Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connor show on Gold Thursday Morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Patsy, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Jack.
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. My grandfather was the first doctor in Woodonga.
Speaker 4: He used to get paid with chickens.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I take it you're looking at a fame in
Speaker 3: your family tree that we put up yesterday on the
Speaker 3: show facebook page where sometimes we put some of the
Speaker 3: ideas we're thinking of doing the next day. And we
Speaker 3: were towards the end of three topic yesterday or what
Speaker 3: are we talking about? And the lady said about the
Speaker 3: guy who stole the crown jewels? Yes, what was that on?
Speaker 4: Colonel Blood was.
Speaker 3: Up weakest cane to phone and it was the last
Speaker 3: call before going to the news yesterday at eight point
Speaker 3: thirty we said, let's come back to this. There's so
Speaker 3: much going on with this about a very very very
Speaker 3: distant relative and the family tree who stole the crown jewels.
Speaker 3: And so we put up yesterday about fame in your
Speaker 3: family tree. Please read that one again about the first
Speaker 3: doctor and Wadonga.
Speaker 4: This is this comes in from Abby Shlink. My grandfather
Speaker 4: was the first doctor.
Speaker 3: And we have a named by the way, Abby Schlink.
Speaker 4: Doctor Schlink was her grandfather. I assume my grandfather was
Speaker 4: the first doctor in Mudonga. He used to get paid
Speaker 4: with chickens. There are so many good ones on here. Bernadette,
Speaker 4: Princess Mary of Denmark is my sixth cousin.
Speaker 3: Ither say when they say Princess Mary of Denmartin that
Speaker 3: we're all going to go, oh wow, Princess Mary. We
Speaker 3: all know Princess Mary of Denmark. She's Australian. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was Mary Donaldson.
Speaker 4: Yes it tassy girl, right friends. Albert Renoirs, former president
Speaker 4: of the Seychelles, was a distant cousin on my dad's side.
Speaker 4: That's from Cliff this morning.
Speaker 3: No cousin is too distant, just likecond on Wednesday, no
Speaker 3: claim to famous two week, No cousin is too distant
Speaker 3: this morning for fame in your family tree. What an
Speaker 3: amazing night last night to honor an amazing man, Michael Gadinski.
Speaker 3: You know, when it was first announced that Sandy passed
Speaker 3: away and peop were talking about legacy, which he truly
Speaker 3: did leave behind, all those artists coming together where they
Speaker 3: were leaving, you know, very personal, really great messages about
Speaker 3: what Michael Goodinski meant to them and also what he
Speaker 3: did for this country for music and culture and arts
Speaker 3: is incredible. And then all the ones that were actually
Speaker 3: there on stage. What an amazing night. There were so
Speaker 3: many highlights. We've got a couple of little bits here
Speaker 3: which are fantastic. This is a lovely intro to one
Speaker 3: of his songs by Ed Sheeran, who Michael Golinski literally
Speaker 3: made a big start in Australia, bringing him out many times.
Speaker 3: The first year, I think it was just very small crowds,
Speaker 3: and he brought him out the following year and he
Speaker 3: got bigger and bigger, and I think Ed now holds
Speaker 3: the record for one single tour biggest selling artists, over
Speaker 3: one point one million tickets he's sold in that huge
Speaker 3: breakthrough tour in twenty fifteen. I think was all twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: But I have listened to this. I was watching them
Speaker 3: as a feed that was sent out and I was
Speaker 3: watching some of it last night. I did like the
Speaker 3: look on Ed Sheeran's face. First of all, it comes
Speaker 3: all the way over, he flies over, he does two
Speaker 3: weeks in quarantine, and then he walks out on stage.
Speaker 3: He's given a tambourine to be a backing tambourine player
Speaker 3: with Jimmy Barnes. You can see him looking around life.
Speaker 3: They know, they know I'm just not a tambourine player.
Speaker 3: They're not. I'm med sheer and I've done two weeks
Speaker 3: in quarantine. You know I need more than a tambourine.
Speaker 3: Where's my guitar? Anyway? Having listened to this, thank you
Speaker 3: so much for having me here.
Speaker 5: Michael would be absolutely buzzed that this is in the
Speaker 5: odd labor chose a couple of songs today that meant
Speaker 5: a lot to me, and I know that Michael these
Speaker 5: were his favorites. Basically, this first one I played to him.
Speaker 5: I have a very vivid memory of being at him
Speaker 5: and his house in Port Douglas about three o'clock in
Speaker 5: the morning, both on deck chairs, and I play him
Speaker 5: this song Castle on the Hill. It's like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 5: I think he must have misheard the lyric wrong because
Speaker 5: he started from that point screaming at me whenever he
Speaker 5: saw me. We were younger then, and I never told
Speaker 5: him it was actually I was younger then, But from
Speaker 5: now on it's we were younger then.
Speaker 3: And Springsteen did a good one as well.
Speaker 6: I started in the music business fifty years ago when
Speaker 6: the promoters were all guys. Was bigger than life personalities
Speaker 6: with the tour bus and acted as more than just
Speaker 6: your promoter, but as hosts of the city you were visiting.
Speaker 6: Michael Gaginski was one of the very last of that breed,
Speaker 6: and as such he was very very.
Speaker 3: Special to me. This is great as well. This is Ed.
Speaker 3: Shearon and Kylie Minogue have listened to this.
Speaker 4: We thought it'd be kind of fun to go back
Speaker 4: to where it.
Speaker 3: All began, at least for me.
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 7: Ed was not even a glint and his mother's are,
Speaker 7: and yet he managed to than this song for tonight.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you feel like joining in the courses,
Speaker 3: please do. This is we love.
Speaker 4: If you get into you, there's only one.
Speaker 3: There will only be one. You have a heart forever.
Speaker 3: Everybody's doing dance.
Speaker 4: Now come, lady promotion.
Speaker 7: No, you'll get to laggating the cheers.
Speaker 3: Come on, you.
Speaker 2: Want to bring your heads.
Speaker 3: All? Do we need to pay more money or something
Speaker 3: of the license and I want to hear more of that.
Speaker 3: That's the locomotion. Ed shearing, cunning, Me and old last
Speaker 3: night Rod Laver Arena, but the big tribute for the
Speaker 3: great Michael Goodinski The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: This week, We're getting excited Tomorrow morning. Dave Sherwood, an accountant,
Speaker 3: getting ready for another hard day, crunching those numbers over
Speaker 3: that Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow morning, eight o'clock, live on the show,
Speaker 3: showing a TV out of a window, just as Axel Rose.
Speaker 3: Just an average Friday on this show. Jack it's going
Speaker 3: to be down there, and this is a bucket list
Speaker 3: he wants to do. It's is fortieth tomorrow, it's forty tomorrow.
Speaker 3: He wants to have that rock star experience. We're going
Speaker 3: back to work as an accountant, so we'll be talking
Speaker 3: about bucket list this week. If there's anything on your
Speaker 3: bucket list that we could make happen. And yesterday we
Speaker 3: were going into the mind of jack Post, which is
Speaker 3: always like a maze of wonder, amaze of wonder. We
Speaker 3: found out that Jackie Boy wants to go to space
Speaker 3: if possible.
Speaker 4: If possible, I imagine we'd all go.
Speaker 3: It's possible if you've got a couple of billion kicking
Speaker 3: around in a Bank account.
Speaker 4: First radio show to broadcast from orbiting around.
