WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Has Laura been a bit too creative when getting back on her ex's? 🤔

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, oh hello everyone, Hello, Okay, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to Wednesday. It is the pick up heading the chemist

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<v Speaker 1>wharehouse today. Great savings every day. We just got a text, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a text.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta text Laura and Britt and I are going on

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<v Speaker 1>a holiday together, coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you keep telling me about this holiday that

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<v Speaker 3>the two of you were taken. And also, can I

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<v Speaker 3>just remind you that not once has anyone even suggested

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<v Speaker 3>the idea of invitingment.

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<v Speaker 2>Honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't invite us on your honeymoon. This is true,

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<v Speaker 4>so don't throw us under the bus at.

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<v Speaker 2>Same time as our honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, really, we are the rejects that have not else

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<v Speaker 4>to go on holiday with, so we have to band together.

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<v Speaker 5>We do. We fight the whole trip, but we have

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<v Speaker 5>no other choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Friday, are you guys sharing a bit?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got a text from the organizer of the

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<v Speaker 1>trip and they said we were in a group chat

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<v Speaker 1>and they said, hey, guys, are you okay with one

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<v Speaker 1>kid in bed to share together or do you want separates?

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<v Speaker 1>And at the same time Britain I replied, replied yes

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<v Speaker 1>separate and I replied no, It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to make like a pillow for it

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<v Speaker 2>to go down the middle of the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to get one of those big, giant,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, those full length body pillows, and IM just

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<v Speaker 4>gonna lay the pregnancy pillow in between us, but Mitch,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to spare room. For some reason, Mitch wants

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<v Speaker 4>to spoon me.

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<v Speaker 5>Lay it on fig Brit.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to get a fire blanket between me and

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<v Speaker 1>that hot rock.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm okay, I do I do run hot so I

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<v Speaker 5>sweat in a bed.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>It is? Weird though, the fact that you had the

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<v Speaker 3>option to have separate beds, but yet you were going

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<v Speaker 3>to choose to have the same one.

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch'll tell you bond quick game, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a nude sleeper like myself and like Bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>I have some breaking scientific news that might want you

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<v Speaker 1>to reconsider sleeping nude every.

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<v Speaker 2>Night with your co host.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with or without your radio seems really specific to us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what that is next at the Pickup

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Wednesday. It is the Pickup Wednesday. Britt, Laura and

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<v Speaker 5>This is a PSA Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>If you sleep naked every night, you're gonna want to

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<v Speaker 1>start because that's relaxing.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it makes me want to go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick pole of the room before I tell you why

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<v Speaker 1>it's so dangerous. Who here sleeps naked every night?

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<v Speaker 4>Semi naked underpants only in winter?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll add a jumper, a jumper in winter it's cold,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta put a jumper on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but pans off always except the undies.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't sleep naked anymore because my kids get into

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<v Speaker 3>bed with me most nights, so underwear.

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<v Speaker 2>Underwear is quite essential.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm butt naked in some I'm like a bear in hibernation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just out like sometimes I wake up in the

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<v Speaker 1>exact position I fall asleep. However, in winter I wear

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<v Speaker 1>clothes and I'm glad I do because TikTok account shut Eye,

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<v Speaker 1>which are a sleep expert. TikTok account have revealed sleep

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<v Speaker 1>without clothes on can make you severely ill with infections.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because the average person farts fifteen to twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>times a day, and that includes time spent sleeping, which

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not wearing pants, sprays fecal matter into the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can dutch oven yourself and inhale it,

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<v Speaker 1>which then in turn gives you internal infections. Gravely, you're

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<v Speaker 1>leading to death.

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<v Speaker 4>See, I have never heard of someone dutch ovening themselves

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<v Speaker 4>to death in bed over time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's over time twenty thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that you had a fake tan on, but

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, you've.

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<v Speaker 5>Just praised yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like an eagle that sprays their poop in

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<v Speaker 4>the bed.

