Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Third will be don't forget to wrap your scarf around
Speaker 2: your neck.
Speaker 3: What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 5: I can tell that you've worked in podding Micks before.
Speaker 4: It sounds that you've been burgled by Jack Post Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell Show, Gold one O four Good On on Thursday morning.
Speaker 4: It's ten minutes past six. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning
Speaker 4: Jackie boys. Team. I am. I am at high stress
Speaker 4: level right now.
Speaker 3: What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Well? This should be a lovely time for me my
Speaker 4: wife as we count down to our twenty fifth wedding
Speaker 4: anniversary together on Tuesday. Not congrats yet, Not congrats yet,
Speaker 4: We're not there at Tuesday yet. Misunderstanding. You two were
Speaker 4: in long running relationships. We had a really big misunderstanding
Speaker 4: last night. I said to my wife, we haven't talked
Speaker 4: about Yeah, where did you end up booking for next weekend?
Speaker 4: For you can tell where this ago o wedding anniversary
Speaker 4: because it's twenty five years and it's a really big deal.
Speaker 4: She went, are you winding me up? I thought you
Speaker 4: were going to do that. No, no, no, I've been
Speaker 4: an island now you said you're going to do that
Speaker 4: before you went to one. It was your last thing
Speaker 4: to do. I didn't write that down. I told you
Speaker 4: to pay more attention to it, to do list.
Speaker 5: I shocked at how often that happens in the marriage. Yeah,
Speaker 5: needed court stenographer, Yes, with you at all times.
Speaker 4: Normally that is my wife. There's a former lawyer. Normodly
Speaker 4: that is my wife. And so we had this kind
Speaker 4: of like you know reservoir dogs that stand up where
Speaker 4: all the guns are pointing at each other.
Speaker 6: No one.
Speaker 4: And then one of my daughters walked in on it
Speaker 4: one and she just scuttled off back upstairs, like I'm
Speaker 4: not getting involved in this. This is going to go nuclear,
Speaker 4: and it's about we should be just getting excited about
Speaker 4: twenty five years together, and yet a couple of days
Speaker 4: away from our twenty fifth winning anniversary, we're still having
Speaker 4: glaring miscommunication. This is this marriage, isn't it?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 4: Now? Honestly, Patsy, like the jet lag, I mean wider
Speaker 4: went since two o'clock and been going on Airbnb in stage.
Speaker 3: My limbs out. Oh she's given you.
Speaker 4: Good No, try and get somewhere. I think I meant
Speaker 4: to get somewhere, to stay.
Speaker 2: Langham will look after you andres our mate at the Langham.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they go.
Speaker 5: To where we going.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the photo yet of the hard rubbish
Speaker 4: on the front? Oh my god, you look like.
Speaker 2: Yeah leaning got home yesterday, Jack, We've got a hard
Speaker 2: waste collection tomorrow. So I said to Mom and Dad,
Speaker 2: who are two straights up. I said, hey, listen, if
Speaker 2: you've got any junk, Chris will come and get it. Mum,
Speaker 2: just you know, put it to the side anyway. I
Speaker 2: get home from work yesterday in the middle of our driveway.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you're okay with that. It looks I'm not okay.
Speaker 3: That's just the thing. I'm not okay with it. Mum
Speaker 3: had dropped off.
Speaker 2: She brought Dad's ute. Are you full of junk? In
Speaker 2: the middle of our driveway? Couldn't even get in the
Speaker 2: garage for it yesterday in the garage so they've had
Speaker 2: a bit clean out.
Speaker 3: It's like the leaning Tower of Pisa.
Speaker 4: It's all stacked up there. It looks.
Speaker 5: Don't the council only do like a meter square?
Speaker 4: I thought there was a limit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well we haven't even been meter square.
Speaker 4: You've made like a kind of chown.
Speaker 2: That's my mother, my eighty year old mother. You should
Speaker 2: see it, Jake Chris goes. It's like an art installation.
Speaker 2: There's outdoor chairs, there's a recliner, there's dad's old walker.
Speaker 3: I thought wheel bust.
Speaker 4: It won't take half of that. That'll be out the
Speaker 4: next couple of years. You've been doing it in installments.
Speaker 2: It'll stay at our place, That's what will happen.
Speaker 4: I always judge people without how of that amount of junk?
Speaker 4: You think are they hoarded? You know those people that
Speaker 4: like hoard too much junk.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes it's on the show, and I think we come
Speaker 4: back to it again today. We're talking about what weird
Speaker 4: unusual thing got stolen. Christian. My dad had a fish
Speaker 4: and chip shop for forty six years. He had this
Speaker 4: massive char on the counter with pickled onions. The jar
Speaker 4: held at least two hundred onions, you know those big
Speaker 4: old jars in the kitchen. Here. One afternoon, these teenagers
Speaker 4: walked in, picked up the girop onions and walked out.
Speaker 4: Often wondered what they did were two hundred pickled onions
Speaker 4: and all that vinegar the sad part was the jar
Speaker 4: that my dad purchased back in nineteen seventy six along
Speaker 4: with the shop. And then often we get text messages
Speaker 4: that come into this show and this radio station, obviously
Speaker 4: not meant for us. This one came in yesterday half two,
Speaker 4: yesterday afternoon from someone called Ingrid Egan High Christian. Could
Speaker 4: you please pay outstanding invoice zero zero four to four
Speaker 4: from the eighth of the fifth. Thanks Ingrid. You know
Speaker 4: I always paid cash, by the way. Now, all right,
Speaker 4: it's the time on a tie waight National Snack Day.
Speaker 4: An American couple last week were arrested after trying to
Speaker 4: smuggle two hundred kilos of fruit loops fruit roll up
Speaker 4: sorry into Israel and after price is skyrocketed once the
Speaker 4: snap became part of a big viral TikTok trend that
Speaker 4: wrapped up rolls went all around mango sorbet. All right,
Speaker 4: we're looking for your snack bands. Who's on stage at Snackfest?
Speaker 4: Who is it? I'll tell you that we go back
Speaker 4: to the seventies. Boney Eminem's Gold, Drake's Cakes, He's wrapping bacon,
Speaker 4: Crunchy goes to Hollywood Silver and Fredo mercury gold. All right, Jackie,
Speaker 4: but what you got snack bands?
Speaker 5: Tobler owns and I, oh.
Speaker 4: That's very good gold.
Speaker 5: The pet CHOP's the boys silver, the Birdie Beetles.
Speaker 4: Looked at you quizzically, then professor trying to work out
Speaker 4: the workings silver, and the bare.
Speaker 5: Naked lays Oh, las cheer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good gold. God fella.
Speaker 8: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Just some. I remembered a strange experience when I left
Speaker 4: her yesterday. I was just standing outside talking to my
Speaker 4: wife and I got off the phone right outside the
Speaker 4: radio station there on what is that good Wood stream? Yeah,
Speaker 4: and this lady sort of comes at my blindside. Like
Speaker 4: listeners often do, they just materialize. She I think you
Speaker 4: might be able to help me. Do you know where
Speaker 4: gold FM is? I went yeah, yes, And there she goes,
Speaker 4: I've got a gift for you and your team, right,
Speaker 4: and she had her hand in a bag. I thought,
Speaker 4: this is this is how John, and this is how
Speaker 4: it ends. Okay, this is how it ends a gift
Speaker 4: for me this and I go, right, I'm getting ready
Speaker 4: to jump on swamp. I was seeing John Wick. I
Speaker 4: know what to do and she goes, yes, it's some chocolates.