Speaker 3: The world, and we couldn't get the radio show from
Speaker 3: my place down the road in Hampton. Ain't k you
Speaker 3: think we're going to put you you're down the line
Speaker 3: in space? Tremon my friend, It's more likely you will
Speaker 3: be in space. Then I think you're dreaming too much.
Speaker 3: You think we can actually hear you in there. There's
Speaker 3: absolutely no way. And the other one was obviously the
Speaker 3: Catch of Marlin. Yes, and then I found out it's
Speaker 3: the boat that cat Well, you got mega hook.
Speaker 4: Low at the hook and then the hook, something's going
Speaker 4: to be on the boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I won't be driving the boat because I
Speaker 4: don't have a boat license, but I'll be there and just.
Speaker 3: Making you stop. That fella in the Suez right now?
Speaker 3: I mean, how do you I was watching the newslas
Speaker 3: sight that this mega shipping container that's wedge right now
Speaker 3: in the sewer's shipping canal. There was some guy on
Speaker 3: the news last night who said that the helmsman I
Speaker 3: don't even know is that the captain. Does he work
Speaker 3: with the count?
Speaker 4: So the captain's the captain, who's the helmsman?
Speaker 3: Is he at the back?
Speaker 8: Of the ship.
Speaker 3: Is he there, Jack Post? But anyway, the helmsman, the guard,
Speaker 3: the news this went. It's very Australian worth covering such
Speaker 3: a big story when basically he lost control of it.
Speaker 3: I think, how can you It's not a jet ski
Speaker 3: where they going whoa really quickly? They are so slow?
Speaker 3: How do you lose control of one of those things?
Speaker 3: It's like twenty thousand tons? How did he lose control
Speaker 3: of it? What was the helmsman doing? Was he on
Speaker 3: his phone? Or we need to get into that last morning.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing story. Anyway, Let's go to Melissa, one
Speaker 3: of our lovely listeners, Melissa Robinson Christian talking about bucket lists.
Speaker 3: I started one after the movie came out with Jack
Speaker 3: Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, called the bucket List.
Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've seen it. They sit on top of
Speaker 4: the pyramids at one stage.
Speaker 3: That's it. What do in their bucket list? Is it?
Speaker 2: Just?
Speaker 3: Do you think they just got together, got drunk and went,
Speaker 3: what's a great way for you and I just to
Speaker 3: hang out and go to load of cool places. Let's
Speaker 3: come in the movie called the bucket List and get
Speaker 3: some bozo to write it. Next thing you know they're
Speaker 3: on top of the pyramids, is that the movie is
Speaker 3: them taking off bucket list.
Speaker 4: All I remember is them on top of the periods.
Speaker 4: But that was one of their bucket list items.
Speaker 3: My list started small, attached and has grown over the years,
Speaker 3: where things crossed off and others added. Now this list
Speaker 3: is actually a spreadsheet. There must be no word of
Speaker 3: a lie. What thirty to forty items?
Speaker 4: This is amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have to say, Melissa, I feel that
Speaker 3: I thought i'd led had a pretty adventurous lifestyle. I
Speaker 3: feel really boring. Look at this. There's loads She's already
Speaker 3: ticked off like hot Air, balloon flight, Sydney Bridge Climb,
Speaker 3: dandon On Rangers, treetop warp, Mornington, Poincia, Hot Springs, Delsford, Spa, Weerribee,
Speaker 3: Open rain Zoo, all Climate, ab sailing, V eight racet
Speaker 3: bat hers. She's been to Cuba, Mexico, actually pitchew to
Speaker 3: do the trail there, the track there we was supposed
Speaker 3: to be amazing. She's learned how to make Paela. She
Speaker 3: has the part. I mean, I don't think that's not
Speaker 3: in the movie. Is it? Rolling in an afternoon on
Speaker 3: a health making.
Speaker 4: But that's the thing she's done is only a quarter
Speaker 4: of what she wants to do.
Speaker 3: So have you seen some of the others on this
Speaker 3: bucket that she hasn't yet done?
Speaker 4: I love how some are so particular, like the Jamilla
Speaker 4: Wildlife Lodge in Canberra. I want to stay at that place.
Speaker 4: I want to walk along Victoria's Silo Art trail. And
Speaker 4: then some are just Europe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then brackets it says too much, too much,
Speaker 3: want too much, too much money? Or swim with Great
Speaker 3: White Sharks, Adelaide slash Melbourne. She's not fussy, you know
Speaker 3: Adelaide slash Melbourne, which depends where the sharks are.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe that's to compare the sharkses. Oh yes, I
Speaker 4: saw the Adelaide ones, the Melbourne Ones.
Speaker 3: Adrenaline Adventures. And then here in block capitols, not theme parks,
Speaker 3: so what else is there? And the pastor making. She
Speaker 3: wants to do what Jack Nicholson did with in the
Speaker 3: movie as well. Wants to go to Egypt as well.
Speaker 3: These are amazing. So if you do have something, maybe
Speaker 3: you don't even have a bucket list, but now you
Speaker 3: start to think about one, please email us. We're looking
Speaker 3: to try and make more of these happen, especially a
Speaker 3: Pilo one. That's quite an easy one to work. Tick off,
Speaker 3: isn't it. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 3: dot au.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the worst red lights of Melbourne. I
Speaker 3: know you think, geez, how do I missed that one?
Speaker 3: Where's the podcast, Christian? It's up online. It's good to go.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about the worst red lights of Melbourne every day.
Speaker 3: My chip into work is blighted. The minute before I
Speaker 3: get to the joy Houses radio station. There's this god
Speaker 3: awful traffic light as you going down Punt Road and
Speaker 3: you try and take a an innocent right, an innocent
Speaker 3: right into Rowena Parade. I'm there for four minutes, back
Speaker 3: there today for four minutes. I don't get it. I
Speaker 3: just all I want is someone to just investigated.
Speaker 4: Even if traffic's not coming the other way, there's nothing
Speaker 4: coming the other way, but you're still sitting there, sat there.
Speaker 3: So we have a go on the line. Now is
Speaker 3: our man on the inside at vic Rose. We have
Speaker 3: Chris Miller on the line. Come morning, Chris.
Speaker 9: Morning, Christian, Jack Patsy here are you going?
Speaker 3: We're good? What can you say? I don't even the
Speaker 3: last twenty four hours, VIC Roads have had a few
Speaker 3: calls about that traffict night or whether you've heard people
Speaker 3: complaining about it before. Do you think did you know
Speaker 3: the one? I mean the one on Pipe Road as
Speaker 3: you're going to Rowena.
Speaker 9: Right opposite the gate to get into the MCG there.
Speaker 9: And obviously Christian, we heard about your troubles yesterday, so
Speaker 9: we've begun an internal investigation into the operation of that.
Speaker 3: I demand the Royal Commission.
Speaker 9: We in fact have excavated on the way no look
Speaker 9: Punt Road going into a Wiener parade. It's basically Christian.
Speaker 9: The way it works is we try and give green
Speaker 9: time to as many people as possible. So along punk road.
Speaker 3: To the Insight, they called it green time. I'm going
Speaker 3: to start using that now with family and friends to
Speaker 3: impress them it's green.
Speaker 4: Time, trying to give you all equal green time.
Speaker 3: Well, at the moment, all I'm getting from you guys,
Speaker 3: is that too much red time.
