Speaker 1: Is It Just Real? Hosted by a couple of mitches. Hello,
Speaker 1: are you yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 2: Smell and it's kind of fun?
Speaker 3: Just you?
Speaker 4: You feelthy unhinged bitch?
Speaker 1: Honestly, what's wrong with you? Hub and sirtual coos?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 4: Are you Cura you Kiora coming to us live from
Speaker 4: where you on a boat?
Speaker 3: You idiot?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Well, I was on a boat, but I'm currently on
Speaker 6: a Perky's floating bar on Lake Wakati. Who in Queenstown,
Speaker 6: New Zealand. Wow, So it's like a fairy that doesn't
Speaker 6: go anywhere.
Speaker 5: It's just a floating bar.
Speaker 4: Oh, like a giant pontoon.
Speaker 6: Yes, essentially, So basically I'm in New Zealand at very
Speaker 6: short notice.
Speaker 4: Now, can you explain what's going on? Because for the
Speaker 4: first time in the history of Is It just Me?
Speaker 4: Almost a five year run on the cloud awards millions
Speaker 4: of dollars in ad revenue, you, Mitchell, are taking a
Speaker 4: show off for the first time.
Speaker 5: Well, am I, because I'm here now, aren't I?
Speaker 4: Are you going to get into an argument over this?
Speaker 4: I you are here and you've made the effort, but
Speaker 4: you're not going to be here for the whole show, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so listen.
Speaker 6: I've been a podcasting bitch for quite a few years,
Speaker 6: and never in the history of my podcasting career have
Speaker 6: I taken a day off. Not Makeup of Tea, never
Speaker 6: took a day off, Schnitty Committee, never took a day off,
Speaker 6: trash Allie, never took a day off apart from that
Speaker 6: time that I quit the whole show. However, today, Mitchell,
Speaker 6: at your suggestion, you said to me, Mitchell, you're on
Speaker 6: a spontaneous holiday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take the day off.
Speaker 6: And I just couldn't help myself from popping in and saying, hey,
Speaker 6: I'm literally here to say that I'm not here.
Speaker 4: Literally, I'm such an enabler. I just thought, I felt
Speaker 4: you deserve a trip. You deserve to relax and not
Speaker 4: have to worry about the show. We're more than capable
Speaker 4: of getting a fill in host, which we have who
Speaker 4: is standing by ready to take over. So is there
Speaker 4: anything you need to get in, Mitchell, anything you want
Speaker 4: to say before you head off and sit on the
Speaker 4: non moving boat.
Speaker 6: All I want to say is that you are a
Speaker 6: little bit too excited at the thought for me being away.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 6: Because I said to you, I'm more than happy to
Speaker 6: do the show when I get back to Sydney. And
Speaker 6: then I'm more than happy to do the show from
Speaker 6: New Zealand.
Speaker 5: And you said.
Speaker 6: No, no, I insist, just don't bother. So it sounds
Speaker 6: like you want to get rid of me, and I
Speaker 6: won't stop.
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 4: I just want you to know that it's an option.
Speaker 4: And also it makes me feel as guilty about the
Speaker 4: three fill in shows that I've made you organized because
Speaker 4: I've just fucked off without a care in the world.
Speaker 5: Ah, surely we're up to seven.
Speaker 4: No, no, and we don't need to take account. We
Speaker 4: don't need to count. The time zones are all off, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: So it's almost bedtime for you now. You think you
Speaker 4: for popping in and saying Hi, I do miss you.
Speaker 4: Don't forget whenever we go on a trip, we have
Speaker 4: to bring each other back again. So I'm expecting a
Speaker 4: New Zealand tree.
Speaker 5: I've already got one. Oh, I've already got one. Oh God,
Speaker 5: you're good.
Speaker 4: Now I feel bad for reminding you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm on it, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Like all I can hear are seagulls. This is the
Speaker 4: worst place to record a podcast ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm on holiday, so sorry about that.
Speaker 4: You look gorgeous.
Speaker 5: How do I flip the camera on this shit?
Speaker 4: Let me just paint a picture. He's on a barge.
Speaker 4: I can see the beautiful mountains. Whereabouts are you?
Speaker 6: What city Queenstown, New Zealand. There's a seagull. He's the
Speaker 6: offensive seagull making all this noise.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 6: There's the mountain ranges, beautiful es. There's Lake Wakatipu. That's
Speaker 6: the gondola that I went up the other day. And
Speaker 6: then I want to that canyon swing today.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Wow, you haven't the time of your life, Mitchell.
Speaker 6: You know those swings where you sort of dangle from
Speaker 6: the air for a little bit and then with absolutely
Speaker 6: no notice, they just let you go. Wow, you catapult
Speaker 6: into the abyss. I did that today, Mitchell.
Speaker 7: Save all this.
Speaker 4: We want to hear about it next week. Don't blow
Speaker 4: you low. This is next week's conversation.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I'll just go fuck myself, man, have a
Speaker 5: good show.
Speaker 4: We love you, Mitchell, we miss you. Congratulations on your
Speaker 4: first six show. Half sick show.
Speaker 6: I'm not sick, and just so you know, and I
Speaker 6: want all of our idiots to know that this is
Speaker 6: I've got mother's guilt over this. I can't abandon our podcasts.
Speaker 6: This is a huge deal for me.
Speaker 4: I know you're not abandoning, but you're I guess you
Speaker 4: are the maternal figure on the show. I'm the paternal
Speaker 4: figure on the show. I think leave you know, and
Speaker 4: like your dad has to maybe sit or your dad
Speaker 4: takes you driving like you don't. You don't trust him,
Speaker 4: but please trust me. I'll be good.
Speaker 6: No, I have full faith in you. But please don't
Speaker 6: make any jokes about ha. We never needed him. Ah,
Speaker 6: we don't need Mitch. Because I will take it to heart.
Speaker 5: I just know it. Play.
Speaker 4: You will take it to the cutting room four and
Speaker 4: you will edit them out. And I would never make
Speaker 4: a joke about you ever, and not in that regard
Speaker 4: our friendships too.
Speaker 6: I'm not editing this week's episode either. Who the fuck's editing?
Speaker 4: Are you actually not editing this?
Speaker 5: No, I'm on holiday, mate, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I'll sort it out. I'll pay someone, we'll put on
Speaker 4: the kideo, we'll outsource the editing. Don't worry anyway.
Speaker 5: Have fun, all right, but it's my week off.
Speaker 4: Have have fun. Enjoy your week off, enjoy New Zealand,
Speaker 4: can't wait to hear all about it next week, and relax. Okay,
Speaker 4: have fun. We miss you, we do, we really miss you.
Speaker 6: Oh thank you Darland. Hey, can I just say one thing? Yeah,
Speaker 6: if I could, You'll love this as a radio guy.
Speaker 6: If I can hook and tease to next week's episode.
Speaker 6: When I'm back, I will explain why the fuck I've
Speaker 6: done a spontaneous New Zealand trip. And let's just say
Speaker 6: that explanation will require another group therapy session.
Speaker 4: Oh cry, I'm not in trouble, am I. That's all
Speaker 4: I want to know.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's actually because you and I have
Speaker 6: the same therapist. We've done We've done a group therapy
Speaker 6: before a few weeks ago, all about the weight loss,
Speaker 6: body image crap.
Speaker 5: And I've got another group therapy for you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. All right, therapy is galore next week
Speaker 4: on the show. Mitchell, my celebrity filling guest who is
Speaker 4: nowhere near as beautiful and as funny as you are.
Speaker 4: Don't worry is in reception. Go enjoy your barge. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna let him in. Guys, we're gonna well, let's take
Speaker 4: a break. I'm gonna go bring in our filling host
Speaker 4: for this week's episode with it. You're gonna have to
Speaker 4: wait and listen to find out, Mitchell, go on, go on,
Speaker 4: tell me all right. It is the one and only
Speaker 4: my host today for one week only. Is the incomparable,
Speaker 4: the hilarious, the gorgeous, the online social media sensation, none
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 5: I've had the week off.
Speaker 4: Okay, very funny, very funny. Louis Hansen is here in reception,
Speaker 4: and he's too gorgeous to be kept waiting, no doubt,
Speaker 4: in some sort of denim overall number or a leather
Speaker 4: jacket and a crop top. I can't leave him waiting.
Speaker 6: Oh shit, now I've got foumo. I love Louis. I
Speaker 6: can stick around. It's fine here.
Speaker 4: Get on your barge and fuck off and we'll see
Speaker 4: you in a week. Enjoy your trip, relaxed.
Speaker 7: Feel guilty?
Speaker 6: Can we have Louis back on when I'm there so
Speaker 6: we can have him as a guest.
Speaker 4: Let's see how it goes. First, he's in my capable hands.
Speaker 4: I mean, Louis heard that I was in my slut
Speaker 4: era and he said, can I can? I co host?
Speaker 4: I won't, No worries Louis slide right in.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just that's not what happened at all.
Speaker 5: I can't keep up.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, is Louis even single? Maybe
Speaker 6: he is?
Speaker 3: Loui is.
Speaker 4: Don't you worry Louis Is? Maybe not after this episode,
Speaker 4: I've tried to fuck you for five years and you
Speaker 4: wouldn't let me anywhere near it. So this year, maybe
Speaker 4: I'm in the era of marrying my co.
Speaker 6: Hosts Darling, I'm on the spectrum. You've got to make
Speaker 6: it really obvious if you're trying to fuck me. I've
Speaker 6: never once detected any signals of that situal.
Speaker 4: We're not going into this now. You know, in the
Speaker 4: early days, I wanted to get right up in you.
Speaker 4: In the first twelve months, I was horned up by you.
Speaker 6: You never told me that, actually, sorry, I've got all
Speaker 6: the time in the world. You never told me that
Speaker 6: You've only made jokes in passing, and I assume they
Speaker 6: were jokes.
Speaker 5: Did you actually want to enter me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent yes in the first But yeah,
Speaker 4: before I got to know you, I was going to say.
Speaker 5: What changed? And then you fucking got to know me?
Speaker 4: Our friendship got closer, and I went now, that will
Speaker 4: not be happening. Let's just do a podcast instead. You know,
Speaker 4: I'd argue that a weekly podcast for five years is
Speaker 4: far more intimate than one night inside each other?
Speaker 5: So would I? Wow, are you going to propose soon
Speaker 5: or time?
Speaker 4: Will tell? Go enjoy your trip. Louis Hanson's here, get Audi. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll see you next week. Mitchell, Okay, we'll tell Louie.
Speaker 5: I said, hi, I will.
Speaker 4: I'll send Louis your regards. He's in reception, guys, I'm
Speaker 4: going to go and get him now. Then we're going
Speaker 4: to start the show with special guest, comedian online sensation, gorgeous,
Speaker 4: handsome person Louis Hanson see image.
Speaker 5: One more thing, one more thing.
Speaker 6: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 6: percent better today.
Speaker 5: That's all just three percent.
Speaker 4: You can't relinquish control, so we do.
Speaker 5: That's all of my obligations fulfilled.
Speaker 4: Bye, heay, goodbye, Mitchell. Just move Hello you, Hello, everyone,
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. Show just me. This literally is
Speaker 4: just me. For the first time ever the show is
Speaker 4: is it just me? And for this one moment it
Speaker 4: is just me. It's cheery here. We just kick Coombs out.