Speaker 4: I went, oh, you don't need to do that. She says, yes,
Speaker 4: I want a competition over the weekend. See Michael Bubley,
Speaker 4: and I've got some chocolates for you. I went, all right,
Speaker 4: so we didn't give that away. So I says, really,
Speaker 4: can't be. You don't need to do that shit. And
Speaker 4: I said, tell you what then? Is it for the team?
Speaker 4: Is it for just a stage? She goes, well, no,
Speaker 4: it's for you guys to breakfast. I went, well, look,
Speaker 4: I'm leaving now, but I'll take it and bring it
Speaker 4: in the I went to sort of take it from her,
Speaker 4: and she moved her hand away and went, what's going on?
Speaker 4: And she said, I don't trust you. I think you'll
Speaker 4: take them in etow.
Speaker 5: I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so you want to give me the gift?
Speaker 4: I said, And then Josh came down for reception. Right,
Speaker 4: Where's what's going on here? When this lady's got a
Speaker 4: gift for me she won't give to me. I can
Speaker 4: go and get my own chocolates. Will I promise you
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'll take them now, because otherwise what
Speaker 4: will happen is the people are up there now will
Speaker 4: have these chocolates. There won't be any left me.
Speaker 5: Actually not safe anywhere, because you're taking them home. I
Speaker 5: don't see them coming back leaving him at reception, I
Speaker 5: don't see them coming back.
Speaker 4: She's she walks off the chocolates. I don't know where
Speaker 4: the chocolates are coming back again. No, no, no, she
Speaker 4: went off with Josh to come back up to the
Speaker 4: rail station. I don't know where these chocolates are. But
Speaker 4: she did not want to give those chocolates to me,
Speaker 4: even though they're from me, from you and guys. Very strange.
Speaker 4: All I could say is watch out, booblet. She'll have
Speaker 4: chocolates for you, but she won't give them to you.
Speaker 4: All right, So snack bands Bruce Spring Roll and the
Speaker 4: Barbecue Shape Band. Yeah, Oh, dear Horn Memory Limp, Chicken
Speaker 4: in a Biscuit, fronz Iggy Popcorn Silver, Fleetwood Mac and
Speaker 4: Cheese Silver, the artist formerly known as Ritz Silver, plus
Speaker 4: Paul Samboys, George Silver, Rage against the vending machine brackets.
Speaker 4: We've all been there. He's right, we have.
Speaker 5: I tell you what I saw yesterday on the back
Speaker 5: of a truck, a vending machine that had like it
Speaker 5: did like look like a foot had gone through it.
Speaker 4: Rage against the vending machine. They are beasts. It's that
Speaker 4: jaw that you have to try and put your arm into,
Speaker 4: which could actually just cut your fingers off.
Speaker 5: That's a gold.
Speaker 4: That's a gold for Mark Pearl Jam Donuts Gold, the
Speaker 4: Mighty Mighty Boston Bun Gold, I don't cry, Presidents of
Speaker 4: the United Dates Silver. Least enjoyable snack or thing.
Speaker 5: Isn't it Dates?
Speaker 4: Nannin Grandad Food? That isn't it Snickers with attitude. Very
Speaker 4: nervous about reading that one out there, Really nervous, especially
Speaker 4: this early. I'm not going to give it a secondary
Speaker 4: Lamington Jones Bronze, Aerosmith's Chips Silver, Twisty's Sister Gold. That's
Speaker 4: very good, well done, Dim Sum forty one gold reference,
Speaker 4: very good at Jake Kick Katty Perry Silver. That's song
Speaker 4: Rachel and Violent Crumble Fans. Yes, gold, Yeah, very good,
Speaker 4: well done. You have to think about it well, Samantha
Speaker 4: two hours Time brand new Time Waster is painful songs
Speaker 4: and trust me, the ones I've got they are painful.
Speaker 8: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every Thursday on the show from seven am to a
Speaker 4: whole hour we don't play any songs picked by us.
Speaker 4: We give you the theme, you pick all the music.
Speaker 5: Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 4: Oh nick nig.
Speaker 9: Nig nick nag nag naked hour, Naked hour. Oh nick
Speaker 9: nake egg n nagg naked hour, naked hour.
Speaker 4: Al right, lines arepen now nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four three. We're looking for a whole hour picked
Speaker 4: by a year of songs that mention an item of
Speaker 4: clothing in the title. Let's see twenty four hours on
Speaker 4: how Pouncy did this. From where we were yesterday.
Speaker 2: I couldn't find a scarf song funnily enough, but it
Speaker 2: must be one, because I.
Speaker 4: Think there's like so many songs about various items of clothing.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize there's even about ten songs that have
Speaker 4: hoodie in the title. I've never heard a single song
Speaker 4: about having her. I think Ed Sheeran's got one.
Speaker 5: Do have ten hoodies? No scarf song?
Speaker 3: I agree? I want to fight for the scarf.
Speaker 5: Let's get in. If there's no scarf songs, let's rank
Speaker 5: an Australian artist to write as well.
Speaker 4: Well. I know one in the studio right.
Speaker 3: Now, exactly we're looking at one.
Speaker 4: He came up with a studio home.
Speaker 5: On rhyme zone, what's rhyme to his scarff?
Speaker 4: Yes, Scarfield, Scarfield, there you go, opening line already done?
Speaker 4: All right, Patsy, what's yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with Raspberry Beret by Prince?
Speaker 4: Great song? Now, have you got any pop up parts?
Speaker 2: I was having a little bit of a look last night.
Speaker 2: He was not, of course, on We Are the World
Speaker 2: back in eighty five? Do you know why him and
Speaker 2: Madonna actually were notable absentees?
Speaker 4: I didn't know Madonna wasn't there.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: No, It's funny because I said, why was Why was
Speaker 2: Madonna not asked? And she said, well I did, I
Speaker 2: wasn't asked, and I didn't necessarily want to put my
Speaker 2: hand up, And I thought, well, that's a missed opportunity,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 5: But Prince kind of the thing like you didn't get
Speaker 5: invited to the party. I didn't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 4: I don't care about starving kids whatever.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Prince wasn't on it either.
Speaker 2: Prince wasn't on it either, apparently because Bob Guildoff had
Speaker 2: told him that he was ugly or a creep or something.
Speaker 4: There's no way, Bob Godda, I've meant even a couple
Speaker 4: of times he started the whole thing with There's no
Speaker 4: way he would have said that.
Speaker 5: It seems like such a nice guy. Genuinely.
Speaker 4: They raised millions for the starving in Africa. There's no
Speaker 4: way would have gone to Prince You're ugly? You got it?
Speaker 4: Where did you read that?
Speaker 3: The google magine.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, what have you got? The a song that
Speaker 4: mentions and nights were clothing in the title. Yeah.
Speaker 5: One of my top three albums of all time is
Speaker 5: Weezer's Blue Album. From that album, the sweater song.
Speaker 4: How many more sweater songs are there? I think there's
Speaker 4: quite a few, Actually, I've got it. Ask then if
Speaker 4: this is in the top three, Green Day in that
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 5: Would have held the next two places, nim Rod and Tuki.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. So songs that mentioned item A clothing
Speaker 4: in the title Forever in Blue Jeans, Neil Diamond, Nothing
Speaker 4: next to also an awesome song by Nancy Sinatra. Have
Speaker 4: you ever heard this song? These boots are made to
Speaker 4: Walking Joe. This is a beautiful.
Speaker 5: Song, these boots on it, And that's just what they'll do.
Speaker 10: One of these days, these boots are gonna wuckle over.
Speaker 4: I think they play that in Good Morning Vietnam. There's
Speaker 4: a great scene with that. All right, then over to you.