Speaker 9: Well, there's a little detector under the road. Don't know
Speaker 9: whether you realize that, but there's a piece of magnet
Speaker 9: that basically detects the metal of your car. So the
Speaker 9: key is make sure you run over that, because if
Speaker 9: you don't run over that, the traffic lights won't know
Speaker 9: you're there. The other problem I suppose with tunt Road
Speaker 9: and Hoddle Street is because each individual intersection talks to
Speaker 9: each other, they're all in sequence, so we can't basically
Speaker 9: get a red light in the middle of a green wave.
Speaker 9: There's another one for you.
Speaker 3: So it's basically what we're asking for is you know,
Speaker 3: maybe this is a conversation offair. Is some kind of
Speaker 3: remote control that I can use. No one else knows
Speaker 3: about a special arrangement. I can just wind the window
Speaker 3: now and give it a little click and then suddenly
Speaker 3: it goes green and I've got green time go.
Speaker 9: I could kind of see some money in the state
Speaker 9: government for that. I'll have a chat to our Roads
Speaker 9: min it's to Ben Carroll, just to see if we
Speaker 9: can't go to come up with some sort of charge
Speaker 9: my control the.
Speaker 3: Lights talking to each other. How do they do that?
Speaker 9: Well, essentially all of melbourne'sraffic lights do that. It's a
Speaker 9: system called scats and essentially it's all designed to basically
Speaker 9: cater for peak hours. So in the mornings, everyone's coming
Speaker 9: towards the city, so all of the lights are set
Speaker 9: up so that all the green time or most of
Speaker 9: the green time is headed towards the city. Opposite happens
Speaker 9: in the afternoon. Essentially, the traffic bus are very clever.
Speaker 9: They know how many cars are there, they know what
Speaker 9: speed the pod cars are going through the intersection. Lots
Speaker 9: of information. And believe me, the people who program these
Speaker 9: traffic lights have got enormous brains. The algorithms that it
Speaker 9: takes to sequence a traffic mega mega mind.
Speaker 3: What's all the noise in the background by the way
Speaker 3: is and the traffic lights talking to each other. Now, Chris,
Speaker 3: where are you?
Speaker 9: I'm in the traffic operations setter. So I'm here with
Speaker 9: about twelve hundred cameras. I'm currently looking at people that
Speaker 9: have crashed into each other on the Ring Road up
Speaker 9: near Sydney Road. We had an initial crash just near
Speaker 9: Pascoval Road. Then people going Outtona bound its flowed to
Speaker 9: have a look and they've crashed into each other as well.
Speaker 3: You are sat in front of all those different cameras
Speaker 3: all over Melbourne.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, and this is the room where we can control
Speaker 9: the traffic lights. We control all those overhead signals for
Speaker 9: the freeways. So when we've got you know, our vic
Speaker 9: growd's incident response cruisinggs, for example, saving someone who's run
Speaker 9: out of fuel or got a flat tire, will need
Speaker 9: to close the lane and reduce the speed down to
Speaker 9: forty because obviously when there's people on the road, we've
Speaker 9: got to reduce those speeds. But this is the room,
Speaker 9: the nerve center, where it all happens. We've also got
Speaker 9: the guys from PTV controlling the trams and the trains
Speaker 9: and all that sort of stuff. So it's it's a
Speaker 9: great room to be and you should come visit us
Speaker 9: one day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, genuinely I'd love to go to
Speaker 3: see that by on people driving the work Chris.
Speaker 4: Can people cheat the system? We heard yesterday that people
Speaker 4: try and roll over the sensor in the road and
Speaker 4: then back off it, back on it, back off it,
Speaker 4: back on it. And also people flash their lights at
Speaker 4: the traffic lights to either of those work.
Speaker 9: Neither work now and no need to hit the detector
Speaker 9: more than once. It's a magnet. And in fact, when
Speaker 9: you move away from the detector, the lights think you've
Speaker 9: gone and you're not there anymore, So get it on
Speaker 9: the detector, sit there and say that the lights will
Speaker 9: happen in their sequence. But as the flash of your
Speaker 9: lights at it, no, you'll just look on an idiot.
Speaker 3: Last question for me. We like on the show, Chris,
Speaker 3: We like trying and give an usual, different, original prizes away.
Speaker 3: Is it possible that I could give away a price
Speaker 3: for a week where if we worked out what a
Speaker 3: listener's trip to work was, you just organized it was
Speaker 3: all green lights.
Speaker 4: Great, just do it on the Italian Job, the Melbourne Jobs.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we can do that for a prize, just for
Speaker 3: a week. What a great car that would be.
Speaker 9: I think it'd be difficult to get across the line.
Speaker 9: In fact, the only time I've known that ever happened
Speaker 9: is when Prince Harry and Megan arrived. So special to
Speaker 9: get that right.
Speaker 3: I got that remote control clicker eye want that as well,
Speaker 3: Chris Royal green tie. Yes, yes, Chris Miner, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. We catch up again soon and Jack and
Speaker 3: I would love if you genuine to come around and
Speaker 3: have a look around there. It sounds amazing, excellent.
Speaker 9: You welcome anytime, guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks Chris, have a good day.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So once a week on a show, we like to
Speaker 3: pair through the speakers, having a look at what you're
Speaker 3: up to. Something creepy going on. It's just just interested
Speaker 3: see what what are we seeing? What are we seeing?
Speaker 3: If we were to look through the speakers, what are
Speaker 3: you up to right now? I'm always fascinated about as
Speaker 3: we're chantering on, as we do Monday to Friday, sixth
Speaker 3: or nine, chuntering on in the background, what are you
Speaker 3: actually up to? Would you love there to be like
Speaker 3: a radio goggle box? What are they actually up to?
Speaker 3: You can see what they're up to while the show
Speaker 3: is going on.
Speaker 4: Set that up.
Speaker 3: I guess what hidden cameras in the speakers they.
Speaker 4: Know about it. We get them to sign the papers.
Speaker 3: They don't know. When google box, you know that none
Speaker 3: of those families now they're being watched.
Speaker 4: We get families. I guess they're sat around. You don't
Speaker 4: really sit around the radio anymore. That seems like in the.
Speaker 3: Nineteen fifties, you know, listening to His Majesty's voice said,
Speaker 3: is it the BBC? We are at war? It's not
Speaker 3: like that now, gathered around listen to a secret sound.
Speaker 4: But then we get the comments of the gather.
Speaker 3: Around cash Man's back children. Tell the neighbors to come
Speaker 3: on over. We have a Calor radio, only one on
Speaker 3: the streets. All right, let's take some let's se how
Speaker 3: we take some girls. Next note now here we got here, Andrea,
Speaker 3: good morning and good morning.
Speaker 8: I am walking in the pitch black with a headlamp on,
Speaker 8: walking my dog Blue out in Southwest Victoria, listening on
Speaker 8: the iHeart radio app.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. That's I love the image of
Speaker 3: you in the lamp, the kind of miner's lamp.
Speaker 4: I saw a headlamp run of this morning, and it
Speaker 4: just made me think, like, how badly do you want
Speaker 4: to get out and about in the morning that you
Speaker 4: have to put the head lamp on. But I guess, Andrea,
Speaker 4: you want to be out and about white's dark.
Speaker 10: Well I do, because I don't sleep very well.
Speaker 8: I wake up nice and early.
Speaker 3: So I turn that headlamp off. It might be sort
Speaker 3: of keeping you alight. It's like a street light above
Speaker 3: your noggin. That might be the problem.
Speaker 8: Wait, it is so scary out here because I'm in
Speaker 8: the country, so that there's no street lamp and it's
Speaker 8: pretty scary. There could be a cow charge me any second.
Speaker 3: Well, that's an extra bit of an element of danger
Speaker 3: to the whole thing. Every single morning.
