WEBVTT - #160: I'm Always Unhappy with Louis Hanson 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:07.360 Is It Just Real? Hosted by a couple of mitches. Hello, 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:13.160 are you yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood? 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:16.640 Smell and it's kind of fun? 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:17.880 Just you? 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:19.400 You feelthy unhinged bitch? 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:27.600 Honestly, what's wrong with you? Hub and sirtual coos? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:27.800 Hell? 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:33.400 Are you Cura you Kiora coming to us live from 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.480 where you on a boat? 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:36.240 You idiot? 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:36.760 No? 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.760 Well, I was on a boat, but I'm currently on 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:45.680 a Perky's floating bar on Lake Wakati. Who in Queenstown, 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.839 New Zealand. Wow, So it's like a fairy that doesn't 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:49.720 go anywhere. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:50.919 It's just a floating bar. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.479 Oh, like a giant pontoon. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.720 Yes, essentially, So basically I'm in New Zealand at very 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:57.600 short notice. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.320 Now, can you explain what's going on? Because for the 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:02.520 first time in the history of Is It just Me? 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:06.360 Almost a five year run on the cloud awards millions 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:10.120 of dollars in ad revenue, you, Mitchell, are taking a 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.759 show off for the first time. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.360 Well, am I, because I'm here now, aren't I? 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.000 Are you going to get into an argument over this? 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.600 I you are here and you've made the effort, but 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.640 you're not going to be here for the whole show, right. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.440 Yeah, so listen. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:25.399 I've been a podcasting bitch for quite a few years, 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:29.200 and never in the history of my podcasting career have 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.840 I taken a day off. Not Makeup of Tea, never 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.880 took a day off, Schnitty Committee, never took a day off, 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.480 trash Allie, never took a day off apart from that 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.800 time that I quit the whole show. However, today, Mitchell, 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.399 at your suggestion, you said to me, Mitchell, you're on 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:45.720 a spontaneous holiday. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.320 Yeah, take the day off. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:51.000 And I just couldn't help myself from popping in and saying, hey, 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.280 I'm literally here to say that I'm not here. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.480 Literally, I'm such an enabler. I just thought, I felt 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.560 you deserve a trip. You deserve to relax and not 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.760 have to worry about the show. We're more than capable 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.160 of getting a fill in host, which we have who 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.480 is standing by ready to take over. So is there 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.600 anything you need to get in, Mitchell, anything you want 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.880 to say before you head off and sit on the 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:13.040 non moving boat. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:15.120 All I want to say is that you are a 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.880 little bit too excited at the thought for me being away. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.200 I'm not. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:24.480 Because I said to you, I'm more than happy to 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.400 do the show when I get back to Sydney. And 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.560 then I'm more than happy to do the show from 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:30.240 New Zealand. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:31.080 And you said. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:35.320 No, no, I insist, just don't bother. So it sounds 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:36.840 like you want to get rid of me, and I 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:37.360 won't stop. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.000 No, I don't. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.520 I just want you to know that it's an option. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.560 And also it makes me feel as guilty about the 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.800 three fill in shows that I've made you organized because 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.960 I've just fucked off without a care in the world. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.640 Ah, surely we're up to seven. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.640 No, no, and we don't need to take account. We 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:52.880 don't need to count. The time zones are all off, Mitchell. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.880 So it's almost bedtime for you now. You think you 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.239 for popping in and saying Hi, I do miss you. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.000 Don't forget whenever we go on a trip, we have 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.120 to bring each other back again. So I'm expecting a 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:02.119 New Zealand tree. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.920 I've already got one. Oh, I've already got one. Oh God, 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:05.440 you're good. 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.080 Now I feel bad for reminding you. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.240 Yeah, No, I'm on it, Mitchell. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.440 Like all I can hear are seagulls. This is the 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.720 worst place to record a podcast ever. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:17.320 Yeah, well I'm on holiday, so sorry about that. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:18.440 You look gorgeous. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.480 How do I flip the camera on this shit? 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.160 Let me just paint a picture. He's on a barge. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.840 I can see the beautiful mountains. Whereabouts are you? 