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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. Well, I had a shameful moment.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday's happened.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. Well, Harley's not home, and

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Speaker 1: I thought, I went to the gym, and I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to buy a cooked chook.

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Speaker 1: I thought i'd get a whole one or half one.

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Speaker 1: I thought I'll get a whole one. And I thought,

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Speaker 1: when I get home, I'll cut it all up and

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Speaker 1: I'll put in a container and I can have a

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Speaker 1: girl's dinner where I just have a bit of that

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Speaker 1: with some salad for dinner and a bit for lunch

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Speaker 1: the next day, maybe for dinner as well the next night. Instead,

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Speaker 1: I got home, I thought i'd just look inside the bag.

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Speaker 1: Next minute, I was over the sink and I devoured

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Speaker 1: almost an entire chicken, pretty much. I was ripping it apart.

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Speaker 1: I just couldn't stop. You know, when you smell a chook.

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Speaker 1: I was ripping the bones off, I was shoving it

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Speaker 1: in my mouth. I was strowing bits of skin to

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Speaker 1: the dog. I was like a savage.

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Speaker 2: What you like American? Well wolf?

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Speaker 1: Instead of having this delicate girl dinner with a bit

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Speaker 1: of salad, I pretty much ate an entire chicken over

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Speaker 1: the sink, and a friend of mine texted me saying,

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Speaker 1: what are you having for dinner tonight?

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Speaker 2: And I told her of.

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Speaker 1: My shame, and she said to me, she texted back

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Speaker 1: and said, I've done that before in the car because

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Speaker 1: the smell drove me crazy, gripping the steering wheel with

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Speaker 1: greasy chicken hands. There's just something about the smell of it.

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Speaker 2: There's something about a barbecue chicken. You just can't help you. Irresistible.

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Speaker 1: You know, remember that time you took one from someone's

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Speaker 1: shopping trolley. The smell of it must have got to you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I understand a bit more now what happened.

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Speaker 3: And you know, it was just on the trolley. It

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Speaker 3: was wasted. It was going to go to waste.

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Speaker 2: So I just took it home.

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Speaker 3: I put on the counter, and I just watched my

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Speaker 3: wife rip it into it.

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Speaker 2: Irresistible. He got chicken.

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Speaker 3: But you'd like a cooked chika, Yeah, I love a

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Speaker 3: cook chill. I always think back when I used to

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Speaker 3: work for a living. I used to work in the

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Speaker 3: one of the jobs I did through all the many jobs,

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Speaker 3: was worked in the concrete game. And I'd go and

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Speaker 3: get the smoko at lunch time. Well, it was all

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Speaker 3: that turned. We'd have a go at getting it. And

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Speaker 3: I went up the shop and those two big mary fellows,

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Speaker 3: big concrets I've worked with, and they'd always eat a

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Speaker 3: barbecue chicken between them.

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Speaker 2: They had half, they'd have half each, but no chips,

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Speaker 2: no cups, brought no new cups.

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Speaker 3: And I'd go up to the shop and I was

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Speaker 3: coming back on my motorbike and I had everyone's lunch

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Speaker 3: balanced on my lap.

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Speaker 2: On the petrol tag.

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Speaker 1: But they didn't want to know that I've.

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Speaker 2: Got it all balanced, so that's kind of precarious.

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Speaker 3: And the heating chicken, I put on a little rack

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Speaker 3: on the back of my bike and there's a little

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Speaker 3: tiny rack and I had an hoggy strap on it,

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Speaker 3: and I thought that that would be the best part.

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Speaker 3: So I was, you know, I thought it would be safe.

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Speaker 3: And then as I went over a bump through the intersection,

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Speaker 3: I looked in the mirror and there's a chickens dropped

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Speaker 3: on my.

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Speaker 1: Road in why did the chicken cross the road?

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Speaker 3: Bike?

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Speaker 2: Cheese?

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Speaker 3: And then I've got to stop and I'm putting burgers down,

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Speaker 3: so you picked up well, I had to stop.

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Speaker 2: And run into hey stop, stop stopping.

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Speaker 1: You know, somebody run over and go, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've killed it, and so did you try and rescue it?

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Speaker 3: I did rescue it. Well, it got run over but

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Speaker 3: not the wheel didn't hit it. Cars just went over it,

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Speaker 3: but it didn't anyway. I got back and the boys

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Speaker 3: and they said, what did you do?

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Speaker 2: Brother? You drop it off your bike? And I went,

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Speaker 2: they're Irish. There was a lot of Irish goes. It was.

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Speaker 2: It was like the United Nations.

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Speaker 1: And did you say it fell off my bike?

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Speaker 2: Well they were rather large, I said, oh, you know,

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Speaker 2: but they ate it anyway. Oh yeah, they loved it.

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Speaker 1: They love it.

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Speaker 2: It's a barbecue chicken and a bag.

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Speaker 1: Who's going to say no to that?

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Speaker 2: And do they still have the old school bags? They

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Speaker 2: have the paper bag with the ol fois? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are they still around because I've noticed now Cole's got

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Speaker 3: the clear bag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, this one had that had that?

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Speaker 1: And can you put those ones in microwaves? Is that's

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Speaker 1: why it's got that? You could out the outer coating

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Speaker 1: stops that inner silver star.

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Speaker 2: It'll catch on fire.

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Speaker 1: Well, luckily I ate it before I had any chance

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Speaker 1: of doing anything.

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Speaker 2: There was no way that was coming anywhere near them.

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Speaker 1: I just see my face afterwards. It was just the

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Speaker 1: greasiest thing you're can imagine, you know, it was shameful. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's do this