Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: We sent Jack Post to a psychic for the very
Speaker 2: first time now Partisia. Katelyn went last week and she
Speaker 2: is a wide eyed zenit for this stuff.
Speaker 3: She I went along to the same psychic. Even Kate
Speaker 3: Caitlin was so excited to book me in because I'm
Speaker 3: more of a skeptic. Honestly, I don't really believe in
Speaker 3: the supernatural, but I went in with an open mind.
Speaker 2: How does it? What did you say, Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 2: And then what happens? Because you're pre booked online, So
Speaker 2: what actually happened?
Speaker 3: Yep, you say your name. So she goes Jack Post,
Speaker 3: she writes it down, and then she asked for your
Speaker 3: date of birth ten eleven, ninety eighty seven.
Speaker 2: So she just starts doing numerology.
Speaker 3: Yep. She's got a little whiteboard in front of her,
Speaker 3: and then she scribbles down a whole lot of numbers
Speaker 3: like the ten. So she goes. Then she's going really fast,
Speaker 3: like is if she's channeling something. Bang, bang bang, there's
Speaker 3: a whole lot of numbers coming out. Oh you've got
Speaker 3: Eleven's very strong for you. You're an alpha male, she said,
Speaker 3: and then he started to pick up. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is all I like to hear that.
Speaker 2: Like I said, magic truth, there's making the Statue of
Speaker 2: Liberty disappear, and there's telling Jackie's an alpha.
Speaker 3: So watch out. But you didn't know everyone, Well, I've
Speaker 3: got it somewhere deep inside. And so there were some
Speaker 3: things that I was really impressed by. She really knew,
Speaker 3: like details about us that that felt like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: really spot on about Bianca and I. But then I
Speaker 3: got a few things that sounded familiar. The plumbing in
Speaker 3: my house it was a bit dodgy as well, felt
Speaker 3: like I was getting you know, it's one of her highlights,
Speaker 3: or maybe her biggest hits is the plumbing in your house,
Speaker 3: because I know Caitlyn got it. Caitlyn also got ten
Speaker 3: knives in the back, which is forthcoming.
Speaker 2: Her knives are yet to come, which is a big
Speaker 2: thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 4: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: I got the tennis spades as well, which means but
Speaker 3: I had it in my history, So I've had ten
Speaker 3: knives in my bad.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank god it's behind you and your
Speaker 2: back was actually quite not pain last year.
Speaker 3: That's true. She would love you because you make the
Speaker 3: connections that she wants to hear.
Speaker 2: Translated that could double act.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes I would say, she would say like, is
Speaker 3: there an an in your past? And I would say no,
Speaker 3: but you would be great at being there and making
Speaker 3: connections like oh no, but you hadn't an Anthony, Uncle Anthony.
Speaker 3: That sounds like so some other highlights that I got. There's
Speaker 3: a spirit that lives in my shed, in my garden shed.
Speaker 2: Now, I will tend to believe that because whenever you
Speaker 2: buy a new play Subroberty, there is energy in spirits there.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's he doing in the garden shed?
Speaker 2: Pain rant, Hey, little feller, what's he doing?
Speaker 4: Is he a friendly spirit?
Speaker 3: She says? It's not like a polter Gei. It's not
Speaker 3: like a ghost ole bump into it is this. It's
Speaker 3: an energy back there amongst the lawmar and stuff.
Speaker 2: You ever found anything in there? Cold? Hot?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't like going in there, but because
Speaker 3: it's got spiders and mosquitos.
Speaker 2: The energy is making you feel like that.
Speaker 3: I've got two or multiple spirits in the dining room
Speaker 3: and they and they Audian Bianca, they don't the spirits
Speaker 3: don't like how we've set up the dining room.
Speaker 2: Do you agree? Has it changed?
Speaker 3: We did change it. It used to be the living room,
Speaker 3: and then we swapped the living room in the dining
Speaker 3: room around, and she said, that will be it.
Speaker 4: How theyre going to come?
Speaker 2: Nos, I weren't meant to say that. Oh yeah, that, yep,
Speaker 2: we've got that one. Don't forget to temp at the
Speaker 2: end because of that one. You know, we got that
Speaker 2: right about the dining room table.
Speaker 3: At one point she said, is there William or Walter?
Speaker 2: Two complete given names?
Speaker 3: And I said, well, I mean my sister in law's
Speaker 3: dog in l A is Walter. And she goes, okay,
Speaker 3: getting something from him. He's got Tommy problems.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, so he's got Tommy problems. What do
Speaker 2: you do with that? Do you even chudge your sister?
Speaker 3: I haven't even confirmed that with her yet.
Speaker 2: If he has, they deal with it, you know.
Speaker 3: But the biggest one I come and she's she's bringing
Speaker 3: out she's got a pack of playing cards, and she's
Speaker 3: bringing out different numbers all the time. I don't know
Speaker 3: what she means, but you know, she's like the three
Speaker 3: that's celebration for something. To do with work, and all of.
Speaker 2: A sudden she's having a great time. I mean, there's
Speaker 2: nothing for you.
Speaker 3: She says, my time at my current workplace is temporary. No,
Speaker 3: that is she did, chack.
Speaker 2: That is a big thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 3: But by this time I was already starting to lose
Speaker 3: believability in the whole.
Speaker 2: But she pulls you back with that one. Did it
Speaker 2: make you think?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't really.
Speaker 2: Look at me and be honest, when she first told
Speaker 2: you that, did part of you leave with joy?
Speaker 3: No? No it didn't.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 3: Didn't tell you what happened. I tell you what happened.
