WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Moo Deng, Katy Perry & Cassowaries 🦛️

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everybody, Hi girls, Hello everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Monday Mitch and Laura, or should I say happy

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<v Speaker 1>birthday Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Go Just so everyone knows, I pressed the buttons on

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<v Speaker 3>this show, so I just had to play my own birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting for you to hit some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>birth I was wondering what you had ce put it

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<v Speaker 2>that way, but also this is the day that we've

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<v Speaker 2>all been waiting for for the past No, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for it because and there was no way that

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<v Speaker 2>we were ever going to forget. Not that we would

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<v Speaker 2>because we love you, but we didn't have a chance

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<v Speaker 2>of forgetting because we have been reminded every single show now.

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<v Speaker 4>We absolutely would have forgotten.

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<v Speaker 1>If Misch didn remind us all of last week, you

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely would not have known it was Mitch's birth Can

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<v Speaker 1>I say.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura sent a message, but it wasn't happy birthday, darling,

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<v Speaker 3>best friend, love you. It was mitch birthday tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 3>I swear she meant to type it into reminders, but

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<v Speaker 3>she accidentally said I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was reminding you because I hadn't heard from you all weekends.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, wow, that's you know, it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hasn't gone past me. Don't worry. I'm ready for Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm prept and ready. How has it been so far?

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<v Speaker 4>What presence? Did you get?

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<v Speaker 3>An espresso machine from my family and a caffeinated boy

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<v Speaker 3>I had?

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<v Speaker 4>This was for them keep in your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a big debate. Now it's in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>But mom and dad said, you know, we we'll keep

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<v Speaker 3>this when you move out, like it's a gift to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Then when you keep it away, that's not how that works.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>No, how does it feel in your last year in

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<v Speaker 2>your twenties?

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<v Speaker 3>I bring that up? That's that's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>You're forging headfirst into your thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not sad, bitch, like life begins at thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone says that I made that quote up.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and I only went on a Bachelor at thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of how long ago that was. We were thirty

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<v Speaker 1>when we started that, like new adventure.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, that's actually a good perspective, not to.

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<v Speaker 4>Make your birthday about me. But yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>I might go on mass next year and then at all.

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<v Speaker 3>But I already got a radio show. How does that work?

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<v Speaker 3>I've already got one.

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<v Speaker 4>A few more Instagram followers though we're always gargan for those.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you guys though it's a thanks that backheaded. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>so we got to do the present at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of the show. That what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, it's coming. It's arriving on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not getting you one because you didn't get me one.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's of course, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>We love you.

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<v Speaker 4>We did your day to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 3>Well. Next, we're talking about all my favorite things, Katie

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<v Speaker 3>Perry and MoU Dang, the famous pygmy hippo. Oh this

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<v Speaker 3>is so are you guys across Mudang.

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<v Speaker 4>Dang has taken the Internet by storm.

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<v Speaker 3>Moodang more followers than Katy Perry, which is more follows

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<v Speaker 3>than you. Yeah yeah, well yeah yeah that's sa can

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<v Speaker 3>ask Moodang for some two famous hips. We're talking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up they pick up put down. I'm talking about myself.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got Katie Perrier. How please play on mit

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<v Speaker 4>MoU Dang?

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<v Speaker 3>Next, pickup put Down. Welcome to a Monday Midstree Birthday special,

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<v Speaker 3>you idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is a real celebration and the reason for that

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<v Speaker 2>is because it's Mistrue's birthday. Also because we're doing what

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<v Speaker 2>we do every.

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<v Speaker 3>Monday Oh my god. Yeah, well giving me a gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Now the pickup put down?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we're doing this. Everybody welcome, pick up down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to bring the girls a topic that the

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<v Speaker 3>internet the world are talking about over the weekend. And

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<v Speaker 3>then you need to decide Britain, Laura, if we keep

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<v Speaker 3>talking about it into the week or we put it

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<v Speaker 3>down and never speak on it again.

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<v Speaker 4>What have you got for us today?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch Big One's Katie Perry's performance at the AFL Grand

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<v Speaker 3>Final over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick up from what I saw? Oh I didn't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>is it controversial to say I didn't watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched little snippets on social media, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see I missed her performance.

