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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, Jack Post, good morning, Good to see you, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 3>Great to see you again.

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<v Speaker 4>You too.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've had a two week break and I came

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<v Speaker 3>in early today because I just want to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>I was there for the team. And there's been a

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<v Speaker 3>few changes in the last two weeks. The team was here.

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<v Speaker 3>I walk in at five twenty five twenty most of

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<v Speaker 3>you asleep, the team having a team meeting. We're all here,

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<v Speaker 3>and then my phone ping's Jack Post. Word for word,

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<v Speaker 3>this is the message. I can't get into my car.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm running five minutes late, and we're like, yep, everything

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<v Speaker 3>is back and ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got the smartest car in the world, a Tesla.

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<v Speaker 1>Too futuristic.

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<v Speaker 6>Why is muskielew locking out the users.

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<v Speaker 1>With the Tesla?

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<v Speaker 7>The phone is your key and overnight I did that

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<v Speaker 7>thing where you thought you plugged it in, but you

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<v Speaker 7>did a fan to plug the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't true.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like in the work experienced kid who turned

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<v Speaker 3>up late to work on a Monday. You're a grown

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<v Speaker 3>ass man. Get in your car. You know the phone

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<v Speaker 3>didn't charge you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't. You can't physically open the door. So I'm sifting

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<v Speaker 1>through drawers really annoy looking for they do have this key,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like a credit.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a bicycle. Do you cared about this job?

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<v Speaker 6>You'd cycle your ass in.

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<v Speaker 3>You're only ten minutes away, super charge tall man like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Three strikes, you're here, so perhaps you what what was

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<v Speaker 3>your Easter?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you do? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>We had a great easter, lots of day trips. Went

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<v Speaker 5>out to a farm on the weekend, which was nice,

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<v Speaker 5>to a lavender farm that was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember those days where no one chooses to go

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<v Speaker 3>to leavender farmers, and that's you'd you've run out of

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<v Speaker 3>things to do with the kids.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not like that now, Thisten.

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<v Speaker 3>No teenager wants to dreams of going being dragged to

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<v Speaker 3>a lavender farm.

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<v Speaker 7>We got to go, Mum, every kid at school is going,

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<v Speaker 7>and I just got to be excluded.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we make lavender homemade pillows or husbands?

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<v Speaker 5>For that point, he couldn't see the point in going,

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<v Speaker 5>And I said, trust me, it was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Big Christian fall to sleep in those lavender fills.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to the lavender farm.

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<v Speaker 7>That was one we did when we ran out of

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<v Speaker 7>things to take my in laws too as they were visiting.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been to I've been to one of the leavender

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<v Speaker 3>farms here three times. The various guests visitors come here

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<v Speaker 3>where you run out of things to do, because if

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<v Speaker 3>you come from the UK, you ain't just staying here

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<v Speaker 3>for three days.

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<v Speaker 6>We go love you see it.

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<v Speaker 3>They're here for a long ass time, too long to say.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's like you're going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to even they're like, what about Great Ocean Road?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Catch around to Lavender Farm is international. Guests expect things

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<v Speaker 1>like the Sydney Harbor Bridge, the Opera.

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<v Speaker 3>We run out very quick. Yeah do the MG yes,

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<v Speaker 3>come mcg Ocean Road and Lavender Farm.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what Melbourne's built on.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't realize that lavender is not blooming at the moment.

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<v Speaker 5>So we got here.

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<v Speaker 3>Just what they called it a fallow fields.

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<v Speaker 6>Just imagine when this is inlo.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's like a carpet of.

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<v Speaker 6>Lever right now, it's just scorched.

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<v Speaker 1>But please walk through the museum where you.

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<v Speaker 3>See that they give shop, get some seeds and actually

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<v Speaker 3>sprinkle them. So what did you seem to you.

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to be positive. You guys, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>a heap of shrubs, and I said, yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 5>can still smell the lavender, at least.

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<v Speaker 2>From Mazing Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So my wife and I got back at midnight to

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<v Speaker 3>Melbourne Airport from the UK. I went back home for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Still haven't seen my mom and dad and my sister

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<v Speaker 3>for two years. And it was lovely seeing everyone, but

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<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes in life you need to see something

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing happening a couple of times before you

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<v Speaker 3>realize there's a pattern here. It felt like felt like

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<v Speaker 3>it was a spreading misery tour because everywhere I went

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<v Speaker 3>there was a beautiful emotional reunion with my mom and

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<v Speaker 3>then my dad and then my sister. And then when

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<v Speaker 3>you have to say goodbye to them, they are utterly

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<v Speaker 3>heartbroken as you drive away in a high car and

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<v Speaker 3>you see them utterly crestfalling as you actually say the

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<v Speaker 3>words out loud to your own family, see you again

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<v Speaker 3>in a year, like that's okay, because to me it's

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<v Speaker 3>like back next year, like it's a normal thing. And

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<v Speaker 3>you see them waving and.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all it was for two weeks the way you went.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's so lovely to see you, and then either the

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<v Speaker 3>next day or a couple hours later, going see you

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<v Speaker 3>in a year's time. As you drive away in silence,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife and I we were like, wait, we're now

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<v Speaker 3>going to do that again, to do that again? And

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote down it was eight beds. We stayed in

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<v Speaker 3>eight different beds in fourteen days. And I tell you what,

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<v Speaker 3>when I do go back next year, I'm taking my

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<v Speaker 3>own pillow. What it does when you're a certain age,

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<v Speaker 3>when you when you have eight different pillows. I swear

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<v Speaker 3>to God. Three o'clock today, I've got phizzio appointment.

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<v Speaker 6>What's wrong with me?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't slept on my own pillow in two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize the damage it's done to me, eight

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<v Speaker 3>different new pillows. My neck can't handle this. I need

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<v Speaker 3>my memory phone.

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<v Speaker 7>It's gonna be It's like a Goldilock situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Too soft, too hard. Yeah, it's just going to be

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So I was waiting for my baggage.