Speaker 3: I heard that. I thought, no, like, come on, I
Speaker 3: don't want to leave the show. And then I thought, like,
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's something about like a four day
Speaker 3: week in the.
Speaker 2: Car I've just turned over the number. No, it's still
Speaker 2: a five.
Speaker 3: Y give me some more cars.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Run down on the show and then we're getting back
Speaker 2: into the eightest of school to all about the letter
Speaker 2: D this week.
Speaker 1: Or D course.
Speaker 2: So, if you're a wild and crazy guy like Jack
Speaker 2: and I, we got detentions. Old square bear Patsy didn't
Speaker 2: get one. I got quite a few, actually, and one
Speaker 2: of the main ones was from do you remember when
Speaker 2: it was raining. You wouldn't have had a lot of
Speaker 2: this offe in Australia, but we did in the UK.
Speaker 2: It was really miserable during the winter because you weren't
Speaker 2: allowed to go outside during break and recess indoor time.
Speaker 2: That was the highlight of the day, just getting out
Speaker 2: there in the prison yard, and so you used to
Speaker 2: have to stay indoors and have your break indoors, and
Speaker 2: then some poor teacher would have to keep an eye
Speaker 2: on you because unfortunately you look up the prisoners without
Speaker 2: letting them outside. It got feral in there you're in.
Speaker 2: The windows would all steam up in there and you'd
Speaker 2: draw rude symbols on the windows, and so there was
Speaker 2: always a teacher that to give up their lunch break
Speaker 2: to watch you horrible lot, and so the teacher wouldn't
Speaker 2: just being there for a couple of minutes, then they
Speaker 2: bugger off, probably have a cigarette, cry shot of whiskey
Speaker 2: and then come back round again. And so there would
Speaker 2: be about sort of one hundred of us in there
Speaker 2: in at desks, about eighty deaths. So we started this
Speaker 2: game where you had to try and like crocodiles, jumping
Speaker 2: on the crocodile heads. You were trying and jump as
Speaker 2: many run across as many desks as possible before somewhere
Speaker 2: the teacher's coming. Anyway, I got caught. They didn't turn
Speaker 2: them when the teachers were coming in. You remember there's
Speaker 2: just yeoy's surname. If they were angry, oh God, get down.
Speaker 2: There were two types of attention. There was a normal detention,
Speaker 2: which was the next day's lunch break, we need to
Speaker 2: go and sit in silence. Or there was the head
Speaker 2: master's attention, when you had to go and sit in
Speaker 2: his office right at the end of the day for
Speaker 2: an hour while he just sort of did his admin.
Speaker 2: And the head masters were always terrified, weren't they.
Speaker 3: We only had we had two types of detention. Yeah,
Speaker 3: sit in silence with the other people who have got detention.
Speaker 3: Or yard duty, which was going up and picking.
Speaker 2: Was the worst one because your mates always go you
Speaker 2: missed a bit there and chuck rubber. You had that
Speaker 2: little grab a thing in the sack. It was humida,
Speaker 2: but it was your my best day ever just for
Speaker 2: the own going. You've missed a book there, so what
Speaker 2: did you get a detention for Jackie Boyd. You've got detention,
Speaker 2: didn't you? What do you get it for?
Speaker 3: I would get detentions for not wearing a blaze and
Speaker 3: not tucking my shirt in. I wore a beanie a
Speaker 3: lot at school when you beanies weren't on. This guy
Speaker 3: allowed uniform.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then once I got a wrong detention for I
Speaker 3: got detention for breaking the drum teacher's drumstick, which I
Speaker 3: didn't do.
Speaker 2: And it was the first A kid and being wrongfully kids.
Speaker 3: The first how I realized, Hey, there's no justice here
Speaker 3: for the common say, it's a detention. Where do I
Speaker 3: get to stand in front of my peers and say
Speaker 3: that I did not break that drumstick?
Speaker 2: Where's my twelve angry man?
Speaker 3: Where's the evidence?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: How did you get blamed for it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: He just said I saw you in the music room
Speaker 3: over lunchtime. You were the only one in there, which
Speaker 3: wasn't true. There were other kids in there. No one
Speaker 3: owned up to it.
Speaker 6: These things.
Speaker 2: That's at last a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, me and some friends skived off a lesson, bunked
Speaker 2: off empty classroom we found that looked over some back
Speaker 2: gardens where he saw a woman with sunbathing. We were looking.
Speaker 2: A husband saw us and complained to the school. Oh
Speaker 2: oh you got call you little purse. James love it.
Speaker 2: I bet you tears. They can have a bloody wife, mate.
Speaker 2: You could certainly brings out his wife a cup of
Speaker 2: tea and lemonade a load of boys watching.
Speaker 7: Laura.
Speaker 2: Yes, Christian, I got a detention for drinking my drink
Speaker 2: after I left the dinner hall. Done, done, done, Christian.
Speaker 2: I carved my name into my desk board during a
Speaker 2: chemistry lesson in retrospect, it wasn't the best idea to
Speaker 2: carve my full name. I've tried to deny it. Well,
Speaker 2: mister Peter Sanso.
Speaker 3: The thing was when you got that compass in maths
Speaker 3: class that had the pointing in he was just too
Speaker 3: n desks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Agent, I got caught smoking in a storage shed
Speaker 2: belonging to the school with three mates during recess. Were
Speaker 2: caught by the vicar Nita sam now on atheist Fergus,
Speaker 2: you must have gone to a posh school. Fergus felled
Speaker 2: your Latin test. You got detention, Richie, I said to
Speaker 2: the IT teacher at my Catholic comprehensive school that the
Speaker 2: computer I was trying to use was a bugget, and
Speaker 2: I got a letter sent home for unfit language. Becoming
Speaker 2: a young man, Jim. When they said you are letting down, Lisa,
Speaker 2: tell you off go, you are letting down the badge
Speaker 2: on your blazer and the fine name of the school,
Speaker 2: and let you he gave a crap about the school name,
Speaker 2: the good name of this school. You up, We expected
Speaker 2: you to uphold its.
