Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Jack Post, good morning, Good to see you, Patsy,
Speaker 3: Great to see you again.
Speaker 4: You too.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 3: So we've had a two week break and I came
Speaker 3: in early today because I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: I was there for the team. And there's been a
Speaker 3: few changes in the last two weeks. The team was here.
Speaker 3: I walk in at five twenty five twenty most of
Speaker 3: you asleep, the team having a team meeting. We're all here,
Speaker 3: and then my phone ping's Jack Post. Word for word,
Speaker 3: this is the message. I can't get into my car.
Speaker 3: I'm running five minutes late, and we're like, yep, everything
Speaker 3: is back and ready to go.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 6: You've got the smartest car in the world, a Tesla.
Speaker 1: Too futuristic.
Speaker 6: Why is muskielew locking out the users.
Speaker 1: With the Tesla?
Speaker 7: The phone is your key and overnight I did that
Speaker 7: thing where you thought you plugged it in, but you
Speaker 7: did a fan to plug the phone.
Speaker 1: Wasn't true.
Speaker 3: You sound like in the work experienced kid who turned
Speaker 3: up late to work on a Monday. You're a grown
Speaker 3: ass man. Get in your car. You know the phone
Speaker 3: didn't charge you.
Speaker 1: Can't. You can't physically open the door. So I'm sifting
Speaker 1: through drawers really annoy looking for they do have this key,
Speaker 1: that's like a credit.
Speaker 3: You've got a bicycle. Do you cared about this job?
Speaker 6: You'd cycle your ass in.
Speaker 3: You're only ten minutes away, super charge tall man like you.
Speaker 3: Three strikes, you're here, so perhaps you what what was
Speaker 3: your Easter?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: What did you do? Oh?
Speaker 5: We had a great easter, lots of day trips. Went
Speaker 5: out to a farm on the weekend, which was nice,
Speaker 5: to a lavender farm that was beautiful.
Speaker 3: I remember those days where no one chooses to go
Speaker 3: to leavender farmers, and that's you'd you've run out of
Speaker 3: things to do with the kids.
Speaker 6: It's not like that now, Thisten.
Speaker 3: No teenager wants to dreams of going being dragged to
Speaker 3: a lavender farm.
Speaker 7: We got to go, Mum, every kid at school is going,
Speaker 7: and I just got to be excluded.
Speaker 1: Can we make lavender homemade pillows or husbands?
Speaker 5: For that point, he couldn't see the point in going,
Speaker 5: And I said, trust me, it was a.
Speaker 3: Big Christian fall to sleep in those lavender fills.
Speaker 1: I've been to the lavender farm.
Speaker 7: That was one we did when we ran out of
Speaker 7: things to take my in laws too as they were visiting.
Speaker 3: I've been to I've been to one of the leavender
Speaker 3: farms here three times. The various guests visitors come here
Speaker 3: where you run out of things to do, because if
Speaker 3: you come from the UK, you ain't just staying here
Speaker 3: for three days.
Speaker 6: We go love you see it.
Speaker 3: They're here for a long ass time, too long to say.
Speaker 6: So it's like you're going to be.
Speaker 3: Going to even they're like, what about Great Ocean Road?
Speaker 3: Don't want about that?
Speaker 1: Catch around to Lavender Farm is international. Guests expect things
Speaker 1: like the Sydney Harbor Bridge, the Opera.
Speaker 3: We run out very quick. Yeah do the MG yes,
Speaker 3: come mcg Ocean Road and Lavender Farm.
Speaker 6: That's what Melbourne's built on.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize that lavender is not blooming at the moment.
Speaker 5: So we got here.
Speaker 3: Just what they called it a fallow fields.
Speaker 6: Just imagine when this is inlo.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like a carpet of.
Speaker 6: Lever right now, it's just scorched.
Speaker 1: But please walk through the museum where you.
Speaker 3: See that they give shop, get some seeds and actually
Speaker 3: sprinkle them. So what did you seem to you.
Speaker 5: I was trying to be positive. You guys, it's just
Speaker 5: a heap of shrubs, and I said, yeah, but you
Speaker 5: can still smell the lavender, at least.
Speaker 2: From Mazing Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So my wife and I got back at midnight to
Speaker 3: Melbourne Airport from the UK. I went back home for you.
Speaker 3: Still haven't seen my mom and dad and my sister
Speaker 3: for two years. And it was lovely seeing everyone, but
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes in life you need to see something
Speaker 3: the same thing happening a couple of times before you
Speaker 3: realize there's a pattern here. It felt like felt like
Speaker 3: it was a spreading misery tour because everywhere I went
Speaker 3: there was a beautiful emotional reunion with my mom and
Speaker 3: then my dad and then my sister. And then when
Speaker 3: you have to say goodbye to them, they are utterly
Speaker 3: heartbroken as you drive away in a high car and
Speaker 3: you see them utterly crestfalling as you actually say the
Speaker 3: words out loud to your own family, see you again
Speaker 3: in a year, like that's okay, because to me it's
Speaker 3: like back next year, like it's a normal thing. And
Speaker 3: you see them waving and.
Speaker 6: That's all it was for two weeks the way you went.
Speaker 3: Everyone's so lovely to see you, and then either the
Speaker 3: next day or a couple hours later, going see you
Speaker 3: in a year's time. As you drive away in silence,
Speaker 3: my wife and I we were like, wait, we're now
Speaker 3: going to do that again, to do that again? And
Speaker 3: I wrote down it was eight beds. We stayed in
Speaker 3: eight different beds in fourteen days. And I tell you what,
Speaker 3: when I do go back next year, I'm taking my
Speaker 3: own pillow. What it does when you're a certain age,
Speaker 3: when you when you have eight different pillows. I swear
Speaker 3: to God. Three o'clock today, I've got phizzio appointment.
