1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,120 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast. 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, so welcome to the podcast. Woulds a Gregels free zone? Yeah, 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 2: that's in reference to a guy called greg who called 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 2: the show has to be called Gregor's obviously that's what 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: we called him. But he demanded he demanded Gregor's free 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 2: zone after that, which he didn't get. He hates it. 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 3: Hates it. 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, trigger triggers him. He just turned zilond a couple 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 2: of times. 10 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 4: It's like you were threatening to steal these children every 11 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 4: time you called him Gregors and the. 12 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 5: Emotion, so he got caught you on in their big guy, 13 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 5: you've been sick of this? 14 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, this is a yawn free zone and Gres zone. Guys. 15 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 2: It's just it's been a tough week. It's a big week. 16 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 6: It's lots of interviews, lots of great guests. Get it 17 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 6: all on the Wool and Woody Podcast. Go back and 18 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 6: have a little flick through from Monday to Thursday and 19 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 6: this show. 20 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 2: Yeah you can hear it. 21 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 4: One of the best men. Do we have that small 22 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 4: talk with Will and Eric Banner? I mean, why don't 23 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 4: we hit that some of the best stuff. 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 2: This is good small. 25 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 4: Honestly for everyone listening right now, this is this is 26 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 4: the key to warming up a big guest. 27 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 2: Well you actually, well, I'm the only one who actually 28 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 2: flies the flag when we say a big guest. What 29 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: happens is you two dickless pricks in here. 30 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 7: I will come for you, because I will come for you. 31 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: We had any big interview with Jamie Oliver during the 32 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: week on Zoom and the Zoom link crashed halfway through 33 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 2: because you hadn't paid for premium. You can take you. 34 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 6: I have an awkward chat with Jamie Oliver about I 35 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 6: will take child in his book, But that's for another day. 36 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've had an norget. Woody on the other hand, 37 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 2: just sits there, you know, looking pretty ways for me 38 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 2: to introduce him. And then I've got to do all 39 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 2: the hard work and there are going to get the 40 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 2: gloves on while you sit there. And then, by the way, 41 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,839 Speaker 2: you're prepping your question while I'm actually warming the guests, 42 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,279 Speaker 2: and you ask them questions such as, geehei, is Jamie 43 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 2: another cookbook for you? Do you ever get worried that 44 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 2: you're going to cook everything? Good? Question? I do? I 45 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 2: don't like very often. 46 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 6: I would say that as someone that's been involved with 47 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 6: the show for a couple of years. It is actually 48 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 6: rich for you to tease Will about this awful pillow 49 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 6: chat because you're both actually very guilt. Remember the time 50 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 6: you talked with the Veronicas about tea for seven minutes. 51 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: Just welcome to the game of show. Welcome to the 52 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 2: world of show beers, guys. I mean, I don't like 53 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: giving the guests to reach around, but sometimes that's what 54 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 2: they need in order to perform on that. 55 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 5: Listen to this Will and Eric. 56 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 2: A lush couch that you're on over there. I'm but 57 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 2: geez it looks cool. Well done. Christ what's that pillow? 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 2: What are we talking? A velvet number? Or I'm not sure? 59 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 2: Actually you might be shout up and tells you about 60 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 2: the thing I'm talking to you about. 61 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 4: Marchop a Ready enjoying the show rounds pretty wild one, 62 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 4: but enjoy. 63 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,119 Speaker 2: We've got a great guest on the show right now 64 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 2: in Eric Battow, who joins us. Hey, guys, Eric, welcome 65 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 2: back to the show. Mate in the animal free room. 66 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 2: Great to have you on. How many animals do you have, Eric, 67 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 2: I've got two. 68 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 8: But the thing is, you know, with zoom, I've got 69 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 8: a cat that thinks it's a parrot and just ends 70 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 8: up on my shoulder, you know, just he needs to 71 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 8: know his space. 72 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, what is it with pets not knowing space? Like, really, 73 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 2: it's bloody annoying. 74 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 8: How are they going to cope with when the pandemic's over, 75 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 8: when we just piss off? 76 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 2: Are there behind it? We're going to find out it's 77 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 2: this huge fearline conspiracy. 78 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 7: They've spread the fluid from the start just. 79 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 2: So they can get up close to us on the couch. 80 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 2: Wild there's a movie in that there's already like a 81 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 2: cat's and dogs movie or something. Isn't it not about 82 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 2: a pandemic? Though, No, it's just about cats fighting dogs. 83 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 9: Sure, it's not about them creating no biological warfare. Now, Eric, 84 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 9: let's talk about why you're on the show, mate, because 85 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 9: it's not to talk about cats inventing biological warfare. You've 86 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 9: got a brand new show which is genuinely my favorite 87 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 9: sort of podcast to listen to. It's something that really 88 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 9: hasn't been dipped into all that much recently. 89 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 2: It's on Audible. It's called The Orchard, and it's a 90 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 2: dramatization in which you're starring and it involves some of 91 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: the biggest actors in Australia make Di Zebanski, Gary Sweet, 92 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 2: Olivia Deeble as well these Is this something that you've 93 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: been wanting to do for a while working on one 94 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: of these dramatizations. Are they just coming back in vogue? 95 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 2: Because one of my favorite things to listen to a 96 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 2: nineteen forties dramatizations from the BBC that there used to 97 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 2: be like this nightly event. I'm not sure if you 98 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: listen to them as a kid on the wireless Yeah, 99 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 2: I remember More of the worlds. 100 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I remember More of the World as a 101 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 8: kid was the big one and just being so frightened 102 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 8: by it and amazed by it. So yeah, when this 103 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 8: came along, it is a space that's growing. I think, 104 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 8: you know, podcasts are really popular that we kind of 105 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 8: used to just people just talking to each other, and 106 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 8: in this case, it's like a radio play with incredible 107 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 8: sound design and really beautiful soundscape. So if you're listening 108 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 8: to this with headphones on, it's a really immersive thriller. 109 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 10: Basically, would you still get dressed up like your character 110 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 10: or or are you just are you just Eric Banner 111 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 10: in his jocks in his living room becoming Adam Dirwood. 112 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 8: Look, it might shock you to know that I did 113 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 8: I skip wardrobe for this makeup on the wardrobe department. 114 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 6: Uh yeah. 115 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 8: The catering truck was pretty crap as well, So I 116 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 8: do I do miss the extravagance of the of the 117 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 8: set of the movie set, but yeah, no it was, 118 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 8: it is. Yeah, there's there is a is a great 119 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 8: side to it, for sure. 120 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 2: Imagining you, like you know that the Holy Grail and 121 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 2: Monty Python where they roll around with the horses with 122 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 2: the coconuts, like when when they're imitating the sound, I'm 123 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 2: just imagining you doing the sounds of your own car 124 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 2: and everything into the motorby. But guys, the sounds came beautiful. 125 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 2: We can't stress that enough. It doesn't Eric making sound 126 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 2: effects into a microphone. It is a full production. It 127 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 2: sounds buddy awesome. The Orchard true crime drama podcast It's 128 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 2: on Audible again. Amazing Car asked on there, So go 129 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 2: and check it out for yourselves. I've got more with 130 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 2: Eric Banner right up next. You need some new listening, 131 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 2: and let's face it, we all do at the moment. 132 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 2: The Orchard, a true crime drama podcast from Audible, looks 133 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 2: absolutely elite. Hot story with a hot cast as well, 134 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,559 Speaker 2: Magna Zevanski, Gary Sweet, Olivia Deebel and of course Eric Banner, 135 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 2: who joins us right now live on the show. Eric, 136 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 2: it's a bit of a I was going to say, 137 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 2: because obviously you actually started in radio a very very 138 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 2: long time ago on Triple M. Is that right? 139 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 8: Good research? 140 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 2: Good research? 141 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 8: Yeah, Dave O'Neill and I had a show on Sunday 142 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 8: nights on Triple AM for a little while called The 143 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 8: Schnitzel Brothers. So and I would I occasionally did feelings 144 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 8: for people on the Grill team. 145 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 2: Every now and then. 146 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 8: But yeah, yeah, I loved it, love working in radio. 147 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 4: You've referred to some some research there, Eric, and we've 148 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 4: gone one step further. 149 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 5: We've got some audio of the Schnitzel Brothers. 150 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, before before we play this, it's probably fair that 151 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 2: we reveal our sources. Because there's a guy who works 152 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 2: in audio production here. He does all the ads and stuff, 153 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 2: and we work very closely with him. We've become very 154 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 2: fond of a guy called Ray Peters who was the producer, 155 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 2: He was our producer on your show What It Was? 156 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 2: Who can continues to insist that you owe him a 157 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 2: car man. 158 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 8: I don't know, full of crap is dreaming, he is dreaming. 159 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 2: I've got a little bit of an audio from the 160 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 2: show The Stinzon Brothers soles you and Dave O'Neill back 161 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 2: in Melbourne one in the late late nineties. 162 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 11: Is that? 163 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 2: What is that? What this is from? 164 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 8: I'm guessing it was, Yeah, mid to late nineties. 165 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 2: Okay, here's you doing a send up of a current 166 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 2: affair on the Schnitzel Brothers have a listen. 167 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 8: Tonight on a crumbling affair, our exclusive report on a 168 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 8: housebuilder who's a mute? 169 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me? Why weren't you talking to us? 170 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 7: Plus are your Tonel clippings a death trip? 171 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 2: How was that experience? 172 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,120 Speaker 11: Eric? 173 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 8: Great little, great little cameo by Dave o nearlier good 174 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 8: acting the reporter and knocking on the door. 175 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 2: Fantastic. 176 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 4: So I mean there's been a foray back into the 177 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 4: you know, the the audio stuff could will and I 178 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 4: be worried for our jobs of the Schnitzel Brothers coming 179 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 4: back to Australia at a drivetime radio. 180 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 8: Yeah, I think Dave. Dave's a bit above me at 181 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 8: the moment with all his podcasts. 182 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 2: If you take me on as a as a partner. 183 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 11: You can. 184 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 2: Have you known you away? Yeah, he might, he might know. 185 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 2: Actually it's a it's a tough cape anyway, stay away, banner. 186 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 2: That's what we're trying to say. We like our jobs 187 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 2: and we don't need any more competition, so piss off. 188 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: But if you want to go and see Eric, The 189 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 2: Orchard is part of a news selection of thousands of 190 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 2: Listen all your want titles now included in audible membership. 