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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now, I'd love to hear from some actual parents

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Speaker 1: now being truthful about whether or not having kids as worthwhile. Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now. Look,

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Speaker 1: the reason I bring this up is well, for a

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Speaker 1: couple of reasons. Firstly, I'm getting to the you know,

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Speaker 1: the finage of the wedge when it comes to having

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Speaker 1: kids with my partner, Sem not there just yet. I

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Speaker 1: think it's something we did. We're discussing. We throw names

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Speaker 1: around and stuff, but.

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Speaker 2: At our last sit down, because I'm part of this

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Speaker 2: conversation on a big part of your life, we said

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Speaker 2: three years Well, I've got.

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Speaker 1: It in writing, so we said three Regardless of what

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Speaker 1: we said, it is well in three years time, it's

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Speaker 1: something that's coming up for us. And I'm just it's funny.

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Speaker 1: I didn't follow the link on the article today, but

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Speaker 1: I saw an article online today about this person talking

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Speaker 1: about the fact that they really regretted having children two

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Speaker 1: or three years on, just like taking up way too

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Speaker 1: much of my time. And they remained anonymous though, because

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Speaker 1: they were just like, you know, it's a bad thing

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Speaker 1: to say that you regret having kids, of course, and

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Speaker 1: it just makes me think, like, you know, if you

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Speaker 1: look on Instagram and social media and stuff. The only

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Speaker 1: posts you ever see are parents who are just so

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Speaker 1: happy with their kid, like that's that's the deal.

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Speaker 2: It feels like it's a glamor I'm not a parent, obviously,

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Speaker 2: but it feels like it's a glamorized look a lot

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Speaker 2: of the time at parenthood. Yeah, I look at this

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Speaker 2: magic moment where my babies laugh.

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Speaker 1: There are always magic moments. Yeah, you're always gone down

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Speaker 1: magic moments.

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Speaker 2: There's some great people out there now that are doing

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Speaker 2: the flip side, which is like, here's an honest look

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Speaker 2: at how bad it is, and and power to those

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Speaker 2: people that are doing that.

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Speaker 1: Full power too, and preach sister Riach.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, that would make that would make a lot

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Speaker 2: of women and men feel a whole lot better about

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Speaker 2: the parenting they're doing, knowing that, oh, look there's a

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Speaker 2: baby covered in pop or whatever. Yeah, that's what my kid's.

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Speaker 1: Done, rather than you know, the kid glowing, sliding perfect

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Speaker 1: down a fireman's pole in a you know, polished lavender

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Speaker 1: smelling nappy. It can walk and talk, life looks very happy.

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Speaker 1: Brings you a glass of champagne the end of the

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Speaker 1: day you've been on Instagram. You've been off Instagram for

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Speaker 1: a long time. I just haven't been perfect fim and

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Speaker 1: pole slide is not doing that anymore. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: look what I want to do right now, third and

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Speaker 1: one and six because because I do think that a

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Speaker 1: lot of parental advertisements are fake news. I really do,

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Speaker 1: and I realize, you know, I'm someone who's considering having kids,

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Speaker 1: and I really want some honesty from the people calling

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Speaker 1: right now, third and one and six. Five, I'd like

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Speaker 1: you to try and give us an advertisement for what

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Speaker 1: having a kid is actually like.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: The way we're going to do this is we're going

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Speaker 1: to do it infomercial style because it makes for a

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Speaker 1: little bit more fun. We've got to button push a

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Speaker 1: Joel in the studio, give yourself a round of a

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Speaker 1: post drudger. Okay, Joel's got kids two too. Wow, beautiful boys,

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Speaker 1: just asking for the magic of Ivan. Yes, yep, extraordinary stuff.

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Speaker 1: So you've got to be chef with that.

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Speaker 4: Three days a gift, wh and you blessed, you blessed.

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Speaker 1: Now let's torch them. You've got a real you've got

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Speaker 1: a real look at what it's like. Yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you've got the informercial music there. Joel you if you

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Speaker 1: guys call for this, by the way, thirty one o

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Speaker 1: six ' five. If you'd like to give us an

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Speaker 1: advertisement for what caving kids is really like, we'll play

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Speaker 1: the music for you and then you just do the

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Speaker 1: commercial over the top, So Joel take it away.

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Speaker 4: Hey, folks hate sleep like a lot, Well I've got

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Speaker 4: news for you. It's a brand new product called kids.

