Speaker 1: Can you not talk to me with a knife in
Speaker 1: your hand? Can you?
Speaker 2: Did your mother never tell you you'd never face a
Speaker 2: knife towards someone?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane and Moira Major How
Speaker 1: To Witch Bitch Welcome to another episode of How To
Speaker 1: Witch Bitch. Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane.
Speaker 4: Hello, darling.
Speaker 1: I know I'm well, darling. How are you. I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm good. I've got all of the followers just keep
Speaker 2: on growing, which is great. So we want to say
Speaker 2: thank you to everyone who is now following us or
Speaker 2: listening to us and everything else, So thank you very
Speaker 2: much for that.
Speaker 1: You've been a busy bee of late as.
Speaker 2: Well, lots of things going around the country which got
Speaker 2: your name on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've been doing lots of things with Spotify, which
Speaker 3: is a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: It's always about the fact that.
Speaker 3: How I actually do my playlist when I'm manifesting my
Speaker 3: spells on full moons and things like that, so.
Speaker 4: That's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: I've also been interviewed for some magazines, which is great,
Speaker 3: and we've got some news too coming up on.
Speaker 1: That we do we can't say anything as.
Speaker 3: Yet, no, but we've got some more news you might
Speaker 3: be able to see us in your favorite places.
Speaker 1: That sounded so dodgy.
Speaker 2: We are not going to We're not doing a public
Speaker 2: toilet tour of the country your favorite places.
Speaker 1: No, our favorite bottle shops. That's what we would be.
Speaker 2: We'd be ouse with a bottle of white white wine
Speaker 2: or prosecco with our faces on it.
Speaker 1: Where we'd be.
Speaker 2: That's it on TikTok, Shuffle, Butterfly, Naked Hands, Blinda a
Speaker 2: cats or Cas and mea Instagram, I am Kneld, Petrum,
Speaker 2: Misty Lee Talbot, and our very good friend, the one
Speaker 2: and only Daddy Minogue.
Speaker 1: There is a moment in your life when.
Speaker 2: You get a message from your favorite witch saying, oh,
Speaker 2: Daddy Minogue's just liked all our posts, and then you go, what.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, how did that happen?
Speaker 2: So Danny, if you are listening, we'd love to have
Speaker 2: you on the show at some stage, just because you're fabulous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you and thank you for liking and
Speaker 1: your comments as well.
Speaker 4: Do you like the stuff about our menopause.
Speaker 2: Yes, and also positive language and how we talk to
Speaker 2: it to talk to us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had comments from Ashley saying this episode may be
Speaker 2: very happy. I love fion horn which is lovely, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Also Quinn or Quinn Yep says, I
Speaker 2: have a question about using cards. Doesn't necessarily have to
Speaker 2: be oracle or tarot cards.
Speaker 4: Okay, so they're very different things.
Speaker 3: An oracle card is really just a word, so it's
Speaker 3: kind of like a word that sort of represents how
Speaker 3: your feelings.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 3: Three or four words, but it's a worded card, whereas
Speaker 3: a tarot card is just a picture card. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have any you know, explanations on it, so it's a
Speaker 3: very different type of thing.
Speaker 4: The tarot has been around for a very very long time.
Speaker 3: The oracle is interesting because we think back to you know,
Speaker 3: back in the day when you know, legions went to war,
Speaker 3: they would always consult the oracle. It was always like
Speaker 3: someone was like a priestess or things like that, and
Speaker 3: she would actually come out and see whether or not
Speaker 3: they were going to win the war or not win.
Speaker 4: The war and things like that. So yeah, she was
Speaker 4: probably drugged in most cases.
Speaker 1: Awesome, fantastic. Queen also wants to know can you make
Speaker 1: your own?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can, Yep, definitely definitely can make your own
Speaker 4: and you know what. A lot of people just use.
Speaker 3: Playing cards, just normal playing cards if they already know,
Speaker 3: like the aid of the aid of carts is going
Speaker 3: to be probably the cups cards. So it's just just yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of people do just normal playing cards that
Speaker 3: have been using taro for a very long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the old.
Speaker 2: Gypsies, old gypsies. Also Lila, who said best advice ever.
Speaker 2: We've got no idea about what you're talking about out
Speaker 2: It was a relationship advice.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I would just be happy to just take a best
Speaker 2: advice ever on anything.
Speaker 1: We have clarification.
