WEBVTT - FULL: Scatman John 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:09.200 Good morning, it's a Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:14.000 Excuse me, would you like to do a puzzle? 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.600 I don't really feel like this show. 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:20.840 Well, never talk about dinosaurs, Christian o'connall show. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:22.960 I'm gold one oh four point three. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:24.880 Good morning, It's Friday morning. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.720 Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show ahead of the long weekend. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.280 Jack and Pat's good morning, good. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.760 Morning, good to see you both. Good to see you both. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.440 What we on the ABC? 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.320 We changed formats and good to see you both. And 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.520 it's great to be talking to you, dear listener again, 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.480 if you can hear our words, it's good to see 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:47.280 you both. I love it like a children's TV presenter. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.320 Then they say stuff like that. All right, double thumbs 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.240 up Friday. This is how it works. We're tell you 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.200 about the things we're into at the moment. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:54.320 Do you know what's been sad? 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:57.320 Anything's been sad about the lockdown last couple of weeks? 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:00.240 Okay, on, I don't know what the latestbs are number 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:04.080 Queen of has it walked those aisles? I mean, do 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:04.680 you know about it? 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.680 Just counter spice, It's it's been weeks since we've heard 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:08.440 about the discounts. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:08.880 Came up. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.360 I did click and collect a glue gun for a 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.520 school project a couple of weeks ago. But that is 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.200 like the first thing in you just. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:16.000 Can't leave it alone. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.240 Has there ever been a month where you've not got 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.800 something right? All right, Patsy double thumbs up. What are 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.759 you giving it to this week? 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.280 Lots of TV viewing in the past week, and I 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:29.280 know you've touched on it. Got Holston on the Netflix 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:30.959 last Friday. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.360 For the Netflix on the network, I'm on the MySpace, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.240 I'm on the facebooks on the Netflix, and. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.039 I loved it. It's brilliant. I knocked it over all 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.679 on Friday afternoon. If you're not aware what it's about, 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:45.560 it's about the fashion designer Roy Houlston, who was massive 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:49.760 in New York and around the world actually sixties, seventies, eighties, 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:55.240 and he it's his life story. It's quite a full on, 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.960 sort of six part series. When I say full on 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:03.880 your seat by the Codings, what it's it's about his 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:04.320 life and. 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:09.080 What are you trying to say? Normally so direct, more 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.480 direct than Jack and I what's this? 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.480 Coy fell on the rating. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.400 Yes, yes, he was quite an eccentric and had quite 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.880 a colorful lifestyle and frequent in the studio. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.359 Interesting. I've seen it right, It's just you know, he 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.720 watched in a fashion industry, there's a lot of nudity, 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.320 but he was heavily. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.440 Into drugs and stuff. So if you want something like 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.040 don't watch it. But but. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:38.200 If you want something druggy this weekend, stick on. That's 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.600 what happened to Obi wan Kenobi. He hit the horse. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.640 But that was it for me? Was you and McGregor's performance. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.359 Was absolutely He's amazing, isn't he. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.200 You don't see you and McGregor on the screen. You 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.880 see Helstone and it's just. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:54.119 Hello again, Roy. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:55.360 I don't know who he is. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.320 To google it. I thought they just made up a name. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.200 Otherways, meant to think it was true a true story 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:03.960 either but yes, but you told me it is, so 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.680 I watched it and I loved it. The other thing 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.280 I want to recommend this week is we do a 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.760 lot of guided meditation. I know you guys do it, 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.400 especially you Christian, but I've been doing it a lot 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.240 with Audrey since she was about two, and especially with 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.120 lockdown and in and out of schooling and the kids 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:19.600 are all. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:20.040 Over the place. 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.680 We go onto YouTube I've found this thing New Horizon 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.000 for me, guided meditation. You've got to find the voice 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:28.519 that you like. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.600 Yes, so true is that? 