Speaker 6: What's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: I haven't slept on my own pillow in two weeks.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize the damage it's done to me, eight
Speaker 3: different new pillows. My neck can't handle this. I need
Speaker 3: my memory phone.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be It's like a Goldilock situation.
Speaker 1: Too soft, too hard. Yeah, it's just going to be
Speaker 1: right in the middle there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I was waiting for my baggage.
Speaker 3: Your baggage reclaim is midnight, okay, and we just got
Speaker 3: off fourteen hour flight.
Speaker 1: Why did you choose the last fly. Did you come
Speaker 1: in on?
Speaker 3: Oh no, do you know what you guys? Superk that?
Speaker 3: Oh mate, my wife, do you know what time we
Speaker 3: got on? Do you want to be getting on a
Speaker 3: plane at two thirty am into Bay which is the
Speaker 3: world's craziest and biggest mega airport. That means you're checking
Speaker 3: in at about eleven o'clock. There's no one there. My
Speaker 3: wife goes it is it easiest to move around it
Speaker 3: when you think, no, no one wants to fly eleven
Speaker 3: o'clock at night, two thirty am. We bought, we're boarding.
Speaker 3: It's just your body doesn't know what's going on. You
Speaker 3: thinking of fourteen hours and then we're like bickering, going
Speaker 3: do we sleep now or do not fall asleep yet? Chris,
Speaker 3: stay away? I can't. The sleep's taking me. What's gonna
Speaker 3: happen to me? Will I still be do the radio show?
Speaker 3: You slapping? My boat's got to stay away? But the
Speaker 3: sleep's taking me. Anyway. When we were waiting for our
Speaker 3: luggage after a fourteen hour flight, you know, these different
Speaker 3: types sucks. And I was waiting for the bags and
Speaker 3: Sarah going to get a trolley to point at the
Speaker 3: right way because obviously if you've been international getting the bags,
Speaker 3: it's that's the easy bit. You're then going to go
Speaker 3: and do that long, old snaky queue to Australia Border
Speaker 3: Force Patrol, the toughest, most feared in the world. You
Speaker 3: better not have mud in that bag. Have you been
Speaker 3: near a river? Have you got mud in that bag? Pam,
Speaker 3: you cannot come back in this country. We're going to
Speaker 3: burn that suitcase.
Speaker 1: I know your sister is a farmer.
Speaker 3: I was nowhere near that farm. I drove past it.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So with us the breaker went back home and see
Speaker 3: my mom, my dad and sister. Hadn't seen them for
Speaker 3: two years. So it's a very emotional, very lovely time
Speaker 3: over there. And for once in the UK spring actually
Speaker 3: the weather was half decent. It's still rained for half
Speaker 3: the time. But even though you go this is amazing
Speaker 3: this weather, well it's only rained fifty percent of the
Speaker 3: time here. And whenever my wife and I go back
Speaker 3: to the UK, and that's always going to be home.
Speaker 3: But this is home for us. It's half for people
Speaker 3: to understand. But on our last night, we were staying
Speaker 3: at some of our oldest friends and they'd gathered around
Speaker 3: of our friends, the surprises. We all had drinks and
Speaker 3: a takeaway to it was so there's about fourteen people
Speaker 3: sat at the table. My wife went to toilet and
Speaker 3: they said to me, do you think you'll never move back?
Speaker 3: And too quickly I said I'd had to cut a
Speaker 3: glass of wine. I said nothing, We'll bring me back
Speaker 3: here and.
Speaker 1: The table the table.
Speaker 3: Someone actually went, WHOA didn't need any time to think
Speaker 3: about that, and I went, sorry, just really appreciate so
Speaker 3: and I really appreciate this kind of second act of
Speaker 3: our life. Off this is this is home.
Speaker 1: Now I will bring.
Speaker 3: Nothing and not even friends, right, but anyway, thanks for
Speaker 3: organizing this takeaway so you get in a year's time. Anyway,
Speaker 3: when I was, when I was waiting to get my
Speaker 3: bags at Baggage reclaimed Saturday at midnight, right after forteen
Speaker 3: hour flight that we got on in Dubai at two
Speaker 3: thirty am, just physically and emotionally and I believe spiritually
Speaker 3: broken right waiting for the bags, well, I'm going to
Speaker 3: get a trolley, and I was just all I was
Speaker 3: just literally like a highlight reel of upsetting my family
Speaker 3: in that saying goodbye to I'm thinking, here is a
Speaker 3: long time. My god, what a strange thing to do
Speaker 3: to live here, all these thoughts going around like you do,
Speaker 3: and it's very late at night. I'm so confused. I
Speaker 3: don't feel tired, but I'm very tired. Anyway. I'm I'm leaning.
Speaker 3: I've extended the little you know, that telescopic handle you have,
Speaker 3: and I carried on case, the little one to carry
Speaker 3: on one. I'm leaning on it, slumped right, sweating. I
Speaker 3: don't look in a good word. I actually just I
Speaker 3: am unbroken. And then one of our listeners, very funny
Speaker 3: guy who will later on you as a Matt.
Speaker 6: Some guy just.
Speaker 3: Comes up to me, stands in front of me, mine's
Speaker 3: taking a photo, and goes, New Billboard.
Speaker 6: You're a funny dude.