Speaker 4: It was polishing the knob.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was the best advice ever I've
Speaker 3: ever given.
Speaker 2: The role play thing about the tycoon and the little
Speaker 2: Mistress of.
Speaker 4: Where she was a maid polishing.
Speaker 1: We're not done.
Speaker 3: Some weird, weird stuff just keeps getting weirder.
Speaker 1: We be the better.
Speaker 2: I don't feel as anything's ever going to be normal
Speaker 2: on this podcast ever.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: Also the Chaotic Matriarch, which is a great name, that name.
Speaker 2: Interested in the concept of spell drop. Every time I
Speaker 2: do a spell, I sometimes get a headache, a drop
Speaker 2: in energy, and feel a bit out of sorts afterwards.
Speaker 1: Do you experience that?
Speaker 3: So I always you've always got to be really energized
Speaker 3: to do a spell. So therefore, how do you get
Speaker 3: the energy up? So, you know, normally I'd like to
Speaker 3: go and do the traditional way and getting out in
Speaker 3: the sun and getting the natural t up, but sometimes
Speaker 3: you can't. So the best way to get energy up
Speaker 3: is to put on some you know, heavy metal music
Speaker 3: believe it or not, and jumping around the and just
Speaker 3: dance and jump and jump.
Speaker 4: Let's gets your energy up.
Speaker 3: So also remember when you're doing spells, you're channeling the
Speaker 3: universal energy. A lot of people just use their own
Speaker 3: energy and so they unfortunately become quite depleted afterwards. So
Speaker 3: you actually got to channel the energy through you, so
Speaker 3: you're not actually using your particular energy.
Speaker 1: And that's where.
Speaker 3: People get this. Yeah, but I teach people how to
Speaker 3: do that. So I just feel like, go if that
Speaker 3: is happening to you, pretend you're a pop plant. Go outside,
Speaker 3: you know, soak up the sun. When you think about
Speaker 3: a phone, If you think about the phone, if you
Speaker 3: have a phone and you don't charge it, what does
Speaker 3: it do?
Speaker 1: It does? It dies?
Speaker 3: So you need to charge it, so you are sauce
Speaker 3: you can't create and carry on unless you're charged.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: The best ways to get sunlight to get.
Speaker 4: Sunlight which is vitamin D. But it also will help you.
Speaker 3: Which is natural chi which is natural energy.
Speaker 4: That was it on the soil, Sit on the soil.
Speaker 1: Guess no, that was from Nicole.
Speaker 2: That's actually another interesting one because she's actually been spared
Speaker 2: a connection from witchcraft since she was a teen.
Speaker 1: Didn't have a very supportive family.
Speaker 3: And you'll find a lot of people do that because
Speaker 3: witchcraft gives you a control over your life. It's something
Speaker 3: you can control, whether you're manifesting, you know, a spell
Speaker 3: for a person to come into your life or to
Speaker 3: have happiness or health or whatever.
Speaker 4: It feels like you have some control. You're getting into the.
Speaker 3: Driver's seed of your life instead of being in the
Speaker 3: passengers and just being taken, you know, willy nilly wherever.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, this time of year as well is
Speaker 1: maybon okay.
Speaker 3: Which is basically autumn equinox, so it talks about the
Speaker 3: same as we have relatively similar days and nights, so
Speaker 3: it really comes in with the balance of life. It's
Speaker 3: about gratitude, about giving back, It's about you know, being
Speaker 3: thankful for you know, the things that you already have,
Speaker 3: not necessarily asking for more, but being taking time to.
Speaker 4: Think about what you have got.
Speaker 3: A lot of people are so busy trying to get
Speaker 3: more they don't actually sit down and appreciate what they've got.
Speaker 4: And this is kind of like what we're doing here.
Speaker 4: So a really good thing, I think.
Speaker 3: What a little spell for everybody to do between the
Speaker 3: twentieth and the twenty third would be to get a
Speaker 3: orange candle and just put a little circle of salt
Speaker 3: around it. Light an orange candle, and as you light
Speaker 3: an orange candle, you can take an apple.
Speaker 4: So when you're thinking about it, apple, apple.
Speaker 3: When you're thinking about an apple, what do you think
Speaker 3: about when you see apple?
Speaker 4: What do you think about with an apple?
Speaker 1: Trees?
Speaker 4: Trees, Yeah, seeds, seeds.
