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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We sent Jack Post to a psychic for the very

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<v Speaker 2>first time now Partisia. Katelyn went last week and she

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<v Speaker 2>is a wide eyed zenit for this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>She I went along to the same psychic. Even Kate

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<v Speaker 3>Caitlin was so excited to book me in because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>more of a skeptic. Honestly, I don't really believe in

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<v Speaker 3>the supernatural, but I went in with an open mind.

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<v Speaker 2>How does it? What did you say, Hey, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>And then what happens? Because you're pre booked online, So

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<v Speaker 2>what actually happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, you say your name. So she goes Jack Post,

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<v Speaker 3>she writes it down, and then she asked for your

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<v Speaker 3>date of birth ten eleven, ninety eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>So she just starts doing numerology.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. She's got a little whiteboard in front of her,

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<v Speaker 3>and then she scribbles down a whole lot of numbers

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<v Speaker 3>like the ten. So she goes. Then she's going really fast,

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<v Speaker 3>like is if she's channeling something. Bang, bang bang, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a whole lot of numbers coming out. Oh you've got

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<v Speaker 3>Eleven's very strong for you. You're an alpha male, she said,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he started to pick up. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is all I like to hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, magic truth, there's making the Statue of

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<v Speaker 2>Liberty disappear, and there's telling Jackie's an alpha.

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<v Speaker 3>So watch out. But you didn't know everyone, Well, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got it somewhere deep inside. And so there were some

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<v Speaker 3>things that I was really impressed by. She really knew,

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<v Speaker 3>like details about us that that felt like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 3>really spot on about Bianca and I. But then I

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<v Speaker 3>got a few things that sounded familiar. The plumbing in

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<v Speaker 3>my house it was a bit dodgy as well, felt

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<v Speaker 3>like I was getting you know, it's one of her highlights,

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<v Speaker 3>or maybe her biggest hits is the plumbing in your house,

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<v Speaker 3>because I know Caitlyn got it. Caitlyn also got ten

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<v Speaker 3>knives in the back, which is forthcoming.

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<v Speaker 2>Her knives are yet to come, which is a big

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<v Speaker 2>thing to say to somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the tennis spades as well, which means but

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<v Speaker 3>I had it in my history, So I've had ten

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<v Speaker 3>knives in my bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, thank god it's behind you and your

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<v Speaker 2>back was actually quite not pain last year.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. She would love you because you make the

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<v Speaker 3>connections that she wants to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Translated that could double act.

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<v Speaker 3>Because sometimes I would say, she would say like, is

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<v Speaker 3>there an an in your past? And I would say no,

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<v Speaker 3>but you would be great at being there and making

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<v Speaker 3>connections like oh no, but you hadn't an Anthony, Uncle Anthony.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like so some other highlights that I got. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a spirit that lives in my shed, in my garden shed.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I will tend to believe that because whenever you

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<v Speaker 2>buy a new play Subroberty, there is energy in spirits there.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what's he doing in the garden shed?

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<v Speaker 2>Pain rant, Hey, little feller, what's he doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he a friendly spirit?

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<v Speaker 3>She says? It's not like a polter Gei. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>like a ghost ole bump into it is this. It's

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<v Speaker 3>an energy back there amongst the lawmar and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever found anything in there? Cold? Hot?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't like going in there, but because

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<v Speaker 3>it's got spiders and mosquitos.

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<v Speaker 2>The energy is making you feel like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got two or multiple spirits in the dining room

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<v Speaker 3>and they and they Audian Bianca, they don't the spirits

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<v Speaker 3>don't like how we've set up the dining room.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you agree? Has it changed?

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<v Speaker 3>We did change it. It used to be the living room,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we swapped the living room in the dining

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<v Speaker 3>room around, and she said, that will be it.

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<v Speaker 4>How theyre going to come?

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<v Speaker 2>Nos, I weren't meant to say that. Oh yeah, that, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got that one. Don't forget to temp at the

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<v Speaker 2>end because of that one. You know, we got that

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<v Speaker 2>right about the dining room table.

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<v Speaker 3>At one point she said, is there William or Walter?

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<v Speaker 2>Two complete given names?

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, well, I mean my sister in law's

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<v Speaker 3>dog in l A is Walter. And she goes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>getting something from him. He's got Tommy problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, so he's got Tommy problems. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you do with that? Do you even chudge your sister?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't even confirmed that with her yet.

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<v Speaker 2>If he has, they deal with it, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>But the biggest one I come and she's she's bringing

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<v Speaker 3>out she's got a pack of playing cards, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>bringing out different numbers all the time. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what she means, but you know, she's like the three

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<v Speaker 3>that's celebration for something. To do with work, and all of.

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<v Speaker 2>A sudden she's having a great time. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing for you.

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<v Speaker 3>She says, my time at my current workplace is temporary. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that is she did, chack.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a big thing to say to somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>But by this time I was already starting to lose

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<v Speaker 3>believability in the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>But she pulls you back with that one. Did it

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<v Speaker 2>make you think?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't really.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at me and be honest, when she first told

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<v Speaker 2>you that, did part of you leave with joy?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No it didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't tell you what happened. I tell you what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard that. I thought, no, like, come on, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to leave the show. And then I thought, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if there's something about like a four day

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<v Speaker 3>week in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Car I've just turned over the number. No, it's still

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<v Speaker 2>a five.

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<v Speaker 3>Y give me some more cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Run down on the show and then we're getting back

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<v Speaker 2>into the eightest of school to all about the letter

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<v Speaker 2>D this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Or D course.