Speaker 3: What's your name? Matt? Matt the listener, and I realized
Speaker 3: he was on the same flight as me, on the
Speaker 3: same row, and I kept seeing him looking over and
Speaker 3: trying to getting a bit of vicount. I didn't think
Speaker 3: with him. He just recognized you for someone deterior. He did,
Speaker 3: We're now going to get my pat moment, New Billboard.
Speaker 3: I said, what are you doing in Dubai? Goes, I've
Speaker 3: actually been for four days Italy I was on the
Speaker 3: same flight as you. I said, what do you do
Speaker 3: in Italy? And all the way from Melbourne. This guy
Speaker 3: works with company that make French fries and he was
Speaker 3: going to examine some new equipment in a factory in Bologna.
Speaker 3: When you don't need four days, took some piece of
Speaker 3: French fry machinery.
Speaker 7: Especially the time when half a million people made their
Speaker 7: way to Italy for the post funerals.
Speaker 3: You've got to look at some French fries.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast We're back.
Speaker 3: Also back with your misheard lyrics at eight this morning.
Speaker 3: By the way, on that long flight from Dubai, forteen
Speaker 3: hour flight that we bordered at two thirty am, I saw,
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes once you become aware of something, you
Speaker 3: get vigilant. I can't unsee it. There was an Irish
Speaker 3: lady in her seventies who was drinking heavily. It's a
Speaker 3: straight away like it's two thirty two thirty am. Who's
Speaker 3: got thirst Irish people plus the most generous lady I've
Speaker 3: ever seen, a skin almost translucent.
Speaker 6: It literally was that that's got to be that has
Speaker 6: to be ed.
Speaker 3: Sharing's nan. I've met the Galway girl anyway fastward six
Speaker 3: hours of continuous top ups. She wobbles off the toward
Speaker 3: it and then suddenly, you know somethings on long flights,
Speaker 3: they just turned a line. It's a bedtime, you know,
Speaker 3: Dad's John lighter.
Speaker 6: That's enough now, it's just to light to go.
Speaker 3: Out, like what not. I enforced myself to go to
Speaker 3: sleep right now and always envy other people who suddenly
Speaker 3: are snoring within a minute.
Speaker 6: People, I wish that to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I try and trying to sleep right now.
Speaker 3: I need to sleep right now.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I try to go to sleep next time I know.
Speaker 3: I swear to God. This Irish lady has sat on me,
Speaker 3: confused that that she can't even see me. She's so drunk.
Speaker 3: She actually sat on me. I did this movie because
Speaker 3: I didn't want to like sort of reflex this to
Speaker 3: touch someone and get them off me, and so I
Speaker 3: actually went this. Whoa, like there's nothing happening, especially with
Speaker 3: those rumors in the Herald Sign. Only a short while ago,
Speaker 3: o col involved in mid flight mile high shenanigans with
Speaker 3: a go away Lady Sarah can explain everything.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast do.
Speaker 3: You ever get food nostalgia, whether it's a certain meal
Speaker 3: from your past. It might be when you were a
Speaker 3: kid or just the last ten to twenty years of
Speaker 3: your life, a time, a place, but it's a meal.
Speaker 3: So as soon as I got to London for a
Speaker 3: couple of days, I go strangest place that I used
Speaker 3: to go to every other Friday. As soon as the
Speaker 3: breakfast shoving done that week, I walk over into Soho
Speaker 3: and I always go to this restaurant and I always
Speaker 3: have the same thing, the breakfast burrito.
Speaker 6: It was incredible. And having been away from London.
Speaker 3: For two years, I think, as soon as I go
Speaker 3: to London, dumber bags in the Airbnb and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have that breakfast brito and it'd be like the good
Speaker 3: old days, and I'll be transported back. Sure I've changed,
Speaker 3: but some things don't change. That breakfast burrito is going
Speaker 3: to take me back in time. It's still on the menu.
Speaker 3: I order. I'm salivating, guy goes, you want anything else?
Speaker 3: Just that breakfast burrito. I see the breakfast burrito right
Speaker 3: on the menu, the insane ingredients, the recipes obviously the same.
Speaker 3: I tuck into it. It's not the same. Oh, no, devastated,
Speaker 3: not good like catching up with an old friend and who's
Speaker 3: changed changed, You've changed, We've changed so much grief just
Speaker 3: in this. I can't tell you. It was disproportionate. How
Speaker 3: I'm sad it was. My daughter saw my daughter a
Speaker 3: couple of hours later and she said, why are still
Speaker 3: suddenly this is the same to be fifty two?
Speaker 6: You don't get it at twenty. It's all about everything else.
Speaker 3: It's about you, You and your sister r home anymore.
Speaker 3: Everything's changing. This is breakfast breacho. It was all like
Speaker 3: bloody half in this city.
Speaker 7: We had one at our local cafe called a breakfast Yoki,
Speaker 7: something I would never think to order, but people recommended
Speaker 7: it highly. It was the most delicious thing I've ever
Speaker 7: wanted for breakfast. It was sage, butter and bacon, an
Speaker 7: egg with yoki. So nothing I've tried before, but it
Speaker 7: was incredible. I overdid it, and I was going there
Speaker 7: way too often until one day they had a different
Speaker 7: breakfast YOCKI. It didn't have the same ingredients. I said,
Speaker 7: what happened? They said, that was our summer menu. This
Speaker 7: is our winter menu.
Speaker 3: You're right, don't you hate it? They should have to
Speaker 3: ask for patients to vote.
Speaker 7: Bacon is year round, bring it back sage year rounds
Speaker 7: it not seasonal.
Speaker 3: Bacon demand is not seasonal.