Speaker 1: That hurts my teeth When I'm bid into it, I'm
Speaker 1: going to go to the dentist.
Speaker 4: Yeah. What does it mean? Knowledge?
Speaker 1: Health? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, knowledge, Because isn't this why apple came up with
Speaker 3: the name of apple. Isn't this Why isn't this the
Speaker 3: forbidden fruit?
Speaker 2: If you are going back to Jesus's time, Yes, forbidden fruit.
Speaker 1: For bidden fruit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So when you take your candle.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What's the importance of the orange candle?
Speaker 4: The orange candle?
Speaker 1: Can you not talk to me with a knife in
Speaker 1: your hand? Can you did your mother?
Speaker 2: Never tell you you never face a knife towards someone.
Speaker 4: No, this is all I remember you.
Speaker 2: I know what you did to that eggplant. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: orange candle.
Speaker 3: Okay, See, the orange candle is about confidence. It's about confidence.
Speaker 3: It's about sun. It represents sun, so it's about being sun.
Speaker 3: So it's about being grateful. So what we want to
Speaker 3: do is a ring of salt. We're going to light
Speaker 3: an orange candle. We're going to sit and we're going
Speaker 3: to cut a watch your fingers.
Speaker 1: Damn it, candle.
Speaker 3: Didn't do it?
Speaker 4: Oh bugger, why didn't it do it?
Speaker 3: You didn't do what it didn't do it.
Speaker 4: When you see the the the five star, you can say,
Speaker 4: I've got a photo of it anyway. So what you
Speaker 4: do is you cut it here.
Speaker 3: And what that represents is when you see in here
Speaker 3: it actually has a pentagram with the five chambers of
Speaker 3: the seeds, which represents the spirit earth, fire, water, and air. Right,
Speaker 3: So with that, what this means is if this is
Speaker 3: the forbidden fruit, and fruit has geometry in it. All
Speaker 3: fruits have geometry in it if you look at it,
Speaker 3: different types of geometry. So like a pineapple actually is
Speaker 3: very similar. Like if you have drink a lot of pineapple, pineapple,
Speaker 3: taking pineapple is really really good for your sixth cents,
Speaker 3: And it actually does look like the part of the
Speaker 3: brain that actually has the penal land pineal land, which
Speaker 3: is like pineapple. Right, So this is the same sort
Speaker 3: of thing. If this is meant to be the knowledge
Speaker 3: in the forbidden fruit, why is there a pentacle in
Speaker 3: the middle of it?
Speaker 2: Forbidden not forbidden for eating, but forbidden.
Speaker 3: Well, because it was always had the knowledge because when
Speaker 3: we ate the By the way, how come Adam's got
Speaker 3: an Adam's apple, Why don't we have it with.
Speaker 1: A that's from your crap story book?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, but what I'm saying is it has that
Speaker 3: has that in it. So what we do is we
Speaker 3: take one piece. We then write on a piece of
Speaker 3: paper all the things that we're grateful for. We then
Speaker 3: put another slid in here. You put that in there,
Speaker 3: you wrap that up with the salt, and the end
Speaker 3: of the candle you bury it, and the other half
Speaker 3: you eat and you're grateful. Yeah, So it's just something
Speaker 3: you can do on Maybourne to give back, and it's
Speaker 3: also replanting the seeds, so it's almost like when you're
Speaker 3: eating something, you're you're reincarnating it. So that again we
Speaker 3: go back to what we were talking about on the
Speaker 3: last one about the lady with her offerings, Yes, wanting
Speaker 3: to bring it back. So it's just something that's really
Speaker 3: simple that just takes you to that timeframe. But if
Speaker 3: you do cut it horizontally, not this apple, but an apple,
Speaker 3: and we will show you.
Speaker 4: It does actually have a better Why are you all
Speaker 4: my shit?
Speaker 1: Always do? If I do it? That is basically our vibe.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about things and then they don't work.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I think it's from that time that says
Speaker 3: if anyone ever had anything that backfires, Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: The time we are backfires. So that's what we are.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'd actually like people to do that and take
Speaker 3: a photo please and send it in so yeah, when
Speaker 3: they show that, but also even if they do the
Speaker 3: little spell and maybe take a photo while you're doing it,
Speaker 3: while you're burning it down, you don't have to take
Speaker 3: one of your of your face or anyth just doing
Speaker 3: that and just you know, sit for a minute. It's
Speaker 3: a few minutes of silence of what you're really grateful for.