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<v Speaker 2>So, if you're a wild and crazy guy like Jack

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<v Speaker 2>and I, we got detentions. Old square bear Patsy didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get one. I got quite a few, actually, and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the main ones was from do you remember when

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<v Speaker 2>it was raining. You wouldn't have had a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>this offe in Australia, but we did in the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really miserable during the winter because you weren't

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to go outside during break and recess indoor time.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the highlight of the day, just getting out

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<v Speaker 2>there in the prison yard, and so you used to

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<v Speaker 2>have to stay indoors and have your break indoors, and

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<v Speaker 2>then some poor teacher would have to keep an eye

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<v Speaker 2>on you because unfortunately you look up the prisoners without

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<v Speaker 2>letting them outside. It got feral in there you're in.

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<v Speaker 2>The windows would all steam up in there and you'd

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<v Speaker 2>draw rude symbols on the windows, and so there was

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<v Speaker 2>always a teacher that to give up their lunch break

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<v Speaker 2>to watch you horrible lot, and so the teacher wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>just being there for a couple of minutes, then they

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<v Speaker 2>bugger off, probably have a cigarette, cry shot of whiskey

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<v Speaker 2>and then come back round again. And so there would

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<v Speaker 2>be about sort of one hundred of us in there

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<v Speaker 2>in at desks, about eighty deaths. So we started this

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<v Speaker 2>game where you had to try and like crocodiles, jumping

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<v Speaker 2>on the crocodile heads. You were trying and jump as

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<v Speaker 2>many run across as many desks as possible before somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>the teacher's coming. Anyway, I got caught. They didn't turn

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<v Speaker 2>them when the teachers were coming in. You remember there's

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<v Speaker 2>just yeoy's surname. If they were angry, oh God, get down.

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<v Speaker 2>There were two types of attention. There was a normal detention,

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<v Speaker 2>which was the next day's lunch break, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>go and sit in silence. Or there was the head

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<v Speaker 2>master's attention, when you had to go and sit in

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<v Speaker 2>his office right at the end of the day for

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<v Speaker 2>an hour while he just sort of did his admin.

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<v Speaker 2>And the head masters were always terrified, weren't they.

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<v Speaker 3>We only had we had two types of detention. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>sit in silence with the other people who have got detention.

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<v Speaker 3>Or yard duty, which was going up and picking.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the worst one because your mates always go you

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<v Speaker 2>missed a bit there and chuck rubber. You had that

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<v Speaker 2>little grab a thing in the sack. It was humida,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was your my best day ever just for

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<v Speaker 2>the own going. You've missed a book there, so what

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<v Speaker 2>did you get a detention for Jackie Boyd. You've got detention,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't you? What do you get it for?

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<v Speaker 3>I would get detentions for not wearing a blaze and

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<v Speaker 3>not tucking my shirt in. I wore a beanie a

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<v Speaker 3>lot at school when you beanies weren't on. This guy

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<v Speaker 3>allowed uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And then once I got a wrong detention for I

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<v Speaker 3>got detention for breaking the drum teacher's drumstick, which I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't do.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was the first A kid and being wrongfully kids.

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<v Speaker 3>The first how I realized, Hey, there's no justice here

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<v Speaker 3>for the common say, it's a detention. Where do I

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<v Speaker 3>get to stand in front of my peers and say

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<v Speaker 3>that I did not break that drumstick?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's my twelve angry man?

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<v Speaker 3>Where's the evidence?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you get blamed for it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>He just said I saw you in the music room

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<v Speaker 3>over lunchtime. You were the only one in there, which

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't true. There were other kids in there. No one

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<v Speaker 3>owned up to it.

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<v Speaker 6>These things.

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<v Speaker 2>That's at last a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, me and some friends skived off a lesson, bunked

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<v Speaker 2>off empty classroom we found that looked over some back

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<v Speaker 2>gardens where he saw a woman with sunbathing. We were looking.

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<v Speaker 2>A husband saw us and complained to the school. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>oh you got call you little purse. James love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you tears. They can have a bloody wife, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>You could certainly brings out his wife a cup of

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<v Speaker 2>tea and lemonade a load of boys watching.

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<v Speaker 7>Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Christian, I got a detention for drinking my drink

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<v Speaker 2>after I left the dinner hall. Done, done, done, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I carved my name into my desk board during a

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<v Speaker 2>chemistry lesson in retrospect, it wasn't the best idea to

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<v Speaker 2>carve my full name. I've tried to deny it. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Peter Sanso.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing was when you got that compass in maths

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<v Speaker 3>class that had the pointing in he was just too

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<v Speaker 3>n desks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Agent, I got caught smoking in a storage shed

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<v Speaker 2>belonging to the school with three mates during recess. Were

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<v Speaker 2>caught by the vicar Nita sam now on atheist Fergus,

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<v Speaker 2>you must have gone to a posh school. Fergus felled

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<v Speaker 2>your Latin test. You got detention, Richie, I said to

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<v Speaker 2>the IT teacher at my Catholic comprehensive school that the

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<v Speaker 2>computer I was trying to use was a bugget, and

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<v Speaker 2>I got a letter sent home for unfit language. Becoming

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<v Speaker 2>a young man, Jim. When they said you are letting down, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>tell you off go, you are letting down the badge

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<v Speaker 2>on your blazer and the fine name of the school,

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<v Speaker 2>and let you he gave a crap about the school name,

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<v Speaker 2>the good name of this school. You up, We expected

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<v Speaker 2>you to uphold its.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember you mostly didn't care about getting attention unless

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<v Speaker 3>your parents in some way the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That was really bad. Uh, Tristan, I got attention for

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<v Speaker 2>fighting with my future best friend at recess. Cried so

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<v Speaker 2>hard when I had to tell my parents, who then

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<v Speaker 2>spent most of the even trying to reassure me everything. Lillian,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you get a detention for?