Speaker 6: You don't go into Woolworths. And when there's no it's
Speaker 6: not the season for bacon.
Speaker 3: We act next year.
Speaker 6: The season of bacon is here.
Speaker 3: Oink oink. Yeah. So if anyone's ever had food nostalgia before,
Speaker 3: please give us a call. Now. When they say give
Speaker 3: us a call, since we were last speaking to you
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, we've been away. I don't know why
Speaker 3: they've got a new phone number. Sometimes this place, there's
Speaker 3: so many other things they need to fix, right, like
Speaker 3: the ship box of a studio right with no soundproofing.
Speaker 3: All that just falls over every couple of shows. But no,
Speaker 3: apparently the moment we're asking your phone, moment wh're out
Speaker 3: the studio, we need a shiny new number. It's no
Speaker 3: more goodbye to nine four one four one oh four three,
Speaker 3: which felt like that was.
Speaker 1: Like someone's home number. That's a real landline number, not
Speaker 1: a regular.
Speaker 3: First things, when I moved to Australian radio and like
Speaker 3: Hamishnandi won't come to Australian radio. It's the biggest marketplace
Speaker 3: in the word. It's very competitive and that bogan ass
Speaker 3: numbers like what this please used to be a butcher's
Speaker 3: or something. This is low nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three the Morris Family butchers. It is like
Speaker 3: a listing in the white pages, be a radio station's number.
Speaker 1: You call Sue and then she'll put you through glasses.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's all gone, guys, because in twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: you want to call me now, why don't you give
Speaker 3: me a call on thirteen double five twenty two?
Speaker 6: Now, guys, doesn't.
Speaker 3: That sound grown up? Phatsy? What is the number?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty two fifty five.
Speaker 3: Again? Thirteen double five double.
Speaker 5: Two, thirteen double five double two?
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's the number now?
Speaker 7: That does sound like a radio station? About thirteen double
Speaker 7: five double two?
Speaker 3: You are right the heyday what radio used to be.
Speaker 3: We're back to it with a proper number, all right.
Speaker 3: What is the dish that gives you food? Nostagne? Thirteen
Speaker 3: double five double two, And it's going to feel so
Speaker 3: good when they digits start moving on that keyboard and
Speaker 3: you tap out that new number.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: What One Dish from Your Past gives you food nostalgia.
Speaker 3: What's the view?
Speaker 7: Joe the breakfast and YOCKI was at the Outer Circle
Speaker 7: Social Club. Please, I implore you to bring summer version that
Speaker 7: was years ago now, but bring back the summer version
Speaker 7: with the bacon and the sage butter. And then my
Speaker 7: dad had one I want to say twenty five thirty
Speaker 7: years ago.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 7: He was a man who wouldn't get passionate talking about anything,
Speaker 7: but when he talked about this minnestrone soup he had
Speaker 7: in Brisbane, he would get a far away look in
Speaker 7: his eye. You know when people say like, oh, so
Speaker 7: soup's not a real food, so it's not a he
Speaker 7: will go no, no, no, I had a miniestroni soup
Speaker 7: in Brisbane and an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 6: Now Ministroani's we where they just have loads of bits in, isn't.
Speaker 5: It It's got seafoodah, bit of pasta or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He said it was the single best thing I've ever.
Speaker 6: Eaten out loud about minnestrone soup.
Speaker 7: My dad almost like he wanted to get us all
Speaker 7: back at the car and drive back up to Brisbote
Speaker 7: on a two day round trip to go and get
Speaker 7: that MINNESTROTI super game.
Speaker 6: Don't you want to know? Try and ask him what
Speaker 6: was the name of the place.
Speaker 3: Yes, I hate it's still there? And is it still
Speaker 3: doing great demand on the menu? Then what's your one dish?
Speaker 3: You get food nostalgia for.
Speaker 8: I went to college for a year in America and
Speaker 8: I used to get Popeye's Fried Chicken and it was
Speaker 8: like my comfort food. It was so so good, better
Speaker 8: than anything I've ever had any fried chicken. Ever, five
Speaker 8: years later, it's a chain, so it's like all around America.
Speaker 8: Five years later, it's our last day in New York
Speaker 8: with some of my friends, and I was like, oh, guys,
Speaker 8: we've got it. We've got to make time to go
Speaker 8: to Popeye's Chickens your last meal, Yes exactly.
Speaker 1: I remember he eats it in Little Nicky.
Speaker 8: So we made this huge trek out in New York
Speaker 8: to find that. We get there to our last day,
Speaker 8: last meal.
Speaker 3: And it's just it was crap, Hold you screw up
Speaker 3: fried chicken.
Speaker 8: I think I don't know if it was like just
Speaker 8: maybe it's nostalgia, you know, messes up your memory. But
Speaker 8: we get there and it was just and I'd built
Speaker 8: it up so much and I'd put all my friends
Speaker 8: and they're just.
Speaker 3: Like, it's deflating, isn't it. It's not now you left
Speaker 3: with a bad memory about your time in America. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they's all very differently.
Speaker 6: You don't like those friends so much.
Speaker 3: Don't keep in touch. Let's not swap numbers, all right.
Speaker 3: Give us a call on new Shiny number thirteen, double five,
Speaker 3: double two. What one dish do you get? Food nostalgia
Speaker 3: for Christian Connor Show podcast Monday morning. I have you
Speaker 3: had a great long weekend right now? You can contact
Speaker 3: the show. You can give us a text on four
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Speaker 3: tell us your age without telling us how old you are.