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.520 What city Queenstown, New Zealand. There's a seagull. He's the 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.440 offensive seagull making all this noise. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:32.200 Shut up. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:39.440 There's the mountain ranges, beautiful es. There's Lake Wakatipu. That's 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.880 the gondola that I went up the other day. And 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.640 then I want to that canyon swing today. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.280 Oh my god, Wow, you haven't the time of your life, Mitchell. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.720 You know those swings where you sort of dangle from 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.920 the air for a little bit and then with absolutely 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.960 no notice, they just let you go. Wow, you catapult 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.840 into the abyss. I did that today, Mitchell. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:01.560 Save all this. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.560 We want to hear about it next week. Don't blow 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.400 you low. This is next week's conversation. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.200 Oh well, I'll just go fuck myself, man, have a 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:08.720 good show. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.800 We love you, Mitchell, we miss you. Congratulations on your 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:14.800 first six show. Half sick show. 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.719 I'm not sick, and just so you know, and I 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.840 want all of our idiots to know that this is 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:25.200 I've got mother's guilt over this. I can't abandon our podcasts. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.800 This is a huge deal for me. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.760 I know you're not abandoning, but you're I guess you 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.560 are the maternal figure on the show. I'm the paternal 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.080 figure on the show. I think leave you know, and 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:36.880 like your dad has to maybe sit or your dad 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:39.400 takes you driving like you don't. You don't trust him, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.039 but please trust me. I'll be good. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.760 No, I have full faith in you. But please don't 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:48.840 make any jokes about ha. We never needed him. Ah, 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.120 we don't need Mitch. Because I will take it to heart. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.119 I just know it. Play. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.520 You will take it to the cutting room four and 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.400 you will edit them out. And I would never make 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.400 a joke about you ever, and not in that regard 0:04:58.640 --> 0:04:59.520 our friendships too. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.359 I'm not editing this week's episode either. Who the fuck's editing? 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.800 Are you actually not editing this? 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.920 No, I'm on holiday, mate, I'll do it. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:09.840 I'll sort it out. I'll pay someone, we'll put on 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.320 the kideo, we'll outsource the editing. Don't worry anyway. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.560 Have fun, all right, but it's my week off. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.320 Have have fun. Enjoy your week off, enjoy New Zealand, 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.400 can't wait to hear all about it next week, and relax. Okay, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.680 have fun. We miss you, we do, we really miss you. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.880 Oh thank you Darland. Hey, can I just say one thing? Yeah, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.760 if I could, You'll love this as a radio guy. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.040 If I can hook and tease to next week's episode. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:39.640 When I'm back, I will explain why the fuck I've 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.640 done a spontaneous New Zealand trip. And let's just say 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:46.760 that explanation will require another group therapy session. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.520 Oh cry, I'm not in trouble, am I. That's all 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:50.080 I want to know. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.320 No, no, no, it's actually because you and I have 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:57.640 the same therapist. We've done We've done a group therapy 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.960 before a few weeks ago, all about the weight loss, 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.040 body image crap. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.040 And I've got another group therapy for you. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.719 Oh my god. All right, therapy is galore next week 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.680 on the show. Mitchell, my celebrity filling guest who is 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.640 nowhere near as beautiful and as funny as you are. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.880 Don't worry is in reception. Go enjoy your barge. I'm 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.800 gonna let him in. Guys, we're gonna well, let's take 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.880 a break. I'm gonna go bring in our filling host 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.800 for this week's episode with it. You're gonna have to 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.880 wait and listen to find out, Mitchell, go on, go on, 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.640 tell me all right. It is the one and only 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.520 my host today for one week only. Is the incomparable, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:36.400 the hilarious, the gorgeous, the online social media sensation, none 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:36.680 of them. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.720 I've had the week off. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:42.039 Okay, very funny, very funny. Louis Hansen is here in reception, 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.760 and he's too gorgeous to be kept waiting, no doubt, 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.960 in some sort of denim overall number or a leather 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.480 jacket and a crop top. I can't leave him waiting. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:53.400 Oh shit, now I've got foumo. I love Louis. I 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.600 can stick around. It's fine here. 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.640 Get on your barge and fuck off and we'll see 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.680 you in a week. Enjoy your trip, relaxed. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:00.000 Feel guilty? 