Speaker 1: Laura, come on, oh hello everyone, Hello, Okay, we're going
Speaker 1: to Wednesday. It is the pick up heading the chemist
Speaker 1: wharehouse today. Great savings every day. We just got a text, Laura.
Speaker 2: Got a text.
Speaker 1: Gotta text Laura and Britt and I are going on
Speaker 1: a holiday together, coming out.
Speaker 3: I know you keep telling me about this holiday that
Speaker 3: the two of you were taken. And also, can I
Speaker 3: just remind you that not once has anyone even suggested
Speaker 3: the idea of invitingment.
Speaker 2: Honeymoon.
Speaker 4: You didn't invite us on your honeymoon. This is true,
Speaker 4: so don't throw us under the bus at.
Speaker 2: Same time as our honeymoon.
Speaker 4: Yes, really, we are the rejects that have not else
Speaker 4: to go on holiday with, so we have to band together.
Speaker 5: We do. We fight the whole trip, but we have
Speaker 5: no other choice.
Speaker 2: Friday, are you guys sharing a bit?
Speaker 5: Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 1: We just got a text from the organizer of the
Speaker 1: trip and they said we were in a group chat
Speaker 1: and they said, hey, guys, are you okay with one
Speaker 1: kid in bed to share together or do you want separates?
Speaker 1: And at the same time Britain I replied, replied yes
Speaker 1: separate and I replied no, It's okay.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to make like a pillow for it
Speaker 2: to go down the middle of the time.
Speaker 4: I was going to get one of those big, giant,
Speaker 4: you know, those full length body pillows, and IM just
Speaker 4: gonna lay the pregnancy pillow in between us, but Mitch,
Speaker 4: I want to spare room. For some reason, Mitch wants
Speaker 4: to spoon me.
Speaker 5: Lay it on fig Brit.
Speaker 1: I've got to get a fire blanket between me and
Speaker 1: that hot rock.
Speaker 5: I'm okay, I do I do run hot so I
Speaker 5: sweat in a bed.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It is? Weird though, the fact that you had the
Speaker 3: option to have separate beds, but yet you were going
Speaker 3: to choose to have the same one.
Speaker 5: Mitch'll tell you bond quick game, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure, listen.
Speaker 1: If you are a nude sleeper like myself and like Bridge,
Speaker 1: I have some breaking scientific news that might want you
Speaker 1: to reconsider sleeping nude every.
Speaker 2: Night with your co host.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with or without your radio seems really specific to us.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that is next at the Pickup
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday. It is the Pickup Wednesday. Britt, Laura and
Speaker 1: Mitch here thanks to Chemists ware House. Right now half
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Speaker 5: This is a PSA Australia.
Speaker 1: If you sleep naked every night, you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: start because that's relaxing.
Speaker 5: I know it makes me want to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Quick pole of the room before I tell you why
Speaker 1: it's so dangerous. Who here sleeps naked every night?
Speaker 4: Semi naked underpants only in winter?
Speaker 2: I'll add a jumper, a jumper in winter it's cold,
Speaker 2: you gotta put a jumper on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but pans off always except the undies.
Speaker 3: I don't sleep naked anymore because my kids get into
Speaker 3: bed with me most nights, so underwear.
Speaker 2: Underwear is quite essential.
Speaker 1: I'm butt naked in some I'm like a bear in hibernation.
Speaker 1: I'm just out like sometimes I wake up in the
Speaker 1: exact position I fall asleep. However, in winter I wear
Speaker 1: clothes and I'm glad I do because TikTok account shut Eye,
Speaker 1: which are a sleep expert. TikTok account have revealed sleep
Speaker 1: without clothes on can make you severely ill with infections.
Speaker 1: Why because the average person farts fifteen to twenty five
Speaker 1: times a day, and that includes time spent sleeping, which
Speaker 1: if you're not wearing pants, sprays fecal matter into the bed,
Speaker 1: and then you can dutch oven yourself and inhale it,
Speaker 1: which then in turn gives you internal infections. Gravely, you're
Speaker 1: leading to death.