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<v Speaker 8>I went to a private Catholic school, girls school, and

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<v Speaker 8>we were sitting in our parking class in one of

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<v Speaker 8>the girls through.

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<v Speaker 5>A half eaten all.

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<v Speaker 8>Out the window and it actually hit the principal, who

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<v Speaker 8>was a nun, and so we were all put on

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<v Speaker 8>to attentions for two hours until someone owned up to

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<v Speaker 8>doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm Spartacus, I'm Spartacus. Well, no one's

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<v Speaker 2>going to own you can all have attention. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember that it was a real pressure point that whether

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<v Speaker 2>or not you were all going to be strong or not,

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<v Speaker 2>and then if you didn't, and then you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be that nerd that said who it was not

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<v Speaker 2>at all.

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<v Speaker 5>But anyhow she owned up after two hours, so we

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<v Speaker 5>all got taken air of attention. She got spendered.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what though, I went to a Catholic

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<v Speaker 2>school as well. Udona mess with those nuns. They are

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<v Speaker 2>not terrifying people. Terrifying people.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian Camel Show podcast Paratsy.

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<v Speaker 2>How you just like someone that you see on the

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<v Speaker 2>streets sometimes and they're asking for change?

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<v Speaker 4>Fu excuse me my oilskin pets on.

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<v Speaker 2>Just well with it. But they're just a bit menacing,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like a street thug. Fine, it's the hoodie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the hoodie on her. You're not a hoody lady.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's the hoodie, isn't it. Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>the ones you see wandering around sometimes where they're well dressed,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're like quite intimidated.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to bump into pats In one of

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<v Speaker 3>the corridors around the building.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's my general ever. I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>bump into pats because you're going to get bumped back

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<v Speaker 2>and you won't like that anyway. Patsy, how are you

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<v Speaker 2>from over it? Over what us? I am?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I expect that's how it will end with Patsy?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? The only way it ends is she's gone on?

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<v Speaker 2>Just over it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done, goodbye?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you over make?

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<v Speaker 7>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I've come out into the kitchen. I did say to

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<v Speaker 4>my darling husband last night before I went to bed,

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<v Speaker 4>can you please, please please make sure you pack the

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<v Speaker 4>dishwasher because I hate coming home after a shifting there's

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<v Speaker 4>just junk everywhere in the kitchen. I like a clean slate.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah always says to me, it's my job to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that I'm not the enforcer, to make sure that

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<v Speaker 2>the kids do their bits to empty or even just

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<v Speaker 2>move it from the sink into the dishwasher, which is

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<v Speaker 2>about eight inches right. My mother always says they the

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen island is like her mental health. If it's all

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<v Speaker 2>clear and clean, her mind is so the pressure I

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<v Speaker 2>fell under sometimes I know my wife is a minute away,

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<v Speaker 2>went she's going pushing under the beds and they got

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<v Speaker 2>half of this stuff? Is your stuff? Does if she's

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<v Speaker 2>angry at me, she'd be angry at you put it

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<v Speaker 2>all the way So I get it, Pats, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish there was such a sense of urgency out west.

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<v Speaker 4>So come out to grab my bag and go out

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<v Speaker 4>the door to work, and there's the same scene that

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<v Speaker 4>I had last night when I retired for the evening.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'd say, there was a bit too much Netflix

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<v Speaker 4>in on that.

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<v Speaker 2>And have you texted him yet? Because I know my

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<v Speaker 2>wife would do if she was up like this, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>have had an angry, long paragraph by now, not a line,

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<v Speaker 2>but a paragraph.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the essay is underway.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the question o' kyle's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we were to this morning? Then who played

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<v Speaker 2>at your school? You hear all these stories, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet every other call is going to be ac DC.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet, yeah, my dad says the ACDC.

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<v Speaker 2>Malcolm came to our school. So we want to know then,

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<v Speaker 2>who played at your school? Who played at your school? Chat?

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<v Speaker 2>Which band?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had an a strain band called the Androids

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<v Speaker 3>who you might not remember the name, but you want

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<v Speaker 3>to do it with honor?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, no, maybe they didn't make it to.

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<v Speaker 6>The didn't make it to Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>So they turned up at the school and they thought,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the song we should do. I'd rather do

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<v Speaker 2>it with Madonna to a bunch of school kids. What

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<v Speaker 2>age were you?

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<v Speaker 3>We were fifteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, peak hormone, peak hormo, the apex hormone age.

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<v Speaker 2>That is grubby. I don't even want to google the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the lyrics, and they're pretty I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, you wouldn't get away with a song in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three. I actually think at the time we were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>do with Madonna? You're like, do you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 3>Like high eyebrows?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit racy. Do you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 3>High eyebrows?

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<v Speaker 2>Were? Were you nunnery or something? Brown? Nudge nudge, don't

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<v Speaker 2>mind yours much? Nudge nudge? Know what I mean? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>When in the eighties, there was a big competition on

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<v Speaker 2>a like a big Saturday morning kids TV show calls

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday Superstar, and all the kids, millions of us watched

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<v Speaker 2>it and they did a competition where you could win.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time, there's a big eighties star called Howard Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>He would come and do a gig at your school.

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<v Speaker 2>My school. One he came and played live. It was

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<v Speaker 2>so exciting. He was number one in the UK at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment with this song and he came and played

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<v Speaker 2>like a special assembly at lunchtime.

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<v Speaker 3>Great prize actually for a still win because on Australian

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<v Speaker 3>TV or you are was encyclopedias for your.

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<v Speaker 2>School, Patsy, did you have anyone of any note come

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<v Speaker 2>to your shed?

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<v Speaker 4>Fines into the distance. Compared to those two ones, we

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<v Speaker 4>must have had very little budget because we had Lazy

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<v Speaker 4>Harry who was a local bush bush music singer and

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<v Speaker 4>he had one of those what were those?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he have any songs? Old Lazy? We just stood

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<v Speaker 2>there with a collect pretty much. That's why he got

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<v Speaker 2>the name Lazy Harry. What was it?

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<v Speaker 4>A lagaphone? That was the stick with the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>With bottle tops thrilled into it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and it made us.

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<v Speaker 6>That was what we had for graduation.

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<v Speaker 2>That that was graduation any hunters and collectors? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>some old local hobo? Yes? Which emptylophone?

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever it was?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Janet here went to All Girls High school in

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<v Speaker 2>the late nineties. We were a radio competition for human

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<v Speaker 2>Nature to come and before lots of high pitched screaming

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<v Speaker 2>to the performance. I don't sure anyone heard any of

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<v Speaker 2>their any of their songs. Just's go to the lines now, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Here you going, Christian, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, minis so welcome to the show. So who played

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<v Speaker 2>at your school?

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<v Speaker 8>So we had minute works player there school Century Gully High.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good. How come you had to a minute work? So?

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<v Speaker 5>Holm Hayes brother Derek hay was our pe teacher and

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<v Speaker 5>he awesome, you're a survivor and got.

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<v Speaker 2>Them out so good. It would be the pe teacher,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't it. I bet he was still doing his shorts

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<v Speaker 2>doing security for his brother's band, A big whistle around

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<v Speaker 2>his neck. That is incredible. Oh that's that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>take some beating. Melissa, thank you very much for calling

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<v Speaker 2>and share and that really made us laugh with us.

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<v Speaker 9>Have a good day, Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>Karen, good morning, Good morning guys. Good morning Karen. And

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<v Speaker 2>who played at your school? Mate?

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<v Speaker 8>I worked at a school in Frankston in the late

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<v Speaker 8>nineties and the Living End came and played at our school.

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<v Speaker 2>How come him? I should get the living it. That's great.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it was pretty awesome. And I worked with Chris

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<v Speaker 8>Chaney's sister where I was a teacher, and we talked together,

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<v Speaker 8>so she organized for them to come out and play

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<v Speaker 8>at the school.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so good calling in all these favors. Pe teacher brother.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this, Karen. That's a great one. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much to call him.

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<v Speaker 8>No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>We go ahead. Christine. Good morning, Christine, good morning, Good

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<v Speaker 2>morning everyone, Good morning everyone. And Christine, who played at

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<v Speaker 2>your school?

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<v Speaker 10>We had canny x men play at our school. I

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<v Speaker 10>wasn't Our school was the boys' school we had. We

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<v Speaker 10>went to a Catholic school. When the girls and boys

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<v Speaker 10>schools combined to have a social night, we had uncanny

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<v Speaker 10>x men.

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<v Speaker 2>There and what was that like? Brian Mannix?

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<v Speaker 10>The only thing I remember, because it was, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>we were all good Catholic kids back then, was Brian

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<v Speaker 10>Mannix blew up a big phallic inflatable and started brandishing

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<v Speaker 10>it about on the stage. And we actually we actually

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<v Speaker 10>had nuns running the school and.

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<v Speaker 2>All the puncture. It was something you know, get then

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<v Speaker 2>Roseary beat.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that.

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<v Speaker 10>They were actually running around grabbing all the girls, trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To trying to grab the apprehend it that that's confiscated.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point before they went on stage, Just like

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<v Speaker 3>I know we do the giant penis every night, but

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<v Speaker 3>should we do it in front of the kids Katholic

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<v Speaker 3>boys and girls?

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<v Speaker 5>Catholic kid?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Ten hell marries around? What a scene?

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<v Speaker 5>The only bit I remember of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course it would be. We're all gonna remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible story.

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<v Speaker 1>Christine the Christian O'Connell show podcast just.

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<v Speaker 2>Dropped what I would say is a stone cold killer

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<v Speaker 2>fact to do with bread and one of the world's

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<v Speaker 2>greatest human beings, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Great David Attenborough is older than the invention of sliced bread.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we see that is a great killer fact.

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<v Speaker 3>How so May to nineteen twenty six David Attenborough was born.

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<v Speaker 3>Then in June nineteen twenty eight, Otto Ralveda invented the

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<v Speaker 3>automatic bread slicing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Wowe, all right, we're looking for your killer facts. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you got a great fact? Not an okay one, a

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<v Speaker 2>killer fact? If so, we're looking for them for the

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<v Speaker 2>good ish ones. All right, Jack, you let me know

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<v Speaker 2>whether it's a killer or this is from Benjamin Killer

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<v Speaker 2>fat humans have stripes. There are seven different types, and

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<v Speaker 2>we can only see them under black light. Cats can

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<v Speaker 2>see them all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>If true, kill a fact hard to believe?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the distance between your elbow and your writs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's go to Nick here. Now, Nick, what's

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<v Speaker 2>you kill a fact for us?

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<v Speaker 5>Kill a fact?

