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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I lost my way a little bit today. I

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Speaker 2: lost my way a little bit today.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. I think I just at a.

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Speaker 2: Moment where I was looking at a you know, photo

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Speaker 2: of Camilla Parker Bowls with the queen, or the video

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Speaker 2: of Camilla Parker Bowls with the queen. It was the

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Speaker 2: Queen's birthday. She was cutting the cake, Camilla Parker Bowls,

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Speaker 2: cut the cake with a sword, cutting the cake with

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Speaker 2: her with her guards, saber and Camilla Parker Bowls, you know,

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Speaker 2: just about as vanilla as they come.

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Speaker 3: Leans in and says, you do know there's a knife year.

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Speaker 2: Old, you know, reigning monarchy of the English speaking world.

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Speaker 3: Turns to her and says, yes, I know that we're

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Speaker 3: at a party. Of course, a frumpy bitch. The audio

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Speaker 4: Where was Charles and all this was going on?

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Speaker 2: By the way, I probably pissed down at the Thunderberg Brewery.

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Speaker 2: I mean, one thing that he did when he came

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Speaker 2: to Australia, did you know that Charles reason to it

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Speaker 2: of Australia. Charles spent at least two days at the

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Speaker 2: Bunderberg Rum.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't that that was Philip was No, that was

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Speaker 3: Charles Lake.

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Speaker 4: I loves a Rumbo loves a rum and coco a

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Speaker 4: dark and stormy.

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Speaker 2: I think there was like a bit about people because

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Speaker 4: At the Bunderberg when this happened to the best of us,

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Speaker 4: they call you to come home from the pub.

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Speaker 5: Are you doing a little fact check there to make

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Speaker 5: sure that definition isn't Yeah, he was at the Bunderburg.

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Speaker 3: Up very well checks out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he attended and I quote a community festival

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Speaker 2: celebration at the Bunderberg. Sounds like a bit of magic

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Speaker 2: that look I got. I had the knives out for Camilla.

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Speaker 2: I just had a bit of a flash of anger.

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Speaker 2: I think, you know, as we discussed in the studio

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Speaker 2: during the song. And I'm not the only person who

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Speaker 2: was involved here, No.

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Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not the only.

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Speaker 2: Person was involved here. Lady ives obviously you know very much.

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Speaker 2: The the candle in the wind, Yeah, she was was

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Speaker 2: against No, she was the diamond in the crown of

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Speaker 3: She was the people's princess. Next arose amongst the thorns.

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Speaker 2: Little but either way, we probably all found out there

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Speaker 2: was obviously, you know, Charles was, you know, bearing himself

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Speaker 2: in Camilla's whisks while that was going on, and I

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Speaker 2: just think that I think there was a bit of yeas,

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Speaker 3: Hanky pink going on both sides. I'm pretty sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: of course that was.

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Speaker 2: Watch the documentary Milla steps and Camilla steps in and yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's just it's hard to get around it. I'm not

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Speaker 2: the only one who finds Camilla Parker Ball is hard

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Speaker 3: Separate.

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Speaker 4: We could a whole separate podcast on mistakes the royal

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Speaker 4: to marry, like the whole.

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Speaker 3: Arranged marriage.

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Speaker 4: I recently watched the last season of The Crown and

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Speaker 4: you get a little bit sorry for Charles. You know,

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Speaker 4: he wanted to marry Kamilla and Mummy wouldn't allow it.

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Speaker 4: Shows Diana people's princess, and that didn't end up well

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Speaker 3: No, Originally he wanted to marry Parker Bowls and then

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Speaker 3: she's been on the scene for a while. Parker Balls,

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Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah, she had been. Yeah, she had

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Speaker 5: She busts as soon as Parka Bols is on the camera.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It wasn't magic.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't seen the video of the Queen cutting

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Speaker 3: That is a wonderful moment.

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Speaker 5: She'd be a few gent T's day the Queen, the Queen,

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Speaker 5: it's her birthday, yes, and what will does she not

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Speaker 5: had a few gen T's where she decides to chop

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Speaker 3: I think there was a story that said she she did?

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Speaker 2: She Her morning ritual involves a G and T, doesn't

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Speaker 3: She has a very stiff G and T. I love that,

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Speaker 2: And went a couple she's ninety five. For her birthday,

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Speaker 2: she had the Royal the planes fly over? Did you

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Speaker 2: see so they think I was not saying on the show. So,

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Speaker 2: first of all, her birthday is on April twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Because of some tradition that started in the seventeen fifties

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Speaker 2: we can enjoy just fucking nice because the weathering is shocked,

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Speaker 2: and the weather's shocking in England from in June.