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<v Speaker 3>Your baggage reclaim is midnight, okay, and we just got

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<v Speaker 3>off fourteen hour flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you choose the last fly. Did you come

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<v Speaker 1>in on?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, do you know what you guys? Superk that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh mate, my wife, do you know what time we

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<v Speaker 3>got on? Do you want to be getting on a

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<v Speaker 3>plane at two thirty am into Bay which is the

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<v Speaker 3>world's craziest and biggest mega airport. That means you're checking

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<v Speaker 3>in at about eleven o'clock. There's no one there. My

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<v Speaker 3>wife goes it is it easiest to move around it

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<v Speaker 3>when you think, no, no one wants to fly eleven

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<v Speaker 3>o'clock at night, two thirty am. We bought, we're boarding.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just your body doesn't know what's going on. You

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<v Speaker 3>thinking of fourteen hours and then we're like bickering, going

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<v Speaker 3>do we sleep now or do not fall asleep yet? Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>stay away? I can't. The sleep's taking me. What's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>happen to me? Will I still be do the radio show?

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<v Speaker 3>You slapping? My boat's got to stay away? But the

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<v Speaker 3>sleep's taking me. Anyway. When we were waiting for our

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<v Speaker 3>luggage after a fourteen hour flight, you know, these different

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<v Speaker 3>types sucks. And I was waiting for the bags and

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah going to get a trolley to point at the

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<v Speaker 3>right way because obviously if you've been international getting the bags,

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<v Speaker 3>it's that's the easy bit. You're then going to go

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<v Speaker 3>and do that long, old snaky queue to Australia Border

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<v Speaker 3>Force Patrol, the toughest, most feared in the world. You

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<v Speaker 3>better not have mud in that bag. Have you been

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<v Speaker 3>near a river? Have you got mud in that bag? Pam,

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<v Speaker 3>you cannot come back in this country. We're going to

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<v Speaker 3>burn that suitcase.

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<v Speaker 1>I know your sister is a farmer.

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<v Speaker 3>I was nowhere near that farm. I drove past it.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So with us the breaker went back home and see

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<v Speaker 3>my mom, my dad and sister. Hadn't seen them for

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<v Speaker 3>two years. So it's a very emotional, very lovely time

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<v Speaker 3>over there. And for once in the UK spring actually

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<v Speaker 3>the weather was half decent. It's still rained for half

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<v Speaker 3>the time. But even though you go this is amazing

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<v Speaker 3>this weather, well it's only rained fifty percent of the

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<v Speaker 3>time here. And whenever my wife and I go back

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<v Speaker 3>to the UK, and that's always going to be home.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is home for us. It's half for people

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<v Speaker 3>to understand. But on our last night, we were staying

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<v Speaker 3>at some of our oldest friends and they'd gathered around

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<v Speaker 3>of our friends, the surprises. We all had drinks and

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<v Speaker 3>a takeaway to it was so there's about fourteen people

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<v Speaker 3>sat at the table. My wife went to toilet and

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<v Speaker 3>they said to me, do you think you'll never move back?

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<v Speaker 3>And too quickly I said I'd had to cut a

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<v Speaker 3>glass of wine. I said nothing, We'll bring me back

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<v Speaker 3>here and.

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<v Speaker 1>The table the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone actually went, WHOA didn't need any time to think

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<v Speaker 3>about that, and I went, sorry, just really appreciate so

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<v Speaker 3>and I really appreciate this kind of second act of

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<v Speaker 3>our life. Off this is this is home.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I will bring.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing and not even friends, right, but anyway, thanks for

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<v Speaker 3>organizing this takeaway so you get in a year's time. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>when I was, when I was waiting to get my

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<v Speaker 3>bags at Baggage reclaimed Saturday at midnight, right after forteen

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<v Speaker 3>hour flight that we got on in Dubai at two

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<v Speaker 3>thirty am, just physically and emotionally and I believe spiritually

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<v Speaker 3>broken right waiting for the bags, well, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>get a trolley, and I was just all I was

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<v Speaker 3>just literally like a highlight reel of upsetting my family

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<v Speaker 3>in that saying goodbye to I'm thinking, here is a

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<v Speaker 3>long time. My god, what a strange thing to do

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<v Speaker 3>to live here, all these thoughts going around like you do,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's very late at night. I'm so confused. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel tired, but I'm very tired. Anyway. I'm I'm leaning.

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<v Speaker 3>I've extended the little you know, that telescopic handle you have,

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<v Speaker 3>and I carried on case, the little one to carry

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<v Speaker 3>on one. I'm leaning on it, slumped right, sweating. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't look in a good word. I actually just I

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<v Speaker 3>am unbroken. And then one of our listeners, very funny

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<v Speaker 3>guy who will later on you as a Matt.

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<v Speaker 6>Some guy just.

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<v Speaker 3>Comes up to me, stands in front of me, mine's

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<v Speaker 3>taking a photo, and goes, New Billboard.

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<v Speaker 6>You're a funny dude.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name? Matt? Matt the listener, and I realized

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<v Speaker 3>he was on the same flight as me, on the

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<v Speaker 3>same row, and I kept seeing him looking over and

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<v Speaker 3>trying to getting a bit of vicount. I didn't think

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<v Speaker 3>with him. He just recognized you for someone deterior. He did,

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<v Speaker 3>We're now going to get my pat moment, New Billboard.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, what are you doing in Dubai? Goes, I've

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<v Speaker 3>actually been for four days Italy I was on the

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<v Speaker 3>same flight as you. I said, what do you do

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<v Speaker 3>in Italy? And all the way from Melbourne. This guy

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<v Speaker 3>works with company that make French fries and he was

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<v Speaker 3>going to examine some new equipment in a factory in Bologna.

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<v Speaker 3>When you don't need four days, took some piece of

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<v Speaker 3>French fry machinery.

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<v Speaker 7>Especially the time when half a million people made their

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<v Speaker 7>way to Italy for the post funerals.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to look at some French fries.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast We're back.

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<v Speaker 3>Also back with your misheard lyrics at eight this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, on that long flight from Dubai, forteen

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<v Speaker 3>hour flight that we bordered at two thirty am, I saw,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes once you become aware of something, you

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<v Speaker 3>get vigilant. I can't unsee it. There was an Irish

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<v Speaker 3>lady in her seventies who was drinking heavily. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>straight away like it's two thirty two thirty am. Who's

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<v Speaker 3>got thirst Irish people plus the most generous lady I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever seen, a skin almost translucent.