Speaker 4: He's on a barge in New Zealand. So for the
Speaker 4: first time in the history of the podcast, let's officially
Speaker 4: welcome in. He's a good friend of mine. You'll feel
Speaker 4: like he's a good friend of yours because he is
Speaker 4: on every social media platform. Every time I open my phone,
Speaker 4: I hear his dulcet tones. I see his bussy on
Speaker 4: every app I have on my phone, every single app.
Speaker 4: And you have seen it too. Do you want to know?
Speaker 4: Only write a presenter, comedian Louis handsOn.
Speaker 7: He's here, Lowell.
Speaker 4: Welcome sound effects.
Speaker 7: We have sound effects.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Louis, sound effects. They're the weight of
Speaker 4: my heart. And Mitchell hates my sound effects. He hates them.
Speaker 7: I love sound effects. That was amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I have him on standby. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: How does it feel to me Mitch's first ever fill
Speaker 4: in host?
Speaker 7: Hey, I'm feeling the pressure heavy. Is the he head
Speaker 7: that wears the crown? They say, And depending on how
Speaker 7: well I do today, this could be the only time
Speaker 7: that Mitchell Queen's has a replacement.
Speaker 4: I don't know how this has happened, because he was
Speaker 4: so stressed about not doing the show and I said,
Speaker 4: just leave it. With me or sort it out. You
Speaker 4: didn't hear him because you were at reception in the building.
Speaker 4: But we just spoke to him on a barge in
Speaker 4: New Zealand, and he would he would not leave. He
Speaker 4: just couldn't relinquished control. I'm like, it's fine. And then
Speaker 4: he was so pissed off that I got you, who
Speaker 4: is of course gorgeous and hilarious. I think he wanted someone,
Speaker 4: you know, he wanted me to go low.
Speaker 7: Oh my angel, No, Look, do you know what what
Speaker 7: did he say in the chat? Is he having good time?
Speaker 4: He's having a great time. He booked the flight the
Speaker 4: day before he left. And then so this is why
Speaker 4: it's been such a clusterfuck, because we didn't we have
Speaker 4: the show. We didn't know who we were going to get.
Speaker 4: So he was a little stressed. But he's ziplining and
Speaker 4: bungee jumping. He's having the time of his life.
Speaker 7: I was going to say, quintessential end Z experience. You've
Speaker 7: got a bungee jump.
Speaker 4: Totally, yeah, you got. I would never do it, though,
Speaker 4: I'd be the type a person that it would snap
Speaker 4: and I'd be dead, or I'd get like you know
Speaker 4: how it like rides up in your groin and then
Speaker 4: you get that awkward photo of like of the gene dick,
Speaker 4: you know, and like the gene folds and you get
Speaker 4: the gene dick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let me tell you. I went Parasaaling two months
Speaker 7: ago on the shores of Nice, very splendid, but I
Speaker 7: had a crotch situation. Like the vista was beautiful and
Speaker 7: I was trying to admire, you know, the French shoreline,
Speaker 7: trying to spot some dolphins in the ocean if you will,
Speaker 7: of course, but I couldn't stop paying attention to the
Speaker 7: way it was riding up my crotch and it was
Speaker 7: really fucking painful.
Speaker 4: And swear can we used to do what you want
Speaker 4: to do on Egypt?
Speaker 7: It's another apply Yeah, hot it, Jim.
Speaker 4: The best thing is, so the podcast is is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 3: I I j M.
Speaker 4: So we've been doing it for five years and we go, oh,
Speaker 4: so people ride in, they go, hi, guys, I've got
Speaker 4: a nidgyen but they spell it I T G E
Speaker 4: M and it's like, guys, that's not it's never been it.
Speaker 4: That's that's not. Some people think it's idiom, like id
Speaker 4: like idiom, which it's not.
Speaker 7: It as well well, it just you know, you really
Speaker 7: have to weed out the loyal listeners to the disloyal listeners.
Speaker 7: In fact, what do you call your listeners again?
Speaker 4: Oh, we call our listeners idiots.
Speaker 7: Hi, idiots.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 7: I love me to be here. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 7: this is quite a personal experience.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, bit of context, this is personal
Speaker 4: for us. We've known each other for a very long time,
Speaker 4: like pre your sort of your fame. I don't even
Speaker 4: remember how we met. You are famous and relaxed, and
Speaker 4: I can say it, do you remember you?
Speaker 7: Well, I feel like the first time that we actually
Speaker 7: hung out for a considerable amount of time. I don't
Speaker 7: know how how much I can really divulge in this situation, or.
Speaker 4: You're going to go there, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Okay, there go look what I'll start off vague, and
Speaker 7: then we'll see how brave we're feeling, and then we
Speaker 7: can add more details, you know, if you just want
Speaker 7: the story to be spice. Yeah. But we met when
Speaker 7: we were both auditioning for a showyeh. And we went
Speaker 7: into a particular studio yep, for probably I think it
Speaker 7: was like a two or even three day intensive, I'm
Speaker 7: too sure. And the crux of the show was there
Speaker 7: were going to be two hosts, and there was probably
Speaker 7: i'd say ten to twelve of us, you know in
Speaker 7: the studios auditioning, and that essentially try and match all
Speaker 7: of the pairs together and then they'd swap the pears over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a chemistry test to find out who had
Speaker 4: the best banter with each other.
Speaker 7: Yeah. And I remember after the first day, I think
Speaker 7: they put us together once and I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: there was something.
Speaker 3: I felt to do.
Speaker 7: I felt it. Yeah, there was something electric there. And
Speaker 7: then I think I remember us coming back and then
Speaker 7: for the second day, I swear we did like two
Speaker 7: or three more chemistry reads together. Yes, and then I
Speaker 7: think at that point we kind of looked at each
Speaker 7: other and we were like, whoa are we the one.
Speaker 4: Percent? And then we both kind of like colluding on
Speaker 4: the side messaging And it's like that unreleased footage of
Speaker 4: One Direction on the xpact to day where they've got
Speaker 4: headshots and they're putting together the group of the boy bands,
Speaker 4: and I went to the bathroom to like, you know,
Speaker 4: in between in between takes, and I see them on
Speaker 4: the wall and it's like Mitch and Louis and they're
Speaker 4: like holding it up. They're like, do we do?
Speaker 5: Do we?
Speaker 7: Mitch and Louis?
Speaker 4: And then I think what happened was you and I
Speaker 4: felt so confident, and then COVID happened, right, and then
Speaker 4: the show never got funded.
Speaker 7: It just died. Yeah, And it was devastating because in
Speaker 7: my mind, after those few days in the studio with you,
Speaker 7: I was imagining us like Kendall and Kylie walking down
Speaker 7: the met Gala together like that was that we were
Speaker 7: a janty that I was feeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one had the simple life. I was getting very
Speaker 4: much Paris and Miss Ritchie. That was the vibe.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then we just never heard back from me.
Speaker 4: Never happened, We never got a call back. But the
Speaker 4: best part is I've never told that story. We were like,
Speaker 4: it was you and me and then Francesco Hong miss
Speaker 4: Universe Australia. It was that gorgeous man, that gorgeous actor
Speaker 4: from Home and Away. Get them confused with very gorgeous man,
Speaker 4: very gorgeous man. Tiagan Nash, who is like the face
Speaker 4: of GoPro explore she like is currently on the base
Speaker 4: camp in Nepal about to trek Everest, and that it
Speaker 4: was you and me. These bumbling idiots, like just laughing
Speaker 4: at each other, so funny.
Speaker 7: And there are times where I think back to those
Speaker 7: two or three days and I just think, fuck, was that?
Speaker 7: Was that a fever dream? Did that actually happened? There
Speaker 7: was this brief bubble, this moment of time where they
Speaker 7: put ten of us together, only for us to never
Speaker 7: see each other again.
Speaker 4: Squid Games, very squid Games esque. It was very fright.
Speaker 7: We all died, all we all.
Speaker 4: Died, our careers most definitely died. Well we're here now,
Speaker 4: Where would people know you from? Actually quickly? Just because
Speaker 4: you're you, You made been making content for It's not
Speaker 4: that long, right, A couple of years now.
Speaker 7: A couple of years. I feel like there's been a
Speaker 7: few kind of facets in my life that people have
Speaker 7: followed me from. Like back in the day, I was
Speaker 7: a journal like nine to five journo, did a lot
Speaker 7: of writing, and I feel like, you know, a few
Speaker 7: people started to follow along from that journey. And then
Speaker 7: i'd say, started twenty twenty, I'd already kind of started
Speaker 7: to delve into more video presenting, social media stuff, and
Speaker 7: nothing there's like nothing like a pandemic for you to
Speaker 7: just be like, okay, I'm going to quit my nine
Speaker 7: to five and have no stable income, Let's just fucking
Speaker 7: do it. So I just dedicated my life to posting
Speaker 7: seven tiktoks a day for about so of the year,
Speaker 7: and from there it's kind of led to podcasting, presenting
Speaker 7: social media stuff. You know how it is in twenty
Speaker 7: twenty three, We're just doing shit.
Speaker 4: You got to do it. And it confuses the fuck
Speaker 4: out of my parents. They're like, oh, you know, a
Speaker 4: pop but you want to be in radio presented myne
Speaker 4: and what happened? I got my ear and Mum cried
Speaker 4: and she went, but what about TV?
Speaker 3: What about what if you get? What if?
Speaker 4: This is what she said, genuinely said, what if we'll lead?
Speaker 4: Arlie gets heal and they need you on the project
Speaker 4: and you've got an earring in Oh and oh I
Speaker 4: think I'll be okay. I don't think I'm the understudy
Speaker 4: for Wallyddarli more of a Pete Helliet kind of body type. Mum.
Speaker 4: But thanks for the thought. They're just they just can't
Speaker 4: understand that in this day and age, like you've got
Speaker 4: you got to do it all, mum. You know, I'll
Speaker 4: be at Baker's Delight doing it, you know, a six
Speaker 4: hour casual shift this weekend exactly.
Speaker 7: You just never know. I mean, I was chatting to
Speaker 7: my friend Lucinda Rooms. We love her, love, we love,
Speaker 7: and we you know, things were looking a bit dry
Speaker 7: there for a week. The emails weren't coming in, and
Speaker 7: we looked at each other and we were like, should
Speaker 7: we just start a cafe?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 7: Is that is that on the horizon for us? It
Speaker 7: could be you just never know.
Speaker 4: Maybe not yet leave that that can be. That's my
Speaker 4: professional advice, five to ten years before the cafe. You've
Speaker 4: got more in you.
Speaker 7: Thanks Mitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm excited to have you here for many reasons.
Speaker 4: We should start the show. If it is your first
Speaker 4: time listening, welcome to Is it just me? Every week
Speaker 4: we start the show the same way. Something we notice,
Speaker 4: something we hate or appreciate their igems. I normally don't
Speaker 4: know Mitch's, Mitch doesn't know mine. Louis, have you come
Speaker 4: prepared with any gem?
Speaker 7: I always come prepared.
Speaker 4: God, he's good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a professional. He's a professional.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, you told me before you have a couple.
Speaker 4: Have you settled on one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I think so. I think I think this one. Actually,
Speaker 7: you know what, I'm not even going to provide context.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, well I'll go first to set
Speaker 4: the tone. You know I'm a giver, so let me
Speaker 4: let me lead the way, and then you ready to
Speaker 4: start the show. Let's do it, all right, let's go, baby?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you also have very different types of showers for
Speaker 4: very different types of days?
