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Speaker 1: of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 1: another episode of Life Uncut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Mitchell, and this here's our
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Speaker 1: Look. We started out the show as friends. We're not
Speaker 1: really friends at the moment.
Speaker 3: I'm friends with both of you, Mitch and I.
Speaker 1: There are some rivals in the room. I could cut
Speaker 1: the tension with a knife.
Speaker 4: The reason why these two were in a fire is
Speaker 4: because it's Media Week Awards this week and both Britta
Speaker 4: and Mitch have been nominated for the same award. Now,
Speaker 4: this is a very prestigious industry award. It is next
Speaker 4: of the best, and these two are going head to head.
Speaker 3: I know, I actually.
Speaker 1: Shook it to the core that we got nominated, but
Speaker 1: also I hate having to go up against you because you're.
Speaker 3: Probably gonna win.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I've been in the industry nine times.
Speaker 5: As long as you win, I really gonna say.
Speaker 4: Guys, look, regardless of the fact that I wasn't nominated,
Speaker 4: I still love you both just as much and we
Speaker 4: did all love you too.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: You did test our knowledge of media facts on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, and if we're going to go off that, then
Speaker 4: well one of you is the clear winner.
Speaker 5: Time will tell. I have a listen to that. Plus,
Speaker 5: I had my grandma's eighty fifth birthday, my Alma, because
Speaker 5: I'm Dutch and she was gifted and earn her own.
Speaker 5: For her birthday, we were having a succulent Chinese meal
Speaker 5: and my auntie Karen went, hey, Alma, here's what we
Speaker 5: got you for your birthday. It's an uh yeah.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 4: It was a little bit premature, wasn't it. Since she's
Speaker 4: still alive, she's I haven't kicking.
Speaker 5: She's very good for eighty five.
Speaker 3: Good years left enough.
Speaker 1: I love your family, I love them, but you you
Speaker 1: cannot give someone to earn.
Speaker 4: Imagine if your daughter that it's not just someone it
Speaker 4: was her daughter, her daughter. Hey mom, this is fun.
Speaker 4: It is something I thought you always. I saw this
Speaker 4: and thought of you.
Speaker 5: The worst part is where she bought it from. She
Speaker 5: didn't go to Temple and Webster and get the fine
Speaker 5: by China.
Speaker 4: Let's not let's not give away the whole story. Otherwise
Speaker 4: white people going to listen to it.
Speaker 5: That's it. Yeah, you'll find out where she bought it for.
Speaker 5: It's coming up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got into a fight with a woman
Speaker 4: at a kid's play center about sharing and whether the
Speaker 4: kids should or should not share. And I have some
Speaker 4: probably you know what, probably non popular opinions about this.
Speaker 1: Real dudes on the show. Well, that's all coming up.
Speaker 4: We're all, yeah, it's a very combative show that we
Speaker 4: have today.
Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, I know I've been speaking about it a lot,
Speaker 4: but it's because it's taking over my entire life at
Speaker 4: the minute, dancing with the stars.
Speaker 5: Hursting day in, day out. Your ankles are saw from
Speaker 5: the sumber.
Speaker 3: It's my hip flexes. I really sore.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing the sumber, but you know, my hip
Speaker 4: flexes are all purely from dancing. I would like to
Speaker 4: make that very clear because some the kids coming up
Speaker 4: in every interview I've done, in every conversation, mostly it's
Speaker 4: when you're doing the media, the publicity rounds. It's the
Speaker 4: big conversation between what's the chemistry like with you and
Speaker 4: your partner. There seems to be this almost like an
Speaker 4: expectation or there's this subtle innuendo that everybody, all the
Speaker 4: celebrities must be getting it on with their dance partners,
Speaker 4: or that there must be some sexual chemistry there.
Speaker 1: Chemistry is very important in a performance and in dancing
Speaker 1: because it's it's acting of sorts. So do you think
Speaker 1: they're just trying to be like surface level and inquire
Speaker 1: about the partners?
Speaker 4: So you do get very close and you are kind
Speaker 4: of like rubbing your body parts on each other.
Speaker 5: Also, there have been affairs in the past. There's been
Speaker 5: so many dancing affairs.
Speaker 1: These are actually wranged questions.
Speaker 5: Honest, the roomors have been started by Britain. I believe
Speaker 5: it's happening mix jury.
Speaker 4: No, Okay, this is what I've heard that there have
Speaker 4: been quite a few celebrities in the past who have
Speaker 4: hooked up with their dancing partners.
Speaker 3: I've heard it from inside the fold really.
Speaker 4: That there are some dancers who have gotten it on
Speaker 4: with their dance But I'm assuming their dance partners were single,
Speaker 4: not that they were married in relationships. But we saw
Speaker 4: it last year the controversy that happened with Grant Dania
Speaker 4: and Lily. There was news articles that came out trying
Speaker 4: to insinuate that he was having an affair with Lily,
Speaker 4: and obviously we know Grant Dania is beautifully married to
Speaker 4: his gorgeous wife. He ended up winning a defamation case
Speaker 4: against it. But even myself, there have been so many
Speaker 4: questions that have come up from when I'm getting interviewed
Speaker 4: about the show and doing the publicity rounds around what's
Speaker 4: my chemistry like with Daniel? And was Matt jealous or
Speaker 4: does he have anything to be jealous of Daniel's my dancing.
Speaker 5: Part tell us talk to about Daniel, I reckon that's.
Speaker 1: More jealous of the fact that you're on the TV,
Speaker 1: let alone that you're up in your genitali up against
Speaker 1: someone else.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: No, to be fair, Matt wanted to kind of know
Speaker 4: who my dance partner was. He's done the show, he
Speaker 4: knows how much you spend time with the person, how
Speaker 4: intimate it is, how you have to have Like I
Speaker 4: would hate to be partnered with someone who you had
Speaker 4: sexual chemistry with because I think that that could be
Speaker 4: a danger thing and it would be really hard for
Speaker 4: your partner.
Speaker 3: But my partner, I mean, bless him.
Speaker 4: He's probably gonna hate that I say it, But like,
Speaker 4: there's nothing I have more sexual chemistry with you, Mitch.
Speaker 3: He's so young, he's twenty one.
Speaker 5: Is he straight or is he gay?
Speaker 3: He's straight, twenty one. He's Russian. He's a lovely, lovely,
Speaker 3: lovely man.
Speaker 5: Don't skim over the fact that he's Russian.
Speaker 1: Did she Russian?
Speaker 5: He's Russian?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I just mean like, he's very militant with me.
Speaker 4: So he's quite bossy, and I don't like it in
Speaker 4: like a bossy sexy way. But he's very like you know,
Speaker 4: he tells me what to do, and I'm very stubborn.
Speaker 3: I don't like being told what to do, so that
Speaker 3: doesn't really work.
Speaker 5: Has he ever tried to put it on you, like
Speaker 5: is hey're far?
Speaker 4: Never ever even to the fact that we have such
Speaker 4: little sexual chemistry and we have to do this one dance,
Speaker 4: which is the storyline, is like us being in love
Speaker 4: and then we've broken up, now we're coming back together.
Speaker 4: It's meant to be quite emotional and beautiful. I can't
Speaker 4: even pretend because I start laughing.
Speaker 1: He could also be a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's sixteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, it's a big different.
Speaker 5: Stranger things have happened. So when Matt did Dancing with
Speaker 5: the Stars and he was in the semi finals, were
Speaker 5: you jealous of his female dancing partner?
Speaker 4: So when Matt did Dancing with the Stars, I was
Speaker 4: only three or four weeks postpartum, like I'd just given
Speaker 4: birth to Lola. So I was feeling pretty shitty about
Speaker 4: myself at the time. And he was gone for eight
Speaker 4: hours a day rubbing himself up against a beautiful Her
Speaker 4: name is Ruby, and I love her to death. She's
Speaker 4: just the most gorgeous thing. But yeah, there was a
Speaker 4: part of me that was like, oh God, look at me.
Speaker 3: Every time I fucking call sorry, every so tired. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I was very life on cudding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every time I cough, I wean myself.
Speaker 4: And he's out there on the dance floor with this tiny,
Speaker 4: tight little thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a part against me rub me.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to rub me. I'm wearing a diaper.
Speaker 3: It was awful.
Speaker 5: So no affair because Britt and I've been texting and
Speaker 5: we thought maybe there was one.
Speaker 3: You did know that we did.
Speaker 1: We actually put bets on sports bet.
Speaker 3: You can bet on it, can you, Laura have an.
Speaker 5: A fair not wi Laura win.
Speaker 3: We know the answer to the well or a win.
Speaker 3: You're not going to get your money on that one.
Speaker 1: No, that's why we put it.
Speaker 5: On the We're not going to win money the other one.
Speaker 3: You're not going to win money on the affair either.
Speaker 4: I want to put it to rest in case any
Speaker 4: any articles come out, in case anyone wants to try
Speaker 4: and insinuate anything.
Speaker 3: Zero sexual witness chemistry.
Speaker 1: I've witnessed the dancing Ken Ken firm. There is no sexual.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, there you go take that Australia. No
Speaker 5: chemistry at all, non zero. The score is zero for
Speaker 5: sexual chemistry.
Speaker 4: The score is zero, which I don't think is going
Speaker 4: to bode very well for us when it actually comes
Speaker 4: to performing.
Speaker 3: Now, you guys dance well, but clearly you don't like
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 3: He's lovely. I like you. We get it.
Speaker 5: You're not a brother.
Speaker 1: Fair, you're not having a fair.
Speaker 5: We got it. We got to stop talking about it
Speaker 5: were a thing.
Speaker 3: He's like my brother, Okay, got it.
Speaker 5: Sometimes he's twenty one. No, no one does brother from Tasmania.
Speaker 1: Yeahs everything, we'll all day.
Speaker 4: I've been listening to the two of you bicker because
Speaker 4: currently you're in a bit of a competition, as we
Speaker 4: all have heard.
Speaker 5: No competition.
Speaker 3: No, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna let it?
Speaker 5: Well? What's happening?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Look, it is a very big industry awards night tonight.
Speaker 4: It's called Media Week Awards. They do it every year
Speaker 4: and it's only the best of the best. And look,
Speaker 4: Mitch Jury and Pretty Hockley they are up for the
Speaker 4: same award.
Speaker 2: Dunt dunt dum.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: That's because I'm.
Speaker 3: Now this is a very pristick.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was my sound effects.
Speaker 5: Hold on, BRIT's so jealous that I've got real sound effects?
Speaker 5: Can bring your own best? Can we sitting on a bike? Everyone?
Speaker 3: Everybody stop.
Speaker 4: This is a very prestigious award and I can only
Speaker 4: imagine how much it is killing the two of you
Speaker 4: that are your both nominees in the same category, almost
Speaker 4: as much as it's killing me to not be nominated
Speaker 4: at all. But since this is a Media Week award,
Speaker 4: and look, the one that you're up for is next
Speaker 4: of the best?
Speaker 3: Quite the title, isn't it is?
Speaker 5: It's a confusing, isn't it? Are we the best or
Speaker 5: we just sit next?
Speaker 1: I think we're just next?
Speaker 5: Oh, Laura is the best? We're just sitting next to us.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So the awarded tonight.
Speaker 4: With the awards tonight, we're going to find out who
Speaker 4: of you actually is the winner or if it's someone
Speaker 4: completely different and not on this show. Since this is
Speaker 4: a Media Week award, I thought it might be time
Speaker 4: to get to the bottom of this before it even
Speaker 4: kicks off.
Speaker 3: And I have a little quiz.
Speaker 4: I want to know which of you knows best when
Speaker 4: it comes to media.
Speaker 1: I can already say it's Mitch.
Speaker 3: This is a have you been paying attention? All right?
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask a few quick can you stop? Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask a few questions. You have to
Speaker 4: say your name out. The first to say your name
Speaker 4: out gets to answer it, obviously, but if you answer
Speaker 4: it wrong, you lose a point. As well, so, if
Speaker 4: you've been paying attention to the news recently, you should
Speaker 4: know this. And I think as people prominent people in media,
Speaker 4: you should have been the Prime minister of which country
Speaker 4: has visited.
Speaker 3: Australia this week?
Speaker 5: Pretty India?
Speaker 3: Yeah that was Mitch. He was first. What is the name?
Speaker 3: What is the Prime minister's name of India?
Speaker 5: Isn't the question?
Speaker 3: It gets to an extra point if you know it.
Speaker 5: It's his name is Paul.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's Narendram.
Speaker 3: You lose a point, Mitch, okay, zero.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's how the game should work.
Speaker 4: Laura, is the task mask which streaming service has cracked
Speaker 4: down on sharing passwords?
Speaker 3: Go Mitch Britney, No, it's Netflix. Yep, you are too
Speaker 3: loud too for Mitch.
Speaker 5: Okay, quite down.
Speaker 1: Halle Bailey, I know who. I know the question because
Speaker 1: I know the person. It's the little mement.
Speaker 4: It is, Okay, I had that the question with Halle
Speaker 4: Bailey and Melissa McCarthy and Javier bartam are in which
Speaker 4: New Disney film? Yes, all right, number four, and do
Speaker 4: not cut me off otherwise you lose a point. If
Speaker 4: you don't like sitting next to someone on an economy flight.
Speaker 4: Quantus is now allow passengers to do what you can.
Speaker 1: You can purchase a seat next year for three dollars,
Speaker 1: but only available.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I did you did give me the amount
Speaker 3: that was each to each? All right? Jason Derulo will
Speaker 3: feature on which the TV.
Speaker 5: Oh the voice?
Speaker 3: Yes, Mick, and last one, Britt.
Speaker 4: If you get this, we're going to a tiebreaker which
Speaker 4: city has the best UBER rating?
Speaker 5: I won?
Speaker 3: We're tired? What was it, Mitch? Mitch wins.
Speaker 1: I tried to throwing by saying, wollonge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can third. You, Mitch, jury are the next
Speaker 4: of the best. You're not the best yet, but you're
Speaker 4: next to be.
Speaker 1: You have one final question, the ultimate win.
Speaker 4: No, because you're two points behind now, Britt, so that
Speaker 4: would make you still behind.
Speaker 3: Whatever. See the competition, Mitch. Guys.
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you both. I can't wait to
Speaker 4: see what happens tonight. And even if neither of you win,
Speaker 4: you're both winners.
Speaker 1: In mind. You know Mitch is gonna win, right because
Speaker 1: he's hosting. So whoever's name is actually honor, he's just
Speaker 1: going to scratch it out and sound my god, it's me.
Speaker 5: No one thought that Media Week. I'm announcing our own category.
Speaker 1: Surely they're going to get a guest announcer mixtury.
Speaker 4: Either way, well good luck. I can't wait to see
Speaker 4: what happens. Made the best man or woman win.
Speaker 5: Girls. I have just celebrated my beautiful Olma's eighty fifth birthday.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Omer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Dutch, my Dutch heritage. She's beautiful, She's Dutch,
Speaker 5: she's eighty five. She was actually missing New Holland. She
Speaker 5: was the face of berry juice in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you'd shown me some articles.
Speaker 5: From these articles a model, she looks fair.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, is sher mom's mum with your dad's dad's mum.
Speaker 5: So on dad's side of the family. And we had
Speaker 5: all the family fly in for her eighty fifth because
Speaker 5: when you get to that old you know, you celebrate
Speaker 5: the big ones.
Speaker 3: Eighty fifth, celebrate every single one day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we go down, We drive about three hours
Speaker 5: to get to where she lives, all the family fly
Speaker 5: in from inter state, and all she wanted to do
Speaker 5: for her eighty fifth birthday, God bless Alma was go
Speaker 5: out to a Chinese buffet. Oh, we went out.
Speaker 1: It's an easy list wish, they say.
Speaker 5: Chinese buffet. We're all sitting there. We have our dim
Speaker 5: sims and we have our honey chicken, and we get
Speaker 5: to the end and we get to gift giving time.
Speaker 5: So we're all sitting there. I give Alma my gift.
Speaker 5: She loves it. Gave her skin care because she said
Speaker 5: to me, all I want, Mitch is a serum.
Speaker 3: A serah. It's hard to buy for an eighty five.
Speaker 3: They've always got, They've got everything.
Speaker 5: Sucks, knickknacks. I've got it all a serum and which
Speaker 5: was a serum for her skin. Gave her a serum.