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<v Speaker 4>I was running around at kid bedtime.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a bit of criticism about a song choice

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<v Speaker 3>and that it felt too the stadium felt too big

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<v Speaker 3>for the performance. She was swallowed by the arena.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's very challenging being a woman and doing

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<v Speaker 2>that job because like, technically, there's a lot more men

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<v Speaker 2>in the audience than there are women. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 2>that women don't love football, of course they do, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think that it's quite hard being a female on

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<v Speaker 2>stage doing that performance, there's always backlash, even tones and

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<v Speaker 2>I who we all love. She got up on social

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<v Speaker 2>media and was saying, oh, once again, you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>female performing and the criticism comes flooding in.

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<v Speaker 4>Enough of it. I love so much that she had.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of her performance was like one hundred people that

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<v Speaker 1>had these big silver inflatbleed doughnut things and there was

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<v Speaker 1>one person that didn't. They were dancing with it, ones deflated.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching them try and run around. The highlight reel of

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<v Speaker 1>the doughnut that wasn't inflated is hilarious and it was

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<v Speaker 1>giving Left Shark remember a.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple of years ago that her Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the same song, exactly the same thing. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the modern day Left.

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<v Speaker 3>Had her team. Yeah, I think her team.

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<v Speaker 4>Phenomenon Mara I missed it completely trending.

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<v Speaker 3>Producer Grace was soggy. Balloon didn't trend tread.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the perseverance though of the person who's got

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<v Speaker 2>the flaccid balloon that's running around like you was just

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'd run off, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be like because then people would watch because it's

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<v Speaker 3>the biggest stadium in Australia you'd watch this flaccert silver

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<v Speaker 3>condom run from the center of the stage right and all.

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<v Speaker 1>It made it so heavy the poor person was like

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<v Speaker 1>carrying it was like carrying a weighted vest trying to

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<v Speaker 1>run around a kippo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so funny, all right, Moving on, Moving on, Pick up,

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<v Speaker 3>put down Moodang and the rise of the famous animal.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't heard of Mudang. Moudang is a beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>pygmy hippo. Is it a pigmy hipper who likes to

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<v Speaker 2>chomp on the water coming out of a hose and

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<v Speaker 2>just runs around being joyful and full of glee. And

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<v Speaker 2>it is the cutest thing that's ever taken the Internet

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<v Speaker 2>by storm.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Britt, you love Mudang.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know a person out there that couldn't love Mudang.

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<v Speaker 2>Although controversial, Moodang also has an older sister and an

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<v Speaker 2>older brother who they're not getting as much Hoodang.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not getting as much at time. And they're so

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<v Speaker 4>cute too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, spread the love out. Are they in China? I

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<v Speaker 3>believe they're in China. Two and they're in Thailand. They're

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<v Speaker 3>in Thailand and they are gorgeous, and the Internet loved

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<v Speaker 3>them because Mudang doesn't have a filter. Mudang speaks her

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<v Speaker 3>mind and Mudang is a her. We need to get

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<v Speaker 3>Moodang's pronouns correct.

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<v Speaker 4>Do we need to get mudangs?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because people are calling Mudang he and mood is

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<v Speaker 3>a young, empowered, young pigmy woman.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not a woman, she's an elpha. She's a hippopotamus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she also doesn't know what people are saying

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<v Speaker 1>because she's a hippo.

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<v Speaker 4>Well look, Moodang is really a sensation. I love her

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<v Speaker 4>very much.

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<v Speaker 3>I just did some research for the first time in

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<v Speaker 3>our career and there are actually many famous animals. Number

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<v Speaker 3>one Pesto, the giant emperor penguin in Melbourne. Katie Perry

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<v Speaker 3>herself visited him this weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, the cutest thing you've ever seen, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I just went to the reptile Park on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a really famous crocodile there called Elvis the crocodile.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Elvis needs to go viral. Very cranky.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently he's Australia's crankiest crocodile. But he's humongous. And now

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<v Speaker 2>I have a real phobia of crocodiles.

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<v Speaker 3>Dolly the sheep, who's Dolly?

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<v Speaker 4>Dolly was the clone sheep? Wasn't she the first sheep

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<v Speaker 4>to ever be cloned?