Speaker 3: I remember you mostly didn't care about getting attention unless
Speaker 3: your parents in some way the time.
Speaker 2: That was really bad. Uh, Tristan, I got attention for
Speaker 2: fighting with my future best friend at recess. Cried so
Speaker 2: hard when I had to tell my parents, who then
Speaker 2: spent most of the even trying to reassure me everything. Lillian,
Speaker 2: what did you get a detention for?
Speaker 8: I went to a private Catholic school, girls school, and
Speaker 8: we were sitting in our parking class in one of
Speaker 8: the girls through.
Speaker 5: A half eaten all.
Speaker 8: Out the window and it actually hit the principal, who
Speaker 8: was a nun, and so we were all put on
Speaker 8: to attentions for two hours until someone owned up to
Speaker 8: doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm Spartacus, I'm Spartacus. Well, no one's
Speaker 2: going to own you can all have attention. Do you
Speaker 2: remember that it was a real pressure point that whether
Speaker 2: or not you were all going to be strong or not,
Speaker 2: and then if you didn't, and then you don't want
Speaker 2: to be that nerd that said who it was not
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: But anyhow she owned up after two hours, so we
Speaker 5: all got taken air of attention. She got spendered.
Speaker 2: I tell you what though, I went to a Catholic
Speaker 2: school as well. Udona mess with those nuns. They are
Speaker 2: not terrifying people. Terrifying people.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian Camel Show podcast Paratsy.
Speaker 2: How you just like someone that you see on the
Speaker 2: streets sometimes and they're asking for change?
Speaker 4: Fu excuse me my oilskin pets on.
Speaker 2: Just well with it. But they're just a bit menacing,
Speaker 2: you know, like a street thug. Fine, it's the hoodie.
Speaker 2: It's the hoodie on her. You're not a hoody lady.
Speaker 2: You know it's the hoodie, isn't it. Do you know
Speaker 2: the ones you see wandering around sometimes where they're well dressed,
Speaker 2: but they're like quite intimidated.
Speaker 3: I don't want to bump into pats In one of
Speaker 3: the corridors around the building.
Speaker 2: But that's my general ever. I just don't want to
Speaker 2: bump into pats because you're going to get bumped back
Speaker 2: and you won't like that anyway. Patsy, how are you
Speaker 2: from over it? Over what us? I am?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Now? I expect that's how it will end with Patsy?
Speaker 2: Is it? The only way it ends is she's gone on?
Speaker 2: Just over it?
Speaker 3: I'm done, goodbye?
Speaker 2: What do you over make?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: I've come out into the kitchen. I did say to
Speaker 4: my darling husband last night before I went to bed,
Speaker 4: can you please, please please make sure you pack the
Speaker 4: dishwasher because I hate coming home after a shifting there's
Speaker 4: just junk everywhere in the kitchen. I like a clean slate.
Speaker 2: Sarah always says to me, it's my job to make
Speaker 2: sure that I'm not the enforcer, to make sure that
Speaker 2: the kids do their bits to empty or even just
Speaker 2: move it from the sink into the dishwasher, which is
Speaker 2: about eight inches right. My mother always says they the
Speaker 2: kitchen island is like her mental health. If it's all
Speaker 2: clear and clean, her mind is so the pressure I
Speaker 2: fell under sometimes I know my wife is a minute away,
Speaker 2: went she's going pushing under the beds and they got
Speaker 2: half of this stuff? Is your stuff? Does if she's
Speaker 2: angry at me, she'd be angry at you put it
Speaker 2: all the way So I get it, Pats, it's a
Speaker 2: big deal.
Speaker 4: I wish there was such a sense of urgency out west.
Speaker 4: So come out to grab my bag and go out
Speaker 4: the door to work, and there's the same scene that
Speaker 4: I had last night when I retired for the evening.
Speaker 4: And I'd say, there was a bit too much Netflix
Speaker 4: in on that.
Speaker 2: And have you texted him yet? Because I know my
Speaker 2: wife would do if she was up like this, I'd
Speaker 2: have had an angry, long paragraph by now, not a line,
Speaker 2: but a paragraph.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the essay is underway.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question o' kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, we were to this morning? Then who played
Speaker 2: at your school? You hear all these stories, don't you.
Speaker 2: I bet every other call is going to be ac DC.
Speaker 3: I bet, yeah, my dad says the ACDC.
Speaker 2: Malcolm came to our school. So we want to know then,
Speaker 2: who played at your school? Who played at your school? Chat?
Speaker 2: Which band?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had an a strain band called the Androids
Speaker 3: who you might not remember the name, but you want
Speaker 3: to do it with honor?
Speaker 2: Nope, no, maybe they didn't make it to.
Speaker 6: The didn't make it to Europe.
Speaker 2: So they turned up at the school and they thought,
Speaker 2: this is the song we should do. I'd rather do
Speaker 2: it with Madonna to a bunch of school kids. What
Speaker 2: age were you?
Speaker 3: We were fifteen?
Speaker 2: Oh God, peak hormone, peak hormo, the apex hormone age.
Speaker 2: That is grubby. I don't even want to google the
Speaker 2: rest of the lyrics, and they're pretty I.
