WEBVTT - MINI: Laura's kids react to watching Matty J in the Jungle

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<v Speaker 1>Now you guys might be aware that I'm a celeb

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<v Speaker 1>has started. It's on Channel ten. Last year, Britt, you

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<v Speaker 1>were in the Jungles sacrificial lamb eating pigs, titties, literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken intestine, stink bugs, stink cake, you name it. I

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<v Speaker 2>ate it and I projectile vomited it.

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<v Speaker 1>Back up, Did you actually vomit?

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<v Speaker 2>It was the stink bug. Mentally, I was eating this,

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<v Speaker 2>but physically my body wouldn't keep it. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm strong enough mentally to do it. Why can't I

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<v Speaker 2>keep it down? And they were like, well, it's impossible.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, stink bugs. Defense mechanism is that if

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<v Speaker 2>something tries to eat it, it smells and tastes so

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<v Speaker 2>bad that animal will vomit it up so it has

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<v Speaker 2>a chance of surviving. And so I'm the animal. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to consume it and I was making puke. Physically.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have said, I will give you a million

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<v Speaker 2>dollars to keep that down, and you can't, Like it's involuntary,

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<v Speaker 2>don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't learn anything here at the pickup. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that fun stink bug facts great facts. Well, another

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<v Speaker 1>fact is is that this year is also a big

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a celeb and that's because my husband is in

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<v Speaker 1>the jungle. So Maddie Jay entered the jungle last night

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a viewing party at our house. Like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone from radio was there, some of his friends were there,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're like quite a good little crew together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got some pizzas.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids got to stay up, and they were so

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<v Speaker 1>excited to see Daddy on the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't quite go to plant.

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<v Speaker 1>I was an absolute shocking disaster, which I should have known,

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<v Speaker 1>so I hadn't really thought about it. I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>they would be excited to see Dad, and I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that there might be a couple of scary bits, but

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<v Speaker 1>I completely underestimated just how scary they would find. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a celebrity, which I'm pretty sure is g rated. But

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<v Speaker 1>they were horrified and petrified and to the point where

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<v Speaker 1>it had only just started, and it showed like some

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<v Speaker 1>of the kind of snippets of what's coming up and

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<v Speaker 1>some of the challenges that they had to do.

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<v Speaker 2>And like spiders, snakes and dropping and screaming and like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and like there's suspenseful music playing, like it really

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<v Speaker 1>builds that kind of drama around.

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<v Speaker 2>It basically like a thriller.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Marley, who's five years old, was hashysterical, yeah, hysterical, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she kept saying, I just don't want daddy to

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<v Speaker 1>be scared.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm laughing now. I'm not laughing at Marley. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at the fact that Lola, the three year old,

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, could not care if dad's jumping off

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<v Speaker 2>a cliff, if you eating by.

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<v Speaker 1>Lion, She's like, maybe Dad'll get eaten, he'll never come home.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's just you and me forever, Mummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't that be nice? I mean I tried. I pulled

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<v Speaker 2>Marley aside and I went all the way back through

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<v Speaker 2>my Instagram to find like a fun video from my

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<v Speaker 2>experience to show her that, you know, you can laugh

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. And it was just one where I got

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<v Speaker 2>slimed in the face, and so I was showing her.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, look, how funn it is. Everyone's laughing

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<v Speaker 2>and you just get slimed, like it's so funny. And

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<v Speaker 2>she looked at it and started crying it because she

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<v Speaker 2>was like the slime on him. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I've realized with with Maley though, is that

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<v Speaker 1>you can't explain away like you can't try and rationalize it.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing that did change it a little bit for

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<v Speaker 1>us was that Ash Wicks, who is Matt's podcast partner

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<v Speaker 1>on Two Doting Dads, had created a drinking game. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't recommend giving your chid a drinking game,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was kind of like daddy bingo.

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<v Speaker 2>They had baby chinos, don't worry before anyone calls anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It was daddy bingo. So there were all different things

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<v Speaker 1>on it. It was like anytime Dad makes a bad joke,

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<v Speaker 1>you put a you know, you put a star on it,

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<v Speaker 1>or anytime Dad farts on TV, you put a star

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<v Speaker 1>on it. And she was particularly entertained by the fart part.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I actually caught this on camera. Have listened to

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<v Speaker 2>her completely outing her dad.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this your man?

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<v Speaker 2>There's a sad bingo And when when he does the

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<v Speaker 2>bad things he needed to put a sticker?

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<v Speaker 1>Ons going to do that? A lot burps? Probably do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he in real Liax?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Does dad fart much?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And he already did a bad joke.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Put a star. To be fair, though, if

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's going to be known for anything, he will be

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<v Speaker 1>known as the man who farts in the jungle.

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<v Speaker 2>I know he's a farer at home, he's a farer everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>But you yeah, but it's different to say, like he's

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<v Speaker 2>comfortable fighting to his com we're fighting on national television.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really think he's going to take that stench

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<v Speaker 2>to national TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Where does everyone do it? Though you're stuck in a

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<v Speaker 1>you're stuck in a care You've got nowhere to go?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you far?

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<v Speaker 2>You still do it, but you can take your mic off,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to hold your mic down to your butt,

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<v Speaker 2>or you can go to the like you take your

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<v Speaker 2>mic off to go to the bathroom. I'm not convinced

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<v Speaker 2>it's Matt's best career move to be known as the fighter, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's the tagline he wants attached to

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<v Speaker 2>him on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>When he left, he said, I don't care if I

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<v Speaker 1>fart on national TV. So he may be known as that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have no control over what he does in there.

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<v Speaker 2>If he could be the fighter, the jungle fighter, where

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<v Speaker 2>did you go? Well, you still do it? But mine

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<v Speaker 2>are really cute, So Mina like dainty farts whereas I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like Matt's let rip.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll soon find out and tune in tonight everyone, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after the break, we're talking TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. In the last twenty four hours, they've come, they've gone,

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<v Speaker 2>they've come, they've gone, been banned, they've reinstated, but it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like they could. It would be a longer lasting

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<v Speaker 2>backlash for a bunch of influencers off the back of

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<v Speaker 2>this band. We're going to be talking about it after

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<v Speaker 2>the break.