't branched out. Why we've got papa,

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Speaker 1: papa's retired.

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Speaker 3: You've never once, not once, use any external, non family babysitter.

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Speaker 2: No, never? What so I can't really.

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Speaker 3: In your five years of being a father?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really trust them either, say my family?

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Speaker 2: That is that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, great that you've got someone down the

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Speaker 3: road you can rely on. Like, let's just do it.

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Speaker 3: Let's just do it once. Let's see what it's like.

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Speaker 2: Why what? I don't need to because it's fucking wild, bro.

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Speaker 2: We just have never had that. We've just never thrill.

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Speaker 3: Of a random person coming to your house, going home

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Speaker 3: and making sure that you're only is still alive.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that doesn't bother me. At all. We just haven't

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Speaker 2: gone to the point where we've needed it.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's sad you're missing out on this so much

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Speaker 1: fun of what just guessing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like job interviews.

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Speaker 1: The only time would be okay, okay, the only time

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Speaker 1: we'd be in Bali.

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Speaker 2: When we had there You go, how was that for you? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Did you have any tests?

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Speaker 1: No, well we took your recommendation, but like, no, they

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Speaker 1: love they love a Dell.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Adel if you're listening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a I don't have a test

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Speaker 3: where we're trying to find someone to help out at

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Speaker 3: the moment, but like.

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Speaker 1: This is different like help out just like like babysit wing.

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Speaker 2: You're not there, or like nanny maybe a bit of both,

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Speaker 2: okay of both.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that one babysitter did, which to me

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Speaker 3: was like, Hey, that's a good move.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 3: It's a nice touch.

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Speaker 1: This is the one that ran over someone on the

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Speaker 1: street or nearly did oh you did hit That's another story.

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Speaker 3: I'll save that one for a other time. The only

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Speaker 3: thing that one babysitter did, which I was like, I

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Speaker 3: really really like that. And if there's any babysities listening.

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Speaker 3: She brought some pens and some coloring in paper, just

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Speaker 3: straight up and.

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Speaker 2: We're like, hey, girls, here you go. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think she bribed them. Did she ask what they're into before?

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Speaker 2: She just assumed?

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Speaker 3: I think it's just assumed that all kids enjoy some

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Speaker 3: level of coloring. Yeah, she may have asked about them

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Speaker 3: in the interview, don't know, but she brought that and

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's I like that.

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Speaker 2: Initiative straight up. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think of a vibe when we have had people

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Speaker 3: come in where she was like, how many kids too?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, we will not be using.

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Speaker 1: You can I fill my only fans in here as well.

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Speaker 2: At the same time, definitely not get out out. If

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Speaker 2: you've got any advice, let matt know. I don't use

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Speaker 2: external babysitters.

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Speaker 1: My family that loves me anyway, And moving on, This

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Speaker 1: one's from Quinn Matthew park etiquettes Your kids on the swing.

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Speaker 1: There's a lineup up. How long do you push your

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Speaker 1: kid before you give it to the next child?

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Speaker 2: Woom? Do you think I'm based off child's enjoyment? Oh? Really,

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Speaker 2: that's a deep It's a tough question.

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Speaker 3: There's a little park down the road from us here,

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Speaker 3: and it's a small park. In the afternoons, it's quite busy,

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Speaker 3: especially on the weekends. There's only two swings. Swings a

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Speaker 3: hot property. Yeah, every kid wants to be on the swing.

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Speaker 3: You have little moments where, you know, like a pocket

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Speaker 3: of time where no one's in the swing, where straight

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Speaker 3: in there, get Lalla in their strap end, give her

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Speaker 3: a push very quickly.

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Speaker 2: There's a queue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, okay, I reckon twenty pushes? Is a

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Speaker 3: twenty pushes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think there should be a time limit.

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Speaker 1: I think like you would, Jake, You, a reasonable guy

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Speaker 1: would be like, look, someone's on a swing.

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Speaker 2: Now let's play with something else.

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Speaker 1: And when the swing's free, we can go and do

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Speaker 1: it because there's other things to play with, right, I

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Speaker 1: know that's hot property. Macy's the She's like, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: maybe there's like two hundred people waiting to get on

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Speaker 1: this swing.

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Speaker 2: She's like, nah, sharpened push, She's just like higher fuck.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, I don't I don't want the meltdown.

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Speaker 1: But I'm also like I don't want to be rude,

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Speaker 1: but I think, like, don't line up with your kid,

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Speaker 1: play with something else.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you know, because then you lose your spot. Then

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Speaker 2: you lose your spot.

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Speaker 3: I think a good gauge for like how much longer

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Speaker 3: you should be allowed to plan the swing is how

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Speaker 3: restless the kid who's waiting is getting.

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Speaker 2: But what about you?

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Speaker 1: What are your kids really enjoying? It does their restlessness

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Speaker 1: outweigh they're enjoying.

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Speaker 3: I think it does. I think it does a very

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Speaker 3: good point. National Glad you brought that one up. I

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Speaker 3: think if per cheer from the child, per like vocal

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Speaker 3: moment of excitement, entitles you to like another five swings.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And then what if there's a small sobbing from

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Speaker 1: the child waiting? How many sob? How many minutes per sol?

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Speaker 1: Sob deducts three swings?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yes, so yeah started with twenty swings, so big stuff.

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Speaker 3: How many swings is left for Macy?

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Speaker 2: I know we're all just sitting around and go.

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Speaker 3: Divide that by the number of kids in the park,

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Speaker 3: multiplied by the hour of the day. That is how

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Speaker 3: many swings is left?

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Speaker 1: But I think like you should with your child. You

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Speaker 1: should set your child's expectation that not not every time

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Speaker 1: are they going to get what they want.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, once you do a countdown kids, it's

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Speaker 3: like programmed into their head.

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Speaker 2: No, Ma's like count back up.

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Speaker 3: If I'm like, we're doing ten more, Lola's I kind

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Speaker 3: of log you with accounting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, three two.

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Speaker 1: I think that there's a little bit on the parent,

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Speaker 1: the waiting parent, to be like, hey, I know you're saying,

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Speaker 1: don't want to get lose out of the line. I

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Speaker 1: guess at the expectation of your kid and go you

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Speaker 1: can't always have what you want.

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Speaker 3: And don't sweat the parent like, if you've just.

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Speaker 2: Don't swept me, you just all stay all fucking day.

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Speaker 3: If you've just gotten on the swing a bit of

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Speaker 3: breathing space, the etiquette of the swing.

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Speaker 1: I won't be able to live my arm anymore, but

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Speaker 1: I will fucking be I'll be pushing that kid one

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Speaker 1: way or another for.

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Speaker 2: The rest of the day.

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Speaker 1: But I think like, yeah, there's plenty of other things

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Speaker 1: to play with at the park. If you sweat me,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to just stay. But I think also, like

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Speaker 1: I said, the parent of the kid waiting should be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we're waiting, but do you want to play with something else?

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Speaker 1: And when it's free, we can come back.

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Speaker 2: Love that.

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Speaker 3: I love that love park etiquette, great topics, great questions.

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