Speaker 4: If the phone goes dead, will know it's a cow.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, you'll keeping you Andrew and you're the rest
Speaker 3: of you walk. Thanks calling you mate, Thanks for listening
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 2: Bye The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to lines right now.
Speaker 11: Paul, good morning, Good morning Christian. Waiting for a taxi
Speaker 11: to go to the airport to compete this weekend in
Speaker 11: the parah Vision Impaired Archery Nationals in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: Wow, tell us more about that, mate, That sounds amazing.
Speaker 11: We have it every year around each state and I'm
Speaker 11: one of the competitors. I'm totally blind and in my division,
Speaker 11: so we have an equal playing field. I have to
Speaker 11: wear a blindfold or blacked out glasses the duration of
Speaker 11: the time I'm on the field to the time I
Speaker 11: take myself off the field.
Speaker 3: Now, Paul, obviously we have questions. I've never heard of this,
Speaker 3: how does it actually work?
Speaker 11: Then we have put locators on the ground which we
Speaker 11: put our heels against. We have a normal tripod of
Speaker 11: a photographer where the camera would sit. We have a
Speaker 11: tactile which we touch on the back of our hand
Speaker 11: in one point, and then my arrow agent, who is cited,
Speaker 11: who is standing behind me, scores for me, also collects
Speaker 11: the arrows and tells me using an analogue clock face
Speaker 11: where I've gone on the board. So they can't say
Speaker 11: right or left because I don't know where that is,
Speaker 11: so they've got to say two o'clock red or ten
Speaker 11: o'clock gold.
Speaker 3: Sorry? Mate, were you born blind? How did you learn
Speaker 3: to do? Actually to take up archery?
Speaker 11: I took up that ar tree because it's right across
Speaker 11: the road from where I live as a sport once
Speaker 11: I lost my site. I lost my site twenty five
Speaker 11: years ago, and it was a matter of just retraining
Speaker 11: the brain and coaching with cited.
Speaker 3: Coaches amazing and so.
Speaker 11: We were teaching them as much as they were teaching us.
Speaker 3: Right, and you competing this weekend and how have you
Speaker 3: got on? Have you obviously done this a couple of
Speaker 3: times before?
Speaker 11: Yeah began in Australia which we promoted in twenty eleven.
Speaker 11: And we're competing Saturday Sunday aunt Patriotary Club in Brisbane
Speaker 11: and there's about two and a half to two dozen
Speaker 11: because of COVID not everyone's coming.
Speaker 3: Sure Wellison, good luck this weekend and love to talk
Speaker 3: to you mate.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, all right, have a good day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Why don't you and I head off to the Suez Canal?
Speaker 3: The Suez Canal, sue, he's very proud of this pronunciation.
Speaker 3: This feller he's spoken to someone, is Suez you pronounce
Speaker 3: the es?
Speaker 12: The Suez Canal one of the busiest shipping highways in
Speaker 12: the world, At least it usually is, except for now,
Speaker 12: with a massive container ship wedged in the narrow canal,
Speaker 12: blocking traffic in both directions.
Speaker 3: You must have seen the footage. It's barely believable. A
Speaker 3: massive four hundred meter long container ship, the ever Given
Speaker 3: I wish name for a boat, isn't it? The ever
Speaker 3: Given is holding now over one hundred and ten other
Speaker 3: big shipping containers in the Suez Canal. I've becoming wedged sideways.
Speaker 3: This has never ever happened before in the history of
Speaker 3: the Suez Canal. Just to put this into concerts and
Speaker 3: why this is a big night, why it's costing millions
Speaker 3: and millions in minutes twenty five percent of the world's
Speaker 3: trade goes through the Suez Canal, especially oil. It all
Speaker 3: goes through there. So if there's a delay and they reckon,
Speaker 3: it's going to be at least another two days to
Speaker 3: try and free this twenty two thousand ton megaship, four
Speaker 3: hundred meters long, one hundred meters tall, fifty nine meters wide.
Speaker 3: It's going to take another couple of days and they reckon,
Speaker 3: it's going to have repercussions all over the world, costing millions. Yesterday,
Speaker 3: when I was watching news, I couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 3: I found it meserizing. They reckon that. The helmsman I
Speaker 3: never heard of a helmsman. Perhaps, have you ever heard
Speaker 3: of a helmsman on the boat?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: I think I have, but I don't know where exactly
Speaker 8: they are.
Speaker 4: The helmsman is the person who actually steers a ship, sailboat, submarine,
Speaker 4: or spacecraft.
Speaker 3: Right, there's even one of the spacecraft. I've seen all
Speaker 3: those movies. No one said, hey, helmsman, and we are
Speaker 3: right to reverse it a bit more up, you know,
Speaker 3: you keep going get it left, dan down, left, stand down.
Speaker 4: I'm blocked between two comings. So he's the guy actually
Speaker 4: behind the wheel, so his fault or the captain's fault.
Speaker 4: The captain's telling him what to do.
Speaker 3: They're saying, the helmsman lost control of the boat, and
Speaker 3: obviously I don't know how you do that. They're not
Speaker 3: they're not quick moving because they're so huge. I mean
Speaker 3: four hundred meters long. They're absolutely massive. So I don't
Speaker 3: know what's something. Surely as well, don't they have like
Speaker 3: park assist we have that on our cars. Something this
Speaker 3: important in a shipping canon. Don't they have like radar?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, yes, the edge here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how it becomes stuck. Anyway, here's
Speaker 3: what we're going to talk about this morning. Then, uh,
Speaker 3: the as these little tugs. They've asked for all the
Speaker 3: tug boats in Egypt or this sounds like a Nursey run,
Speaker 3: all the tug boats in Egypt, all the Egyptian slapt
Speaker 3: the tug boats.
Speaker 4: Try to undo the major million dollar puttle tug boat.
Speaker 3: Either the tug boat, all the tugboats work together to
Speaker 3: free up the enorious boat that was stuck. Yeah, they've
Speaker 3: asked shout out to all tugboats in Egypt. Everyone get
Speaker 3: to the Sewerz Canal. I've just shown chat this amazing photo.
Speaker 4: Right, this is so funny.
Speaker 3: Bye. On the land bit of the sewers canal, there's
Speaker 3: two guys, Fred and Dave. I'm guessing they're called right,
Speaker 3: two guys looking up right. I bet the next column
Speaker 3: all the way up at this great big Megan cantenner
Speaker 3: that's stuck in the sewers canal. All they've got is
Speaker 3: a little bulldozer. And we all had days like that
Speaker 3: where you look at the task at it, you're like,
Speaker 3: oh god, what Remember the ship.
Speaker 4: Is twenty stories high and they've got a bulldozer trying.
Speaker 3: To twenty two thousand tons. Two guys in high fits,
Speaker 3: couple of trade's gonna chuck your line down. We're given
Speaker 3: to go stick in fuss, put in four wheel drive,
Speaker 3: all right this morning. Then on ABC yesterday there was
Speaker 3: some correspondent that said the quote, the ship is super stuck.
Speaker 3: So when have you been not stuck? Don't call any
Speaker 3: of you got a stuck story on if you were
Speaker 3: super stuck? When have you been super stuck? And this
Speaker 3: is by the hour they reckon. It's at least ten
Speaker 3: to twelve million dollars an hour, and it might take
Speaker 3: three days, so it would be hundreds of millions. So
Speaker 3: I want to know whene have you cost your company money?
