Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian o'connel show podcast.
Speaker 2: And then you texted six words right from your phone
Speaker 2: hard to tell us just how your weekend was.
Speaker 3: Were you what the barber chilling at home?
Speaker 1: Text us now?
Speaker 4: But only you six words in your message, Patsy, what's
Speaker 4: your six word? Weekends?
Speaker 2: They have gone and wrecked Brute. You know, Brute is
Speaker 2: my favorite scent on the love God. He's been wearing
Speaker 2: it since we met, like three decades.
Speaker 4: A smell when I smell that reminds me of my dad.
Speaker 4: He used to use, used to use Brute. It's an
Speaker 4: old school manly smells and that sound.
Speaker 2: Not the aftershave like he wears a deodorant like.
Speaker 3: An aeropol roll on.
Speaker 2: No, oh no no, I.
Speaker 4: Like the role I I don't trust the role on.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's going to do that. That thing's going
Speaker 4: to do anything.
Speaker 2: And it's sticky and the wetness under your arm, you.
Speaker 3: Do you have to hold your arm pits up for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Let him try out on the side the action with
Speaker 4: the spray because you do that swish, got your body, yes,
Speaker 4: and then maybe go back to someone well, yeah, we
Speaker 4: crossed the bussle just go with that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the Love God's been wearing for years and years
Speaker 2: and years, and as you know, it kind of sets
Speaker 2: me off a bit.
Speaker 4: We didn't it, And about that back in the bedroom, we.
Speaker 2: Back to, you know, our early twenties.
Speaker 4: Anyway, what do you wear it every day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you get activated every day?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, of a life out there in that culder sack.
Speaker 2: You don't know what goes on. Jack anyway, got in
Speaker 2: the car at the weekend after sharing that morning, and
Speaker 2: he has a different scent.
Speaker 4: That's this fifty shades of fruit.
Speaker 2: Said to him, you smell different. What are you wearing?
Speaker 2: And he goes, just the brute And I said, no, just.
Speaker 4: The brute, nothing else.
Speaker 3: He was naked, just some sock suspenders.
Speaker 2: You know that's brutal.
Speaker 4: In the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, no, you smell different. That's not brute,
Speaker 2: and he goes, yes, it is. I just bought it yesterday.
Speaker 2: I said, the anti perspirate, the brute antiperspirate you've been
Speaker 2: wearing for decades and he goes, yes, I'll show you
Speaker 2: the bottle if you want. And I said, no, they've
Speaker 2: changed the recipe. I reckon, they've changed the recipe.
Speaker 4: You deactivating.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: Your marriage is hanging in the balance because Brute changed
Speaker 3: the flavor.
Speaker 4: You've got to speak to the flavor. I do make
Speaker 4: you go back guys PEPSI you.
Speaker 2: Know what, it smells like they're snuck in a bit
Speaker 2: of what to me to my keen foxy nose smells
Speaker 2: like a bit of lynx action.
Speaker 4: I reckon, Hey what Africa? Back off? They're in the
Speaker 4: same factory, the work experience. Just what Africa.
Speaker 2: I reckon they have done something because it is not
Speaker 2: like the old true of the nineties.
Speaker 4: I'm this is a shoe three relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeap, I have uncovered. It's an expose. I reckon they've
Speaker 2: changed the recipe because it does not they do that
Speaker 2: doesn't get my leg going like it usually does. Too
Speaker 2: much information.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then a Friday at the moment, anyway, okay,
Speaker 5: does this play a song? Jack and I will come
Speaker 5: out with the last six word Weekends.
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Speaker 4: Seriously, if anyone else does think that they have done
Speaker 4: something to the smiler bruite or if you've got some
Speaker 4: that maybe it's like a half full can of the
Speaker 4: anti desert perst. But we might need to start gathering stocks.
Speaker 3: You you need to gather up all the ones that
Speaker 3: is still the original sin.
Speaker 4: Unless this is one hundred percent your man musk hand
Speaker 4: in all supplies. We need to come here, not the
Speaker 4: last of us. Okay, we need to get through this together.