191 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 2: Check out The Orchard before we go, mate, I did 192 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 2: meant to say, actually, I know the last time we 193 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 2: spoke to you, we're talking about the dry and you 194 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 2: picking up Ozsie scripts and working with them, and gee whizz, 195 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 2: you've absolutely been that mate. There was such a great 196 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 2: read for me, so watching it the way that the whole, 197 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 2: the way that you portrayed Fork and all the drama's 198 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,000 Speaker 2: intentions that he went, oh, thank you, the character mate, 199 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 2: it was red hot. 200 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 8: Thanks very much. Yeah, and we pinch ourselves that we 201 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 8: managed to get that film out when we did, and 202 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 8: really appreciate everyone having gotten behind it was amazing. 203 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 2: It was such a good movie, mate, it was really 204 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 2: really good. Congratulations and congratulations on the podcast. As well 205 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 2: The Orchard, a true crime drama podcast from Audible with 206 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 2: Eric Bannatt. Go and check it out. Guys, Eric, thanks 207 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 2: so much, mate, it's been a pleasure. Thanks Will. 208 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:47,959 Speaker 1: What are you good? 209 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,359 Speaker 2: To talk to you in a rush? 210 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: Crank up the speed on this podcast today. Don't get 211 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 1: to where you're going any faster, but you'll feel like 212 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: you are. It's the Will and Woody podcast. 213 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:59,439 Speaker 2: Woods. You weren't having a great day yesterday. It was 214 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 2: a girl friend birthday, Mimi. It was her birthday. First 215 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,719 Speaker 2: thing you did wrong or not wrong? Look, the road 216 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 2: to hell is paved with good intentions, one of my 217 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 2: favorite sayings. All your intentions were brilliant. 218 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 5: Yes, give my girl a very special day. 219 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 2: To give her a great day. And also, like anyone 220 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 2: who has to deal with their partner's birthday and lockdown, 221 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 2: the pressure's on you. You can't take them out. And you know, 222 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 2: for most guys, that's that's the catch all, cause book 223 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 2: a nice table at a nice restaurant and get a 224 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 2: nice hotel room after you pretty much now that all 225 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 2: of a sudden you've got to navigate the food, the outfit, everything. 226 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 2: You were the wrong man for that job I had. Yeah, 227 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 2: you you were. Now let's go through it, because you 228 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 2: started off because she loves Alice in Wonderland. So what 229 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 2: you did is you got so you guys can see 230 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 2: this on Instagram. You got the mad hatters outfit. Yes, 231 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,760 Speaker 2: great idea that's created. It was a good idea. Absolutely, 232 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 2: the road to hell paved with good intentions, with the 233 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 2: ideas being good. So the idea was good until you 234 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 2: started looking like an orange head freak crossed with a 235 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 2: gay pirate. 236 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 5: Well that's the mad that. 237 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 2: Is the mad hat You did wake her up at 238 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 2: five thirty in the morning in that outfit and absolutely 239 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:02,719 Speaker 2: terrify her. 240 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,439 Speaker 4: I got too excited. Yeah, and I woke up at 241 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 4: five Yeah, because I want to go and rehearse. Yep, 242 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 4: because I wanted to be the mad hatter. And then yeah, 243 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,599 Speaker 4: obviously stormed in, work her up, and yes, get the 244 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 4: crap out of it. 245 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 2: Do yoursel as a favor. Go to Instagram. Have a 246 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 2: look at that photo. And now, actually, now that I 247 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 2: read it, your dad has commented underneath it, this is 248 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 2: a person you would definitely not invite into your home. 249 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 2: Thank you, dad. Terrifying full stop. I will have nightmares tonight. 250 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 2: And your dad is having nightmares. But the other most 251 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 2: important part about the day woods there were lots of 252 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,320 Speaker 2: other things to come. There was there was the present 253 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 2: that had to happen. There was the food that had 254 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 2: to happen. And then well, another little cookie was thrown 255 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 2: in there somewhere your power went. Looked like it was 256 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 2: going to be out for that evening. You and I 257 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 2: live in the same so I got a text message. Now, 258 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 2: the great thing about this for you guys listening is 259 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,600 Speaker 2: all the microphones and cameras are running. All of this 260 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,680 Speaker 2: information arrived to Woody at four about four fifty five, right, 261 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 2: so just before five o'clock yesterday, hour ago left on 262 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 2: the show. He's got his food arriving, he's got his 263 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,319 Speaker 2: you know, everything's lined up. And then in space about 264 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,839 Speaker 2: two or three minutes, starting with a phone call from 265 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,839 Speaker 2: the food delivery driver to tell him that she was 266 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 2: an hour early. Sorry, she's more than an hour. It 267 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 2: really just descended into hell. So what I'm going to do. 268 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to play with this audio and you'll hear 269 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 2: how close all of this was to the to the 270 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 2: show actually starting. And then you'll hear us go live 271 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,200 Speaker 2: on air. You'll hear the song intro and then you'll 272 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 2: hear that the cracks inescapably arrived on air as well. 273 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 9: As everybody got to hear how much of judging it 274 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 9: was here it is. 275 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, there, you're going to take the photo of it 276 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 2: at the front there. She just dumped it. What is it? 277 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 2: You got to complain it? But is it hot food 278 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,559 Speaker 2: and cold food? Where's Mimi? 279 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 5: Did you get her a gift? 280 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 2: The gift it hasn't arrived. 