Speaker 3: So this morning, with all this going on, then when
Speaker 3: have you been super stuck? And have you cost your
Speaker 3: company money?
Speaker 2: Hello, good money, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's get to Catherine first of all, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Catherine, Good morning Christian. I got super stuck when I
Speaker 8: impaled my car and a wheely bin.
Speaker 3: Amazing. I got to hear the story. What happened.
Speaker 8: When I was eighteen. I was living at home and
Speaker 8: I was driving a Madda three two three station wagon
Speaker 8: and the lots of cars at home, so I had
Speaker 8: to park on the front lawn, which was on quite
Speaker 8: a hill, and I was racing out to go to
Speaker 8: a club one night. Jumped in my car, didn't realize
Speaker 8: it was benight, reversed at speed and backed over it
Speaker 8: a wheelly bin and got the back The wheels of
Speaker 8: the wheely bin wedged up underneath the bumper of my car,
Speaker 8: so it was kind of dangling in mid air like
Speaker 8: it's raining down. I'm wedged on the top of his bin.
Speaker 8: I can't three wheel drive, so I can't go forward.
Speaker 8: I can't go back, and I'm just going, what the heck?
Speaker 8: So I raced inside to ask my dad for help,
Speaker 8: and I've done a few things like this, so he's
Speaker 8: just like, oh, what have you done?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 8: Darling comes out and has a look and he just
Speaker 8: he's like oh, and he just shakes his head and
Speaker 8: looks at me and goes back inside. So we had
Speaker 8: to call his mate with like a crane ory thing
Speaker 8: on his truck to come and get the car off
Speaker 8: the harning.
Speaker 3: Mate with a crane on the back of his truck.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish we all have had that, mate,
Speaker 3: And I'll go to contact my mate Bob Brackets with
Speaker 3: the crane. You're busy now with a crane again, how
Speaker 3: about you go into the club. Did you make it
Speaker 3: to the club or not?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I had to go call a girlfriend to come
Speaker 8: and pick me up. I was supposed to be designated driver,
Speaker 8: but I just it just.
Speaker 3: Put it a great I love wedged on a weedy bit.
Speaker 3: And so when did your dad's mate turn up to
Speaker 3: free it with the crane?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Luckily it was a Friday night, so it came the
Speaker 8: next Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: Amazing. That's a great god to give you a pair
Speaker 3: of tickets go to a Villa Cinema's gold class brilliant
Speaker 3: story caster. Thank you very much. Let's go to Greg.
Speaker 3: I've cost my company money. Greg, how much was it?
Speaker 1: A good question?
Speaker 3: It was dollars eight thousand dollars. What were you doing?
Speaker 3: What did you do wrong?
Speaker 1: It was actually they mispread the So I was checking
Speaker 1: the temperature on the fridge and it was meant to
Speaker 1: be one point two degrees. It was actually twelve degrees.
Speaker 3: Even you know, I mean, I'm no expert on degrees,
Speaker 3: but that does seem quite bit off to me.
Speaker 1: One point twelve just a little bit, mate. Yeah, So so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was lost a lot of stuff, and yeah it
Speaker 1: wasn't good.
Speaker 3: And what was what was frozen food, food.
Speaker 1: Milk, drinks, see, lots of stuff like that, mate.
Speaker 3: Basically yeah, Greg, thank you very much and cool nose.
Speaker 3: All right, So eight thousand and I see if we
Speaker 3: can get another corner on its cost their company more
Speaker 3: than eight thousand.
Speaker 15: David, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 16: How you game.
Speaker 3: I'm good David, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 3: And so how much can you raise us eight thousand
Speaker 3: dollars worth of damage? To company.
Speaker 15: I think I got that covered mate. Going back in
Speaker 15: the eighties, I was managing Hulett Packard's warehouse where all
Speaker 15: this stuff used to come in from Australia. They had
Speaker 15: a computer which was top heavy and I had to
Speaker 15: move it from one from one storage room to another
Speaker 15: with a with a fourth live.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 1: The computer was.
Speaker 15: Worth about fifty to sixty grand and on one side
Speaker 15: of the skid there was a polystyrene miss and so
Speaker 15: when it was top heavy, I went around the corner
Speaker 15: and it fell over and break one of the internal parts.
Speaker 16: So that sort of stuffed.
Speaker 15: Them up for a little while, and they had to
Speaker 15: wait for another part to come in from Mexico. When
Speaker 15: they sent a party from Mexico, weighed about one hundred
Speaker 15: grams and it was sitting on top of the pallet
Speaker 15: and I was driving the fork lift and it blew
Speaker 15: off the pallet straight underneath the tire and there goes
Speaker 15: the fifteen thousand dollars replacement part and another six months
Speaker 15: for one to come back in.
Speaker 3: This is unbelievable. I mean, why did they keep letting
Speaker 3: you do this as well? Old Changer's dave on the
Speaker 3: fork lift, you know, And this is you know, young
Speaker 3: kids listening, This is how heavy computers used to be.
Speaker 3: Do you want to move a computer now, Matt, what
Speaker 3: you put in your backpack? You used to have to
Speaker 3: get a forklift truck to actually move a top heavy computer.
Speaker 3: I can imagine that's heavy anymore.
Speaker 4: The center of gravity is right down the bottom, David.
Speaker 4: And he said, he said it was so heavy, yet
Speaker 4: the wind blew it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Well the replacement part come in a package which was
Speaker 15: about one hundred grams, you know, maybe two hundred grams,
Speaker 15: so I didn't wean my safe for the other I
Speaker 15: actually come.
Speaker 16: But back in.
Speaker 15: Those days, the computers used to be eight meg. So
Speaker 15: your home personal computers used to be eight meg. Your
Speaker 15: phones are about two hundred and seven.
Speaker 3: Amazing, David, thank you very much. Youkil You're more than welcome.
Speaker 15: Might have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thank you and you.
Speaker 2: Christian, Hello, good Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So we're talking about this big mega shipping container. Just
Speaker 3: to give you some idea, is it says as high
Speaker 3: as a twenty story tall building, longer than two mcgs
Speaker 3: and heavier than six and a half thousand hippos or
Speaker 3: listen he tried to call the show the other day.
Speaker 3: He heard and he's saying something just under quarter of
Speaker 3: a million dippers to put it into the dipper index
Speaker 3: that we often weigh stuff on this show. So it's big.
Speaker 3: Twenty two thousand tons mega shipping container, one of the
Speaker 3: largest in the world, is stuck in the Sewez Canal.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this. I was thinking, maybe this happened,
Speaker 3: you know sometimes with those big ships are steering it
Speaker 3: around him rough season. It's never ever happened before. The helmsman.
Speaker 3: We found out that some more on the helmsman does
Speaker 3: what the ships.
Speaker 4: He's the actual guy steering the ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he lost control of it somehow. I mean he
Speaker 3: literally got one job, just get it through that canal.
Speaker 4: He said, it's windy.
Speaker 3: It must have been. It must have been windy there
Speaker 3: many many days. The canal has been there years. No
Speaker 3: one's ever done this before.
Speaker 4: If you can picture it, He's meant to be going
Speaker 4: straight and somehow the boat is on a complete right
Speaker 4: angle and he's wedged between.
Speaker 3: It looks like the scene in Austin Powers when he's
Speaker 3: in that little car. He's gone backwards, forwards, backwards. That's
Speaker 3: what it's going to be like for the next three back,
Speaker 3: a bit forward, backward and forward.
Speaker 4: He was just trying to do a three point term.
Speaker 4: Maybe he left your keys at home or something.