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<v Speaker 3>You're right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Or what about Jonathan? The world's older slaving animal is

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<v Speaker 3>a tortoise and he's also gay.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he's like a hundred Yeah, No.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one hundred and forty.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, why do you know that much? And how

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<v Speaker 2>does one know that a turtle's gay?

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<v Speaker 4>The same sex?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he told us his mate for life. It also

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<v Speaker 3>takes about a month to actually keep going. But he

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<v Speaker 3>mates with only men.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never real animal more in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Just really slow moving my birthday, Yeah, really and really slow.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you got to laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, speaking of animals and reptile parks, that was

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<v Speaker 2>my weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I did go to a reptile park.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, as a parent, you always worry about

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<v Speaker 2>how you're going to mess up your own children and

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<v Speaker 2>traumatize them and create like long stemming issues that you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to have to pay.

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<v Speaker 4>For their therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't really think about how you might do that

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<v Speaker 2>to someone else's child.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what happened to me this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Self awareness that it's best, all right, that's next, other.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick up guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I had such a great weekend, like truly one for

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<v Speaker 2>the agents.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that for you, thank you for leting.

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<v Speaker 3>You know with the radio show. Sometimes you plan things

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<v Speaker 3>out and you come with ideas and.

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<v Speaker 2>No I went to Okay, well it wasn't idea. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to a reptile park this weekend, and do you

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<v Speaker 2>know why it was so good? I know kids like

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<v Speaker 2>reptile parks, but I think it's like underrated for adults.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a reptile park. I'm so interested in the

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<v Speaker 2>facts about animals. I love how excited my kids get

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<v Speaker 2>when we get there.

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<v Speaker 4>I like snakes, I like lizards like I had a

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<v Speaker 4>hell of a time.

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<v Speaker 2>And Marley May, my five year old, she loves it too,

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<v Speaker 2>Like she will run up to if there's a person there,

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<v Speaker 2>like one of the park.

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<v Speaker 4>Was to call them a park guard.

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<v Speaker 2>They called a pack of park ranging char and they

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<v Speaker 2>have a python.

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<v Speaker 4>Keeper zoo keeper. Thank you God. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 4>was playing a game of charades just there.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary will run up, she will hold the snake, she'll

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<v Speaker 2>wrap it around her like she is so she's such

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<v Speaker 2>a little animal lover and she loves animal facts as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I just assume that other kids are the

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<v Speaker 2>same as my kids, Like I forget that other kids

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<v Speaker 2>get scared of things, because my little Marley, she's so brave,

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<v Speaker 2>like weirdly brave. Anyway, we're walking through the bar, we're

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<v Speaker 2>walking through the park, and this is not just a

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<v Speaker 2>reptile park.

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<v Speaker 4>There's other animals there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a kind of like an Australiana zoo, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And there's this one enclosure that has the cassuary bird.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's Cassowary is.

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<v Speaker 4>Saying Cashuary the whole day, and I just let it go.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's cassery wary.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the cashews. It's a cassuary casar Cassowary. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 2>not get hung up on matuary. So we were there

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<v Speaker 2>at the cashuary and this big bird comes out of

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<v Speaker 2>the bushes and the closure is enclosure is quite overgrown,

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<v Speaker 2>like all the other enclosures are really well maintained and beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>and this one it was quite bushy.

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<v Speaker 4>You couldn't see in as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But then all of a sudden, this big bird comes

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<v Speaker 2>out through a little clearing in the bushes and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>there with Marley and Lola, and we're also there with

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<v Speaker 2>two of our friend's children, so Oscar and Macy there

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<v Speaker 2>they're quite little as well. And this bird comes out

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<v Speaker 2>and all the kids are fascinated, and I was like, look, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a casshuary.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, god, your kids are illiterate. Now that's a cassuary.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, did you know that they're actually really dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a really dangerous bird. They can kill people, they

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<v Speaker 2>can disembeal you. I didn't say the word disinmbel. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that might be a bit much for a five

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<v Speaker 2>year old, but too much.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kill people.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, we don't we don't go near too

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<v Speaker 2>close to this enclosure.

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<v Speaker 4>I you know, it's fine. There's a big distance between it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I kind of explained a little bit about the

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<v Speaker 2>bird and how they had big talons.