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<v Speaker 6>It literally was that that's got to be that has

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<v Speaker 6>to be ed.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharing's nan. I've met the Galway girl anyway fastward six

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<v Speaker 3>hours of continuous top ups. She wobbles off the toward

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<v Speaker 3>it and then suddenly, you know somethings on long flights,

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<v Speaker 3>they just turned a line. It's a bedtime, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Dad's John lighter.

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<v Speaker 6>That's enough now, it's just to light to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, like what not. I enforced myself to go to

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<v Speaker 3>sleep right now and always envy other people who suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>are snoring within a minute.

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<v Speaker 6>People, I wish that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I try and trying to sleep right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to sleep right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, I try to go to sleep next time I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to God. This Irish lady has sat on me,

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<v Speaker 3>confused that that she can't even see me. She's so drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>She actually sat on me. I did this movie because

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to like sort of reflex this to

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<v Speaker 3>touch someone and get them off me, and so I

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<v Speaker 3>actually went this. Whoa, like there's nothing happening, especially with

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<v Speaker 3>those rumors in the Herald Sign. Only a short while ago,

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<v Speaker 3>o col involved in mid flight mile high shenanigans with

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<v Speaker 3>a go away Lady Sarah can explain everything.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast do.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever get food nostalgia, whether it's a certain meal

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<v Speaker 3>from your past. It might be when you were a

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<v Speaker 3>kid or just the last ten to twenty years of

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<v Speaker 3>your life, a time, a place, but it's a meal.

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<v Speaker 3>So as soon as I got to London for a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of days, I go strangest place that I used

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<v Speaker 3>to go to every other Friday. As soon as the

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast shoving done that week, I walk over into Soho

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<v Speaker 3>and I always go to this restaurant and I always

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<v Speaker 3>have the same thing, the breakfast burrito.

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<v Speaker 6>It was incredible. And having been away from London.

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<v Speaker 3>For two years, I think, as soon as I go

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<v Speaker 3>to London, dumber bags in the Airbnb and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have that breakfast brito and it'd be like the good

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<v Speaker 3>old days, and I'll be transported back. Sure I've changed,

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<v Speaker 3>but some things don't change. That breakfast burrito is going

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<v Speaker 3>to take me back in time. It's still on the menu.

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<v Speaker 3>I order. I'm salivating, guy goes, you want anything else?

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<v Speaker 3>Just that breakfast burrito. I see the breakfast burrito right

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<v Speaker 3>on the menu, the insane ingredients, the recipes obviously the same.

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<v Speaker 3>I tuck into it. It's not the same. Oh, no, devastated,

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<v Speaker 3>not good like catching up with an old friend and who's

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<v Speaker 3>changed changed, You've changed, We've changed so much grief just

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<v Speaker 3>in this. I can't tell you. It was disproportionate. How

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sad it was. My daughter saw my daughter a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of hours later and she said, why are still

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<v Speaker 3>suddenly this is the same to be fifty two?

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<v Speaker 6>You don't get it at twenty. It's all about everything else.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about you, You and your sister r home anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything's changing. This is breakfast breacho. It was all like

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<v Speaker 3>bloody half in this city.

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<v Speaker 7>We had one at our local cafe called a breakfast Yoki,

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<v Speaker 7>something I would never think to order, but people recommended

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<v Speaker 7>it highly. It was the most delicious thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 7>wanted for breakfast. It was sage, butter and bacon, an

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<v Speaker 7>egg with yoki. So nothing I've tried before, but it

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<v Speaker 7>was incredible. I overdid it, and I was going there

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<v Speaker 7>way too often until one day they had a different

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<v Speaker 7>breakfast YOCKI. It didn't have the same ingredients. I said,

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<v Speaker 7>what happened? They said, that was our summer menu. This

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<v Speaker 7>is our winter menu.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, don't you hate it? They should have to

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<v Speaker 3>ask for patients to vote.

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<v Speaker 7>Bacon is year round, bring it back sage year rounds

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<v Speaker 7>it not seasonal.

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<v Speaker 3>Bacon demand is not seasonal.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't go into Woolworths. And when there's no it's

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<v Speaker 6>not the season for bacon.

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<v Speaker 3>We act next year.

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<v Speaker 6>The season of bacon is here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oink oink. Yeah. So if anyone's ever had food nostalgia before,

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<v Speaker 3>please give us a call. Now. When they say give

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<v Speaker 3>us a call, since we were last speaking to you

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks ago, we've been away. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>they've got a new phone number. Sometimes this place, there's

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<v Speaker 3>so many other things they need to fix, right, like

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<v Speaker 3>the ship box of a studio right with no soundproofing.

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<v Speaker 3>All that just falls over every couple of shows. But no,

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<v Speaker 3>apparently the moment we're asking your phone, moment wh're out

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<v Speaker 3>the studio, we need a shiny new number. It's no

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<v Speaker 3>more goodbye to nine four one four one oh four three,

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<v Speaker 3>which felt like that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like someone's home number. That's a real landline number, not

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<v Speaker 1>a regular.

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<v Speaker 3>First things, when I moved to Australian radio and like

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<v Speaker 3>Hamishnandi won't come to Australian radio. It's the biggest marketplace

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<v Speaker 3>in the word. It's very competitive and that bogan ass

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<v Speaker 3>numbers like what this please used to be a butcher's

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<v Speaker 3>or something. This is low nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 3>oh four three the Morris Family butchers. It is like

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<v Speaker 3>a listing in the white pages, be a radio station's number.

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<v Speaker 1>You call Sue and then she'll put you through glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that's all gone, guys, because in twenty twenty five

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<v Speaker 3>you want to call me now, why don't you give

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<v Speaker 3>me a call on thirteen double five twenty two?

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<v Speaker 6>Now, guys, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>That sound grown up? Phatsy? What is the number?

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty two fifty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Again? Thirteen double five double.

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<v Speaker 5>Two, thirteen double five double two?

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boy, what's the number now?

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<v Speaker 7>That does sound like a radio station? About thirteen double

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<v Speaker 7>five double two?

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<v Speaker 3>You are right the heyday what radio used to be.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back to it with a proper number, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the dish that gives you food? Nostagne? Thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>double five double two, And it's going to feel so

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<v Speaker 3>good when they digits start moving on that keyboard and

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<v Speaker 3>you tap out that new number.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>What One Dish from Your Past gives you food nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the view?