Speaker 5: She loved that. We gave a more gift. She got
Speaker 5: a pair of shoes. We gave a more gift. She's
Speaker 5: opening these gifts, big beautiful gifts. We get to the
Speaker 5: final one from my auntie Karen, who is her daughter,
Speaker 5: her elder's daughter, and Karen's got this big, beautiful box,
Speaker 5: and we go, oh, this is gonna be a nice
Speaker 5: gift for eighty five. And we're all sitting espresso. Yeah,
Speaker 5: well that's what I thought. We're at a round table
Speaker 5: at this Chinese restaurant, all celebrating Almar and her lave
Speaker 5: at eighty five. She opens this box and my auntie
Speaker 5: has given her an urn, a blue and white Dutch
Speaker 5: style urn with a windmill on it for somebody in
Speaker 5: the urn or erne was completely empty?
Speaker 3: Was the urner preparation tool.
Speaker 5: The urn was given to Alma as a gift to
Speaker 5: one day be housed in. Alma was given her own cast.
Speaker 3: I liked it.
Speaker 1: Booked in for this cremation, babe, on this day. If
Speaker 1: you don't make it in time, like you haven't die yet,
Speaker 1: postpone the day schedule.
Speaker 3: It's fair. She will use it one day.
Speaker 5: Oh but you don't about it.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't what that is? That would have wasted present?
Speaker 3: Get her another serum? Did she okay?
Speaker 4: What was her response to the urn? Was she gracious
Speaker 4: and appreciative or did she say, look early, I.
Speaker 5: Don't speak Dutch, but let me tell you if I
Speaker 5: didn't swear words galore. She was not happy. She's really
Speaker 5: unimpressed with his own. She was upset, offended, as you
Speaker 5: would be too. If that's equivalent if you've been given
Speaker 5: a coffin.
Speaker 3: You imagine if someone brought you a coffin.
Speaker 1: I mean they are expensive.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. She got it from Vinnie Brittany.
Speaker 1: It's a second hand because it was passed.
Speaker 5: Around the table. Give me a look at this hand.
Speaker 5: I turned it upside down. Vinnie's eight dollars was on
Speaker 5: the somebody else has been in it and it wasn't
Speaker 5: even sealed. It was a cookie jar in a past life.
Speaker 3: Wait no, stop crumbs. It's actually couldn't write this.
Speaker 4: Do you think that maybe somebody has used it for
Speaker 4: their grandparents and then they've gone and thrown them into
Speaker 4: the river or the ocean or something. That's what people
Speaker 4: like to do, and then they've gone, well, we don't
Speaker 4: have any use for old Papa's earn anymore.
Speaker 3: We'll go and take it down to Vini's. Someone else.
Speaker 3: Oma deserves better than that.
Speaker 5: Olma deserves a brand new tup aware if anything.
Speaker 1: Well she yeah, she deserves a proper cookie jar.
Speaker 5: It makes you contemplate your own morality. At your own birthday,
Speaker 5: you are literally holding the product that you're going to
Speaker 5: be in for the rest of your life once you pass.
Speaker 3: It's really horrible. It's very grim, isn't it. My papa
Speaker 3: is sitting in a wardrobe at the moment.
Speaker 5: Yes, has he.
Speaker 3: Passed or.
Speaker 1: Soon?
Speaker 3: My poor Papa.
Speaker 4: He's sitting in a wardrobe because he always said he
Speaker 4: wanted to go with Nana be thrown into the ocean.
Speaker 3: But Nana is still kicking, so he's just waiting.
Speaker 5: So he's just on hold.
Speaker 1: He's in the waiting room time, in the back of
Speaker 1: the closet, on the.
Speaker 5: Dining room table or something.
Speaker 1: Put him out on the fireplate.
Speaker 3: People put them, put them on display the.
Speaker 1: Fireplace, and don't put them in the back of the wardrobe.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what people do with Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: fireplace front center.
Speaker 5: He's back there with the winter jackets and the and
Speaker 5: the summer dinner while Gren's out there at the beach.
Speaker 5: More respect for the elderly. That's what we've learned. Absolutely
Speaker 5: happy birthday. We put all the leftover honey chicken in
Speaker 5: that ear and while we wait, we went home.
Speaker 3: It might be a bit smoky if it's been used, though, Laura.
Speaker 5: Sorry, we are not a nice note.
Speaker 7: It's me.
Speaker 5: Next time my state a Laura's house, I'm going to
Speaker 5: be terrified to go into the wars.
Speaker 3: Guys have a bone to pick.
Speaker 5: Get picking.
Speaker 4: Look, I do not in any way propose that I
Speaker 4: am you know that I'm a parent who knows what
Speaker 4: they're doing. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm
Speaker 4: doing We established that. Oh yeah, I'm doing the best
Speaker 4: job I can. Okay, I'm doing what I think is
Speaker 4: the best that I can possibly do.
Speaker 1: Didn't you lose OSHA's child a couple of days ago.
Speaker 4: No Osha lost his own child. I didn't lose OSHA's child.
Speaker 4: I'm not responsible for other people's children. I've got two
Speaker 4: of my own, and they're the only two that I'm
Speaker 4: responsible for. Maive it a lot, okay, But the other
Speaker 4: day I took Lola and Marley, Marley's three Lolas two.
Speaker 4: I took them to this like it's like an indoor
Speaker 4: play center. It's a beautiful play center. The kids love it.
Speaker 4: You wear them out for a couple hours, get them home,
Speaker 4: put them down for the naps. But in this play center,
Speaker 4: there is it's kind of like a kid's shopping center.
Speaker 4: So all the kids get a little trolley. They can
Speaker 4: go around and there's like there's a little fruit section.
Speaker 4: All of its pretend fake fruit, but they can go
Speaker 4: through and they can do their shopping and it's super cute.
Speaker 4: They can sit down and pretend to do their nails
Speaker 4: as a makeup area. Now there's like fifty trolleys, like
Speaker 4: little kids trolleys in this place, and so the kids
Speaker 4: will have to wait and take turns if they want
Speaker 4: to use a trolley and go around and do their
Speaker 4: little grocery shopping. Adorable Lola, as I said, she's two
Speaker 4: years old. She's obsessed with it. Absolutely. So when we
Speaker 4: get there, and because the shopping is quite the main
Speaker 4: event for the kids, you got to wait for a
Speaker 4: trolley to come available. And so she sat there so patiently.
Speaker 4: She's such a good little girl. She waited for her trolley.
Speaker 4: Finally one came available. She went and got it, and
Speaker 4: she was going through the little shopping center and filling
Speaker 4: it with all these plastic fruit and bananas and fish
Speaker 4: and whatnot. Anyway, and she left her trolley for one
Speaker 4: second while she went to get another piece of fruit
Speaker 4: or something to put in.
Speaker 1: You never leave a trolley unattended, supermarched. First mistake.
Speaker 4: And there'd been this one little girl who'd been trying
Speaker 4: to take it from her whilst she was playing with it.
Speaker 4: And obviously I was like, you know, I was an
Speaker 4: arms distance away, but I could see what was going on.
Speaker 4: And as soon as Lola walked a couple steps away,
Speaker 4: this little girl came and she took the trolley, and
Speaker 4: the mother came over and instead of saying to her
Speaker 4: own daughter, oh sweety, that little girl's playing with that,
Speaker 4: she's you know, she waited, it's her turn, the mother
Speaker 4: turns around to Lola, who's too and says, you need
Speaker 4: to share.
Speaker 3: You need to share, sweetie, you need to share.
Speaker 1: Your kids to my daughter, and then came out of hibernation.
Speaker 3: It's coming. She has sucked the meat off that all
Speaker 3: of Obviously, she got so upset.
Speaker 4: She started crying, and she was so upset because she
Speaker 4: had waited her turn, and it was her turn.
Speaker 3: It was her little trolley to play with, right, this
Speaker 3: is a big thing in a two year old's world.
Speaker 4: And I walked over to the moment, I was like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 4: my daughter's actually she's playing with that, you know, she's
Speaker 4: just she just got it.
Speaker 3: She's just started.
Speaker 4: And she goes, yeah, but she needs to share, and
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry, she you're telling me she
Speaker 4: needs to share. And now I know maybe this is
Speaker 4: not a popular opinion, but I don't think kids need
Speaker 4: to share.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 4: I think that sometimes if they've got a toy and
Speaker 4: it's theirs to play with, it's unreasonable to think that
Speaker 4: they constantly should have to share that with another kid.
Speaker 1: So could they not have put like a you know,
Speaker 1: maybe made a week's grocery list together and done the
Speaker 1: shopping together because they didn't live together, that wasn't her housemate.
Speaker 3: But if they didn't want to share them, Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's kind of confused her in the future if she
Speaker 5: shopped with the random person.
Speaker 4: Okay, am I in the wrong here by thinking that
Speaker 4: in this sort of instance, it's not appropriate to tell
Speaker 4: someone else's child that they need to share with something
Speaker 4: that they're already playing with that.
Speaker 5: Is their So you did the absolutely right thing. What
Speaker 5: did you say to the woman?
Speaker 1: I can't picture Laura Burne having out with another mum
Speaker 1: in a supermarket of a fake free can you can?
Speaker 5: I just say, in a child's size? Are you trying
Speaker 5: to picture it now? I'm kind of picturing like two
Speaker 5: giants because I imagine the shelves are children's. Yeah, So
Speaker 5: these two giant women are standing with shopping shells up
Speaker 5: to their shins and they're yelling at each other while
Speaker 5: their kids.
Speaker 1: Are shopping, poking each other in the chests with a
Speaker 1: plastic banana, like you need to share the mind you
Speaker 1: both kids are getting upset at this point in time,
Speaker 1: and so obviously you know I took all her away.
Speaker 4: We end up doing something else, but she was so upset,
Speaker 4: and I think you gave you gave in. I gave in,
Speaker 4: you gave me, you gave up the trolley. But if
Speaker 4: you're so passionate about her getting disgruntled in the middle
Speaker 4: of it of a child's shopping center, did it didn't
Speaker 4: seem like the juice was worth the squeeze at that
Speaker 4: point in time.
Speaker 3: But it did make me think. It made me think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's appropriate to always make children share.
Speaker 4: And the reason for that is is that I think
Speaker 4: that sometimes they need their own autonomy. Kids get so upset,
Speaker 4: they get so fixated that they want something, they think
Speaker 4: it's theirs, they want to play with it. They need
Speaker 4: to have a sense of ownership over something. And if
Speaker 4: they've got their own little made up game that they've
Speaker 4: kind of created, and then all of a sudden they're
Speaker 4: being forced to do something that they don't want to do.
Speaker 4: I think sometimes you have to pick your battles with
Speaker 4: these things. Imagine as an adult, if someone came up
Speaker 4: to you and was like, how does that chicken snitzl
Speaker 4: sandwich look Mitch to share that with right now?
Speaker 1: I finish literally does that every day to me, So
Speaker 1: that's terribly all right.
Speaker 3: Imagine you were playing with your favorite toy.
Speaker 4: You just got a new bike, and you're riding it
Speaker 4: down the street and some complete stranger comes up to
Speaker 4: you and says, you need to share that bike with
Speaker 4: that guy over there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a parent, so this is
Speaker 1: completely unjust opinion, But my opinion is I think it's
Speaker 1: okay to make kids share.
Speaker 4: I don't think other people's kids though now you can't
Speaker 4: tell other people's I don't think you can.
Speaker 1: Overly parent another child. I'm not saying that. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying she had any right to come and say to Lola,
Speaker 1: you need to share. But the idea around Laura's question,
Speaker 1: which is should kids have to share? Of course they
Speaker 1: don't have to, but I would be encouraging my children
Speaker 1: to because I get at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: when you said, Laura, we have to have some autonomy
Speaker 1: and ownership. Lola doesn't own that. Believe it or not,
Speaker 1: she's not an entrepreneurs.
Speaker 4: Yes, she waited as she waited her turn. She waited
Speaker 4: patiently like everybody else did, and so therefore shouldn't she
Speaker 4: be entitled to have her little go at the thing
Speaker 4: that she got super excited?
Speaker 3: This is my other bug bear.
Speaker 4: When you go down to the beach and you've dragged
Speaker 4: all your crap down there, You've got all the shovels,
Speaker 4: all the spades, and then everyone else's kids comes and
Speaker 4: takes them because their parents didn't bring any I'm put
Speaker 4: your own stuff.
Speaker 1: What if their parents couldn't afford the bucket and spade
Speaker 1: and you're by lalla share in her bucket and spade.
Speaker 1: She's made another kid's day.
Speaker 4: It's more so the people don't prepare, and then they
Speaker 4: expect other people to come prepared, and then all your
Speaker 4: stuff gets stolen by other two year olds.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's a vicious cycles us childless people over here.
Speaker 5: That's why I don't grocery shop. It's too stressful, it's
Speaker 5: too much. Listen, the age old question has been answered.
Speaker 5: We finally know the rudest city in Australia.
Speaker 3: I've been truly hanging on the edge of my seat
Speaker 3: to find out. What do you think it is?
Speaker 5: Are Sydney No, definitely, I'd say Sydney or Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I'd say Melbourne only because I'm from Sydney.
Speaker 3: Why do you think Melbourne? I think Melbourn people are
Speaker 3: so lovely there.
Speaker 5: They've all got gallery shows to go to.
Speaker 3: They make lovely.
Speaker 1: Coffee, saying it's purely based off the fact that it's
Speaker 1: I'm in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Well, listen, the metric is very very believable because it's
Speaker 5: organized by Uber. It's based on Uber ratings. Ah right,
Speaker 5: right right, So the city by city right rating rankings
Speaker 5: are back. They do it every year. So they reveal
Speaker 5: the cities that have the highest ratings, i e. The
Speaker 5: nicest people, the most kind people, the sweetest people in
Speaker 5: cars in ubers.
Speaker 1: So what city is the winner?
Speaker 5: Right, I'll give you the top three. He's the top three,
Speaker 5: number three in the country. Laura Burn's hometown, Woollongong, the
Speaker 5: south coast of New South Wales is.
Speaker 1: The third rudest, lovely.
Speaker 5: People, third best, most, third nicest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stop trying to pin it on me, brit.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know which way. I didn't know which way.
Speaker 1: This is nicest Okay, second nicest.
Speaker 5: Number two Cans in Queensland second nice I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really nice and sunny up there all year like.
Speaker 3: People are happy, it's happy.
Speaker 5: The beach, it's always sunny. The kindest nicest city in
Speaker 5: the whole country, based on UBER ratings is Newcastle in
Speaker 5: New South Wales.
Speaker 3: Do you know what these all have something in common?
Speaker 3: They're all country towns.
Speaker 4: People are not stressed, they're not busy roads, they're not
Speaker 4: trying to get somewhere quickly.
Speaker 3: They're all relaxed.
Speaker 1: University towns too, having a nice time.
Speaker 5: Near the bee young people reckon, That's what.
Speaker 1: It is like. The young people are being nice and
Speaker 1: happy in Chirpy.
Speaker 5: I don't know well the national average because it's obviously
Speaker 5: out of five stars Uber is four point eight two
Speaker 5: and four point eight nine was in Newcastle. But what
Speaker 5: we've done here on the show is scrap. Who cares
Speaker 5: about the nice cities. Let's find out who the most
Speaker 5: well matted person on this show is. Oh no, britt Mitchell,
Speaker 5: Laura so producer, bite you in. She's gone through our
Speaker 5: Uber ratings. That's why we all took our phones. They've
Speaker 5: been confiscated.
Speaker 3: Oh, I should have known that something was happening.
Speaker 5: Tell us what you've done.
Speaker 3: I'm anxious about this.
Speaker 1: I'm a very I'm very nice in my ubers, but
Speaker 1: I don't I don't talk a lot. I talk on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 5: I've been in ubers with you, and you don't even
Speaker 5: know how to pay pay pass. I'm like, you don't
Speaker 5: need to pay.
Speaker 1: That was a taxi I didn't know how to use
Speaker 1: a taxi pass once me. She can't hold it against
Speaker 1: me for hour.
Speaker 7: I've selen all your phones, I've got all your ratings,
Speaker 7: and I've also dug deeper and found out who has
Speaker 7: the most one stars?
Speaker 5: Well, can you read.
Speaker 3: One star?
Speaker 4: Can we please acknowledge that some people probably take ubers
Speaker 4: more than others if we don't have the same amount
Speaker 4: of right It.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you're nice, Laura doesn't.
Speaker 3: It should be a percentage, not a number.
Speaker 5: If you're nice. That's something I'm so worried. Person Umber three.
Speaker 7: Feel number three give us the verdict as in the nicest,
Speaker 7: the nicest, We'll do the nicest with a rating of
Speaker 7: four point eight. Number of rides is three hundred and nine,
Speaker 7: so decent and five one star ratings me Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh mature like that lovely face?
Speaker 1: One star right ratings?
Speaker 3: What are you doing in there?
Speaker 5: Out of three hundred though it's because I always eat
Speaker 5: all their mentors.
Speaker 1: Like I says the winner of the bad rating. Here's
Speaker 1: the nicest. In my head, I thought you were the worst.
Speaker 3: He's nice.
Speaker 5: I talked to me. I'm like, where are you from?
Speaker 5: Where's your family? Don't I don't care where you're dropping
Speaker 5: me off? Let's go to your's awful. It's gonna be me, okay.
Speaker 5: Number two, number two in the middle the Middle Porridge
Speaker 5: only just.
Speaker 7: Behind with a rating of four point seventy nine three
Speaker 7: hundred and twenty two trips.
Speaker 3: Brittany Hockley, Oh with five one star rating.
Speaker 1: I know I had a fight with a nuper man
Speaker 1: was it was his vault.
Speaker 3: It was a oh dear means I'm a nasty person.
Speaker 3: That means, oh dear.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 3: All right, this is looks.
Speaker 4: I'm ready, and I'm also ready to debate my case
Speaker 4: as to why I get one star ratings.
Speaker 7: All right, your rating is actually not that bad. You
Speaker 7: got You've got four point six one, so it's.
Speaker 3: Not that bad. You're just below that pointless okay, just
Speaker 3: below that loverage.
Speaker 7: But you had five hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 5: Right, that's not good.
Speaker 4: That means it means that this is people five hundred
Speaker 4: and ninety nine. That's double the amount of trips that
Speaker 4: either of you have taken.
Speaker 7: This one is that this one is really telling the
Speaker 7: amount of one.
Speaker 5: Stars nineteen.
Speaker 6: God Like, do you know why?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you why because I used to work in
Speaker 4: the city and I used to may know this, okay,
Speaker 4: I used to work in the city and it is
Speaker 4: a one way street and once you end up on
Speaker 4: that road, it takes you all the way down and
Speaker 4: they used to always say, oh can I can we
Speaker 4: drop you off before that street? But I used to
Speaker 4: work in retail guys, I used to lug all my
Speaker 4: stuff around.
Speaker 3: I would say, no, you have to drop me at
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the reason, Laura. I do
Speaker 1: know that's the reason that is.
Speaker 3: And I also have children. Blame them too.
Speaker 5: Uber drivers around Australia take this from us and Brittany
Speaker 5: two beautiful kind five stars. We apologize for Laura, but
Speaker 5: on behalf bar of the pick.
Speaker 3: I also I hate talking to people. Sit there just
Speaker 3: be quiet. I don't want to hear about your whole life.
Speaker 3: Thank god, I was so good.
Speaker 1: I have some wild statistics that I have recently read.
Speaker 5: We have some stats on this shadow, which is nothing
Speaker 5: but the truth. Here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don'ts where it's from now, label saw. Six thousand
Speaker 1: people have been surveyed. Now, this is about bachelore and
Speaker 1: bachelorette parties. Seventy percent of Americans have said that they
Speaker 1: have cheated on their partners while attending bachelor and bachelorette parties. Now,
Speaker 1: I want it to be noted here that it's not
Speaker 1: just the bachelor and the bacheloret that are doing the cheating.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes it is, but it's also anyone at the event.
Speaker 1: I also want to be noted that cheating is a
Speaker 1: broad spectrum. It's different for different people. So this statistic
Speaker 1: ranges around flirting, to downloading apps, to sexting, texting, to
Speaker 1: strip clubs, to go in the full hole.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is everyone invited to a bachelor a
Speaker 5: bachelourette's party, seventy.
Speaker 1: Percent of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, and you said six thousand people were surveyed.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, six thousand people served about their unfaithful behavior.
Speaker 1: At these shindigs.
Speaker 4: So how many people are flirting and just having a
Speaker 4: little like, oh you look cute tonight, verse getting a
Speaker 4: lap dance or you know, having a shnog.
Speaker 1: Yep, so lap dance. I'm lucky, you asked Laura, because
Speaker 1: I do have that stat here as well. Thirty three
Speaker 1: point one percent.
Speaker 3: I get lap dancers.
Speaker 1: Yep, kissing just the sound effect there twenty one point
Speaker 1: three percent.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll be honest. I've had a lap dance
Speaker 5: at a at a party when you were with someone,
Speaker 5: but it was with a woman. I'm not attracted to women.
Speaker 5: I went to my brother in law's Bucks party. I
Speaker 5: got a lap dance.
Speaker 3: I did nothing that No, did that count? Were you
Speaker 3: in a relationship at a time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But with a man, would they have found that intimidating?
Speaker 5: They were also there and had the sister of the
Speaker 5: girl on them too. It was a double whammy. It
Speaker 5: was very fun, it was very spicy. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Eleven point two percent this is a big one. Eleven
Speaker 1: point two percent of people had said that they had
Speaker 1: slept with somebody else. Nine percent said they had a threesome.
Speaker 1: So that's twenty percent of people that are actually going
Speaker 1: the full hog and cheating completely on their partners.
Speaker 5: What happened to the Bucks party? Because I feel like
Speaker 5: all the bachelor party, because I feel like this is
Speaker 5: more common than we think, apparently for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, cheating is different for everyone. Now for me,
Speaker 1: hypothetically Ben my beautiful boyfriend, he does live overseas, so
Speaker 1: we have to have a lot of trust in our
Speaker 1: relationship anyway. But hypothetically he's at a bachelor party. If
Speaker 1: he got a lap dance, if he was with a
Speaker 1: bunch of people and then Suber came over, gave him
Speaker 1: my lap dance, no touching, moved on, gave someone else
Speaker 1: lap dance, I'd be probably mad about it, wouldn't be
Speaker 1: comfortable with it, but I wouldn't think that that was cheating.
Speaker 3: But if if there were any.
Speaker 1: Contact or went any further one hundred. Now, I know
Speaker 1: that's different for everybody, But for me, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: one night, nothing happened, there was no touching. Everyone's got
Speaker 1: the same thing, so I guess it's different. Depends on
Speaker 1: what your boundaries are relationship.
Speaker 5: I'm with you. I mean, I've learned a lot about
Speaker 5: cheating in the last couple of months, but It depends
Speaker 5: on the relationship that you have with your partner. You
Speaker 5: have to communicate totally. You need to know what the
Speaker 5: boundary is for them, and they need to know what
Speaker 5: the boundary is for you.
Speaker 4: But in saying that, I think that bachelorette parties and
Speaker 4: bachelor parties are very triggering for some people because once
Speaker 4: you put that sort of cocktail of drinking, of having strippers,
Speaker 4: of temptation.
Speaker 3: Of all the mates and the lads together, that there can.
Speaker 4: Be this additional peer pressure or this additional like enabling
Speaker 4: that can make a lot of people feel really worried
Speaker 4: about what their partners are going to do, a worry
Speaker 4: that may not be there at a normal day to
Speaker 4: day or on a normal Saturday night out.
Speaker 5: Chelsea, Hey, what happened at the party?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: Hi, Yeah, my husband he was out for a bachelor
Speaker 8: part and you know, they got absolutely wasted and went
Speaker 8: to a strip club and everything, and I was fine
Speaker 8: with but then, you know, came home distraught because he'd
Speaker 8: gone to the clubs afterwards and actually kissed.
Speaker 5: Another girl and he was upset that he'd done it.
Speaker 8: Oh, he was so torn up about it, and you know,
Speaker 8: he came in and I said, you know what's wrong, Like,
Speaker 8: you meant to have had this great night out before,
Speaker 8: you know, our big day, and he was just absolutely
Speaker 8: torn up.
Speaker 3: About it and what happened? Did you, like, how did
Speaker 3: you feel about the whole repercussions?
Speaker 8: Well, like, at the time, it was it was horrific.
Speaker 8: No one ever wants to have that happen to.
Speaker 6: Them, I don't think.
Speaker 8: But you know, it took a lot of work and
Speaker 8: a lot more communication to get through it. And I said,
Speaker 8: you have to really work for it and prove yourself
Speaker 8: to come back from this. But which we did, which
Speaker 8: like both of us so excited and grateful for. But
Speaker 8: it was a real testing time in the relationship for sure.
Speaker 3: Did you push back the wedding at all?
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 8: It was coming up quick, but we pushed it back
Speaker 8: just a few months to really focus on ourselves and
Speaker 8: repairing what had happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, crazy, But the fact that he came back
Speaker 5: and was apologetic I think proves that it wasn't really
Speaker 5: it was a mistake. Yeah, Katie, Hi, what happened at
Speaker 5: Batchelor party?
Speaker 6: I've caught my boyfriend, my fiance cheating on me with
Speaker 6: a stripper. So that was fantastic caught.
Speaker 1: How physically caught or just found out like inspected garadget
Speaker 1: after the fact.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I actually found out. I mean it makes
Speaker 6: me look I look back at it now, I think
Speaker 6: he's so stupid because one of his bucksmen is like
Speaker 6: one of our mutual friends, and I'm like his friend,
Speaker 6: Alex of our you know, we've been good friends for years.
Speaker 6: As if he's not going to tell me. And it
Speaker 6: all happened four weeks before the wedding.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you still get married?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: What was the cheating?
Speaker 6: So he slept with a stripper? Basically, yeah, so that's
Speaker 6: how it's to read. It was the biggest like walking
Speaker 6: red flag.
Speaker 1: Have you married him?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: No, oh, hell no. I haven't spoken to him. So
Speaker 6: I got a call on Friday from the mutual friend Alex,
Speaker 6: who is like, look, I can't let you get married
Speaker 6: knowing this information. And I'm at work at the time,
Speaker 6: and I think I was more angry than like upset.
Speaker 6: I just saw read. I packed up my stuff. I
Speaker 6: straight to my parents' house. And this is the worst bit.
Speaker 6: So Alex has then told Riley, the ex fiancee, he's
Speaker 6: driven to the house, to my parents' house, knowing that's
Speaker 6: where I'm going to be. We have this massive screaming
Speaker 6: argument on the front lawn, like it was like a
Speaker 6: scene from Housos that.
Speaker 3: He told you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so he didn't tell me.
Speaker 6: I found out from Alex. And then he comes kind of,
Speaker 6: you know, apologize obviously we're supposed to be getting married
Speaker 6: in four weeks and then yeah, and I just said, no,
Speaker 6: this is like and to be fair, like I'm still
Speaker 6: fairly young, and I'm like, I wasted my youth on
Speaker 6: you whatever, and I'm just like, nap, this isn't not happening.
Speaker 3: Thank god I didn't go through with it. I mean,
Speaker 3: thank god you you know, you saw the light and
Speaker 3: you found out before you got married.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well this is one thing, like four weeks
Speaker 6: like and I just think, like four weeks before you
Speaker 6: get married, Like, you could have done this a year ago,
Speaker 6: and I would have cut ties because a lot of
Speaker 6: the stuff deposits were put down, you know, the floor.
Speaker 5: Everything you do. And also the fact he could put
Speaker 5: you at risk. He could have got some sort of
Speaker 5: nasty down man, and they could have given it back
Speaker 5: to you, you know, at least put an her at risk.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yes, that's correct.
Speaker 1: Mitch