Speaker 7: Completely?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Let me set.
Speaker 4: Let me set the scene. I have what I like
Speaker 4: to call an everything shower, the everything shower, which is
Speaker 4: like everything gets done, tit's toes, teeth, everything is scrubbed clean.
Speaker 4: I will get out and I will for loss. I
Speaker 4: will get on my bum bum cream and I will
Speaker 4: exfoliate in that shower, Louis and I will scrub my pits.
Speaker 4: I'll scrub the tits. Every bits will get scrubbed. I'm
Speaker 4: I'll do a full shave. I'll get the clipper out,
Speaker 4: I'll shave on manscape, I'll trim. I will then get out,
Speaker 4: I'll do my full skin care. I'll do the led
Speaker 4: doctor Dennis GROW's face mask. The hair moose is in,
Speaker 4: I will i will do my lash gel, my brow
Speaker 4: growth serum. I've got a nose trimmer. It goes in
Speaker 4: that hole, it spins, they're trummed. I will then put
Speaker 4: lubricating eye drops in Louis. This is all true. This
Speaker 4: is this is my everything shower, and it is once
Speaker 4: a week, and it is a Sunday night. Oh it's bliss,
Speaker 4: it's bleas.
Speaker 7: And how long does that take from start to finish?
Speaker 7: The entire process this everything showers, it's a seven day process.
Speaker 7: It's exhausting, and it doesn't end.
Speaker 4: It's no, it's probably about it's really truthfully, about an hour,
Speaker 4: i'd say, but not in the shower. The shower is
Speaker 4: probably the quickest part. But like I'll do the full
Speaker 4: skin care. I do actually have an led face mask
Speaker 4: that like is like a twenty minute thing, like a
Speaker 4: red lion, But that's a that's a once a week thing.
Speaker 4: Then I'll have my every day shower, which I'm assuming
Speaker 4: you know you do you shower once a day or
Speaker 4: twice a day.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm a one to two day person. I would
Speaker 7: say it depends how many times. Oh, I would say
Speaker 7: definitely once, okay, definitely once.
Speaker 4: Good, that's the bar.
Speaker 7: I don't I'm proud of that give me a gold medal.
Speaker 7: I shower, but yeah, sometimes twice. Yes, I'm sometimes twice
Speaker 7: as well. But most of the time it's just I'm
Speaker 7: a one shower day. I would brush my teeth in
Speaker 7: the shower, shampoo. I shampooed twice a week. There's no shampoo,
Speaker 7: it's just body wash, just cleanse, brush my teeth, and
Speaker 7: I'm out in two minutes. That's my every day. Are
Speaker 7: you same for you? For sure? Absolutely, It's just you know,
Speaker 7: we're getting the job done. We're in and out, We're
Speaker 7: doing what we have to do. We have places to be,
Speaker 7: we have places to be, yeah, people, people to see.
Speaker 4: And then I've got one in the middle, which is
Speaker 4: which will be a little bit more. I might do
Speaker 4: like an exfoliation on the face. I might be going
Speaker 4: to an event, you know, and I might want to
Speaker 4: look a bit look a bit nicer. Maybe I'll do
Speaker 4: a midweek shampoo or a hair mask, you know. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'll check a bath in there in the middle of
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 7: That's fascint. Sorry, I just thought about the fact that
Speaker 7: I have a confession. I haven't shampooed my hair this
Speaker 7: entire year.
Speaker 4: What take that cap off a cap show me that cap,
Speaker 4: what's your what's your hair doing?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 4: And it looks fantastic, Louis, it looks clean. Well this
Speaker 4: is my theory though, is that you know, you know
Speaker 4: the women on TikTok, you know what they say, like
Speaker 4: after a while, like all the natural just goodies, just
Speaker 4: that you cleanse itself.
Speaker 7: At least who says that?
Speaker 4: Who the staff at the Tree of Life.
Speaker 7: Louis, Please let me tell you. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 7: that type of person. I'm not the type of person.
Speaker 7: But like, yeah, I'm shack with oils.
Speaker 5: That is so shit.
Speaker 7: That's I will no, I'm going I need to google this.
Speaker 4: I want to feel the hair I want because louis
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, guys, and I'm in Sydney.
Speaker 3: I want not oily.
Speaker 7: I promise it's not oily. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: It is gorgeous. Your hairline, who's nice and thick?
Speaker 7: What's that? What's that?
Speaker 3: What are you?
Speaker 4: What's your ethnicity?
Speaker 7: Thank you country Victoria. Literally we're talking Shepperdon and we're
Speaker 7: talking Hamilton. We're talking on the cattle fane lawn.
Speaker 4: Well you look, you look the hair looks gorgeous. So
Speaker 4: you don't shampoo that's how old are you though? What
Speaker 4: are we the same age?
Speaker 7: I'm twenty seven, the same age, the same I wish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly same mate. Yes, I think it looks good.
Speaker 4: I have to do it twice a week though, but
Speaker 4: I would like to get out of it because my hair,
Speaker 4: my hair's got that real manicure to look and I'm
Speaker 4: trying to get out of it. I'm kind of over that.
Speaker 4: You know, you've got the real life. I could have
Speaker 4: just had great sex and rolled out of bed, or
Speaker 4: I could have just gone BMX riding, or I've just
Speaker 4: woke out.
Speaker 7: But I look this good, you know well, I mean, look,
Speaker 7: thank you. But I'm going to return that compliment in
Speaker 7: saying that I envy your hair. I envy the perfect quiff. Yeah,
Speaker 7: thank you, Yeah, the perfect quiff quiff. I think it's
Speaker 7: stunny boofond. Well, it's glued in. I got it on
Speaker 7: the TikTok shot. Yeah, yeah, excellent, and it's really good.
Speaker 4: Now are you googling this because I don't?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Is it okay? If I don't shampoo, it's already
Speaker 7: not marked not washing your hair enough, mainly to conditions
Speaker 7: like dandrefort. It just got okay. So We're not going
Speaker 7: to talk about this.
Speaker 4: Anyway, but just dug that hole for yourself, and I'm
Speaker 4: leaving all that in.
Speaker 7: I think you're good.
Speaker 4: We'll put a photo of Louis's hair, hairline, and crown
Speaker 4: on the Is it just me socials with a HD
Speaker 4: macro camera? Oh, the hat's back on. Look he's going
Speaker 4: bright red.
Speaker 8: Bad.
Speaker 7: That hat's going back on because I just feel like
Speaker 7: some days I wake up and the energy is giving.
Speaker 7: Put a cap on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, for you, I can't wear a cap Louis.
Speaker 4: Have you seen me with a cap on? Oh my god, Louy,
Speaker 4: I need to find you a cap. It does something
Speaker 4: like it tears a hole in the time space continuum,
Speaker 4: and it just it does only find one.
Speaker 7: The earth shifts on its axis, earth shatters.
Speaker 4: I'll send you a photo because it's it's actually horrific
Speaker 4: because my hair right shapes my face. If I don't
Speaker 4: have hair, I am, you know Burt Newton Moments from Death.
Speaker 4: It is really grim.
Speaker 7: Look at that book.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to hide my quick You see that. That's
Speaker 4: not it's not No one wants to be near that.
Speaker 7: It's stunning.
Speaker 4: It's very round. It's like the moon emoji, especially with
Speaker 4: this tan that I've got going on at the moment
Speaker 4: in my led face lamp. You know, it's really cooking
Speaker 4: me up. Anyway, I just want to say, everyone, shake
Speaker 4: up your shower routine. Try and everything shower. It'll it'll
Speaker 4: revitalize you, get you ready for a week.
Speaker 7: Really, it's funny that you kind of separated these showers
Speaker 7: based on the level of care, because I have different showers,
Speaker 7: but I would say they're more emotion based, if that
Speaker 7: makes sense.
Speaker 4: Oh, interesting, go on.
Speaker 7: And that's why showers can be so different to me,
Speaker 7: because I can have a board shower. Sometimes I'm bored, yep,
Speaker 7: and I need to feel in time, I'll have a shower. Yes,
Speaker 7: sometimes I'll have a performance shower where I just want
Speaker 7: to deliver a world tour. I'm going to put on
Speaker 7: the speakers, I'm going to put on your arianas your
Speaker 7: tailor's right, I'm going to perform like it's nobody's business. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 7: and that will always It'll vary day to day. But
Speaker 7: for me, it's it depends on the emotion, got it.
Speaker 4: I really I love that I'm the same, I guess,
Speaker 4: But for me, a shower is it's practical, it's serving
Speaker 4: a purpose. I'm not like I want to get in
Speaker 4: and get out. It takes a lot for me to
Speaker 4: get in the shower. I've told this on the show before.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's TMI. You can share if you want. But
Speaker 4: I used to be a shower masturbator. Like I used
Speaker 4: to really enjoy like a shower wank. I really liked.
Speaker 4: I just like the vibe. Maybe something about the blood
Speaker 4: vessels and the heat, and it's so easy, you know,
Speaker 4: on that shower screen and it's it's, you know, a
Speaker 4: job done. But nowadays I can't. I'm so big that
Speaker 4: I can't stand up and stay erect. I think I've
Speaker 4: I'm just there's not enough blood in my body to
Speaker 4: pump into a hard penis and to keep my heart pumping.
Speaker 7: What do you do? You have a do you have
Speaker 7: a bath?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 7: Is it a bath? Do we have you ever tried
Speaker 7: sitting down on the edge of the bath?
Speaker 8: What? No?
Speaker 4: Do you hold on sitting down on it and go?
Speaker 7: I mean you said you can't stand up, sit down,
Speaker 7: take a load off, sit down?
Speaker 4: Fuck you? Okay, all right, that's enough info for today, everybody.
Speaker 7: But that's amazing. It takes me back to when I
Speaker 7: I was traveling. I have my gap year Europe six
Speaker 7: months away and it was with three guys, so lots
Speaker 7: of Airbnbs and no real privacy. So the real shower
Speaker 7: masturbating fantasy came to fruition on my gap year. It
Speaker 7: takes me back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a real active necessity, like when you need
Speaker 4: to do it, it's shower is the place to be.
Speaker 4: You know, it's perfect, It's kind of beautiful. It is beautiful.
Speaker 4: It's very romantic.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you know that about me now, and
Speaker 4: I'm I'm glad. I've got the mental image of you
Speaker 4: sitting over the edge of a bath going at it,
Speaker 4: and the world does too. All right, are you ready
Speaker 4: for your igim Louis Hansen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's time, all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Is it really easy to gauge whether someone is newly
Speaker 7: single by their social media posting habits?
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is you're not coming for me here.
Speaker 7: And when I was thinking about this one, I did think, oh, okay,
Speaker 7: Mitch might think this is a direct attack, but it's not.
Speaker 7: Consider this more a rite of passage, okay that we
Speaker 7: all have to go through I'm not saying this is
Speaker 7: you in particular, but I'm saying that there's been a
Speaker 7: few couples in my life recently where I've been curious
Speaker 7: as to whether they have been together or not. But
Speaker 7: you just you start to see a change in their
Speaker 7: pattern of posting. We're talking workout content, we're talking selfies. Sure,
Speaker 7: back in the day, you would just see them post
Speaker 7: a picture of like a nice flower or look at
Speaker 7: these gorgeous leaves. Yes, now it is workout content. It
Speaker 7: is sexy selfies. And for that I truly stand.