Speaker 3: Mean, you wouldn't get away with a song in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three. I actually think at the time we were like, oh,
Speaker 3: do with Madonna? You're like, do you know what that means?
Speaker 3: Like high eyebrows?
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 2: A little bit racy. Do you know what that means?
Speaker 3: High eyebrows?
Speaker 2: Were? Were you nunnery or something? Brown? Nudge nudge, don't
Speaker 2: mind yours much? Nudge nudge? Know what I mean? All right?
Speaker 2: When in the eighties, there was a big competition on
Speaker 2: a like a big Saturday morning kids TV show calls
Speaker 2: Saturday Superstar, and all the kids, millions of us watched
Speaker 2: it and they did a competition where you could win.
Speaker 2: At the time, there's a big eighties star called Howard Jones.
Speaker 2: He would come and do a gig at your school.
Speaker 2: My school. One he came and played live. It was
Speaker 2: so exciting. He was number one in the UK at
Speaker 2: the moment with this song and he came and played
Speaker 2: like a special assembly at lunchtime.
Speaker 3: Great prize actually for a still win because on Australian
Speaker 3: TV or you are was encyclopedias for your.
Speaker 2: School, Patsy, did you have anyone of any note come
Speaker 2: to your shed?
Speaker 4: Fines into the distance. Compared to those two ones, we
Speaker 4: must have had very little budget because we had Lazy
Speaker 4: Harry who was a local bush bush music singer and
Speaker 4: he had one of those what were those?
Speaker 2: Did he have any songs? Old Lazy? We just stood
Speaker 2: there with a collect pretty much. That's why he got
Speaker 2: the name Lazy Harry. What was it?
Speaker 4: A lagaphone? That was the stick with the bottom.
Speaker 3: With bottle tops thrilled into it.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it made us.
Speaker 6: That was what we had for graduation.
Speaker 2: That that was graduation any hunters and collectors? Is it
Speaker 2: some old local hobo? Yes? Which emptylophone?
Speaker 3: Whatever it was?
Speaker 2: Christian Janet here went to All Girls High school in
Speaker 2: the late nineties. We were a radio competition for human
Speaker 2: Nature to come and before lots of high pitched screaming
Speaker 2: to the performance. I don't sure anyone heard any of
Speaker 2: their any of their songs. Just's go to the lines now, Melissa,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 8: Here you going, Christian, I'm.
Speaker 2: Good, minis so welcome to the show. So who played
Speaker 2: at your school?
Speaker 8: So we had minute works player there school Century Gully High.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. How come you had to a minute work? So?
Speaker 5: Holm Hayes brother Derek hay was our pe teacher and
Speaker 5: he awesome, you're a survivor and got.
Speaker 2: Them out so good. It would be the pe teacher,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it. I bet he was still doing his shorts
Speaker 2: doing security for his brother's band, A big whistle around
Speaker 2: his neck. That is incredible. Oh that's that's going to
Speaker 2: take some beating. Melissa, thank you very much for calling
Speaker 2: and share and that really made us laugh with us.
Speaker 9: Have a good day, Have a good day.
Speaker 2: Karen, good morning, Good morning guys. Good morning Karen. And
Speaker 2: who played at your school? Mate?
Speaker 8: I worked at a school in Frankston in the late
Speaker 8: nineties and the Living End came and played at our school.
Speaker 2: How come him? I should get the living it. That's great.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was pretty awesome. And I worked with Chris
Speaker 8: Chaney's sister where I was a teacher, and we talked together,
Speaker 8: so she organized for them to come out and play
Speaker 8: at the school.
Speaker 2: It's so good calling in all these favors. Pe teacher brother.
Speaker 2: I love this, Karen. That's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much to call him.
Speaker 8: No, thank you.
Speaker 2: We go ahead. Christine. Good morning, Christine, good morning, Good
Speaker 2: morning everyone, Good morning everyone. And Christine, who played at
Speaker 2: your school?
Speaker 10: We had canny x men play at our school. I
Speaker 10: wasn't Our school was the boys' school we had. We
Speaker 10: went to a Catholic school. When the girls and boys
Speaker 10: schools combined to have a social night, we had uncanny
Speaker 10: x men.
Speaker 2: There and what was that like? Brian Mannix?
Speaker 10: The only thing I remember, because it was, you know,
Speaker 10: we were all good Catholic kids back then, was Brian
Speaker 10: Mannix blew up a big phallic inflatable and started brandishing
Speaker 10: it about on the stage. And we actually we actually
Speaker 10: had nuns running the school and.
Speaker 2: All the puncture. It was something you know, get then
Speaker 2: Roseary beat.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 10: They were actually running around grabbing all the girls, trying.
Speaker 2: To trying to grab the apprehend it that that's confiscated.
Speaker 3: At some point before they went on stage, Just like
Speaker 3: I know we do the giant penis every night, but
Speaker 3: should we do it in front of the kids Katholic
Speaker 3: boys and girls?
Speaker 5: Catholic kid?
Speaker 2: Yes? Ten hell marries around? What a scene?
Speaker 5: The only bit I remember of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it would be. We're all gonna remember that.
Speaker 2: That is incredible story.
Speaker 1: Christine the Christian O'Connell show podcast just.
Speaker 2: Dropped what I would say is a stone cold killer
Speaker 2: fact to do with bread and one of the world's
Speaker 2: greatest human beings, the.
Speaker 3: Great David Attenborough is older than the invention of sliced bread.
Speaker 2: Then we see that is a great killer fact.
Speaker 3: How so May to nineteen twenty six David Attenborough was born.
Speaker 3: Then in June nineteen twenty eight, Otto Ralveda invented the
Speaker 3: automatic bread slicing machine.
