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Speaker 1: Posting now we have got one of our absolute favorites

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Speaker 1: on the show right now before.

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Speaker 2: We get into the chat, because.

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Speaker 3: We will get carried away.

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Speaker 2: His name is Ross Noble, and El hablad Or is

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Speaker 2: streaming this Saturday live on your TVs or on your screens,

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Speaker 2: on your iPads wherever you want to get it. Tickets

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Speaker 2: on sale at ticket tech dot com dot au. That

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Speaker 2: is Ross Noble doing what he does best, which is

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Speaker 2: stand up comedy, and joins us on the phone right now.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, Ross.

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Speaker 4: Hello, it's yes, it's stand up comedy. Before the world ended,

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Speaker 4: we recorded this show.

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Speaker 3: I said it was live.

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Speaker 4: That was a lie, no, no no, but it is

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Speaker 4: also live. It's so what happens is you tune in,

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Speaker 4: you buy your ticket. That's the one, and please avoid

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Speaker 4: ticket Tech L which is Phi Latvia. They've got a

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Speaker 4: rubbish system. Just check L which is what you know

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Speaker 4: at the end of that song by Yellow where it

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Speaker 4: goes like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, advert for the Latvian.

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Speaker 3: That's a good ad.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly so. So I come on. So you book

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Speaker 4: your ticket like you would have VI it was a

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Speaker 4: regular show, and then I come on live for a

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Speaker 4: short but you know, what I'm like, I see a

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Speaker 4: short introduction I might do an hour before the show starts.

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Speaker 4: So we have we have the introduction and you watch

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Speaker 4: the show was recorded in Sydney. It's very heavily. It's

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Speaker 4: Australian based show. You watch that, and then I return

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Speaker 4: and then I do a live cue different shows, is

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Speaker 4: it like?

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Speaker 2: And then there's an intermission and then it's the return

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Speaker 2: of Ross Noble afterwards.

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Speaker 4: Well one's one's me on stage doing the live show,

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Speaker 4: and then another one is it is like an interactive

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Speaker 4: just to you and exactly which if you did you

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Speaker 4: ever see the Bear Grills? Did it choose your own

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Speaker 4: Adventure survival show? Yeah? Did you ever see that? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I did? Actually that was wild.

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Speaker 4: Well you know the thing about that was is that

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Speaker 4: my kids? Because obviously Bear Grills like he's I mean,

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Speaker 4: bless him. You know, he's trying to encourage people to

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Speaker 4: enjoy the great outdoors. But it's nothing's as dangerous as

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Speaker 4: he makes out.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's always in trouble. He's always in an

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Speaker 3: emergency situation. He drinks his own piss. It's like, come

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Speaker 3: on night, take a drink bottle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this could kill you. This animal is dangerous. This

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Speaker 4: wolf could attack or it could just wander off not bothered.

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Speaker 4: You know, and my my kids because I'm always whenever

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Speaker 4: he's on the telly, I'm going, you know what, calm

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Speaker 4: down there, just calm down. My kids took great delight

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Speaker 4: in choose your trying to kill bear grill. He loved it.

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Speaker 2: Right up next you want to see him, he's Saturday

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Speaker 2: Night tickets on Salt ticke Tek dot com dot Au

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Speaker 2: and he's doing a Q and A afterwards, the return

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Speaker 2: of Ross Noble. And right up next to Ross, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to tell you how you robbed one of our

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Speaker 2: listeners of five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: It's a shocking story. But stay with us podcasting now.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow night, the nineteenth September, you can go and see

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Speaker 2: a Ross Noble live on your iPad, your phone, your TV,

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Speaker 2: ticke Tek dot com dot Au. His show is called

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Speaker 2: Elhabldor and he joins on the phone right now.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Now, Ross.

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Speaker 2: The last time that we had you on the show,

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Speaker 2: it was on Woodi's Front Porch for the Roughy Rustic

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Speaker 2: Foods Front Porch Extravaganza. We employed you to come and

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Speaker 2: do some stand up comedy. You rocked up with.

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Speaker 4: You're still angry about this? Still couldn't have been you didn't.

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Speaker 3: Be more angry.

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Speaker 5: We spent most of the budget on you, and you know,

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Speaker 5: all of a sudden you rocked up with a an

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Speaker 5: ironing board, a crate for it, and and you did a.

