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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Connel Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear about your house rules. This might

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Speaker 2: be a house rule you have right now. You might

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Speaker 2: be one of those people that.

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Speaker 3: No drinks by the couch.

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Speaker 2: No, not after that incident, no drinks by the couch.

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Speaker 2: There might be a house rule now, or might be

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Speaker 2: a house rule mom and dad have for you when

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Speaker 2: you were growing up. I want to hear all about

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Speaker 2: your house rules and also spillages. Wife and I went

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Speaker 2: away for the weekend and just got a late minute

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Speaker 2: deal on Airbnb in Marysville. And it was a lovely

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Speaker 2: little cottage. Right we've got there, and it looked like

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Speaker 2: you sort of mum and Dad's place. It was immaculate,

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Speaker 2: the carpets spotless, the couch looked brand new, nest of occasionals.

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Speaker 2: Everything been polished to a high degree. You know when

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Speaker 2: you're nervous straight and well, oh, can't break anything. These

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Speaker 2: people love this place. Okay, fast forward too that night

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Speaker 2: for my wife and I glass of wine each and

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Speaker 2: I go and we'll watch TV.

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Speaker 3: And I go. I'll turn the lights off to make

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Speaker 3: it nice and code just turn the lights. We're not teenagers.

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Speaker 2: I'm fumbling in our age. Now that kind of savagery

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Speaker 2: is over, Patsy, we're watching Vikings Valhalla. Oh no, yes,

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm stood up pouring the wine because then

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Speaker 2: I'm an English gentleman. Turn the light out. I now

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Speaker 2: can't see it's so dark, right, I don't know where

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Speaker 2: I'm going, but I do know there are two There's

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Speaker 2: an open bottle of wine and two active wine glasses.

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Speaker 2: Sarah goes, turn the light on, Chris, and I go.

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Speaker 2: I lunge forward, and you know what you already know.

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Speaker 2: You just know, don't you, Even though it's too late,

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Speaker 2: I go forward. You I hear this nudge and that

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Speaker 2: rocking sensation, and I know in the dark that's the

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Speaker 2: wine glass.

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Speaker 3: Sarah goes the wine. The light goes on.

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Speaker 2: As you see my fall, right, the wine glass take

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Speaker 2: out the arm of the couch. Then it hits as

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Speaker 2: it's then going down, it mass to suspash the curtain,

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Speaker 2: and then it empties what's remaining of it onto the floor.

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Speaker 2: There are now three red wine vivid spash zones. It's

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Speaker 2: like a deck start sort of crime scene in there.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know what we're gonna have to pay

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Speaker 2: for damages this week for an hour, we're like trying

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Speaker 2: to scrub it all up.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's my spillager story.

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Speaker 2: Kaitlyn, producer on the show, has got some amazing house rules, Kaitlyn,

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Speaker 2: please share them.

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Speaker 4: So the first one is, I am not allowed water

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Speaker 4: droplets on the floor of the kitchen and if they.

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Speaker 2: Do hit and you're amaxim and security facility, we get

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Speaker 2: you for day release.

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Speaker 3: Allowed will dry and droplets.

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Speaker 4: So water droplets if I wash my hands and go

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Speaker 4: to use the handtower to wipe it up, and this

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Speaker 3: Batho or kitchen, where is this?

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Speaker 4: This is in the kitchen or anywhere in the house.

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Speaker 4: In fact, this is my partner who is an absolute

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Speaker 4: freak when it comes to cleaning the house.

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Speaker 3: That's hardcore, it's wild.

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Speaker 4: And I had a conversation with her the other night

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Speaker 4: and I just said, look, this is ridiculous water.

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Speaker 2: You don't mess with Caitlin. By the way, this conversation

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Speaker 2: sounds amazed. I would have loved to been a fly

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Speaker 2: on the wall talking about flies.

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Speaker 4: Another thing, if a fly gets in the house, we

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Speaker 2: We can't do anything, seriously, honestly, Yeah, once on our honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: A fly got in the room and that was it

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Speaker 2: for the night. She couldn't relax, she said that. I

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Speaker 2: think she released that flying purpose.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about house rules.

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Speaker 2: This might have been imposed when you were younger my

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Speaker 2: mom and dad, or there might be your house rules

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Speaker 2: right now and your stories of spinaches. Christian, we were

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Speaker 2: not allowed to talk at the tea table if the

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Speaker 2: news was on. My sister and I would always get

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Speaker 2: the giggles due to the overly tense atmosphere. Yeah, overly

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Speaker 2: tense atmosphere. One of the greatest feelings in the world

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Speaker 2: is an overly tense atmosphere. And trying to suppress giggles.

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Speaker 2: You can't help itself, can you? And you're panicking. Figured,

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Speaker 2: the very worst thing I could do right now is

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Speaker 2: actually have a giggle or laugh, even as I'm figure

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Speaker 2: right now starting get the giggles, Sarah, thank.

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Speaker 3: You very much for that. Christian.

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Speaker 2: We weren't we weren't allowed to laugh at the dinner table.

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Speaker 3: Where are you growing up? Christian?

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Speaker 2: You can never have you could only ever have two biscuits,

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Speaker 2: never three. You'd always used to have to say, please

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Speaker 2: might have two biscuits.

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Speaker 3: Who are these people's monstrous parents?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 3: I have two biscuits, daddy, Christian.

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Speaker 2: The biggest house rule was every single time at dinner time,

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Speaker 2: they're all around dinner time. I had to eat everything

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Speaker 2: on the plate before the hot chips. You had to

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Speaker 3: I'm terrible.

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Speaker 2: I always start, my wife goes.

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Speaker 3: You used to set a good example of the kids.

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Speaker 3: Start with the greens. I leave those as the tree afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Always like a pudding. All right, so let's go to line.

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Speaker 2: It's nine four one four one o four three. Your

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Speaker 2: house rules and stories of spinages this morning, Jamie.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 3: All right, house rules, Jamie? What is it?

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Speaker 6: House rules? Is a musking model? Is shoes off?

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Speaker 2: This is a big thing in houses, isn't it? You

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Speaker 2: can literally every household is to find where you are

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Speaker 2: on that argument, whether you believe in shoes have to

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Speaker 2: be taken off when you enter a house. I always

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Speaker 2: ask every home I go into.

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Speaker 3: I think it's your right.

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Speaker 2: You should always say what do you want to do

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Speaker 2: about shoes? And you can always town. Within a couple,

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Speaker 2: there's either someone who is the upholder or the like,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about it. They don't want to be seen

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Speaker 2: to be a bit square and go Could you take

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Speaker 2: your shoes off please? They get their wife to do it.

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Speaker 2: So which one are you, Jamie? You miss the shoes off?

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Speaker 6: I missed the shoes off. So if you come to

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Speaker 6: the front door, I'll kick you out through the four

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Speaker 3: You like the old bowling area, have you got can

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Speaker 3: I have a ten for these?

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Speaker 2: You should put having a load of slippers there and

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Speaker 2: can just swap them over.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So I scope you out through the front poor

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Speaker 6: open the garage door. You come into the garage, tak

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Speaker 2: You've got the space station, some sort of chamber, some

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Speaker 2: sort of anty chamber, a decompression chamber for your shoes.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So you get your slippers when you come in.

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Speaker 6: So you come inside obviously, take your shoes off. You

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Speaker 6: get your own personal slippers. You come inside, and then

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Speaker 6: if you need to go outside, you take indoor slippers off,

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Speaker 6: and then I've got a shoe rack for the outdoor

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is so if I came to your house,

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Speaker 2: you'd give me a pair of slippers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you got a pair of slippers. I got a

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Speaker 6: couple of different sizes. You got indoor ones. And then

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Speaker 6: if you go outside, I.

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Speaker 2: Find that I find that a bit revolting. I don't

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Speaker 2: put my feet in where one of your mates. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what kind of hide you might have athletes

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Speaker 2: for something like that going on. I put my tender

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Speaker 2: feet in your mates in your third hand slippers, Jamie.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no, there's no bare feet in my slippers.