Speaker 4: Now you're picking all the songs from seven to eight
Speaker 4: lines are open. Now it's a song that mentions a
Speaker 4: piece of clothing in the title nine four one four
Speaker 4: one O four three.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to several fact checking listeners who
Speaker 4: sent links to a whole plethora of articles all over
Speaker 4: the web, all saying that and quenting that Prince refused,
Speaker 4: didn't want to do that. We Are the World. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's quite easy theft to google it Prince and We
Speaker 4: Are the World. It comes up the first one about
Speaker 4: twenty more. There's a great story here. I love old
Speaker 4: school rock and roll. Prince didn't want to do it,
Speaker 4: apparently because of Michael Jackson. He also thought the song sucked,
Speaker 4: so Lionel Richie was roped in to call him, right,
Speaker 4: is so funny.
Speaker 5: You think it's like it's fistavo and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: but the song is not.
Speaker 4: About check Lionel Richie. In this interview, he said I
Speaker 4: sat with him in the longest time on the phone
Speaker 4: trying to persuade him to do it. I said, Prince,
Speaker 4: please come, everyone's in the studio. Can he come and
Speaker 4: do it? He then said, I don't want to be
Speaker 4: in the studio with some of those people. Can I
Speaker 4: do it in a separate room? Isn't that amazing? And
Speaker 4: then he offered just to play the guitar on it.
Speaker 4: And then Quincy Jones, legendary music producer, producer so many
Speaker 4: great songs, was insulted by the offer and said that
Speaker 4: he didn't need to effing played the guitar. Someone else
Speaker 4: can do that. So his lines they gave to Huey Lewis.
Speaker 4: That's the only reason we just got a line in
Speaker 4: the song. All right, now we know? Okay, So the
Speaker 4: Naked Hour today, we're looking for songs to mention an
Speaker 4: item of clothing in the title. Let's go to who
Speaker 4: we got here? Pete? Good morning, Pete, Morning guys, Pete.
Speaker 4: What should we play? Then? Songs that mentioned clothing? Blue
Speaker 4: jeans by Skyhooks.
Speaker 11: Everyboy, blue sweight shoes, blue jeans.
Speaker 4: Quite the old throw back kind of started this, isn't there, Pete?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much? You suggestion, maight have a good day.
Speaker 7: Thank you bye.
Speaker 5: That one will all have to say. It's welcome if
Speaker 5: we played it in full.
Speaker 4: Yeah, real quickly yeah, Brett, Good morning, Brett Ratt, Hello Brett, Hello,
Speaker 4: hello Brett. What song should we play this morning?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 8: I've got a.
Speaker 12: Double banger boy here, Christian, have cake with short skirt,
Speaker 12: long jacket?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had this album. What will that?
Speaker 4: This song is brilliant.
Speaker 8: I want a girl with a short skirt and a lar.
Speaker 5: Jacket.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's going to give us that, Brett. This is
Speaker 4: a great choice, very very good. This will sound great
Speaker 4: this morning. Brett. Thank you very much, mate, Thanks God, cheers. Aaron,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Aaron. What song should be? Hello there?
Speaker 13: Hello, hello.
Speaker 4: Aaron. Yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah? I can? Good stuff, Aaron.
Speaker 4: What's your song? Sco all that to get this? Scoo
Speaker 4: me sing it all there, Aaron.
Speaker 10: Hong Kong Kong, don't this upstairs?
Speaker 4: Welcome to this one? All right, Aaron, thank you very much.
Speaker 14: You call.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jared. Good morning, Jared, Christian, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jared, Welcome to the show. Have we been
Speaker 4: a good week so far? What happened? What should we play.
Speaker 15: I want to joke coffee.
Speaker 7: You can leave your head on.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think this is in nine and a
Speaker 4: half weeks. Kelly, Thank you very much, Jared. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Jane. Good morning, Jane, Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: I've got baggy trousers by Madness.
Speaker 4: Great great tune. This is a great one to play.
Speaker 4: Thank you the end of.
Speaker 7: Jane.
Speaker 5: Great suggestion and what a great time to play as well,
Speaker 5: because I told you guys, TikTok says, skinny jeans are out,
Speaker 5: baggy trousers up back.
Speaker 4: It's on point, Jack, It's on point. Jane. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You come, I have a good day.
Speaker 9: Welcome you to buy.
Speaker 4: All right, now, I know Pats you love Brian Adams,
Speaker 4: of course, but do you know this song. I've never
Speaker 4: heard of this one. Frank, good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning guys as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're good. So Frank, tell me about this
Speaker 4: Brian Adams songs that mentions a item of clothing.
Speaker 15: Yes, got a few items of clothing. And it's a
Speaker 15: special one because it was one of the songs that
Speaker 15: my wife and I use for our wedding day. It's
Speaker 15: Brian Adams. I want to be your underwear.
Speaker 4: What Sorry, that's not my point of objection here. This
Speaker 4: was on the wedding day.
Speaker 8: Have you not heard it?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: No, But we need to we need to.
Speaker 11: Different time, guys, I mean, Franks, the priest is waiting
Speaker 11: looking out songs in the air.
Speaker 13: It was actually after we got married that we played
Speaker 13: that one beautiful.
Speaker 4: Beautiful moment. Thank you very much, Frank. Have you ever
Speaker 4: heard of that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: What year was it from doesn't make it all right.
Speaker 4: Whatever it was, surely he's at a time where you
Speaker 4: should have known better. Sweet love it.
Speaker 3: You're I feel a bit differently about him now.
Speaker 4: Canceled, Adams. It's not even seven o'clock, but that has
Speaker 4: just been canceled.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the question No Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Baggy Trousers, Madness kicking off songs that mentioned a light
Speaker 4: tom were clothing in the title. I thought that was, Oh,
Speaker 4: that must be about twenty years ago. The eighties was
Speaker 4: about twenty years ago. Oh no, that's forty three years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I feel old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, forty three years old, Fortuner, it's four decades.
Speaker 3: It's not half a century.
Speaker 4: I just thought, yeah, eighties, just like yesterday, because otherwise
Speaker 4: if it's not. Oh man, now, well that's a horrible realization.
Speaker 4: Well let's move on rapidly, all right, So ten minutes
Speaker 4: past seven this Thursday one, it's the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: The other day, I was saying that when I was Ireland,
Speaker 4: when I was an island last week on Saturday, my
Speaker 4: last there before making my long way back home here
Speaker 4: to Melbourne, had a couple of hours to kill in Dublin,
Speaker 4: and so I was trying to find somewhere I could
Speaker 4: leave out a suitcase and ten hours to kill. Don't
Speaker 4: if you've ever had to kill time and you've got
Speaker 4: your suitcase or your luggage and you don't know where
Speaker 4: do you put stuff like this? And I was like
Speaker 4: walking around the town with a flipping breech suitcase, irritating
Speaker 4: people like you know when they have tourists here, And
Speaker 4: I was like where where? And in the end I
Speaker 4: had to go to a backpacker's place. So look as
Speaker 4: dodgy as hell, right with this guy who appeared to
Speaker 4: be watching adult pornography whilst chatting to me and smoking indoors.