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<v Speaker 7>Joe the breakfast and YOCKI was at the Outer Circle

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<v Speaker 7>Social Club. Please, I implore you to bring summer version that

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<v Speaker 7>was years ago now, but bring back the summer version

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<v Speaker 7>with the bacon and the sage butter. And then my

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<v Speaker 7>dad had one I want to say twenty five thirty

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<v Speaker 7>years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 7>He was a man who wouldn't get passionate talking about anything,

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<v Speaker 7>but when he talked about this minnestrone soup he had

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<v Speaker 7>in Brisbane, he would get a far away look in

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<v Speaker 7>his eye. You know when people say like, oh, so

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<v Speaker 7>soup's not a real food, so it's not a he

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<v Speaker 7>will go no, no, no, I had a miniestroni soup

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<v Speaker 7>in Brisbane and an Italian restaurant.

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<v Speaker 6>Now Ministroani's we where they just have loads of bits in, isn't.

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<v Speaker 5>It It's got seafoodah, bit of pasta or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was the single best thing I've ever.

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<v Speaker 6>Eaten out loud about minnestrone soup.

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<v Speaker 7>My dad almost like he wanted to get us all

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<v Speaker 7>back at the car and drive back up to Brisbote

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<v Speaker 7>on a two day round trip to go and get

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<v Speaker 7>that MINNESTROTI super game.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't you want to know? Try and ask him what

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<v Speaker 6>was the name of the place.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I hate it's still there? And is it still

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<v Speaker 3>doing great demand on the menu? Then what's your one dish?

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<v Speaker 3>You get food nostalgia for.

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<v Speaker 8>I went to college for a year in America and

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<v Speaker 8>I used to get Popeye's Fried Chicken and it was

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<v Speaker 8>like my comfort food. It was so so good, better

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<v Speaker 8>than anything I've ever had any fried chicken. Ever, five

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<v Speaker 8>years later, it's a chain, so it's like all around America.

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<v Speaker 8>Five years later, it's our last day in New York

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<v Speaker 8>with some of my friends, and I was like, oh, guys,

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<v Speaker 8>we've got it. We've got to make time to go

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<v Speaker 8>to Popeye's Chickens your last meal, Yes exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember he eats it in Little Nicky.

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<v Speaker 8>So we made this huge trek out in New York

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<v Speaker 8>to find that. We get there to our last day,

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<v Speaker 8>last meal.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just it was crap, Hold you screw up

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<v Speaker 3>fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 8>I think I don't know if it was like just

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<v Speaker 8>maybe it's nostalgia, you know, messes up your memory. But

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<v Speaker 8>we get there and it was just and I'd built

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<v Speaker 8>it up so much and I'd put all my friends

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<v Speaker 8>and they're just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, it's deflating, isn't it. It's not now you left

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<v Speaker 3>with a bad memory about your time in America. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and they's all very differently.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't like those friends so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't keep in touch. Let's not swap numbers, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Give us a call on new Shiny number thirteen, double five,

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<v Speaker 3>double two. What one dish do you get? Food nostalgia

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<v Speaker 3>for Christian Connor Show podcast Monday morning. I have you

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<v Speaker 3>had a great long weekend right now? You can contact

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<v Speaker 3>the show. You can give us a text on four

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<v Speaker 3>seventy five O three one O four three. You can

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<v Speaker 3>tell us your age without telling us how old you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I can do it very easy right now. I've actually

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<v Speaker 3>hurt my neck from not sleeping on my own pillow,

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<v Speaker 3>just my sleeping on a different pillow for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing an ousty bath for three o'clock today. When

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<v Speaker 3>I got back home after two weeks away back in

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<v Speaker 3>the UK of Riestera yesterday, I got to bed yester

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<v Speaker 3>evening and I put my head on my beautiful spinal

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<v Speaker 3>lease pillow and I actually stroked it and went, hello,

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<v Speaker 3>old friend. It felt like it was giving my neck

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<v Speaker 3>the way and embrace it always wants to be embraced again,

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<v Speaker 3>and sort of clicked it back into place for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in two weeks.

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<v Speaker 7>I've already been taking a pillow with me when I

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<v Speaker 7>travel for two or three years.

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<v Speaker 3>That's me from now.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, under your arm.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she bring on the flight, can't you?

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<v Speaker 5>Would you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you see people with.

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<v Speaker 3>All kinds of different assortments now of those neck pillows

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you go for the net?

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<v Speaker 3>Bill? I tried it. It felt like someone was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to choke me out, you know, because you clip it round,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a UFC rear naked chokers. I was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to choke me to speak.

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<v Speaker 7>I bought a special one that was plastic inside, and

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<v Speaker 7>it's meant to disguise it's elf as a scarf, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>so that people don't know you've got a neck pillow,

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<v Speaker 7>just to really clush on it, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Meant to keep your head upright in the position.

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<v Speaker 3>But it didn't work, I know, all right, So tell

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<v Speaker 3>us how old you are without telling us your age.

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<v Speaker 3>Text me four seven five three one oh four three

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boy, what's it for? You.

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<v Speaker 7>I am officially older than every current AFL player. And

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<v Speaker 7>I was watching the Anzac Day match on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Kidding, you're older than Pendlebury, older than pen.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought I was younger than Pendlebury and Goldstein, the

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<v Speaker 7>two oldest players played on Friday, and I am older

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<v Speaker 7>than Pendlebury by three months. Oh no, what it kills

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<v Speaker 7>is like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little bit and

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<v Speaker 7>fantasy that you have that Hey, if I train and

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<v Speaker 7>really put my head down now, I can still AFL

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<v Speaker 7>can make it very very unlikely.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 5>It's funny because the love God. I noticed he had

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<v Speaker 5>a bruise on his site the weekend and I said,

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<v Speaker 5>how did you do that? Like this really long bruise?

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<v Speaker 5>And I can't. I can't remember doing it. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>remember knocking it. And I just stopped time, stood still,

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<v Speaker 5>and I said, oh god, we've ended our bruising era.

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<v Speaker 3>A mystery bruises. You see that with your nan and Grande?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you really got that purple one that's there like

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<v Speaker 3>a year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like every time I thought it was from a fall.

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<v Speaker 3>One of his drinking injuries from a Friday night, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>fighting with himself.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't remember doing it. It's our bruising era.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Tell us how old you are without telling

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<v Speaker 3>us your age? Text me yours O four seven five

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<v Speaker 3>O three one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us how old you are without telling us your age?