Speaker 3: So this morning, then on this on the ABC last night,
Speaker 3: they were describing it as being not stuck, because it's not.
Speaker 3: It's super stuck. So whenever you've been super stuck, this
Speaker 3: is obviously raking up millions and millions, as there are
Speaker 3: now over a hundred ship and containers all stuck like
Speaker 3: a part on basically like a traffic jam right in
Speaker 3: the sewer's canal. So you want to know, when have
Speaker 3: you cost your company money? Billy, good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Christian. Yeah, I scored a new job at
Speaker 14: the local chruck farm when I was younger, and I
Speaker 14: filled up finally, I filled up the trolley which was
Speaker 14: sort of hang on wheels off the ceiling and you
Speaker 14: push it along, and I filled up with probably ten
Speaker 14: thousand eggs. I'm pretty proud of myself. And then I
Speaker 14: am turned around and then trolley kept going and actually
Speaker 14: went off the age and smashed all the eggs everywhere,
Speaker 14: and there's nowhere to hide.
Speaker 3: Do you know I like that? Betty? So did you
Speaker 3: say this the first down your jaw.
Speaker 13: Yeah and last, first last.
Speaker 3: There's a phone in, there's a phone in tomorrow, first
Speaker 3: and last day. What a great day the first to
Speaker 3: last image Another way, he said, you put ten thousand
Speaker 3: eggs in them. Pretty proud of yourself. I'd be very
Speaker 3: proud of myself.
Speaker 1: I yeah, it was gone all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, a great start to what would look like
Speaker 3: a promising career as an egg man. Yeah.
Speaker 14: I I was looking forward to it, but nah, it
Speaker 14: didn't didn't happen.
Speaker 4: Must make a fantastic sound. Ten thousand eggs fucking at once.
Speaker 3: Beautiful big for tatar omelet Billy, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You kill buddy. There you go, Spilly formerly the eggman
Speaker 3: who's got here Susan, Good morning, Susan.
Speaker 10: Good morning Christian. My partner worked for a smash repair
Speaker 10: and he clashed a Ferrari twenty sixty into an Aston
Speaker 10: Martin advantage and pushed it into a Lamborghini Galado.
Speaker 3: Oh my word, this is the world's most expensive dominos.
Speaker 3: So it's a Ferrari goes into an Aston Martin goes
Speaker 3: into a Lambo Lamborghini. Yeah, you're going to do it,
Speaker 3: Do it right? Please? Take us. So what's obviously reversing?
Speaker 3: The first I was.
Speaker 10: Taking it off the blocks and the foot stuck on
Speaker 10: the pedals, and the rest was like dominoes.
Speaker 3: Oh my word, at.
Speaker 4: Least you're at the smash repairs already.
Speaker 3: Those cars though, I mean the handmade those cars.
Speaker 4: What was the cost of the damage.
Speaker 10: A few hundred pairs?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it'd be more than that. They're about three
Speaker 3: or four hundred thousand each, those cars. It's got almost
Speaker 3: a million dollars worth of damage. That is incredible. Do
Speaker 3: you even just go home? Then? Straight away? You don't
Speaker 3: even apologize, just get out of there. I mean, what
Speaker 3: can you say?
Speaker 10: It was pretty pale when I got.
Speaker 11: A hand.
Speaker 3: Susan. Great story. Thank you very much for show, and
Speaker 3: have a good day mate. Hi, Bob Christian, I'm good Bob,
Speaker 3: So tell us your story about being super stuck.
Speaker 16: I was super stuck in a toilet in the hard
Speaker 16: Rock Cafe in Cambodia. I had a bit of balie deli,
Speaker 16: so to speak, and went racing into the toilets and
Speaker 16: was first on my running with slow closing toilet seats.
Speaker 16: So pull the pants down, said on the seat when
Speaker 16: it wasn't fully closed, and my old fellow slipped up
Speaker 16: underneath and got damned on the between the seats and
Speaker 16: the pit. And I've got to tell you one hundred
Speaker 16: and thirty.
Speaker 3: On on my circumcised yourself.
Speaker 16: Oh, I had the biggest blood lilister, but it took two.
Speaker 3: Guys going to be sick.
Speaker 16: I couldn't get off because I was doing that much pain.
Speaker 16: So I had that two dollars to help me get out.
Speaker 16: And they were laughing at me while I was doing it.
Speaker 3: So what did you have to cry for help?
Speaker 16: Fortunately are only little cue because I was either undo
Speaker 16: it to let them in.
Speaker 3: But we're all there with you the cubacle. The bloodlister
Speaker 3: is stuck there. Tell people to get you out that
Speaker 3: ship stuck in that Sewez canal. It was like littlee Bo,
Speaker 3: it's going to get you out. All the tug boats
Speaker 3: from cambody attentional units. Oh Bob, that is a hell
Speaker 3: of a story. So we'll give you at least we
Speaker 3: can do as a pair of tickets. That's any off
Speaker 3: the gold class fitted cinemas. Really. Oh no, thank you, Bob.
Speaker 3: Have a good day. Take care now.
Speaker 2: There The Christian O'Connell Show podcast last week.
Speaker 3: Then we started a new game for you on the
Speaker 3: school run. It is chaos the score Run, which is
Speaker 3: why it's probably a very bad idea to try and
Speaker 3: set up a game show with you playing in your
Speaker 3: cars with your families on the school run. School running
Speaker 3: in the morning. All right, so the winning family last week,
Speaker 3: the Simpson family stay on. They're the current reigning champs.
Speaker 3: So if you're about to get into your car right now,
Speaker 3: mom or Dad and the kids and you fancy taking
Speaker 3: them on, We've got two questions with our brand new
Speaker 3: quiz master. The quiz Master on school Running sears Jack Post.
Speaker 3: He's not happy with the questions today if you think
Speaker 3: they're too easy. You said that about last week's and
Speaker 3: they still got the question wrong about the.
Speaker 4: What was it was the shape box? They didn't know
Speaker 4: barbecue Shaffer's the green bar?
Speaker 3: No was that color? Would you know? Patsy? Yeah, definitely
Speaker 3: up for grams today. Could you knock off the raining
Speaker 3: champs the Simpson family captain by Maya who's thirteen, got Dad,
Speaker 3: Sean and Anna as well in the car as well.
Speaker 3: Christian Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell's show podcast, Good Morning to
Speaker 3: Jack's mum just send a little sonny little message on
Speaker 3: his little radio show in his little tree house. It's
Speaker 3: so cute this it makes me miss my mum. This
Speaker 3: is so nice.
Speaker 4: Just a picture of a Lamington and she said, I
Speaker 4: bought you a Lamington. Stop by and pick it up.
Speaker 3: Isn't that lovely? You're going to do that?
Speaker 4: What a trait to look forward to the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a little Lammington.
Speaker 13: School Runnings and hear this show's Little Lammington only Little
Speaker 13: Lamington post AnyWho batmass constraint?
Speaker 3: Now we have two families on the school run ready
Speaker 3: to take each other on week two of School Runnings.
Speaker 3: What's more stretch on the school run and trying to
Speaker 3: take part in a radio game show? What were we thinking?
Speaker 3: All right, let's meet the raining champs winner stays on
Speaker 3: they won last week, the Simpson family. What are seven
Speaker 3: days for this family? We ask each of the families
Speaker 3: playing in their cars during their schools who ALEXA team captain?
Speaker 3: Last week it was thirteen year old Mayer. Captain has
Speaker 3: now gone to dad. It's been stripped at GW West
Speaker 3: I did last season with Cannedio. It's a GWS situation.