Speaker 3: I can do it very easy right now. I've actually
Speaker 3: hurt my neck from not sleeping on my own pillow,
Speaker 3: just my sleeping on a different pillow for two weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing an ousty bath for three o'clock today. When
Speaker 3: I got back home after two weeks away back in
Speaker 3: the UK of Riestera yesterday, I got to bed yester
Speaker 3: evening and I put my head on my beautiful spinal
Speaker 3: lease pillow and I actually stroked it and went, hello,
Speaker 3: old friend. It felt like it was giving my neck
Speaker 3: the way and embrace it always wants to be embraced again,
Speaker 3: and sort of clicked it back into place for the
Speaker 3: first time in two weeks.
Speaker 7: I've already been taking a pillow with me when I
Speaker 7: travel for two or three years.
Speaker 3: That's me from now.
Speaker 1: Though, under your arm.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she bring on the flight, can't you?
Speaker 5: Would you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, you see people with.
Speaker 3: All kinds of different assortments now of those neck pillows
Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Do you go for the net?
Speaker 3: Bill? I tried it. It felt like someone was trying
Speaker 3: to choke me out, you know, because you clip it round,
Speaker 3: it's like a UFC rear naked chokers. I was trying
Speaker 3: to choke me to speak.
Speaker 7: I bought a special one that was plastic inside, and
Speaker 7: it's meant to disguise it's elf as a scarf, oh,
Speaker 7: so that people don't know you've got a neck pillow,
Speaker 7: just to really clush on it, and it's.
Speaker 1: Meant to keep your head upright in the position.
Speaker 3: But it didn't work, I know, all right, So tell
Speaker 3: us how old you are without telling us your age.
Speaker 3: Text me four seven five three one oh four three
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's it for? You.
Speaker 7: I am officially older than every current AFL player. And
Speaker 7: I was watching the Anzac Day match on Friday.
Speaker 1: Kidding, you're older than Pendlebury, older than pen.
Speaker 7: I thought I was younger than Pendlebury and Goldstein, the
Speaker 7: two oldest players played on Friday, and I am older
Speaker 7: than Pendlebury by three months. Oh no, what it kills
Speaker 7: is like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little bit and
Speaker 7: fantasy that you have that Hey, if I train and
Speaker 7: really put my head down now, I can still AFL
Speaker 7: can make it very very unlikely.
Speaker 3: Now, Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 5: It's funny because the love God. I noticed he had
Speaker 5: a bruise on his site the weekend and I said,
Speaker 5: how did you do that? Like this really long bruise?
Speaker 5: And I can't. I can't remember doing it. I don't
Speaker 5: remember knocking it. And I just stopped time, stood still,
Speaker 5: and I said, oh god, we've ended our bruising era.
Speaker 3: A mystery bruises. You see that with your nan and Grande?
Speaker 3: Don't you really got that purple one that's there like
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 1: It's like every time I thought it was from a fall.
Speaker 3: One of his drinking injuries from a Friday night, you know,
Speaker 3: fighting with himself.
Speaker 5: I can't remember doing it. It's our bruising era.
Speaker 3: All right. Tell us how old you are without telling
Speaker 3: us your age? Text me yours O four seven five
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Speaker 3: four three. Good morning to Victoria Christian. I know all
Speaker 3: the words to Jason Donovan's ten Good Reasons albums, but
Speaker 3: I can't remember what I went upstairs for.
Speaker 1: Did you have that album?
Speaker 3: Pass?
Speaker 5: No? No, can't say I did, Jack, But I know
Speaker 5: what it's like to go into a room and think,
Speaker 5: why did I come in? No idea why I walked?
Speaker 3: The worst, isn't it? You just stumbling and you're trying
Speaker 3: to start it out. No, it's just che.
Speaker 7: I actually do walk around the room waiting to be reminded,
Speaker 7: like something.
Speaker 3: In I start scanning them room like a robot, Bonita.
Speaker 3: The children I nannied for are now having their own children, Danny.
Speaker 3: When it was midnight, the National Anthem came on. Then
Speaker 3: no more TV for anyone. Off to bed. I still
Speaker 3: have a Blockbuster card Wow, just in case research.
Speaker 6: They return to the high Street.
Speaker 3: They're back. I would love that we're asking to tell
Speaker 3: us how old you are without telling us your age.
Speaker 3: Christ And I just made a climax noise putting on
Speaker 3: my socks this morning. Didn't need to know that, Stephen.
Speaker 3: That's a different thing we're doing tomorrow. By the way, Grant,
Speaker 3: I now have worked Cody younger than my own sons. Christian.
Speaker 3: I did my high school computing using MS doss because
Speaker 3: Windows wasn't out yet, and I used AOL message. Christ
Speaker 3: And at least one part of my body aches every
Speaker 3: single day. Now it's like the parts chat to each
Speaker 3: other overnight and take turn today. It's my right ankle's turn. Yesterday,
Speaker 3: left shoulder. My wife plucks hairs from my ears. Benjamin.
Speaker 3: I just increased the text sites on my iPhone so
Speaker 3: I can actually read. Oh, it's humiliating some of those
Speaker 3: my mom, do you think that's pende where they're like,
Speaker 3: you know when they do that sort of they're giving
Speaker 3: the instruction. Can you bring out the for pendles please?
Speaker 7: My mom's is comically beer. It's like four letters across
Speaker 7: the street.
