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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda. I must admit, up

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Speaker 1: until this time of conflict, I didn't know much about Ukraine.

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Speaker 1: I used to just say the Ukraine, but you got

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Speaker 1: to say Ukraine.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, isn't it. I probably was a little bit the same. Remember,

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Speaker 2: Ukraine was in the news, as was its president not

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Speaker 2: so long ago. That led to the impeachment details with

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump, because it was Donald Trump on the phone

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Speaker 2: to the Ukraine Ukrainian president saying I'd like you to do

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Speaker 2: an investigation into Biden and maybe I could give you

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Speaker 2: a bit of money. But the bit of side speaks,

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Speaker 2: throw some money away, he said. He said, no, no, nice,

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Speaker 2: thank you, and I'll tell everyone about this and Suka Well.

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Speaker 1: Vladimir is Zelenski, who is the president of Ukraine, is

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Speaker 1: an interesting character in himself. He's a stand up comedian

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Speaker 1: who played a straight talking teacher in a comedy series

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Speaker 1: who becomes a president, which is.

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Speaker 3: Just and then he went on to become president.

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Speaker 1: And then he became president. This is some of his

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Speaker 1: stand up. He's killing he's killing it. It's like the

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Speaker 1: great Ozzy joke on Hey Hey, it's Saturday, Maury Fields.

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Speaker 1: But it's not the first time this has kind of

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Speaker 1: happened where we've seen someone like that, you know in

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Speaker 1: the movies, like and Hollywood loves this stuff the movie.

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Speaker 3: Remember the movie, but this is real, This is real.

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Speaker 3: Hollywood loves it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember the movie Dave with Kevin Klein? What

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Speaker 3: was that?

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Speaker 2: I remember vaguely, what was the movie.

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Speaker 1: Sigourney Weave of Kevin Klein? The president dies and Dave,

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Speaker 1: this guy called Dave. He's like a teacher or something

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Speaker 1: like that. He looks like the president. So he becomes

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Speaker 1: the president. A man of the Year. Remember that with

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Speaker 1: Robin Williams. He's a comedian. He has a new satire

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Speaker 1: program and he decides to run for president as a joke,

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Speaker 1: and the computer voting machine malfunctions and gets him elected.

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Speaker 3: What about King Popular Trope?

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Speaker 2: Is there another one?

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Speaker 3: King Ralph? The royal family is accidentally killed.

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Speaker 1: The heir to the throne is John Goodman who plays Ralph,

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Speaker 1: a Vegas laund singer.

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Speaker 3: And then there was this shout of water stories and

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Speaker 3: there was the host of The Apprentice, Donald Trump. That

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Speaker 3: actually joke that actually happened backfired.

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Speaker 1: But you know, I say this, Vladimir Zelensky and Vladimir

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Speaker 1: Putin have a lot in common.

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Speaker 3: Putin likes to play the piano. Here he is.

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Speaker 2: Putin on the ritz.

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Speaker 1: He's going straight through to Kremlin white men that you

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Speaker 1: just be saying. He's so good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are good, you are good, and glorious, you

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Speaker 3: are so good. But also Vladimir Zelenski he plays piano.

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Speaker 2: Not very well by the sound of it.

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Speaker 3: He's playing it with his penis.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you go to YouTube he's actually

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Speaker 1: playing it with his penis.

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Speaker 3: And he's done comedy days. It was in his presidential

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Speaker 3: days and his comedy days. Now do you chompsticks?

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Speaker 2: You know what? Though, at least with Scott Morrison here

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Speaker 2: we saw his hands, Bruce insight into politics

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda's