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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Taking you back to score. Now what God confiscated. It's

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Speaker 2: like a badge of honor, I think sometimes to get

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Speaker 2: something confiscated as well. I remember Jimmy the old shatterproof rulers.

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Speaker 3: There's a phrase. You don't say anymore, do you? Who

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Speaker 3: is taking my shatterproof ruler? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: In maths lesson we had this mass teacher called mister Bachelor,

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Speaker 2: and I remember once he lost his mind because me

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Speaker 2: and the guys at the back we just did that

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Speaker 2: thing with the with the ruler where you would get

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Speaker 2: a little pieces of paper, chew them up, put them on,

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Speaker 2: then flick at the back of people's heads and also

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Speaker 2: up on the ceiling. They would just stick to scening. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I was told a couple of times to stop that.

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Speaker 2: You don't think when they used to get aggressive and go,

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Speaker 2: they would give you a false tie to like mister O'Connell. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he caught me once and then he took the shatterproof

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Speaker 2: ruler and for the rest of that term as well,

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Speaker 2: only was it confiscated. I acted them for the rest

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Speaker 2: of the term to sit the front right by him

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Speaker 2: with all the nerds at the front of the shave

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Speaker 2: the shame at the front could a bit of the bank.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing you still came out cool.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know.

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Speaker 2: And Jackie boy, whoever you are, what do you get confiscated? Well?

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Speaker 4: I got that note confiscated.

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Speaker 5: Where I got confiscated and used against me? I was

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Speaker 5: passing notes in class and I had written a list

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Speaker 5: of ten girls at the school who I fancied I

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Speaker 5: was a teenage boy.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that now, obviously, and I just.

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Speaker 3: Have five now, haven't you.

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Speaker 4: The English teacher in the office.

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Speaker 5: The English teacher confiscated the note, read it, and she

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Speaker 5: pulled me aside after class and said.

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Speaker 3: I said I'd move around number three to number one,

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Speaker 3: number ten.

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Speaker 5: Okay, She said it would be a shame if your

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Speaker 5: parents were to see this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 4: So do you know, just do well in English for

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Speaker 4: the rest of the year. No more notes.

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Speaker 2: Wow on our socials. This came from Andy? What am

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Speaker 2: I about to read out here? This is the language

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Speaker 2: of a teenage boy. It's from Andy Fincham.

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Speaker 3: Finchy sounds like a character from a kid's TV show,

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Speaker 3: doesn't it, Misseduff Fincham stopped running.

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Speaker 2: I told you before, Andy Fincham got his Luca's Aide

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Speaker 2: sport pencil case confiscated for writing tim as a wanker

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what have you got? I got confiscated?

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Speaker 2: Jacket is Pervles's taken Uka's Aide sport pencil case.

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Speaker 3: Mike chatterbrew ruler, we got confiscated? What got taken from you?

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, My sister was in the habit of confiscating the

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Speaker 2: teachers blackboard chalk. Devious kids and monsters, aren't they to teachers?

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Speaker 2: Shout out to all the teachers that are hearing this

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Speaker 2: and go, oh God, another day with them. She would

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Speaker 2: steal the chalk right before the teacher came in, but

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Speaker 2: under the bin. Then when the teacher went out to

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Speaker 2: get more chalk, she would put it back on the blackboard.

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Speaker 3: Teacher went a little crazy off. They just kept happening

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Speaker 3: for going.

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Speaker 2: This is mental, it's trolly, it's cruel, all right. But

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Speaker 2: the thing is what got confiscated of yours?

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Speaker 3: Christian.

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Speaker 2: My tamagotchi, my pet dinosaur, didn't get fedaled dow and

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Speaker 2: died in my teacher's draw I was devastated from that

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Speaker 2: day forward. My mum took it to work with her

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Speaker 2: kept that life for me.

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Speaker 3: During the week.

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Speaker 2: Jake John's that's a great one, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Suzanne got a chair confiscated. Back in grade five, I

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Speaker 2: would constantly swing on my chair. After several warnings, my

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Speaker 2: teacher confiscated my chair.

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Speaker 3: I had a kneel for a whole term. I'm guessing

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Speaker 3: you went to school in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: You're not doing that now because of my scissors for

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Speaker 2: constantly cutting my split ends in class. Paul, Good morning, Paul,

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Speaker 2: what got confiscated?

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Speaker 6: Good morning? I bet a ten animate a long rubber band.

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Speaker 2: Ten cent to me as well as like a working

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Speaker 2: small tribute share you had going on there pretty much?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was. You know, we used to make little

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Speaker 6: taper pellets and slick each other with it.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 6: The school principle, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can get

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Speaker 6: a lot of distance out of it.

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Speaker 3: To me to rub a bad Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well, unfortunately, are you sitting The principal was standing behind me.