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.400 Can we have Louis back on when I'm there so 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.400 we can have him as a guest. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.240 Let's see how it goes. First, he's in my capable hands. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.040 I mean, Louis heard that I was in my slut 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.040 era and he said, can I can? I co host? 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:11.840 I won't, No worries Louis slide right in. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.920 Oh my god, I just that's not what happened at all. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:15.840 I can't keep up. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.360 I was going to say, is Louis even single? Maybe 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:19.280 he is? 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:19.960 Loui is. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.640 Don't you worry Louis Is? Maybe not after this episode, 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:24.640 I've tried to fuck you for five years and you 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.280 wouldn't let me anywhere near it. So this year, maybe 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.440 I'm in the era of marrying my co. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.560 Hosts Darling, I'm on the spectrum. You've got to make 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.040 it really obvious if you're trying to fuck me. I've 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.520 never once detected any signals of that situal. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.040 We're not going into this now. You know, in the 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.200 early days, I wanted to get right up in you. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.120 In the first twelve months, I was horned up by you. 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.000 You never told me that, actually, sorry, I've got all 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.400 the time in the world. You never told me that 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.320 You've only made jokes in passing, and I assume they 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:54.840 were jokes. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.520 Did you actually want to enter me? 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.960 Yeah, one hundred percent yes in the first But yeah, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.000 before I got to know you, I was going to say. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.600 What changed? And then you fucking got to know me? 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.720 Our friendship got closer, and I went now, that will 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.000 not be happening. Let's just do a podcast instead. You know, 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.760 I'd argue that a weekly podcast for five years is 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.040 far more intimate than one night inside each other? 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:20.000 So would I? Wow, are you going to propose soon 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:21.320 or time? 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.760 Will tell? Go enjoy your trip. Louis Hanson's here, get Audi. Yeah, 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.840 we'll see you next week. Mitchell, Okay, we'll tell Louie. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.080 I said, hi, I will. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:31.360 I'll send Louis your regards. He's in reception, guys, I'm 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.640 going to go and get him now. Then we're going 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:37.000 to start the show with special guest, comedian online sensation, gorgeous, 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.240 handsome person Louis Hanson see image. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.319 One more thing, one more thing. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.040 We hope this podcast made you feel at least three 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:46.920 percent better today. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:48.200 That's all just three percent. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.760 You can't relinquish control, so we do. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.080 That's all of my obligations fulfilled. 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:59.360 Bye, heay, goodbye, Mitchell. Just move Hello you, Hello, everyone, 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:03.000 Welcome to the show. Show just me. This literally is 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.160 just me. For the first time ever the show is 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.840 is it just me? And for this one moment it 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.600 is just me. It's cheery here. We just kick Coombs out. 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.400 He's on a barge in New Zealand. So for the 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:17.440 first time in the history of the podcast, let's officially 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.319 welcome in. He's a good friend of mine. You'll feel 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:21.960 like he's a good friend of yours because he is 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:26.280 on every social media platform. Every time I open my phone, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.200 I hear his dulcet tones. I see his bussy on 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.400 every app I have on my phone, every single app. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.079 And you have seen it too. Do you want to know? 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.439 Only write a presenter, comedian Louis handsOn. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:37.959 He's here, Lowell. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.280 Welcome sound effects. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:43.400 We have sound effects. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.760 Oh my god, Louis, sound effects. They're the weight of 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.680 my heart. And Mitchell hates my sound effects. He hates them. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.960 I love sound effects. That was amazing. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.280 Thank you. I have him on standby. Welcome to the show. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.720 How does it feel to me Mitch's first ever fill 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:57.240 in host? 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.199 Hey, I'm feeling the pressure heavy. Is the he head 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.760 that wears the crown? They say, And depending on how 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.160 well I do today, this could be the only time 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:06.880 that Mitchell Queen's has a replacement. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.720 I don't know how this has happened, because he was 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.880 so stressed about not doing the show and I said, 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.199 just leave it. With me or sort it out. You 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.520 didn't hear him because you were at reception in the building. 