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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast That Fight sized. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about morgs. A bit of more talk, A bit of

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Speaker 1: more talk on a bloody Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Well did we.

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Speaker 3: Talk going on in a morgue?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But this is interesting because it's not like a golf course.

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Speaker 2: I think it is. I think it would be a morgue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people that work there every day, you'd get desensitized

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Speaker 3: to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you talk, That's what I'm saying. It's like

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Speaker 2: a golf course. You know, you go and play golf

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Speaker 2: with someone, you talk to them.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I was using golf course as an analogy

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Speaker 1: to describe no talk when they say quiet.

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Speaker 2: Please, you haven't played golf in a very long time, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, professional golf. Yeah, well before Tiger hits off, they

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Speaker 1: go quiet.

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Speaker 2: Sign So I think we agree that they're talking morgs.

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Speaker 1: Now, we're talking about morgs because there was a story

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Speaker 1: this is a mortician.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: A mortician is someone who effectively doles up a dead

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Speaker 1: body before a funeral, and she's talked about the things

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Speaker 1: that the dead people like to get buried with, which

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Speaker 1: I thought was pretty wild. So surfboard was one example,

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Speaker 1: golf clubs, golf balls, that bodies like.

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Speaker 2: To be buried with balls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and one person wanted to be dolled up like

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Speaker 1: a clown.

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Speaker 2: Wow, the full garb, the full garb.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it reminded me, well.

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Speaker 2: Like a happy thing, get people to smile.

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Speaker 1: Clowns happy, like if I opened the coffin, if it

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Speaker 1: was an open coffin when someone was a clay Like,

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Speaker 1: there's a Boddy funeral of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit freaky, terrifying, but clowns, you know,

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Speaker 3: I feel like once upon a time were happy things.

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Speaker 2: They've recently become freaky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it becomes scarier, right, historical clowns spreading joy. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it reminded me will of a story that Mary, who

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Speaker 1: works here at the station, told me about a Morgue

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Speaker 1: and Mary, before you crack into your story, because I

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Speaker 1: know want the scary of run off, because I don't

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Speaker 1: think this story will be beatable, But thirteen one oh

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Speaker 1: sixty five is our number to continue. Morg talk, what's

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Speaker 1: the nice?

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Speaker 2: What's the worldest player? No? Yeah, I plan not playing

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Speaker 2: it for your dad's George body listen to him and

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Speaker 2: not me.

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Speaker 1: I didn't throw to it. I can't tend your mic

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Speaker 1: story about George.

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Speaker 2: So one day you'll get that question. You'll find that

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Speaker 2: mic button. The question. I may have removed the fader

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Speaker 2: from the desk. The question I'm.

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Speaker 1: Asking is, what's the wildest thing that's happened in a morgue?

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Speaker 1: If you've got a story there? Thirteen one oh six five,

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Speaker 1: talk woods, don't you dare?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: Mary?

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Speaker 6: The more talk?

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Speaker 1: Mary, you have a bigger you have a wild stork.

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Speaker 1: But now Mary, I hate to do it too. You've

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Speaker 1: got to go to a song. Can your whole story? Mary?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Mary? A story? Mary? I don't want you

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Speaker 2: to rush it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want Mary to rush it.

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Speaker 3: Story Mary, How I'm in charge here, Mary?

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Speaker 2: How hell long?

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Speaker 5: It's quality, It's quality, Okay.

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Speaker 2: All right? Stick around for Mary's story.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and if you've got a wild Morgue story, thirteen

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Speaker 1: one oh sixty five, give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Put a morgue talk right up next.

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Speaker 1: Talking Morg's bog talk.

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Speaker 2: Mary from sales is waiting in the wings.

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Speaker 1: She's got a wild story about a morgue. Now I

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Speaker 1: have heard that one, but I want everyone.

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Speaker 2: Else to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're kicking off with Mary. Excuse where the producers

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Speaker 1: have changed the order on me. Mary, Yes, tell everyone,

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Speaker 1: Tell Australia.