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.440 And this is a lovely British lady. She sounds a 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.480 little bit older and she's just got the loveliest, comforting, 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:38.600 nurturing voice. And I put it on and like two 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.880 three minutes later she's fast asleep and it just helps 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:46.120 unwind her brain from the day. So it's New Horizon, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.520 and they've got a series of them. There's like The 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.920 Trip to the Rainbow and the Unicorn Land and it's beautiful. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.160 It's on YouTube, and just a couple of things for 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.760 the long weekend if you're going crazy with the kids 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.520 in the wet weather. I mentioned last week Kruella on 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:00.880 Disney huss great, isn't it? 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:01.960 Love's it well worth. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.560 The money and you'd spend more at the movies anyway. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.320 And there's a little series Audreies into on Netflix called 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:12.600 The Investigators, and it's an ossy kids show. I think 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:16.400 there's two seasons so far, and it's just a fun 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.920 sort of little thing for eight to twelve year olds. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:21.440 It's about these kids that solve crime in their school 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.440 yard and local town and it's really I. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.000 Still love watching shows as a kid. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:26.440 Didn't you think you want to be like a junior 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.840 detective and like bust open some crime in your neighborhood. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.040 And it's filmed in Melbourne. It's well worth it. Investigators, 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.160 we find ourselves watching it along with us. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.440 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.479 Jack, what are you giving double thumbs up to this week? 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:40.360 And yesterday's show? 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.080 When I was talking about enjoying a three hour long 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.720 bath and having a bit of hot chocolate, people ask 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:49.080 me what the superfood hot cacow was. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.640 I love hot co carb but a little bit teaspoon 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.719 of honey in there and some cinnamon. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:54.960 What is the difference between cacao and coco? 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.080 By the way, cocoa bean is like the chocolate, isn't it? 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:57.240 Is it? 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:57.640 Chocolate? 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.560 Cow's the better quality, isn't it? Like it's the pure Yeah. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.120 It's also like people think it's very very good for 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:05.640 you cacao. It's very grounding. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.680 Well, this is a superfood and a hot chocolate and 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.240 it tastes delicious as a hot chocolate. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.800 I think that all my favorite superfoods, like broccoli, I 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.080 just dip that it's sort of camel you and l 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.280 very nice superfood. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.320 Bank has been going to this new supermarket called Terra Madre, 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.960 which means mother Earth. They've got one in North get 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.240 and new ones opened up in Brunswick near US. It's 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:32.040 a fully organic supermarket. She loves it there and that's 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:36.880 where she got this hot superfood Terra Madre superfood hot Cacoo, 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.880 hot chocolate. It's got ginger in there, it's got maceademia. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.040 I like to have it with a little bit of 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:45.279 cinnamon on top. I add that myself love a hot chocolate. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.880 And then if that doesn't sound old person enough having 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:49.960 a hot chocolate. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:50.640 No, I love a hot chocolate. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.520 The show that we've been enjoying. 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:55.359 Is Old People's Home for four year Old, which is 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.800 on the ABC Beautiful. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:57.520 Oh my God. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.240 I tried to sell it to me and it's sounds like, 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.920 honestly the most boring thing I've ever heard of Old 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.160 people age care home and the children's preschool. And they 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.400 merge them together and say, why. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.360 Would we want to watch that? 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:09.920 Like is actually really nice? 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:14.120 When it just sounds like raddy kids and like an 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.360 age care home? Like how much excitement can we get? 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:20.039 We could watch anything breaking bad, but oh the emotional 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.599 attachments you make to the relationships. In this show of 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.240 an experiment that is merging age care and preschool because 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:27.960 it's good for both. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.000 The old people go and live with the family or 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.680 why they go and visit them and the care home. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.680 It's like a daily pre school. I guess that's the 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.000 little excursion. Yeah, so each day. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.680 The bus goes and picks up the old people, brings 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.919 them to the preschool, and then they form bonds and 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.279 friendships with the kids. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.320 I've only seen ten minutes, right, we were all in 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.680 tears and it was like you probably know this one. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:52.240 Then it was some family and I think they'd lost 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.919 their grandparents, the mother and dad, and they become so 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.000 attached to this old guy that they've been spending a 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.800 lot of time with. At the end of the TV 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.320 they were in tears of saying how it's become like 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.680 a new granddad to the kids. They look forward to 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.279 spending time with them. Movie down, you can see what 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.320 it had done to this old guy. Because sadly, the 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.920 way we all treat are the elderly and our relatives. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.320 It's like once you stop working and stop being relevant, 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.600 they're just out of sight and dumped in care homes. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.400 That's not just spent anyone who works in care homes. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.040 Some of them need to be there to be looked after. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.520 Twenty four to seven families can't do them. But it's 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.040 the way that we just think that they're useless now. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:25.880 And you see what it did to this old guy. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:27.960 He felt he had meaning in his life, that he's 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:28.480 still matters. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.480 Yeah, that's the episode that we watched last time. The 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.480 final episode is them saying goodbye at the end of 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.560 the experiment. And the experiment is a great idea, and 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.320 it's they want to do it so that it rolls 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:42.920 out nationally to merge age care and preschools because it's 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.080 good for both the kids. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.040 And old time is on the show and have them 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.920 as producers. And seriously, like, let them plan the show. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.800 Someone needs to plan this show. I'll hand it over 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.240 to them. Get some old people to plan the show 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:56.880 and take the calls. Let's give them a job for 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:57.160 a day. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.840 This is what had us in tears last night. In 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.960 the last episodes of the same goodbye to each other 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.080 and they're reading a series of cards out that are questions, 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.120 and the old guy says to the young girl that 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.840 he's made a good friendship with. What does love mean 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:14.120 to you? And she said, love is when you like someone. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.360 Really really hates you love them a lot. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.720 You like them a lot. That's why I love you. 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.280 And then he can't tears well up in his eyes. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.480 Tears went up in these eyes right now. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.920 That is just it's a magical show. Honestly, we loved 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.400 Old People's Home for four year Olds. We watched on 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:30.160 iView on. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.280 The iView, right, okay, beautiful, thanks for telling us about. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:38.280 That, Jack, Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.920 We're doing Double thumbs Up Friday, where me, Jack and 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.240 Patsy we go through what we're into at the moment 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.240 and we give our double thumbs up. Everything we just 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.800 talked about we put up on our Facebook and Instagram page. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.520 You can find us there, The Christian O'Connell Show. All right, 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.800 two TV shows and a podcast that you will be 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.120 listening to this weekend. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:58.040 Jack. First of all, Sweet Tooth, big new Netflix thing. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:08:59.960 This thing must have cost a fortune. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:03.000 It's like, I don't know, a fairy tale for kids 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.520 and grown ups. I just found it and we started 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:07.920 watching it the other night. We've seen three episodes now. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:09.400 It is incredible. 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:10.040 Have you seen it? 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:10.400 Yeah? 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:14.720 I started yesterday. Actually it was trending number one on Netflix. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.560 Sure after the first episode, I really gains a bit 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:19.240 more momentum. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:19.559 Yeah. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.520 I love that about like fairy tales and like there's 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:27.040 been a well it's again it's a hard sell. There's 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:30.559 been some kind of contagion of a horrible global pandemic. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.679 But no, no, no, it's it's not as grim as 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:34.120 it says. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.120 It's a fairy tale. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.160 Are you just watching the news? 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:42.000 Yes, it's called sky News. The main actor is Andrew Bolt. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.400 It's called Sweet Tooth. That is so good. Three episodes in. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.960 We really love it. It is one of those Netflix 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:53.439 show that's like a mini movie every episode. It is beautiful, stunning. Yes, 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.200 Sweet Tooth. Everything I'm watching at the moment forgot what 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.960 a great actor. Michael Douglas do is have you seen 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:00.920 Kaminsky Method? 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.880 No, oh my god, you got to go on. You'd 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:03.280 love it. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:03.679 What's it on? 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.280 It's on Netflix. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.280 He is an acting coach and he's now late in 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:11.080 his life. He's on his seventies, he's getting older. And 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.320 Alan Order's in it as well. It is so funny, 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:18.360 and you're reminded Michael Douglass what his late seventies now, 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.840 still a really good looking guy, and it is so 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.960 funny and real about aging, and you just remind him. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.960 Michael Douglass is an amazing actor, still so charismatic in it, 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.000 but he is his age, he's he is such a 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.720 great performance. He's a knockout star of it. Yes, it's 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:35.960 called The Kaminsky Method. 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:36.600 Check it out. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.960 It's on Netflix. This last podcast, I can't stop listening 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.080 to it. I don't know if you're you know about 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.800 Bill Simmons makes loads of podcasts, does a really good 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.600 one called The Sports Guy. He's got his own sort 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.160 of mega production company called The Ringer, and they make 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.719 some amazing podcasts, one of which have got into a 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.160 couple of weeks ago. I keep minute to bring it 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:57.319 up every Friday on this sixty songs that explain the nineties. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.400 Oh great, that's right up, my alee. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:00.240 I'm telling you now. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:04.000 The guy that does it is a music critic, Rob Horviner. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.920 I keep pausing it and rewinding it. His script and 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.360 the way he nails it as well, it's so interesting 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.040 and funny. It's like a stand up comedian at time, 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.400 like sit down, stand Up. The one on the Red 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.400 Hot Chili Peppers album Blood Sugar Sex Magic is so 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.160 laugh out loud funny. I'd forgotten about some of the 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.040 track titles on there. And he goes into like the 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.160 stories around the making it and where it sits in 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.680 the nineties and what it was influenced by other bounds 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.800 who sounded a bit like that. It's just ah, if 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:32.960 you love your nineties music. I know we love the 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.760 nineties and we love the eighties on this show, but 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.280 still can't you think in one day the nineties are 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.160 going to get the respect they deserve musically It's always overlooked. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.320 I'm always wass rarised about the sixties and seventies when 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.199 we took a lot about the eighties, But there was some. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.640 Amazing music in the nineties. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.040 Yeah, well that was my time of growing up. So 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.160 that's the first music that you really fall in love 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.240 totally and that you idolize that. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.120 As a teenage because that's when you first meet music 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.000 and fall in love with it. Anyway, if you're into that, 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:01.680 you'll love this. It's called sixty Songs that explained the nineties. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.440 Can't recommend that enough. That's my double thumbs. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.160 Up this week The Christian O'Connell show. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:11.920 Podcast Amazing scenes yesterday evening parents all over Melbourne. So 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:15.319 I assure you without this two Patsy so pleased to 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.760 see them getting that old school bag. You know, Lois 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.720 our fourteen year old just unzipping that school bag. None 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.120 of the stuff from when they went into lockdown clean, 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.240 the smell of the drinks, or their look, tupperware and 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.560 stuff like that. Just I know it's just one day 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.600 head a long weekend, but just one day of them 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.000 are getting out the house and going back to school. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:35.000 Was already pleased do. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.160 Going back to school, to jumping through hoops. I might 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.800 have had a little celebratory drink. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.400 Yeah, you wouldn't have been alone yesterday when it all 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.080 got confirmed that finally. 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.560 All children back. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:49.200 You go out the house, out your bedrooms, out the fuck. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.640 I said to my wife, let's open all the windows 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.160 when they go. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:54.280 Just take get rid of the. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:59.320 Zoom drama now, wimbus, nowhere do you get this song? 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.600 I get Liken Alert on my phone, you know, because 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.920 they've got mums and dads plugged into everything. I get 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:07.720 alert now for like two minutes late logging into zoom 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.080 for some really. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.520 Yes, said the while we've been doing stuffving a team 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.800 meeting was like your daughter's late for history, and like going, 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.880 can you there's no excuse to be late. You're at home, 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.680 lying in your bed. How are you late? 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.600 So yeah, I think mums and dad's everywhere so pleased 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:26.000 that they're going back to school today. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:27.840 Late. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.240 All right, Lakes the party home of all your emails. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.040 Yesterday on the show we were talking about scams. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.760 I certainly remembered one that I've been I been part 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.800 of about twenty years ago, my early Korean radio when 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.400 I was working in a city in the UK called Liverpool, 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.840 great city home of the Beatles, Liverpool football club and 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.800 but a very it was a really big underworld around Liverpool. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.640 I really knew the right people. Anything could happen. 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:00.800 And I used to have a goes to drive in 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.440 every morning, park outside the radio station, right because the 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.680 nearest car park was about twenty minute walk and you 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.760 do not want to be walking through Liverpool at five am, right, 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.400 It was just sketchy, very sketchy. So I would just 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.319 park out the front of the radio station and then 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:14.080 go and move Macart. 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.199 After the show and I. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.559 Was always getting fines, but right outside the radio station 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:22.560 were four disabled spots. Anyway, a couple of months into 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:23.960 my time up there, I'm in a pub on a 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.480 Friday afternoon and this used to happen every weekend at 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.080 every pub in Liverpool. A man walks in with a 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.840 bag full of various illegal stuff to sell to people. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.920 I mean, like clearly just stolen that day, like brand new, 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:41.200 like back in there's obviously DVD players, camp corners like 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.040 really you know some of them were like the sort 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.800 of the security tags attached and now willgo where those stolen? 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:47.440 They just go, oh, I have that, and it was 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:48.840 like a third of the price. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.160 And the pub would just let him walk around. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.320 Yeah they knew him. Charlie, Charlie. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.880 Anyway, this guy comes up to me and go I 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.360 don't want anything, and I go, what have you got 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:57.600 in there? 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.680 By the way. Anyways, it's like this treasure trove of 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:02.440 all kinds of things. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.240 And then I see that there are fake parking permits 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:06.840 and one of them ashamed to say of us, I 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.640 would never do this now. It was a fake disabled 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:12.000 parking permit and I would I know, I would never 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.360 do that now. There were four bays out there at 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.880 five am. Okay, I just was looking after one of them. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:18.680 Anyway, let's move on. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:27.760 Oh yeah, AnyWho, come on. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:28.960 With the emails. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.360 Christian big show of the fan here in Mildura. My 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:37.000 biggest scam was around twelve years ago working in Townsville. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:38.920 You used to have to pay five bucks per day 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:42.000 for parking and the CBD the tickets look fairly basic 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.240 and my wife is a whiz on Microsoft Word. Anyway, 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.000 sick of paying the five dollars daily fee, one night, 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.040 after a few drinks, asked my wife so she could 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.840 possibly make up a fake ticket. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:53.640 The end result was perfect. 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.960 Gave me free parking for fourteen months by using the 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.160 fake tickets and just changing the day each day. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.640 He's attacked these. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.320 The fact that they can format those on Microsoft Word, 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.880 and I know that I can hardly get a picture 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:07.400 to say in the. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:08.600 Right spoty Microsoft Work. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.560 I tried to make a party invite once so one 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.520 of my kids a couple of years ago on Microsoft Work. 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:15.440 It had a template. It was like insert child's name here, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:17.920 venue time, and I. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.160 Was like, oh, this is so good forging this to me. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.240 That looks so this is the equivalent, you're and the 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.400 FBI catching people who've got like fake banknotes, the original 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:30.880 sort of template. There are nine really official looking parking 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.480 tickets here, even like because they have a different font 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:34.600 for the time that you've got it and. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.760 Stuff like that. I would not if you're if you're 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:38.520 a warden, you're not you're not double checking. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.560 Oh no way, you'd have to get a magnifying glass 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:41.080 out to prove. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.960 I don't think they have those chat, but let's go an' 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:45.440 I don't think they care as well. If I was 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.680 a parking inspector, I would just make sure they have 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.360 a ticket in the window. Wouldn't bother about checking time 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:51.680 or date or anything like that. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.040 I'd love to do a live in a world where 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.760 you were a parking inspector as well. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:56.600 Is that Jack that used to work with dad? 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.840