Speaker 4: And I'm thinking I may not see that suitcase or
Speaker 4: anything in it ever again. So I took out what
Speaker 4: was rich, Yes, for five bucks. Anything where someone will
Speaker 4: watch something for five bucks is dodgy. When I went
Speaker 4: back to it, I was like searching it. What's he
Speaker 4: putting here? Has he been sniffing my knickers or something? Anyway,
Speaker 4: outside Dublin train station, I do a double take. When
Speaker 4: Saturday morning in Dublin I see a guy in a
Speaker 4: West Coast Eagles jumper and baseball cap. I start talking
Speaker 4: to him, because you would if you see a footy
Speaker 4: fan anywhere in the world. You start You've got something
Speaker 4: to talk about. So we start talking about it all
Speaker 4: on here and I said to him, why are you
Speaker 4: wearing it now? And he goes, because the game's about
Speaker 4: to kick off and you know, it's like you know,
Speaker 4: it's first bounce, and I'm this is my lucky to
Speaker 4: I always play this when they're playing. Dude, you've got
Speaker 4: the time zones wrong. He goes, they paid yesterday and
Speaker 4: you got smashed. You're too late with your child he is,
Speaker 4: so say, He goes, no, no, no, you wand you are
Speaker 4: I went no, No, I got my phone out. This is
Speaker 4: it's overdune. It's too too late. He took his cap off.
Speaker 4: Like he was always going to bow his head to
Speaker 4: his team in respect. So I was asking, have you
Speaker 4: ever seen a Footy fan somewhere around the world. Turns
Speaker 4: out loads of you had. Lee has Florida twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: walking through one of the Disney parks, spotted the guy
Speaker 4: wearing a Saint shup. Said hello, Christian, like you do
Speaker 4: you do? Go and start talking to him. Turned out
Speaker 4: he lived on the next road to me, out at
Speaker 4: the school that my kids had previously attended. Shannon walking
Speaker 4: into Jukes at Waikiki Outrigger in Hawaii to bump in
Speaker 4: a guy in a FI Fans stopped to say hello.
Speaker 4: We talked forty for five minutes. David. We arrived in
Speaker 4: Hawaii very tired. Walking down the street. We literally bumped
Speaker 4: into the first person we saw then Hawaii, Marcus Moonton Pelly.
Speaker 4: Do you think he was in his own kit boots
Speaker 4: and everything opening that people would recognize him? Paul Christian
Speaker 4: I was in the This is a Rugby Lee one.
Speaker 4: I was in Doha, capital of Qatar where the World
Speaker 4: Cup was last year, very large shopping mall, and I
Speaker 4: spotted right in the middle of a sea of traditional
Speaker 4: Middle Eastern Robes and Garbs Mare wearing a South Sydney
Speaker 4: rabbitose jersey. Was it Russell Crowe? By the end of
Speaker 4: this week, you must get me to tell a story
Speaker 4: that someone told me last and Steven Spielberg. It's a
Speaker 4: hell of a story. This comes from Bray. I was
Speaker 4: standing in line for a ride at Disneyland, probably wearing
Speaker 4: my Demon's cap, when a man next to me start
Speaker 4: to talking. It's Christian. Turns out he was some warrigor.
Speaker 4: It's a small world. Keep this coming. If you've ever
Speaker 4: been anywhere in the world and sported the fan around
Speaker 4: the world, email us Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 4: dot au.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Hey, speaking of footy fans around the world, I'm kind
Speaker 5: of dreading going to the footy this weekend, which I
Speaker 5: usually love to do, go and see the Bombers at
Speaker 5: dream Time and fee, but I'm going with my elderly neighbor.
Speaker 5: I Remember I told you I went to somebody school
Speaker 5: over summer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, You've got like this lovely new friendship with him,
Speaker 4: a new neighbor.
Speaker 5: He's been so generous to Bianco and I when we
Speaker 5: moved to a new neighborhood, making us feel part of
Speaker 5: the community. The kind of person who drop around a
Speaker 5: cup of milk.
Speaker 4: Or a bit of sugar if you picked up, they're
Speaker 4: waiting for a pastor delivery if you want there.
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly. He's invited me to the footy. He's an
Speaker 5: MCC member, so go and sit in some special seats.
Speaker 5: He's a Richmond fan. I'm excited to go.
Speaker 4: So you're going in. You're going in the members, the
Speaker 4: coveted members. But this is great.
Speaker 5: The only thing I'm worried about is it's just me
Speaker 5: and him, and it's the train ride there, three hours
Speaker 5: at the game, train ride back. You know, almost up.
Speaker 4: This is your first this is your first big date.
Speaker 4: So I'm guessing previously it's been in context of either
Speaker 4: your house or his house.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, or even bumping into him at the park.
Speaker 5: Been passing by a five.
Speaker 4: Minutes, so there's an easy exit point there. I just
Speaker 4: need to get back. You know you can. You can
Speaker 4: leave that easily. You're there for a couple of hours.
Speaker 4: This is a big deal.
Speaker 5: I'm looking down the barrel of almost five hours of conversation.
Speaker 4: Well straight away, take the trip there out the way
Speaker 4: say you've got a business meeting beforehand?
Speaker 5: What business do I?
Speaker 4: Christians demanded, we need to come in and interview the
Speaker 4: base playing from Blondie for this week in music. Just say, Christian,
Speaker 4: he's like this sometimes, you know, guys getting he loves
Speaker 4: So just say you've got We'll just say you've got
Speaker 4: something going on in town, and then you'll meet him.
Speaker 5: And then do I actually going to the city and
Speaker 5: wondering you have otherwise suddenly here's your door slam.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, how don't that means you, Chris? You don't
Speaker 4: feel like it anymore. They pulled the whole thing, so
Speaker 4: you will need to go and do something, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: so that wipe out a bit of it. So then
Speaker 4: you just meet him there.
Speaker 5: And then because they do a big pregame at dream Time,
Speaker 5: we've got to get there early, so there's still a
Speaker 5: lot of chat before the game.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm prepared to do right today, I'm happy
Speaker 4: to write you a load of icebreaker questions. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 4: give you ten, and then I'll put them on a
Speaker 4: couple of index cards. I'll share them with you tomorrow
Speaker 4: and then in a breakdown in the conversation. Right because
Speaker 4: during the game. Silence is okay, because there'll be stuff going.
Speaker 5: This is this is what I'm comfortable with. You can
Speaker 5: chat about footy, and that's a great thing about footing.
Speaker 5: It's like whenever there's a lull, you can go. You know,
Speaker 5: they're not putting enough pressure on something generic like that.
Speaker 5: I just feel like I don't want to do four
Speaker 5: hours of that, So it would be nice to have
Speaker 5: some conversation.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I actually I can think of one
Speaker 4: straight away, just to give you an idea. Right, you
Speaker 4: go to him, Hey, do you like pizza? Everyone likes pizza.
Speaker 4: I stopped the question the ice This is a good icebreak,
Speaker 4: but there you go. It is do you like pizza? Right?
Speaker 4: And that old man otto? Right pizza? Why do you ask?
Speaker 4: Then you say, do you fold your pizza straightway? You
Speaker 4: talk about how you like pizza. You're off to a
Speaker 4: great conversation.
Speaker 5: I feel like the danger of that, especially as I'm
Speaker 5: pulling out my flash cards to read pizza on it.
Speaker 5: I'm happy to be in an earpiece two rows behind you. Okay,
Speaker 5: is it's just a it's a yes no answer. So
Speaker 5: do you like pizza? Yes?
Speaker 4: Do you know? Then? Hey, come on, you you've interviewed people.
Speaker 4: Follow up question, what's your favorite topping? Right? He starts
Speaker 4: to talk about that.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: And then you go, what are you standing on pine
Speaker 4: nap on it? Very controversial topic. Straightway, you filled five
Speaker 4: minutes and there's been a goal straight where you're back internaction.