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<v Speaker 8>These every mile goes taller than their mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we breeding giants? If this trend continues, why aren't

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<v Speaker 2>we mega humanoids?

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<v Speaker 3>I think over time humans are getting taller and taller.

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<v Speaker 2>So we start off as little, tiny people.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the day, we were smaller. That's why doors

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<v Speaker 3>used to be smaller.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, come on, that is not a kidder fat.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I'm not sure if that's.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been to like or seen a movie set

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<v Speaker 2>years ago where there's tiny crawling through a tiny don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if you, especially in England, if you go to

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<v Speaker 3>an old castle.

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<v Speaker 2>Roaming with tiny doors. They got the biggest doors. Castles

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<v Speaker 2>have no but like carriages going through them.

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<v Speaker 3>The entry ways are huge, But then your little doors

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<v Speaker 3>in between each don't you have to duck under them?

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<v Speaker 2>Nick? We love your kid of fact though you guys

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<v Speaker 2>are the most bless you, Grace, How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to killer fact for us? Have you?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? Grace?

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<v Speaker 3>Say it again?

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<v Speaker 2>What does it do with a sloth?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Cloths don't like they make gas from their mouths.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, so they pretty much they fight out of their mouths.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, technically, yes, right, technically. And how do you know this?

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<v Speaker 9>We did an information report and they said that we

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<v Speaker 9>could do an animal, and I said that I wanted

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<v Speaker 9>to do a swath.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you put the sloth? You just like them.

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<v Speaker 9>I just love them. If you go into my room,

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<v Speaker 9>all you'll see is swoth.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so you've got a sloth themed bedroom. Yes, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what's an information report? Is that like a sort of

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<v Speaker 2>school report?

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<v Speaker 9>Sometimes it is. It's where you share your learning and

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<v Speaker 9>your knowledge to your parents and you just talk about

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<v Speaker 9>how animals adapt from their habitat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that sounds really interesting. Can you remember anything else

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<v Speaker 2>that was interesting about sloths that you can share with

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<v Speaker 2>everyone listening right now?

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<v Speaker 9>Grace, fos actually human speaks, but they're just really tired.

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<v Speaker 9>But they can swim as fast as any animal in

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<v Speaker 9>the water.

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<v Speaker 3>This works too.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a great one, Grace. I love both of them,

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<v Speaker 2>really great. Just going to rees here has got to

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<v Speaker 2>kill a fact as well, what have you got for us, mate? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, here we go. Japan is the only country in

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<v Speaker 5>the world where two of its largest cities on population

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<v Speaker 5>are an anagram of each other.

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<v Speaker 2>They got Tokyo, yep and Kyoto.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it, love it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a great one. All a good question. You're

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<v Speaker 2>getting a pub quiz rece. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, I've got to kill a fat for you and Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Australia is wider than the moon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's right about tiny doorways. People used to be much shorter.

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<v Speaker 2>That's from Alison. I'm not sure about.

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<v Speaker 3>That, you give.

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<v Speaker 2>Made up, made up Christian. I'm not sure about that

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<v Speaker 2>fact about every human male grows to be taller than

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<v Speaker 2>their mum. I'm fine for four. My mum is five

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<v Speaker 2>foot seven. I know I've measured. It's as rubbish. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the hard shell used on Eminem's is made of shellac,

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:26.000
<v Speaker 2>which is made from bug feces. Wow, I don't believe

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<v Speaker 2>that to be true. All right, let's go to the lines.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got mel on the line. Hello, Hello, what can

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<v Speaker 2>you tell us about Nick's earlier killer fat? That human

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<v Speaker 2>males grow up to be taller than their mum's.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I've heard that.

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<v Speaker 8>By rights it is supposed to be true, but my

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<v Speaker 8>son's shorter than me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm five ft.

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<v Speaker 8>Nine and my son's five fort six and there's nothing

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<v Speaker 8>wrong with him. But his father was really short.

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<v Speaker 2>The radio wrong spoken on your mom. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>still love it.

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<v Speaker 10>It's father one. Sure, he's only.

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<v Speaker 2>Five two and how old is your poor son?

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<v Speaker 10>Thirty four?

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<v Speaker 5>He he's not poor.

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<v Speaker 8>He's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely warming up to it now, aren't you am?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's lovely. But yeah, no, I'm five nine and

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<v Speaker 5>his father was five ft two and he's kind of

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<v Speaker 5>worked out.

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<v Speaker 8>In the middle, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 10>So yeah, but it's got this fact.

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<v Speaker 5>It's supposed to be like that, but not necessarily so

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, Christian, I always say, mate, you're the same hope

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<v Speaker 8>when you're lying down.

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<v Speaker 2>David's a fact too far, David, Welcome to Killer Fact Central.

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<v Speaker 2>What if he not for us? David?

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<v Speaker 5>There you go, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the nineteen thirties Australian went to war with the

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<v Speaker 2>EMUs and lost.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, this is an amazing story of Australian history, not

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<v Speaker 11>just that wasn't it too EMU Wars where they went

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<v Speaker 11>and learned less than the Australian Army knew a bit

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<v Speaker 11>more about tactics.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a closer fight, but the EMUs one, not

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<v Speaker 2>once but twice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, David, three or four years ago we went down

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<v Speaker 3>a deep hole of the war because I remember we

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 3>found out that they were making a movie. At the

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 3>time we were speaking about it, it was John Cleees,

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Jim Jeffries, We're gonna star in the Great EMU War

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<v Speaker 3>movie and Moby was going to do the sound thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But David, you're right. It's an incredible story, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>The EMU Wars.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just amazing story. Back in the nineteen thirty so

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<v Speaker 8>less than one hundred years ago, we couldn't make thems.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not once but twice. That's incredible thing. Twice, David.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a great kid of fat though, renee kid

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<v Speaker 2>of fact.

