WEBVTT - MINI: 6 Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian o'connel show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you texted six words right from your phone

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<v Speaker 2>hard to tell us just how your weekend was.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you what the barber chilling at home?

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<v Speaker 1>Text us now?

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<v Speaker 4>But only you six words in your message, Patsy, what's

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<v Speaker 4>your six word? Weekends?

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<v Speaker 2>They have gone and wrecked Brute. You know, Brute is

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite scent on the love God. He's been wearing

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<v Speaker 2>it since we met, like three decades.

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<v Speaker 4>A smell when I smell that reminds me of my dad.

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<v Speaker 4>He used to use, used to use Brute. It's an

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<v Speaker 4>old school manly smells and that sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the aftershave like he wears a deodorant like.

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<v Speaker 3>An aeropol roll on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh no no, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the role I I don't trust the role on.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's going to do that. That thing's going

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<v Speaker 4>to do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's sticky and the wetness under your arm, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have to hold your arm pits up for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Let him try out on the side the action with

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<v Speaker 4>the spray because you do that swish, got your body, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and then maybe go back to someone well, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 4>crossed the bussle just go with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, the Love God's been wearing for years and years

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<v Speaker 2>and years, and as you know, it kind of sets

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<v Speaker 2>me off a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't it, And about that back in the bedroom, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to, you know, our early twenties.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, what do you wear it every day? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you get activated every day?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, of a life out there in that culder sack.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what goes on. Jack anyway, got in

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<v Speaker 2>the car at the weekend after sharing that morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>he has a different scent.

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<v Speaker 4>That's this fifty shades of fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>Said to him, you smell different. What are you wearing?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, just the brute And I said, no, just.

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<v Speaker 4>The brute, nothing else.

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<v Speaker 3>He was naked, just some sock suspenders.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's brutal.

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<v Speaker 4>In the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I said, no, you smell different. That's not brute,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes, yes, it is. I just bought it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, the anti perspirate, the brute antiperspirate you've been

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<v Speaker 2>wearing for decades and he goes, yes, I'll show you

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<v Speaker 2>the bottle if you want. And I said, no, they've

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<v Speaker 2>changed the recipe. I reckon, they've changed the recipe.

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<v Speaker 4>You deactivating.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Your marriage is hanging in the balance because Brute changed

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<v Speaker 3>the flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to speak to the flavor. I do make

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<v Speaker 4>you go back guys PEPSI you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what, it smells like they're snuck in a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of what to me to my keen foxy nose smells

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<v Speaker 2>like a bit of lynx action.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, Hey what Africa? Back off? They're in the

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<v Speaker 4>same factory, the work experience. Just what Africa.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon they have done something because it is not

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<v Speaker 2>like the old true of the nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm this is a shoe three relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeap, I have uncovered. It's an expose. I reckon they've

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<v Speaker 2>changed the recipe because it does not they do that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get my leg going like it usually does. Too

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<v Speaker 2>much information.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but then a Friday at the moment, anyway, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>does this play a song? Jack and I will come

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<v Speaker 5>out with the last six word Weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Seriously, if anyone else does think that they have done

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<v Speaker 4>something to the smiler bruite or if you've got some

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<v Speaker 4>that maybe it's like a half full can of the

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<v Speaker 4>anti desert perst. But we might need to start gathering stocks.

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<v Speaker 3>You you need to gather up all the ones that

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<v Speaker 3>is still the original sin.

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<v Speaker 4>Unless this is one hundred percent your man musk hand

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<v Speaker 4>in all supplies. We need to come here, not the

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<v Speaker 4>last of us. Okay, we need to get through this together.

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<v Speaker 4>The newman's love life needs that man musk an unlimited

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<v Speaker 4>supply if they've ordered it, especially now that Patsy's is

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<v Speaker 4>in her head. It doesn't matter if they have or haven't.

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<v Speaker 4>Once it's in a lady's mind that something's changed. Everything

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<v Speaker 4>has to change. That's it. That's the new reality. That's

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<v Speaker 4>the new world we're living in, all right. So tell

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<v Speaker 4>us about the story of your weekend. Six words text

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<v Speaker 4>him into me on four seven five three one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four three, Roger, welcome back to work, first day back

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<v Speaker 4>after six weeks. Wow, breakfast, shower something. This is a

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<v Speaker 4>very boring. I need a life. Can I give you

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<v Speaker 4>a tip? Right? Join a new evening class. I did

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<v Speaker 4>pottery last year, never done before new one. I'm starting

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<v Speaker 4>three Monday's time. African drumming. Oh wow, we lieve that

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<v Speaker 4>there for now. We'll come back to it later on

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<v Speaker 4>this week. Seven month old woke every night this weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry. That's tough, hard, rubbish everything out, including husband. Wow, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a big weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it had to fit in the media cube.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, well, maybe she has fitted me to cramp, calf stretch,

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<v Speaker 4>pop torn muscle. That's quite a story then, and Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your six wood weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't contain the Houdini dog Luna. It's ever since

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<v Speaker 3>we moved house. If she's home alone, she can get

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<v Speaker 3>out of the backyard. She doesn't run away, she just

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<v Speaker 3>waits for us on the front porch for when we

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<v Speaker 3>get home. So on Saturday morning, got the shovel out

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<v Speaker 3>and chicken wire and dug down where she's been crawling

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<v Speaker 3>under the fence. Dug a trench. There's a hot day.

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<v Speaker 4>Hot day, yeah, very hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Muggy put the chicken wire into the trench, then put

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<v Speaker 3>some bricks down on it so that it couldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>pulled up, and then put all the dirt back. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like she can't get out of that. I'm sweating, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>backbreaking work. Then come home after dinner Saturday night, she's

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<v Speaker 3>on the porch again. So she's either got a second

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<v Speaker 3>location where she can get out or my new theory

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<v Speaker 3>is she jumps way higher than I think I think

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<v Speaker 3>that she can jump. I don't reckon. She's shown me

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<v Speaker 3>her full abilities and she's jumping over the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>How high is this chicken wire?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Nipple height to me?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you going to describe that to people listed

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<v Speaker 4>right now? Nipple is probably the least if waiter to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nipple height, I would say one point three meters one

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<v Speaker 3>point three one?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we just put as the new billboard slogan nipple height?

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<v Speaker 4>Just nipple height? That phrase at seven thirty to all

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<v Speaker 4>of them?

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<v Speaker 3>So today will be the test. So she's out in

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<v Speaker 3>the back today.

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<v Speaker 4>But now what have you put the camera up? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You need doggie cam?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you got that dog camp? Then you'll know she's

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<v Speaker 4>leaping over it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I did with that cam? I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to now use it as.

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<v Speaker 4>As away you're not be doing sock shows online of you?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you can always come to me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a proper I've tried to use it as a

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<v Speaker 3>baby cam now above Gordon's cock because we don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a what do they.

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<v Speaker 4>Call what do they call it? What?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize though, is every time that the camera,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's a security camera, every time it senses movement,

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<v Speaker 3>it puts his blue light out, and I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 3>that was doing that in the cut as well, a

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<v Speaker 3>spotlight on him. It's fine. Every time he's asleep, he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't notice it, but no other Like a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago, I looked at it and he was awake,

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<v Speaker 3>and the blue light shone in his eyes and in infrared,

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<v Speaker 3>he turned his head like.

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<v Speaker 4>The camera.

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