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Speaker 5: You are This is my eyes breaker party moment when

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Speaker 5: I want to better everyone else. So when my mum

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Speaker 5: was three years old in Malton, the kids used to

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Speaker 5: take turns one of twelve going to the milk buttered

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Speaker 5: by lollies and she's crossing the road and she's looking

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Speaker 5: at her lollies instead of looking at both ways and

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Speaker 5: a car hitter hitting one and she flew up, hit

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Speaker 5: the verandah of her house fell. Ambulance came. She had

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Speaker 5: a broken jaw and she was unconscious, but they actually

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Speaker 5: declared that she was dead. So she went to the

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Speaker 5: morgue in Malta. They obviously don't check pulses and stuff

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Speaker 5: in Malta, but yeah, she was at the morgue overnight

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Speaker 5: and my grandparents and my auntie she was eight at

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Speaker 5: the time, they went and my auntie saw my grandparents

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Speaker 5: pull out the drawer and they cried and yes that's her,

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Speaker 5: identified the body and they went to sign the paperwork

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Speaker 5: for her to be buried. And my auntie went over

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Speaker 5: at eight years old and pulled out the drawer and

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Speaker 5: saw the sheet moving. She pulled it back and she

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Speaker 5: was gasping to air, and her heart was, you know, yelling, yelling.

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Speaker 5: She's a lot, She's a lot O, my god to

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Speaker 5: be so my auntie always does to be days.

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Speaker 2: Why wasn't you know you want to do a lot wow?

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Speaker 1: Because her jaw was broken, obviously she couldn't talk.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she just unconsciously because her jaws broken, she couldn't talk. No,

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Speaker 2: she was out gold.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Shantell here, shan tell, we're doing morg talk.

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Speaker 1: This was something that your grandma requested.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so, my dad, my aunties and uncles, when they

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Speaker 6: would lose their baby teeth, my grandma would take them

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Speaker 6: and put them into her jewelry box. And she always

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Speaker 6: told everyone that when she died, she wanted to be

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Speaker 6: buried with those baby teeth. And yep, she got buried

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Speaker 6: with them in a like little jewelry bag that you

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Speaker 6: get from the jewelry store when you purchase something.

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Speaker 1: So how many how many teeth were talking in that

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Speaker 1: little jewelry bag?

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Speaker 6: Well, five kids times by all their baby trees. So

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Speaker 6: I don't that is.

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Speaker 2: That's did she did? She worship some sort of like

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Speaker 2: tooth obsessed devil.

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Speaker 6: Sweetest old lady but yeah, she just looked after them

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Speaker 6: like they're her prize possessions. And yeah, she got buried

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Speaker 6: with them.

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Speaker 1: She knew to be some currency up there, Yeah, something

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Speaker 1: that we didn't.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she heard a dentist there you go, had already gone.

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Speaker 1: Figuring this out, so they've had more time. We would

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Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it. But we don't have time. Chantell.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Corey here. Corey, you know chantel.

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Speaker 1: Sweetest old lady, the grandma close teeth absolutely not, absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: Go on here and glorious sweet and she's buried with

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Speaker 3: fifty baby teeth that is inches from serial killer.

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Speaker 2: Ser right.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's go to Cory's sweetest lady.

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Speaker 2: Cory. Mate, here, we gave you work.

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Speaker 1: Corey. You've got a story about a more bit of

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Speaker 1: morg talk. Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Cory.

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Speaker 2: I'm so hard to turn it off.

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Speaker 1: George, are you joking that the owner of the bit

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Speaker 1: couldn't have been worse time?

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Speaker 3: That's right, that's fine, kid, just reminded of the audience

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Speaker 3: we're doing morg Talk.

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Speaker 2: Cory, Cory carrying on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you used to work as a wardsman at one

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Speaker 4: of the major hospitals and things, and one day we

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Speaker 4: got called to Award to collect the patient passed away.

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Speaker 4: Unbeknown to me, one of my colleagues had gone down

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Speaker 4: to the morgue and went into the morgan hopped into

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Speaker 4: a body bag, And as I brought the patient that

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Speaker 4: passed away down and put him into the morgue, the

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Speaker 4: bag started moving and I just took off out of

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Speaker 4: the morgue straight away. So yeah, it was quite funny.

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Speaker 4: The colleague kind of set up, set up came out.

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Speaker 4: He was like, you know, I'm only taking bus. I

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Speaker 4: was having a heart attacking.

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Speaker 1: You know, that story would be wild if the person

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Speaker 1: he surprised died. Ah full circle right, Sometimes my add

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Speaker 1: ons are good, sometimes they're off. Play the opener again.

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Speaker 4: Also here one of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to