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Speaker 6: So if you haven't got tots and old eploye socks.

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Speaker 3: As well, I like footknocker. They've always got those those old,

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Speaker 3: dirty old socks. They're really way for thin, haven't they.

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Speaker 3: You can try on with trainers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's all I'm And.

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Speaker 2: How about the outside slippers then, so there's a there's

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Speaker 2: even a sort of rule about going outside.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, So the outside slippers are just the outside

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Speaker 6: ones and cover a couple of knives, and mad at

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Speaker 6: that to my wife. So yeah, they're in the weather

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Speaker 6: and they're not protected.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, gotcha, Jamie. This is brilliant. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Cool buddy, thanks for sharing.

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Speaker 6: Oh as you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: I want to go around now to try the system out,

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Speaker 2: does anyone Jess?

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Speaker 3: Good morning?

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Speaker 7: Good morning, guys. How are you all?

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Speaker 3: We're good. So, Jess, you've got a story about spinaches.

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Speaker 7: No, not about spinaches, but about rules at the.

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Speaker 3: House, all right, gotcha?

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Speaker 7: So actually I've got two. So, first of all, it's

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Speaker 7: my rule if we cook and food splatters or oil splatters,

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Speaker 7: behind it with a paper towel and spray bottled.

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Speaker 3: If you leave it half.

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Speaker 7: An hour, it just does my head in.

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Speaker 3: My wife's the same, I am, mister.

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Speaker 2: I do it later when it's all dried, and it's

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Speaker 2: virtually impossible to get if you need like a chiese exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's other worst where there's like dried pasta and like

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Speaker 2: and you cannot you can't just put water on there

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Speaker 2: to tab it. It's dried in permanently, isn't it. If

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Speaker 2: you don't clear up immediately, it tries really quickly.

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Speaker 7: That's right, Hey, I've got another one for you guys. Also,

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Speaker 7: my other rule is water droplets on the shower. If

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Speaker 7: we have a shower, we have the squeegeye after to

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Speaker 7: make sure we don't get any of the scum sitting

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Speaker 7: on there and water droplets dried up.

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Speaker 2: So if you've got like a windscreen wiper sort of

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Speaker 2: thing in there, one of those squeegy things in the.

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Speaker 7: Shower, I've actually got two squeeges, one for the floor

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Speaker 7: for the tiles and one for the shower screen.

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Speaker 2: That's hardcore, that is, I mean there are serial killers

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Speaker 2: that don't clean up after them like that is.

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Speaker 8: Foughtless.

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Speaker 2: Your shower, you soaking getting out of the shower and

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Speaker 2: unite squeezing the floor and the size. It's an intense

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Speaker 2: workout for your cours, like pilates in the shower just

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Speaker 2: around at yours and that's.

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Speaker 7: When you don't want anyone to walk in on you

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Speaker 7: when you're beinging.

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Speaker 1: Over the Christian O'Connell show podcast, All right, we're taking

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Speaker 1: your calls either about spinachers or your house rules.

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Speaker 2: Just thinking to our call. We had a couple of

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Speaker 2: minutes ago from Jamie who you go? You go into

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Speaker 2: Jamie's house via the garage. The garage opens up, he

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Speaker 2: spies you the fly sheet. You go into the garage

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Speaker 2: to take your shoes off. He gives you slippers he's

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Speaker 2: got various sizes, and then you go in the houses.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember another story out about that. My boss,

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Speaker 2: a lot of other radio bosses about ten years ago,

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Speaker 2: got flown from London to Paisley Park to Prince's place

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Speaker 2: right where he was not just going to play back

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Speaker 2: his album, he was going to play it live because

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Speaker 2: he had like an actual kind of theater in his own.

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Speaker 2: I remember saying, it's my boss, why are you going?

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't I think that's the thing that I should go.

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Speaker 2: And it's like it's vital you remain on air, you know,

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Speaker 2: I think his vice and I got a Paisley Were

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Speaker 2: you not even that big a Prince fan?