281 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:58,920 Speaker 12: Oh my god. 282 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 2: Good afternight everyone and twilling morning. 283 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 7: Now, look we're going to Straight's easy screez. 284 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 2: I was come uncomfy questions you have to come before 285 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 2: we get to it. Woods, you've had the worst time. 286 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 2: Bring it up on it. Let's talk about it. 287 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,600 Speaker 7: Because your birthday. 288 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 2: It's your girlfriend, Mimy's birthday, twenty seventh birthday, birthday, Happy 289 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,599 Speaker 2: birthday to you. Yeah, now are you supposed to be 290 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 2: a special day? 291 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 13: And I've just had a phone call from Chrisintha from 292 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 13: her buddy, and she's going on here with your food 293 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 13: and I was like Christina, and she goes, well, I'll 294 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 13: leave it here and take. 295 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 2: A photo off it. 296 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,559 Speaker 7: Oh and your powers out as well? 297 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:42,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, my powers out sweating? So Mimi for her birthday 298 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 2: is going to be sitting in pitch dark, in pitch black, 299 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 2: eating soggy food with a gay part. What a nice 300 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 2: what a lucky girl. 301 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 5: Oh wow, that was great fun, great bitch. 302 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that. I really enjoyed that. And and 303 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 2: look des by the fact that everything went really badly. 304 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 2: Then Woods, it looks as if things actually turned out 305 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,439 Speaker 2: quite well. 306 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 5: Yes, so yes, so much. Yeah, power was that, as 307 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,319 Speaker 5: you said, But that was that. 308 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,199 Speaker 2: I leaned into that. 309 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 4: A couple of candles, nice, beautiful, very very romantic. And 310 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 4: then the food, well, the food actually survived quite well. 311 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 2: Go do all that to one sidither. I'm talking about 312 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 2: the fact that you're hiding a massive hickey with a 313 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 2: band aid on your neck? Who told you? 314 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 9: You? 315 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 2: Did not pick up on that? Who told him? So? 316 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 2: Things obviously went well it given the size of the 317 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 2: given the size, and we have a look at it. 318 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 2: This is such a who told you. I'm not going 319 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 2: to show you we were filming something at the start 320 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 2: of the day and you rocked up with a giant 321 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 2: band aid on on your neck after a birthday dinner. 322 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 2: I was going to ask questions. Let's have a look 323 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 2: at it. The man, hadda got a little bit of 324 00:14:53,640 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 2: oh wow, that is a shine I'm sucking anyway, say batman. 325 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 14: Wow, I was dressed fully as the Mad Hatter as well. 326 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 14: When you got the higgy, yeah yeah, yeah, wow, that 327 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 14: wasn't even me. 328 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 2: What do you mean? 329 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 4: It's like mim got like her birthday present was a 330 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 4: one night stand with the mad Hatter, which you know 331 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 4: that's her being wed. 332 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 2: Can I just say that's her? Did you keep everything 333 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 2: on when you oh? 334 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 5: No, well, but obviously started I was the Hatter and 335 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 5: then before you knew it, it was the no no, no, 336 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 5: not gonna say that. 337 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 2: You were gonna say no, no, no, no a joking man, 338 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 2: And I'm not going to say. 339 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 4: That's inappropriate, but yes, look I was stressfully as the 340 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 4: Mad Hatter, and then yeah it was obviously the candles 341 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 4: went well and she took the mad Hatter to the bedroom. 342 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 2: She took the mad head of the bedroom. Nice else 343 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 2: went down the wonder Wonder Hold what Let's go to 344 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 2: the UK? 345 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 346 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: Every week, Woods and I pitch a lot of ideas 347 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 2: to try and get on the show. Obviously, it's only 348 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 2: a two hour show, so in most cities, so we 349 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:13,240 Speaker 2: can't fit everything in the show. Woods. Yes, so the 350 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 2: producers give us ten minutes on a Friday to try 351 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 2: and put our rejected ideas in there. You will have 352 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 2: to pitch our best rejected idea. Only one of us 353 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 2: can get our rejected ideas in the show. 354 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas. 355 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 4: Now we're just trying to get the company lawyer on 356 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 4: the phone because my idea that I would like to 357 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 4: repitch we think might be breaking the radio codes. So 358 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,600 Speaker 4: one stand by to try and get her on the phone. 359 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 4: Do you just want to pitch your idea first? Maybe 360 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 4: while we're getting the lawyer. 361 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 2: On the phone. 362 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 4: Was on the phone is gee whiz, I want to 363 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 4: ask you the idea And if she says don't do it, 364 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 4: then I go no harm, no foul, no no no harm. 365 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 2: That's that's absolute fine. She coming in across? 366 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 12: Is she going to join us? 367 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 2: You pitch your idea first? You wanted to pitch my 368 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 2: idea first? 369 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 6: Yeah? 370 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, I don't want to hear me pitch 371 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 2: my idea because one's a bit buddy. 