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<v Speaker 7>What have you got for us that the benefits of

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 7>coffee beans was discovered by an Israeli go herder when

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<v Speaker 7>he knows that his goats were chewing on the beans

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<v Speaker 7>and getting kind of rowdy.

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<v Speaker 8>So yeah, enjoy your coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like the goats were horny.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well they were just energize.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you can buy something called horny goat weed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, what happened twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the thing before viagra. There was horny goat weed.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? Was it caffeinated goats. It is the

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<v Speaker 2>same israedy goat And I didn't discover how you discovered

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 2>horny goat weed? So is that true? The origin of

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 2>coffee beans realizing that they can energize someone to think

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:44.160
<v Speaker 2>basically energized goats.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, well that's what Google says, So I'm going with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Rennie kill a fact, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up to seventy two hour. I'm up to say

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<v Speaker 2>two hours is my seventeen year old daughter is a

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<v Speaker 2>supervised hours You'll have this in a couple years time,

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Patsy when already wants to drive, and it'll be down

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.399
<v Speaker 2>to you and Chris to share the honors. Who do

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:11.600
<v Speaker 2>you think you do better? Who do you think you

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<v Speaker 2>do at worse? Being the supervised drive?

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely maybe, because Chris and Audrey are so alike they

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<v Speaker 4>lock horns all the time, so I think it would

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<v Speaker 4>be me.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think you're going to be in there

0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 2>because it is in the early days, it is nerve wracking.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh bit, I'll have like fingermarks on the dashboard.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm at the stage now where Lowis is actually

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<v Speaker 2>a very good driver, right, She's got seventy two hours

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 2>and you have to have a percentage of that. It's

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.120
<v Speaker 2>night hours, which is a great It's a very different skill.

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 2>One sort of feeling driving at nighttime, but actually the

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 2>moment she's good. So she's complacent, soone trying to get

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 2>it just to sort of just please pay attention. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday I get a text from her, and because she's

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<v Speaker 2>in the year twelve, her sort of diary is very different.

0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Now there's a lot of these mysterious freeze and I

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 2>don't really have the timetable anymore. I just got text

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.440
<v Speaker 2>at the gym. Yes they going I've got a freeze

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 2>all afternoon. Can you drive to score and then our

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 2>drive back. I can build my hours up. And I'm like,

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't we using that light for studying for ATA and

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:07.479
<v Speaker 2>indeed the future, And she's like, no, no, no, I'm

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 2>going to study at home. So, being the strong dad

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<v Speaker 2>I am, I got my car and I drove to

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 2>pick her up and I said, look, do you know what,

0:29:14.080 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Actually this car needs filling up the fuel. This would

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:17.760
<v Speaker 2>be a great thing for you to drive to the server.

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 2>And this is a proper skill. Okay, they don't teach

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 2>us on the test and thing, but this is real

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 2>life driving. It's a difficult thing to get in there

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<v Speaker 2>to now that the cap and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>So we hard to remember which number you are and

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<v Speaker 3>then you get to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and even the first time is you know, when

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<v Speaker 2>you have as a cares, you think you know everything,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you start doing something which mum or dad

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>have always done and you don't even think about it

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 2>being a thing you do it the first time. So

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 2>we drive to then there was a server which is seven

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<v Speaker 2>eleven right. It took about five minutes of up forward

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<v Speaker 2>back a bit, no left hand down. I'm not shouting

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 2>at you now, that's your right hand, left hand down

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 2>to try and as it is sticking out right now,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to get hit the ass of this. We've

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 2>got to go go forward, to go back, forward, to

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 2>go back. That's too far forward now they can't get

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<v Speaker 2>around you. Oh this is so stressful. I don't want

0:29:58.560 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 2>to do it. We're going to run out of fuel.

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 2>This is now what has to happen. Okay, six months

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 2>from now, this is going to be filling up this

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 2>car without me, So we need to work this out.

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, we part the car right and by now

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 2>people are looking. They could clearly see the l and

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 2>then there's a dad still trying to be calm, but

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<v Speaker 2>really in the middle of the day, I haven't eaten

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<v Speaker 2>for a couple of hours. I am the blood sugar

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 2>is low, that red rages. It's okay, it's all learning.

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:21.479
<v Speaker 2>And think why did I agree to says why am

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I such a pussy dad? Anywhere I go around and

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 2>she goes, you can take the other nose out and

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Went, this is not how you learn.

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<v Speaker 3>This is you got to do it all.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes to me, Oh my god, it's all horrible

0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>and smelly, and wait, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah, you

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 2>have to take it out now. And then you open

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 2>up the fuel cap and you always got to read

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<v Speaker 2>on the inside. Always double check with this a leaded

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 2>or petro You might be tied one day. It might

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 2>be somebody else's car or high car. Always just double check, okay,

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 2>because this happens every single day someone flup the wrong fuel. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we fill the car up. She's going, I'm really hungry.

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, look just over there and where

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 2>there's seven eleven is there's a whole parade of shops.

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 2>There's like a little Dan Murphy's there, and there's a subway.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, after we filled up, we'll go over there

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<v Speaker 2>and you can get someone to eat. Anyway, we go

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<v Speaker 2>and pay, okay, right, and I said, you take my card.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:05.240
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to pay. That's the pump number. Help

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 2>the guy out. Get it all ready, there's a cue

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 2>behind you. She does all that and then she wanders

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 2>off and I going back to the car. She just

0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 2>takes a sharp right to subway and I'm like, where

0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 2>the hell are you going? She goes, oh, we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>leave it there.