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Speaker 3: So she's got this day lined up in June.

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Speaker 2: She wakes up, she probably says, yeah, my birthday this

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Speaker 2: year will be on the Tuesday. It's at Windsor Castle.

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Speaker 2: It's a full show, and then they scramble six fighter

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Speaker 3: She didn't even look up at it.

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Speaker 2: So it's almost like she was old enough to not

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Speaker 3: Were going over the There's a crowd of people out

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Speaker 5: It's just gettingwhere here because of COVID, it's just the

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Speaker 5: flex there to go like, I can't get the planes.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to watch them.

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Speaker 4: I to Diamond Jubilee and they'll get Elton John, the

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Speaker 4: Rolling Stones and the surviving Beatles, and she just comes out,

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Speaker 4: has a wave and probably goes back and has another genet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I think she was well and truly sedate.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that it's called the Party at the Palace

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Speaker 2: if you had a chance to watch that on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: It's quite amazing that we got the best acts in

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Speaker 3: Is that where Adam Hills did stand up as well?

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Speaker 3: Not that you believe what Elton John Queen and Adam Hills. God,

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Speaker 3: we brought back the surviving members of the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 2: Brian Can very tall, but he's here flowing him in

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Speaker 2: and to accompany him Australia's best beard and foot Adam Mills.

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Speaker 3: Guys enjoying the shop.

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Speaker 2: If you're into your movies, you've joined in at the

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Speaker 2: right time, because right now I explain a movie plot

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Speaker 2: really badly, and you have to guess the film. It's

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Speaker 2: lost the plot, my day lost plot. Now today's lost.

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Speaker 2: The plot is a royally themed lost the plot. After

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Speaker 2: QUI to the reigning Monarch herself, Queen Elizabeth marked her

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Speaker 2: ninety fifth birthday.

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Speaker 3: On the weekend, and I should say marked her ninety

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Speaker 3: fifth birthday?

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Speaker 2: Woulds because it wasn't actually her ninety fifth birthday.

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Speaker 3: I always find that a bit odd.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what her actual birthdays on April

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Speaker 2: twenty one, and in royal tradition, which goes back to

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Speaker 2: seventeen forty eight, King George the second Second, his actual

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Speaker 2: birthday was in November, but he also had one. He

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Speaker 2: kicked it off doing it in June because the weather

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Speaker 2: is more conducive to outdoor celebrations.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind that at all. Moving shouts, move, Georgie boy.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: So the first movie plot here is Air overcomes fear

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Speaker 2: of public speaking to claim throne.

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Speaker 3: What's the film? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: So you want to throw to people or John a

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Speaker 5: crack if I've got a few, I've got a cap. Madagascar.

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Speaker 5: Ben Stiller's lion famously a bit of a coward. He

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Speaker 5: needs to reclaim the King of the Jungler, like what

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Speaker 5: you did there with throne. So he gets He's mates

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Speaker 5: together the Giraffe, Roswimmer.

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Speaker 3: And then Ross Swimmer, I mean Dave Swimmer plays Ross

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Speaker 3: and Friends.

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Speaker 2: Is Lion King Lion king because I don't really care.

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Speaker 3: Timothy Shallamy is the king.

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Speaker 2: Bega, I'm out, you don't know a great I might

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Speaker 2: go to Rebecca, Rebecca, what's the film.

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Speaker 3: Perfect. Thank you, Rebecca.

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Speaker 7: The film is the Princess.

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Speaker 3: It is the Princess.

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Speaker 2: Anne Hathaway Princess Diaries, Julian.

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Speaker 3: More, Julian Andrews. That's what I'm after, Rebecca.

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Speaker 2: Cracker of a film actually and Hathaway and that one

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Speaker 4: Yes, really is a good film.

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Speaker 3: It's a Cracker all right, Thanks so much for Corbecca.

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Speaker 2: Moving on, there's at least another thirty people that got

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Speaker 2: that on right, So we're gonna move on.

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Speaker 5: A lot of ladies got that film right, I have,

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen the movie.

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Speaker 2: Well, this segment is very much not a sexist segment Woods,

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Speaker 2: where we're open to both genders calling the show and

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Speaker 2: we're not going to cater to the fact that you've

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Speaker 2: got a chopper between your legs. Now on, We're well said,

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Speaker 2: We're just not. It's open for everyone. Next movie. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: man goes Man goes blue.