Speaker 4: See, I have never heard of someone dutch ovening themselves
Speaker 4: to death in bed over time.
Speaker 5: It's over time twenty thirty years.
Speaker 2: I thought that you had a fake tan on, but
Speaker 2: I reckon, you've.
Speaker 5: Just praised yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an eagle that sprays their poop in
Speaker 4: the bed.
Speaker 5: You dot oven, No bad yourself.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that everyone sleeps with no clothes on
Speaker 4: and they don't all break out and rashes and die
Speaker 4: for poop infections.
Speaker 3: Look, I do believe it because I have seen and
Speaker 3: heard how often Mattie Jay farts in his sleep. And look,
Speaker 3: I have to wear protective clothing. I go in there
Speaker 3: wearing it has net. I wear a has mat suit
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 5: I'm not afraid to say.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll go to sleep and I'll awaken myself by
Speaker 1: a fart in the room intrup, But I just had
Speaker 1: corm up for dinner.
Speaker 4: If you wake yourself up in bed by farting, you
Speaker 4: have a severe problem. No, I'm waking yourself up. Most
Speaker 4: people do it peacefully their sleep. If it's loud enough
Speaker 4: and the vibrations, you think that's an earthquake. But you're like,
Speaker 4: I just let one rip.
Speaker 1: That earthquake in Melbourne other night. I just lived next
Speaker 1: door to people. I call my mum sometimes the next
Speaker 1: day and go, Mum, that storm last night was wild.
Speaker 5: She goes, what's a storm here?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 5: This is what the doctor says.
Speaker 1: The doctor Hannah says, if you choose to sleep naked,
Speaker 1: I would recommend that you wash your sheets at least
Speaker 1: once a week.
Speaker 5: Here's another point of contention. I googled it. Guess how
Speaker 5: often the average person washes their bed sheet?
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait wait, people don't wash their sheets
Speaker 2: once a week.
Speaker 4: Once a week is.
Speaker 5: The average is every eight weeks, Laura, someone washes their.
Speaker 2: How often do you wash your sheet?
Speaker 4: This is what I'd like to say. I reckon I
Speaker 4: wash my or I reckon it could be once a month.
Speaker 4: Hear me out, hear me out, No one and nothing
Speaker 4: is in my bed and I am I am that
Speaker 4: little mouse sleeper. I literally get in I reckon, I
Speaker 4: take up one body with on the edge of the
Speaker 4: bed and I do not move. I get in like
Speaker 4: a mummy. I sleep like an angel. So my bed sheets.
Speaker 3: If I make you fart like a trooper. I have
Speaker 3: seen so many photos of your dog on your bed.
Speaker 5: No you have not yet.
Speaker 4: No, that's Keisha's bed, my friend's bed. Delilah does not
Speaker 4: get in my bed unless it's the night before washing day.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, so once a.
Speaker 2: Mon mitch you how many times often.
Speaker 5: I'm every fortnight. I'm clean every fortnight.
Speaker 2: I'm like seven ten days.
Speaker 1: Max.
Speaker 4: Ww you have dogs and kids vomiting in your bed.
Speaker 2: Do not have a dog in my bed at all.
Speaker 3: My dog does not vomit it in your bed. That
Speaker 3: was seven years ago, and he's never been in my
Speaker 3: bed since. That's a long time between dogs being in bed.
Speaker 5: I have my daughter.
Speaker 2: She gets in bed with us. She's three and a half.
Speaker 3: I cannot sleep unless sheets feel clean. So at the
Speaker 3: end of a week they're getting washed. Everything gets washed
Speaker 3: in the hause.
Speaker 4: My sheets always feel clean, and if they don't, I
Speaker 4: just roll to the other side and then I can
Speaker 4: get a probably another month out of that side and
Speaker 4: then if I really want to stretch it, just lay
Speaker 4: in the middle three minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's people all right?
Speaker 1: Next on the show, Breat's boyfriend is here in Australia,
Speaker 1: beautiful Scottish Ben is in the country's late.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many times we have to have
Speaker 4: this conversation. Bena is here, he's there, He's a little elf.