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Speaker 3: He got his house and he's going to go into

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Speaker 3: a cider and play Why can't I?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Prince, you want me surpised to know? This is

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Speaker 2: a very was a very neat freak he had. There

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Speaker 2: were brand new slippers there that you were given like

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Speaker 2: a bowling sort of arcade where you handed his shoes

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Speaker 2: over what size you were and you were giving. You

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Speaker 2: go to hotel, you open up the brand. They were

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Speaker 2: like those brand new seal Sialk slippers, stuff like that. Oh,

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Speaker 2: let's go to William. He's got a story about spillages, William.

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Speaker 8: Yes, go and go.

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Speaker 2: We're good William. So this happened at work, this story

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Speaker 2: of a spillage.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, six years ago I worked in a textile factory

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Speaker 8: and the qurefied but inexperienced forkliff driver and I was

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Speaker 8: two hundred liters each of paint.

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Speaker 2: You can see this? What do you have that moment

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Speaker 2: you said, qualify but inexperience. What a beautiful combination?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely so. Basically I was pulling the pellet off the

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Speaker 8: rack and one of the drums hadn't been put on

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Speaker 8: the wreck properly. It hit the side of the stillage

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Speaker 8: frame and two hundred liters of painter's just gone everywhere.

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Speaker 3: And there aren't any tea towels big enough are there

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Speaker 3: to mop up?

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Speaker 2: What two hundred liters of paint that is not exactly

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Speaker 2: easily absorbed?

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Speaker 8: Is it not at all? Mate?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 8: And so it took three guys including me because I

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Speaker 8: was the one who drives the Forcliff in the first place.

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Speaker 8: Three hours to clean it up.

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Speaker 3: How do you clean up two hundred liters of paint?

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Speaker 3: What do you do?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 8: We well, obviously being a textile factor of wears rags

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Speaker 8: at times, but I.

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Speaker 2: Think the curtains.

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Speaker 3: Those are the materials, they're not rags. Did you leave

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Speaker 3: this job that day? It still don't work there anymore, William,

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Speaker 3: did you know?

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Speaker 8: Definitely not, William. That's one of the things that sort

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Speaker 8: of calls me to leave.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, choice, all right, William, Thank you very much for

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Speaker 3: core mate. Take care.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: David.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 6: How are you.

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Speaker 3: I am excited to speak to you.

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Speaker 2: I think I've met a fellow dishwasher overlord.

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Speaker 7: We are.

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Speaker 5: We have a very specific way of loading and unloading

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Speaker 5: a dishwasher, and the unloading.

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Speaker 6: Parts the good part about it.

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Speaker 5: But loading it up, we have to put all our

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Speaker 5: cutlery in the words particular positions so they're all separated

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Speaker 5: so we can pick him up for easy pick up.

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Speaker 2: I'm the same, right, don't have many rules, but I'm

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Speaker 2: the same. So David, just so I get it that

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Speaker 2: you do the same as me. So all the knives

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Speaker 2: when you put them in there go in like the

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Speaker 2: knife session. They're together, the forks, the spoons that for

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Speaker 2: when they're dry.

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Speaker 3: It's easy. You clutch all the knives straight. The NiFe rule.

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Speaker 3: Mister spoons, come with me, missus fawkes, come with me.

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Speaker 3: It's easier. It's too short to know. It's not put

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Speaker 3: in the cutlery in any way. All you're doing is

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Speaker 3: moving your hand around. One little game. At the end

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Speaker 3: where you're dishwasher.

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Speaker 2: You're giving future dishwasher you a gift from the past.

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Speaker 5: You're saving you're saving yourself time as well. That's the

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Speaker 5: whole thing about it.

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Speaker 3: Life is too short, so don't waste in a chaos.

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Speaker 6: Five seconds this big deal.

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Speaker 3: You do it every day. That's a minute every week.

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Speaker 3: A minute every week.

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Speaker 2: I can be making sweet love to my wife.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you want to do with your extra minute week,

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Speaker 3: can I do with that? In case over

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