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Speaker 3: In the face. Yeah, to court, to court. I might

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Speaker 3: have had a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Of a syntax area here, man goes blue in the

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Speaker 2: face because of bosses incompetence.

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Speaker 3: It's Willie Monkeys Choko Factory.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: She Violet goes Violet. It's because of bosses.

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Speaker 2: Man goes blue in the face because of bosses incompetence.

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Speaker 5: Titanic Jack blue in the face, Captain's the boss Boom.

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Speaker 2: If you think you know what the movie is, it

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Speaker 2: is Royally Themes.

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Speaker 3: We do have lost the plot right up next it

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Speaker 3: is lost the plot.

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Speaker 5: I'll be back will and Woodies, I am back lost.

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Speaker 2: Plot every Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I explained movie plots very poorly.

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Speaker 2: You and would he have to try and guess what

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Speaker 2: the movie is on thirteen one oh six five. If

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Speaker 2: you're just joining us, I will get to the movie

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Speaker 2: plot shortly. I'll read it out for you, just in case.

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Speaker 2: In a bit more thinking time. Man goes blue in

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Speaker 2: the face because of bosses incompetence.

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Speaker 3: That's the film.

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Speaker 2: If you think you know what it is thirty one

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Speaker 2: six five, give us a call before we get into it, though.

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Speaker 2: Was they have atty bit of a trend developing from

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Speaker 2: our callers? Yes, who are enjoying rubbing it in your

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Speaker 2: face that you don't know what.

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Speaker 3: The plot is? Yeah, I don't appreciate it. You know

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Speaker 3: what the movie is?

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Speaker 2: I do, But I just have to say one thing,

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Speaker 2: which is honestly suck at Woody.

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Speaker 3: Listen, you know what the movie?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, do you know the movie? Warning for someone

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Speaker 3: to say the answer. Okay, what's the film? Guys?

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Speaker 5: He said once the film just played the game guys,

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Speaker 5: totally unprovoked as well.

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Speaker 3: The best part of.

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Speaker 5: That, there's no reason for me to be copying that.

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Speaker 5: I'm just playing the game like any other citizen. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Goes blue in the face because of bosses incompetence? Royally themed?

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Speaker 3: What's the movie? Reverend Leonardo DiCaprio's reverent? Where's it blue

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Speaker 3: True? Okay, vertical limit? Is this again? Another cold thing?

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Speaker 5: let's let's go to someone else. We'll come back to you, Jackie, Jackie,

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Speaker 5: what's the what's the film? Royally themed?

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Speaker 2: Man goes blue in the face because of bosses incompetence.

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Speaker 8: I was thinking Avatar.

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Speaker 3: Now we're thinking Jackie. Now we're thinking is she on?

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Speaker 3: But you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: Well done, great guest, though, Jack lateral thinking or even

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Speaker 3: Okay, what about Man in the Iron Mask? Now wait

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Speaker 3: for it? Yes, notoriously, the prison where that guy was.

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Speaker 5: Kept is very cold. The Shadow Deef the Shadow diff

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Speaker 5: so so am I right? Amazing story.

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Speaker 2: The Shadow Deef might be where the Count of Monte

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Speaker 5: I've been to Jim Jim cavizl. I've been to the Shadow.

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Speaker 5: I used the bathrooms, of course I didn't. All right, anyway,

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Speaker 5: let's go to mas Let's go to maz Mad's. I'm nowhere,

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Speaker 2: So the movie blood is Man goes blue in the

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Speaker 3: What do you think the film is?

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Speaker 1: I think it's braveheart, Yes it is, but don't have

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Speaker 3: What a film? A really good night in your wheelhouse

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Speaker 3: as well. That's actually a gift from our button bush

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: Woolworths workers have revealed the most annoying part of their

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Speaker 3: Taken dump the product product dump.

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Speaker 9: It's when you got that's when you put the carrots in.

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Speaker 5: It's people taking poo in the aisle and they're just

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Speaker 5: I think it's obvious that this was the most annoying

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Speaker 5: do right now is third one, O six five. Give

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Speaker 3: Based on your job. That's the idea. That's the idea

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Speaker 2: it's going to end up in and amongst the toilet

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Speaker 3: Yep. And they're furious about the works are furious about

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Speaker 2: A clothing store, when you pick get a piece of clothing,

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Speaker 2: I always put it back, didn't But they wouldn't want

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Speaker 5: Apparently I folded bad. Yeah, someone said to me once,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: You try and do a good thing in this world anyway,

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Speaker 3: Part of that job is.