Speaker 3: When I went to see my mom two weeks ago,
Speaker 3: right and I was like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 3: She's got No, she's got a magnifying glass to read
Speaker 3: text messages because she's maxed it to the actual largest
Speaker 3: size she has, like the Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass to
Speaker 3: read messages from me. Christian, I slept on the wrong
Speaker 3: pillow and now my now I need a full body
Speaker 3: cast to get through. Christian, how old am I? Without
Speaker 3: telling you my age? Can't go out? A country practice
Speaker 3: is about to start on the telly rackets. Those that
Speaker 3: know well know Christian, I got a moxy yesterday at
Speaker 3: Sunday lunch was saying, whoe betide me? Whoa nana? All right,
Speaker 3: keep this going, then tell us how old you are
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Speaker 3: This morning and four seven five three one o four three,
Speaker 3: Good morning. We're backs to Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Christian,
Speaker 3: my husband knows all the words. So the Billy Joel
Speaker 3: song you're playing and it's now doing Carrie Oki to
Speaker 3: them word for word, brilliant, hard song to do as well,
Speaker 3: very and it's rapping. It's like Billy Joel's rap song. Christian.
Speaker 3: If it's past seven thirty pm, it is too late
Speaker 3: to start watching a movie. Are we mad.
Speaker 1: Unless you're happy to do it in two.
Speaker 3: Parts of Yeah, take a break at five to nine,
Speaker 3: lock up and everyone's been bad by No. Those are
Speaker 3: the rules. We all step by them. Christian had any
Speaker 3: news e party and always sneak away to have a
Speaker 3: nap before midnight. Actually, Christian, I'm at the age now
Speaker 3: that when I was hiking recently, I didn't fall over.
Speaker 3: I had a full tough times. Christian, I'm that old.
Speaker 3: I'm working with people who don't even know about the
Speaker 3: Sydney Olympics being a thing. Christian. Welcome back. When I
Speaker 3: was at primary school, it was simple or the boys
Speaker 3: liked kiss, the girls liked abba. Christian. I remember when
Speaker 3: Hey Hey being a cartoon morning show and Christian Yeah, yeah, Christian.
Speaker 3: When I grew up in the year of video games,
Speaker 3: I was a man before the controllers were wireless.
Speaker 2: That's some crazy Christian Connor show podcast.
Speaker 3: That story about that missing sausage dog needs to be
Speaker 3: the biggest story. Seriously, was it really eighteen months?
Speaker 7: It's like it was Milo and Otis the dog and
Speaker 7: Cash went missing and you followed their adventures.
Speaker 1: It's incredible story.
Speaker 6: Patsy.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that still brother eighteen months? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know, it's crazy. I was. This has really troubled me,
Speaker 5: this story because I said to Chris, if that was
Speaker 5: our Presley.
Speaker 3: Oh, we'd find it immediately. Where is it? There's a
Speaker 3: matter just crushed a load.
Speaker 5: Of kids away.
Speaker 3: Sush's dogs are tiny. There is a snag. It's like
Speaker 3: a snag in Australia, where's warning.
Speaker 5: But the dog version, knowing that he's on that island
Speaker 5: while we bet went back into state, back home and
Speaker 5: knowing is I'd have to like not leave there until
Speaker 5: I found him.
Speaker 1: So the family.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 7: The family was holiday in there and they went back
Speaker 7: home and then they did a home alone moment where're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, it's Kevin the dog, So what they just
Speaker 3: accidentally left it behind?
Speaker 5: No, well, I don't think they could find him when
Speaker 5: they went to leave, and they had to. I think
Speaker 5: they did stay anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh well, well we had a look, I know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 5: And then they've been like various sided check out.
Speaker 3: Check outs and little Kevin the sausage dog.
Speaker 1: You know, I like to get to the airport early.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 6: And so where were they and where did the dog.
Speaker 3: Have to get to?
Speaker 5: So I don't know where they lived, but the dog
Speaker 5: apparently has been roaming for all this such.
Speaker 3: A big country. They're over in w A.
Speaker 1: It's on an.
Speaker 5: Wasn't he a Kangaroo island doggy paddling years? But what
Speaker 5: was he eating?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: What was he eating to survive?
Speaker 1: Amazing?
Speaker 5: Like been having a grade eight a months like a
Speaker 5: resort for a dog.
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Speaker 3: What are they going to make?
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Speaker 3: Gig pigs thirteen double five, double two. What is Darth
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Speaker 9: Petal and a large saucepan of a medium heat field power.
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Speaker 3: It's a tough dish.
Speaker 1: I'm going to feeling, but I.
Speaker 3: Guess I've got no ideas right now. But I never
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Speaker 3: no pink survive. Thirteen thirteen doule five double two? Who
Speaker 3: knew darf love to cook? The things you learn on
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Speaker 9: Petal and a large saucepan of a medium heat, feel power,
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Speaker 3: We have a young padawan now is a forcedrawing him?
Speaker 3: I hope. So we come here all day taking wild guesses. Joe,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning, Christian, Hey mate, I'm good mate.
Speaker 3: So listen, what do you think Darfe was cooking in
Speaker 3: the kitchen? Tough one. If I had to get order,
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Speaker 1: How did you get an obscure foreign dish like that?
Speaker 3: Spaghetti? The Minster the forces is my friend, as is
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars in cash. Well done, Joe, Thank you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: Christian, I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna. I'm gonna go buy a kiss the missus
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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Brittant. No, now what kind of couch again? You're going
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Speaker 3: Or just a four seater, three seater, two seater, one
Speaker 3: seater one a couch unless you just want to be
Speaker 3: a bit kinky to each their own. I always say,
Speaker 3: I believe, I believe it's L shaped.
Speaker 6: It's the future couches these days.
Speaker 3: I pray for utopia where we're all on our L
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Speaker 6: How did he know?
