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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda jam The new cycle is quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: It's only been a week since we heard about the

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Speaker 1: kiss cam, the Coldplay kiss cam and the fate of

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Speaker 1: those two love birds and the lady married love birds,

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Speaker 1: the lady that took the picture as well and decided

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Speaker 1: to lad it up onto TikTok as well.

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Speaker 2: I was reading that she saw two.

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Speaker 1: Hundred and twenty seven million people have viewed that, And

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Speaker 1: someone said, have you made any money out of it?

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Speaker 1: And she said, not one thing? So much so I

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Speaker 1: don't even know her name. No, isn't that extraordinary? But

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Speaker 1: this will be seen in our memories forever I've seen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it's real or not. The tattoo, just

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Speaker 1: that outline of the circle with those two shapes of

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Speaker 1: him behind her holding her. It brought their families unstuck

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Speaker 1: and their careers unstuck, but it gave the world something

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Speaker 1: to unite behind about. Oh look at this, this is interesting.

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Speaker 2: Shardon freud again.

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Speaker 1: Shardon Freud means, but will you take a joy and

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Speaker 1: someone else misery? Is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Pretty much?

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Speaker 2: Someone else is down.

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Speaker 1: For what's the one that says, there before the grace

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Speaker 1: of God go on, that's pretty much Schardenfroy because it

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Speaker 1: could happen to us. All, well, this is what we

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Speaker 1: spoke about last week, like we you know, we've spoken

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Speaker 1: before about that little kid at the footy at the

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Speaker 1: AFL is about seven or eight and he's balling his eyes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's up on the big screen. His image becomes a meme.

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Speaker 1: You at your most vulnerable. You know, it's harder to

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Speaker 1: have sympathy for the married couples who are noodling. But

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Speaker 1: do you want your one moment to become a viral moment?

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Speaker 1: If say you're throwing up for you picking you bum

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Speaker 1: any of those things.

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Speaker 2: And throwing up that daily double.

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Speaker 1: That's a big night, isn't it. But the company that

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Speaker 1: these two worked for, and it was what was his name?

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Speaker 1: His name is Andy Bryan Byron. He was a CEO,

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Speaker 1: married CEO and the HR chief Kristin Cambo. They've both

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Speaker 1: left the company. But the company they work for is

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Speaker 1: called Astronomer, and no one knows Astronomer. Everyone's talking about Astronomer,

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Speaker 1: but no one really knows what it is. This is brilliant.

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Speaker 1: They have hired Gwyneth Paltrow, who's Chris Martin's ex wife. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to play the role of the temporary spokesperson.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on a very

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Speaker 2: temporary basis to speak on behalf of the three hundred

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Speaker 2: plus employees at Astronomer. Astronomer has gotten a lot of

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Speaker 2: questions over the last few days and they wanted me

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Speaker 2: to answer the most common ones.

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Speaker 1: And up on the screen comes OMG, what the actual

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Speaker 1: f and he was her answer.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Astronomer is the best place to run Apache airflow,

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Speaker 2: unifying the experience of running data mL and AI pipelines

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Speaker 2: at scale. We've been thrilled so many people have a

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Speaker 2: newfound interest in data workflow automation. Thank you for your

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Speaker 2: interest in Astronomer.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I don't know what I did, but

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Speaker 1: not a single mention of the characters involved of the

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Speaker 1: Coldplay concert is just thank you for your interest. When

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Speaker 1: crisis greets opportunity, it becomes christ'unity. Christ's tunity with Gwyneth

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Speaker 1: Paltrow