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's a bit tricky. My job is a teacher

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, his absolute smallgas board here

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Speaker 2: a lot of issues. Surely it's going to be talking

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, I was thinking, parents disagree with you

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Speaker 3: What about what about though?

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Speaker 2: What about what about going to the toilet and then

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Speaker 3: And you said you were going to take like two minutes. Yea,

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Speaker 7: They are all brilliant answers, And I wish I could

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Speaker 7: if that would be very nice. I'm going to stick

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Speaker 3: Miss miss miss teacher, doesn't it?

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Speaker 2: There you go, it's the cool emma to change your career.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it don't change that isn't it. Be a teacher.

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Speaker 3: That's what happens. You're in charge.

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Speaker 5: Unless you can say drink, you can say to your

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Speaker 3: Just call me the king King. Okay, let's go. What's

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Speaker 5: Lucky, prison officer, prison officer, whiz bloody.

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Speaker 3: Make your pick? Yeah, good on you.

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Speaker 5: The hardest bit starting to like them, like becoming really

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Speaker 3: Well that's deeper.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's not okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't like, we're gonna have no idea. I am

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Speaker 10: No, honestly, at the moment, there's a lot of things

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Speaker 2: And the ship they called it so much work.

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Speaker 3: And it's elaborate. That is elaborate. Thanks, it wasn't one

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it is as if we had

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Speaker 3: Let's good, actually, Ashley, what's the job?

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Speaker 8: So I work in a hardware store?

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Speaker 2: Ha?

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Speaker 7: You do?

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Speaker 3: You work in the big hardware store starting with B.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't, because those people have.

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Speaker 2: I hound those guys, like I say, first, and they're amazing,

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Speaker 5: We're you get a sausage for the hangover, get in

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Speaker 5: there and go how do I build a ship?

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Speaker 2: Trying to talk to them with your sausage and your

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Speaker 3: But the most frustrating thing for your for your job,

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Speaker 3: I've got it. I've got it, I've got it. Do

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Speaker 5: No, that's not the most annoying, but that would be

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Speaker 3: Get that.

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Speaker 2: A lot used to roll their eyes at me back

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Speaker 2: in the day. They're like, not another one. I'll show

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Speaker 3: Don't condone that kid. Actually, what is it.

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Speaker 3: Which would be annoying for everyone, wouldn't it be frustrating?

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Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, that's wrong. Let's go to me and what's

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Speaker 6: I work at a pet store.

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Speaker 3: Pet store.

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Speaker 5: It's got to beat the pets taking a poo on

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Speaker 5: on by a small puppy?

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, I've had a puppy. It's gotta be frustrating, but.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be at I reckon can you eat the

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Speaker 2: I eat pet food?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 6: They don't.

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Speaker 3: What's the most annoying part may I picking up dog poo? Ah, Yeah, not.

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Speaker 5: The dog's pooing on customers, but yeah, picking up poo

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Speaker 3: But again part of the job, isn't it. Look you

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Which talking about edible things, so things which obviously not

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Speaker 2: useful as a bo flavored lollipop. Now, Woods, what we

446
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 2: want to do is you're actually into these things. I

447
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 2: never surprise me as well. You're a sucker for a

448
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,360
Speaker 2: gimmick and you always have been.

449
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 5: The Japanese have brought out an edible face mask. It's

450
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 5: a beautiful melon bread melon pan bread that you wear

451
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 5: on your face.

452
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 3: I mean it just looks It looks awful. It looks

453
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,639
Speaker 3: like you know what it looks like.

454
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 2: It looks like when you used to cut up a

455
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 2: mango as a kid and you can't do it, and

456
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 2: your parents would criss cross it and then fold it

457
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 2: inside out and then stick that on your face.

458
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 5: I get it looks a bit average, But here's a

459
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 5: thing Can you imagine catching the train home from work.

460
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 5: You've been wearing the face mask all day, You're a

461
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 5: little bit hungry on your way home from work, and

462
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 5: you eat your face mask like that.

463
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Speaker 3: It's genius.

464
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,439
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything worse than eating the thing

465
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,800
Speaker 2: that I've been breathing into all day that's been protecting

466
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: me from a deadly pathogen.

467
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 3: Something. It's your It's fine. The virus isn't mine. Yeah,

468
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 3: that's true. You do have me there. Perfect. I'll tell

469
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 3: you what.

