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Speaker 2: Jack's moved into a new neighborhood and he's found a
Speaker 2: new local character, A kind of noisy noisy neighbor.
Speaker 3: Not a kind of noisy neighbor, the noises of the neighbors.
Speaker 3: We have a bagpiper who practices outdoors.
Speaker 4: Wow, when at least he's taken it outdoors, not.
Speaker 3: To keep it indoors, keep it contained.
Speaker 2: But surely with his indoors it's even loud. He's thinking
Speaker 2: of his neighbors. So what does he go to and oval?
Speaker 3: It sounds so loud that at first Bianka thought he
Speaker 3: was next door. I said, no, the pipes. The pipes
Speaker 3: are so annoying. They travel, they travel really far. I
Speaker 3: think we think he's in the park, but we've never
Speaker 3: seen him.
Speaker 2: Are you need to follow the sounds like the pied
Speaker 2: pipe we see where he is.
Speaker 3: We tried. Bianca suggested that he might be in a tree, because.
Speaker 4: We want to see a tree.
Speaker 3: We couldn't see him anywhere, but we know the sound
Speaker 3: is coming from the park. How often is it's not
Speaker 3: a beautiful.
Speaker 4: Like your baby's trying to sleep during the day.
Speaker 3: It's not like is it's a very unique taste of
Speaker 3: a sound.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you really.
Speaker 3: You are putting your foot down in the suburb and
Speaker 3: saying like the noise of the suburbs. You're quite right practicing.
Speaker 2: There's no getting away from it. Like I guess if
Speaker 2: you're practicing your drums or something. It's a couple of houses.
Speaker 2: You can hear that the bagpipes is everywhere.
Speaker 3: Well, you just reminded me I came from I left
Speaker 3: Coburg where I had that drumming teenager. You would wait
Speaker 3: until after I got away from him. And now I'm
Speaker 3: sitting with the bag.
Speaker 4: What time of the day is he crank yesterday?
Speaker 2: With mid day that big old wingze box, especially because
Speaker 2: it takes a while to sort of get it kind of.
Speaker 3: With bagpipes? Can you not practice at half volume or
Speaker 3: lesser volume? Do you have to? He hasn't got a
Speaker 3: volume switch on it?
Speaker 4: You're right, headphones?
Speaker 3: How did you do like a half blow?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: You can just do the chanter, which is like the
Speaker 5: record a bit of it and take the bag.
Speaker 4: I forgot. We've got expert on the course.
Speaker 3: I did learn the bagpipes.
Speaker 4: It must it looks very hold alone impossible.
Speaker 3: You play the bagpipes. No, I didn't get very far.
Speaker 3: I did two lessons in Quinn.
Speaker 4: So how many times a week is he cranking up
Speaker 4: the old bag?
Speaker 3: I've heard him three times in the last two weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. He loves the weekends.
Speaker 2: Come the weekend, kill the pipes and he's out. How
Speaker 2: long is he out there practicing Saturday?
Speaker 3: Four hours? No way, it is constant. I thought it
Speaker 3: might be a CD.
Speaker 2: Jerry Springsteen and the e Street Man who requires four
Speaker 2: hours of bag bite.
Speaker 3: He's on his own. Yesterday was an hour for lunch.
Speaker 3: But on the weekends he just goes Where.
Speaker 2: Do I think you could go and practice that where
Speaker 2: no one could hear you? Are the aquarium? Underwater? Rio?
Speaker 2: Who have you got?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: I live next door to an experimental and this is
Speaker 5: what he's described himself to us as the sound artist.
Speaker 5: So he's he makes like experimental scores from like weird Niche.
Speaker 4: Your headphones into the keyboard.
Speaker 1: It's so loud.
Speaker 4: This is from Rio's bedroom. That's awful. This is like
Speaker 4: some awful kind of a scaled role.
Speaker 3: How long will this gone?
Speaker 4: The aliens are landing on the road. That is too much?
Speaker 4: What is this being scored? To as well. Saw nine.
Speaker 3: That's hard to be. I think I'll actually take the
Speaker 3: bagpipes over that.
Speaker 4: Maybe they should joint up together. What t from the
Speaker 4: days he cranking up?
Speaker 5: That He normally does it around six pm after he
Speaker 5: gets home from school, but he can go deep into
Speaker 5: the night.
Speaker 3: Normally cuts off about ten.
Speaker 4: You ever had a noisy neighbor?
Speaker 3: Pat just when he puts his bin out at eleven o'clock. Everything,
Speaker 3: it's Thursday, he'll do it tonight. I'll set my clock
Speaker 3: onto it. He'll put his bin out at eleven.