Speaker 4: Then you go to another one of my questions of
Speaker 4: sinking off the top of the head. Here, if you
Speaker 4: if you were going to be reincarnated and come back
Speaker 4: as any animal or woul jimmy old man otto, all right,
Speaker 4: you need to prepare by what you would be Jack
Speaker 4: all right. Straight away the conversation. Other people are joining in,
Speaker 4: going I think I'd come back as a Mama's it.
Speaker 4: Other members Yeah, yeah, we're all going, yeah, you can
Speaker 4: now be a penguin and stuff like that. And you're going, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm just tratting to old man Otto here. Anyway, I'll
Speaker 4: do ten more of those tomorrow. Okay.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Glenn has seen a footy fan around the world. Good morning, Glenn, Christian.
Speaker 4: I was in Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe, nineteen ninety nine. Between
Speaker 4: the town at south of the falls. People come up
Speaker 4: to you and try and silly carvings and souvenirs. I
Speaker 4: was approached by a kid probably no older than about
Speaker 4: ten years of age, and I couldn't have but noticed
Speaker 4: he was wearing a fucking Zimbabwe kid of ten a
Speaker 4: Collingwood Premiers nineteen ninety two shirt. Being a Carl supporter,
Speaker 4: I did the right thing and brought nothing of them
Speaker 4: cuts off Glen Lindydal. All right. We took a bunch
Speaker 4: of calls yesterday about weird and unusual things that got stolen,
Speaker 4: and there were some amazing stories. We had to move on,
Speaker 4: so we're doing the parts of this morning on nine
Speaker 4: four one four one four three. Like Sally years ago,
Speaker 4: I lived on a farm, had to ride to the
Speaker 4: bus stop for school. My handlebars were gone when I
Speaker 4: got home from school, just the handlebars. Maggie, my host,
Speaker 4: My house was robbed and they took my Google Chrome
Speaker 4: Cast remote control but left the actual expensive thing, the
Speaker 4: Google Chrome Cast. Yesterday we had and do you remember
Speaker 4: the text that coming that's just as TV remote got stolen,
Speaker 4: which is the cruelest and most disruptive of all crimes.
Speaker 8: Christian no Connell Show podcasts.
Speaker 4: Ask you this morning what weird, unusual thing got stolen
Speaker 4: Jason Kelly, Good morning, Christian. I want to falling out
Speaker 4: of my flatmates who were a couple and I asked
Speaker 4: him to move out. When they left, they stole my
Speaker 4: tea spoons. This petty stuff is just the best. What's
Speaker 4: the story that Perry had?
Speaker 5: Perry's ex girlfriend when she left, he didn't realize for
Speaker 5: a year until years later that she stole one half
Speaker 5: of a bunch of pairs of socks.
Speaker 4: It's devious.
Speaker 5: He kept finding he kept finding one sock and not
Speaker 5: being out of fund and replaced them to it. And
Speaker 5: then when they made up and amicable years later, she
Speaker 5: said that she stole ten socks.
Speaker 4: All right, So when none easier things got stolen? On
Speaker 4: nine four one four one four three, come on in tave,
Speaker 4: here you go, guys, we're good, Dave. So what got stolen?
Speaker 12: I did a job where I replaced four doors. They
Speaker 12: had doggy doors in him, went out to shop, went
Speaker 12: out to a shopping centered to get some lunch, and
Speaker 12: come back and they were taking them from the top
Speaker 12: of the trailer.
Speaker 4: Well, just in that broad daylight, in.
Speaker 12: Broad daylight, four four doors with stew of made holes
Speaker 12: in them, like massive holes in them. We came back
Speaker 12: and found the straps on the floor and the doors gone.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. Someone just dry spy and go quickly. Let's
Speaker 4: just take them.
Speaker 5: Will never get this.
Speaker 4: It's a big one, is come on, Danny ocean Dave.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. She called my have a good days, Grant,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Christian. I'm good mane. I hope
Speaker 4: you're well, Grant. And what got stolen?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I love of a reuver.
Speaker 15: You know, someone bringing the car at some side one
Speaker 15: may and ye, they stole the gustic book and one
Speaker 15: hoodrous color.
Speaker 4: Again what are you doing with that? Why bother?
Speaker 10: But know he is more distinctive. I need to sing
Speaker 10: to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Grant, thank you very much. She called it's got
Speaker 4: to Sharon now, good morning Sharon.
Speaker 16: Hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm going to welcome to the shown Sharon. And what
Speaker 4: got stolen?
Speaker 16: Well, it didn't happen to me, it happened to my friends.
Speaker 16: So I was staying up at I think it's the
Speaker 16: Blue Dolphin Caravan Park in Yamba, and I had one
Speaker 16: to meet Raff from the night before at the hour
Speaker 16: or so, and they decided to make a curry in
Speaker 16: their slow cooker and let it cook through the night
Speaker 16: in their annex outside.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lovely.
Speaker 16: And they came out the morning and it was gone,
Speaker 16: the whole thing, the slow cooker, the.
Speaker 4: Curry mystery, the Blue Dolphin caravan park.
Speaker 5: That's why people want to be anonymous. When they win
Speaker 5: a big, big prize like the lottery in case they
Speaker 5: get wrong. But the meat, like the meat rufe, people
Speaker 5: know that they've got that meat.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's too public, isn't it. Yeah. The next
Speaker 4: time we did the big home drawer before a big
Speaker 4: four million meat prize, four million dollars worth of meat. Saron,
Speaker 4: that's a great one. Thank you very much to kill me.
Speaker 13: I have a good days to see you.
Speaker 4: Bye bye now, Vanessa, Hi, how are you going? I'm good, Vanessa?
Speaker 4: What got stolen?
Speaker 14: A Duran Duran cassette and it can of hairspray.
Speaker 4: This crime the bar. Yeah, you don't give us someone
Speaker 4: with big high hair simon them on look alike, Vanessa.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. You cool. Keep this coming. The
Speaker 4: weird and Unusual Things that got stolen.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're asking we're an unusual thing that got stolen, Scotty Christian,
Speaker 4: I'm good, Welcome to the show. Scott What did they take?
Speaker 4: A log off a fire, A big overnight log, put
Speaker 4: a big we used to call them all night as
Speaker 4: you put it on.
Speaker 17: Get up in the morning, it's still burning.
Speaker 15: Got up and it was gone.
Speaker 17: And I knew because there was a trail of carl
Speaker 17: and so did you trace it all the way to.
Speaker 15: The c I ran out sort of halfway up the.
Speaker 4: Hill spontaneously combusted or it remained? Was the child remains
Speaker 4: of the log?
Speaker 15: Yes, all the way up the hill.
Speaker 4: What a strange, pointless thing to take.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we were right in the bush.
Speaker 17: There was plenty of woodline, alright.
Speaker 4: No shortage out there. Yeah, alright, Scottie. Thanks you, Cormte,
Speaker 4: you have a good day.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Tina are you yep?
Speaker 18: Uh yeah, Tina story. I'm thirty five year old, practice
Speaker 18: out my dad's cat back in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: It's a prickly thing. You gotta have gloves or something
Speaker 4: in one of those things. It's not an easy thing.
Speaker 4: Hot logs, cactus. That's a hard thing to get away with,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 17: Go well prepared?
Speaker 4: They were prepared. What do you mean, sort of scouting
Speaker 4: it out for a while.
Speaker 6: It was a weekend before Mother's Day, so.
Speaker 4: That's what everyone dreams of as a thirty five year
Speaker 4: old cactus. Prickly, horrible, aggressive plant. You Tina, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You call. Let's go to Mick now, Good
Speaker 4: morning Mick. Guys. Hello, we're good Mick. And what weird
Speaker 4: unusual thing got stolen from you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: I went to an Angel concerts and went home, went
Speaker 7: to bed, got up the next morning, went to work,
Speaker 7: come home my bungalow I was differing with Mum and dad.