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<v Speaker 3>Text me oh for seven five O three one oh

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<v Speaker 3>four three. Good morning to Victoria Christian. I know all

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<v Speaker 3>the words to Jason Donovan's ten Good Reasons albums, but

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember what I went upstairs for.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have that album?

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<v Speaker 3>Pass?

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<v Speaker 5>No? No, can't say I did, Jack, But I know

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<v Speaker 5>what it's like to go into a room and think,

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<v Speaker 5>why did I come in? No idea why I walked?

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<v Speaker 3>The worst, isn't it? You just stumbling and you're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to start it out. No, it's just che.

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<v Speaker 7>I actually do walk around the room waiting to be reminded,

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<v Speaker 7>like something.

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<v Speaker 3>In I start scanning them room like a robot, Bonita.

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<v Speaker 3>The children I nannied for are now having their own children, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>When it was midnight, the National Anthem came on. Then

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<v Speaker 3>no more TV for anyone. Off to bed. I still

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<v Speaker 3>have a Blockbuster card Wow, just in case research.

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<v Speaker 6>They return to the high Street.

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<v Speaker 3>They're back. I would love that we're asking to tell

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<v Speaker 3>us how old you are without telling us your age.

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<v Speaker 3>Christ And I just made a climax noise putting on

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<v Speaker 3>my socks this morning. Didn't need to know that, Stephen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a different thing we're doing tomorrow. By the way, Grant,

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<v Speaker 3>I now have worked Cody younger than my own sons. Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I did my high school computing using MS doss because

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<v Speaker 3>Windows wasn't out yet, and I used AOL message. Christ

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<v Speaker 3>And at least one part of my body aches every

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<v Speaker 3>single day. Now it's like the parts chat to each

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<v Speaker 3>other overnight and take turn today. It's my right ankle's turn. Yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>left shoulder. My wife plucks hairs from my ears. Benjamin.

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<v Speaker 3>I just increased the text sites on my iPhone so

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<v Speaker 3>I can actually read. Oh, it's humiliating some of those

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<v Speaker 3>my mom, do you think that's pende where they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know when they do that sort of they're giving

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<v Speaker 3>the instruction. Can you bring out the for pendles please?

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<v Speaker 7>My mom's is comically beer. It's like four letters across

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<v Speaker 7>the street.

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<v Speaker 3>When I went to see my mom two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 3>right and I was like, what the hell is this?

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<v Speaker 3>She's got No, she's got a magnifying glass to read

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<v Speaker 3>text messages because she's maxed it to the actual largest

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<v Speaker 3>size she has, like the Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass to

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<v Speaker 3>read messages from me. Christian, I slept on the wrong

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<v Speaker 3>pillow and now my now I need a full body

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<v Speaker 3>cast to get through. Christian, how old am I? Without

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<v Speaker 3>telling you my age? Can't go out? A country practice

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<v Speaker 3>is about to start on the telly rackets. Those that

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<v Speaker 3>know well know Christian, I got a moxy yesterday at

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday lunch was saying, whoe betide me? Whoa nana? All right,

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<v Speaker 3>keep this going, then tell us how old you are

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<v Speaker 3>without telling us your age? Four seven five O three

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<v Speaker 3>one o four three.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast, tell us how old you

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<v Speaker 2>are without telling us your age?

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<v Speaker 3>This morning and four seven five three one o four three,

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning. We're backs to Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>my husband knows all the words. So the Billy Joel

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<v Speaker 3>song you're playing and it's now doing Carrie Oki to

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<v Speaker 3>them word for word, brilliant, hard song to do as well,

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<v Speaker 3>very and it's rapping. It's like Billy Joel's rap song. Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's past seven thirty pm, it is too late

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<v Speaker 3>to start watching a movie. Are we mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you're happy to do it in two.

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<v Speaker 3>Parts of Yeah, take a break at five to nine,

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<v Speaker 3>lock up and everyone's been bad by No. Those are

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<v Speaker 3>the rules. We all step by them. Christian had any

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<v Speaker 3>news e party and always sneak away to have a

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<v Speaker 3>nap before midnight. Actually, Christian, I'm at the age now

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<v Speaker 3>that when I was hiking recently, I didn't fall over.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a full tough times. Christian, I'm that old.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm working with people who don't even know about the

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<v Speaker 3>Sydney Olympics being a thing. Christian. Welcome back. When I

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<v Speaker 3>was at primary school, it was simple or the boys

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<v Speaker 3>liked kiss, the girls liked abba. Christian. I remember when

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Hey being a cartoon morning show and Christian Yeah, yeah, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>When I grew up in the year of video games,

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<v Speaker 3>I was a man before the controllers were wireless.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some crazy Christian Connor show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>That story about that missing sausage dog needs to be

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<v Speaker 3>the biggest story. Seriously, was it really eighteen months?

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<v Speaker 7>It's like it was Milo and Otis the dog and

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<v Speaker 7>Cash went missing and you followed their adventures.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredible story.

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<v Speaker 6>Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen that still brother eighteen months? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, it's crazy. I was. This has really troubled me,

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<v Speaker 5>this story because I said to Chris, if that was

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<v Speaker 5>our Presley.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we'd find it immediately. Where is it? There's a

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<v Speaker 3>matter just crushed a load.

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<v Speaker 5>Of kids away.

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<v Speaker 3>Sush's dogs are tiny. There is a snag. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>a snag in Australia, where's warning.

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<v Speaker 5>But the dog version, knowing that he's on that island

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<v Speaker 5>while we bet went back into state, back home and

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<v Speaker 5>knowing is I'd have to like not leave there until

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<v Speaker 5>I found him.

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<v Speaker 1>So the family.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened.

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<v Speaker 7>The family was holiday in there and they went back

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<v Speaker 7>home and then they did a home alone moment where're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, it's Kevin the dog, So what they just

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<v Speaker 3>accidentally left it behind?

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, I don't think they could find him when

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<v Speaker 5>they went to leave, and they had to. I think

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<v Speaker 5>they did stay anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, well we had a look, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>And then they've been like various sided check out.

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<v Speaker 3>Check outs and little Kevin the sausage dog.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I like to get to the airport early.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 6>And so where were they and where did the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to get to?