Speaker 5: There's something about this country that is upset him.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh yeah, he is absolutely petrified of something here
Speaker 4: in Australia. Lose the sleep over. It has been thinking
Speaker 4: about it non stop colleading up to this trip, and
Speaker 4: it's it's really bothering him.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's next.
Speaker 1: At the Pickup Wednesday on the Pickup with Britt, Laura
Speaker 1: and Mitch thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today Great Savings
Speaker 1: every day, guys.
Speaker 4: I am on full blown crisis management right now with
Speaker 4: my boyfriend Ben. So he's come over to visit, as
Speaker 4: we know, from Scotland, and he has been absolutely petrified
Speaker 4: in the lead up to this trip, like a petrop
Speaker 4: fired of all of Australia's deadly animals. Now I say
Speaker 4: this because he lives in Scotland, but he's from Switzerland.
Speaker 4: Now I'm pretty sure the only animal they have there
Speaker 4: is like a beautiful cow, a highland cow in Scotland,
Speaker 4: and Switzerland has nothing. So he has been doing his
Speaker 4: research and he knows that like Australia's just full of
Speaker 4: animals everywhere. Have I listened to how pitchbuddy is. He
Speaker 4: sent this voice message to me when he was getting
Speaker 4: on the plane to come here.
Speaker 6: I'm just walking to the gates and scorning through Instagram,
Speaker 6: and literally all that comes up is deadless spiders, beadlest snakes,
Speaker 6: everything that's trying to kill you in Australia. I don't
Speaker 6: know you booked this camper trip or this camper house first.
Speaker 7: And I don't think.
Speaker 6: I'm going to make it. To be honest, I don't
Speaker 6: think it's a good idea. It's just it just gives
Speaker 6: me the fear there's going to be a spider on
Speaker 6: Matillo when I wake up, and it's all going to
Speaker 6: be It's all going to be funny for you, but
Speaker 6: it's not going to be funny for me. So I
Speaker 6: think we need to reconsider it.
Speaker 5: So he's actually scared of these things.
Speaker 4: It is legit.
Speaker 7: He actually wants to consider the holiday that you planned, No,
Speaker 7: because I planned Okay, I've planned two things, right, I've
Speaker 7: plans like we're staying in a caravan park because he's
Speaker 7: never done that. It's just like it's got tens, he's
Speaker 7: got glamping and it's got caravans and its cabins and.
Speaker 4: All this kind of stuff. But for him that is
Speaker 4: like you're staying in the wild.
Speaker 2: But where though, Like where are you heading to?
Speaker 4: Quarry?
Speaker 5: Oh? God, Wales near the beach and the city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's worried.
Speaker 5: It's soul.
Speaker 4: But where the other part of this is, we're going
Speaker 4: this weekend. We are going to Hamilton Island and we're
Speaker 4: going to the Barrier Reef. We're going snorkeling, We're doing
Speaker 4: all this stuff gorgeous.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of indoor pools and stuff there as well.
Speaker 4: Before I have gotten him back on track, right, I'm like,
Speaker 4: this stuff doesn't happen here. It's all this like wives
Speaker 4: tales that all your foreign is here trapped, you know. Okay.
Speaker 4: In the news up north in Queensland, a man in
Speaker 4: this past week has been attacked in the ocean by
Speaker 4: a crocodile. I saw that the crocodile bit his head.
Speaker 4: This is really serious.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not laughing at at the butt at the head.
Speaker 3: I'm laughing at Ben being petrified to come here.
Speaker 5: Also being bit in the Head's pretty I mean he survived,
Speaker 5: He's okay.
Speaker 4: This is what the man said while checking out some
Speaker 4: coral and fish and talking to a fellow snorkeler. I
Speaker 4: was attacked from behind by a crocodile. It got its
Speaker 4: jaws around my head. I was able to leave its
Speaker 4: jaws open like bear grills. Who is this guy Hercules,
Speaker 4: just far enough to get my head out. The crocodile
Speaker 4: then attempted to attack me a second time, but I
Speaker 4: managed to push it away with my right hand, which
Speaker 4: was then bitten by the crocodile. He's been flown by
Speaker 4: a chop at the hospital. So now I'm on complete
Speaker 4: crisis control because I have gotten him to the point
Speaker 4: where I'm like, Australia is an amazing place. The deadly
Speaker 4: animals don't exist. We are going to this place to
Speaker 4: snorkel this weekend.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait there, that's the fifth crocodile attack in that area
Speaker 1: in the past five months.