Speaker 7: Bungalow got open into and my Angel shirt and pair
Speaker 7: of drops were gone.
Speaker 4: My god, scoundrels. Meck, that's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You cool Kim, Good morning.
Speaker 16: It's morning.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 14: Had about nine hundred dollars worth of paint in my
Speaker 14: garage and I went to paint and someone had stolen
Speaker 14: all of it and replaced it with old paint in
Speaker 14: different colors.
Speaker 10: This is pretty bizarre.
Speaker 5: So they'd open up tins of your paint.
Speaker 14: Out my tins were My tins were open because I
Speaker 14: was actually painting, and I put it away in the garage,
Speaker 14: went to work for a couple of days went to
Speaker 14: go back to keep painting, and I went out and
Speaker 14: all the tins were different, different colors. Some were even
Speaker 14: hard as a rock.
Speaker 18: They just chopped all mine and retried to around.
Speaker 5: Pain doing the crime. Why leave something else behind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get a less sentence for replacements.
Speaker 5: It's like Indiana Jones trying to replace the idol with
Speaker 5: a bag of hands.
Speaker 4: Kim, it's a strange one. You never understood it beat
Speaker 4: away at me for years. Kim, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: She called, I have a good day thanks to calling
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So my wife is doing a friend a good deed
Speaker 4: in the moment. And I think there are three big
Speaker 4: good deeds in life when it comes to friends. Give
Speaker 4: them a ride to the airport, have the move house,
Speaker 4: and then the really big one, can you look after
Speaker 4: my shop? So my wife is doing the big one.
Speaker 4: She's looking after a friend of hers shop. So two
Speaker 4: days ago she went and got trained up. She's got
Speaker 4: to go and open it and actually till trained and
Speaker 4: stuff like this in a shop she has no experience
Speaker 4: in working. It's a home functionings place in Hampton did.
Speaker 5: She ever do retail before she was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah yeah so and even in afters when
Speaker 4: she quit her as well, she worked in a health
Speaker 4: food shop for about a year and a holme she did.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah when we and when we when I first
Speaker 4: started in radio and the salary was not great. We
Speaker 4: all and also we both have part time jobs. When
Speaker 4: you start radio, you do not start radio to earn money.
Speaker 4: We start Sarah and I started a cleaning business. So
Speaker 4: what the weekend we would go around cleaning people's homes.
Speaker 4: When you listen when yep, so.
Speaker 5: Did you sell it on the show, like all right,
Speaker 5: and that's it?
Speaker 4: And I don't forget that's the end of show it
Speaker 4: if you need your house scrawling at the weekend. Funny
Speaker 4: we didn't, but I remember we when we were when
Speaker 4: she was trying to get it going, we were and
Speaker 4: we were doing you know, you go door to door
Speaker 4: leaflet dropping or something a couple. Are you the guys
Speaker 4: on the radio? Guy? Why would I be cleaning your
Speaker 4: home at the weekend because of how little they paid me.
Speaker 4: So anyway, today I want to know what have you
Speaker 4: ever had to look after a friend's shop? If you have?
Speaker 4: And also this morning, I didn't know it was broken.
Speaker 4: So many times you hear stories about someone who had
Speaker 4: hurt their foot and then carry on for a while,
Speaker 4: and then you go back to the doctor because it's
Speaker 4: not going away, and they go, yeah, this is broken bank.
Speaker 5: His mum was walking around with him on this big
Speaker 5: family holiday. They had keep complaining about her foot, and
Speaker 5: no one really gave it.
Speaker 4: Constant holiday family, your in laws are constantly on a holiday.
Speaker 5: And two weeks after they got back from the holiday,
Speaker 5: she's finally going to the doctor and now overnight she said, hey,
Speaker 5: my foot is broken and I've just been walking around
Speaker 5: on it all.
Speaker 4: Right, so this morning I didn't know it was broken.
Speaker 4: And have you hou's a friend out by looking after
Speaker 4: the shot during a lunch break or half a day. Oh,
Speaker 4: and do you need your house clean this weekend? Still
Speaker 4: got on the cloths.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Someone's this email we going Christian harm sounds horrific. The
Speaker 4: first job you had on radio, how much did you
Speaker 4: get You were in radio paid per show? Right, So
Speaker 4: my first radio show, this is bear in mind, this
Speaker 4: was a breakfast show, right, was seventy bucks a day
Speaker 4: a day, seventy bucks a show. That's why my wife
Speaker 4: and I had a cleaning business at the weekend to
Speaker 4: try and pay the bills. So, and this was the
Speaker 4: biggest station in a city. Was there about one point
Speaker 4: two million? So it wasn't It was a place called Boormouth,
Speaker 4: So it's a decent sized city, one point two million people,
Speaker 4: and it was the biggest radio station. But they were
Speaker 4: so tight, and I was just so desperate, terrible mixed
Speaker 4: that to start a calling. Already seventy bucks a day
Speaker 4: I got, all right, So the sawning then you didn't
Speaker 4: know it was broken. And have you ever looked after
Speaker 4: the shop for somebody? It might be an hour or two.
Speaker 4: Now you spoke to someone who didn't want to come
Speaker 4: on air.
Speaker 5: No obviously using a fake name, because they first said,
Speaker 5: this is the Jordan they've got Big Gordon. Got Gordon.
Speaker 5: He didn't want to come on air in case anyone
Speaker 5: recognize his name. He looked after a main shop. It
Speaker 5: was like an antique storm and his girlfriend came to
Speaker 5: visit the shop, so they locked the shop up and
Speaker 5: on one of the antique beds they made use of
Speaker 5: one of the ends.
Speaker 4: Well, they made out on like an anti ottoman one of.
Speaker 5: The full sized beds. They they christened it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I doubt they christened it if it's that old.
Speaker 4: I think someone might have done that in that bed before.
Speaker 4: Best chat for me in that inn a him, Helen,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Helen, good morning. Hello, Hello, roll with that one. Okay,
Speaker 4: why not? And Helen, what didn't you know is broken
Speaker 4: at the time?
Speaker 18: Okay, So a couple of years ago, I fell in
Speaker 18: the bathroom and hurt my leg, crawled around the house,
Speaker 18: got dressed, landed on the couch in the lounge, and
Speaker 18: my sister calls and says, I'm coming to your side
Speaker 18: of town. I'm going to go and see and you
Speaker 18: can would you like to come for a drive? Just
Speaker 18: come and pick me up and stuff. So off we
Speaker 18: went to the caryad. I decided to stay in the
Speaker 18: car and wait.
Speaker 13: She comes back.
Speaker 18: She bought a new can't. So you're all right, I
Speaker 18: think I've hurt my foot. I need to go home.
Speaker 18: So I've gone home, link into the house, down on
Speaker 18: the couch and this doesn't feel right, got myself off
Speaker 18: to the hospital. I had broken the tibia and lephibia
Speaker 18: in my left leg. Clean break straight across agony.
Speaker 4: Yeah, agony, agony which listen, Helen, thank you very much
Speaker 4: your story.
Speaker 18: There, you're welcome e a good.
Speaker 4: Day and you and you are you. I think the
Speaker 4: boy is going to give me seventy bucks, not really
Speaker 4: move things forward, have I. Let's go to doubt. It
Speaker 4: took a long time, didn't it. Deborah?