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Speaker 4: Be woken up seven times overnight feeling exhausted at five

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Speaker 4: point thirty for the oldest kid to demand you making pancakes,

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Speaker 4: like right now, not in five minutes, Dad, you're jerk.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing like having a fresh cup of coffee. Well,

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Speaker 4: there's no time for that because the second kid in

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Speaker 4: the next room soiled himself, So go sort that nappy

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Speaker 4: out and just cry yourself to sleep whenever that happens.

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Speaker 1: Next.

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Speaker 4: Kids now available and they're really expensive.

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Speaker 1: That is some real advertising right there.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm loved.

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Speaker 1: That's some honesty.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 1: Over to you Australia. Give me a real advertisement for kids?

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Speaker 1: Can you guys give us a real advertisement for what

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Speaker 1: having kids is like? Thirty one and six five Can

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Speaker 1: you give us a real description of what it's like

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Speaker 1: to have kids, because look, it's something I'm definitely considering

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Speaker 1: at the moment. I'm just a little bit worried that

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Speaker 1: the people that have kids, and this is probably a

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Speaker 1: real thing as well, they're kind of trying to convince

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Speaker 1: themselves that it's a good thing. So they're always talking

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Speaker 1: about how good it.

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Speaker 2: Is, and you're talking about social media and stuff as

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Speaker 2: well and absoluting you know, the happy snaps and oh

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Speaker 2: look how good.

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Speaker 1: It looks amazing? Ye, But the question is is it

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Speaker 1: fake news? There's a lot of fake news out there

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Speaker 1: online in the moment, and I think it must be

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Speaker 1: obviously a very hard thing for parents to say that

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Speaker 1: having kids is a really tough time. So thirty one

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Speaker 1: and six y five, I want an honest appraisal of

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Speaker 1: what having kids is like. Okay, so the way we're

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Speaker 1: going to do this is we're going to do it

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Speaker 1: as an infomercial. So you'll hear the music behind you there,

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Speaker 1: We've got there gel in the music. You'll hear that

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Speaker 1: kick off, and then when you hear that, just just

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Speaker 1: get into your advertisement as to what having kids actually like.

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Speaker 1: Now we've got Nathan who called. Now Nathan just to

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Speaker 1: be clear, you love your kids, your pro kids.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's bloody hell. I've got three hundred five mate.

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Speaker 3: If you don't love them, you're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: All right, well I think that's what I'm implying, Nathan.

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Speaker 1: We're in furious agreement there. But let's let's do it,

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Speaker 1: shall we. I'll hit the infomercial, go for it, all right.

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Speaker 3: They've got a message for you Australia in the same

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Speaker 3: Kikovich lamb had style. And the fact is there's nothing

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Speaker 3: more satisfying in life than having kids. My only regret

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Speaker 3: is that I didn't start earlier.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it can be. It can be.

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Speaker 3: You can have ten hours of shit and I mean

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Speaker 3: literal shit too, whatever, but it takes ten seconds of

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Speaker 3: cuteness from one child to reverse all of that in

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Speaker 3: a heartbeat.

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Speaker 1: I got it. He's got it back. So that's pretty

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Speaker 1: good actually, from ten years of ship to ten seconds

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Speaker 1: of love.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what a final line.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to the cold nake. He's brought it back there.

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Speaker 1: His kids will love him when he gets home. I'm

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Speaker 1: like you, Joel, miss cuddle from the kids in the

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Speaker 1: way in after your advertisement, mate, let's go to Alex

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Speaker 1: one six five. Hello Ellen, Oh hey.

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Speaker 3: Guys, love your show.

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Speaker 1: How are you ax?

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Speaker 3: So that's my two and a half year old in

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Speaker 3: the bark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's the negative advertisement right there.

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Speaker 1: So the advertisement.

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Speaker 3: Don't have to do it.

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Speaker 1: If you like sleep and you like freedom, don't do it.

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Speaker 3: You will regret it forever and you'll love them. So

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Speaker 3: it's the traps, the total trap.

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Speaker 1: Can your children hear you?

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Speaker 4: Alex Right, she's killing.

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Speaker 3: Half and she can't really understand me. I'll let her

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Speaker 3: say it, okay, lazy, turn it off. Oh my wow,

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Speaker 3: that's awful. See what you're hearing.

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