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<v Speaker 5>You dot oven, No bad yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe that everyone sleeps with no clothes on

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<v Speaker 4>and they don't all break out and rashes and die

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<v Speaker 4>for poop infections.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I do believe it because I have seen and

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<v Speaker 3>heard how often Mattie Jay farts in his sleep. And look,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to wear protective clothing. I go in there

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<v Speaker 3>wearing it has net. I wear a has mat suit

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<v Speaker 3>to bed.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not afraid to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll go to sleep and I'll awaken myself by

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<v Speaker 1>a fart in the room intrup, But I just had

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<v Speaker 1>corm up for dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>If you wake yourself up in bed by farting, you

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<v Speaker 4>have a severe problem. No, I'm waking yourself up. Most

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<v Speaker 4>people do it peacefully their sleep. If it's loud enough

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<v Speaker 4>and the vibrations, you think that's an earthquake. But you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>I just let one rip.

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<v Speaker 1>That earthquake in Melbourne other night. I just lived next

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<v Speaker 1>door to people. I call my mum sometimes the next

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<v Speaker 1>day and go, Mum, that storm last night was wild.

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<v Speaker 5>She goes, what's a storm here?

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<v Speaker 6>It is?

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<v Speaker 5>This is what the doctor says.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor Hannah says, if you choose to sleep naked,

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<v Speaker 1>I would recommend that you wash your sheets at least

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<v Speaker 1>once a week.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's another point of contention. I googled it. Guess how

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<v Speaker 5>often the average person washes their bed sheet?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, wait wait, people don't wash their sheets

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<v Speaker 2>once a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Once a week is.

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<v Speaker 5>The average is every eight weeks, Laura, someone washes their.

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<v Speaker 2>How often do you wash your sheet?

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<v Speaker 4>This is what I'd like to say. I reckon I

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<v Speaker 4>wash my or I reckon it could be once a month.

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<v Speaker 4>Hear me out, hear me out, No one and nothing

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<v Speaker 4>is in my bed and I am I am that

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<v Speaker 4>little mouse sleeper. I literally get in I reckon, I

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<v Speaker 4>take up one body with on the edge of the

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<v Speaker 4>bed and I do not move. I get in like

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<v Speaker 4>a mummy. I sleep like an angel. So my bed sheets.

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<v Speaker 3>If I make you fart like a trooper. I have

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<v Speaker 3>seen so many photos of your dog on your bed.

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<v Speaker 5>No you have not yet.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's Keisha's bed, my friend's bed. Delilah does not

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<v Speaker 4>get in my bed unless it's the night before washing day.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Okay, so once a.

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<v Speaker 2>Mon mitch you how many times often.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm every fortnight. I'm clean every fortnight.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like seven ten days.

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<v Speaker 1>Max.

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<v Speaker 4>Ww you have dogs and kids vomiting in your bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not have a dog in my bed at all.

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<v Speaker 3>My dog does not vomit it in your bed. That

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<v Speaker 3>was seven years ago, and he's never been in my

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<v Speaker 3>bed since. That's a long time between dogs being in bed.

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<v Speaker 5>I have my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets in bed with us. She's three and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot sleep unless sheets feel clean. So at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of a week they're getting washed. Everything gets washed

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<v Speaker 3>in the hause.

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<v Speaker 4>My sheets always feel clean, and if they don't, I

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<v Speaker 4>just roll to the other side and then I can

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<v Speaker 4>get a probably another month out of that side and

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<v Speaker 4>then if I really want to stretch it, just lay

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<v Speaker 4>in the middle three minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what's people all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Next on the show, Breat's boyfriend is here in Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful Scottish Ben is in the country's late.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how many times we have to have

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<v Speaker 4>this conversation. Bena is here, he's there, He's a little elf.

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<v Speaker 5>There's something about this country that is upset him.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Oh yeah, he is absolutely petrified of something here

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<v Speaker 4>in Australia. Lose the sleep over. It has been thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about it non stop colleading up to this trip, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's really bothering him.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's next.