Speaker 17: Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Deborah? So which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 4: Did you break something? I didn't realize at the time.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so I broke something, and I didn't realize at
Speaker 17: the time. I thought I'd broken something, but I didn't
Speaker 17: know what. So I was riding my bike because chasing
Speaker 17: a fire engine, so rested for disaster.
Speaker 4: I got to just pause it from a minute. Why
Speaker 4: were you chasing a fire engine?
Speaker 17: Because I wanted to see where the fire was?
Speaker 4: All right, okay, so you were a kid at the time.
Speaker 4: It was just cutbacks at the fire department.
Speaker 17: There's all right, it's a long time ago now. So anyway,
Speaker 17: I I'm chasing the bike, chasing the fire o engein
Speaker 17: went too wide around a bend, hit the brakes, but
Speaker 17: couldn't stop in time, slightly hit the cement light pole,
Speaker 17: went over the handlebars of my bike landed on the
Speaker 17: ground and my arm went numb. So I thought I'd
Speaker 17: broken my arm, and so I put it in like imagined.
Speaker 17: I had eddie a sling and got back on the bike,
Speaker 17: rode back up the hills back home, and then I
Speaker 17: got when I got them, I'm feeling around chairs. No, no,
Speaker 17: it's not broken.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 17: I could move my wriarst all the rest of it.
Speaker 17: Just like, don't have a shower, I bring out the breezing.
Speaker 17: So I went into the bathroom, grabbed my t shirt,
Speaker 17: went to pop, take it off over my head and
Speaker 17: that's when the collarbone actually popped out of play. So
Speaker 17: it had been a hairline fracture until then, and then
Speaker 17: it was a clean break. Didn't broake until then.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. And kids on the school run right now,
Speaker 4: before the internet, this is what we would do. We
Speaker 4: get on our bikes, chase after fire. That's up with sirens,
Speaker 4: chases exactly how it used to be back in the day. Deborah,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Worried well Christian Connell's show podcast right now.
Speaker 4: Few last calls, then, have you ever helped somebody out
Speaker 4: looking after a shop and you didn't know it was
Speaker 4: broken Deborah Hallo, Debra, so you looked after someone's stool?
Speaker 13: I think I did.
Speaker 6: We're in My husband and I were in Saltburg in
Speaker 6: Austria and we were looking at a seven stall and
Speaker 6: the lady was busting to go the tour lead, so
Speaker 6: she asked us to mind the store for us. Taurus No,
Speaker 6: and of course we didn't speak the lingo. And anyway,
Speaker 6: she was gone for about fifteen minutes. We were so
Speaker 6: relieved when she got back.
Speaker 5: Did you make any sales?
Speaker 6: No, lots of window shoppers, but no. Thank goodness really,
Speaker 6: because we wouldn't have known what to do.
Speaker 4: No, I bet, Debra, that's a great story. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. She gives us a call. Have a good day. No,
Speaker 4: very thanks by Boye Jason. Jason, So I think this
Speaker 4: is your son. You didn't know it's broken at the time.
Speaker 15: No. He actually won his first jiu jitsu tournament with
Speaker 15: a broken elbow, only to get a phone call from
Speaker 15: the hospital which we did get x rayed earlier the
Speaker 15: week beforehand, to say, yeah, you get a coming, it's broken.
Speaker 5: So the hospital already knew before the tournament that.
Speaker 15: He had No we got to x ray the Thursday
Speaker 15: and they couldn't give us a dippin in advanter. So
Speaker 15: my son was adamant to play to the tournament anyway,
Speaker 15: and we got the phone call on one day as
Speaker 15: we sent him to the school. So you better bring
Speaker 15: him in. It's broken at Yeah, whatever you do.
Speaker 5: Do not let him go in any tournaments like a
Speaker 5: modern day karate kid.
Speaker 4: The Jiu Jitsu Kid movie does Dana White this, it's
Speaker 4: called sign him Up for the Well in the US
Speaker 4: is coming to Sydney. Your sun needs to be competing. Sorry,
Speaker 4: all right, thank you, Jason. Let's go to Dave. Good morning, David.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, Christian. A long time ago, about thirty years ago,
Speaker 13: I used to I had a brother in law that
Speaker 13: owned a fish and chip shop and a few other
Speaker 13: bits and pieces, and I had to help him run
Speaker 13: it for a day with the girlfriend at the time,
Speaker 13: and she was into food but I wasn't. And she
Speaker 13: went away and the freezer had turned itself off through
Speaker 13: power outage or something, and I didn't know, and I
Speaker 13: didn't think anything of it, so I just saw it
Speaker 13: was off and turned it back on and it was
Speaker 13: all good. And then some people wanted some fish and
Speaker 13: chips and it was that pre packed fish. It wasn't
Speaker 13: fresh enough, so I just grabbed a few pieces out
Speaker 13: of the freezer and cooked it up in. About half
Speaker 13: an hour later they came back in and the bloke
Speaker 13: came back in and said, there's something wrong with your fish.
Speaker 18: Mate.
Speaker 13: We've all been throwing its guts up over in the
Speaker 13: park after.
Speaker 4: Rehearseated fish and somebody's oval. Delightful. Wow, employee of the month.
Speaker 4: Great story, David, Thank you very much. Keep it for me.
Speaker 4: Was she was into food and I was.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: My wife is just about to open up the shop
Speaker 4: of a friend of hers that she's going to be
Speaker 4: working today looking after it. She's the only person there yesterday, Patsy,
Speaker 4: what do you think about this idea? Yes, I said
Speaker 4: to Jack and Rio, I said maybe we should call right,
Speaker 4: call the shop with a series of prank calls about
Speaker 4: asking for we're my candles, because she'd be really nervous,
Speaker 4: right and just non stop calls for an hour about
Speaker 4: people ask about the candles.
Speaker 5: He pats he was actually annoyed that she doesn't open
Speaker 5: the shop till nine o'clock and we'll be off there.
Speaker 5: I was thinking of asking her to open an hour early.
Speaker 3: You know what, she wouldn't know in the first.
Speaker 4: Five It wouldn't be me. It wouldn't be me. Now
Speaker 4: I'd get the team to do it. She would not
Speaker 4: be all and she'd put on like an extra post
Speaker 4: accident and go, oh, yes, how can help you? And
Speaker 4: then we're that candles a comedy that won't be on
Speaker 4: tomorrow's show.
Speaker 5: And which bit is the brank?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 3: You know what you could do?
Speaker 2: I reckon we should hand seend like a heap of
Speaker 2: uber food, like every five minutes, just deliveries, just keep
Speaker 2: turning up. We know the pranks every five minutes she
Speaker 2: gets to do.
Speaker 4: It, does jackass? There's some chips from Sarah us.
Speaker 5: For spending thirty to forty dollars every five minutes to
Speaker 5: do a bank.
Speaker 4: New feature, though Patsy's Pranks starts next week on the
Speaker 4: show Watch out. You never know there's chips coming to you.
Speaker 4: It's Patsy's Pranks. You've been chipped. Do write that down,
Speaker 4: producers now, just as an experiment.
Speaker 5: Then Uber driver after uber brows in somebody's workplace.
Speaker 4: What a nice brank? All right? Time wasted today on
Speaker 4: World Pain Avoidance Day, Please listeners, please, Every day we
Speaker 4: say avoid the pain. Scientists I didn't know this have
Speaker 4: an instrument for measuring pain called a dolmeter. Okay, and
Speaker 4: they've worked out the top five most painful conditions. What
Speaker 4: do we think of the most painful things to happen?
Speaker 3: It's got to be kidney stones. I've hit those before.