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't know where they lived, but the dog

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<v Speaker 5>apparently has been roaming for all this such.

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<v Speaker 3>A big country. They're over in w A.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on an.

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<v Speaker 5>Wasn't he a Kangaroo island doggy paddling years? But what

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<v Speaker 5>was he eating?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 5>What was he eating to survive?

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing?

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<v Speaker 5>Like been having a grade eight a months like a

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<v Speaker 5>resort for a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Then every single day this week you can

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<v Speaker 3>seven thirty tonight on ten and ten blay every morning

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. This week, there is a star cooking

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<v Speaker 3>a mysterious meal in the kitchen. Guess what it is?

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<v Speaker 6>And wim big there's a sleb.

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<v Speaker 1>In the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they going to make?

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<v Speaker 1>A salab in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a sake?

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<v Speaker 8>Dark Vaders in today's celebrity kitchen?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean you go a wait for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>He's cooking up. I know, just check my nose. Gordon

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<v Speaker 3>Ramsey's back tonight in Dark Vader. It's a new guest.

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<v Speaker 3>Judge Baddy will chop off your hand like he did

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<v Speaker 3>with his son. That's like your Souei.

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<v Speaker 1>He's Gordon Ramsey.

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<v Speaker 3>Ramsey's got a new mate Dark all right, So we've

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<v Speaker 3>been on a break for two weeks, so I said

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<v Speaker 3>the producers, listen, make this really good. Let's come back

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<v Speaker 3>with impact. Make it a really tough dish that Darth

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<v Speaker 3>is cooking as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Get ready to call in. It's a new number as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Gig pigs thirteen double five, double two. What is Darth

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<v Speaker 3>cooking in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 9>Petal and a large saucepan of a medium heat field power.

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<v Speaker 9>Add onion, Stir until translucent like the lies of the Jedi.

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<v Speaker 9>Add minced beef, brownnut, let no pig survive. Stir in

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<v Speaker 9>garlic and tomato paste. Let it cook for two minutes.

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<v Speaker 9>Add crushed tomatoes, oregano, dasil, salt and pepper. Stir lower heat.

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<v Speaker 9>Simmer for twenty minutes. Patients Youngkado one two flavor page

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<v Speaker 9>time while sauce simmers cook spaghetti in salted water until

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<v Speaker 9>al dente, drain combined pasta in sauce, Sprinkle with parmesan.

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<v Speaker 9>If you dare serve and rule the table, deliver to

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<v Speaker 9>your guests with a heavy breathing presence and a side

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<v Speaker 9>of doom.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a tough dish.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to feeling, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess I've got no ideas right now. But I never

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<v Speaker 3>want to hear the phrase on this show again. Let

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<v Speaker 3>no pink survive. Thirteen thirteen doule five double two? Who

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<v Speaker 3>knew darf love to cook? The things you learn on

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<v Speaker 3>this show? Hey, thirteen double two? What's that dish he

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<v Speaker 3>was cooking at?

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<v Speaker 2>So tough? Christian O'Connell show Gone Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Master Chef Back Tonight twenty four Master Chef favorites som

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<v Speaker 3>prize by guessing Darth Vader was cooking in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>Darth Vader has cooked, he is He's cooking in the

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<v Speaker 3>kitchen of work out what the ministry dish is now,

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<v Speaker 3>you might need to pull over. And if you're operating

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<v Speaker 3>heavy machinery right now, you're really going to need to

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<v Speaker 3>stop that lathe or the printing press whatever, or the

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<v Speaker 3>loom whatever you're on right now, and try really hard,

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<v Speaker 3>Please try and get the right answer. This time.

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<v Speaker 7>You write down, some of your friends will write down

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<v Speaker 7>some bringing a clue together.

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<v Speaker 3>This is I almost apologize for coming back too strong today,

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<v Speaker 3>but this is tough. I mean, what meal could this be?

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<v Speaker 9>Petal and a large saucepan of a medium heat, feel power,

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<v Speaker 9>add onun stir until translucent, like the lies of the Jedi.

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<v Speaker 9>Add minced beef round it, let no pig survive. Stir

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<v Speaker 9>in garlic and tomato, peace so let it cook for

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<v Speaker 9>two minutes and crushed tomatoes or red and lou daisil,

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<v Speaker 9>salt and pepper. Stir lower heat, similar for twenty minutes. Patients,

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<v Speaker 9>young kind of one, two flavor deeps time wild sauce.

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<v Speaker 9>Most cook spaghetti in salted water until eledente crain combined

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<v Speaker 9>pasta and sauce. Sprinkle with parmesan. If you'd dare serve

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<v Speaker 9>and rule the table, deliver to your guests, with a

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<v Speaker 9>heavy breathing presence and a side of doom.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a young padawan now is a forcedrawing him?

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<v Speaker 3>I hope. So we come here all day taking wild guesses. Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, Good morning, Christian, Hey mate, I'm good mate.

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<v Speaker 3>So listen, what do you think Darfe was cooking in

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<v Speaker 3>the kitchen? Tough one. If I had to get order,

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<v Speaker 3>said spaghetti, bolleronize some so genius on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get an obscure foreign dish like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Spaghetti? The Minster the forces is my friend, as is

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<v Speaker 3>one thousand dollars in cash. Well done, Joe, Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna. I'm gonna go buy a kiss the missus

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely stoked.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Brittant. No, now what kind of couch again? You're going

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<v Speaker 3>to go for an L shaped one? You shape one?

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<v Speaker 3>Or just a four seater, three seater, two seater, one

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<v Speaker 3>seater one a couch unless you just want to be

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<v Speaker 3>a bit kinky to each their own. I always say,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, I believe it's L shaped.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the future couches these days.

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<v Speaker 3>I pray for utopia where we're all on our L

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<v Speaker 3>shaped couch all right, Joe, great scale. So Joel the

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<v Speaker 3>Genius are going to call you from now and he

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<v Speaker 3>walks amongst us.

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<v Speaker 6>Your wait tesla will be giving you a call later

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<v Speaker 6>on today.

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<v Speaker 3>Muski's having a few problems. We need that.

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<v Speaker 6>How did he know?

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<v Speaker 3>Spag Bob? Was it the pasta that brown?

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<v Speaker 1>It can only get easier from here.

