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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yes, now hit us with the big news.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing news.

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Speaker 4: A new male contraceptive has been created. It's about bloody time,

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Speaker 4: because it's not fair that this is just lumped on

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Speaker 4: the women of the world to be dealing with a contraception.

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Speaker 2: But what about a condom?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, a condom's good. A condom's good.

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Speaker 4: But a condom only works apparently ninety nine point two

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Speaker 4: percent of the time. I've made that statistic up, but

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Speaker 4: apparently there can be some leaks. This one is more

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Speaker 4: like a you know, it's one hundred percent strike right wow,

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Speaker 4: But it's it's just an interesting concept. Well effectively, will

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Speaker 4: it involves.

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Speaker 3: Putting your testicles in a bath. I was taking an affair.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm really I am going to try as

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Speaker 4: that as I can to stay serious here.

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Speaker 3: But it's a ball bath. It's a bull barth.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean it's a ball It's a bathlunk

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Speaker 4: device that warms the testicles.

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Speaker 2: So like, but hang on, just can I just just

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Speaker 2: much his wind it back a set? How like when

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Speaker 2: you say a ball barth, is it akin to a

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Speaker 2: bird bath?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is it like a bird bath in size.

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Speaker 4: Now a bit smaller, like it would snugly fit a

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Speaker 4: pair of testicles, okay, And effectively it's like a sock

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Speaker 4: but a bath. Yeah, like a sock bath. And effectively

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Speaker 4: you would you'd place your testicles in.

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Speaker 2: The romantic excuse me while I wash my seed.

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Speaker 4: So you put it in this bath and then the

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Speaker 4: water is warm, so that's nice, and it's warm on

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Speaker 4: your warm you put the kettle on and then yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think so. It operates from your phone. So your

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Speaker 4: phone obviously it's blue. It's blue toothed to your blue balls.

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Speaker 2: And you we are having too much funny right now,

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Speaker 2: and we're getting in trouble the people that are not

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Speaker 2: pointing at us, and there my boys, come on.

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Speaker 3: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 4: So so once the testicles are inside the bath, yeah, the

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Speaker 4: balls are ultrasounded, so effectively they're zapped, which reduces sperm mobility. So,

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Speaker 4: for want of a better word, freezes the sperm. Effectively

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Speaker 4: freeze the sperm. Yeah, I don't think freezing was the

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Speaker 4: right term, to be honest, but it reduces sperm mobility.

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Speaker 3: After you ultrasound, okay, and then that means that you.

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Speaker 2: Sliwn them down so you eventually just like tranquilize them.

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Speaker 4: All tranquilized them and it works for about two months.

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Speaker 4: So after a bathing of the balls for two months,

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Speaker 4: you will not be impregnant and everyone which it.

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Speaker 2: Is just extraord So it's not a nightly no no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no, as I was imagining. You know, for those

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Speaker 2: people that were gaming, good on them as well, Like

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Speaker 2: it's good to see blokes taking control of contraception. It

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Speaker 2: would have been a hurdle in the model, if you know,

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Speaker 2: rather than slipping out of love glove, you slip out

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Speaker 2: a ball buff was sorry every time.

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Speaker 5: Thing baby.

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Speaker 2: To try for something else. Excuse me while I put

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Speaker 2: the kettle on and fill my ball bar. Dunk of

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Speaker 2: the boys, No, like refreshment terrifying for the sperm though, like.

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Speaker 3: Well it's all good though for the sperm.

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Speaker 2: So after two months, so they just get that's like

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Speaker 2: they're in hibernation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so two months they're not working and then after

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Speaker 4: two months they're defrosish a bit like Han Solo and

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Speaker 4: Star Wars, and you're back to action.

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Speaker 2: I don't but but so so, but we do know

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Speaker 2: for sure that it's not harmful to the sperm.

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Speaker 4: Look, I haven't seen the statistics, but they've been tested

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Speaker 4: on animals. I don't know which animal was signing up

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Speaker 4: for that one, but it's worked and they're going to

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Speaker 4: progress to testing.

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Speaker 2: On that would have been all right, yeah, well, but

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Speaker 2: it still is. We're not one hundred percent okay though,

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Speaker 2: just because as I'm saying that is that people are

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Speaker 2: genuinely considering it.

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Speaker 4: Test on animals, they still need to test on humans.

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Speaker 4: So more more to be developed here. But the question

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Speaker 4: for me is for the women out there, would you

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Speaker 4: trust a bloke with the responsibility to be bi monthly

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Speaker 4: bathing his balls for contraception? And quite not quite seriously,

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Speaker 4: would you would you go like, Okay, now you've said

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Speaker 4: that you've bathed, I trust you that you've you've had

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Speaker 4: the contraception.

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Speaker 3: Would you trust a blow.

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Speaker 2: Because I because I suppose the good thing about the

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Speaker 2: condom is like you know you can see it, yes,

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Speaker 2: you know, you see you can feel it.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't you know.