Speaker 4: You are completely reading me filth.
Speaker 7: This is I am.
Speaker 3: I am reading.
Speaker 7: I am reading you to filth. But I'm also reading
Speaker 7: myself to filth and every newly single person because I
Speaker 7: feel like it's a genuine rite of passage that we
Speaker 7: all go through. Well, because you're single, right, Louis, I am,
Speaker 7: I've been single for about a year now. Wait, well,
Speaker 7: hold on, because the day this because you were telling
Speaker 7: me before the day this episode drops Monday is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: so I was. I wasn't sure when this drops. Sorry
Speaker 7: to break the illusion, my gorgeous idiots, but we are
Speaker 7: recording a few days in advance, and I clocked the
Speaker 7: numbers and it will be my one year anniversary of
Speaker 7: single t.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so well deserved and happy one year singleton Singleton Singleton.
Speaker 4: Is that where you're from?
Speaker 3: I single Singleton.
Speaker 4: I feel you've thrived because I've been following you and
Speaker 4: you did it really well. I completely agree. You can
Speaker 4: tell when someone has broken up with their significant other,
Speaker 4: especially when they were a public couple. I mean I
Speaker 4: was a bit of a public couple, you know, with
Speaker 4: my ex for five years and then when you kind
Speaker 4: of have to go shit, like a lot of the
Speaker 4: content was with them, So I guess anything that I
Speaker 4: would have posted would have been a chain. I'm defending
Speaker 4: myself here.
Speaker 7: No, no, that is very true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you, well, you're one year out, you've post
Speaker 4: You've done really well though, Like I don't feel like
Speaker 4: you post. You post thotty stuff, but you're a gorgeous person.
Speaker 4: So you could put up, you know, a photo of
Speaker 4: you on the side of the bath tub and that
Speaker 4: would be perceived as being body.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 7: Okay, let's post it to the gym instagram of me
Speaker 7: squatting over the bathtub, and then we'll just do a
Speaker 7: little bit of a pole about whether we think this
Speaker 7: is cute or not?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, wait, so are you because I am. I've
Speaker 4: spoken about it in the last few weeks. I'm in
Speaker 4: my I'm in my little hole era. I'm in my
Speaker 4: slut era, as Mitchell has coined it. Have you had
Speaker 4: one or you could give me some tips?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, I mean I do need to say. I listened
Speaker 7: to the last few episodes and I was really really
Speaker 7: proud of you going on this journey, going in this
Speaker 7: as Mitch would like to say, the slut era. But
Speaker 7: I absolutely embarked on that this year and it has
Speaker 7: been incredible. Do you have any like, I don't know,
Speaker 7: do you have any questions? Do you have any Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, oh my god? Yeah, Like, let's talk about it.
Speaker 4: You're in Melbourne and I love I love Melbourne. I
Speaker 4: felt more. I don't know if you can speak to
Speaker 4: this phenomenon, but I feel like there is much more
Speaker 4: attention in Melbourne. Like in Sydney, the gay scene I
Speaker 4: feel is so looks based, you know, and there's such
Speaker 4: a there's such a group of gays in Sydney that
Speaker 4: I feel can isolate other small little pockets of gay people.
Speaker 4: But in Melbourne, I'm like, Oh, everyone's got a mullet
Speaker 4: and they're wearing baggy pants, and they all even a
Speaker 4: you know, muld ridden sharehouse, and I love them all
Speaker 4: for it. And they talk to me even if they
Speaker 4: don't want to touch me, Like I messaged a couple of
Speaker 4: people and they will still have a conversation. You know,
Speaker 4: I just get blocked in Sydney.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Honestly, Sydney is savage. Sydney is so cutthroat when
Speaker 7: it comes to the gay community. I'd say that I'm like,
Speaker 7: in my mind, will I get canceled for these things?
Speaker 3: But I do that.
Speaker 7: In Sydney there's a bigger community, right yeah, but it's
Speaker 7: a bit more generic And in Melbourne it may be
Speaker 7: a bit of a smaller scene. But I just feel
Speaker 7: like there's it's more eclectic. There's like just more diversity
Speaker 7: amongst the mix.
Speaker 4: Now I completely agree. Do you find that dating in
Speaker 4: Melbourne's easier than Sydney?
Speaker 7: Define dating? Okay?
Speaker 4: Are you dating? Are you messaging? Flirting? Maybe sending a
Speaker 4: voice message because that's a real power player. I love
Speaker 4: sending a voice message and then sometimes I'll progress straight
Speaker 4: to video message. That's my love language. Is also step messaging.
Speaker 4: That's the energy I need. And if it's not matched
Speaker 4: instantly done, then it progresses to like a date or
Speaker 4: a drinks, like a dinner or a drink, that's a
Speaker 4: date to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god? How good is flirting? How good
Speaker 7: is dating?
Speaker 4: Oh, Louis, I love so much fun? How many people
Speaker 4: do you have on your current roster? Let's just be.
Speaker 7: Real, Okay, So let's if we're going back this entire year,
Speaker 7: given that it is the anniversary, I would I would
Speaker 7: say that the end of last year I coped with
Speaker 7: the breakup by dating so many people. I dated so
Speaker 7: many people, and it was fun. It was really really fun.
Speaker 7: But then coming into the new year I kind of
Speaker 7: took a step back a bit because I thought, you know,
Speaker 7: what's all this dating good for if emotionally I'm not
Speaker 7: ready to just like get back in there. So then
Speaker 7: it became like a purely physical thing. You know, I'm
Speaker 7: not talking like I'm not being like a douche about it,
Speaker 7: but like, you know, we manage expectations up front, we
Speaker 7: know what it is, we know we're not We're having
Speaker 7: some fun and that's just kind of been my energy
Speaker 7: for the entire year. But that all culminated to my
Speaker 7: experience in Europe. I went to Europe, every other Australian
Speaker 7: did h and I had an amazing time. It was
Speaker 7: so debaucherous. But I came back and I think for
Speaker 7: the first time, I thought, Oh, wouldn't it be nice
Speaker 7: to settle down?
Speaker 8: Oh, like maybe I needed a one year exactly, Yes,
Speaker 8: to just cleanse myself of all the debauchery.
Speaker 4: And then to go back deep in love to find you,
Speaker 4: to find your one? Do you know who you want?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: What when you picture your dream partner? Who is it?
Speaker 4: Can you see them?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: When I think that's the issue, Yeah, I'm always I'm
Speaker 7: always unhappy. That's what we're gonna cook.
Speaker 4: That's the title of the episode. Louis Hendson joins, Is
Speaker 4: it just me? I'm always unhappy?
Speaker 7: No, I just don't know what do you mean.
Speaker 4: High standards, because let's be real, let's just what. I
Speaker 4: don't want to beat around the bush. For God's sake.
Speaker 4: You are gorgeous and you're a beautiful You're beautiful inside
Speaker 4: and out. I know no, I know you, and you're
Speaker 4: a beautiful person. You're a kind soul, You're very very funny.
Speaker 4: You to many people are the dream man. So I imagine
Speaker 4: it would be very hard for you to date, and
Speaker 4: your standards set very high.
Speaker 7: I think all of our standards should.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Lewie just picked up a placard that
Speaker 4: was written by his manager and he's reading it. It's
Speaker 4: written in bold text and he's just reading the car.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Okay, I don't know, honest, just you can
Speaker 4: be you, Louis.
Speaker 7: I just don't know. I don't know what I want
Speaker 7: because then I like, I start talking to someone and
Speaker 7: we got on a date and it's like it's fun,
Speaker 7: But then I just find myself pulling away. I don't
Speaker 7: know if it's these like I don't know things from
Speaker 7: past relationships and I've built up these walls. But I
Speaker 7: think I'm in a real clean slate moment of my
Speaker 7: life where I want to dip my toe back into
Speaker 7: the dating world. But I just I don't know what
Speaker 7: I want. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what I want.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're right, Well.
Speaker 7: Did you you're a therapist?
Speaker 4: I know this feels very fair therapy ast Also, I'm
Speaker 4: four months out of a relationship. Why am I helping you?
Speaker 4: I still cry myself to sleep. It's been twelve months
Speaker 4: for you. No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 7: But I did go out on a first date last week.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, and how did it go?
Speaker 7: It was really good?
Speaker 4: Okay, nice?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 4: Did you hook up? What do you hook up on
Speaker 4: first dates?
Speaker 7: I'm not opposed to that, and if anything, probably would have.
Speaker 7: But here's the catch. Here's the catch. We met at
Speaker 7: a Barry's class. We met at a Barry's class.
Speaker 4: Why is that the catch? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because you want you understand, you understand. We met at
Speaker 7: a Barry's class and then we started talking. But for
Speaker 7: a first date, he invited me out to a brunch. Oh,
Speaker 7: and I just feel like that's very that's very you know,
Speaker 7: his energy. He likes to not spend you know, too
Speaker 7: many hours in the clubs. He wants to get up early.
Speaker 7: He wants to go for a walk brunch, which is
Speaker 7: so different to what I expect on a first date,
Speaker 7: Like if if in the past, if I've gone on
Speaker 7: first dates, I'm expecting a gallon of alcohol, borderline blackout, yes,
Speaker 7: and not remember what we talked about.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 7: So this just felt like a very different but also
Speaker 7: welcomed twitcher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it signaled a progression to a different era of
Speaker 4: your life.
Speaker 7: It felt very mature and calm.
Speaker 4: Do you date older normally, Louis, or do you prefer younger?
Speaker 7: I would prefer older?
Speaker 4: Interesting? And when's your birthday?
Speaker 7: October twenty fifth.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm younger than you, So there you go.
Speaker 4: Then my oh shit, damn, damn. I was on domain
Speaker 4: looking for apartments with baths as we speak, fucking out.
Speaker 7: But like, but here's the thing, though, I think I
Speaker 7: always just say I'm going on to a dating appro r. Yeah,
Speaker 7: my aim is to date someone older, but sometimes there's
Speaker 7: something about that, like younger charm. I'm talking like just
Speaker 7: like a couple of years younger, of course. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: But there's something about a boy, a boy, a man
Speaker 7: in his like mid mid twenties who has a bit
Speaker 7: more fire about his chat than someone in their thirties.
Speaker 4: Yes, I agree completely. I went on a day with
Speaker 4: a twenty one year old see, and it was so
Speaker 4: much fun. I gave a blowjob on a boardwalk see.
Speaker 7: And do you know what? It's because they have a
Speaker 7: lust for life. Yes, I've got a lost for life.
Speaker 4: He's like, do you want to do?
Speaker 7: You want to have it?
Speaker 4: You want a blow job. I'm like, we're on a boardwalk.
Speaker 4: He's like yeah. I'm like, yeah, that's the That's what
Speaker 4: I need to have in my life. So I did, Louis,
Speaker 4: I did. I'm not aware to say it. Where was
Speaker 4: the board I don't want to get too specific. There
Speaker 4: were public cameras at what time of day? It was
Speaker 4: a midnight after a first date?
Speaker 7: That's great? And was that You're the most public thing
Speaker 7: sexually that you've ever done with.
Speaker 4: A non partner. Yeah, but no, I've I've yeah, great, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've had yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, cool, just picture the.
Speaker 4: Harbor Bridge and well, now one more question for you.
Speaker 4: Do you feel you've ever been in love?
Speaker 7: This is a really big question.