Speaker 3: And that's maybe what Maybourne is is being very grateful.
Speaker 3: We're about to go into the winter months, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, We're going and so again when I
Speaker 3: was obviously I've spoken about it before, we'd save the
Speaker 3: seeds and all for harvest for next time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I just think it's something simple.
Speaker 1: I really like the idea of it. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I think that's something that something you said earlier which
Speaker 2: made a lot of sense, which is amazing coming from No, Like.
Speaker 4: I've been doubting more and more dighted.
Speaker 1: It's doing. It's finally rubbing off on you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm morphing into you a bit, and you're moreph
Speaker 3: a me.
Speaker 2: So what I really liked before he said is that
Speaker 2: we are always searching for more, that we're not grateful
Speaker 2: with what we have, right, And that's something that's also
Speaker 2: the way in which that we talk to ourselves as well.
Speaker 2: We're not saying, hey, I'm happy with how I am.
Speaker 2: Now I want, but it's always I want, I want,
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 3: So when we were taught that to be successful in life,
Speaker 3: you have to have more, you have to have everything.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I remember John Lennon got into
Speaker 3: trouble when he was at school because he said when
Speaker 3: the teacher said what do you want out of life?
Speaker 3: And he said to be happy? And that was definitely
Speaker 3: not what That wasn't the right answer. That was not
Speaker 3: the right answer. So you know, he got into trouble
Speaker 3: with that. So technically that is the right answer. The
Speaker 3: right answer is to be happy. So it means that
Speaker 3: if you are doing whatever career you're doing, make sure
Speaker 3: you love it so then it's never going to feel
Speaker 3: like work.
Speaker 1: Again, exactly.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Practicing gratitude, I.
Speaker 4: Think gratitude and that's what we do in Maybourne.
Speaker 1: And we are very grateful to you for listening, so
Speaker 1: thank you. We are. We're very grateful. I'm grateful for
Speaker 1: your friendship.
Speaker 3: I'm grateful for your friendship, for prosecco, and I am
Speaker 3: grateful for sugar free wine, bone dry savignon blanc.
Speaker 4: And I'm also happy and very grateful for Ben.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do have a third member of this show
Speaker 2: called Ben. He's twenty seven hundred feet tall, he's a
Speaker 2: very he's like he's like a quiet gentle soul, isn't
Speaker 2: he He's the bro. He is the he's the he's
Speaker 2: actually yeah, he's the man. And he's still crossing his
Speaker 2: leg after we HETX the penis right.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to do the stars?
Speaker 4: I am. Let's check the stars.
Speaker 3: And so this week we know that it's mayburn, so
Speaker 3: we're moving into the autumn equinots, so aries this week
Speaker 3: with maybone in five, you to pause and recognize how
Speaker 3: far you've come. Aris energy usually moves fast, but the
Speaker 3: harvest season asks you to reflect on the results of
Speaker 3: your courage and your effort. Celebrate your wins, give thanks
Speaker 3: for lessons learned, and consider where your fire should be
Speaker 3: directed next. As this year turns inwards for you, Taurus
Speaker 3: Maburn resonates deeply with your earthly nature. This week is
Speaker 3: perfect for savoring the harvests, good food, good wine, beautiful surroundings,
Speaker 3: and meaningful connections. Take time to ground yourself and appreciate
Speaker 3: the abundance already in your life. Gratitude, rituals, cooking, or
Speaker 3: just taking some time to walk in nature. Feel aligned
Speaker 3: with the Earth.
Speaker 4: Gemini.
Speaker 3: During this week, your voice becomes a tool for sharing
Speaker 3: wisdom and gratitude. Conversations may bring clarity about what you've
Speaker 3: grown through this year. Journaling, storytelling, or heartbeat discussions can
Speaker 3: help you process your experiences and carry your insights into
Speaker 3: the com season. Cancer Maybond highlights the importance of home
Speaker 3: and emotional nourishment. This week may draw you closer to
Speaker 3: loved ones or inspire you to create confiding rituals in
Speaker 3: your space. Honor the harvest by nurturing yourself and others,
Speaker 3: sharing meals, memories, and gratitude for the bonds that you
Speaker 3: want to sustain.
Speaker 4: Leo.