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Speaker 2: I know you were laughing at me before, but you'd

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Speaker 2: almost want them to to bathe their balls, you know

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Speaker 2: on a night on a night to night back, like

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Speaker 2: you know, if you're having a one night stand prove it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: For bloke was like, yeah, I bathed my balls, yeah

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Speaker 2: a month ago now, so I've still got a month

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Speaker 2: to go. The photo evidence they're still nuked and still

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Speaker 2: most of them are still passed out down there.

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Speaker 5: I photo holding a newspaper like a ransom video. That

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Speaker 5: was the date a month ago.

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Speaker 2: Evidence anyway, again, but the question though this is.

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Speaker 3: This is for the women out there.

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Speaker 4: Our number is thirteen one oh six five. And I

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Speaker 4: know I've been a bit silly, but at the end

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Speaker 4: of the day, if this thing does come into play,

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Speaker 4: would you trust a bloke if he said to you,

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Speaker 4: I have done the contraception, yeah, wow, and know that

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Speaker 4: it was his responsibility and you will good. So if

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Speaker 4: people having one night stands out there, yeah, or even

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Speaker 4: if you're in a relationship, would you trust the blog

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Speaker 4: if he was the one in control of contraception?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number, high.

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Speaker 2: Skill and what he give us talking ball baths and

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Speaker 2: men in charge of contraception? Do I reckon? There's this

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Speaker 2: brand new contraception which apparently is going to be just

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Speaker 2: something that a guy has to do every two months,

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Speaker 2: a little ball bathath.

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Speaker 3: I was taking anom bear bath like device.

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Speaker 4: Put your testicles in the bath, the testical tub there,

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Speaker 4: and you get zapped with like an ultrasound zapping yep,

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Speaker 4: and that reduces sperm mobility. Yeah, which means that, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a contraceptive for a couple of months.

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Speaker 3: But yeah.

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Speaker 4: The big question we're asking Will is would you trust

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Speaker 4: a bloke with that responsibility of a bi monthly ball dunking.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Hailey here on thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 4: y five. Hailey, would you trust a bloke with that responsibility?

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Speaker 1: Look, I think I think so You've got to give

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Speaker 1: them the benefit of the doubt, so I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: So are you are you saying you trust your partner?

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Speaker 3: What if you're what if you're in like a one

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Speaker 3: night stand, I'd still trust them?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Would you would you require like a what it

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Speaker 2: was suggesting before, a bit of a photo evidence of

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Speaker 2: them holding up a newspaper when they dunked their balls.

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Speaker 1: Or I wouldn't prefer No, I wouldn't prefer photo evidence.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, one wants to say that photo that's kind

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Speaker 5: of taken that Tagan.

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Speaker 3: Would you trust a bloke with the responsibility of contraception.

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Speaker 1: No, ninety percent of the time. They don't trust females

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Speaker 1: with the pill.

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Speaker 3: Of that as well, isn't there Yeah, I say you're

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Speaker 3: a single tagan.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I've actually been trying to conceive for quite

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Speaker 1: a long time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, right, okay, But at the end of the day,

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Speaker 4: if you were trying, you'd trust the blog to be

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Speaker 4: going for the bimonthly.

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Speaker 1: But definitely not. But I also question the effectiveness on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: effects female contraceptions, yes, yeah, so daring more things effects,

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Speaker 1: It's very true.

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Speaker 4: And just to let you know with this one, it's

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Speaker 4: been trailed on animals, but human testing is still to.

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Speaker 2: Come and takings right as well. It's a long term

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Speaker 2: effect that we don't know about.

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Speaker 4: It can't be good to be more effectively reducing sperm mobility.

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Speaker 2: Every heavily invasive thing, and you know, just its effects

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Speaker 2: on fertility is yeah, a bit of a scary thing

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Speaker 2: to think about, now, woulds Just in terms of trusting guys, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I've got somebody's called up your partner, Mimi who's given

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Speaker 2: us a mim. Hey, guys, thanks for joining the show.

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Speaker 2: You sober?

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Speaker 3: Yeah today they belong though.

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Speaker 2: Now we're talking about this male contraception for bloke obviously,

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Speaker 2: for blokes to be in charge of this ball bar,

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Speaker 2: the two monthly procedure that they're allowed to do with

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Speaker 2: this new technology. Question for you, Yeah, would you trust

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Speaker 2: Woody with it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think everyone knows who answer that. I mean,

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Speaker 3: he had to get an IBS test and they said

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Speaker 3: you can do it from home, and he said, I

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Speaker 3: want to come in and do it, and they said, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you do it from home.

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Speaker 1: He said, no, please let me come in and do

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Speaker 1: it all.

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Speaker 5: Stuff it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very truest.

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Speaker 2: That's a strong, a strong case you've got over.

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Speaker 5: There, Woody.

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Speaker 4: No, No, there is a good president there. I'm the

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Speaker 4: only person to go in and do the IBS test

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Speaker 4: in the studio.

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Speaker 3: I wanted a studio. I wanted a doctor.

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Speaker 2: Are you guys can I ask? I mean, are you

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Speaker 2: currently mim you'ring you're in control of contraception for you guys?

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Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm feeling it so far, so nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's dominating. She's dominating. I'm pretty sure. I don't

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Speaker 3: really check, but we've got we hear more of the

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Speaker 3: boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to