Speaker 4: This is big. And I've got my finger on the
Speaker 4: applause sound effect for a ninth time based on your day.
Speaker 7: Have have your finger ready?
Speaker 4: Okay? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah no, so good?
Speaker 4: So oh god? I love it.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: You are deserving of love. You need love. And now
Speaker 4: that I'm single, I'm like, I want to help you
Speaker 4: find a love. It's fine, love together.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 7: There were a couple of ways that I found out
Speaker 7: you were single without you telling me. Shall I go
Speaker 7: through them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, this is great. Yes, please.
Speaker 7: I firstly got a notification from Raya. I get I
Speaker 7: get a Raya. Listen up, my gorgeous idiots. No, I
Speaker 7: get a notification on Raya and.
Speaker 4: Which ray is the dating app for It's like, what
Speaker 4: is it? It's for people in the public eye. Is
Speaker 4: that how you describe it? Oh?
Speaker 7: Look, I think it's started as that and now it's
Speaker 7: just evolved into something hideous.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 7: It is not good. Let me tell you folks out there.
Speaker 7: Don't and it's fucking like twenty five dollars a month.
Speaker 7: Don't pay it. Yes, I'm still on it, but I'm
Speaker 7: just holding out for a hero. But I I've been
Speaker 7: on it for about a year and have never had
Speaker 7: a substantial chat with someone anyway I'm getting. I get
Speaker 7: this notification and I forgot forgot how it was worded,
Speaker 7: but it was essentially along the lines of Mitch is
Speaker 7: in your contacts, Mitch is joining Raya, do you know him?
Speaker 7: Or like providing some kind of endorsement, because kind of
Speaker 7: the way to get into Raya is most of the
Speaker 7: time you have to know someone who's already on it. Yes,
Speaker 7: so I think they always they just see who contacts
Speaker 7: with each other, and so I get this notification and
Speaker 7: that's when I was kind of clocked on to the
Speaker 7: fact that you could have been single. But then I
Speaker 7: go into TikTok. I think the next day, and you've
Speaker 7: done spon con for a bed?
Speaker 4: Why do you paint me this loveless commer? Are sure best? Hayden,
Speaker 4: I'm leaving you. I falls asleep, wakes up, raya Ka,
Speaker 4: I'm matresspot con. So like, can fuck for the rest
Speaker 4: of the year on a free bed that I didn't
Speaker 4: pay for.
Speaker 7: I mean, hey, all power to you. If you're going
Speaker 7: to do a break up announcement on TikTok, you may
Speaker 7: as well get a few stacks for it.
Speaker 4: Well, let me just tell you I did the whole
Speaker 4: I haven't spoken about what went down and I never will.
Speaker 4: It's just not my style, not my and it's just
Speaker 4: very personal and I couldn't get through it without punching
Speaker 4: a wall, so I just don't. But that was like
Speaker 4: my way of just going I want to put it
Speaker 4: out there. Also, Mitch's hooked up with listeners. Our listeners,
Speaker 4: who are all beautiful idiots, are gorgeous, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I need to let them know that I'm on the market.
Speaker 4: You know I need to be. That needs to be
Speaker 4: made well.
Speaker 7: No, after the past couple of episodes, did you have
Speaker 7: any idiots slide into the dams?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: How many? Yes?
Speaker 4: Like half a dozen perhaps.
Speaker 7: Half a dozen. They said we heard that you sleep
Speaker 7: with listeners. Hello, I am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most definitely.
Speaker 7: Yeah. And you said that you with the bows are
Speaker 7: looking for a peach. I am a peach.
Speaker 4: I love that you got that reference. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 4: oh right away? Is that is how we need to
Speaker 4: define ourselves sexually going forward? I'm a real bowser. Look
Speaker 4: into red Shell someone.
Speaker 5: You're listening to?
Speaker 4: Is it just me? You got something on your mind?
Speaker 1: Hit up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to
Speaker 1: get yourself on the shoe?
Speaker 4: All right, Louis, Yeah, you and I have just done him?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: It is now time to go to the phones and
Speaker 4: get him? Is it just you? On the air, this
Speaker 4: is where we let our beautiful idiots voice one of
Speaker 4: their concerns, something they've noticed, they hate or appreciate. Shall
Speaker 4: we take one? Shall we go to the phone.
Speaker 7: I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 4: This is very exciting. We're going to bris Vegas today.
Speaker 4: The One and Only Luke joins us.
Speaker 2: Hi Luky, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 4: How I just the boys, just the boys, lads together.
Speaker 7: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Just did the bush turkey? But I'm fine?
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Not euphimism, No, gosh, no, they're like the seagulls of suburbia.
Speaker 2: These bush turkeys.
Speaker 4: What do you mean they just wander around Brisbane?
Speaker 3: Do they?
Speaker 2: Are you skilled in Brisbane? They steal everything? You're caribou?
Speaker 3: Wow? Good? Are they?
Speaker 4: Are they hunted for sport? Or can you eat a
Speaker 4: bush turkey? Or they're in danger?
Speaker 2: Actually I'm pretty sure someone did try and eat a
Speaker 2: bush turkey. But yeah he's incarcerated.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, best to not do that? Best best did?
Speaker 4: He sits in prison? All right, look, well let's get
Speaker 4: you on. Bradley will count you in and then you
Speaker 4: hit us with your region.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh oh it's happening so fast.
Speaker 7: Oh get ready, the time is now.
Speaker 4: Look we don't beat around the bush. We aren't no
Speaker 4: bush turkeys here, no ab All right, Bradley's counting you relaxed. Okay,
Speaker 4: have you heard the show before?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've heard the show.
Speaker 7: You got this, Okay, I support you.
Speaker 2: Take it debrief already, Okay.
Speaker 4: I want to be friends with Luke.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Luke, I like those.
Speaker 2: Like h well, louis in the wise words that mister
Speaker 2: g The show is not about you. It's about the show. Okay,
Speaker 2: So let's all calm down.
Speaker 7: Well, Okay, Luke and I could either be best friends.
Speaker 7: I would be throwing a margarite.
Speaker 4: I'm staying out of this, all right, Bradley, go for her?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is a legitimate anxiety when you take out up like
Speaker 2: when you take up your polaroids to the young girl
Speaker 2: at kmart and she's said judging you when you pick
Speaker 2: them up, and fifty five year old Sandy is looking
Speaker 2: at you like you've just committed a crime.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I've been in this situation when you go
Speaker 4: to get photos developed at Camart or like a Digi direct,
Speaker 4: because they actually have to look through the films and
Speaker 4: develop them and they see their images.
Speaker 2: The amount of times I thought I was going to prison?
Speaker 7: What photos?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, no, anything these days is apparently illegal. What do
Speaker 2: you mean, let's not go into that.
Speaker 4: Now, the use of anything? What are you taking photos?
Speaker 7: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you just you know, pop in a
Speaker 2: paracetamol and you take a little photo of it, but
Speaker 2: you don't know they're actually going to you know, thought, well.
Speaker 4: I thought you were talking about like nudes. Look, because
Speaker 4: I've been there in there. Yeah, yeah, No, I've been
Speaker 4: in that exact situation. I don't know about you, Lou,
Speaker 4: but I shoot like thirty five millimeter film, like when
Speaker 4: I go on holidays, I take my little cannon and
Speaker 4: I shoot film. Yeah. And then when I first was
Speaker 4: in my last relationship, very very in the early days,
Speaker 4: you know, and you're still real horned up for each other.
Speaker 4: I took like a whole bunch of good laf photos
Speaker 4: with them, and we were in New York and they
Speaker 4: were full on whole picks. Anyway, we get back to Sydney,
Speaker 4: we take it to Digi Direct Westfield Miranda god Bless
Speaker 4: channel at the front desk, and she developed them and
Speaker 4: was icy, like so icy when she had.
Speaker 2: Talking about the judgment that the law, like, we don't
Speaker 2: need that judgment, Okay. Can I also just say that
Speaker 2: if you're into some shower stuff, the waterproof polaroids that
Speaker 2: have come out, please.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we were this is so much talking
Speaker 4: about that this episode, we were just discussing shower stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh really, well, no, seriously, the waterproof poloids you can
Speaker 2: now you can take them into the shower, take as
Speaker 2: many photos as you want, and you can go get
Speaker 2: them to do it.
Speaker 4: You are you are an animal?
Speaker 2: Oh no, bush turkey, but.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on. So the camera itself is waterproof?
Speaker 2: Well I think so, I don't. I don't know how
Speaker 2: physics works, but I'm assuming.
Speaker 4: Have you seen these, Louis?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't know these existed in waterproof.
Speaker 2: The free word Google search, so.
Speaker 4: I can drop you at any moment, Luke. So well,
Speaker 4: that's so interesting. Do you shoot film, Louie? Do you
Speaker 4: ever do anything like that?
Speaker 7: I don't honestly. Yeah, so sorry, no.
Speaker 4: No, I don't blame you. You're a camera role bad?
Speaker 4: Is your camera roll full? Do you have a hidden folder, Louis?
Speaker 7: Do you know? Okay, so last week I decided that
Speaker 7: I needed a hidden folder because, you know, just over
Speaker 7: the last little while, twelve months perhaps twelve months, twelve
Speaker 7: months of single life has passed, and yeah, I find
Speaker 7: myself more and more when I show someone my camera role,
Speaker 7: getting fucking terrified about what will show up. So I
Speaker 7: had this come to Jesus moment where I was like,
Speaker 7: I need I need a private albudo.
Speaker 4: And do you have one of the apps that's disguised
Speaker 4: as a disguised as a calculator, or do you have
Speaker 4: the hidden app on iPhone?
Speaker 7: The hidden folder? Sorry, the hidden folder? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Louis warning though, the hidden folder if
Speaker 4: you plug it into a computer doesn't work, and if
Speaker 4: you plug your phone, because I did it to Mitchell
Speaker 4: the other day. Mitchell went, oh, can you we did
Speaker 4: the bar class for our hobby hunt, and there's that
Speaker 4: bush Chack coming back for revenge.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no, it's just getting aggressive. It's fine.
Speaker 4: Mitch goes, can you send me the videos from our
Speaker 4: bar class? And I go, sure, they're really large. He goes,
Speaker 4: plug your phone in, So I plug it in. All
Speaker 4: these nudes open up on his computer. Yeah yeah, he
Speaker 4: sees them all. He sees all the It's ruthless.
Speaker 7: And that's why I don't trust the cloud either, don't
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, the cloud's not really the.
Speaker 4: Cloud's not real. And after what happened to Jay Law,
Speaker 4: you know, like I don't trust all right, look, we're
Speaker 4: gonna let you go. You it sound like you're in
Speaker 4: the middle of a corrump and bird sanctuary. For Christ's sake,
Speaker 4: a bit of respect for the show, all right, thank you, Luke.
Speaker 4: A DM price will get you a prize. Okay, no
Speaker 4: worries unhinged he was. I loved him and then I
Speaker 4: hated him. Very quickly.
Speaker 7: I oscillated between the two.
Speaker 4: You got very quiet. At one point, I'm like, they're
Speaker 4: gonna fucking throw so soon he's upset.
Speaker 7: My guests of honor Ice storm out out of the studio. No,
Speaker 7: we we love Luke. I would genuinely want to have
Speaker 7: a couple spicy mugs.