470
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 2: I didn't get the virus because my mask blocked it.

471
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 3: But what I will do it, I'll eat the thing

472
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 3: which is blocked it. You could wash it down, it

473
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 3: doesn't gold, it doesn't got me in the airways. See

474
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 3: if you can get me in the gut, spright it down. Perfect.

475
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 3: What better way to get COVID than eat the thing

476
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 3: that's protecting you. No, now, let's get into it.

477
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: Because I've said to you that you're into these edible,

478
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,239
Speaker 2: practical things. I've got a minute long clock. What a

479
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: minute long clock? You've got a list of items. You

480
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 2: know you're going to try and fire these at me.

481
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 2: But I have to give you one that I think

482
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 2: is going to be any good.

483
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 5: No, you don't have to give me one. Just promise

484
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 5: me if I say one that you actually think, Wow, you've.

485
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 3: You've nailed it, You've nailed the game.

486
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that you're going to be But I'll tell you

487
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 5: if it's okay, that's the that's the best I'm going

488
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 5: to get.

489
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 3: It's okay, Yeah, I'll take it. There's no right, it's

490
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 3: all the validation I know, no world, I tell you you've

491
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: nowed the game. That just doesn't work like that.

492
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 2: Two minute clock apparently, if that's if that's what you're after,

493
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: we can have two or one whatever, Joel, the amount

494
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Speaker 2: of options, what do you want me to I would?

495
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 2: Or how much time do you two minutes?

496
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Speaker 3: I've got a lot of ideas, but they slowly get

497
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 3: worse and worse. Yeah, don't tell me that. That's the

498
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 3: worst thing you possibly could say. Around my bluffing? Am

499
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 3: I saving the best? Do you want it a minute

500
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 3: or two minutes? Just make the decision.

501
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 5: I'm probably on air poker, and just tell me how

502
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 5: I probably only need a minute?

503
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 2: Okay, a minute? All right, we've got a minute clock.

504
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 2: Good decision. We're gonna give it to you anyway. Maybe

505
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 2: there's a trigger clause in there. There might be a

506
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 2: trigger clause.

507
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 5: Now, all right, okay, So the perfect breakfast, in my opinion,

508
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 5: is when you're doing it while reading the newspaper. Boom,

509
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 5: there it is edible newspaper. You buy your newspaper, all

510
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 5: your news is printed on it. When you finish the page,

511
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 5: you put it in your gob almost like a pastry,

512
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 5: like a flavored pastry, and that's your newspaper. What do

513
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 5: you think?

514
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 3: No? Obviously okay, perfect? Okay. What's people getting divorces these days?

515
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: Aren't they will?

516
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 5: Fifty percent of people are getting divorced. How about this

517
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 5: hard candy wedding rings when you want to have it?

518
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: Obviously?

519
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 5: Okay, fair enough. Okay, here's another one. Will when you

520
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 5: have a baby, you buy baby car seats? As soon

521
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 5: as those kids grow up, I don't need that car seat.

522
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 5: Edible baby car seats.

523
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 3: Okay? What's it made out of it? This isn't safe

524
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 3: at all? Very hard chocolate? Okay? Okay?

525
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 4: What about this cots? You slowly eat them.

526
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 2: Up?

527
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: Okay? What about towels?

528
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 5: Okay, So as you dry yourself the water combined crumpet,

529
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 5: so you.

530
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 3: Like crumpet? Crump a towel.

531
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Speaker 5: Train handles, so you know, when you catch public transport

532
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 5: a lot of issues. You handle gets a bit dirty.

533
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 5: What if it was just made offerol. It's not really

534
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 5: pastry with cream in it?

535
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what if that was the handle on a train.

536
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 3: You pulled it, you break it off, you eat it

537
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: on your way into work. But if you squeeze it,

538
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 3: you get cream all over everybody eggs on the train.

539
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: That wouldn't it? Classic bit of a.

540
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Podcast question for you.

541
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Speaker 3: Thirteen one of six five.

542
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: We all know when the knife came out at the

543
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: birthday party, you had to kiss the other, the other,

544
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: the nearest boy or the nearest girl. I want to

545
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: ask you, guys on thirty one o six five, are

546
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: you still haunted by a birthday cake? Dirty knife kiss?

547
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 2: Have you got one of the back of your mind

548
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: that particularly haunts you?

549
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 3: Huge moments, huge moments, massive life comes out a massive

550
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 3: there's no suspense like pulling the knife out of the cake.

551
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: I mean there's actually not never know and like you'll

552
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: just find all the tactics. It always felt like it

553
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: was a genuine fifty to fifty as to whether it

554
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 2: would come out clean.

555
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: Or dirty. Yeah, my good friend John. I used to

556
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 3: think speed was the key, so if you whip it

557
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 3: out fast, it'll be clean. But I tend to disagree

558
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 3: with that. Yeah, the years of practice.

559
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 4: Now.

560
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 2: Look, I also't blame the cake that mum would cook.

561
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 2: You know, she whips out of passion for its sponge.

562
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 2: You're damned, you damned damned if you don't get a

563
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: bit of cream on that.

564
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. You cooked.

565
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Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden you all the girls scatter,

566
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Speaker 2: and then your mum's over to you with her perfectly

567
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: purse lips and you're the kiss on the lips in

568
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: front of all your mates.

569
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 3: It's a shocking moment birthday Now.

570
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: Look, the reason I bring it up, being haunted by

571
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: birthday cake dirty knife kiss is because the G seven

572
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: was on recently. Seven seven seven.

573
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 3: Let it go, Let it go. It is good stuff,

574
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: it's good stuff. What do they do that? How have

575
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 3: they not done that yet? Have they not done that?

576
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 3: Entrance when the G six starts walks out, I hate

577
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: the climate line good juice, Yeah, good moment.

578
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 6: Wow.

579
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 3: Anyway, look at next to the G seven.

580
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm just using his excuse to play

581
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: a poor piece of audio.

582
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 3: It was the.

583
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: Queen's birthday, her ninety fifth birthday, and she chose to

584
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: cut her birthday cake with a saber.

585
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 5: Why not when you're the queen, shut my cake with

586
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 5: a sword.

587
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 3: Excuse me, give me your sword. That's exactly what happened.

588
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 3: She said this, guys.

589
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: She was like, I'll use your sword to cut the cake.

590
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, I mean the ever boringly boringly sensible Camilla

591
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 2: was standing next to her, and.

592
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: There's actually an audio over this.

593
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: She actually suggests to the Queen that she use a

594
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: knife rather than the sword, and never listened to the

595
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 2: royal swipe.

596
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 3: On the way out, I think.

597
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 4: Two halts.

598
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: There is a knife picture much.

599
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: The crowds are laughing because ju Camilla takes one more step,

600
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: She's getting fed to the corkies. So look what I'd

601
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: love to hear right now on six five, because the

602
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: knife does come out dirty there for the queen.

603
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 3: Philip's gone.

604
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: You know who is she going to kiss?

605
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 5: Probably kissing Parker Bolts, because Camilla is right next to her.

606
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 5: After training disword her, she goes right out, get in.

607
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 5: The sword was dirty an their puka bells. I'm calling

608
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 5: you is that her last name? What's my son been

609
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 5: talking about all these years getting their bucket balls.

610
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 2: She's next to the very gorgeous Kate Middleton, who's looking

611
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: oh yeah, surely you, surely you're flying in there. But

612
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: she does have to kiss the nearest boy, you know,

613
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 2: as the as the adage goes, so she'd probably have

614
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,959
Speaker 2: to pluck out one of the one of the leaders

615
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: of the G seven conference who are next door. So

616
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: who knows she might have signed up for Bojo. That

617
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 2: blonde head bastard over there.

618
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 3: Look'd far too much.

619
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Speaker 2: We are talking about that moment when the ninthe comes

620
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: out of the birthday cake and it's dirty. I know

621
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: I'm asking a lot from you, guys, but can you

622
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: cast your mind back to a memory when this was

623
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: horrific for you? Who did you have to kiss? Who

624
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: did you not want to have to kiss? Who lingered

625
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: around afterwards so that you had to kiss them.

626
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: Like jostle for positions?

627
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: Wid It was a birthday I was at and one

628
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: of when I was about ten years old, and the

629
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: guy whose birthday was he was a gorgeous looking.

630
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: Ten year old boy, and it was genuinely fighting for

631
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 3: the seat next to him.

632
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: Of course, right now we're taking a course thirty one

633
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: or six ' five if you are still haunted by

634
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: one of those kisses, the person you had to kiss

635
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: after you pulled the birthday cake knife out dirty. And

636
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: now look the reason I'm saying this. It was the

637
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: Queen's ninety fifth birthday, and I've just got a stress

638
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: for people playing at home, unless you're across his Her

639
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: actual birthday is April twenty one. It's not every royal,

640
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: not every member of the Windsor family's birthday is on

641
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 2: June the first. It doesn't work out like that, oh sorry,

642
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: in June. The reason that is the case is because

643
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: King George in seventeen forty eight his birthday was actually

644
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: in November and he moved it to June because the

645
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: weather was more conducive.

646
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: Why the buddy, Hell not, I have that? So that's

647
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: what they all do now. They all just have them

648
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 3: with their birthday in June, and it's a nice day.

649
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 3: Of course, gread enough anyway, Look, thirty one or six

650
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 3: file are because the Queen had to cut the cake.

651
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: She cut the cake with a sword with a saber.

652
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 3: Why not?

653
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: She grabbed the one of the guards next to his saber,

654
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: and she dived that into Honestly, what is just the

655
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: biggest cake you've ever seen in your life. And the

656
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: amazing thing is as the sword's going in, Camilla Parker Bowls,

657
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: who's standing next to her actually tells her you don't

658
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: have to use a sword. There's a knife next to

659
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: you and the queen, I mean you're hearing in the

660
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: audio it's about halfway through your hero. So there is

661
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 2: a knife, and just.

662
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 3: Have to listen to the queen's response. It's great stuff.

663
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: Two has there is a.

664
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Speaker 11: There is a knife, there is In other words, you

665
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 11: will be off with your head if you see another

666
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 11: word to me Parker Balls.

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Speaker 3: You're married into my family anyway, So look, I feel.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the queen if if the saber comes out

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Speaker 2: dirty there woods, because she she'll probably have to plant

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Speaker 2: one on Parker Bowls, which you know.

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Speaker 3: What are you trying to say about a parkabobs A gorgeous.

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Speaker 9: Parker Bowls is not the most attractive of women. Come on,

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Speaker 9: we were talking in the song we were now to

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Speaker 9: be fair, not not across the board. But you know,

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Speaker 9: Charles did move from Diana to Parker Bowls.

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Speaker 3: You know he went. He went from working on a

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Speaker 3: yacht to working in the mines thrown around.

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Speaker 2: What was absolutely aghast when he walked out with someone

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Speaker 2: that could have been equated with a badger.

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Speaker 5: What wow, that's another whack there. No, she's a victim

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Speaker 5: of comparison, no doubt. Princess Diana was seen as she

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00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 5: was a god and jealous. So whatever Parker Bowls was

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Speaker 5: bringing to the table. Anyway, let's move on, Nathan, jel Well,

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Speaker 5: you called Parka Bowls something else derogatory.

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Speaker 2: If the saber was dirty, the Queen would have been

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Speaker 2: livid that she had to plant one on Parka Bowls.

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Speaker 3: I think she'd leg it out of the the queen

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00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: move fast than ever. She'd jump on a sleigh driven

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Speaker 3: by the Corgies.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Barga Bowls packing up looking like a half dude,

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Speaker 2: VINDI let's go to Nathan.

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Speaker 3: Nathan, you've got a birthday cake night in memory.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Boys, Basically on my tenth birthday, I cut the

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00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 6: cake and all my siblings decided to run away from me.

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Speaker 6: So my dad, feeling sad, brought me the female dog

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Speaker 6: to kiss.

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Speaker 1: It's the Willam Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Joe, We're an amazing story on the on the radio.

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Speaker 2: A little while ago. Woman called Vanessa called us up

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Speaker 2: and she told.

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Speaker 8: Us this just the ships and gigs. Me and my

702
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 8: friends thought it would be funny to buy my brains.

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Speaker 8: Tried to hide it.

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Speaker 3: In my cupboard.

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Speaker 8: About maybe two months later, I was trying to find

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Speaker 8: it and it was replaced with the bag of money.

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Speaker 3: Wow, who's the suspect number one? Vanessa? Talk to me?

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Speaker 8: May I be my mom or my dad? Money around

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Speaker 8: the house?

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00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: Well? We extraordinary story gone by a vibrator. The vibrator

711
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: goes missing to be replaced with cash. The big question

712
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: is who stole it. We've changed in at the right

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Speaker 2: time because I've got a brand new segment for you.

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Speaker 3: This is a court case Bostall a god down Marina.

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Speaker 1: It's Willow Woodies Unsolved Mysteries.