Speaker 4: The newman's love life needs that man musk an unlimited
Speaker 4: supply if they've ordered it, especially now that Patsy's is
Speaker 4: in her head. It doesn't matter if they have or haven't.
Speaker 4: Once it's in a lady's mind that something's changed. Everything
Speaker 4: has to change. That's it. That's the new reality. That's
Speaker 4: the new world we're living in, all right. So tell
Speaker 4: us about the story of your weekend. Six words text
Speaker 4: him into me on four seven five three one oh
Speaker 4: four three, Roger, welcome back to work, first day back
Speaker 4: after six weeks. Wow, breakfast, shower something. This is a
Speaker 4: very boring. I need a life. Can I give you
Speaker 4: a tip? Right? Join a new evening class. I did
Speaker 4: pottery last year, never done before new one. I'm starting
Speaker 4: three Monday's time. African drumming. Oh wow, we lieve that
Speaker 4: there for now. We'll come back to it later on
Speaker 4: this week. Seven month old woke every night this weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. That's tough, hard, rubbish everything out, including husband. Wow, Sarah,
Speaker 4: that's a big weekend.
Speaker 3: I thought it had to fit in the media cube.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, maybe she has fitted me to cramp, calf stretch,
Speaker 4: pop torn muscle. That's quite a story then, and Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: what's your six wood weekend?
Speaker 3: I can't contain the Houdini dog Luna. It's ever since
Speaker 3: we moved house. If she's home alone, she can get
Speaker 3: out of the backyard. She doesn't run away, she just
Speaker 3: waits for us on the front porch for when we
Speaker 3: get home. So on Saturday morning, got the shovel out
Speaker 3: and chicken wire and dug down where she's been crawling
Speaker 3: under the fence. Dug a trench. There's a hot day.
Speaker 4: Hot day, yeah, very hot.
Speaker 3: Muggy put the chicken wire into the trench, then put
Speaker 3: some bricks down on it so that it couldn't be
Speaker 3: pulled up, and then put all the dirt back. It's
Speaker 3: like she can't get out of that. I'm sweating, you know,
Speaker 3: backbreaking work. Then come home after dinner Saturday night, she's
Speaker 3: on the porch again. So she's either got a second
Speaker 3: location where she can get out or my new theory
Speaker 3: is she jumps way higher than I think I think
Speaker 3: that she can jump. I don't reckon. She's shown me
Speaker 3: her full abilities and she's jumping over the fence.
Speaker 2: How high is this chicken wire?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Nipple height to me?
Speaker 4: How are you going to describe that to people listed
Speaker 4: right now? Nipple is probably the least if waiter to it.
Speaker 3: Nipple height, I would say one point three meters one
Speaker 3: point three one?
Speaker 4: Can we just put as the new billboard slogan nipple height?
Speaker 4: Just nipple height? That phrase at seven thirty to all
Speaker 4: of them?
Speaker 3: So today will be the test. So she's out in
Speaker 3: the back today.
Speaker 4: But now what have you put the camera up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You need doggie cam?
Speaker 4: Do you got that dog camp? Then you'll know she's
Speaker 4: leaping over it.
Speaker 3: You know what I did with that cam? I tried
Speaker 3: to now use it as.
Speaker 4: As away you're not be doing sock shows online of you?
Speaker 4: I said, you can always come to me.
Speaker 3: There's a proper I've tried to use it as a
Speaker 3: baby cam now above Gordon's cock because we don't have
Speaker 3: a what do they.
Speaker 4: Call what do they call it? What?
Speaker 3: I didn't realize though, is every time that the camera,
Speaker 3: because it's a security camera, every time it senses movement,
Speaker 3: it puts his blue light out, and I didn't realize
Speaker 3: that was doing that in the cut as well, a
Speaker 3: spotlight on him. It's fine. Every time he's asleep, he
Speaker 3: doesn't notice it, but no other Like a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago, I looked at it and he was awake,
Speaker 3: and the blue light shone in his eyes and in infrared,
Speaker 3: he turned his head like.
Speaker 4: The camera.
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