Speaker 2: Wowe, all right, we're looking for your killer facts. Have
Speaker 2: you got a great fact? Not an okay one, a
Speaker 2: killer fact? If so, we're looking for them for the
Speaker 2: good ish ones. All right, Jack, you let me know
Speaker 2: whether it's a killer or this is from Benjamin Killer
Speaker 2: fat humans have stripes. There are seven different types, and
Speaker 2: we can only see them under black light. Cats can
Speaker 2: see them all the time.
Speaker 3: If true, kill a fact hard to believe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the distance between your elbow and your writs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go to Nick here. Now, Nick, what's
Speaker 2: you kill a fact for us?
Speaker 5: Kill a fact?
Speaker 8: These every mile goes taller than their mum.
Speaker 2: Are we breeding giants? If this trend continues, why aren't
Speaker 2: we mega humanoids?
Speaker 3: I think over time humans are getting taller and taller.
Speaker 2: So we start off as little, tiny people.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, we were smaller. That's why doors
Speaker 3: used to be smaller.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, that is not a kidder fat.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not sure if that's.
Speaker 2: I've never been to like or seen a movie set
Speaker 2: years ago where there's tiny crawling through a tiny don't.
Speaker 3: Like if you, especially in England, if you go to
Speaker 3: an old castle.
Speaker 2: Roaming with tiny doors. They got the biggest doors. Castles
Speaker 2: have no but like carriages going through them.
Speaker 3: The entry ways are huge, But then your little doors
Speaker 3: in between each don't you have to duck under them?
Speaker 2: Nick? We love your kid of fact though you guys
Speaker 2: are the most bless you, Grace, How old are you?
Speaker 2: You've got to killer fact for us? Have you?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is it? Grace?
Speaker 3: Say it again?
Speaker 2: What does it do with a sloth?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Cloths don't like they make gas from their mouths.
Speaker 3: Wow, so they pretty much they fight out of their mouths.
Speaker 2: Yes, technically, yes, right, technically. And how do you know this?
Speaker 9: We did an information report and they said that we
Speaker 9: could do an animal, and I said that I wanted
Speaker 9: to do a swath.
Speaker 2: Why did you put the sloth? You just like them.
Speaker 9: I just love them. If you go into my room,
Speaker 9: all you'll see is swoth.
Speaker 2: All right, so you've got a sloth themed bedroom. Yes, Now,
Speaker 2: what's an information report? Is that like a sort of
Speaker 2: school report?
Speaker 9: Sometimes it is. It's where you share your learning and
Speaker 9: your knowledge to your parents and you just talk about
Speaker 9: how animals adapt from their habitat.
Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds really interesting. Can you remember anything else
Speaker 2: that was interesting about sloths that you can share with
Speaker 2: everyone listening right now?
Speaker 9: Grace, fos actually human speaks, but they're just really tired.
Speaker 9: But they can swim as fast as any animal in
Speaker 9: the water.
Speaker 3: This works too.
Speaker 2: That is a great one, Grace. I love both of them,
Speaker 2: really great. Just going to rees here has got to
Speaker 2: kill a fact as well, what have you got for us, mate? Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. Japan is the only country in
Speaker 5: the world where two of its largest cities on population
Speaker 5: are an anagram of each other.
Speaker 2: They got Tokyo, yep and Kyoto.
Speaker 3: That's it, love it.
Speaker 2: That is a great one. All a good question. You're
Speaker 2: getting a pub quiz rece. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, I've got to kill a fat for you and Jack.
Speaker 2: Australia is wider than the moon.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2: Jack's right about tiny doorways. People used to be much shorter.
Speaker 2: That's from Alison. I'm not sure about.
Speaker 3: That, you give.
Speaker 2: Made up, made up Christian. I'm not sure about that
Speaker 2: fact about every human male grows to be taller than
Speaker 2: their mum. I'm fine for four. My mum is five
Speaker 2: foot seven. I know I've measured. It's as rubbish. That's
Speaker 2: the hard shell used on Eminem's is made of shellac,
Speaker 2: which is made from bug feces. Wow, I don't believe
Speaker 2: that to be true. All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 2: We've got mel on the line. Hello, Hello, what can
Speaker 2: you tell us about Nick's earlier killer fat? That human
Speaker 2: males grow up to be taller than their mum's.
Speaker 10: Well, I've heard that.
Speaker 8: By rights it is supposed to be true, but my
Speaker 8: son's shorter than me.
Speaker 5: I'm five ft.
Speaker 8: Nine and my son's five fort six and there's nothing
Speaker 8: wrong with him. But his father was really short.
Speaker 2: The radio wrong spoken on your mom. I mean, I
Speaker 2: still love it.
Speaker 10: It's father one. Sure, he's only.
Speaker 2: Five two and how old is your poor son?
Speaker 10: Thirty four?
Speaker 5: He he's not poor.
Speaker 8: He's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Absolutely warming up to it now, aren't you am?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's lovely. But yeah, no, I'm five nine and
Speaker 5: his father was five ft two and he's kind of
Speaker 5: worked out.
Speaker 8: In the middle, you know what I mean.
Speaker 10: So yeah, but it's got this fact.
Speaker 5: It's supposed to be like that, but not necessarily so
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Christian, I always say, mate, you're the same hope
Speaker 8: when you're lying down.
Speaker 2: David's a fact too far, David, Welcome to Killer Fact Central.
Speaker 2: What if he not for us? David?
Speaker 5: There you go, guys.
Speaker 2: Back in the nineteen thirties Australian went to war with the
Speaker 2: EMUs and lost.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is an amazing story of Australian history, not
Speaker 11: just that wasn't it too EMU Wars where they went
Speaker 11: and learned less than the Australian Army knew a bit
Speaker 11: more about tactics.