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Speaker 2: Mystery. Today we have got the unsolved mystery of the

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Speaker 2: electric banana. And to talk to us about that, We've

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Speaker 2: got vanessas our for more Owner of the Pocket Pleaser.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Vanessa, welcome back.

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, thanks for having me. How are you going?

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Speaker 3: We're excited. We're excited to take on the case.

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Speaker 5: The little bit of information that we've heard since you

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Speaker 5: came on the show a few months ago. Is that

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Speaker 5: it wasn't just any bag of money that replaced the

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Speaker 5: bedroom toy in your cupboard. It was it was holy

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Speaker 5: communion money.

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Speaker 2: That's right, before we start going pointing fingers here, let's

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Speaker 2: let's let's maybe let's start with Vanessa. Who who had

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Speaker 2: access to the wiggly wizard wand who was it was? It?

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Speaker 3: Is it just your family?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: Can we can we narrow down a list of suspects?

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's a good place to start.

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Speaker 8: Because it was like a slat underneath the cupboard.

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Speaker 3: It was underneath the cupboard.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so no one actually knew about that this slat.

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Speaker 3: No, but who physically, who physically could have gone and

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Speaker 3: got it?

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Speaker 2: Like who lives in the house? And dad?

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Speaker 8: Dad? It was my sister Yea and one two of

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Speaker 8: my brothers, but of course the boys were never alam

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Speaker 8: in the girls room.

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Speaker 3: What about you? Didn't you? You bought the electric banana

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Speaker 3: with a friend, didn't you?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 8: My best friend?

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Speaker 3: So did she know where you put the bedroom?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: She did.

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Speaker 8: She knew exactly where I'll put it, so she knows.

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is a bit of an open case,

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00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: open and closed. Then I mean if if what was

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Speaker 2: if multi mate's named Vanessa Nikki? So if Nicky knows

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Speaker 2: where the buzzing bludgeon is, surely surely she's the one

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Speaker 2: that did.

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Speaker 3: But how would she how would she have got access

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Speaker 3: to the Holy Communion money? What's the link with the church? Vanessa?

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Speaker 8: Mum and dad kind of just held on to all

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Speaker 8: of our Holy Communion money that was never really given

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Speaker 8: like to anyone else.

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Speaker 3: So you haven't you hadn't been hadn't been given that

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Speaker 3: money yet?

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Speaker 5: No, have you spoken to your mum and dad about

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Speaker 5: the fact that you've got the Holy Communion money? Has

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00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 5: that been addressed with you and mum and dad?

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00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 8: No, because I've kind of just left it there and

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Speaker 8: just bless it.

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Speaker 1: And I still I.

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Speaker 8: Moved out two years ago and actually returned back to

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Speaker 8: that same place, you know, because maybe I thought it

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Speaker 8: would have gone further at the back. No, the money

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Speaker 8: is still sitting there.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Hell, so there's been a blind exchange. You've you've gone

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Speaker 2: out with your best mate, Nikki, You've gone on the

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Speaker 2: border a battery operated boyfriend. You put it into the

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00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 2: underneath the floor slats in your bedroom. Then one day

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Speaker 2: randomly you go to go and get it to well,

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00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: God knows what you're doing with it, but yeah, so

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Speaker 2: you're going to go and get it, and then instead

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Speaker 2: of it being there, there's just your Holy Communion money

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00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: that your parents had been holding for you. And then

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00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: you didn't speak to anyone else about this. No, there

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Speaker 2: are three suspects. There's your mate, Nikki, there's your mum,

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Speaker 2: and there's your dad.

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00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 3: What about her sister, Well, Blinda was married.

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Speaker 5: Well she's married, so maybe she did want the In

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Speaker 5: my experienced, marriage leads to more frequent, more frequented use

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Speaker 5: of the midnight mace.

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Speaker 3: I'm not striking at Belinda. I'm not striking at Belinda.

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Speaker 2: Stage all right, all right, all right, So at the

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Speaker 2: end of the day, I've got a bit of a

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00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: situation here. We've got yeah, exactly like it feels a

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00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: little bit like a game of cludo was it? Who

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00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: was it in the bedroom with the vibrator? Leave it

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00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: with us, Leave it with us, because whether it was

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00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 2: Madame Peacock or Kurdle Mustard, we will find out. We've

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Speaker 2: got four suspects, Vanessa. We'll leave it there for now

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Speaker 2: and then tomorrow we'll come back with more on Willing Woodies,

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Speaker 2: Unsolved Mysteries. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 8: Awesome, Noah, Thanks guys, Thanks.

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