Speaker 4: If you want to get in touch and heaving. Is
Speaker 4: it just you on the show? Slide into the DMS,
Speaker 4: a couple of mitches and we'll get you on. Okay,
Speaker 4: Louis Hansen is here. Everybody is my god us co host.
Speaker 4: First time in IJIM history that Mitchell Coombs has been away.
Speaker 4: He is absent, But Louis, you're doing a brilliant job.
Speaker 7: Thank you. Does it feel strange to be talking to
Speaker 7: someone different?
Speaker 4: No, to be with another to share the company with
Speaker 4: another man. No, Because I love you and I adore you.
Speaker 4: That's why, that's why I chose you.
Speaker 7: I love you. I'm just honestly so happy to be here.
Speaker 7: And I know I think we've already said this, but
Speaker 7: it bears repeating. You are in your sexiest fucking error
Speaker 7: right now. Yes, you're thriving, You're thriving.
Speaker 4: Stop it. I feel good. No, I genuinely feel good.
Speaker 4: It's something that you and I were talking about before
Speaker 4: we turn the mics on. But you know, it's just like,
Speaker 4: and you found confidence. I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 4: but like, I've never had this period in my life,
Speaker 4: you know, so it just is a nice little I
Speaker 4: feel twenty one again. It's really weird, I really do.
Speaker 7: It truly is a rebirth, and there's just something so
Speaker 7: freeing about it.
Speaker 4: It's nice.
Speaker 7: So it's yeah, it's really incredible to see. And so
Speaker 7: when you asked me to be on the show, I
Speaker 7: was just like, fuck, I would love to sit down
Speaker 7: for an hour or so and talk to this incredible human.
Speaker 4: My god, bless you, bless Yeah. But if I was
Speaker 4: fat three months ago, you would have said no. Is
Speaker 4: that what you saying? Interesting? No fats, no fans.
Speaker 7: I've just been fuck off.
Speaker 4: I've just seen I was actually matched with you in Melbourn.
Speaker 4: I don't want bring it up, and you blocked me.
Speaker 7: No, You've always been a sexy motherfucker. Get over there.
Speaker 7: You're trying to be so candid and alm down down.
Speaker 4: I've got so many sound effects. Mitch hates the sound effects, Louis,
Speaker 4: he just doesn't enjoy them.
Speaker 7: No, I actually love a sound effect me too.
Speaker 4: Because they add to something like if I were to
Speaker 4: say to you, like I'm gonna tell a story, right,
Speaker 4: and I got Louis, Oh my god. I stayed at
Speaker 4: my men's house. She lives in Woollongong, in this old, old,
Speaker 4: dilapidated house, right, And it's it's an attic. That's where
Speaker 4: I stay when I'm staying with my Alma, you know,
Speaker 4: covered in cobwebs. And I opened the door of the attic,
Speaker 4: and what do I see? But I see a porcelain
Speaker 4: Dutch doll in wooden clogs and its eyes move, Louis,
Speaker 4: the eyes move. See the sound effect just made that fantastic?
Speaker 4: Didn't that? That was great?
Speaker 7: I just got shivers.
Speaker 4: Talk about your European trip. It's a Greek national anthem.
Speaker 7: That's how I felt after my first threesome.
Speaker 3: That's the best. Yeah, come on, he did.
Speaker 4: Grettism is what you're saying. Your thrusting started those Greek
Speaker 4: bosh fires? Is that what happened?
Speaker 7: Louis No, that is that is too real as someone
Speaker 7: who was in those Greek bush fires.
Speaker 4: Hold on, tell me about the tell me about this
Speaker 4: the Greek reason? What happened? Are you happy to disclose?
Speaker 7: Goodness? Well, see, this is this is my dilemma a moment, right.
Speaker 7: I had so much fun in Europe and I get.
Speaker 4: Close to the microphone. You can turn your microphone rider
Speaker 4: so you don't have to speak loudly.
Speaker 7: I lived so many lives in Europe. Yeah, there was
Speaker 7: so much debauchery. It was hot, it was sweaty. But
Speaker 7: I've come back to Melbourne and I don't know if
Speaker 7: I can divulge all of the details of my stories
Speaker 7: because there was some debauchery. But one night I engaged
Speaker 7: in a menajati first ever.
Speaker 9: A third, third ever, third ever threesome, third ever threesome,
Speaker 9: first in Europe, and funny, funny, I say, mena it was.
Speaker 7: It was in nice of all. I think the day
Speaker 7: after I went parasailing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, because the crotch was so horn up
Speaker 4: from the belt.
Speaker 7: Actually, let me just tell you life has two great pleasures,
Speaker 7: parasailing and threesomes.
Speaker 4: I can I mention, how did you have one other
Speaker 4: person or did you have the two? Were you looking?
Speaker 4: Were they looking for a third? Come on? Give me something?
Speaker 7: They were a couple, of course they were from America.
Speaker 7: I'm still trying to do the sultry voice.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, because the music you can.
Speaker 7: Cut the cameras.
Speaker 3: Cameras.
Speaker 7: No, I love, I love out of my I love that.
Speaker 7: I'm talking as if I'm so well versed in threesomes.
Speaker 7: I've had three threesomes. But the uh yeah, the experience
Speaker 7: in Nice was really fun because I love I love
Speaker 7: doing it with a couple because I am the prime possession,
Speaker 7: Like all the attention is on me, and that's so fun.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's so true.
Speaker 4: So do you are you like? I mean, I don't
Speaker 4: want to. Are you like at their disposal? Is that
Speaker 4: kind of what's hot?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: Are you sort of you know, do do with me
Speaker 4: what you will to get you guys off? Or is
Speaker 4: it is that not?
Speaker 7: Well, that that is very that's kind of hot. That
Speaker 7: is kind of hot. I will admit that, but this
Speaker 7: felt very even though I was the newbie, the stranger
Speaker 7: in the situation, we were all on the same level,
Speaker 7: you know. It just felt very primal.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And the best part about it is was it one
Speaker 4: of those reasons where they kind of hate fucking their
Speaker 4: relationships about to break up? So this is the act
Speaker 4: of saving it? Like could you see the tension in
Speaker 4: their eyes? Or are they very much in love?
Speaker 7: I was shocked because midway through they'd like look at
Speaker 7: each other and be like, oh, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was you were like, sorry, direct is
Speaker 4: that directing that to me?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 7: I love you too? Yeah, Like I get a bit
Speaker 7: jealous if the attention wasn't on me for five cents.
Speaker 7: But no, it was great to see that dynamic between
Speaker 7: the two of them. I love that we're having this
Speaker 7: conversation right now.
Speaker 4: It's fine, be comfortable, but just be open and I'm
Speaker 4: glad you feel comfortable. Like once again, I am your therapist.
Speaker 4: I always fall into this role.
Speaker 7: I'm doing it for the idiots out there. Well.
Speaker 4: When I can't wait for my first three three, Louise,
Speaker 4: third three is Mitch's first threes, I need a speech pologist.
Speaker 4: I can't wait, and I'll call you and let you
Speaker 4: know how it goes.
Speaker 7: Okay, it will be everything and more. Trust me. Before
Speaker 7: I engaged in one, I thought that I would be
Speaker 7: the person in the corner that was left out, Like
Speaker 7: they're kind of jerking each other off, and I'm in
Speaker 7: the corner like cutting up some sliced oranges for everyone,
Speaker 7: like handing out some gatorade that energy. But you know,
Speaker 7: what all you need to do is just find the
Speaker 7: right couple. And I swear by the couple theory because
Speaker 7: then they really focus on you know.
Speaker 4: But you and I come from like happy, healthy, Like
Speaker 4: your parents are still together, Yes they are, so are mine.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's fucked us? Like, do you think
Speaker 4: that's really fucked us? Because we have this vision of
Speaker 4: pure pure that my parents are so in love Louis, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what I want. I want a husband that can
Speaker 4: be in love with me in forty years, in the
Speaker 4: same burning desire that they had for me when we
Speaker 4: first met.
Speaker 7: I think that that is a very valid reason. Like
Speaker 7: my parents are the same, like I love my I
Speaker 7: actually see similarities with your parents and my parents. Like
Speaker 7: when you talk about your dad and stuff, because my
Speaker 7: parents are absolute teddy bears as well. Yeah, but I see
Speaker 7: their relationship, and I see my brother and my sister
Speaker 7: in law's relationship. They've been together for about ten years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And for me, so I see it all.
Speaker 7: Yeah, with my niece and so, you know, I'm surrounded
Speaker 7: by really you know, incredible, strong relationships, and I'm thinking, yeah,
Speaker 7: maybe that has fucked me over a bit because I'm like, well,
Speaker 7: if it's not up to their standard in my eyes,
Speaker 7: then I don't want it.
Speaker 4: My god, I'm so similar, very very similar. And now
Speaker 4: I'm falling in love with Louis Hanson and I'm staring
Speaker 4: into his eyes down the zoom camera. Something's happening. Let's
Speaker 4: move on. We're gonna play this with Louie Hanson. Let's
Speaker 4: go a little darkness smile. Sound of Silence, which is
Speaker 4: a game that we play with many of our guests.
Speaker 4: It is where we challenge them to call someone in
Speaker 4: their contact list and hold a phone call for as
Speaker 4: long as they can. Now, the timer will start when
Speaker 4: you ask the first question. So, Louis, we're going to
Speaker 4: get you to call someone. You can call whoever you like,
Speaker 4: but the timer will begin after the first question, so
Speaker 4: you can say, oh, hi, it's me, Louis, what are
Speaker 4: you doing right now? Timer starts at the point of
Speaker 4: the first question, so then they can get an answer
Speaker 4: out and then you can see how long they stays.
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 7: Yeah, great, I'm excited. I really want to start off
Speaker 7: so broad and vague to just see what twists they
Speaker 7: get themselves into.
Speaker 4: One percent. But you also, I will say, the rules
Speaker 4: are you have one bridging phrase, so if you feel,
Speaker 4: if you're feeling that they're about to hang up, you
Speaker 4: can add one Oh.
Speaker 7: Wait, okay, cool, yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, you have something, but it can't be how is
Speaker 4: your day too much? No? No, no, no, just just something
Speaker 4: to keep it going, you know, edge them a little.
Speaker 7: This is incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot. Carla from Bankstown, I believe see
Speaker 4: Mitch's the brains of the show. I'm I'm just the beauty.
Speaker 4: He remembers the times and who did well. But Carla
Speaker 4: from Bankstown, I believe Eloi's f Toss did really well.
Speaker 4: I think she's the last one we did it with. Anyway,
Speaker 4: let's see how long you go for. Okay, Louis, who
Speaker 4: are we calling today?
Speaker 7: Today? We are calling my lovely, lovely dear friend Tully
Speaker 7: smythe I love Tally.
Speaker 4: Tully was on Big Brother a couple of years ago, right, yeah.
Speaker 7: She was, She's been on a couple of times, and
Speaker 7: she is a dear friend. We've become very close over
Speaker 7: the past year or so, and I just think that
Speaker 7: she would be so funny for this.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well, I'm going to get my time around.
Speaker 4: You have one question, then full silence, Louis, do not speak.
Speaker 4: How long can you keep Tully smile on the line.
Speaker 7: For and only only one?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 7: Correct?
Speaker 4: Correct, You'll be fine. You've got this. Let's dial Tully.
Speaker 4: The timer will begin after the first question is asked, Hi,
Speaker 4: have court Tully?
Speaker 7: I never checked my real friends leaving us in the dust?
Speaker 4: Right, do you want to you want to try anyone
Speaker 4: else else? You want to? Frooms is on a flight?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean we can try Lucinda. I don't
Speaker 7: know when her flight is.
Speaker 4: Why don't we try try your mum? What's her name?
Speaker 4: What are the details?
Speaker 7: We're calling my best friend in the world, my mother?
Speaker 4: Oh, blessed on the socials. She's she's gorgeous, she's an icon.
Speaker 7: Oh, she she is everything and more, and I think
Speaker 7: she'd be great for this, because, bless her soul, when
Speaker 7: she gets on a tangent, she will not stop.
Speaker 4: Oh love. Okay, well, you've got one one question to ask,
Speaker 4: so make sure it's a good question to keep her going.
Speaker 4: And then one bridging sentence, we're calling your beautiful mother.
Speaker 4: You're feeling okay? Can I dial?
Speaker 7: Let's dial.
Speaker 4: I'm tapping out this all you.
Speaker 2: This is truly Please leave the message and I'll get
Speaker 2: that cue.
Speaker 7: Do not disturb.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is brutal.
Speaker 4: Because maybe it'll push through. Do not Yeah, No, her
Speaker 4: phone's off.
Speaker 7: Her phone's off.
Speaker 4: Should we try dad?
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, let's try dad.
Speaker 5: This is great.
Speaker 4: We should just leave all this in and not do
Speaker 4: a prank call.
Speaker 7: I know, honestly, like the fact that we've been trying
Speaker 7: to frank all of these people. No one picks up.
Speaker 7: Imagine if I truly needed help right now, no one's
Speaker 7: picking Up's a ship for Paul Louis. Okay, we're calling
Speaker 7: my father, the love of my life, mister Andrew Hanson.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've seen him in the content. Your dad.
Speaker 4: Your dad's a silver fox. He's a gorgeous man.
Speaker 7: He is such a sweetheart and I'm just obsessed with him.
Speaker 7: I don't know how long he will talk, though, so
Speaker 7: this will be very interesting.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's try it. Let's call your dad. Sound
Speaker 4: of silence starts from the first question, so ask him
Speaker 4: a question and I'll start the timer.
Speaker 2: Okay, he called Andrew Hansen. I can't take a call
Speaker 2: just now, believe.
Speaker 7: Wait, wait, So for the first for the first time
Speaker 7: in GIM history, we have called three people who refuse
Speaker 7: to pick up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know what, let's leave it there.
Speaker 4: That's the end of the show. Everybody.
Speaker 7: I think that no one loves me enough to pick
Speaker 7: the fuck up.
Speaker 3: This is the best.
Speaker 4: Not we wanted to beat the record, but in fact
Speaker 4: you have set a record, the shortest ever sound of
Speaker 4: silence call in the history of vision. I love it
Speaker 4: all right. I think that's a perfect note to end on.
Speaker 7: Leuis, thank you for coming on the show. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: love you.
Speaker 4: Oh we had so much fun. Louis Hanson on all socials,
Speaker 4: TikTok and stuff. You know, I'm sure you've got a twitch.
Speaker 4: There'd be linked in there.
Speaker 7: Oh there'll be something. Yeah, just go explore. Just yeah,
Speaker 7: tap away.
Speaker 4: You'll find give him a follow you do any live
Speaker 4: shows with with froms you listen to price or not?
Speaker 4: None coming up?
Speaker 7: None coming up? But I will say there are some
Speaker 7: in the works, but I can't reveal any information.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, all right, we can't wait.
Speaker 7: Thank you for we have nothing on I just like
Speaker 7: you love that.
Speaker 4: I gave you a bone through your bone free from
Speaker 4: all right, Thank you for coming here. Guys will see you.
Speaker 4: Thank you for coming here like this is a delicate Coles.
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming everyone. We're back next week, Coombs, we'll
Speaker 4: be back. Jenna will be back as well. Normally we
Speaker 4: have our prize keeper, our third wheel, but Jenna was
Speaker 4: a no show. She has an ear infection.
Speaker 7: Louis, damn, it's just been you and I.
Speaker 4: I think we held the ship, held the fort down.
Speaker 7: I think we can't killed that.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie Browser and Peach.
Speaker 7: Baby.
Speaker 4: If Mitch ever dies, let's start a podcast just Bowser
Speaker 4: and Peach. I think that'd be brilliant.
Speaker 7: Yeah cool, I'm sure he's gonna love hearing that.
Speaker 4: No, it'll be fine. He listen to this because he's
Speaker 4: seething with jealousy. But we do miss your Mitch and
Speaker 4: Louis miss you pay to have you see you next week? Idiots,
Speaker 4: goodbye bye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: A welcome to add brief. I've actually never said that,
Speaker 4: Louis Mitch always brings in a d D brief. That's
Speaker 4: the first time in my whole history of hosting this
Speaker 4: podcast that I've said that.
Speaker 7: That's rather profound.
Speaker 3: It's pretty big.
Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. I can't even remember what Mitch says.
Speaker 4: Nothing is prepared, nothing is rehearsed. We have ADHD. So
Speaker 4: this is where we just go off lim we debrief
Speaker 4: on the show, and we talk shit. So you can't
Speaker 4: be mad at something that he said in this part
Speaker 4: of the show because it's not planned. It's not the
Speaker 4: real show.
Speaker 7: Thank you. I'm kicking off my open toad sandals kick
Speaker 7: them off.
Speaker 4: Is that a Greek? Did you buy that in Europe?
Speaker 4: Because that was the energy of the trip.
Speaker 7: No, I got them. These are from Roden Gun.
Speaker 4: Oh, so so what I expected from Greece.
Speaker 3: I was expecting you.
Speaker 4: To go, Oh, you know, I was in Nice and
Speaker 4: I had just been fucked by two American body builders.
Speaker 4: And then I was walking through the streets and stopped
Speaker 4: off in a gorgeous little hole in the wall. Oh
Speaker 4: that's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I didn't buy any lovely Grecian sandals that I've
Speaker 7: just I've stuck to my roden gun and I also
Speaker 7: have some added ass slides.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Well, you're a bit of a
Speaker 4: fashion boy. I do admire your looks. You turn a look, Louis,
Speaker 4: You're very good at that.
Speaker 7: Do you know what? Thanks? Because I love I love fashion,
Speaker 7: but I don't know. Look, I wouldn't say that I
Speaker 7: have incredible fashion, but I love fashion. I think fashion's fun.
Speaker 4: I agree with you. I don't have a I don't
Speaker 4: think I've got a great sense of fashion, but I
Speaker 4: enjoy it, and I enjoy when someone else can put
Speaker 4: me in nice clothes and I go, oh, I feel
Speaker 4: nice in these. But I could never I don't have
Speaker 4: the eye. Oh, I don't have a brilliant eye to
Speaker 4: do it myself.
Speaker 7: Yeah isn't that? I mean, how fun to have someone
Speaker 7: do it for you?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 7: I'm having a having a similar ish at the moment.
Speaker 7: In terms of an eye for styling. I'm trying to
Speaker 7: fill in my place with furniture. We're talking art, We're
Speaker 7: talking I don't fucking know what else you put in
Speaker 7: a fucking house, And I don't know what's happened to me.
Speaker 7: But now that I've been, you know, given this position
Speaker 7: to be like, okay, I can I need to fill
Speaker 7: in an apartment such house? I don't know where to start.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Well I I'm like, I can help you.
Speaker 4: So I do you live alone?
Speaker 7: I live alone?
Speaker 4: You live alone? And you've got a big house, right,
Speaker 4: I see stories is like a backyard and is there
Speaker 4: a trampoline?
Speaker 7: There is a trampoline. There is a backyard and a trampoline.
Speaker 4: Well, so your brain went, I don't know if I
Speaker 4: need a couch, not quite sure if I need a
Speaker 4: kitchen island, but you know what I do need a
Speaker 4: trampoline absolutely.
Speaker 7: Say less. Say less. I've lived in this house for
Speaker 7: about about a year now, and it looks so fucking empty.
Speaker 7: I'm embarrassed to have people over, but then I just
Speaker 7: distract them by showing them my trampoline.
Speaker 4: So smart. Do you ever have guys over and go, hey,
Speaker 4: do you want to go out on there. Do you
Speaker 4: want to go on the trampoline?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: Because usually when they come over it's like three am
Speaker 7: and then they're out by four am.
Speaker 4: Three am is late.
Speaker 7: It's the Devil's hour.
Speaker 4: Gluie, that's really late. Do you get horned up before bedtime?
Speaker 7: Sometimes it just hits you really odd hours of the night,
Speaker 7: and you know when it comes to your nine to
Speaker 7: five hours or even just your before midnights, I'm dedicating
Speaker 7: that time to my nearest and dearest.
Speaker 4: Of course, you're a family boy.
Speaker 7: There's there's places to be, there's people to see, and
Speaker 7: so then you know, you get to a certain part
Speaker 7: of the night. It could be three m. Alcohol may
Speaker 7: have been consumed prior.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that gets me going, Yeah doesn't it just doesn't.
Speaker 4: Just no one red, two red, I'm ready to I'm
Speaker 4: jump I'm jumping on and I'm going to town. But three, No,
Speaker 4: I can't. It's like me in the shower, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't have any more than three and fun really yeah,
Speaker 4: no way, I can'tme out, I'm done.
Speaker 7: Is that is that just red wine? Or is that
Speaker 7: all alcohol?
Speaker 3: Alcohol?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 4: But between two and three is my sweet spot of
Speaker 4: like ultimate horniness and fun and then I'm in full control.
Speaker 4: But anything else and I just can't, like, I'm no
Speaker 4: good in the sack after three drinks.
Speaker 7: It's just like it's it's it's a tipping point drinking
Speaker 7: the third drink?
Speaker 4: Are you okay? Can you do it with more than
Speaker 4: three drinks?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're so cool, we sound so hot. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I can't get erected in the shower. Also, if I
Speaker 4: had more than three Yellowtail charazas, my dick is like
Speaker 4: a wet rag ah embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But but but there's no.
Speaker 4: But, Louis, it's I worry about I overshare and I
Speaker 4: say absolutely everything that happens in my life on this podcast,
Speaker 4: and I go, if it gets to a point with
Speaker 4: a guy, right, I'm leaning back now, if it gets
Speaker 4: to a point with a guy where you know, it's three, four,
Speaker 4: five dates in and you're going, there could be something here.
Speaker 4: They would have listened to the pop if they had
Speaker 4: a podcast where they spoke about their life, I'd want
Speaker 4: to listen to that show. I'd want to hear them.
Speaker 4: So I think someone is going to eventually hear this.
Speaker 7: Oh, absolutely, And it sounds like by the amount of
Speaker 7: people that you have fucked in recent times. They do
Speaker 7: listen absolutely very true.
Speaker 4: No, but like a like a love interest. You know,
Speaker 4: my question to you is and should I stop and
Speaker 4: should I not talk about any of this? Because is it?
Speaker 4: Is it a turn off? Is it not? Is it
Speaker 4: not endearing?
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 7: I think you need you need to keep going, you
Speaker 7: need to persevere, don't give up, don't stop fucking because
Speaker 7: the joy it like even the joy I had in
Speaker 7: listening to some of the past few episodes, like they
Speaker 7: do say, No they don't. I was gonna say the
Speaker 7: devil's in the details.
Speaker 4: But like I mean, they do say that.