Speaker 2: It was a closer fight, but the EMUs one, not
Speaker 2: once but twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, David, three or four years ago we went down
Speaker 3: a deep hole of the war because I remember we
Speaker 3: found out that they were making a movie. At the
Speaker 3: time we were speaking about it, it was John Cleees,
Speaker 3: Jim Jeffries, We're gonna star in the Great EMU War
Speaker 3: movie and Moby was going to do the sound thing.
Speaker 2: But David, you're right. It's an incredible story, isn't it.
Speaker 2: The EMU Wars.
Speaker 8: It's just amazing story. Back in the nineteen thirty so
Speaker 8: less than one hundred years ago, we couldn't make thems.
Speaker 2: No, not once but twice. That's incredible thing. Twice, David.
Speaker 2: That is a great kid of fat though, renee kid
Speaker 2: of fact.
Speaker 7: What have you got for us that the benefits of
Speaker 7: coffee beans was discovered by an Israeli go herder when
Speaker 7: he knows that his goats were chewing on the beans
Speaker 7: and getting kind of rowdy.
Speaker 8: So yeah, enjoy your coffee.
Speaker 3: Sounds like the goats were horny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well they were just energize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can buy something called horny goat weed.
Speaker 3: Yes, what happened twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: It was the thing before viagra. There was horny goat weed.
Speaker 2: What was it? Was it caffeinated goats. It is the
Speaker 2: same israedy goat And I didn't discover how you discovered
Speaker 2: horny goat weed? So is that true? The origin of
Speaker 2: coffee beans realizing that they can energize someone to think
Speaker 2: basically energized goats.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that's what Google says, So I'm going with it.
Speaker 2: Rennie kill a fact, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm up to seventy two hour. I'm up to say
Speaker 2: two hours is my seventeen year old daughter is a
Speaker 2: supervised hours You'll have this in a couple years time,
Speaker 2: Patsy when already wants to drive, and it'll be down
Speaker 2: to you and Chris to share the honors. Who do
Speaker 2: you think you do better? Who do you think you
Speaker 2: do at worse? Being the supervised drive?
Speaker 4: Definitely maybe, because Chris and Audrey are so alike they
Speaker 4: lock horns all the time, so I think it would
Speaker 4: be me.
Speaker 2: How do you think you're going to be in there
Speaker 2: because it is in the early days, it is nerve wracking.
Speaker 4: Oh bit, I'll have like fingermarks on the dashboard.
Speaker 2: So I'm at the stage now where Lowis is actually
Speaker 2: a very good driver, right, She's got seventy two hours
Speaker 2: and you have to have a percentage of that. It's
Speaker 2: night hours, which is a great It's a very different skill.
Speaker 2: One sort of feeling driving at nighttime, but actually the
Speaker 2: moment she's good. So she's complacent, soone trying to get
Speaker 2: it just to sort of just please pay attention. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Yesterday I get a text from her, and because she's
Speaker 2: in the year twelve, her sort of diary is very different.
Speaker 2: Now there's a lot of these mysterious freeze and I
Speaker 2: don't really have the timetable anymore. I just got text
Speaker 2: at the gym. Yes they going I've got a freeze
Speaker 2: all afternoon. Can you drive to score and then our
Speaker 2: drive back. I can build my hours up. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: shouldn't we using that light for studying for ATA and
Speaker 2: indeed the future, And she's like, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 2: going to study at home. So, being the strong dad
Speaker 2: I am, I got my car and I drove to
Speaker 2: pick her up and I said, look, do you know what,
Speaker 2: Actually this car needs filling up the fuel. This would
Speaker 2: be a great thing for you to drive to the server.
Speaker 2: And this is a proper skill. Okay, they don't teach
Speaker 2: us on the test and thing, but this is real
Speaker 2: life driving. It's a difficult thing to get in there
Speaker 2: to now that the cap and all that.
Speaker 3: So we hard to remember which number you are and
Speaker 3: then you get to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even the first time is you know, when
Speaker 2: you have as a cares, you think you know everything,
Speaker 2: and then you start doing something which mum or dad
Speaker 2: have always done and you don't even think about it
Speaker 2: being a thing you do it the first time. So
Speaker 2: we drive to then there was a server which is seven
Speaker 2: eleven right. It took about five minutes of up forward
Speaker 2: back a bit, no left hand down. I'm not shouting
Speaker 2: at you now, that's your right hand, left hand down
Speaker 2: to try and as it is sticking out right now,
Speaker 2: we're going to get hit the ass of this. We've
Speaker 2: got to go go forward, to go back, forward, to
Speaker 2: go back. That's too far forward now they can't get
Speaker 2: around you. Oh this is so stressful. I don't want
Speaker 2: to do it. We're going to run out of fuel.
Speaker 2: This is now what has to happen. Okay, six months
Speaker 2: from now, this is going to be filling up this
Speaker 2: car without me, So we need to work this out.
Speaker 2: So anyway, we part the car right and by now
Speaker 2: people are looking. They could clearly see the l and
Speaker 2: then there's a dad still trying to be calm, but
Speaker 2: really in the middle of the day, I haven't eaten
Speaker 2: for a couple of hours. I am the blood sugar
Speaker 2: is low, that red rages. It's okay, it's all learning.
Speaker 2: And think why did I agree to says why am
Speaker 2: I such a pussy dad? Anywhere I go around and
Speaker 2: she goes, you can take the other nose out and
Speaker 2: do that. Went, this is not how you learn.