Speaker 4: In Queensland one a month.
Speaker 3: Wait is this all happening in Hamilton Island, or is
Speaker 3: that happening up and down the coast to the coast
Speaker 3: of Look.
Speaker 4: Crocodiles can travel hundreds of kilometers a day, so it's
Speaker 4: happening in Queensland, so it's it's not that bit far
Speaker 4: from crocodile to travel the coastline. It's really scary. I
Speaker 4: don't even know if I want to get in the
Speaker 4: water anymore. I'm still gonna do it because it's where
Speaker 4: we're going is more south than these where these crocodiles are.
Speaker 4: I think they're a bit further up north. But he's
Speaker 4: he's gonna beside himself if he sees this. He's on
Speaker 4: the first plane back.
Speaker 2: It is a bit of a far north Queensland thing,
Speaker 2: isn't it. They've got everything up there.
Speaker 3: They got your canchy, then they got the box jellyfish,
Speaker 3: and they got crocodiles.
Speaker 4: Everything.
Speaker 2: Everything that can kill you is up there.
Speaker 5: Why did you take him?
Speaker 4: You should have taken it.
Speaker 5: Take the eyes jambaroo the water.
Speaker 4: Park anyway, So this weekend, pray for me, guys, because
Speaker 4: we can. And I'm just not gonna tell him. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna pus him in and it's gonna be fun. Hopefully
Speaker 4: there's some little cute little fish like Nemos and I
Speaker 4: reckon you guys, just stick to the hotel pool and
Speaker 4: the mit eyes.
Speaker 2: That's my.
Speaker 5: Advice. Okay, back after this, it's the pick up.
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Speaker 3: It's no surprise, or it should come as no surprise
Speaker 3: that going through a breakup or going through heartbreak can
Speaker 3: sometimes bring out the worst in ourselves. Yes, I mean
Speaker 3: I wonder have you guys ever done anything that you're
Speaker 3: not proud of during a breakup?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: The only thing I've done, I don't think it's very
Speaker 4: bad is when I found out that my crazy X
Speaker 4: was crazy. I just took all the toilet paper out
Speaker 4: of his house so that when he had to do
Speaker 4: a poop there was nothing to wright.
Speaker 5: That's so subtle, That is really good, stupid.
Speaker 4: It's not enough, not enough for me though, it was enough.
Speaker 4: I just need that little sprinkle or something something, But
Speaker 4: I'm such a placid person. That's all I had in me.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 3: All breakups can definitely make you be crazy. It can
Speaker 3: make you do some crazy, crazy things, especially if you
Speaker 3: feel like you need to get revenge on your x,
Speaker 3: like if your ex is cheated on you, or you're
Speaker 3: going through a bad divorce, whatever, whatever has happened.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're the person's sound some crazy shit
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get into that.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, wait wait wait. There is a
Speaker 3: dating expert. Her name is Louise Robertson. She has come
Speaker 3: out recently and she'd said, she said, look, it's okay
Speaker 3: if you go a little bit crazy during a divorce,
Speaker 3: if you act out in a way that isn't your
Speaker 3: normal behavior. Let's say your key ex husband's car. Let's
Speaker 3: say you said his passport on fire. Let's say you
Speaker 3: throw all of his stuff out a window of a
Speaker 3: skyrise building.
Speaker 5: That sounds like it's coming from lived experience, so.
Speaker 4: That I could hurt somebody on the ground, an innocent vicend.
Speaker 3: Look, let's say that nobody gets actually hurt in the process.
Speaker 3: But you know, except for his feelings, his pride, and
Speaker 3: maybe his very expensive car. You can't be blamed for
Speaker 3: your actions. It's okay to be a little bit crazy.
Speaker 2: In a divorce.