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 3>When you got.

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<v Speaker 2>It only taste color minutes to fill up a role.

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<v Speaker 9>You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't just leave it there. What do you get

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<v Speaker 2>a sway?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So my wife first had to go on the panoton. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had it for a couple of months and I

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<v Speaker 2>was saying you should try it, but I think with

0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:43.680
<v Speaker 2>cyclings of that some exercises like cults, aren't they people

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know. I see the clogs and not

0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 2>sure if I can. We can bothered with the fat.

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.880
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, using those sort of cleats, there's called those

0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:53.720
<v Speaker 2>clipping clipout shoes. They're actually the first couple of times

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:55.479
<v Speaker 2>you use them, they're actually really hard to use.

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 3>It's so awkward that when you see.

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<v Speaker 2>People falling over on bikes when they're using them for

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 2>the first time. I'm out the old middle aged men

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 2>in there like and that. I remember once being a

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 2>traffic lights there was some fat old knack at the

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 2>back of his pack. They just taken off right. They

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:12.720
<v Speaker 2>were like about akhad, this poor guy who was up

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 2>and the puffing the immediately looked like a shine new bike.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.000
<v Speaker 2>And I remember looking at him. He sort of nodded

0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 2>at me and he just fell fell over on to

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.400
<v Speaker 2>the grass version. I got up the car and he

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:29.720
<v Speaker 2>was stuck on with his clea. I hate this hobby.

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<v Speaker 3>I never took that bike out again.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate. There was a peloton when they called the taken

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<v Speaker 2>off without so anyway, my wife got stuck on the

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<v Speaker 2>Peloton bike. She couldn't get off it. She called me

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<v Speaker 2>and once I had to get off the peloton bike.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for your stories about what have you got

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<v Speaker 2>stuck on or in? Give us a call, Brier.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the question you know, Carl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so we're talking today about stories about being

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<v Speaker 2>stuck Garth.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Christian, are you getting a young We're good, Garth.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool on the show. So your story about being stuck.

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<v Speaker 5>Was actually my old man. He's had a bad back

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<v Speaker 5>for a lot of a lot of his years now,

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<v Speaker 5>and he decided to buy himself an inverting machine. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know where he've got it off eBay or something,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess, And it's like it's like a board.

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<v Speaker 2>You you lie back on it and then you pull

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<v Speaker 2>a lever and it flips you upside down.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he hasn't got to leave this thing. You just

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<v Speaker 5>sort of back yourself up to strap your angles in

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<v Speaker 5>and if you set it up right and get your

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<v Speaker 5>weights sort of all balanced right, you just lift your

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<v Speaker 5>arms up in the air and it flips you upside

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<v Speaker 5>down and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then sounds absolutely terrifying. I think sexy Lands one of those.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe that's where he got it from. I'm not sure,

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<v Speaker 5>but he was single at the time, so I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know what he was doing with it. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 5>he's got it out in his garage. You lived by

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<v Speaker 5>himself at the time, like I said, and sort of

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<v Speaker 5>gimped his pockets. So he did nothing. He fell out

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<v Speaker 5>of his pockets, strapped his ankles in and lifted his

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<v Speaker 5>arms up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, possibly go wrong with this. We're all here in this.

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<v Speaker 2>We know.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you've always could guess what happened next. He

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<v Speaker 5>sort of flipped upside down pretty aggressively and sort of

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<v Speaker 5>stuck in his garage, hanging from his angles. He's phone

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<v Speaker 5>phone was in sight but out of reach. You're sort

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<v Speaker 5>of sitting there thinking his two sons sort of don't

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<v Speaker 5>visit him that often, so he could.

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<v Speaker 2>Be there, Wait till next Tuesday, Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>Surely by Father's Day that will visit himself Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Eventually he sort of have to hang in there

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<v Speaker 5>for a good half an hour or so.

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<v Speaker 2>He sort of rush into his head as well, starting.

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<v Speaker 5>To feeling a bit of faint. Sort of survival mode

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<v Speaker 5>kicked in and he started flailing his arms around and

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<v Speaker 5>sort of doing upside down sit up, trying to flip

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<v Speaker 5>himself back up the right way.

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<v Speaker 2>And extreme crumb.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish he had cameras in his house back then.

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<v Speaker 5>It would have been a good video to share on YouTube. Actually,

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<v Speaker 5>but yeah, eventually sort of managed to you get himself

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<v Speaker 5>right up the right way and grab under the A

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<v Speaker 5>frame and slip himself up, and then gave me a

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<v Speaker 5>call and told me that he could have died and

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<v Speaker 5>no one would have found him.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have been signed up by lad I think he's

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<v Speaker 2>part of the application process. They strap you into one

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<v Speaker 2>of those.

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<v Speaker 5>I try. I try and get him to try and

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<v Speaker 5>get him to call me more regularly in the ouse.

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<v Speaker 5>I know he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did it help his back?

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<v Speaker 5>He reconsents one of the best things ever for he.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't recommend it highly enough.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure he's got a partner living with him

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<v Speaker 5>the ause. I hope hopefully she sort of keeps an

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<v Speaker 5>eye on him when he's there.

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<v Speaker 2>When he's there, the only reason he's got that lady.