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<v Speaker 6>I fear so, Jack. We're back the same time tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian o'connells show go on podcast every Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>On the show, then we play back your brilliant misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 3>the school run. Good morning, Mark and the kids, and

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<v Speaker 3>all the kids back to school today listening to us

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<v Speaker 3>the bucket heeads the bomb. What a tune these sounds

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<v Speaker 3>Teetowels running through my mind? That's a great one. Why

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<v Speaker 3>don't marking the kids? Steven's been cranking Metallica the Unforgiven

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<v Speaker 3>through constant pain, disgrace. Keep it light, guys. The young

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<v Speaker 3>boys learn their rules, or actually, is it something far heavier?

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<v Speaker 3>Through constipated disgrace? The young boy learns their rules through

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<v Speaker 3>constipated disgrace. The young boy learns their rules worn. Stephen

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<v Speaker 3>Anthony Brackett's dad of Charlie and Frederick and of brackets

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<v Speaker 3>de Lewis has been cranked there over Easter without you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was holding on far too long.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Far, far too long, Poudine, did you hear it? I

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<v Speaker 3>was holding on for a fart too long. I was had.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Every Monday we are, but the messengers that

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<v Speaker 3>I was holding on for a far too long. I

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<v Speaker 3>was what I like about this crystal clear, but it

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<v Speaker 3>sounds so sad about that longing for a fart to

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<v Speaker 3>come back one days. This hall of had to eat

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<v Speaker 3>out of Charlie Frederick. The kids must be so proud, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 3>I have one from the backup singer's in Tony Braxton's

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<v Speaker 3>Unbreak My Heart original lines say that you love me?

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<v Speaker 6>Say that you love me? Or is it in the background?

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<v Speaker 3>Turn this up? Save Geelong, Save Geelong? Really good? And

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<v Speaker 3>also not that have we ever had a backup singer's

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Herd before? Jeff? This is great work. Come on him,

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<v Speaker 3>here's this hall of favor, whats more? Save Geelong? And finally, Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>I think this might be your first ever himn misheard? Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>a golden new period lead on O King. We've been

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<v Speaker 3>We've been listening to focus groups. You come for a

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<v Speaker 3>Christian expect a Christian lead on O King eternal lyrics?

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<v Speaker 3>Lead on Oh King Eternal banger?

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<v Speaker 6>Or is it lead on O Kinky Turtle?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 6>It is it here again? Lead on O Kinky Turtle?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that wasn't from the post funeral over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>Sebastian, thank you very much hymns or songs.

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<v Speaker 3>We take them all. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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<v Speaker 3>dot AU, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 2>Much, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing escape the eagle eyes of our news sound. Petrina

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<v Speaker 3>Jones reckon, she's seen a major A list over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Totally. You remember when we went up to the Sundays

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<v Speaker 5>and Elton John's jet, his private jet was had just

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<v Speaker 5>landed just as our Jetstar flight had landed. Well, the

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<v Speaker 5>same things.

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<v Speaker 1>Made that sound like the three of us all went

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<v Speaker 1>up to.

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<v Speaker 3>The confused, I've been there. Did they drugged me?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the same thing happened. We were in tal Key

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<v Speaker 5>across the break John, No not Elton John.

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<v Speaker 3>Break down there Airbnb?

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<v Speaker 5>Why not elp Ryan Gosling in fact, star of Barbie

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 5>who played Ken. We were stopped at the traffic lights, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Really I heard he's in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Well no, Well he walked just someone.

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<v Speaker 3>With a bad hair dyed. There's a lot of surfdos

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<v Speaker 3>that look a bit like him there.

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<v Speaker 5>Walked across the front of our car and I said

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<v Speaker 5>to Chris, that is Ryan Gosling and he's like it's not.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, look at his hair bleached blonde helmet hair,

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<v Speaker 5>just like he comes up with a.

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<v Speaker 3>Million kids like eighteen year old lands are all like him.

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<v Speaker 5>This was a dead ringer for Ryan. Where the guy

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<v Speaker 5>walked across the front of our car, across the pedestrian

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<v Speaker 5>crossing and into subway.

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<v Speaker 3>That guy has zero garbs for the last twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't get he's gone eighteen packs. He's got the

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<v Speaker 3>V pointing down.

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<v Speaker 5>But he's on holiday. Is his carbet?

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<v Speaker 1>You have security with him?

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<v Speaker 3>He was going into so well a foot long. Please

0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 3>you won't go and keep it to yourself. Lads, you

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<v Speaker 3>know long weekend and who wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Bell's beach probe was on recently. Kelly Slater is Waxing is.

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<v Speaker 1>Born in Kelly and was his lady friend that you

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<v Speaker 1>saw even mend.

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<v Speaker 5>No it wasn't, but you know, and so convinced was.

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<v Speaker 5>I made Chris do a blockie and come back.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not creepy.

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<v Speaker 3>Security. I didn't need back up. Strange bug eyed locals

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<v Speaker 3>following me, two of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the subway doors.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to need it.

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<v Speaker 5>So I got the scoop. Ryan Gosling was in talking

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<v Speaker 5>across Easter. You heard it here first.

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<v Speaker 6>Now and the way are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>This is if it's definitely him, that's not a sort

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<v Speaker 3>of then he's shadowed down.

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<v Speaker 5>A shadow of down.

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<v Speaker 1>Google doesn't think he's in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>At the moment, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of the world's biggest stars. If he's in

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<v Speaker 3>Talky wandering around in Subway, everyone's having selfies with him.

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<v Speaker 5>Not well, no, no, because this is the thing when

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<v Speaker 5>you go he's kind of like incognito view. This is

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<v Speaker 5>why the stars go to these little hamlets because.

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<v Speaker 7>Halet perfect where the residents are so stupid they don't

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<v Speaker 7>know the celebrity of a walk in their face.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's perfect. It's like the hem's worth up in

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<v Speaker 5>Where are they Byron or wherever?

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<v Speaker 6>A great reference to go to. It's like so and

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<v Speaker 6>so and wherever. Yeah, exactly, I know you want a.

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<v Speaker 3>Tight case you make there? All right? Listen, anyone else

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<v Speaker 3>seeing Ryan Gosly in Talky? Did you sell him in Subway?

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<v Speaker 5>And what did he have?

0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 3>It's just one thing that's done it for me.

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<v Speaker 6>Does not see any cabs?