Speaker 3: Dad is now captain. Let's find out the breaking situation. Dad,
Speaker 3: Sean newly installed us a new captain? What's happened? Good morning,
Speaker 3: Simpson family, Good morning Christian?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So what's happened with the captain? See? I
Speaker 3: were talking last night and the girls come up to
Speaker 3: me and they said, we don't want to beat captain anymore.
Speaker 10: So I said, all I'm going to have to take
Speaker 10: one for the team.
Speaker 3: Well done, well done? Were your the raining champs? And
Speaker 3: how are the team? Seem a bit quiet in the back?
Speaker 3: How's the team?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: That's MS Thursday. Doesn't it all a bit tired?
Speaker 2: Week?
Speaker 3: Lot of homework? How are you girls? Good? Yeah? Do
Speaker 3: you regret taking part in this last week? And now
Speaker 3: you're stuck on it? Week two? Hello? All right captain Dad,
Speaker 3: we need you on the car horn so we can
Speaker 3: hear a car horn. It might be used as a
Speaker 3: buzzer later on. Can we hear it again? I remember
Speaker 3: this one is a little clown car is in here?
Speaker 3: All right? Good luck the raining champs? Then the Simpson
Speaker 3: family taking them on this morning? How they good enough?
Speaker 3: Let's meet the contestants morning contending family on the school
Speaker 3: roll right now? The Rykart family. Good morning, and the
Speaker 3: captain is Wendy Mum. Wendy, good morning, yea, good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Wendy. You're the captain this morning. Introduce your
Speaker 3: family and your team this morning, playing with you, Wendy. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I've got Ella, who's sitting and Amber? Good morning, Ella,
Speaker 3: good morning. Hello. Just looking at Apparently you're a big
Speaker 3: fan of Queen and Taylor Swift. Yeah, good taste. Amber,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning Amber. I know nothing about you.
Speaker 3: I have not been given any notes. What are you
Speaker 3: a fan of Amber? Pink pink? Oh, well, well we
Speaker 3: like pink on this station, all right, Amber, Ella and
Speaker 3: Captain Wendy the mom, good luck. Can we hear your
Speaker 3: car horn home this morning? Your car horn? That's more
Speaker 3: like it. Okay, good luck, teens. We're going to play next.
Speaker 3: School Runnings will happen next with Quiz Marstar our very
Speaker 3: own Lamington Jack Posts.
Speaker 2: Hello, Good morning, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Two families every Thursday morning, live on the school run
Speaker 3: taking each other on in School Runnings, Winter stays on.
Speaker 3: So the rating champs are the Simpson family. School Running
Speaker 3: in the Morning controversy in the last seven days. We're
Speaker 3: the really last twenty four hours with the Simpson family
Speaker 3: giving up. Thirteen year old Mayor gave up the captaincy
Speaker 3: Dad Sean is not to step in. All right, Simpson family,
Speaker 3: you're going to go first. We've got two questions. Are
Speaker 3: you already?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, relaxed.
Speaker 3: They just want to be done with this. All right, guys,
Speaker 3: are you ready to play? You're the reigning champs. Come on,
Speaker 3: Simpson family, let's do it. Yeah, well done, team. All right,
Speaker 3: Jack is the quits mastery. He asks you questions. Question
Speaker 3: has always Then once Jack's finished answer the question, we'll
Speaker 3: give you five seconds you can talk amongst each other,
Speaker 3: and then you need to give us your answer. Good luck.
Speaker 4: Question number one, Simpson family. An animal that eats only
Speaker 4: plants is called what?
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to give the kids a chance
Speaker 3: to take part in this. He's going for the win,
Speaker 3: aren't you, captain? Oh, captain? Competitive? Fit off about you?
Speaker 3: Is it? Captain text w no mess, don't even give
Speaker 3: a chance to educate those young braids. Screw them their
Speaker 3: useless Well done one for one second question quiz Master
Speaker 3: post the Lamington.
Speaker 4: Name two orange colored vegetables.
Speaker 3: And you said these are too hard. I think not
Speaker 3: five second starts now, Tara and unkind correct, Hey, I'll
Speaker 3: give you a chance to get the sound effect. Ready,
Speaker 3: the five seconds hadn't finished it. Everyone's all a bit
Speaker 3: keen and trigger happy today. Correct? All right? Two for two?
Speaker 3: Is it enough? They speak now to the contenders this
Speaker 3: morning the reich Art family welcome back. So we got
Speaker 3: captain this morning by Wendy, and also joining her are
Speaker 3: two awesome daughters, Ella and Amber. First question for you guys.
Speaker 4: Right card family in Sesame Street? Who lives in the
Speaker 4: rubbish bin?
Speaker 3: Hi? Bro? Question the s Morning books with the old
Speaker 3: orange vegetables.
Speaker 10: Wait again, Oscar the grout?
Speaker 4: Oscar the grouch is correct?
Speaker 3: Wait for the sound then come on Lammington. You can't
Speaker 3: wait to get out of it and chuck into that
Speaker 3: little mummy brought Lamington today. Well done, guys. Second question, if.
Speaker 4: You get this right, we go to a dead hate
Speaker 4: can't wait? This is too easy?
Speaker 3: Do you want to upgrade it the page? I reckon?
Speaker 3: Should we get them a tougher one? Yeah? No, I agree,
Speaker 3: I'm going into have we seen some of these one?
Speaker 3: How many members are there in Amba? Where do we
Speaker 3: get these questions wrong?
Speaker 4: All right, here you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got one hang on time of question number two.
Speaker 4: Rick Card family, What is Harry Potter's middle name?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 10: What you know?
Speaker 3: You've gone too far the other way, Jame James's Well,
Speaker 3: this is exciting, guys. It's time of the tie break.
Speaker 3: The team have urged me not to do this. I'm
Speaker 3: so excited. Let's well go about the Simpson family. All right,
Speaker 3: two families now drawing to a piece. This is exciting.
Speaker 3: Jack is going to ask you the tie break question,
Speaker 3: and it's the first team to buzz in on their
Speaker 3: car horn. So once again the car horn for the
Speaker 3: Simpson family will sound like okay and the Rychart family. Right,
Speaker 3: So have we got someone spotting for each family? Rio,
Speaker 3: you go for the Simpson family, collecting Tom out that
Speaker 3: you go for the Rychart family. Okay, Jack. The tie
Speaker 3: break question.
Speaker 4: Is what is the name of Simba's father in the
Speaker 4: Lion King?
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh no? Who are you going to go to? Producers? Producers? Producers?
Speaker 3: Which car horn? Did we hear first? Morse code? Now? Producers?
Speaker 3: They had the verdict there, who's car horn went first?
Speaker 14: Family?
Speaker 3: REI can't family go to you for the answer? Okay?
Speaker 3: The question again to the Reichart family.
Speaker 4: What is the name of Simber's father in the Lion King?
Speaker 3: Correct? We are and new raining champs the Right Cards
Speaker 3: a tense horn off this morning school running spr off.
Speaker 4: I think we agreed on that it's a new cash raise.
Speaker 3: Hey, well done, the right Cart family, Well done, you
Speaker 3: get your two hundred dollars delivery voucher. Well done the
Speaker 3: Rye Cart family. I think utter relief for the Simpson
Speaker 3: that they won't be forced into us next week by
Speaker 3: super competitive dad. Right up, famly, we see you again
Speaker 3: same time next week. You're playing on. Well done. Bye
Speaker 3: bye Simpson family. Congratulations, well play. Nice spirit of the game.
Speaker 3: There's see lady girls, Bye bye Maya and also and
Speaker 3: bye girls. Okay, we'll send you a little price as well.
Speaker 3: We do on everyone.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy's very excited. Just twenty three minutes left on
Speaker 3: the show. And then go home, See mommy, get that Lamington.
Speaker 3: Jack's mum texted him during the show and say you
Speaker 3: got nice litt Levington. Wait for him if you can
Speaker 3: swim by and get it after the show.
Speaker 4: Maybe you should be that rule when you bring a
Speaker 4: birthday cake to school. Unless you've got enough for everybody,
Speaker 4: you don't bring anything at all, So mum, unless you
Speaker 4: got at Leamington's for the whole team.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think what was more? You bring in the
Speaker 3: limiteds here? Not your mum? Why are we paying sea shanties?
Speaker 3: Today's time waste with all this news about this mega
Speaker 3: shipping container stuck in the sewerz canal and all your
Speaker 3: great stories today we're after your boat songs. Can I
Speaker 3: just say now? I think this might be stretched the
Speaker 3: time waste?
Speaker 4: Look at these boats.
Speaker 3: Boats are not funny because I'm sure the crew of
Speaker 3: the ever ready the stuck in the sewers Canal saying
Speaker 3: right now, all right boat songs? Yes, God, what a
Speaker 3: great song. He ain't heavy. He's my brother, was number
Speaker 3: one hit all over the world. He ain't heavy, he's
Speaker 3: my rudder.
Speaker 4: That's actually a gold.
Speaker 3: It's all downhill. It's all to the sewers. Now buckle
Speaker 3: up with all without you, roll with all silver.
Speaker 4: Plus you're generous.
Speaker 3: Don't look back at anchor silver. The tugs don't work.
Speaker 3: That's a gold, thank you. And since you've been gondola, that's.
Speaker 4: Pretty yours, A pretty good yes, boats are funny.
Speaker 3: Jack What have you got? Folk songs?
Speaker 4: Can you feel the love tonight?
Speaker 3: Go straight in.
Speaker 4: Harbor, better, faster, stronger.
Speaker 3: That's the one to beat folks.
Speaker 4: You know who sung that? Obviously? Raft punk?
Speaker 3: Oh, very nice. Someone knows they're getting a Lamington today.
Speaker 3: The mummies baskets.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boat songs.
Speaker 3: You say, yeah, I I of the tiger, No for you.
Speaker 4: And we all get into this. You all love the
Speaker 4: bottom of the boat, don't we the very bottom healing
Speaker 4: me softly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's good. Back up there. You're finishing strong
Speaker 3: with the gold.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast, So.
Speaker 3: Time today here the sea Santi music is boat songs,
Speaker 3: boat songs.
Speaker 4: You ready to mark Jackie boy, I am ready, captain.
Speaker 3: Nice smells like teen Spirit of Tasmania.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 3: Trying to think of one Roger you beat me to it.
Speaker 3: That's very good. Tugging me Softly's a tug a moat
Speaker 3: to be tugged slowly, justin yachts. Love got to do
Speaker 3: with it?
Speaker 4: Silver, you should be row lucky, Silver.
Speaker 3: Luke cup and Noose. I liked it? Who let the
Speaker 3: tugs out? Whooo? Gold Danielle baby got barnacle back bronze ships.
Speaker 3: Don't lie Shakira with these ships don't lie very good
Speaker 3: five six three, put your name on it if you
Speaker 3: text them in Guys, I'm sexy and I row it
Speaker 3: gold Well, I'm robbed. Am I ever going to see
Speaker 3: your boat team boat face again? Gold DECKO take a
Speaker 3: bow A boy named suez Go. That's really good, Ben,
Speaker 3: very very good. Bats out of hull, Bronz grant ship
Speaker 3: to be square, Silver catamaran in the mirror. Gold You've
Speaker 3: got that sinking feeling gold tucky tucky bang bang.
Speaker 4: That's Trevor.
Speaker 3: I think it just made that up. Stop it now.
Speaker 3: I just cool to say, ohoy, bron this is a
Speaker 3: Joe Dolce one. You ready run up? Are your face?
Speaker 3: Give me the chocolates, Gold chocolates coming to you. No
Speaker 3: anything else is nautical compares to you silver. Nah, No,
Speaker 3: forget it. You win them with that one. That is
Speaker 3: very very good. All right, So tomorrow morning on the show,
Speaker 3: Dave Sherwood turns forty on his bucke. Last week, Michelle's
Speaker 3: wife called the show said, my husband is turning forty
Speaker 3: at the end of this week tomorrow, and on his
Speaker 3: bucket list he wants to become a rock star. He's
Speaker 3: a mild mannered accountant during the day and he wants
Speaker 3: to be axel Row. So Dave Sherwood is throwing a TV.
Speaker 3: This is his bucket, this item throwing a TV through
Speaker 3: a window as he becomes axel Row him live on
Speaker 3: air tomorrow morning at eight am. This is Dave. This
Speaker 3: guy is well, This guy cannot wait wild Man Day.
Speaker 7: Hey, Christian Dave here, I've been preparing.
Speaker 3: He's an accountant. He takes comfort in quiet numbers. Again,
Speaker 3: what man?
Speaker 2: Hey, Christian Dave here.
Speaker 7: I've been preparing for my fortieth tomorrow and can't wait
Speaker 7: to tick off a back at this Darland by launching
Speaker 7: a tavy out the window, as well as deadlifting the
Speaker 7: kids and nappies. I've been on a high proteen diet
Speaker 7: and watching guns and Roses on repeat. Slash akay, Michelle
Speaker 7: and I will see you in the morning.
Speaker 3: We can't wait wild Man Day. Sorry Axl tomorrow morning
Speaker 3: at ten past eight. Now, how's the glass? You got
Speaker 3: that thing ready?
Speaker 4: I've got to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's no subtle way to get into us now, Jack,
Speaker 3: just question off the top of my head. The glass
Speaker 3: structurally inspected in the strict accordance to a OHS rules.
Speaker 4: That's right. We would never throw anything through a pane
Speaker 4: of glass and especially looked at. So thanks to Michael
Speaker 4: and the whole team at South Melbourne Glass for inspecting
Speaker 4: the glass. The official glaziers of the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: When we think glass, we think South Melbourne Glass.
Speaker 3: Damn right, baby, what man Dave.
Speaker 2: Hey, Christian Dave here.
Speaker 7: I've been preparing for my fortieth tomorrow and can't wait
Speaker 7: to tick off a bucket this island by launching a
Speaker 7: tvy out the window, as well as deadlifting the kids
Speaker 7: and nappies. I've been on a high protein diet and
Speaker 7: watching guns and Roses on repeat. Slash okay, Michelle and
Speaker 7: I will see you in the morning.
Speaker 3: Quick back. Do we think he does it in the
Speaker 3: first take? We were told by Cindy from Dig Dig Deminition,
Speaker 3: the official deminition experts of the Christian O'Connor Show. When
Speaker 3: we think deminition, we think dig Dig deminition. We also
Speaker 3: think South Melbourne Glass.
Speaker 4: We're doing a lot of things him.
Speaker 3: He was so much thinking all the time. She said,
Speaker 3: when you chut bricks at this kind of glass, it
Speaker 3: bounces off it. Do we think he's going to put
Speaker 3: it through first? Go, I reckon he will. I really
Speaker 3: want her to as well.
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