WEBVTT - The best of THE PICKUP -28th May 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.880 A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.600 throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.760 We pay our respect to their elders past and present 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.920 and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.520 islander people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.239 of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.680 another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.760 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Mitchell, and this here's our 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.920 radio show. Every single week we package up the best 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.920 of the pickup and we put it right here so 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:34.279 you don't have to listen to the whole show if 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:34.760 you don't want to. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.760 Look. We started out the show as friends. We're not 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:37.680 really friends at the moment. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.120 I'm friends with both of you, Mitch and I. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.519 There are some rivals in the room. I could cut 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.440 the tension with a knife. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.199 The reason why these two were in a fire is 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.680 because it's Media Week Awards this week and both Britta 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.360 and Mitch have been nominated for the same award. Now, 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.480 this is a very prestigious industry award. It is next 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:57.000 of the best, and these two are going head to head. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.280 I know, I actually. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.160 Shook it to the core that we got nominated, but 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:04.160 also I hate having to go up against you because you're. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:04.800 Probably gonna win. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.720 I mean, listen, I've been in the industry nine times. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:16.920 As long as you win, I really gonna say. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.480 Guys, look, regardless of the fact that I wasn't nominated, 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.200 I still love you both just as much and we 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:21.280 did all love you too. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:22.400 Thank you. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.160 You did test our knowledge of media facts on the show. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:25.600 Yeah. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.000 Look, and if we're going to go off that, then 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.360 well one of you is the clear winner. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.760 Time will tell. I have a listen to that. Plus, 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.199 I had my grandma's eighty fifth birthday, my Alma, because 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:41.760 I'm Dutch and she was gifted and earn her own. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.160 For her birthday, we were having a succulent Chinese meal 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.520 and my auntie Karen went, hey, Alma, here's what we 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.000 got you for your birthday. It's an uh yeah. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.840 You can't do that. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:52.800 It was a little bit premature, wasn't it. Since she's 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.440 still alive, she's I haven't kicking. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.240 She's very good for eighty five. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:57.280 Good years left enough. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.160 I love your family, I love them, but you you 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.840 cannot give someone to earn. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.760 Imagine if your daughter that it's not just someone it 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.640 was her daughter, her daughter. Hey mom, this is fun. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.720 It is something I thought you always. I saw this 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:10.359 and thought of you. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.200 The worst part is where she bought it from. She 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:13.880 didn't go to Temple and Webster and get the fine 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:14.480 by China. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.680 Let's not let's not give away the whole story. Otherwise 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.720 white people going to listen to it. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.760 That's it. Yeah, you'll find out where she bought it for. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:21.760 It's coming up. 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:23.680 Yeah, and I got into a fight with a woman 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.160 at a kid's play center about sharing and whether the 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.520 kids should or should not share. And I have some 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:33.040 probably you know what, probably non popular opinions about this. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.000 Real dudes on the show. Well, that's all coming up. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.280 We're all, yeah, it's a very combative show that we 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:38.640 have today. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.040 Let's get into it. Okay. 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:41.840 Now, I know I've been speaking about it a lot, 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:44.640 but it's because it's taking over my entire life at 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.360 the minute, dancing with the stars. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.160 Hursting day in, day out. Your ankles are saw from 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:51.600 the sumber. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.639 It's my hip flexes. I really sore. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.320 I'm not doing the sumber, but you know, my hip 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.280 flexes are all purely from dancing. I would like to 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.000 make that very clear because some the kids coming up 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:05.720 in every interview I've done, in every conversation, mostly it's 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.840 when you're doing the media, the publicity rounds. It's the 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:12.240 big conversation between what's the chemistry like with you and 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.760 your partner. There seems to be this almost like an 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:20.880 expectation or there's this subtle innuendo that everybody, all the 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.360 celebrities must be getting it on with their dance partners, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.560 or that there must be some sexual chemistry there. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.440 Chemistry is very important in a performance and in dancing 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.400 because it's it's acting of sorts. So do you think 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.280 they're just trying to be like surface level and inquire 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.200 about the partners? 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.440 So you do get very close and you are kind 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.360 of like rubbing your body parts on each other. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.600 Also, there have been affairs in the past. There's been 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.080 so many dancing affairs. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.480 These are actually wranged questions. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.800 Honest, the roomors have been started by Britain. I believe 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.680 it's happening mix jury. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.040 No, Okay, this is what I've heard that there have 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.160 been quite a few celebrities in the past who have 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:57.560 hooked up with their dancing partners. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.120 I've heard it from inside the fold really. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.480 That there are some dancers who have gotten it on 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.800 with their dance But I'm assuming their dance partners were single, 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.360 not that they were married in relationships. But we saw 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.840 it last year the controversy that happened with Grant Dania 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.640 and Lily. There was news articles that came out trying 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.280 to insinuate that he was having an affair with Lily, 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.640 and obviously we know Grant Dania is beautifully married to 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.920 his gorgeous wife. He ended up winning a defamation case 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:25.360 against it. But even myself, there have been so many 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.280 questions that have come up from when I'm getting interviewed 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:31.960 about the show and doing the publicity rounds around what's 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:35.000 my chemistry like with Daniel? And was Matt jealous or 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.560 does he have anything to be jealous of Daniel's my dancing. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.679 Part tell us talk to about Daniel, I reckon that's. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.080 More jealous of the fact that you're on the TV, 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.039 let alone that you're up in your genitali up against 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:44.559 someone else. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:45.039 No. 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.520 No, to be fair, Matt wanted to kind of know 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.760 who my dance partner was. He's done the show, he 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.200 knows how much you spend time with the person, how 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.719 intimate it is, how you have to have Like I 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.039 would hate to be partnered with someone who you had 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.120 sexual chemistry with because I think that that could be 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.320 a danger thing and it would be really hard for 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:02.919 your partner. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.160 But my partner, I mean, bless him. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:06.800 He's probably gonna hate that I say it, But like, 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.480 there's nothing I have more sexual chemistry with you, Mitch. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.600 He's so young, he's twenty one. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:12.880 Is he straight or is he gay? 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.560 He's straight, twenty one. He's Russian. He's a lovely, lovely, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.200 lovely man. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.800 Don't skim over the fact that he's Russian. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:19.520 Did she Russian? 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:20.240 He's Russian? 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:20.839 No? 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:23.520 No, no, no, I just mean like, he's very militant with me. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.080 So he's quite bossy, and I don't like it in 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:27.960 like a bossy sexy way. But he's very like you know, 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:31.280 he tells me what to do, and I'm very stubborn. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.800 I don't like being told what to do, so that 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:33.520 doesn't really work. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:34.960 Has he ever tried to put it on you, like 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.560 is hey're far? 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.320 Never ever even to the fact that we have such 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:44.279 little sexual chemistry and we have to do this one dance, 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.920 which is the storyline, is like us being in love 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.160 and then we've broken up, now we're coming back together. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.520 It's meant to be quite emotional and beautiful. I can't 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.719 even pretend because I start laughing. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.159 He could also be a child. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.080 Yeah, he's sixteen years younger than me. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.240 Yeah, like, yeah, it's a big different. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.279 Stranger things have happened. So when Matt did Dancing with 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.240 the Stars and he was in the semi finals, were 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.840 you jealous of his female dancing partner? 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.159 So when Matt did Dancing with the Stars, I was 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.400 only three or four weeks postpartum, like I'd just given 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.039 birth to Lola. So I was feeling pretty shitty about 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.360 myself at the time. And he was gone for eight 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.760 hours a day rubbing himself up against a beautiful Her 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.760 name is Ruby, and I love her to death. She's 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.719 just the most gorgeous thing. But yeah, there was a 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.200 part of me that was like, oh God, look at me. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:33.159 Every time I fucking call sorry, every so tired. Sorry. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:34.839 I was very life on cudding. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.400 Yeah, every time I cough, I wean myself. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.680 And he's out there on the dance floor with this tiny, 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:40.479 tight little thing. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.800 Yeah, there was a part against me rub me. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.040 He doesn't want to rub me. I'm wearing a diaper. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.160 It was awful. 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.680 So no affair because Britt and I've been texting and 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:50.840 we thought maybe there was one. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.400 You did know that we did. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:53.839 We actually put bets on sports bet. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.000 You can bet on it, can you, Laura have an. 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.200 A fair not wi Laura win. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.440 We know the answer to the well or a win. 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:01.720 You're not going to get your money on that one. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:02.680 No, that's why we put it. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.520 On the We're not going to win money the other one. 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:06.520 You're not going to win money on the affair either. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.400 I want to put it to rest in case any 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.280 any articles come out, in case anyone wants to try 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.360 and insinuate anything. 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.480 Zero sexual witness chemistry. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:20.400 I've witnessed the dancing Ken Ken firm. There is no sexual. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.720 Okay, all right, there you go take that Australia. No 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.640 chemistry at all, non zero. The score is zero for 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:27.360 sexual chemistry. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.760 The score is zero, which I don't think is going 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.520 to bode very well for us when it actually comes 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.080 to performing. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.440 Now, you guys dance well, but clearly you don't like 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:33.880 each other. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:34.560 We do. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.360 He's lovely. I like you. We get it. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:37.080 You're not a brother. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.520 Fair, you're not having a fair. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:39.920 We got it. We got to stop talking about it 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:41.880 were a thing. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.040 He's like my brother, Okay, got it. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.760 Sometimes he's twenty one. No, no one does brother from Tasmania. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.320 Yeahs everything, we'll all day. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.600 I've been listening to the two of you bicker because 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.160 currently you're in a bit of a competition, as we 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.000 all have heard. 0:07:58.520 --> 0:07:59.160 No competition. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:01.640 No, what does that mean? 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:02.880 You think you're gonna let it? 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:03.720 Well? What's happening? 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:04.080 All right? 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:04.400 Okay? 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.560 Look, it is a very big industry awards night tonight. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.360 It's called Media Week Awards. They do it every year 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.280 and it's only the best of the best. And look, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.360 Mitch Jury and Pretty Hockley they are up for the 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:15.200 same award. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.160 Dunt dunt dum. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:17.640 Thank you. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.320 That's because I'm. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.720 Now this is a very pristick. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.360 Sorry, that was my sound effects. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.760 Hold on, BRIT's so jealous that I've got real sound effects? 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:32.360 Can bring your own best? Can we sitting on a bike? Everyone? 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:33.240 Everybody stop. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.160 This is a very prestigious award and I can only 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.319 imagine how much it is killing the two of you 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.160 that are your both nominees in the same category, almost 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.040 as much as it's killing me to not be nominated 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.120 at all. But since this is a Media Week award, 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.200 and look, the one that you're up for is next 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.120 of the best? 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.560 Quite the title, isn't it is? 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.640 It's a confusing, isn't it? Are we the best or 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.280 we just sit next? 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:56.959 I think we're just next? 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.040 Oh, Laura is the best? We're just sitting next to us. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:08:59.880 I don't know. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:01.719 So the awarded tonight. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.440 With the awards tonight, we're going to find out who 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.440 of you actually is the winner or if it's someone 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.160 completely different and not on this show. Since this is 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.920 a Media Week award, I thought it might be time 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.559 to get to the bottom of this before it even 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.160 kicks off. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:15.600 And I have a little quiz. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.280 I want to know which of you knows best when 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:20.720 it comes to media. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:22.320 I can already say it's Mitch. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.959 This is a have you been paying attention? All right? 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.400 I'm going to ask a few quick can you stop? Sorry, 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.839 I'm going to ask a few questions. You have to 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.520 say your name out. The first to say your name 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.320 out gets to answer it, obviously, but if you answer 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:40.280 it wrong, you lose a point. As well, so, if 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.480 you've been paying attention to the news recently, you should 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.840 know this. And I think as people prominent people in media, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.400 you should have been the Prime minister of which country 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:48.240 has visited. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:48.840 Australia this week? 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:49.960 Pretty India? 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.920 Yeah that was Mitch. He was first. What is the name? 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.640 What is the Prime minister's name of India? 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:56.400 Isn't the question? 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.280 It gets to an extra point if you know it. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.960 It's his name is Paul. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.640 I'm pretty sure it's Narendram. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.839 You lose a point, Mitch, okay, zero. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.360 Yes, that's how the game should work. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.240 Laura, is the task mask which streaming service has cracked 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:15.839 down on sharing passwords? 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:21.840 Go Mitch Britney, No, it's Netflix. Yep, you are too 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.280 loud too for Mitch. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:24.240 Okay, quite down. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.920 Halle Bailey, I know who. I know the question because 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.079 I know the person. It's the little mement. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:33.680 It is, Okay, I had that the question with Halle 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.680 Bailey and Melissa McCarthy and Javier bartam are in which 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.160 New Disney film? Yes, all right, number four, and do 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.240 not cut me off otherwise you lose a point. If 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.720 you don't like sitting next to someone on an economy flight. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.760 Quantus is now allow passengers to do what you can. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.400 You can purchase a seat next year for three dollars, 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:49.439 but only available. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.640 Yes, and I did you did give me the amount 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:58.079 that was each to each? All right? Jason Derulo will 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.079 feature on which the TV. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.240 Oh the voice? 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.720 Yes, Mick, and last one, Britt. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.960 If you get this, we're going to a tiebreaker which 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:13.439 city has the best UBER rating? 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:15.760 I won? 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.760 We're tired? What was it, Mitch? Mitch wins. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.600 I tried to throwing by saying, wollonge. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:29.640 Yeah, they can third. You, Mitch, jury are the next 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.280 of the best. You're not the best yet, but you're 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:31.640 next to be. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.480 You have one final question, the ultimate win. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.640 No, because you're two points behind now, Britt, so that 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.120 would make you still behind. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.240 Whatever. See the competition, Mitch. Guys. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.720 I'm so proud of you both. I can't wait to 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.760 see what happens tonight. And even if neither of you win, 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:50.400 you're both winners. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.000 In mind. You know Mitch is gonna win, right because 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.080 he's hosting. So whoever's name is actually honor, he's just 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.840 going to scratch it out and sound my god, it's me. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.920 No one thought that Media Week. I'm announcing our own category. 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.480 Surely they're going to get a guest announcer mixtury. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.719 Either way, well good luck. I can't wait to see 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.439 what happens. Made the best man or woman win. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:12.080 Girls. I have just celebrated my beautiful Olma's eighty fifth birthday. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.080 Happy birthday, Omer. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.680 Yeah, I'm Dutch, my Dutch heritage. She's beautiful, She's Dutch, 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.880 she's eighty five. She was actually missing New Holland. She 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.600 was the face of berry juice in the seventies. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.640 I didn't know that you'd shown me some articles. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.079 From these articles a model, she looks fair. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.079 Beautiful, is sher mom's mum with your dad's dad's mum. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:30.800 So on dad's side of the family. And we had 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:32.920 all the family fly in for her eighty fifth because 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.439 when you get to that old you know, you celebrate 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.000 the big ones. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.280 Eighty fifth, celebrate every single one day. 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.559 Yeah, so we go down, We drive about three hours 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.880 to get to where she lives, all the family fly 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.800 in from inter state, and all she wanted to do 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:46.360 for her eighty fifth birthday, God bless Alma was go 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.320 out to a Chinese buffet. Oh, we went out. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.800 It's an easy list wish, they say. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.120 Chinese buffet. We're all sitting there. We have our dim 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.880 sims and we have our honey chicken, and we get 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.880 to the end and we get to gift giving time. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.040 So we're all sitting there. I give Alma my gift. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.760 She loves it. Gave her skin care because she said 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.480 to me, all I want, Mitch is a serum. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.280 A serah. It's hard to buy for an eighty five. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:07.880 They've always got, They've got everything. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.400 Sucks, knickknacks. I've got it all a serum and which 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.760 was a serum for her skin. Gave her a serum. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.480 She loved that. We gave a more gift. She got 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.040 a pair of shoes. We gave a more gift. She's 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.480 opening these gifts, big beautiful gifts. We get to the 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:21.800 final one from my auntie Karen, who is her daughter, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:25.320 her elder's daughter, and Karen's got this big, beautiful box, 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.120 and we go, oh, this is gonna be a nice 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.520 gift for eighty five. And we're all sitting espresso. Yeah, 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.320 well that's what I thought. We're at a round table 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.640 at this Chinese restaurant, all celebrating Almar and her lave 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:38.160 at eighty five. She opens this box and my auntie 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:45.400 has given her an urn, a blue and white Dutch 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.760 style urn with a windmill on it for somebody in 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:50.880 the urn or erne was completely empty? 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.800 Was the urner preparation tool. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.960 The urn was given to Alma as a gift to 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:03.440 one day be housed in. Alma was given her own cast. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:06.520 I liked it. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.000 Booked in for this cremation, babe, on this day. If 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:10.560 you don't make it in time, like you haven't die yet, 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.080 postpone the day schedule. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.240 It's fair. She will use it one day. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.880 Oh but you don't about it. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.120 Oh you don't what that is? That would have wasted present? 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.160 Get her another serum? Did she okay? 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.480 What was her response to the urn? Was she gracious 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.840 and appreciative or did she say, look early, I. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.440 Don't speak Dutch, but let me tell you if I 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.400 didn't swear words galore. She was not happy. She's really 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.200 unimpressed with his own. She was upset, offended, as you 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.840 would be too. If that's equivalent if you've been given 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:37.200 a coffin. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.360 You imagine if someone brought you a coffin. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.239 I mean they are expensive. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.320 No, it wasn't. She got it from Vinnie Brittany. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.280 It's a second hand because it was passed. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.720 Around the table. Give me a look at this hand. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.800 I turned it upside down. Vinnie's eight dollars was on 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.000 the somebody else has been in it and it wasn't 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.440 even sealed. It was a cookie jar in a past life. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:02.200 Wait no, stop crumbs. It's actually couldn't write this. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.480 Do you think that maybe somebody has used it for 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.560 their grandparents and then they've gone and thrown them into 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.360 the river or the ocean or something. That's what people 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:10.520 like to do, and then they've gone, well, we don't 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.120 have any use for old Papa's earn anymore. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:14.720 We'll go and take it down to Vini's. Someone else. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.080 Oma deserves better than that. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.960 Olma deserves a brand new tup aware if anything. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.680 Well she yeah, she deserves a proper cookie jar. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:28.160 It makes you contemplate your own morality. At your own birthday, 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.000 you are literally holding the product that you're going to 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.680 be in for the rest of your life once you pass. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.680 It's really horrible. It's very grim, isn't it. My papa 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.160 is sitting in a wardrobe at the moment. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:39.640 Yes, has he. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:40.160 Passed or. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:47.920 Soon? 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:49.080 My poor Papa. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.960