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<v Speaker 1>At the Pickup Wednesday on the Pickup with Britt, Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and Mitch thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today Great Savings

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<v Speaker 1>every day, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I am on full blown crisis management right now with

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<v Speaker 4>my boyfriend Ben. So he's come over to visit, as

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<v Speaker 4>we know, from Scotland, and he has been absolutely petrified

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<v Speaker 4>in the lead up to this trip, like a petrop

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<v Speaker 4>fired of all of Australia's deadly animals. Now I say

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<v Speaker 4>this because he lives in Scotland, but he's from Switzerland.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm pretty sure the only animal they have there

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<v Speaker 4>is like a beautiful cow, a highland cow in Scotland,

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<v Speaker 4>and Switzerland has nothing. So he has been doing his

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<v Speaker 4>research and he knows that like Australia's just full of

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<v Speaker 4>animals everywhere. Have I listened to how pitchbuddy is. He

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<v Speaker 4>sent this voice message to me when he was getting

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<v Speaker 4>on the plane to come here.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just walking to the gates and scorning through Instagram,

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<v Speaker 6>and literally all that comes up is deadless spiders, beadlest snakes,

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<v Speaker 6>everything that's trying to kill you in Australia. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know you booked this camper trip or this camper house first.

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<v Speaker 7>And I don't think.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to make it. To be honest, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>think it's a good idea. It's just it just gives

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<v Speaker 6>me the fear there's going to be a spider on

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<v Speaker 6>Matillo when I wake up, and it's all going to

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<v Speaker 6>be It's all going to be funny for you, but

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<v Speaker 6>it's not going to be funny for me. So I

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<v Speaker 6>think we need to reconsider it.

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<v Speaker 5>So he's actually scared of these things.

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<v Speaker 4>It is legit.

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<v Speaker 7>He actually wants to consider the holiday that you planned, No,

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<v Speaker 7>because I planned Okay, I've planned two things, right, I've

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<v Speaker 7>plans like we're staying in a caravan park because he's

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<v Speaker 7>never done that. It's just like it's got tens, he's

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<v Speaker 7>got glamping and it's got caravans and its cabins and.

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<v Speaker 4>All this kind of stuff. But for him that is

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<v Speaker 4>like you're staying in the wild.

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<v Speaker 2>But where though, Like where are you heading to?

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<v Speaker 4>Quarry?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? God, Wales near the beach and the city.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he's worried.

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<v Speaker 5>It's soul.

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<v Speaker 4>But where the other part of this is, we're going

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<v Speaker 4>this weekend. We are going to Hamilton Island and we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to the Barrier Reef. We're going snorkeling, We're doing

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<v Speaker 4>all this stuff gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>There's plenty of indoor pools and stuff there as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Before I have gotten him back on track, right, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>this stuff doesn't happen here. It's all this like wives

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<v Speaker 4>tales that all your foreign is here trapped, you know. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>In the news up north in Queensland, a man in

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<v Speaker 4>this past week has been attacked in the ocean by

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<v Speaker 4>a crocodile. I saw that the crocodile bit his head.

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<v Speaker 4>This is really serious.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm not laughing at at the butt at the head.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm laughing at Ben being petrified to come here.

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<v Speaker 5>Also being bit in the Head's pretty I mean he survived,

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<v Speaker 5>He's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what the man said while checking out some

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<v Speaker 4>coral and fish and talking to a fellow snorkeler. I

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<v Speaker 4>was attacked from behind by a crocodile. It got its

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<v Speaker 4>jaws around my head. I was able to leave its

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<v Speaker 4>jaws open like bear grills. Who is this guy Hercules,

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<v Speaker 4>just far enough to get my head out. The crocodile

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<v Speaker 4>then attempted to attack me a second time, but I

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<v Speaker 4>managed to push it away with my right hand, which

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<v Speaker 4>was then bitten by the crocodile. He's been flown by

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<v Speaker 4>a chop at the hospital. So now I'm on complete

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<v Speaker 4>crisis control because I have gotten him to the point

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<v Speaker 4>where I'm like, Australia is an amazing place. The deadly

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<v Speaker 4>animals don't exist. We are going to this place to

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<v Speaker 4>snorkel this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait there, that's the fifth crocodile attack in that area

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<v Speaker 1>in the past five months.