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:18.960 But we just spoke to him on a barge in 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.959 New Zealand, and he would he would not leave. He 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.120 just couldn't relinquished control. I'm like, it's fine. And then 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.760 he was so pissed off that I got you, who 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.560 is of course gorgeous and hilarious. I think he wanted someone, 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:34.000 you know, he wanted me to go low. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.320 Oh my angel, No, Look, do you know what what 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.240 did he say in the chat? Is he having good time? 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.920 He's having a great time. He booked the flight the 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:43.840 day before he left. And then so this is why 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.360 it's been such a clusterfuck, because we didn't we have 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.320 the show. We didn't know who we were going to get. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.640 So he was a little stressed. But he's ziplining and 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.800 bungee jumping. He's having the time of his life. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.040 I was going to say, quintessential end Z experience. You've 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.080 got a bungee jump. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.000 Totally, yeah, you got. I would never do it, though, 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.000 I'd be the type a person that it would snap 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.040 and I'd be dead, or I'd get like you know 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:04.400 how it like rides up in your groin and then 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.760 you get that awkward photo of like of the gene dick, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:08.559 you know, and like the gene folds and you get 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.200 the gene dick. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.720 Yeah, let me tell you. I went Parasaaling two months 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:17.000 ago on the shores of Nice, very splendid, but I 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.720 had a crotch situation. Like the vista was beautiful and 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.920 I was trying to admire, you know, the French shoreline, 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.560 trying to spot some dolphins in the ocean if you will, 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.400 of course, but I couldn't stop paying attention to the 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.360 way it was riding up my crotch and it was 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.679 really fucking painful. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.320 And swear can we used to do what you want 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:37.080 to do on Egypt? 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.880 It's another apply Yeah, hot it, Jim. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.080 The best thing is, so the podcast is is it 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:46.560 just me? 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:47.679 I I j M. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:49.720 So we've been doing it for five years and we go, oh, 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.280 so people ride in, they go, hi, guys, I've got 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.000 a nidgyen but they spell it I T G E 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.400 M and it's like, guys, that's not it's never been it. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.560 That's that's not. Some people think it's idiom, like id 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.240 like idiom, which it's not. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.880 It as well well, it just you know, you really 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:11.680 have to weed out the loyal listeners to the disloyal listeners. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.480 In fact, what do you call your listeners again? 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.319 Oh, we call our listeners idiots. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.280 Hi, idiots. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:17.760 Hi. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.240 I love me to be here. I feel like, yeah, 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.719 this is quite a personal experience. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:23.840 Well, you know what, bit of context, this is personal 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.560 for us. We've known each other for a very long time, 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.520 like pre your sort of your fame. I don't even 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.760 remember how we met. You are famous and relaxed, and 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.640 I can say it, do you remember you? 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.640 Well, I feel like the first time that we actually 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.600 hung out for a considerable amount of time. I don't 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.960 know how how much I can really divulge in this situation, or. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.440 You're going to go there, Yeah. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.000 Okay, there go look what I'll start off vague, and 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.520 then we'll see how brave we're feeling, and then we 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.960 can add more details, you know, if you just want 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.600 the story to be spice. Yeah. But we met when 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:02.960 we were both auditioning for a showyeh. And we went 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:08.000 into a particular studio yep, for probably I think it 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.480 was like a two or even three day intensive, I'm 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:14.840 too sure. And the crux of the show was there 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:19.200 were going to be two hosts, and there was probably 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:21.840 i'd say ten to twelve of us, you know in 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:26.240 the studios auditioning, and that essentially try and match all 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.720 of the pairs together and then they'd swap the pears over. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.120 Yeah, like a chemistry test to find out who had 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:32.480 the best banter with each other. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.240 Yeah. And I remember after the first day, I think 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.360 they put us together once and I was like, oh, 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.200 there was something. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:41.240 I felt to do. 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:45.120 I felt it. Yeah, there was something electric there. And 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.679 then I think I remember us coming back and then 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.160 for the second day, I swear we did like two 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.360 or three more chemistry reads together. Yes, and then I 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.360 think at that point we kind of looked at each 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.520 other and we were like, whoa are we the one. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.840 Percent? And then we both kind of like colluding on 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.839 the side messaging And it's like that unreleased footage of 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:09.680 One Direction on the xpact to day where they've got 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.920 headshots and they're putting together the group of the boy bands, 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.800 and I went to the bathroom to like, you know, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.120 in between in between takes, and I see them on 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.840 the wall and it's like Mitch and Louis and they're 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.520 like holding it up. They're like, do we do? 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:22.280 Do we? 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.560 Mitch and Louis? 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.520 And then I think what happened was you and I 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:29.440 felt so confident, and then COVID happened, right, and then 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:30.840 the show never got funded. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.000 It just died. Yeah, And it was devastating because in 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.640 my mind, after those few days in the studio with you, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:40.200 I was imagining us like Kendall and Kylie walking down 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.320 the met Gala together like that was that we were 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:43.640 a janty that I was feeling. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.520 Yeah, one had the simple life. I was getting very 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:50.240 much Paris and Miss Ritchie. That was the vibe. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.480 Yeah, and then we just never heard back from me. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.320 Never happened, We never got a call back. But the 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.000 best part is I've never told that story. We were like, 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.160 it was you and me and then Francesco Hong miss 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:06.240 Universe Australia. It was that gorgeous man, that gorgeous actor 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:13.960 from Home and Away. Get them confused with very gorgeous man, 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.480 very gorgeous man. Tiagan Nash, who is like the face 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.680 of GoPro explore she like is currently on the base 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.240 camp in Nepal about to trek Everest, and that it 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:26.360 was you and me. These bumbling idiots, like just laughing 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.280 at each other, so funny. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.480 And there are times where I think back to those 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.360 two or three days and I just think, fuck, was that? 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.800 Was that a fever dream? Did that actually happened? There 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.440 was this brief bubble, this moment of time where they 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.400 put ten of us together, only for us to never 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.280 see each other again. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.800 Squid Games, very squid Games esque. It was very fright. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.320 We all died, all we all. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.160 Died, our careers most definitely died. Well we're here now, 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.720 Where would people know you from? Actually quickly? Just because 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.880 you're you, You made been making content for It's not 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.480 that long, right, A couple of years now. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.280 A couple of years. I feel like there's been a 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.000 few kind of facets in my life that people have 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.680 followed me from. Like back in the day, I was 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.720 a journal like nine to five journo, did a lot 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:14.040 of writing, and I feel like, you know, a few 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:17.760 people started to follow along from that journey. And then 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.800 i'd say, started twenty twenty, I'd already kind of started 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:27.200 to delve into more video presenting, social media stuff, and 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:31.800 nothing there's like nothing like a pandemic for you to 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.520 just be like, okay, I'm going to quit my nine 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.680 to five and have no stable income, Let's just fucking 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:40.320 do it. So I just dedicated my life to posting 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:43.680 seven tiktoks a day for about so of the year, 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:48.000 and from there it's kind of led to podcasting, presenting 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.240 social media stuff. You know how it is in twenty 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.400 twenty three, We're just doing shit. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.080 You got to do it. And it confuses the fuck 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.760 out of my parents. They're like, oh, you know, a 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.920 pop but you want to be in radio presented myne 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:00.840 and what happened? I got my ear and Mum cried 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.280 and she went, but what about TV? 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:04.400 What about what if you get? What if? 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.879 This is what she said, genuinely said, what if we'll lead? 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.200 Arlie gets heal and they need you on the project 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.440 and you've got an earring in Oh and oh I 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.040 think I'll be okay. I don't think I'm the understudy 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:19.000 for Wallyddarli more of a Pete Helliet kind of body type. Mum. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.960 But thanks for the thought. They're just they just can't 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:23.919 understand that in this day and age, like you've got 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:25.200 you got to do it all, mum. You know, I'll 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:26.960 be at Baker's Delight doing it, you know, a six 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.679