Speaker 3: Spag Bob? Was it the pasta that brown?
Speaker 1: It can only get easier from here.
Speaker 6: I fear so, Jack. We're back the same time tomorrow.
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Speaker 6: Say that you love me? Or is it in the background?
Speaker 3: Turn this up? Save Geelong, Save Geelong? Really good? And
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that wasn't from the post funeral over the weekend.
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Speaker 3: Nothing escape the eagle eyes of our news sound. Petrina
Speaker 3: Jones reckon, she's seen a major A list over the weekend.
Speaker 5: Totally. You remember when we went up to the Sundays
Speaker 5: and Elton John's jet, his private jet was had just
Speaker 5: landed just as our Jetstar flight had landed. Well, the
Speaker 5: same things.
Speaker 1: Made that sound like the three of us all went
Speaker 1: up to.
Speaker 3: The confused, I've been there. Did they drugged me?
Speaker 5: Well, the same thing happened. We were in tal Key
Speaker 5: across the break John, No not Elton John.
Speaker 3: Break down there Airbnb?
Speaker 5: Why not elp Ryan Gosling in fact, star of Barbie
Speaker 5: who played Ken. We were stopped at the traffic lights, right.
Speaker 1: Really I heard he's in Australia.
Speaker 5: Well no, Well he walked just someone.
Speaker 3: With a bad hair dyed. There's a lot of surfdos
Speaker 3: that look a bit like him there.
Speaker 5: Walked across the front of our car and I said
Speaker 5: to Chris, that is Ryan Gosling and he's like it's not.
Speaker 5: I said, look at his hair bleached blonde helmet hair,
Speaker 5: just like he comes up with a.
Speaker 3: Million kids like eighteen year old lands are all like him.
Speaker 5: This was a dead ringer for Ryan. Where the guy
Speaker 5: walked across the front of our car, across the pedestrian
Speaker 5: crossing and into subway.
Speaker 3: That guy has zero garbs for the last twenty years.
Speaker 3: You don't get he's gone eighteen packs. He's got the
Speaker 3: V pointing down.
Speaker 5: But he's on holiday. Is his carbet?
Speaker 1: You have security with him?
Speaker 3: He was going into so well a foot long. Please
Speaker 3: you won't go and keep it to yourself. Lads, you
Speaker 3: know long weekend and who wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Bell's beach probe was on recently. Kelly Slater is Waxing is.
Speaker 1: Born in Kelly and was his lady friend that you
Speaker 1: saw even mend.
Speaker 5: No it wasn't, but you know, and so convinced was.
Speaker 5: I made Chris do a blockie and come back.
Speaker 6: That's not creepy.
Speaker 3: Security. I didn't need back up. Strange bug eyed locals
Speaker 3: following me, two of them.
Speaker 1: Like the subway doors.
Speaker 3: You're going to need it.
Speaker 5: So I got the scoop. Ryan Gosling was in talking
Speaker 5: across Easter. You heard it here first.
Speaker 6: Now and the way are you talking about?
Speaker 3: This is if it's definitely him, that's not a sort
Speaker 3: of then he's shadowed down.
Speaker 5: A shadow of down.
Speaker 1: Google doesn't think he's in Australia.
Speaker 5: At the moment, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: He's one of the world's biggest stars. If he's in
Speaker 3: Talky wandering around in Subway, everyone's having selfies with him.
Speaker 5: Not well, no, no, because this is the thing when
Speaker 5: you go he's kind of like incognito view. This is
Speaker 5: why the stars go to these little hamlets because.
Speaker 7: Halet perfect where the residents are so stupid they don't
Speaker 7: know the celebrity of a walk in their face.
Speaker 5: But it's perfect. It's like the hem's worth up in
Speaker 5: Where are they Byron or wherever?
Speaker 6: A great reference to go to. It's like so and
Speaker 6: so and wherever. Yeah, exactly, I know you want a.
Speaker 3: Tight case you make there? All right? Listen, anyone else
Speaker 3: seeing Ryan Gosly in Talky? Did you sell him in Subway?
Speaker 5: And what did he have?
Speaker 3: It's just one thing that's done it for me.
Speaker 6: Does not see any cabs?
Speaker 3: Who knows? Maybe that's the puff up, you know, in
Speaker 3: between movies. He's bloating up a bit. He's got a
Speaker 3: new characters. We're gonna need you to sixty killers. That's it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Australia. I'm going to this little habit
Speaker 3: I've heard of call Talkie. It was an there.
Speaker 1: He's going to be in the new Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's jabb at the heart.
Speaker 3: Hello, so while I'm the jabber please, oh bloody hell? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right? Have you seen Ryan Casting in Talkie? Thirteen
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Speaker 3: your beach celebrities. It's World Beach Day and of course
Speaker 3: over the last couple of days it's been the Ripkal
Speaker 3: pro Bell's beach. Can anyone on the show. I presume
Speaker 3: all the strainers know that she must be taught at school.
Speaker 3: How does the you know? Because in England, you know,
Speaker 3: not really big old surf country there beach boys wouldn't
Speaker 3: have come sung a song about surf and the UK.
Speaker 6: How did they actually score it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: The vibe I get is that they use vibe that
Speaker 7: they're like, oh that was pretty good, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That the Olympics as well, obviously Surf Championship. It can't be.
Speaker 6: I know they ring a.
Speaker 7: Bell, but the bell trophy is a bell the trophies,
Speaker 7: and they give it a big ring.
Speaker 3: To win it, you've got to ring it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Marcus, hasn't it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: How long there?