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Speaker 3: Live game show, a very visual live game show on radio.

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Speaker 1: And I think your words early on were, I haven't

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Speaker 1: thought this through.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I hadn't thought it. I hadn't thought

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Speaker 4: it through at all. But you know, and also your

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Speaker 4: I think I got a tweet from your next door

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Speaker 4: neighbors so I described as being road protesters. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was the Extinction rebellion. I was mildly joshing. I

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Speaker 4: don't think they talk it in the spirit in which intended.

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Speaker 4: They were furious.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Still, it's still awesome between me and my next night.

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Speaker 3: But thank you for that, Russ.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but that's all right, because you know,

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Speaker 4: you don't want to be invited around for dinner with MD.

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Speaker 4: Just just leent us.

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Speaker 3: Get that.

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Speaker 4: And you know you're sitting pretty, You're sitting pretty next

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Speaker 4: door while the next door bean burgers you're on the rough.

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Speaker 4: He's Rusty Foods. Don't you full of it? I have

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Speaker 4: to say the people the Rustic Foods, they sent me

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Speaker 4: through some of that stuff, and you know what a

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Speaker 4: top shelf, you know what I've learned, right, And and

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Speaker 4: I hardly recommend the frozen food. You know, any anyone

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Speaker 4: listening right, fresh food it's overrated right in the lockdown,

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Speaker 4: in the lockdown, I've really got to grips with the

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Speaker 4: frozen food so much so I've I've started getting delivery,

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Speaker 4: you know the you know you can get the meals

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Speaker 4: and that's sent to your sent to your home. Right,

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Speaker 4: Well I've been I've been getting them delivered. Right. Here's

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Speaker 4: the best bit of all. Right, when they get delivered,

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Speaker 4: they come with a small packet, right, and it says

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Speaker 4: do not touch this right to keep it cool in

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Speaker 4: the esky right dry ice? Oh you know what? You

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Speaker 4: chucked that in a pan of pot water. It's instant

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Speaker 4: special effects around your home. I recommend.

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Speaker 3: I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it. Ross.

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Speaker 2: Now, look, mate, I actually I've got a bind to

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Speaker 2: pick with you. You locked after Wood's front porch. We

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Speaker 2: employed you to do a whole bunch of stand up.

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Speaker 2: You rocked up with an ironing Boarder, Create Dirt and

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Speaker 2: just the most visual game you could possibly imagine. Four

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Speaker 2: Radio And at the end of it, at the end

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Speaker 2: of the game, you ended up awarding a prize to us,

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Speaker 2: and you said this.

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Speaker 4: He went to a weekend are with Billy.

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Speaker 3: So that's what happened there. So you give away this

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Speaker 3: weekend with what you call Billy Alish.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 3: We then do our Australia's Easiest Quiz, which we do every.

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Speaker 2: Day at five o'clock. People can win five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: I've clearly been inceptioned by you, Ross Noble, and.

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Speaker 1: I was reading the quiz to this to this woman

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Speaker 1: and there was a question about Billie Eilish, and I

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Speaker 1: said this to her, name a Billy Alish song.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, she goes up, she passes. She's like, I don't

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Speaker 3: know who that is. Pass It's the only question she

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Speaker 3: gets wrong. She loses, she loses five. Listen to her.

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Speaker 3: Listen to her complaining. Here, Ross, this is her complaining. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you go to the one you got wrong, Billy Alish song.

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Speaker 3: She sang bad guy.

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Speaker 4: Billy. I thought Billy ill Will did say.

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Speaker 3: Billy Ilice and it is Billy Billy.

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Speaker 4: So you.

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Speaker 2: God, you owe her five hundred bucks. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: get her details of the producers ross.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that is funny, you know what. I like to

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Speaker 4: think she was in debt to money lend us or something,

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Speaker 4: you know, and that that literally I love to think

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Speaker 4: that that five would would have made the difference between

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Speaker 4: her or her husband not being capped by a little

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Speaker 4: in normal times. If I'd have heard that story in

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Speaker 4: the past, I probably would have gone, you know what,

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Speaker 4: I'll give her the money myself. It could pay off

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Speaker 4: for me, you know, give him the COVID, you know what.

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Speaker 3: Love to see what you're hearing.

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