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<v Speaker 3>There a spot up.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday, my seventeen year old daughter. And if you guys

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<v Speaker 2>get any of this, Marley Spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we're all right. What's the other one we've had

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<v Speaker 3>before fresh helloh yeah, sort of thing. They send you

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<v Speaker 3>each ingredient right down to like a little packet of

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<v Speaker 3>pepper exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's this easy during the week, so you pick

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<v Speaker 2>what meals you want. A box turns up once a

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<v Speaker 2>week and it's like an air drop. The guy, actually

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<v Speaker 2>the odds post guy. Often I'm not that much. It

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<v Speaker 2>just chucks it over the fence. It's sort of las right,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's got like ic in there and stuff like that.

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.319
<v Speaker 2>And then there's literally each meal is in contained in

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<v Speaker 2>a bag. The meat is all freshly parrots and sealed,

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<v Speaker 2>and they's got these ingreens and step by step recipes

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that. My daughter said yesterday because I had a

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<v Speaker 2>very long day, she said, I'll make dinner tonight. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>my god, thank you so much. Anyway, I notice, as

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to serve up this some sort of katsu

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:43.399
<v Speaker 2>chicken curry that she's made from scratch. It's slight an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going the chicken, the chicken, and she's cut it

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<v Speaker 2>in half. And she's seventeen now, and I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be in micromanaging, but I'm looking at a shoulder

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<v Speaker 2>and she's the chicken chicken ain't looking right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm thinking you could be real careful with chicken. Chicken, chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>When Enjine and I goes that chicken all right, and

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<v Speaker 2>she sort of snapped, he do you know what I'm doing?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, okay. She says, some of

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<v Speaker 2>this chicken, though, Daddi's that it looks pink in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>I went, pink, pink in the middle. But I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I have you been cooking it for She said, I've

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<v Speaker 2>done it for twenty minutes. I said it shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>pink in the middle of his twenty minutes. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>got the temperature on the oven? Right? She was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what the oven is. So anyway, this is

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<v Speaker 2>going on, and it actually starts it's looking watery chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you eating at the okay?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she starts at the pink bits. I just go

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<v Speaker 2>leave them on my plate. She's going to now I've done

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<v Speaker 2>that anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you want to be a supportive dead but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>at the same time, you don't want salmonella.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they need me alive from a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants to go to university next year. You leave

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<v Speaker 2>me for at least another three or four years. So

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<v Speaker 2>I say, if you got the meat to mamaitaze. She

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<v Speaker 2>said I got the meat to Why let me sound quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that. It was on fahrenheit ah ah. So

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<v Speaker 2>it was saying, because chicken needs to be seventy five

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<v Speaker 2>actual temperature, I want to put back forty seven. I

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 2>was about to eat forty seven degree chicken. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>long while off seventy five. I would have been in a.

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<v Speaker 1>World Christian Connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So wedding movies. Life of Pie was a

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<v Speaker 2>good movie. Can you see where I'm going with this one?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Wife of Pie just got married to that tiger?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see it coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you've got Veil Gold, wife of Brian. That is

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<v Speaker 2>the last wife panic groom Gold vows to train your dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold and Tango and cash bar is a cash bar,

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<v Speaker 2>Tango and cash bar. It's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bronze.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife of Pie married that tiger. All right, Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you got wedding movies?

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<v Speaker 3>Not the goonies, the groomies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's that's good. Sounds wrong as well, but gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, did you like the movie Bad News Bears? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Billy Mob yeah, Yeah, I prefer bad news. Ring bearers.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a bad weddings sort of speech. Yeah, is

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<v Speaker 2>this thing on?

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<v Speaker 3>When Harry let me? This one's good, This one's good.

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<v Speaker 3>When Mary met Sally Brint.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my god too, stinkers, they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Not I robot, I do robot alright, wedding sounds funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Weddings faults? Yeah, all right. So what have you got

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<v Speaker 2>for the best in show for your wedding movies? Stan

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<v Speaker 2>Free free year, Jack, you're ready to mark? I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see how they got Edwards, Celebrants, hands civil plus

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<v Speaker 2>Austin Flowers very good, but I'm ray. There's something about

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<v Speaker 2>Marry Gold very Smartn's On, Brad Star Warts the Divorce Awakens,

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze Honeymoon at Bernie's Silver throw bouquet from the train,

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Pass, We brought a groom, Silver Open, Brider Gold

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<v Speaker 2>still going strong. That Badio show goes part in the

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<v Speaker 2>time where when we do a movie on that open,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't something wet Onchin's Ya tying the notting Hill God

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<v Speaker 2>very clever, Sam Day hot On Hiss and I do

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<v Speaker 2>Gold plus Yeah, take a bow, Kevin Bell, well done,

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<v Speaker 2>wife is beautiful. Gold's that's lovely. That is pa, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Coach Garter plus did that Rene? Well done? Juice Moklo,

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<v Speaker 2>the Male Jiggilow Bronze, Yeah, an all manner, the movie Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>Where's My Garter?

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<v Speaker 3>Silver?

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Potter and the Order of Ceremonies silk A plus

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<v Speaker 2>the Shawshank Reception Gold. What I'm Pam, Honey, I shrunk

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<v Speaker 2>the guest list.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the hardest thing about.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a seating plan. Who to put aunt flow with?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, old, don't flow, don't even get me, don't even

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:21.319
<v Speaker 2>don't even go. You have Uncle Professor, the whole family there,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting married bronze, old cheeky one at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, then, best showed some very good ones there.

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<v Speaker 3>Congrats to Renee for Coach Garter.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done well.

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