372 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 5: Hell are we both breaking the cat? 373 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 2: I'm not breaking the codes, but it's just anyway, look 374 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 2: what it's my idea. Okay, I'll get into it. Okay. 375 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 2: So earlier this week, you and I had a call 376 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,199 Speaker 2: from a guy I forget his name, who told us 377 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 2: a really funny story about him and his brother doing 378 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,440 Speaker 2: something in the bath. Yes, and I'm going to play 379 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,639 Speaker 2: that audio for a sec. My favorite part about that 380 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 2: audio is how quickly you understood, empathized, and forgave them 381 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,400 Speaker 2: for their behavior. 382 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 3: Me and my brother five and three, miss father, for 383 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 3: some strange reason, we thought it'd be a good idea 384 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 3: to clean our button off at the jet A water 385 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 3: blow of water up. 386 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 2: I get a matter classic stuff. Yeah, my moment of 387 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 2: that whole thing was when he's in against the jet 388 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 2: before he could finish. Justn't mind that you will in 389 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 2: your life. I get it, mate, You're line. 390 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 7: You don't now. 391 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 2: Now. Look, this is the thing about You're a forgiving 392 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,400 Speaker 2: You're a very forgiving person. You get a lot of things, 393 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,680 Speaker 2: And I feel like there are a lot of people 394 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 2: out there who do very embarrassing, gross things and they 395 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 2: don't tell anyone about it because they're worried that no 396 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 2: one's going to get it. Sure like you do. So 397 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 2: what I want to do. My rejected idea thirteen one 398 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 2: oh six ' five. What we do We get people 399 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 2: to call up with embarrassing things that they like doing. 400 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 2: All right, it might even be something that they haven't 401 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 2: actually told anyone that they do before. Anything from picking 402 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 2: your nose and eating it to putting your ass up 403 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 2: against the jetma, whatever it is. It's a private, gross 404 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,000 Speaker 2: thing you do. You call us up, doesn't matter how 405 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 2: much shame you got about it. I guarantee you Wood, 406 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,719 Speaker 2: he will tell you that he gets it. Well, it's 407 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 2: not a guarantee guarantee, but I mean that's the test though, 408 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 2: but that is the tea Wood, he gets it. It's okay, yeah, yeah, cool, 409 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,439 Speaker 2: I got that idea. That's my idea. Okay, my idea. 410 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 4: And again look the lawyer is not willing to come on, 411 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 4: but fair enough, but my ideas got So there are 412 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 4: these there's stories around about these fake vax passports, and 413 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 4: everyone's really scared about that. 414 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 2: So my idea was, can you come on air and 415 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 2: just face it? What? Oh fake an orgasm? Yeah mate, 416 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:13,520 Speaker 2: So apparently that's breaking the cart. It's fake specific it's 417 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 2: two point four in the in the apparently and good 418 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 2: lesson for everyone. 419 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,719 Speaker 5: You know, all your young budding radio hosts out there 420 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 5: can't do it anyway. 421 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 2: So I will pivot, and I've still got another pitch 422 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 2: which I would like. Do you want to go for 423 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:34,199 Speaker 2: another pitch in the town? Not my canvas. My other 424 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 2: idea is Russian sexy. 425 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 13: That is a shocking idea, and you know that's been 426 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 13: to get Russians on, So Russian. 427 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 2: Don't believe he went for it. He's gone, he's gone wrong. 428 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:53,199 Speaker 2: Russians going to call that. Let's go as always rejected ideas. 429 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 2: You guys decide which idea makes the show. So we've 430 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,959 Speaker 2: got three callers, a jury of three. It's best of three. Jacob, 431 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,240 Speaker 2: would you rather hear my idea? Will's idea, which is 432 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 2: does would he get and understand your gross thing? Or 433 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Speaker 2: would you like to hear our Russian sexy? Oh? 434 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: Sure, you've got to bring them in there. 435 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 7: The orgasm has been banned. That's not an option. 436 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,400 Speaker 2: You can't. You can't, you can't. And he's just he's 437 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 2: just sworn as well. 438 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 7: Jacob just swore as well. 439 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 2: So yeah he did, Jacob. You look what you've brought. 440 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,640 Speaker 2: Look what you've done, Jacob, You've brought an idea which 441 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 2: is illegal. 442 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,159 Speaker 11: And then all of a sudden, and then all of 443 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 11: a sudden, you bring this riff raff you bring in, 444 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,160 Speaker 11: you bring in the trash that's sort of that sort 445 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,639 Speaker 11: of gutter minded stuff that brings along gutter minded people. 446 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 5: Can't be playing for Jacob's potty mouth. 447 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 2: So what do you want to do? Well, I think 448 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 2: you have to raise the white flag. I think that's 449 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 2: what has to happen. So we're doing. 450 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 14: Give us a call if you're really embarrassed or ashamed 451 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 14: of something you've done, and then trust me. 452 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 2: I'll get it. Well, we see whether or not you 453 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Lock 454 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 2: it in, baby, go on. So you've brought you've brought disrepute. 455 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 2: I apologize you have. You've brought disrepute and pandemonium to 456 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,880 Speaker 2: a segment which was meant to be above board, making orgasms, swearing, 457 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,200 Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, just trying to run a radio show on 458 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 2: a Friday. Well, I think that means you've won. You know, 459 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 2: I've won. 460 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:25,440 Speaker 7: But thank you had to hold my opponent to the 461 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,680 Speaker 7: canvas and put him in a sleep. Behold, but I 462 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 7: got there. 