Speaker 7: I think, yeah, they do say that, but I don't
Speaker 7: think that's what I wanted to say in that time.
Speaker 7: But what I'm trying to say is like those little
Speaker 7: gems are the reason why the podcast is so good,
Speaker 7: and you want to keep listening because you want to
Speaker 7: hear about all the specifics. Who wants to listen to
Speaker 7: an hour of people just being vague? So I think
Speaker 7: it's great, and you're a great storyteller as well, So
Speaker 7: it just it's still in stop the compliments I do.
Speaker 7: I was going to say, like, Okay, if where if
Speaker 7: this is the special section of the show, nothing's off
Speaker 7: limits and half of the listenership is gone, fine, sue me.
Speaker 7: I will be honest. Yes, I may be able to last,
Speaker 7: you know, after quite a few drinks, many drinks actually, However,
Speaker 7: commer I will never come first. Oh ever, and a
Speaker 7: lot of the time may never come.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is so interesting. Oh this is
Speaker 4: so interesting. So are we talking drinks or this is
Speaker 4: just sex in general?
Speaker 7: We are talking in general, but exacerbated by drinks. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Do you have a preference, like are you are you
Speaker 4: like what where? What's your prefer are you bows? Are
Speaker 4: you peaching?
Speaker 7: Well, you know what's really really funny?
Speaker 3: Or Yoshi?
Speaker 4: Are you Yoshi? Which means you know you're kind of
Speaker 4: Yoshi at the moment.
Speaker 7: Eggs, Yeah, it was. I had this moment when I
Speaker 7: was looking at the two men in nice during our threesome,
Speaker 7: and I went, I'm Yochi because I used to the
Speaker 7: past couple of years. I definitely used to be peach. Yes,
Speaker 7: but something's come over me now and I'm just like, oh, like,
Speaker 7: love is love, bodies and bodies do as you please.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's all about pleasure at the end. Of
Speaker 4: the day, you'd be Bowser.
Speaker 7: And I'm sure you can attest to this, or maybe not,
Speaker 7: because you're I'm assuming pure Bowser vibes. But I look
Speaker 7: at someone and I go, I am Bowser, and then
Speaker 7: I'll look at someone else and I'll go, my fucking god,
Speaker 7: peach me up.
Speaker 4: Interesting, interesting, I'm yet and I'm so open to it,
Speaker 4: I really am. But I am yet to have that
Speaker 4: feeling of, you know, save me from my castle, me
Speaker 4: and my little toad come and come and destroy me.
Speaker 4: I'm peach I just haven't had that. I've never had
Speaker 4: that rush over me, you know. And if it does,
Speaker 4: I'm down for it. But my energy very much lies
Speaker 4: in the Bowser of it.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 7: You're you're you're scaling that castle.
Speaker 4: I am. I'm scaling the castle, and I'm I'm so
Speaker 4: envious of Mario and I and it's all I want.
Speaker 4: I just want to bowser. But I mean my exploration era,
Speaker 4: so who knows, who knows?
Speaker 7: I could peach it up, And that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: I think I'd be more of a shy guy if
Speaker 4: I was, if I was in that environment. I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know what part of the Marvel cinematic universe,
Speaker 4: you for but I be a shy guy, all like
Speaker 4: a Luigi like, I'd go there, but also I'd kind
Speaker 4: of be a bit coy about it because it'd be
Speaker 4: my It would be my real first time I and
Speaker 4: I have done it. I don't enjoy it, but it
Speaker 4: would be my you know, early days for me in
Speaker 4: that territory.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know when we flip the switch and
Speaker 7: you're in bowser mode, you don't have to be coin shy.
Speaker 4: You go, Oh my god, I believe I'm breathing fire.
Speaker 4: I'm breathing absolute fire. Back to back to Coming, Let's
Speaker 4: circle back.
Speaker 3: Back to Welcome Back.
Speaker 4: To Coming with Louis Hanson and Mitch Jury. Today we're
Speaker 4: talking volume and timings. I My volume recently has been fantastic.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Maybe because I'm drinking more water
Speaker 4: on my hot girl walks, but they're maybe I'm more
Speaker 4: like enjoying it more because it's like hookupy. But oh,
Speaker 4: the sheer volume, it's fantastic, amazing, really good. A lot
Speaker 4: of tea am I there? I will. I often prefer
Speaker 4: to come second, but I will always always get there.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty easy to get off do you do you struggle?
Speaker 4: Are you harder to get there?
Speaker 7: I think yeah, yeah, And I think though the more,
Speaker 7: like you know, over over this past year, this gorgeous,
Speaker 7: gorgeous year, I have developed a I'm not gonna say
Speaker 7: regular roster, but there's like a couple of people that
Speaker 7: you know, we've slept with each other a lot of
Speaker 7: times now, and so for me maybe it's just the
Speaker 7: comfortability and after a while, like sleeping with someone for
Speaker 7: a few times, something switches in me and it's like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, I'm like instant. Yes, but I would
Speaker 7: say more often than not, if I am having a
Speaker 7: one night stand or if it's someone I don't know,
Speaker 7: I often find it hard to come interesting.
Speaker 4: Do you have a like anxiety? No?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are you medicated for that?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Do you have like a worst hookup story? Is there
Speaker 4: one that you always tell or is there an experience
Speaker 4: that just mortifies you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, are open to discussing yes, okay, yes, it's a
Speaker 4: safe space, but I will I'm just going to start
Speaker 4: and be kind of vague though it.
Speaker 7: Involves myself and another person. Uh huh, we are yep,
Speaker 7: thank you. I wasn't on a board walk at nighttime
Speaker 7: getting a blowshop. Two people. We were on a bed
Speaker 7: and it is very sexy. We start having sex and
Speaker 7: then all of a sudden we see blood everywhere. Oh no, yes,
Speaker 7: on the bed, on the bed. One of us will
Speaker 7: not disclose who had a bit of an accident that
Speaker 7: involved blood. And the person that I was sleeping with,
Speaker 7: they had just gotten fresh Sheridan sheets that day, like
Speaker 7: bought new ones. We're talking hundreds of dollars thread.
Speaker 4: Count through the roof. I can only imagine.
Speaker 7: And you know what, they felt superb, but they looked
Speaker 7: less superb with just blood.
Speaker 4: Every how much blood, how much like a dribbling, like
Speaker 4: a nosebleed.
Speaker 7: Amount of blood It was enough for like a hand
Speaker 7: to be placed on the buss region to be lifted
Speaker 7: up and blood drop hooks were coming down on the fingers.
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, right, was there? Pain was whoever it was?
Speaker 7: So whoever was experiencing this didn't feel that much pain.
Speaker 7: That's why it was a shock that it just came
Speaker 7: out of nowhere. Yes, but from there, so we stopped.
Speaker 7: But and he he is, he was, he is the
Speaker 7: loveliest person we had. We had a bond, we had
Speaker 7: a connection. So it was a really sweet time, and
Speaker 7: I could imagine that being quite a more mortified thing, mortifying,
Speaker 7: mortifying experience. But yeah, that stays with me as like
Speaker 7: the train wreck sexual encounter totally.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that would be very frightening. And the sheets,
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the real, that's the real travesty of
Speaker 4: the situation.
Speaker 3: The sheep.
Speaker 7: I felt so bad I was the one to have bled.
Speaker 7: I would have felt so.
Speaker 4: Felt so guilty, so so guilty. Louis, Well, I had
Speaker 4: I met up with someone on the weekend and I'm
Speaker 4: house sitting a friend's place in Bondai, And tell me
Speaker 4: if this is unethical? Am I a good friend or
Speaker 4: a bad friend? I fucked on the couch of a
Speaker 4: of a house of the friend, the house that I
Speaker 4: was house sitting, and I messaged her and she was unhappy.
Speaker 4: She was unhappy that I fucked on the couch.
Speaker 3: Stop, Yeah, wasn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't love the vibe that I fucked on the couch.
Speaker 7: Oh, because firstly, well secondly, I would support anyone rooting
Speaker 7: on my coutch, thank you.
Speaker 4: And it was a beautiful chaise leather couch and we
Speaker 4: got it on and she said, don't use my bed,
Speaker 4: so I didn't, so I used the couch. I thought
Speaker 4: it was fair game.
Speaker 7: That's lovely, like the fact that you thought ahead to
Speaker 7: not use the bed, but U a couch. I mean,
Speaker 7: you know it's not a bit, it's a couch.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 4: I completely agree. Then they stayed the night, first time
Speaker 4: ever that someone stayed the night. Do you like inviting
Speaker 4: people to stay?
Speaker 3: No? Oh?
Speaker 7: Do you tell no? I love? Okay to all the
Speaker 7: idiots out there, I'm a lovely person, right, I'm a caring,
Speaker 7: an affectionate person. However, commer if it comes to just
Speaker 7: like a one night stand or just a situation where
Speaker 7: you're like, we both know what we're here for. I
Speaker 7: would prefer to go to their house, but it being
Speaker 7: bada boom and I'll leave. I'll be like done because
Speaker 7: I love to just wake up by myself.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, Fairnessey. I want to have like someone on
Speaker 4: my shoulder and cuddle. And but maybe that's because I'm
Speaker 4: out of a relationship. Maybe that will fade over time,
Speaker 4: But that's because that's probably the biggest thing that I'm missing,
Speaker 4: is that intimacy. So maybe that's what I'm looking for
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 7: How did it.
Speaker 4: Feel so good. Amazing.
Speaker 7: I loved it waking up next to something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, really good, really nice, and then like like
Speaker 4: then we showered together. It was absolutely lovely.
Speaker 7: Wow, maybe I need to invite someone over.
Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, I should call him. You should call him?
Speaker 4: And yeah, go, I'll wash the sheets this time. Don't worry,
Speaker 4: don't wait. All right, well, Louis, we better go. This
Speaker 4: was so much fun. I had the best time with you.
Speaker 4: Do you want to stay the nice?
Speaker 7: This was amazing? Yeah, this was really really fun. We
Speaker 7: got naughty.
Speaker 4: Do you think you were going to get this naughty?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: I didn't think I'd been talking about bleeding during sex.
Speaker 4: Got the got Yeah, well, Louis, it was a pleasure
Speaker 4: having you on hearing the conquests of Greece, Louis Hanson
Speaker 4: on all platforms is where people can find you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, just have a Google, just see where
Speaker 7: the wind takes you.
Speaker 4: All right, brilliant. We love you and truly I adore you,
Speaker 4: and I can't wait to hang out with you more
Speaker 4: in Melbourne. You're such a sweetheart. Thank you for filling in.
Speaker 7: I love you, Thank you for having me. Bye, idiots,
Speaker 7: see your idiots.
Speaker 4: We'll see you next week Coombs is back. Don't worry
Speaker 4: and we'll see you next Monday. Oh and we hope
Speaker 4: this podcast. This is how we sign off every week.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast makes you feel at least three
Speaker 4: percent better today. And then you say, so we do amazing.
Speaker 4: You have to say that, so we do. Brilliant. There
Speaker 4: we go, well said, so natural, So we do see
Speaker 4: you next week.
Speaker 7: See Louis, I thought you were going to lead me in.
Speaker 4: Oh, we hope this podcast makes you feel at least
Speaker 4: three percent better today, So we.
Speaker 7: Do so good, so good, See you, Louis.
Speaker 4: See idiots.
Speaker 7: Bye?
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