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows? Maybe that's the puff up, you know, in

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:09.440
<v Speaker 3>between movies. He's bloating up a bit. He's got a

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<v Speaker 3>new characters. We're gonna need you to sixty killers. That's it.

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to Australia. I'm going to this little habit

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 3>I've heard of call Talkie. It was an there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be in the new Star Wars movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's jabb at the heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, so while I'm the jabber please, oh bloody hell? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Have you seen Ryan Casting in Talkie? Thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>double five, double two.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>That's on the time Waster today. Today we're looking for

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<v Speaker 3>your beach celebrities. It's World Beach Day and of course

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<v Speaker 3>over the last couple of days it's been the Ripkal

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<v Speaker 3>pro Bell's beach. Can anyone on the show. I presume

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<v Speaker 3>all the strainers know that she must be taught at school.

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<v Speaker 3>How does the you know? Because in England, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>not really big old surf country there beach boys wouldn't

0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 3>have come sung a song about surf and the UK.

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<v Speaker 6>How did they actually score it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>The vibe I get is that they use vibe that

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 7>they're like, oh that was pretty good, wasn't it.

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:34.000
<v Speaker 3>That the Olympics as well, obviously Surf Championship. It can't be.

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<v Speaker 6>I know they ring a.

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<v Speaker 7>Bell, but the bell trophy is a bell the trophies,

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<v Speaker 7>and they give it a big ring.

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 3>To win it, you've got to ring it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Marcus, hasn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 5>How long there?

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<v Speaker 3>How long they how many hang tens? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>How long?

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<v Speaker 1>Did tube? Probably get check extra?

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<v Speaker 3>So the one Bell's beach is I've seen it one

0:42:57.080 --> 0:42:59.799
<v Speaker 3>sometimes where it was on TV once where there's like

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<v Speaker 3>a big plow that goes up and down out to

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 3>sea to create waves, because otherwise it might be oh

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<v Speaker 3>my gosh, wild rio.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know how it works?

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 8>I just had a look and Jack's actually kind of right.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 8>There's no actual what's.

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<v Speaker 1>The word like scoring systems?

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<v Speaker 4>Like a form?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, just zero to two is poor, two to four

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 8>is fair, four to six is average, but average one

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 8>at least.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, when he's out there, dude, give him the goal.

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Trying to read too much into it.

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:38.279
<v Speaker 3>City slicker. I remember on the Olympics, you remember when

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:39.879
<v Speaker 3>they had it like the other side of the world.

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Was it Tahiti's Olympics. I remember watching some format I

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 3>think it was an Australian person. You know somethings. They

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 3>have a former champion to explain it to the lay

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 3>person what we're watching him. And there's there's a point

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:55.279
<v Speaker 3>where there's just two people leaning on surfboards quite near

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:56.680
<v Speaker 3>each other and sort of look at you, you're doing

0:43:57.000 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 3>good luck, good luck you too, and the former champion goes, well, listen,

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:04.120
<v Speaker 3>if you just tuned in and you're wondering how this works, sweat,

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 3>this is what they said. Basically, whoever looks like having

0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 3>the best time wins gold. And I was like, I

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:16.960
<v Speaker 3>could do that. Great, I can't get up, but oh god,

0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 3>a good hang. Whoever there's not having the best time,

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:23.800
<v Speaker 3>there's something about that's how well, that's life advice.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like wind all right, where are That's right?

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<v Speaker 3>We're looking for beach celebrities today. Well, I was some

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:37.800
<v Speaker 3>I was a speech of the jacket. It was crammed. Well,

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:45.439
<v Speaker 3>obviously Ryan Gosling wasn't there. Scuba Gooding, Julia god Joan,

0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 3>Jetty Gold, Rob Low Tide was there and then what's

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 3>that above me try and steal my ice cream? Why

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 3>it's Steven Seagull.

0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 1>That's a goal as well.

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 3>And I went in the sea and then I needed

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 3>to try off and I saw.

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:11.759
<v Speaker 6>Simon beach towel. Simon beach towel. But it is like

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:12.959
<v Speaker 6>I was having such a good time.

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 3>Judge it on Vibe.

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:18.160
<v Speaker 6>Jackie boy, what have you got beach celebrities?

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I saw the Australian politician was down at Bell's

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 7>beach bar, Uncle Joyce, Selle Gibson, Sorry Shell, Oh no,

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:35.399
<v Speaker 7>that's good gold lebron James also Gold and Robert Downey, June.

0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Shuddering, Holt there with bronze. Okay, no price time vouncher

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 3>for you, No cod Liberal, you can't believe that. Judge

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk tomorrow's show today. There are so many ancient

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<v Speaker 3>fables and myths and stories about the king who had

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<v Speaker 3>two beloved sons, and he couldn't work out which one

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<v Speaker 3>of his two beloved sons to bequeath his kingdom to

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<v Speaker 3>one day. This is the situation I'm in at the

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<v Speaker 3>moment with you and Rio, my two mastered beloved radio sons.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Daddy, tell us what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a quest for both of you. Here's the situation.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a brand new phone number thirteen fifty five

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two. Okay, Now, I remember when we first start

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<v Speaker 3>the show together, Jack, seven years ago, we wanted people

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<v Speaker 3>to know the text number. It was a little bit long. Wounded.

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<v Speaker 6>You came up with this genius.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually sound like your tea sound.

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<v Speaker 7>Such a seven years ago would have killed me to

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<v Speaker 7>tune the guitar.

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<v Speaker 6>I did say that at the time, but that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the situation I find myself in today.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do better than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, actually loved bastard son, possible to do worse than that? Fashion?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you two warring factions? I mean, it's an uneasy

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<v Speaker 3>truce between these two. They're both iroing up my throne.

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<v Speaker 3>I know they are. I'm not ready yet, but one day,

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<v Speaker 3>one day, who will I bequeath it to Jack Post

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<v Speaker 3>or producer Rio? It's time to level up? Guys? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you accept the challenge?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the challenge simply the catchier jingle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you got it, friend Dad? The Keys to the

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<v Speaker 3>Kingdom await you? Do you accept? But you, Sirio? I accept?

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<v Speaker 8>After hearing that absolute dribble, I've never been more confident

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<v Speaker 8>of a challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Brilliant, Well done, my bastard sons. We're back tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast