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Speaker 1: think ash Wicks will Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Kidding? Relaxed? You're in a grumpy man?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, So you're thinking, I think the school day

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Speaker 1: I feel like the schools not sharing a load with me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think just meet us in the middle. Four o'clock, four.

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Speaker 1: Seven five.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Notting Dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 2: and this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 2: the good.

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Speaker 1: It's not much of it the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: To that one, there's a lot of bad and relatable stuff.

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Speaker 2: If you come for advice, it's not going to happen.

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Speaker 2: I think it's probably the hardest transition beyond having kids

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Speaker 2: and transitioning into parenthood, Transitioning from a five o'clock pickup.

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Speaker 2: I don't know when people normally pick up their kids.

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Speaker 2: Some I remember driving past daycare if I was still

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Speaker 2: running errands, and I would see people picking up their

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Speaker 1: They're gone on holidays. No they're not.

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Speaker 2: No, there was there were some parents consistently picking up

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Speaker 1: That's frank, what's his what's his deal?

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Speaker 2: What's the point in paying the money? I order a

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Speaker 1: I've got a friend who's like, who's a fiery right,

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Speaker 1: almost spend some time with it. Actually, that's kind of nice.

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Speaker 1: We shouldn't be papilled in this. Maybe, no, we're not it.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's just if people are doing things differently

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Speaker 1: I can miss him for a few more hours.

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Speaker 2: Ash, we are going to jump right into the depths

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Speaker 2: of housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so first thing is first our friend Hugo. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he had major surgery. If you don't remember Hugo, we

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Speaker 1: so he had major surgery last week. He is in

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Speaker 2: We did a little story post to say that wish

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Speaker 2: our listeners. So I want to say thank you very

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Speaker 2: much to everyone who has messaged. Hugo commented on his page.

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Speaker 2: He Hugo, I said, it makes a huge difference to him,

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Speaker 2: so he absolutely loves it. If you haven't, you can

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Speaker 1: Is Hugo Underscore two V T W O V E.

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Speaker 2: Why And it's great to see him doing so well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, that's the dream, Like, doesn't look

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Speaker 2: the best you go. We're thinking of you, dude, Ash. Yes, Ash,

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Speaker 2: And she's been practicing the speech and just with every

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Speaker 1: Well she might think that because you're a boy that

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to work on Poppy, Okay, No, I just

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, and I you're going to remember, oh fuck,

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Speaker 2: Talk to your newborn child? You talk to it? Did

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Speaker 1: She going to diversify her portfolio with just one word?

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Speaker 2: What's more effective, what's going to build the strongest relationship.

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Speaker 1: I think we should ask a parenting expert that. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 2: We'll leave that in a pile to marinate you. Put

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Speaker 1: Oh, parenting hack for you real quick from the Facebook group.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you should convince it that she needs to

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Speaker 2: Potentially the dumbest thing you've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: No, I just just see what she does.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for ways to speed wrap the bed going process.

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Speaker 1: and this comes from who's it come from? Jenna? Okay,

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Speaker 1: It was the easiest vaccination we've ever done. I like

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Speaker 2: And also it's a great front hole. Like that position

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Speaker 1: No, sorry, this is not appropriate. No, it reminds me

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I never celebrated Halloween as a child,

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Speaker 1: But I remember my mom. If someone from my school

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Speaker 2: But because she did, she just she just thinks it's.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't want to offend any

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Speaker 1: Question who your mum? Now, she's just she's just a realist.

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Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, religion, are you I'm a realist.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. I don't know. I could have got that wrong,

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Speaker 2: Mom that was your mom. She was the crazy lady

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Speaker 2: yelling at people. Yeah, yep, I've heard about her. Yeah, so,

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Speaker 2: but it's almost.

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Speaker 1: A real laugh mine. Yeah, it was nearly for reference.

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Speaker 1: That was fake. That was fake anyway, you motherfucker. To

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Speaker 1: April's in the world.

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Speaker 2: That was good answer.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: See. Will you go trick or treating?

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Speaker 1: I won't be, but they will be. Why don't you go?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm away that day? I am, I am,

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Speaker 2: It the thirty first thirty first yes of this month?

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Speaker 2: I did a little test run on the weekend just gone,

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Speaker 1: Pantry to get reel into it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't say.

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Speaker 1: Really, if we've looked back at last year, you were

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Speaker 2: I dressed that. I dress up with the kids. Like

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Speaker 2: it's either you're into it or you're not. Like you're

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Speaker 2: dressing up. You can't like if you're dressed up, I

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Speaker 2: don't decorate the house. If you're decorating the house, you

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Speaker 2: were really into it. I don't go that far two

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Speaker 2: one time we saw her, Lala was.

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Speaker 1: Like one of those water those and I was.

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Speaker 2: Just like, oh fuck, come on, like no, well, hang

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Speaker 1: Second, just have the mobility to get down and cut the.

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Speaker 2: What's going on down there? One of those things see

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: But so I did a little test run. Lola obsessed

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Speaker 2: I want to try it. I'm going to say this

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 2: Time limits up, I like it.

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Speaker 1: Carry on.

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Speaker 2: We're like ten minutes fifteen minutes in carry on, sorry.

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Speaker 2: So Lola was like, can I put the dress on,

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Speaker 2: It was a Sunday and I was like, let's just

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Speaker 2: to I'm not here to offend anyone. I'm not here

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Speaker 2: to attack a religion. Someone has messaged and said, don't

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Speaker 2: she's dressed as a witch. It's I think it's a

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well, well what they do is like the

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Speaker 2: Is it the devil? Okay, now you've got me.

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Speaker 1: I made that up.

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Speaker 2: Makes it makes a lot of sense. But I just

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Speaker 2: think it's not that deep. Okay, It's not like we're

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Speaker 2: going out there sacrificing. Yeah, young animals. I don't have

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Speaker 1: And I might.

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Speaker 2: Lamb chops will be delicious. But let's just let people.

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Speaker 2: I think, let people enjoy Halloween.

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Speaker 1: I think at that age they just want to dress

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, I was. I was thought last year

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 1: There he is. You look it's a bit of a

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, we're just here for a good time.

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Speaker 1: Keep your opinions to yourself.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Not about it. Hey, I don't know if you recall Matthew,

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Speaker 1: Kids are always building cubbies, will want me to build

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Speaker 1: cubbies and quite frankly.

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in doing it because then I got

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Speaker 1: So let me just explain it to you. Right. It

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Speaker 1: I gave you a view freshare like comment san to

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Speaker 1: off the back of that. How do I phrase this story?

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Speaker 1: How do I start? And how do I finish? Very

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Speaker 1: good question. I'll show you the evidence first and then

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Speaker 1: I'm not watching it. I'm going to show you something

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Speaker 1: you know, I get, Well, what do you I'm going

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm not going to I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: watch it first.

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Speaker 1: Done in raw. I've just placed in front of you, Matthew,

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Speaker 1: some small squares of fabric.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to tell if these have been torn. They

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Speaker 1: You nailed that. So there's two things that came out

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Speaker 2: They love scissors, by the.

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Speaker 1: Way, I know, and they're small kids scissors and now

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Speaker 2: You've just installed it.

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Speaker 1: Just installed it. She's cutting it up, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? And she's cut that from

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Speaker 1: the bit that hooks onto hooks onto it, so it's ruined.

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Speaker 2: And she knew when you return it and say it's faulty.

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Speaker 1: But something else came out of it that makes that.

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Speaker 2: I felt really good.

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00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: I got to use a iconic line that every parent wants.

443
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 2: To use too.

444
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: No, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Oh I did

445
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: she cry? Oh yeah, but it was a different cry.

446
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: It was my dad's disappointed in me cry because I didn't.

447
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 1: Usually I'm quite erratic if I'm being honest, If I'm honest,

448
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm like the fuck Like, I'll just wow the eyes

449
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: with a quick and with Macy.

450
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Speaker 2: That's like goodly speaking, not actually hitting the chin with

451
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 2: a word.

452
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: But she's very easily startled. So when and she dawdles,

453
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 1: So what she would do is I'd be like, come on,

454
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: get the shower and shew, she falls over. It's funny.

455
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: In that moment, I thought, this is my opportunity, this

456
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 1: is this is what we dream of, to be disappointed

457
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: instead of angry, and I and it felt good.

458
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Speaker 2: How long did the crying last?

459
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Speaker 1: War?

460
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 2: And then did you give her a cuddle afterward? Or

461
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 2: did let her cry it out?

462
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: So I went at first when I sprung her immediate tears,

463
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: you caught her. I caught her in the app Oh

464
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: my god. Originally only found one of them, but she'd

465
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: hit in the other one.

466
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: With the other body parts, with the body parts of

467
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 2: the hordes, legs and limbs from barbies that have been like, yeah,

468
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: she's like that kid from Toy Story skid Is that his.

469
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Speaker 1: Name Sid Sido had skid d Yeah, I just not

470
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 1: don the lego. Actually I found a tower of lego heads.

471
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: So she's stuck them all together to get a creative

472
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: christ human centipede. Huh. Yes, So at first I've caught her,

473
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: She's cried, She's covered her face and cried in the

474
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: blanket that.

475
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 2: She was Oscar doing.

476
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 1: Oscar was the eldest child is in the room. No,

477
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: but you know what they're like, They're nosy, they want

478
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: to know. And I knew we.

479
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: Love not being in trouble.

480
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they love that. But I I had my back

481
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: to the door, but I knew he would be there.

482
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: I knew he was so no, no, no, he just

483
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: wanted to find watch the person getting in trouble, as

484
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: kids do. Anyway, I am there like this and I'm

485
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: taking Mason like what are you doing? Go without even looking,

486
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: you knew their parenting senses of what that was a erradic.

487
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: That was me being like, what are you doing? Go away?

488
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: April's like April wasn't home.

489
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 2: Yes, So can I ask you another question? Doesn't reflect

490
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 2: poorly on you at all, Like does April come home

491
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: inspects the damage under your supervision being because you know,

492
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 2: she's saying, we've got a brand new tpe. This has

493
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: taken place in the living room. Where were you.

494
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: Ash It's actually in the spare room. Okay, very good.

495
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: And I was doing things around the house.

496
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: You're cleaning.

497
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: I was cleaning.

498
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 2: Actually, so that now you are, you are escaping.

499
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 1: Also didn't know she had the scissors, So who's given

500
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: her the scissors?

501
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: If I haven't oscar no April, she April.

502
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I haven't got to

503
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: the bottom of that yet. Maybe I need to take

504
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: you over, because.

505
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: You figure that out better than True crime.

506
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: Crime is a true crime podcast. Welcome back to True

507
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: Crime with two Dads. Anyway, Yeah, so the initial cry,

508
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: and I said, I was like, goad your room. Well,

509
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: I fucking gather my thoughts. We'll be here a while.

510
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: She went to her room. She was crying to laugh.

511
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: You like that.

512
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 1: That's okay. You're allowed to like her, And that's fine.

513
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: I almost welcome it. And I let her cried out

514
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: for a little bit before I went in there. And

515
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: I had gathered my thoughts calmly, which is not like me.

516
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: And I walked in there and I was like, what

517
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: were you hoping to gain from that?

518
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: How did chancer well, you know, she's a girl.

519
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: A few words, yeah usually yeah, yeah, yeah, and she

520
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: was I was like why. I just wanted to know

521
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: why you did this? And then I'm getting nothing out

522
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: of her, and she's getting a little bit more upset,

523
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, calm down, I'm not angry,

524
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed. There it is, and the bottom lip quivers,

525
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 1: it's quivering, and I'm like, don't care that.

526
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 2: Okay, she's because she knows what she's doing.

527
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: She knows she's got me wrapped around a thing. But

528
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: I turned around and I walked out of the room.

529
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: Good on you, well done.

530
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: And then Oscar, I've gone to clean up the mess.

531
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 1: And again I'm cleaning up the mess, and I sensed

532
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: he was there, and then I found him in the bedroom,

533
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 1: like in my bedroom doing something else?

534
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: Is he ever?

535
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: Like?

536
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 2: Do it be me to my sister? No, my kid's always.

537
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: He's doubling down. If anything, I just said to him, hey,

538
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: you don't need to be so nosy. You would hate it.

539
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: If I'm craving a crack at you and Macey was

540
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: sitting there giggling.

541
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: Fair.

542
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a band from my house moving forward,

543
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 1: and so are permanent markers. But that's a story for

544
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 1: another time.

545
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 2: Don't get me started on sharpies. What is it about kids?

546
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: At what age do you think they start to like

547
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 2: appreciate their own belongings. Because Marley I have. I gave

548
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: her a really nice diet, she's into writing at the moment.

549
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: Gave her a nice diary. It was Hello Kiddy, one

550
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: fluffy on the outside, beautiful book. And I went into

551
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 2: a room on a Sunday is kind of like big

552
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: clean up afternoon on a Sunday, getting the room ready

553
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: for a Monday Monday morning.

554
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: It's like a reset, like a.

555
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 2: Reset thank you. And then I found her book and

556
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 2: she'd ripped down the cover and I was like, what

557
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: do you do? Like why? What for?

558
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: Was she not sabotaged? Was that someone else who's jealous?

559
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: Was like she was like, I don't know why I

560
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: did that? And I was like, what the what.

561
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: The why do they do that?

562
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: What is going on? Like you, I do have a memory,

563
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: go on? My dad had this used to work in

564
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: pup in New Guinea and he had these really nice

565
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: she told me, and I remember I was like went down,

566
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: I kind of like I love Rambo. I took this

567
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: big machete and I was cutting some of the trees,

568
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: and like we backed into a creek. So I was

569
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: like cutting the trees and the vegetation, and then I

570
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 2: hit the vegetation. I hit a rock and it sparked,

571
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,719
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that's pretty cool. So I

572
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: just started sparking rock until this thing was just jaggered

573
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: like anything else.

574
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I'm better put that back

575
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: in the cupboard, like I never touched.

576
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: And then like a month later, my da, what the

577
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 2: fuck the fuss?

578
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: You had a lot of siblings, you can be.

579
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: When the kids, when are they going to start appreciating belonging?

580
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: That's what I said. They're like, like they always ask

581
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: if I'm bringing home something from work, because you know,

582
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,239
Speaker 1: I do the toy thing we'd been, you know, they

583
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: want to know every time, and I'm like, well, I'm

584
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: not going to bring your shit if you're just gonna

585
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: fucking ruin it. Like the day after I posted that video,

586
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: she's in there cut up at least got the video

587
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: right there. Thank couldn't. She doesn't respect my work at all.

588
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you a little, really quick story.

589
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: I don't think Marley's teacher her dance teacher listen to

590
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: the podcast. If she does, I am so sorry.

591
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: You better start looking up you damn schools. You'll be

592
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: banned from a real dance school in the Eastern Suburbs area.

593
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: I'm just going to get it off a chest, do it?

594
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: Get it?

595
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: So, she does a dance class, she likes it. It's

596
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: on a Thursday afternoon.

597
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: May well, the teacher.

598
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: Not needed, carry on and they do an end of

599
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: year concert, right, which is great like a Stedford. Yeah,

600
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: I would say, on par within a Stedford. Now, I

601
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: am happy to just do like a you know, you

602
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: visit the dance studio, you sit down in the corner

603
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: of the room, and you watch their little performance. I'm happy.

604
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: That's more than enough with that level of showmanship, that

605
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: is more than enough.

606
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: But what they've done now is Maley has her age group,

607
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: her class. There's obviously older kids as younger kids. All

608
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: the kids together had their own routines, depending what class

609
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: you're in. They do a big show at a theater.

610
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's going to be expensive, right, bro? Yeah?

611
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: Not only am I paying money on top of the

612
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: dance classes for costumes, I've now got to get tickets.

613
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: And because I'm the admin guy, I get I'm subscribed

614
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: to the email. So it's like, tickets go on sale

615
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: in a week, tickets go and sale in three days,

616
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 2: tickets on sale tomorrow. Of course I fucking missed the

617
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 2: last email and tickets are gone on sale. And so

618
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: one of the parents, you're not allowed when the kids

619
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: do their classes. You have to wait outside. You can

620
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: drop the kids off, but then you can't be in

621
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: the studio the classes. So we wait outside. Parents are

622
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 2: chatting as waiting for our kids to finish to come

623
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: out of the classroom, and one of the parents goes,

624
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: did you get your tickets?

625
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: I go what?

626
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: They go, Yeah, they've been on sale for a couple

627
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: of days now, And I was like fuck what. That night,

628
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: I go home, guess what's left? The only tickets that

629
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: are now available are booths. Two hundred bucks for a booth.

630
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's for the boot or it's

631
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: an individual ticket. I don't know that.

632
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: And I didn't get that far two hundred would have

633
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: been enough scaling off.

634
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: But like for a seat, you're paying fifty bucks.

635
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: This isn't a Broadway show?

636
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: Well, like, yeah, is it? I mean, I was like,

637
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 2: do I get bottle service? Am I getting a magnum

638
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: of champagne?

639
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: Is doing? Sounds like a strip club? Jesus, I know.

640
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: I was like, not that I've ever been to a

641
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: good good recovery anyway one time.

642
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 2: And also when you're buy your tickets, it has a

643
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: pop up and it's like, no refunds, no exchanges, quick.

644
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: To do that.

645
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: No money from me then, and mar is not even

646
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: that keen in the performance anymore. So I ended up

647
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 2: buying three tickets, not the booth. Second tier second release

648
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: came out.

649
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: Oh, they had a second release to.

650
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: The festival second tier up top.

651
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: Who's headlining? I know Teddy Swims. Can't get rid of

652
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: that guy. Fuck and Ellie's on every everything.

653
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: I'm dropping one hundred andundred and thirty five bucks for

654
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: three secrets, man. Yeah, And I just think it's nice

655
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: for the kids to have a little taste of a

656
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: big show in a theater lots of people. Also, I've

657
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: got to fucking sit through. I've got like four year

658
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 2: olds doing there, like skipping on stage.

659
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: Thank god you didn't have to pay to watch your

660
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: four year old do. At least you're a six year old.

661
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: It's a little bit older.

662
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: They're just as bad, let's be honest.

663
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. It's can I

664
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: ask you how much is it to go to? Because

665
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I know for a fact April, and she hasn't said

666
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: anything to me. She's a dancer, April. She was as

667
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: like a child dancer. Oh she's not stripper, bro No,

668
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: I just thought she was.

669
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: Once in like the cruise ships or something.

670
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: No, nah, she never made it that far. I think

671
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: she she wasn't that it was.

672
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 2: Very good at dancing.

673
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

674
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: I have seen you upload a story of her a

675
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 2: few wines at the bar and she just she was

676
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: shaking heads and I was like, wow, she got great rhythms.

677
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: The stars.

678
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: I can life online. But I did see that her

679
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: and my friend's wife were talking about get putting the

680
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: girls into a dance class. I asked, Yeah, after, this

681
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: is a thing. I don't know she does.

682
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. It's not I can't remember

683
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: because I've been paying it for so long. It's a lot.

684
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: It's not cheap.

685
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: It's not cheap.

686
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: Already, and you think, like, because I know Oscar with

687
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu, it's expensive. I get it. I get it.

688
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes into that. There's a facility,

689
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: there's people. But then they have they don't have performances.

690
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: They have grading days, right, which is where you go

691
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: and be presented with your new belt or whatever.

692
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: Imagine if they did that and then charge your in

693
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: charge you to watch far's where.

694
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: They I mean, I get it. With dancing and performatives,

695
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: it goes from the performance to a stage. But with

696
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: something like jiu jitsu, where does it go. It was like,

697
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: we've got to fly all the way to Brazil, Brazil, Brazil. Yeah, good,

698
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: save only Asian anyway. But like it's free to take

699
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: Oscar down to the grading and he gets something out

700
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: of it. And she was like, there's gonna be a

701
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: food truck here.

702
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 2: Two's free and it's gonna be called food trucks free.

703
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently I am in the wrong sport. You are

704
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: in the wrong sport.

705
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: Who wants to jusue?

706
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: It's like this new type of dance jiu jitsu, this

707
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: is weird. I think, yeah, I think it's a bit

708
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: rich to be like he's got. If it was like

709
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: a ten dollar ticket, you'd be like, oh, this is

710
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: gonna be cute.

711
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: Like we could do it at the school hall. Surely

712
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: they'll wrint that out. Why don't you suggest that I'm

713
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna be that guy.

714
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: We're all thinking it though, all the parents have you

715
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: got together?

716
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 2: And you what, everyone's a bit like a group, isn't there.

717
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: Whatever the fucking WhatsApp group, isn't it?

718
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: Whenever you do like the concert eyebrows raised, everyone's.

719
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: Like again, yeah, and take out another mortgage on the

720
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: fucking we can go to the.

721
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: Literally anyway, Hey, we should do a segment.

722
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: It's called how much do you pay for your kid

723
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: to do a sport? They hate we are funny.

724
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 2: That's very good because my kids fucking hate everything.

725
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: For every second. Oscar hates every jiu jitsu clas until

726
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: it finishes. So it's the battle every fucking Monday where

727
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, Lenny's gonna go. Lenny does nothing

728
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: and Oscar oscars into it. Why do we bother? Because

729
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: I feel guilty that we're not you know, like yesterday

730
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: we picked the kids up.

731
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: It's quite a.

732
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: Hot day at school. And you know what, school pickups

733
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: are like fucking nightmare for starters. And all parents get

734
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: together and every day talk about how much of the

735
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: nightmare it is to pick your kids up from school

736
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: early because it's too early anyway. One of the parents

737
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, we're gonna go down to the beach

738
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: and April was like, got back in the car and

739
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: she was like, are we not doing enough? It was

740
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: like what She's like, are we not doing enough for

741
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: our kids? I'm like, these fucking kids get everything they

742
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: want just because we're not taking to the beach straight

743
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: after school. We don't have to feel bad about that.

744
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: But if we weren't paying for them to go do

745
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: a sport or an activity, you would you would feel

746
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: bad about that. Yeah, But then it's like why, like

747
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: I keep going back to rugby union. I sponsored the

748
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: fucking team.

749
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 2: I could have done anything more.

750
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done anything more to be to be involved.

751
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: And where's my kid hiding in the bathroom? Camel?

752
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: It's time for parents.

753
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: I want to be previous. You say what, man.

754
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: I feel like a parent all right?

755
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: Matt Parans So this segment, if you don't know, is

756
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: we're parents messaging get something off their chest. It's it's

757
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: like shitting well set, Yeah, it feels going, it feels good.

758
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: Can't go on. I was going to I was going

759
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: to have a really tell, really bad joke.

760
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: Then just tell it. It feels good.

761
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: Coming out, but not when it goes back.

762
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: Okay, probably best if you just read the paran.

763
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 1: It's probably best. Anyway. This is from Danny L. Why

764
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: is it so hard to wash your hands out to

765
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: count of the toilet? The meltdowns my kid have because

766
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: I've asked them to wash their hands after they pooh

767
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: are ridiculous. And I'll be honest, are going to tell

768
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: people you don't wash your hands again?

769
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: No?

770
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: I just I'm just out of you again, didn't I.

771
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, because, yeah, it is really hard. And

772
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 2: sometimes if I've like taken their pants off and I

773
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: popped them on the toilet, I'm in there to with them.

774
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: They've bent over by touching my shoes so and they're like,

775
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: do I have to wash my hands? You haven't touched anything.

776
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 3: They're in there though, Yeah, but yeah, poop particles, but

777
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 3: they're not touched anything but they're in the air in there.

778
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: You are gonna have a ship actually in a pool,

779
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 2: so you're gonna have a shower afterwards if you wash

780
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 2: your hands, like should be washing the old body.

781
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should shower ship shower, that's shower shave.

782
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: Do we delete this part from that? But because it's

783
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,959
Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare. And also what they do is they're

784
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: like like a mountain of soap on the hands and

785
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: they go, oh yeah, I'm like, you've got fucking soap

786
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 2: over your hands.

787
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: Still, bro, And they're like hand sanitized. It's easier.

788
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

789
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: And that dissolves. It doesn't resolve it, it evaporates. Is

790
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: that the right scientific Okay, the condensation of that, I

791
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: don't know that.

792
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 2: You don't go for a soap and water, you just

793
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 2: go for a.

794
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: Hand No, I would go soaping water unless I have

795
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: hand sanitized a handy, which is not very often that

796
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: April usually does. But like they're useless. Yeah, okay, I

797
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: was at the pub with Oscar. There's a big playground

798
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: in this pub and he has got a week no problems.

799
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: Pub toilet's pretty fucking gross. Discuss disgusting anyway, he does

800
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: a wee in the trough. Great. Then he goes over.

801
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, he go wash your hands. He can't reach

802
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: the turn on bit like hands out with like mister burns,

803
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: like hands out like limp, you know your limp.

804
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: And then he.

805
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Doesn't lets the water wash over his hands, like I

806
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: don't know. It's like as theatrical. And then and there's

807
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: nothing else. There's nothing. It's like prop them together like

808
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: it was some friction that you didn't kill a germ

809
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: with that. There is no way that germ just grew

810
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: stronger because of this. You've watered them and then that's it.

811
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: And then they fucking wipe it on something dirty.

812
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: Anyway, That's what That's why I didn't bother.

813
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: I took May the same toilet and she had to

814
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: use the toilet because she sits when she were anyway,

815
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: someone didn't flush. So I walked in and I flushed

816
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: and it was like a jet engine. And I turned

817
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: around and Masie's fucking legged it. She gone, and she

818
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going on the toy.

819
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 2: Did you get out of there?

820
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: She she just fucking went. I had the door open

821
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: before I because I was like, oh, flushed it. And

822
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: then I'm like the toilet. Sure she didn't fall anyway,

823
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: How did we get here? Oh? Washing your hands? Wash

824
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 1: your hands.

825
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 2: I've got I've got a really quick parant. I make

826
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 2: the snappy lacause this is a genuine question. Okay, this

827
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: is serious, and I'm asking the listener right now.

828
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: Are you talking about.

829
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: How do you get your kids to listen to you

830
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 2: without yelling? Okay, So the parents out there, who honestly,

831
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: they swear hand on heart, they do not have to

832
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: yell to their kids, how do you get them to do.

833
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: Anything that's bullshit? They don't find they're yelling? Bro, there's

834
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: one way.

835
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: Because I'm just I don't know if it's because it's

836
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: a bit tricky right now with another baby in the house,

837
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: but just everything, everything frustration, Like last night we got

838
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: out of the bath. That was an ordeal in itself,

839
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: but Laura's breastfeeding Poppy downstairs. I'm going to get the

840
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: kids dressed. Upstairs. Kids are fucking running around, emptying out

841
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: the toys, and I had the pajamas in my hands,

842
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: and I said, guys, please, guys, honestly, you know it's

843
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 2: time for bed. I just would I'm asking politely now,

844
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm asking you on my hands and knees, and I

845
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: would like you please, I'm going to handle your pajamas.

846
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: Can I just ask that you put your pajamas on? Please?

847
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: I don't know how much I can beg you please

848
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: just listen to me. I was about to start crying.

849
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: I think all that card too, and I'm like.

850
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 2: There's for the love of God, please I beg you

851
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: to listen to me, and they're end scene.

852
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty much what It's an act that you are

853
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: acting right to try and get them to feel humility.

854
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 2: Yes, one of us. That's an empathy. Like look at me,

855
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm a broken man on my hands and knees pleading

856
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: for you to put your fucking pajamas on. I'm about

857
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 2: to start crying. And from them nothing nothing, And.

858
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: It's like, oh God, it's terrible. This is You're embarrassing yourself.

859
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: I did. I have tried a few times the same thing,

860
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: trying to get them to go to sleep because they're

861
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: in bed, and then I'm like, hey, and like I said,

862
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: I got sick of the last last interaction having with

863
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: my child every night was me being like, shut up

864
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: and go to sleep. I wanted it to be more

865
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: like and I even said I threw that act on.

866
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: I was like, let me just get into a Karen

867
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, one second, kid, my pet died. Yeah,

868
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: what's something sad funeral? Yeah, of someone that I really

869
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: shame one's funeral, sorry to all my dead relatives. Yeah.

870
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: So I was like okay, and I went in and

871
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: I explained that. I said, Hey, do you know what

872
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm sick of? Guys, I'm sick of the interaction we

873
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: have before you go to sleep is always an aggressive

874
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: one from my end because you don't listen. So I

875
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: was like, why don't you work with me? I'm pleading

876
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: for you. I want this to be I want every

877
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: night to be fair. I want to be a moment

878
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: where I'm like, good night, I love you, and I

879
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: turn around and.