Speaker 4: This is what a dating expert has said. Yes, she
Speaker 4: said bs.
Speaker 3: She gives her not to the power of re Wrene,
Speaker 3: reminding us that sometimes a small, active mischief can bring
Speaker 3: a glimmer of satisfaction amidst the deep pain of a relationship.
Speaker 4: I'm all for this, now, this is fan But mischief
Speaker 4: is in taking the toilet paper from their house, not
Speaker 4: like throwing bricks at their car and throwing stuff out
Speaker 4: of a twiles.
Speaker 3: You know, look, let's borderline it. So we're not talking
Speaker 3: about criminal stuff. We're just talking about things that you
Speaker 3: probably shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Why do I feel like Laura is on side with
Speaker 4: this specialist because she's done so.
Speaker 5: Oh you totally would have done that, Laura.
Speaker 3: Okay, look the thing about this is this this relationship expert,
Speaker 3: she herself has been divorced four times.
Speaker 4: There you go, she's justifying herself zero judgment.
Speaker 2: To multiple divorces.
Speaker 3: But she goes on to say that she's done all
Speaker 3: of these crazy things and things that actually wasn't her fault.
Speaker 2: This is why have done some crazy things in my breakups.
Speaker 2: We know horror, and I don't think it was my fault.
Speaker 5: Why don't you tell the passport stories?
Speaker 3: I think they made me crazy and it was them
Speaker 3: and their actions that made me do crazy stuff.
Speaker 5: Can you tell the passport story?
Speaker 3: So my ex from a long time ago, past the
Speaker 3: stature of when I think he could take me to
Speaker 3: court for this. I had paid for a holiday to
Speaker 3: the Philippines. I had paid for it, I had booked it.
Speaker 3: I found out he was cheating on me, and he
Speaker 3: would not let me changed the flight. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: if you've cheated on me, I'm going to change the flights.
Speaker 3: I want to take my best friend to the Philippines
Speaker 3: instead of you, your big, cheating blob of human. Anyway,
Speaker 3: and that were exactly the words I use. I swear
Speaker 3: they were't anything more choice. He wouldn't let me, and
Speaker 3: so what I did was I called his housemaid at
Speaker 3: the time, and this was like a week after the breakup,
Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, look, I accidentally left some
Speaker 3: stuff at your house. Do you mind if i'd just
Speaker 3: come in and I pick up the stuff. I don't
Speaker 3: want him to know. So what I actually did was
Speaker 3: is I went in I took a photo of his passport,
Speaker 3: I forged his signature on all the subou documents, changed
Speaker 3: the flight details into my beautiful best friend's name, and.
Speaker 2: We had a glorious holiday to the Philippines.
Speaker 5: Did he turn up to the airport?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: He did?
Speaker 4: Oh where you see him?
Speaker 2: And he had no idea why he couldn't board the flight,
Speaker 2: so he tried to get on the fly. He tried
Speaker 2: to get on the fly.
Speaker 4: Did he clock you there with your friend?
Speaker 6: Nah?
Speaker 3: We got there early and checked in so that we
Speaker 3: couldn't have a crossover smart.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it was the best holiday of my life.
Speaker 4: A lot of illegal maneuvers in that.
Speaker 2: I also threw his phone out of a win window.
Speaker 2: Do you know what else you can?
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're going through a breakup right now, there's
Speaker 3: a website where you can buy a kilo wait listen, listen,
Speaker 3: you can buy a kilo worth of glitter dicks. Like
Speaker 3: they're like tiny little pictures and they're just glitter cut
Speaker 3: out and they open it and explodes in their house.
Speaker 2: That's another good one too.
Speaker 4: See, that's that's lawes and fun.
Speaker 2: Laura, No, it's not you picking out glitter dicks out
Speaker 2: of your floor.
Speaker 1: Let's go well, and what are your up next? We'll
Speaker 1: see tomorrow. That's if Laura hasn't been arrested.
Speaker 4: She's no longer on the pickup.
Speaker 2: That's been great, guys, I regret nothing.
Speaker 5: You can podcast the whole show. Search to pick up
Speaker 5: on our heart Radio. We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Ay