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<v Speaker 4>So off we go. We'd had a lovely day of

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<v Speaker 4>the zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>We all go home, like, I didn't think anything more

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<v Speaker 2>of it, Like, and we're all staying together, this other

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<v Speaker 2>family and us, we're all staying in the house together.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a little weekend away. So the next morning

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<v Speaker 2>we get up and I'm in the kitchen making breakfast,

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<v Speaker 2>and then April and Ash, who are the parents of Oscar,

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<v Speaker 2>they come upstairs and.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, hey, guys, like, how did you

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<v Speaker 4>sleep last night?

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<v Speaker 2>And they look at me and they go, well, we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't sleep last night because Oscar is afraid that a

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<v Speaker 2>cassuary is going to come into the bedroom and kill him.

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<v Speaker 4>I created a deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Fear in this little four year old that he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be disinmbowed cassuary.

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<v Speaker 4>And here I was just thinking, I was spitting facts.

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<v Speaker 4>It is fair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a bird that comes out and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go close, it will kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>The kids fall. Yeah, I didn't think that through. You

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<v Speaker 4>often think about how.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to traumatize your own children in this life,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't think about how you're traumatizing other people's children.

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<v Speaker 3>But my favorite thing is how hardened on your kids are.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like two sailors at a pub. They've just they've

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<v Speaker 3>just done a forty mile trek across the Atlantic Ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>They sit there drinking guinness and stuff. The other kids

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<v Speaker 3>are crying, eating their chicken nuggets. Your kids are just there.

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<v Speaker 3>Ate my first.

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<v Speaker 1>Casuty, where these cactuaries are capable of.

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<v Speaker 3>Have been disted minute done before. You're sorry, we're all

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<v Speaker 3>illiterate on this show.

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<v Speaker 4>No I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you group me? All right? Be careful, Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 3>you're a powerful person in influence.

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<v Speaker 4>I am that parent. I looked over.

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<v Speaker 2>I was pattern of kangaro At one point I looked

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<v Speaker 2>over and Mary May was trying to climb over into

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<v Speaker 2>the enclosure with the turtle.

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<v Speaker 4>No, the tortoise.

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<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't like that, miss, Oh yes, I would have

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<v Speaker 3>loved it. Did you say chorten?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I want to change the tone here. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about something that is setting the internet alight.

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<v Speaker 1>Margot Robbie inadvertently has caused a bit of a storm online.

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<v Speaker 4>It's made a lot of people angry, including myself. You're

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<v Speaker 4>talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've saying that all right. Next on the pickup Monday

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<v Speaker 3>afternoon with the Goals and me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been Mitch's birthday all day.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for bringing it up. It's my birthday. Send me

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<v Speaker 3>a DM.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I want to talk to you about online trolls,

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<v Speaker 1>not the trolls that are trolling Mitch for his birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, let's not talk about those. Margo Robbie a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Of months ago, we saw her off the back of Barbie.

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<v Speaker 1>She was touched as the most beautiful woman on the world,

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<v Speaker 1>like people were singing her praises. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of kickoff when people started to assume that she was

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant because she never announced it, but she had like

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<v Speaker 1>this tiny little belly that could have been a big

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<v Speaker 1>passer or could have been a baby, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all pat photos at the time that was

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<v Speaker 2>coming out. Wasn't like she'd announced her pregnancy. There was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, is that a pregnancy bum?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that awkward size? Bloating a child?

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<v Speaker 1>So now there's this same conversation happening around Margot's body.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's actually confirmed she's heavily pregnant, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's there is no denying she's heavily pregnant.

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<v Speaker 4>Again, she hasn't put any photos out.

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<v Speaker 1>The paparazzi photos have come out of her with her

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<v Speaker 1>husband on holiday in a bikini living her best life

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<v Speaker 1>is the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I've seen them. I saw the articles as well, and.

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<v Speaker 4>She looks stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the conversation that has been happening online about her

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<v Speaker 1>body is absolutely disgusting. So there's an influencer, Alex Light,

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<v Speaker 1>who has sort of done a story on this herself

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<v Speaker 1>which has gone viral. I just want to play you

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<v Speaker 1>some of it because she talks about what men are saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Margo blobby her husband for messing that up. She was

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<v Speaker 4>a nine before and now a solid five.

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<v Speaker 1>Body is clearly destroyed, but the beauty of life is

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<v Speaker 1>on parallels.

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<v Speaker 3>That comment gave me whiplash.

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<v Speaker 4>She's got the why pregnancy knows now definitely over For

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<v Speaker 4>Harley Quinn, I would never let my girl get that

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<v Speaker 4>big when she gets pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to never let my girl get that big when

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<v Speaker 2>she's pregnant.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you get to say, willing to place a bit

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<v Speaker 3>that they don't have a girl, yeah girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I mean it should go without saying, but unfortunately

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<v Speaker 2>it should be said. There should be one time in

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<v Speaker 2>a woman's life at least where all bets are off

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to making any comments around their body.

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<v Speaker 2>But unfortunately, during pregnancy it seems like it's the one

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<v Speaker 2>time where people feel like it's almost an allowance to

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<v Speaker 2>make comments, whether it's oh my god, you're so small

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<v Speaker 2>for being pregnant, or or like wow, like are you

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<v Speaker 2>sure you're got twins in there, Like people always comment

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<v Speaker 2>on pregnant women's bodies, whether it's trying to be positive

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<v Speaker 2>or very very negative as in this case. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>so much happens to your body when you're pregnant that

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<v Speaker 2>you just can't control. You can't control the way it gain,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't control your nose getting wider. You can't control

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<v Speaker 2>the Varka's veins or the malasma or all these other things.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think like people already feel self conscious enough

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<v Speaker 2>to have to read comments like that about yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just so discussed.

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<v Speaker 3>When you had babies, because she would be the public eye.

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<v Speaker 4>I had the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>And now this is not to me be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I was so small when I was pregnant. I had

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<v Speaker 2>quite a small baby bump with Marley, especially at the start,

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<v Speaker 2>and a lot of people would say to me, oh, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so small, Like god, you can barely tell that

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<v Speaker 2>you're pregnant. And that bred such a deep insecurity in

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<v Speaker 2>me because I got pregnant with Maley off the back

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<v Speaker 2>of a miscarriage, and so she was sizing small, like

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<v Speaker 2>a month smaller than what was like normal range, and

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<v Speaker 2>so they were keeping close eye from it, so I

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<v Speaker 2>really had it in my head that I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to have another miscarriage. So every time someone would say

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<v Speaker 2>that to me, especially other women who had had babies,

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<v Speaker 2>how little I was, it really made me so fearful

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<v Speaker 2>that something was wrong. So I just think, even if

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<v Speaker 2>it's meant to be kind commentary, we don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>comment on women's bodies during pregnancy at all, And this

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<v Speaker 2>is certainly anything but kind commentary.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's just doubling down on how much women can't

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<v Speaker 4>win at any point of their life, in any capacity.

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<v Speaker 1>If we age gracefully, all of a sudden, we're old

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<v Speaker 1>and ugly and where it had been. But if we

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<v Speaker 1>get work done to maintain the youth that everyone wants,

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, we're trying too hard and we're overdone.

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<v Speaker 4>You look weird. If you carry your baby all of

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<v Speaker 4>a sudden, you're ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you don't carry your baby and you need

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<v Speaker 1>to adopt, you have a surrogate, you're lazy and selfish.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't have kids at all, then what are

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<v Speaker 1>you contributing to society? Crazy, crazy cat lady. There is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely no way, at any time of life anymore that

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<v Speaker 1>we can win.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, it just really does show that there

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<v Speaker 2>are people out there who have the most revolting perspectives

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<v Speaker 2>and opinions on women's bodies.

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<v Speaker 4>And look at us. Look glorious, she looks. Just shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, angry Mitch, you can finish the show.

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<v Speaker 4>But to every other troll out there, shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>Good good advice. All right, we are done, just leaving

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<v Speaker 3>room for the present if you want to give it

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<v Speaker 3>to me now it's coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I mean, happy birthday, Mitch. Your present is

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<v Speaker 4>our presence.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 4>We're here for you. You didn't actually tell us what

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<v Speaker 4>did you get today? What did your boyfriend Stephen give you?

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<v Speaker 3>I You've got me some jewely and we went and

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<v Speaker 3>got a love steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>You got your in jwely he brought from training. Mate

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't unfortunately wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't message you about it.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, look, guys, let's get out of here. What

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<v Speaker 4>are you gonna be driving your arms?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, to borrow every wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodbye, Hey you guys,