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<v Speaker 4>In Queensland one a month.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait is this all happening in Hamilton Island, or is

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<v Speaker 3>that happening up and down the coast to the coast

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<v Speaker 3>of Look.

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<v Speaker 4>Crocodiles can travel hundreds of kilometers a day, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>happening in Queensland, so it's it's not that bit far

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<v Speaker 4>from crocodile to travel the coastline. It's really scary. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know if I want to get in the

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<v Speaker 4>water anymore. I'm still gonna do it because it's where

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<v Speaker 4>we're going is more south than these where these crocodiles are.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they're a bit further up north. But he's

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<v Speaker 4>he's gonna beside himself if he sees this. He's on

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<v Speaker 4>the first plane back.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a bit of a far north Queensland thing,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. They've got everything up there.

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<v Speaker 3>They got your canchy, then they got the box jellyfish,

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<v Speaker 3>and they got crocodiles.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything that can kill you is up there.

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<v Speaker 5>Why did you take him?

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<v Speaker 4>You should have taken it.

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<v Speaker 5>Take the eyes jambaroo the water.

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<v Speaker 4>Park anyway, So this weekend, pray for me, guys, because

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<v Speaker 4>we can. And I'm just not gonna tell him. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna pus him in and it's gonna be fun. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 4>there's some little cute little fish like Nemos and I

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<v Speaker 4>reckon you guys, just stick to the hotel pool and

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<v Speaker 4>the mit eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my.

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<v Speaker 5>Advice. Okay, back after this, it's the pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the pick Up Wednesday, Avo, Britt, Laura and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch here all thanks to Chemists Warehouse. Right now, this

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<v Speaker 1>is massive. Get half price off cosmetics across the Maybelene,

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<v Speaker 1>Revlon Rimal, Nude by Nature Rangers. It's all there at

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<v Speaker 1>chemist whare House now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's no surprise, or it should come as no surprise

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<v Speaker 3>that going through a breakup or going through heartbreak can

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes bring out the worst in ourselves. Yes, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder have you guys ever done anything that you're

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<v Speaker 3>not proud of during a breakup?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>The only thing I've done, I don't think it's very

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<v Speaker 4>bad is when I found out that my crazy X

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<v Speaker 4>was crazy. I just took all the toilet paper out

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<v Speaker 4>of his house so that when he had to do

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<v Speaker 4>a poop there was nothing to wright.

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<v Speaker 5>That's so subtle, That is really good, stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not enough, not enough for me though, it was enough.

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<v Speaker 4>I just need that little sprinkle or something something, But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm such a placid person. That's all I had in me.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>All breakups can definitely make you be crazy. It can

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<v Speaker 3>make you do some crazy, crazy things, especially if you

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<v Speaker 3>feel like you need to get revenge on your x,

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<v Speaker 3>like if your ex is cheated on you, or you're

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<v Speaker 3>going through a bad divorce, whatever, whatever has happened.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're the person's sound some crazy shit

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<v Speaker 4>and they're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll get into that.

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no, wait wait wait. There is a

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<v Speaker 3>dating expert. Her name is Louise Robertson. She has come

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<v Speaker 3>out recently and she'd said, she said, look, it's okay

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<v Speaker 3>if you go a little bit crazy during a divorce,

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<v Speaker 3>if you act out in a way that isn't your

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<v Speaker 3>normal behavior. Let's say your key ex husband's car. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>say you said his passport on fire. Let's say you

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<v Speaker 3>throw all of his stuff out a window of a

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<v Speaker 3>skyrise building.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds like it's coming from lived experience, so.