Speaker 2: Make it's very a mild, right, it's all right if
Speaker 2: you had a noisy neighbor.
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Speaker 4: Christian, I have a noisy neighbor, and I have been
Speaker 4: the noisy labor one apartment on my floor.
Speaker 2: Some guy in there practice of the tuba.
Speaker 3: A big old base, the tuber.
Speaker 2: It's such a deep guttural sound, isn't it the tuba?
Speaker 2: How would we make the sound of a tuber? Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that that big?
Speaker 2: Imagine that practicing that you can hear all the way
Speaker 2: down the hallway. Then I was a noisy one, Christian.
Speaker 2: I left the window open and a blind was knocking
Speaker 2: against it. I got a phone call through the landlord.
Speaker 2: A neighborhood called the that my neghb would called the
Speaker 2: landlord because the blind was knocking against the window frame
Speaker 2: and disturbing a neighbor next door.
Speaker 3: And you got tuba guy down the hall. I would
Speaker 3: love it as the tuba guy who put in nick complaint.
Speaker 4: Question.
Speaker 2: I know Jack sent about this guy. Now the pipe
Speaker 2: mister piper in the park. If you're in Brunswick, there
Speaker 2: is a piper who practices at least three times a
Speaker 2: week in Clifton Park. Uses the stage there, which is
Speaker 2: like a music bowl, so it travels. Christian, trust me
Speaker 2: tell Jack outside. It is better than practicing indoors. My
Speaker 2: dad used to have bagpipes used to practice in the garage.
Speaker 2: The noise was even worse in there, all right, nine
Speaker 2: four one four one oh four to three.
Speaker 4: Nicole, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning Christian, Pat and Jack, my neighbor is now
Speaker 6: known as mister commodore redhead.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what time did you start reving up the
Speaker 4: old Beast?
Speaker 6: Well, my partner and I look at each other and
Speaker 6: go here we go, and usually starts around ten go
Speaker 6: to eleven thirty on a.
Speaker 2: Weekday and then he starts, and then.
Speaker 6: The owner across the road he's got another commodore. He starts,
Speaker 6: so they close.
Speaker 2: In a band together, Jamjam, they get it on.
Speaker 6: And I moved to the country. I moved to regional
Speaker 6: Victoria for peace and quiet and.
Speaker 4: Quiet, I can assure you just escape mister Redhead and
Speaker 4: his commodorees.
Speaker 6: Well, no, mister Redhead moved in a year and a
Speaker 6: half ago, so.
Speaker 2: Didn't happen.
Speaker 4: Oh that's awful, Nicole, thank you very much to give
Speaker 4: us a caol. Have a good day. Let's go to Niki.
Speaker 4: Hello Nikki, So who have you got? Who is your
Speaker 4: noisy neighbor?
Speaker 6: Well, I know that this doesn't necessarily sound like it's
Speaker 6: going to be a true story, but it really is.
Speaker 6: I genuinely promise. We have got a gentleman. We live
Speaker 6: in an apartment and we've got a gentleman that lives
Speaker 6: across the way. And he is the loudest person I've
Speaker 6: ever heard past wind. He lives alone, and sometimes we
Speaker 6: can be in our apartment we can hear him and
Speaker 6: then he does a little giggle afterwards. I am I
Speaker 6: am dead set serious. My daughter and I have taken
Speaker 6: to calling him mister Gassy. I don't know if he
Speaker 6: knows we know, but when we see him in the
Speaker 6: streets or in the common area, he's very sheepish.
Speaker 4: He knows, he must know.
Speaker 6: It is the loudest. I hate the F words, so
Speaker 6: I won't use that, but he is the loudest person
Speaker 6: passing wind. I don't know what his diet contains.
Speaker 4: It must be serious if there's that much that noisy.
Speaker 6: Apartment. These walls are solid.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not a new one of those flimsy ones.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, old school built in the like
Speaker 6: thirties forties.
Speaker 1: Sold solid.
Speaker 6: Yep. And it's not a shed corridor. It's actually I've
Speaker 6: got a door. There's like a.
Speaker 1: Terrace.
Speaker 6: And then he is placed. It is so interesting, and
Speaker 6: then he has.
Speaker 4: Old sort of rippers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he really gets into it, leaning into it.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 6: Oh big time. Because you think he's alone. I think
Speaker 6: it's a little giggle.
Speaker 4: I don't know, giggle.
Speaker 6: Well, my daughter and I have to stifle our giggles
Speaker 6: because it's just like if he hears up back, then
Speaker 6: that's even worse. Yeah, mister Gassi.
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