880
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 2: You want to ask once when I ask ones maybe

881
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,280
Speaker 2: twice at the most.

882
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: I've tried to do this like three times. Never works.

883
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: And then just I'm at the point where I don't

884
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: even I just I'm just yelling around the house.

885
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 2: Because when they're like that and then listening to me,

886
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 2: I need to yell for them to be like, oh

887
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: my god, frozen in fear, get a little bit upset

888
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: and I'm like, look, come here, sorry, And then they

889
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: come in for a cuddle and I put the clothes on.

890
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: They start again and then and then fuck.

891
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: That's the cycle. How do I break the cycle? And

892
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 2: just for anyone wondering, I will say, hey, Lola, do

893
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 2: you want the pink top for pajamas or the blue

894
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: top to try and give them an option, and she's

895
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 2: she's just like, no top, you fucking idiot. I try

896
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 2: and give them the option so they only have to

897
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Speaker 2: pick one, and I'm not saying do you want to

898
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: put your pajamas on?

899
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: Still doesn't work, and then they cry.

900
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: There and then I come downstairs and both kids are

901
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 2: crying like we want bummy. Laura is like what's wrong,

902
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 2: and I'm like.

903
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: I just told him to shut up.

904
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they came for me.

905
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: I keep catching them jumping on the bed, but they're

906
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: meant to be going to sleep.

907
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: Then when I come down and says to Laura, I

908
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 2: have to be like, okay, face back on. I'm really

909
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 2: struggling that they just wouldn't listen to me.

910
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:21,479
Speaker 1: And see, honestly, I don't know, and I don't think

911
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: I think I.

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00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: Didn't ask your ass listeners.

913
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good, just keep yelling at him.

914
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 2: Okay, stay tricked.

915
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: My mum yelled at me. I'm fine, me too, of sorts.

916
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: Well we got beaten.

917
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

918
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: Should we We're not going to advocate the violence.

919
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: Should I hit my kid? No, we never would, never wink,

920
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: I would never do that.

921
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: No.

922
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: Cut all that out have done like a force.

923
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: Will sit down.

924
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 1: We've all put him in a headlog once or look,

925
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: I think I've given up again.

926
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 2: Was not. But I'm just giving my two cents because

927
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: you're gonna say I don't know.

928
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, let's see we do lies.

929
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: If you do know, let us know. We're I just

930
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: got a really quick one worked.

931
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm trying to wrap you up.

932
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: Tell me loud, tell the lit Today, we're just doing

933
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: one lie listener out there, one listener that we have

934
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: in Iceland. We are doing one lie and that's for

935
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: you and one lie only. Let me get there so

936
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: I recently, and only really works if you live in

937
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: a unit, because there's I'm trying to get my kids

938
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: used to the fact that on the other side of

939
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 1: their bedroom wall is another family that's trying to sleep. Okay, right,

940
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: so shut the fuck up. It started.

941
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: I've started to apologize for this being such an aggressive

942
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: end of the episode.

943
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: No, I'm not apologizing to nobody anyway. We've started doing

944
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: this thing where I'll take a fake phone call that

945
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: it's the neighbors yes, and I'll be like, look, I'm like, yes,

946
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: neighbor next door that I don't know the name of.

947
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: But I'm so blatant with it too, like I'm like, oh, yes,

948
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: that was Oscar Yep, yep. Do you want his first

949
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: and last name?

950
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: Yep?

951
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: But Oscar wicksy Oh you trying to sleep? Are you okay?

952
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: Do you hear that? And they're like, oh my god,

953
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: it's like you cut. I was like, look, give them

954
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: one more chance before you come over here. Give them

955
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: one more chance. I'm like, yes, I know you're a

956
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: scary man. So I know you're much bigger than me,

957
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: much taller, much more handsome, harrier, harrier, my wife, you're

958
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: missing teeth, my wife's hall pass. I get it, Okay, waits.

959
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 2: Your hands more scary, scarily you make him so attractive.

960
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: He's scarily hands him.

961
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're chiseled, he's got olive skin.

962
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: He's saying he was. He's telling me how big his

963
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: arms are, and they're like petrified. So that's my lie

964
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: and it works.

965
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 2: I liked a lot.

966
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,959
Speaker 1: And then I always on the phone call with okay,

967
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I love you too. I don't know, just to confuse them,

968
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: just to keep guessing, you know, let me never let

969
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, Never let them know I having a stroke,

970
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Never let them know your next move. What's hard? All right? Okay?

971
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: Well should I will go as far as to say

972
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 2: that I love that you can use it. That is

973
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 2: some of your best work, and like, just very good

974
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: acting you. I've realized that majority of your disciplining.

975
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 1: Is an act.

976
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 2: Is an act.

977
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: I don't feel like, do they know the real act?

978
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: I make them up?

979
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: Will they ever meet him?

980
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 1: No? No, I just make up my emotions. Yeah, I'm

981
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: that medicated.