Speaker 3: This Maybon Week invites you to celebrate the light you've
Speaker 3: shared with the world. Reflect on how you generously, creatively
Speaker 3: and warmly help others and you help them flourish.
Speaker 4: As the days grow.
Speaker 3: Shorter, remember that your inner sun continues to shine. Celebrate
Speaker 3: your achievements while preparing for a more reflective season, Virgo.
Speaker 3: As harvest season and reaches its peak, you may feel
Speaker 3: especially in line with the rhythm of the earth. So
Speaker 3: Maybond Week encourages you to take pride in your work
Speaker 3: you've done throughout the growth and you're cultivated.
Speaker 4: It's always reminding us to.
Speaker 3: Rest and appreciate the results of your efforts rather than
Speaker 3: always striving for your next task. Libra, Maybon falls during
Speaker 3: your season, making this a powerful time for you, so
Speaker 3: balance becomes your theme between work and rest, giving and
Speaker 3: receiving past and future. Reflect on where harmony is needed
Speaker 3: in your life and gently adjust the scales so that
Speaker 3: you can move into the darker months feeling centered. Scorpio,
Speaker 3: the energy of Maybon begins to stir your natural connection
Speaker 3: to transformation. This week encourages you to release what no
Speaker 3: longer serves you and honor the cycles of change. Just
Speaker 3: as the fields are cleared at harvest, make space now
Speaker 3: for you so you can prepare a deeper growth in
Speaker 3: the months ahead.
Speaker 4: Sagittarius, this week invites.
Speaker 3: You to pause your usual forward motion and look back
Speaker 3: on the journey of the year so far.
Speaker 4: What lessons have shaped you. Reflect on the.
Speaker 3: Wisdom gain through the experience, and consider how it can
Speaker 3: guide you in your next adventure. Gratitude for the path
Speaker 3: you've traveled will also illuminate the road ahead. Capricorn, thest
Speaker 3: season reminds you that patience and perseverance will bring results.
Speaker 3: During this week, take time to acknowledge the foundations you've
Speaker 3: built and the responsibilities you've carried.
Speaker 4: Reflect on what structures.
Speaker 3: Are in your life and supporting your growth right now,
Speaker 3: which you might also need to adjust before Winter Aquarius.
Speaker 3: This encourages you to think about how abundance can be shared.
Speaker 3: This week may inspire you with great ideas about community
Speaker 3: and giving collaboration or helping others benefit from your collective resources.
Speaker 3: Your visionary mind can help you turn gratitude into action
Speaker 3: that takes and uplifts a world wider circle.
Speaker 1: Pizs.
Speaker 3: This mystical atmosphere will resonate with your intuitive spirit. This
Speaker 3: week invites reflection, meditation, and connection with unseen currents of life. Dreams, symbols,
Speaker 3: or quiet moments may also reveal themselves in insights, so
Speaker 3: look at them while moving forward. Trust your intuition as
Speaker 3: always as the will begins to turn.
Speaker 4: And that's your stars for the week.
Speaker 1: What's going on? You've nailed that. You're making sense to me.
Speaker 4: You're You're I think I'm just I'm just sully rising you.
Speaker 1: You know, I think you're blooming. That's what I think
Speaker 1: you are. You think that, yeah, you're blooming.
Speaker 2: You're getting used to all of this technology stuff and
Speaker 2: podcasts and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I think you know, practical gratitude. I'm grateful that you
Speaker 1: didn't stuff that up.
Speaker 2: So that's really good because otherwise we could have been
Speaker 2: here for another five days.
Speaker 3: Well at least it would have made the episode longer,
Speaker 3: considering that's exactly what ever everyone wants, is for longer,
Speaker 3: but with our brains cannot handle that.
Speaker 4: Thank guys, you sending your one it longer, sending you
Speaker 4: on longer. It's doing her head in all right.
Speaker 2: Next week we are chatting with a tarot master, very
Speaker 2: very cool, Jennie King. Her name is all the way
Speaker 2: from the UK. She's going to talk about Taro. She's
Speaker 2: going to talk about her deck. And we didn't mention
Speaker 2: before as well about with that message from Queen about Taro.
Speaker 2: So that'll be very interesting with the cards and whatnot
Speaker 2: and yet so we look forward to chatting with her
Speaker 2: next episode. Make sure you reach our podcast. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for listening. I'm grateful for everybody who listens
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 4: Ditto, good work podcasts