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<v Speaker 4>That I could hurt somebody on the ground, an innocent vicend.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, let's say that nobody gets actually hurt in the process.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, except for his feelings, his pride, and

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<v Speaker 3>maybe his very expensive car. You can't be blamed for

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<v Speaker 3>your actions. It's okay to be a little bit crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>In a divorce.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what a dating expert has said. Yes, she

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<v Speaker 4>said bs.

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<v Speaker 3>She gives her not to the power of re Wrene,

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<v Speaker 3>reminding us that sometimes a small, active mischief can bring

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<v Speaker 3>a glimmer of satisfaction amidst the deep pain of a relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all for this, now, this is fan But mischief

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<v Speaker 4>is in taking the toilet paper from their house, not

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<v Speaker 4>like throwing bricks at their car and throwing stuff out

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<v Speaker 4>of a twiles.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, look, let's borderline it. So we're not talking

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<v Speaker 3>about criminal stuff. We're just talking about things that you

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<v Speaker 3>probably shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do I feel like Laura is on side with

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<v Speaker 4>this specialist because she's done so.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you totally would have done that, Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, look the thing about this is this this relationship expert,

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<v Speaker 3>she herself has been divorced four times.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go, she's justifying herself zero judgment.

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<v Speaker 2>To multiple divorces.

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<v Speaker 3>But she goes on to say that she's done all

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<v Speaker 3>of these crazy things and things that actually wasn't her fault.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why have done some crazy things in my breakups.

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<v Speaker 2>We know horror, and I don't think it was my fault.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you tell the passport stories?

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<v Speaker 3>I think they made me crazy and it was them

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<v Speaker 3>and their actions that made me do crazy stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you tell the passport story?

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<v Speaker 3>So my ex from a long time ago, past the

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<v Speaker 3>stature of when I think he could take me to

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<v Speaker 3>court for this. I had paid for a holiday to

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<v Speaker 3>the Philippines. I had paid for it, I had booked it.

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<v Speaker 3>I found out he was cheating on me, and he

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<v Speaker 3>would not let me changed the flight. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>if you've cheated on me, I'm going to change the flights.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to take my best friend to the Philippines

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<v Speaker 3>instead of you, your big, cheating blob of human. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>and that were exactly the words I use. I swear

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<v Speaker 3>they were't anything more choice. He wouldn't let me, and

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<v Speaker 3>so what I did was I called his housemaid at

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<v Speaker 3>the time, and this was like a week after the breakup,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, hey, look, I accidentally left some

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<v Speaker 3>stuff at your house. Do you mind if i'd just

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<v Speaker 3>come in and I pick up the stuff. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want him to know. So what I actually did was

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<v Speaker 3>is I went in I took a photo of his passport,

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<v Speaker 3>I forged his signature on all the subou documents, changed

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<v Speaker 3>the flight details into my beautiful best friend's name, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a glorious holiday to the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 5>Did he turn up to the airport?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>He did?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh where you see him?

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<v Speaker 2>And he had no idea why he couldn't board the flight,

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<v Speaker 2>so he tried to get on the fly. He tried

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<v Speaker 2>to get on the fly.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he clock you there with your friend?

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<v Speaker 6>Nah?

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<v Speaker 3>We got there early and checked in so that we

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't have a crossover smart.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was the best holiday of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of illegal maneuvers in that.

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<v Speaker 2>I also threw his phone out of a win window.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what else you can?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if you're going through a breakup right now, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a website where you can buy a kilo wait listen, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>you can buy a kilo worth of glitter dicks. Like

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<v Speaker 3>they're like tiny little pictures and they're just glitter cut

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<v Speaker 3>out and they open it and explodes in their house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another good one too.

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<v Speaker 4>See, that's that's lawes and fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura, No, it's not you picking out glitter dicks out

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<v Speaker 2>of your floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go well, and what are your up next? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see tomorrow. That's if Laura hasn't been arrested.

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<v Speaker 4>She's no longer on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>That's been great, guys, I regret nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>You can podcast the whole show. Search to pick up

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<v Speaker 5>on our heart Radio. We'll see tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 6>Ay