Speaker 3: This is you got to do it all.
Speaker 2: She goes to me, Oh my god, it's all horrible
Speaker 2: and smelly, and wait, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: have to take it out now. And then you open
Speaker 2: up the fuel cap and you always got to read
Speaker 2: on the inside. Always double check with this a leaded
Speaker 2: or petro You might be tied one day. It might
Speaker 2: be somebody else's car or high car. Always just double check, okay,
Speaker 2: because this happens every single day someone flup the wrong fuel. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we fill the car up. She's going, I'm really hungry.
Speaker 2: And I said, well, look just over there and where
Speaker 2: there's seven eleven is there's a whole parade of shops.
Speaker 2: There's like a little Dan Murphy's there, and there's a subway.
Speaker 2: I said, after we filled up, we'll go over there
Speaker 2: and you can get someone to eat. Anyway, we go
Speaker 2: and pay, okay, right, and I said, you take my card.
Speaker 2: You're not going to pay. That's the pump number. Help
Speaker 2: the guy out. Get it all ready, there's a cue
Speaker 2: behind you. She does all that and then she wanders
Speaker 2: off and I going back to the car. She just
Speaker 2: takes a sharp right to subway and I'm like, where
Speaker 2: the hell are you going? She goes, oh, we'll just
Speaker 2: leave it there.
Speaker 3: When you got.
Speaker 2: It only taste color minutes to fill up a role.
Speaker 9: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't just leave it there. What do you get
Speaker 2: a sway?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So my wife first had to go on the panoton. Right.
Speaker 2: I've had it for a couple of months and I
Speaker 2: was saying you should try it, but I think with
Speaker 2: cyclings of that some exercises like cults, aren't they people
Speaker 2: like I don't know. I see the clogs and not
Speaker 2: sure if I can. We can bothered with the fat.
Speaker 2: So anyway, using those sort of cleats, there's called those
Speaker 2: clipping clipout shoes. They're actually the first couple of times
Speaker 2: you use them, they're actually really hard to use.
Speaker 3: It's so awkward that when you see.
Speaker 2: People falling over on bikes when they're using them for
Speaker 2: the first time. I'm out the old middle aged men
Speaker 2: in there like and that. I remember once being a
Speaker 2: traffic lights there was some fat old knack at the
Speaker 2: back of his pack. They just taken off right. They
Speaker 2: were like about akhad, this poor guy who was up
Speaker 2: and the puffing the immediately looked like a shine new bike.
Speaker 2: And I remember looking at him. He sort of nodded
Speaker 2: at me and he just fell fell over on to
Speaker 2: the grass version. I got up the car and he
Speaker 2: was stuck on with his clea. I hate this hobby.
Speaker 3: I never took that bike out again.
Speaker 2: Mate. There was a peloton when they called the taken
Speaker 2: off without so anyway, my wife got stuck on the
Speaker 2: Peloton bike. She couldn't get off it. She called me
Speaker 2: and once I had to get off the peloton bike.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories about what have you got
Speaker 2: stuck on or in? Give us a call, Brier.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know, Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're talking today about stories about being
Speaker 2: stuck Garth.
Speaker 5: Hey, Christian, are you getting a young We're good, Garth.
Speaker 2: That's cool on the show. So your story about being stuck.
Speaker 5: Was actually my old man. He's had a bad back
Speaker 5: for a lot of a lot of his years now,
Speaker 5: and he decided to buy himself an inverting machine. I
Speaker 5: don't know where he've got it off eBay or something,
Speaker 5: I guess, And it's like it's like a board.
Speaker 2: You you lie back on it and then you pull
Speaker 2: a lever and it flips you upside down.
Speaker 5: No, he hasn't got to leave this thing. You just
Speaker 5: sort of back yourself up to strap your angles in
Speaker 5: and if you set it up right and get your
Speaker 5: weights sort of all balanced right, you just lift your
Speaker 5: arms up in the air and it flips you upside
Speaker 5: down and.
Speaker 2: Then sounds absolutely terrifying. I think sexy Lands one of those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe that's where he got it from. I'm not sure,
Speaker 5: but he was single at the time, so I don't
Speaker 5: know what he was doing with it. But yeah, so
Speaker 5: he's got it out in his garage. You lived by
Speaker 5: himself at the time, like I said, and sort of
Speaker 5: gimped his pockets. So he did nothing. He fell out
Speaker 5: of his pockets, strapped his ankles in and lifted his
Speaker 5: arms up.
Speaker 2: Okay, possibly go wrong with this. We're all here in this.
Speaker 2: We know.
Speaker 5: I think you've always could guess what happened next. He
Speaker 5: sort of flipped upside down pretty aggressively and sort of
Speaker 5: stuck in his garage, hanging from his angles. He's phone
Speaker 5: phone was in sight but out of reach. You're sort
Speaker 5: of sitting there thinking his two sons sort of don't
Speaker 5: visit him that often, so he could.
Speaker 2: Be there, Wait till next Tuesday, Sunday.
Speaker 3: Surely by Father's Day that will visit himself Christmas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Eventually he sort of have to hang in there
Speaker 5: for a good half an hour or so.
Speaker 2: He sort of rush into his head as well, starting.
Speaker 5: To feeling a bit of faint. Sort of survival mode
Speaker 5: kicked in and he started flailing his arms around and
Speaker 5: sort of doing upside down sit up, trying to flip
Speaker 5: himself back up the right way.
Speaker 2: And extreme crumb.
Speaker 5: I wish he had cameras in his house back then.