982
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 2: Britt is a listener on the Facebook group has sent

983
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 2: in a question. This one reads, I need help to

984
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 2: him into my toddler. He needs to rest. We've had

985
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 2: a hellish twenty four hours after a fall at Daycap

986
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 2: resulting in a hospital Oh my god and a fractioned jaw.

987
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: Who did you punch on with?

988
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 2: That must have been a bad fall?

989
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: Is that that must hurt.

990
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 2: You're gonna sue? Do you need a lawyer?

991
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: Accidents happened kids?

992
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: If your kids? Depending on the action jaw and celest's

993
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 2: written in and I think she's hit the nail on

994
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: the head, you guys, I think this will be an

995
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 2: appropriate time to introduce or utilize screen time as much

996
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 2: as possible without the guilt.

997
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: Smart. That's actually smart. That's actually good advice. I think

998
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: I've had someone else has given that advice, because.

999
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: If ever there was a time for a fit of screen, a.

1000
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: Bit of bed rest is okay with a screen.

1001
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 2: Oh man. And tell you what, there's nothing more effective

1002
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 2: at making my kids sit down, not move and be

1003
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 2: quiet than putting on a bit of Disney any kind.

1004
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: Of Netflix Macie. When sharks attack, Yes, but yeah, look

1005
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: definitely who needs to rest rest that jaw?

1006
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 2: You've just put the TV on? Give him the iPad

1007
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 2: and you enjoy a moment of peace.

1008
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: What are you supposed to do with a broken daw

1009
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: and a child? How's that one?

1010
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: You? Smoothies?

1011
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: Smoothies, jackpot, kids love smoothies. Just be like, if you

1012
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: sit here and watch this TV, this sounds like I

1013
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: want to break my jaw at this person's house. I'm

1014
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: getting smoothies and watching TV all day. Yeah, heaven, there

1015
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: you go. There's your answer.

1016
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 2: Whenever Oscar Macy's having like a bit of a tough

1017
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 2: afternoon and you're like, I know you're tired. How do

1018
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: you get them to just get some rest?

1019
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: Oh? Mazy falls asleep at the table a lot anyway,

1020
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: oscars like having a kelpie. He's like, oh, rest when

1021
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm dead, Zoom's passed me. I don't know. They are

1022
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: pretty like, they're pretty good. When I whip the iPad out,

1023
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: they have fucking pretty good. It's still doing it.

1024
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes, if Lula is really tired, she won't nap. I

1025
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: just put in the car and I just drive around

1026
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 2: for twenty minutes. She has a nap.

1027
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: Make see'l ask Can I have a rest in the car?

1028
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 2: That's good?

1029
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I'm like yeah, and she's like, okay, great,

1030
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: can you can this?

1031
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: Mom? Maybe just put a kid in the car and

1032
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: then just go for a drive half an hour.

1033
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: That'll knock him out unless he's a real car enthusiast,

1034
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: and he'll be like, this.

1035
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: Is amazing, and that's what we've got time for. If

1036
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 2: you've enjoyed this episode.

1037
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: Just carry on.

1038
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: If you enjoyed this episode, you know we would laugh

1039
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: more than anything. Two things Number one, give us a review. Okay,

1040
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: we need it, we need it. It's without these reviews

1041
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: brought four point eight on a podcast, which is great.

1042
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 2: We want to keep that. We want more reviews, yes,

1043
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: but also send it to someone to tribe and send it.

1044
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: Need more people listening.

1045
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: We do well said, thank you well. Join us on

1046
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: social media. We're at Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, now two

1047
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: doting day.

1048
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: Until then, it's like a lemon cello. Uh the fuck

1049
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 2: is thatder? It's the orange cat to be attacked.

1050
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: So was you gotta show face on your own?

1051
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: Turns the orange cat from a few houses down, I think,

1052
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 2: and it comes in here and really like revs up

1053
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 2: Raspberry and like man handles Raspberry.

1054
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: There's also it's not a very aggressive name that cat's

1055
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,240
Speaker 1: thinking I'm gonna.

1056
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 2: But it's classic angry ginger.

1057
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: Wow.

1058
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Except what does really help

1059
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 2: the relationship between me and Raspberry is that if she's

1060
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 2: outside and she's coping heat from the ginger cat, I

1061
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 2: again sprint out there and I'm.

1062
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: Like, that's your thing? Yeah, that's your thing.

1063
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: And I ginger cat fucking like, get out of here,

1064
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 2: fan of pants.

1065
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: Pretty good, thank you.

1066
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 2: And then I look at look at Rasbin raspberries.

1067
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: Like they goes my hero. That cap would dress up

1068
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: as you when it goes to Korea days. That's that's

1069
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 1: that's that's sure, you're going with that, but just full circle.

1070
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: See what I did there?

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00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 2: Yeah two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

1072
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 2: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight onland,

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Speaker 1: the people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land