Speaker 4: Boom number two. This is a land injury. Labor not
Speaker 4: even in the top five. It's not a condition, isn't
Speaker 4: it that that would beyond like too strong? Too strong?
Speaker 5: Kicking the balls.
Speaker 4: It's not a condition, isn't it. My friend's not very well?
Speaker 4: What's he sing? Kicking the balls? Why do you rush
Speaker 4: it as well? Kicking the balls? Ruttured clackers are at
Speaker 4: number three result of okay, five appendent scientists four toothache
Speaker 4: and number one slip disc and rears put here in
Speaker 4: the back. I've had one in my eye before. And
Speaker 4: throats right, How was thick? Does he think? I am?
Speaker 4: Answered that it would have been funny or chips? All right.
Speaker 4: We're looking for painful songs. Painful songs today on the
Speaker 4: time waste, Oh my god, Princess hurt himself that's right,
Speaker 4: Purple Sprain, Yes, Silus, he didn't know it's broken. Now
Speaker 4: we don't want any more of those ever. Again. I
Speaker 4: heard it through the grape vine, the Beatles. They're in pain,
Speaker 4: that's right, yeah, gout nasty inflammation. And Jennifer Page that's
Speaker 4: why she's got thrunt. Whoa that it's a condition? Is
Speaker 4: a condition? Uncomfortable? Friend told me Jack, what have you got? Uh?
Speaker 5: Smash Mouth have hurt themselves. What's happening? They're walking on
Speaker 5: the sun without shoes?
Speaker 3: What a train wreck?
Speaker 4: I want to give you seventy bucks walking on the
Speaker 4: s Paul for Coo we rob level. Sorry, Paul even
Speaker 4: you've got to agree.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna like this though. No, Bob Dylan's hurt himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, he hurt his knuckles because he was knocking
Speaker 5: on heavy door.
Speaker 4: Come on, you're better than this. Come on, let's just
Speaker 4: start again. Let's pretend that didn't happen, okay, or making
Speaker 4: a candle call in.
Speaker 5: Five okay, I'll finish with TLC and their most famous song.
Speaker 4: What was that again? Those scrubs?
Speaker 5: No toe stubs?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm over to you now do this? What have
Speaker 4: you got them? Pain for songs.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Have you guys got some cable ties in there? No,
Speaker 3: I've got bunch. Just went back to my desk in
Speaker 3: the newsroom. There's a bunch of cable ties at each terminal.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's tie up your cables.
Speaker 2: Day at Gold We've all got to tie up our
Speaker 2: cables at our desks.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't hate I don't have a desk here. Actually,
Speaker 4: the only desk I have because I'm a radio go
Speaker 4: half man half desk is this hm.
Speaker 3: So I don't think that seemed my job description.
Speaker 5: Ooh, whose is it?
Speaker 3: It's not mine?
Speaker 4: Should you know the show? Maybe this is a thing
Speaker 4: for later, I mean, twenty four hours ago we had
Speaker 4: her strange. I suppose you're still where we're on air.
Speaker 5: I think she thinks we're off air again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, trail mix is coming out in a minute,
Speaker 4: all right. So we're looking for your painful songs. Jack,
Speaker 4: you ready to mark?
Speaker 5: Let's do it?
Speaker 4: Ak ak ak achy Heart, silver Man, Slaughter on my
Speaker 4: dance floor, bloody else, Sam, you can keep it long?
Speaker 4: Uh blister and the bum. There we go. We found
Speaker 4: the cold is Amy well done in pain in the membrane. Gold,
Speaker 4: I don't cav wonder wound.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 4: I want to scold your hand silver limp like an
Speaker 4: Egyptian silver blondie with rupture, baby got back ache, silver
Speaker 4: pas rolling your ankle in the deep Gold, nasty, I'm
Speaker 4: uh begs with trying to stay alive.
Speaker 5: No wit Where do you this one?
Speaker 4: Pat Benatar hit me with your pet rock, Yes, Bronze,
Speaker 4: blame it on the spraying instead of rain.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 4: Not stand by me, but stand on me foot, Bronze.
Speaker 4: Ricky sent this one in. It's a little bit of
Speaker 4: a kind of direction from Ricky for me. I did
Speaker 4: my birst Ricky stairway to a brackets better verbally, but
Speaker 4: it's me falling down the stairs. I thought that what happened,
Speaker 4: But did it just as Ricky Clyde proclaimers, Who've got
Speaker 4: a painful song? Not five hundred miles, five hundred piles
Speaker 4: That is nasty from Sue Welde Me and Bobby scrapement
Speaker 4: knee Silver Pinki the tiger Silva. Are you going to
Speaker 4: rear my girl? What are you arding? Bron's jack one
Speaker 4: of this that anti beggar heard you. You can't stop
Speaker 4: the mucus. You can't stab the mucus.
Speaker 5: Mucus isn't really painful.
Speaker 4: Oh, it can be congestion. You go and check the
Speaker 4: team at Chimis Warehouse. I tell you it can be
Speaker 4: very painful. Shingle bells, gold, and finally by Richard. I
Speaker 4: was not by Richard, but it is Richard. I was
Speaker 4: made for chafing you baby by kiss Oh okay.
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Speaker 4: because of an errand desk cable. All right, tomorrow's show
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Speaker 4: there's somebody you want to say thank you to, but
Speaker 4: it might have been a while, the moment just passed
Speaker 4: you by, You've got distracted, and then you haven't ever
Speaker 4: got the chance to actually say thank you to somebody.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow late thank you after something Jack was sharing with
Speaker 4: me when we're talking about a team member, Perry and
Speaker 4: his wife. They're expecting their first child any day now,
Speaker 4: so really exciting for them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Biank and I often talk about a nurse we
Speaker 5: had during the birth of our son who we absolutely loved,
Speaker 5: but in the chaos of him being born and like
Speaker 5: you're meeting him for the first time, we didn't get
Speaker 5: to say thank you to her, and before we knew it,
Speaker 5: she'd left for the day. And she really changed the
Speaker 5: pace of our labor. Like we were ten hours in
Speaker 5: and we'd hit this slump, and you know, they said, like, ah,
Speaker 5: he's sort of gone backwards in it could be hours now.
Speaker 5: And then they swapped over nurses and this girl came
Speaker 5: in and she was brilliant. She really made banker feel comfortable.
Speaker 4: Such a difference.
Speaker 5: She was awesome, and in the chaos of it all,
Speaker 5: I can't even remember her name, but we loved her
Speaker 5: so much and she really helped us through it. And
Speaker 5: we often think we don't even know how to thank
Speaker 5: her because we can't remember her name. But she did
Speaker 5: know the radio show. She was a listener of the
Speaker 5: radio show. So if you were that person and you're
Speaker 5: hearing this, and you were.
Speaker 4: So was you went the maternity ward of Witch Hospital.
Speaker 5: Maternity ward at Francis Perry and she would remember we
Speaker 5: talked about dumplings in Coburg.
Speaker 4: This is great. That's one of those those misconnections. You
Speaker 4: were the dumpling lady. I was a man with my
Speaker 4: newborn child. Maybe not misconnections.
Speaker 5: But if you're hearing us from both Biancha and I
Speaker 5: and ou s, I'm Gordon, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, so late thank you though. For jacksone.
Speaker 4: That's about a year and a bit, isn't it from
Speaker 4: when it was born. It might be going about five,
Speaker 4: ten or even more years. So it doesn't matter about
Speaker 4: how long this thank you is. It's important you get
Speaker 4: the thank you out tomorrow. Email me Christian at Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot au. We're back tomorrow. Have a
Speaker 4: great day.
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