Speaker 5: It would have been a good video to share on YouTube. Actually,
Speaker 5: but yeah, eventually sort of managed to you get himself
Speaker 5: right up the right way and grab under the A
Speaker 5: frame and slip himself up, and then gave me a
Speaker 5: call and told me that he could have died and
Speaker 5: no one would have found him.
Speaker 2: Should have been signed up by lad I think he's
Speaker 2: part of the application process. They strap you into one
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 5: I try. I try and get him to try and
Speaker 5: get him to call me more regularly in the ouse.
Speaker 5: I know he's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did it help his back?
Speaker 5: He reconsents one of the best things ever for he.
Speaker 3: I can't recommend it highly enough.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure he's got a partner living with him
Speaker 5: the ause. I hope hopefully she sort of keeps an
Speaker 5: eye on him when he's there.
Speaker 2: When he's there, the only reason he's got that lady.
Speaker 3: There a spot up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, my seventeen year old daughter. And if you guys
Speaker 2: get any of this, Marley Spoon.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're all right. What's the other one we've had
Speaker 3: before fresh helloh yeah, sort of thing. They send you
Speaker 3: each ingredient right down to like a little packet of
Speaker 3: pepper exactly right.
Speaker 2: So it's this easy during the week, so you pick
Speaker 2: what meals you want. A box turns up once a
Speaker 2: week and it's like an air drop. The guy, actually
Speaker 2: the odds post guy. Often I'm not that much. It
Speaker 2: just chucks it over the fence. It's sort of las right,
Speaker 2: and it's got like ic in there and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And then there's literally each meal is in contained in
Speaker 2: a bag. The meat is all freshly parrots and sealed,
Speaker 2: and they's got these ingreens and step by step recipes
Speaker 2: stuff like that. My daughter said yesterday because I had a
Speaker 2: very long day, she said, I'll make dinner tonight. I said,
Speaker 2: my god, thank you so much. Anyway, I notice, as
Speaker 2: we're going to serve up this some sort of katsu
Speaker 2: chicken curry that she's made from scratch. It's slight an hour.
Speaker 2: She's going the chicken, the chicken, and she's cut it
Speaker 2: in half. And she's seventeen now, and I don't want
Speaker 2: to be in micromanaging, but I'm looking at a shoulder
Speaker 2: and she's the chicken chicken ain't looking right, you know,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking you could be real careful with chicken. Chicken, chicken.
Speaker 2: When Enjine and I goes that chicken all right, and
Speaker 2: she sort of snapped, he do you know what I'm doing?
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, okay. She says, some of
Speaker 2: this chicken, though, Daddi's that it looks pink in the middle.
Speaker 2: I went, pink, pink in the middle. But I said,
Speaker 2: I have you been cooking it for She said, I've
Speaker 2: done it for twenty minutes. I said it shouldn't be
Speaker 2: pink in the middle of his twenty minutes. Have you
Speaker 2: got the temperature on the oven? Right? She was like,
Speaker 2: I know what the oven is. So anyway, this is
Speaker 2: going on, and it actually starts it's looking watery chicken.
Speaker 3: Are you eating at the okay?
Speaker 2: No, she starts at the pink bits. I just go
Speaker 2: leave them on my plate. She's going to now I've done
Speaker 2: that anyway.
Speaker 3: Because you want to be a supportive dead but yeah,
Speaker 3: at the same time, you don't want salmonella.
Speaker 2: No, they need me alive from a couple of years.
Speaker 2: She wants to go to university next year. You leave
Speaker 2: me for at least another three or four years. So
Speaker 2: I say, if you got the meat to mamaitaze. She
Speaker 2: said I got the meat to Why let me sound quick.
Speaker 2: Look at that. It was on fahrenheit ah ah. So
Speaker 2: it was saying, because chicken needs to be seventy five
Speaker 2: actual temperature, I want to put back forty seven. I
Speaker 2: was about to eat forty seven degree chicken. That's a
Speaker 2: long while off seventy five. I would have been in a.
Speaker 1: World Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, So wedding movies. Life of Pie was a
Speaker 2: good movie. Can you see where I'm going with this one?
Speaker 2: What about Wife of Pie just got married to that tiger?
Speaker 3: I didn't see it coming.
Speaker 2: Wow, you've got Veil Gold, wife of Brian. That is
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Speaker 2: Gold and Tango and cash bar is a cash bar,
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Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 2: Wife of Pie married that tiger. All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 2: what have you got wedding movies?
Speaker 3: Not the goonies, the groomies.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's that's good. Sounds wrong as well, but gold.
Speaker 3: Anyway, did you like the movie Bad News Bears? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Billy Mob yeah, Yeah, I prefer bad news. Ring bearers.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a bad weddings sort of speech. Yeah, is
Speaker 2: this thing on?
Speaker 3: When Harry let me? This one's good, This one's good.
Speaker 3: When Mary met Sally Brint.
Speaker 2: No, my god too, stinkers, they're.
Speaker 3: Not I robot, I do robot alright, wedding sounds funny.
Speaker 2: Weddings faults? Yeah, all right. So what have you got
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Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: Harry Potter and the Order of Ceremonies silk A plus
Speaker 2: the Shawshank Reception Gold. What I'm Pam, Honey, I shrunk
Speaker 2: the guest list.
Speaker 3: That is the hardest thing about.
Speaker 4: I'm a seating plan. Who to put aunt flow with?
Speaker 2: Yeah, old, don't flow, don't even get me, don't even
Speaker 2: don't even go. You have Uncle Professor, the whole family there,
Speaker 2: I'm getting married bronze, old cheeky one at the end.
Speaker 2: All right, then, best showed some very good ones there.
Speaker 3: Congrats to Renee for Coach Garter.
Speaker 2: Well done well.
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