Speaker 3: How long they how many hang tens? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like what is it?
Speaker 3: How long?
Speaker 1: Did tube? Probably get check extra?
Speaker 3: So the one Bell's beach is I've seen it one
Speaker 3: sometimes where it was on TV once where there's like
Speaker 3: a big plow that goes up and down out to
Speaker 3: sea to create waves, because otherwise it might be oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, wild rio.
Speaker 6: Do you know how it works?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 8: I just had a look and Jack's actually kind of right.
Speaker 8: There's no actual what's.
Speaker 1: The word like scoring systems?
Speaker 4: Like a form?
Speaker 8: Yes, just zero to two is poor, two to four
Speaker 8: is fair, four to six is average, but average one
Speaker 8: at least.
Speaker 3: Oh god, when he's out there, dude, give him the goal.
Speaker 1: Trying to read too much into it.
Speaker 3: City slicker. I remember on the Olympics, you remember when
Speaker 3: they had it like the other side of the world.
Speaker 3: Was it Tahiti's Olympics. I remember watching some format I
Speaker 3: think it was an Australian person. You know somethings. They
Speaker 3: have a former champion to explain it to the lay
Speaker 3: person what we're watching him. And there's there's a point
Speaker 3: where there's just two people leaning on surfboards quite near
Speaker 3: each other and sort of look at you, you're doing
Speaker 3: good luck, good luck you too, and the former champion goes, well, listen,
Speaker 3: if you just tuned in and you're wondering how this works, sweat,
Speaker 3: this is what they said. Basically, whoever looks like having
Speaker 3: the best time wins gold. And I was like, I
Speaker 3: could do that. Great, I can't get up, but oh god,
Speaker 3: a good hang. Whoever there's not having the best time,
Speaker 3: there's something about that's how well, that's life advice.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 3: It looks like wind all right, where are That's right?
Speaker 3: We're looking for beach celebrities today. Well, I was some
Speaker 3: I was a speech of the jacket. It was crammed. Well,
Speaker 3: obviously Ryan Gosling wasn't there. Scuba Gooding, Julia god Joan,
Speaker 3: Jetty Gold, Rob Low Tide was there and then what's
Speaker 3: that above me try and steal my ice cream? Why
Speaker 3: it's Steven Seagull.
Speaker 1: That's a goal as well.
Speaker 3: And I went in the sea and then I needed
Speaker 3: to try off and I saw.
Speaker 6: Simon beach towel. Simon beach towel. But it is like
Speaker 6: I was having such a good time.
Speaker 3: Judge it on Vibe.
Speaker 6: Jackie boy, what have you got beach celebrities?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw the Australian politician was down at Bell's
Speaker 7: beach bar, Uncle Joyce, Selle Gibson, Sorry Shell, Oh no,
Speaker 7: that's good gold lebron James also Gold and Robert Downey, June.
Speaker 3: Shuddering, Holt there with bronze. Okay, no price time vouncher
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Speaker 3: then text me oh four seven five O three one
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Speaker 3: Beach celebrities said on the time waster Not Jackie Chan,
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Speaker 10: GOLDI Prouse very good, Dolphin, Lundgren silver, David Swimmer, not Swimmer,
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Speaker 3: That's from Chris McCarthy, Well done, Adam Sambar Gold from
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Speaker 3: Oyster men, Oyster men silver, Pa.
Speaker 6: No, that's gold, Danny Powell DP.
Speaker 3: I loved it, Joan Jetski gold. Some mother comedy duo,
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Speaker 3: Let's talk tomorrow's show today. There are so many ancient
Speaker 3: fables and myths and stories about the king who had
Speaker 3: two beloved sons, and he couldn't work out which one
Speaker 3: of his two beloved sons to bequeath his kingdom to
Speaker 3: one day. This is the situation I'm in at the
Speaker 3: moment with you and Rio, my two mastered beloved radio sons.
Speaker 1: All right, Daddy, tell us what's up?
Speaker 3: I have a quest for both of you. Here's the situation.
Speaker 3: We have a brand new phone number thirteen fifty five
Speaker 3: twenty two. Okay, Now, I remember when we first start
Speaker 3: the show together, Jack, seven years ago, we wanted people
Speaker 3: to know the text number. It was a little bit long. Wounded.
Speaker 6: You came up with this genius.
Speaker 4: Fall seven five three one oh four three mobile start
Speaker 4: with four. Jos was in seventy five kissing girls in
Speaker 4: a three gold one oh four three.
Speaker 3: You actually sound like your tea sound.
Speaker 7: Such a seven years ago would have killed me to
Speaker 7: tune the guitar.
Speaker 6: I did say that at the time, but that.
Speaker 3: It's not the situation I find myself in today.
Speaker 1: I can do better than that.
Speaker 3: Yes, actually loved bastard son, possible to do worse than that? Fashion?
Speaker 3: Do you two warring factions? I mean, it's an uneasy
Speaker 3: truce between these two. They're both iroing up my throne.
Speaker 3: I know they are. I'm not ready yet, but one day,
Speaker 3: one day, who will I bequeath it to Jack Post
Speaker 3: or producer Rio? It's time to level up? Guys? Do
Speaker 3: you accept the challenge?
Speaker 1: Is the challenge simply the catchier jingle.
Speaker 3: Yes you got it, friend Dad? The Keys to the
Speaker 3: Kingdom await you? Do you accept? But you, Sirio? I accept?
Speaker 8: After hearing that absolute dribble, I've never been more confident
Speaker 8: of a challenge.
Speaker 3: Brilliant, Well done, my bastard sons. We're back tomorrow morning.
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