463 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,440 Speaker 2: I'm going to repitch our Russian sect. 464 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 7: All right, here we go, So this is going to work. 465 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 2: You guys, just call us up with something that you 466 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 2: are very, very embarrassed that you do. And I said, 467 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 2: sky's the limit here, or Hell's the limit? Like, honestly, 468 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 2: it can be as dirty as filthy, as gross. You 469 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,439 Speaker 2: might not have even ever told someone that you actually 470 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 2: do this thing. Whatever it is. I reckon, Woody is 471 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 2: the is the is the great mediator on this. If 472 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,120 Speaker 2: he reckons, he gets it, I reckon, you can tell 473 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 2: other people. We'll do it right up next thirty one 474 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 2: o six five. If you got something that you are 475 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 2: so embarrassed about doing, it's gross, maybe it's upsetting, whatever 476 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,919 Speaker 2: it is, tell us what. 477 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 9: It is on air. 478 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 2: What he's going to tell you or not, whether he 479 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 2: gets around it. 480 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,159 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 481 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,640 Speaker 15: Okay, great idea, it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas. 482 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 7: HI would Joe. 483 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 11: After the upsolute pandemonium that was the previous break, we 484 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 11: finally have a rejected idea. 485 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 2: And here's the deal we are running with me. I 486 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,360 Speaker 2: had the win today, we'll have the win. Well I did? 487 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,399 Speaker 2: I did thirteen one oh six ' five thirteen one 488 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 2: oh six five. Do you do something so gross that 489 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 2: you actually haven't told anyone that you do it. That's 490 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 2: how gross it is, because you're embarrassed about it. And 491 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,639 Speaker 2: that's how this works. Often in our privacy, we do 492 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,159 Speaker 2: something we think no one's going to accept it, no 493 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 2: one's going to understand it, no one's going to forgive us, 494 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 2: because that thing that I do by myself is so depraved. Now, 495 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,040 Speaker 2: the reason I've asked people to call with those things 496 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,680 Speaker 2: is because during the week we had we had a 497 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 2: guy call up who did something really gross with his brother, me. 498 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 3: And my brother five and three ms Barber. For some reason, 499 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 3: we thought it'd be a good idea to clean our 500 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,639 Speaker 3: bikes up against the jet of water up. 501 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 2: I'll get a matter that's classic stuff. 502 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 11: Yeah. 503 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 2: My moment of that whole thing was when he's in 504 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 2: against the jet and before he could finish it. Don't 505 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 2: mind that you and you're like, I get it, mate, Now, Look, 506 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 2: that's a reflection of the fact that you enjoy things 507 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 2: in and around that area, woulds but also the fact 508 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 2: that you're a very forgiving person. Yeah, yeah, forgiving. But 509 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 2: I also try those things as well, and yeah, yeah, 510 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 2: and I think that when the reason that a lot 511 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,920 Speaker 2: of people don't tell other people they do these really 512 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,920 Speaker 2: gross things because they're scared they're going to be embarrassed, 513 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,440 Speaker 2: they're going to be ashamed of it. They've got anyone 514 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 2: to forgive them for it. So right now on thirty 515 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 2: one and six five, I've asked people to call up 516 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,879 Speaker 2: if they do something so gross they haven't told anyone, 517 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 2: because I reckon, you're going to be the perfect audience 518 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 2: for them. Australia, you might finally have someone who can 519 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 2: tell you I get it. 520 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Eliza here, Eliza, what do 521 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 5: you do. 522 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,439 Speaker 3: So woody? 523 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 14: I think that you're going to be all over this 524 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 14: one because I know that you're a fast half. 525 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes I am Eliza. You've read me. 526 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 12: Well, yeah, So when I'm in the shower and super steaming, 527 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 12: I will do a fight and enjoy. 528 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,119 Speaker 2: This bloody O. You will, blady. And do you know 529 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 2: why I think it gets. 530 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,360 Speaker 15: Do you know why? 531 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 4: Because it's because the air is denser in the shower, 532 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 4: so you've got more particle to surface area, henceforth a 533 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 4: more powerful smell. 534 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 2: That's why you Thanks Elijah. Everyone loves their own brand, 535 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:37,920 Speaker 2: so you get it. Totally get honesty, Eliza. Do you 536 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,119 Speaker 2: feel Eliza, do you feel a bit better about yourself now? 537 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 3: You know? 538 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel like I have everything out on the table. 539 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,320 Speaker 1: I feel good. 540 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 4: Nice, let it all hang out, let it off your 541 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,199 Speaker 4: chest also makes a cute little duck noise in the moisture, 542 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 4: which is. 543 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 2: Let's go to Amber on thurday one and six five. Amber, 544 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 2: what you got something that you think? Will you hope? 545 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 2: What you will get? Okay? So after either a big 546 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 2: awesome KFC, I love to do a naked too toilet toilet. Whoa, 547 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 2: I'm taking the naked thoo right now. I'm currently taking 548 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 2: a naked poo. 549 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 5: No no, no, no, sorry, I was really going to 550 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 5: bous out of the water. 551 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 2: Your text her and tell her. Well, I'm sure she 552 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 2: likes to get that text. So hang on, Amber. You 553 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 2: go into a service station toilet and you're stripped fully nude. Yeah, man, 554 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 2: you got to take a naked through every now and then. 555 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,479 Speaker 2: That's a genuine that's genuine. 556 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,680 Speaker 7: In the comfort of your keep your shoes on. 557 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 2: Oh no, actually on top of your shoes. 558 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 5: Oh yes, it's the danger. It's the danger, isn't it terrifying? 559 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 2: All right? Amber? It sounds like what. He gets it. 560 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 8: They get too hot, you want cold feet? 561 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, gets it, he gets it evident. 562 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 4: It's a great cocktail of the freedom of being completely new, 563 00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,880 Speaker 4: but also the dangers danger. 564 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 2: It is a bit dangerous, all right, thirty and one 565 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,200 Speaker 2: and six five? Have you do something so gross? You 566 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 2: haven't told anyone could? Would he be the only person 567 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 2: to get it? Sharon? What have you got? 568 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 12: Picked my toenails and I eat them. 569 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 2: Eat your own toenails. My dad would get it. 570 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,159 Speaker 12: Eat you. 571 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 2: Eat your own tonas. Yeah, my dad. My dad does. 572 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 2: Dad he eats his tone. You get that. 573 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 4: No, I don't get that, Sorry, Sharon, I don't get 574 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,240 Speaker 4: a bit. But know that my my father totally gets it. 575 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 4: He enjoys the saltiness of a toimenail. 576 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,200 Speaker 2: He's one of me. There you go, what's underneath your toenail? 577 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 15: Like? 578 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad loves that. 579 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 4: Also, save yourself the walk to the mint, because Dad's 580 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 4: it's a lazy thing. 581 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,359 Speaker 2: It's a lazy the toenails on. I'll just eat them 582 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,360 Speaker 2: because he used to put them on the coffee table. Yes, 583 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 2: and Mum used to get very angry about that. So 584 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 2: he solved it. He solved let's let's go to Rachel 585 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,400 Speaker 2: on thirty and one and six five. Rachel, we're talking 586 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 2: about things you do that are so gross that you 587 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,640 Speaker 2: haven't actually told anyone, and you're hoping, given how free, 588 00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 2: liberated and unjudgmental Woody is, that he's going to tell 589 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 2: you that he gets it. What have you got for us? 590 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 15: All right, boys, this is something I can't actually help. 591 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 15: But if I ever vomit, I pissed my pants. 592 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:13,640 Speaker 2: At the same time, I don't get it. I don't 593 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,160 Speaker 2: get it. What do you mean it's awesome you piss 594 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 2: yourself every time? 595 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 4: Why don't vomit often? 596 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 11: But when it happens, it's just I don't know, it's 597 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 11: just ants or no pants. 598 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a situation where you've been 599 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,879 Speaker 2: trying to pull your pants down while you're vomiting? 600 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: Yes, it's the Yam Woody podcast. 601 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 4: Well, a grandmother, eighty two year old grandmother was on 602 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,200 Speaker 4: a UK breakfast show this morning and she was talking 603 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,639 Speaker 4: about an issue she has when she's getting intimate with 604 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:55,360 Speaker 4: her her toy boy, Mohammed Ahmed Ibrahim, who is forty 605 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,439 Speaker 4: five years younger than her. 606 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:57,920 Speaker 7: Wow. 607 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 4: But so I'm going to throw to some audio here 608 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 4: of she's talking about when she is getting intimate with 609 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,640 Speaker 4: Muhammed and a particular issue she has because of her 610 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,639 Speaker 4: older age. 611 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 15: My skin is very thin. It's like tissue, and Muhammad's 612 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 15: got to be careful when he grabs old of me 613 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,880 Speaker 15: because I rips my skin. 614 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 1: It can be painful. 615 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,879 Speaker 15: I can end up for the A and E with 616 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 15: skin rips. We've solved that problem. 617 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,440 Speaker 4: That she's solved that problem. Yeah, My question to you 618 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 4: will I self proclaimed genius. 619 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 2: And no I'm not at all Well you're a s marka. 620 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 2: How do you think? In fact, I don't like people 621 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,440 Speaker 2: throwing the word around genius lightly? You know this enough? 622 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 4: How do you think Iris and her toy boy Muhammed 623 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 4: have solved the problem? 624 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 2: I will reveal after you've had a few guests. That's 625 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 2: so of you. 626 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 4: How do you think they've solved the problem with sensitive 627 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 4: skin rips easily in a swing? 628 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 2: WHOA, No, but that would mean that he wouldn't have 629 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 2: to hold onto her anymore. Yeah, good, not a bad solution. 630 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 2: But no solution involve him not holding her anymore. No, 631 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,760 Speaker 2: that's just different. So he still holds her. Actually, no, 632 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 2: it doesn't really anymore. That's because that's that's ok, thank you. Yeah, 633 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 2: So how else would you she suspended in any sort 634 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 2: of way? 635 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 3: No? 636 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 2: Does he have like a remote control which he can use? 637 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 5: You know you get those, Uh, don't worry, No, please 638 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 5: do tell. 639 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 2: You know you get remote control battery operator boyfriends, and 640 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 2: you can use her control to pleasure pleasure them with 641 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 2: that without touching them. No. No, well you asked me, 642 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 2: You asked me, my bad, and she suspended? She is 643 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: she hanging from the roof? 644 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 6: No? 645 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 2: Is he hanging from the roof? 646 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 4: No, she's eighty two years old. No, no, that neither 647 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 4: of them hanging from the roof. There's no further apparatus used. Healthy, 648 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 4: I'm going to give you too much. 649 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 2: She's always on the bottom clothes, She's always on the bottom. 650 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 2: How is that? Is that not right? Now? Are you 651 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 2: being a little bit of a dog about this? Because 652 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 2: I got it right? No, I'm not being a bit 653 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,280 Speaker 2: of a dog about this. Is she always in the dog? 654 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,040 Speaker 2: Excuse me? 655 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 15: Iris, we've solved that problem because we're sometime to do it. 656 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 15: Doggy fashion. 657 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 2: Got on your iris Jones. You eighty two year old 658 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: lady is know what to say? 659 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: It's the will and Woody podcast. 660 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 2: It's been a red hot wake and you guys have 661 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 2: going us at the perfect time if you've missed any 662 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 2: of that, because it is time for the week in review. 663 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: Previously, Will wood Yeah, this isn't. 664 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 2: A crash story. Don't worry anyway. Then I picked up 665 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,719 Speaker 2: a bottle of glue. You're an idiot. 666 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,280 Speaker 12: Yeah no, yeah, definitely, there's a login doing about three 667 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 12: minutes out of the court you two minute. 668 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 2: Noodles other stuff. I'm sure. 669 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 12: Oh, listen to all the best bits of Will and Woody. 670 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 12: They are, of course on air for ten hours a week. 671 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 12: So the fact that I can get everything good from 672 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 12: the week into three minutes, it's probably not a good sign. 673 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 2: But let's move on. 674 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 4: Last week you had a mental health day and on 675 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 4: that day we were interviewing celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. 676 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, look, without you, things got a bit weird. 677 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 3: Slli. 678 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 2: Let me first shut a steam on your pens happens. 679 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,720 Speaker 12: So I was great to have a rule back in 680 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 12: the studio in time to talk to Sophie Mark. 681 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 2: Thanks so much for having me. Well. Actually, funnily enough, 682 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,120 Speaker 2: we almost felt that we had to oh no offense, 683 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,720 Speaker 2: So we felt like we had to yeah, he felt 684 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 2: obligated and it was. 685 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 12: This great mark sensitivity in respect that really helped. We'll 686 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 12: get through to Greg when a we're not talking about 687 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 12: nicknames that you hated getting. 688 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. 689 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 2: Greggles because you are you a bit cute? 690 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 7: Third Gregels, Oh yeah right, sure. 691 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 2: Would he work. 692 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 12: Busy antagonizing the people who call into the show. They 693 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 12: delivered a report about the plan of the farmers with 694 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 12: the same respect and dignity of the seven thirty. 695 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,400 Speaker 4: Report right up next to well, I'm gonna be telling 696 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 4: everyone why the Aussie b farmers are so angry that. 697 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 12: It's because some vegetarian products have been called or even. 698 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 2: He was standing on it. 699 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,800 Speaker 9: Will have to do that. 700 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 2: This is the dumbest thing we ever done, the dumbest 701 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 2: thing you've done so far, Will so far. It's my 702 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 2: girlfriend's birthday to day. She likes Alice in Wonderland, so. 703 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,560 Speaker 5: I woke her up, fully dressed and in character as 704 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 5: the mad Hannah. 705 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 2: How did it go good? Question? Will not good? Why 706 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,080 Speaker 2: did it not go well? Or it didn't go well 707 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 2: because she was asleep? 708 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 4: And naturally if you wake up and you hear hell 709 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,720 Speaker 4: and a man with a top hat. 710 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 5: And orange hair in your bedroom, scared the. 711 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 12: Actually, while we're on the topic, whatdy we're talking about 712 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 12: hot top horror stories. 713 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 5: I have a horrific bath story from my childhood. 714 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 2: Is this when you've heard in the bath? No, I 715 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 2: wasn't gonna talk about that one. 716 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 5: Right one, because I just said before, this isn't a 717 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 5: crest story. 718 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: Don't worry. 719 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,200 Speaker 12: And we want to debase ourselves with such juvenile humor. 720 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 3: Me and my brother five and three ms father. For 721 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 3: some strange reason, we thought would be a good idea 722 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 3: to clean our butt up into the jet. 723 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 2: I think a water water up. I'll get it mad, 724 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 2: that's classic stuff. 725 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 5: We'll hep. 726 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 3: Younger brother stands up and then instantly ships himself and 727 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,360 Speaker 3: then me laughing at the intimself shoot myself as well. 728 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,280 Speaker 2: But it wasn't or just laughs. 729 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 12: There's also a very touching moment where Will finally opened 730 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 12: up about his need for control. 731 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 2: Why is that great Christian? It actually is something that 732 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 2: has really bothered me two thousand years later, and yeah, 733 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 2: that's why they get angry and stuff. Well, thank you 734 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 2: for sharing that. 735 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,239 Speaker 12: So to start the healing process, what do you kick 736 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 12: me out of the studio so I could practice being 737 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 12: out of control and brought in Junian produce around the least. 738 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 13: Woody. 739 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 2: So I'm twenty one, twenty one, yes, living in. 740 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 5: The beautiful country of Australia, are you? 741 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 2: And that's all going well until the touched my slice. 742 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 12: Never ever, heyday of Will's food. 743 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 2: He was looking forward to that all day. He's gonna 744 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 2: be angry. Okay, he's here, he's here. I get her 745 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 2: into witness protection. 746 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 1: Miss King, what are you doing again? Keep up? Iheard 747 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,120 Speaker 1: radio or wherever you get your podcasts.