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Speaker 6: He confiscated it because he could go quite quite quite possibly. Yeah. Anyhow,

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Speaker 6: got held up in the school assembly the following day

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Speaker 6: saying you know, I confiscated that, and I can catch anymore,

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Speaker 6: you know, and when the police.

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Speaker 3: Come out with a whole of drugs they've caught. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: what happened?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody sort of knew that it was mine and

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Speaker 6: sort of who applauded me for having such a bigger left.

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Speaker 3: The playground.

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Speaker 4: Street cred through.

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Speaker 3: Paul. That's a great one, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: You cool.

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Speaker 2: Not a problem, guy, p I'd hate to think it.

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Speaker 2: Whatever was, Darren got a problem called the show. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: just confirming.

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Speaker 3: That, Darren. Good morning, how are you, buddy? I'm going down?

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Speaker 3: And what got confiscated at school of yours?

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Speaker 7: Oh? Well mine. It was late seventies. I was at

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Speaker 7: secondary school and my parents had been overseas and brought

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Speaker 7: me a CaCO calculator watch, which was possibly about the

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Speaker 7: only one in Australia at the time. Now, on the

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Speaker 7: other bloke I knew that had one was the lead

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Speaker 7: singer of police.

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Speaker 3: And as I went back at school to brash Jack

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Speaker 3: and I are in the.

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Speaker 2: Year above you my dad's been to America these.

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Speaker 7: Well, I was macking around with it in class, as

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Speaker 7: you do, and the teacher saw what I was doing

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Speaker 7: and confiscated it, and I thought, oh, I name my

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Speaker 7: parents going to kill me. What am I going to

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Speaker 7: do now? So by the end of the day I'd

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Speaker 7: come up with a story and gone back to him

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Speaker 7: and said, hey, look, I've been in contact with my

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Speaker 7: parents and they've instructed them to tell you to give

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Speaker 7: it back to me. And I was lucky They've given

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Speaker 7: it back to me five minutes before I had to

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Speaker 7: catch the bus and go. So obviously I never told me.

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Speaker 3: I never tell a close school.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean the teachers would have been in fair

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Speaker 2: of it, because obviously must been like some sort of spaceman.

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Speaker 4: For the future.

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Speaker 2: It was the police's wrist, do you know, sting.

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Speaker 7: It was crazy back.

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Speaker 4: Then, calculations and telling the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sounds Sting. You know made all that money

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Speaker 2: at that calculating on his wristwatch. All right, Darren, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much.

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Speaker 3: She called a great one. Thanks bye, it's not a problem. Grant,

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Speaker 3: good morning.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Are you the dead rat guy?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am.

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Speaker 3: Jack told me about this during the song.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear this, Grant, and I think all

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Speaker 2: the listeners do as well.

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Speaker 3: Tell us why you got a dead rat confiscated?

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Speaker 1: Because it was show and Tell used to bring items

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Speaker 1: to school and I hadn't done one, so I remember

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Speaker 1: having the dead rat. We kept it in the next

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Speaker 1: of our little mice mice, and we kept it there

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Speaker 1: because we're only young. Kept there because gather the rats

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Speaker 1: away getting there.

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Speaker 3: Like a morning like ahead of the state, be aware.

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Speaker 4: Happens.

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Speaker 1: A little mice from the dead repents and he went

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Speaker 1: by in there, and yeah, so I took him a

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Speaker 1: show at Tell. Anyway, I put it on my desk

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Speaker 1: and you had your morning break first left.

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Speaker 3: Dead rat on the desk. Yeah, all right, and that

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Speaker 3: will happen.

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Speaker 1: We all went out the first game, you know, the

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Speaker 1: first break at school before much and then yeah, came

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Speaker 1: Beck and them was gone, and I knew put in

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Speaker 1: the front away and I'm like asking, everybody was my

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Speaker 1: dead rat? Uh? Wo you all? The teacher came in

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Speaker 1: and goes, that's disgusting. Why did you bring their breath?

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Speaker 4: I told what I thought, now I've got nothing.

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Speaker 1: And they took it away and she didn't even come me.

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Speaker 1: What they did do?

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Speaker 6: Gather?

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Speaker 1: They throw it away.

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Speaker 3: Two minutes in a nice ragoon, two wages.

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Speaker 4: What did you do.

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Speaker 3: That's make them?

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Speaker 1: Tell you?

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Speaker 2: Down?

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Speaker 7: That run?

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Speaker 3: One can only present they throw it away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was the big those big breaths.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that the king rama. Yeah yeah, anyway, that two foot.

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Speaker 1: It's to say I didn't get to do another Show

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Speaker 1: and Tell because she was.

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Speaker 2: Bringing kay gotcha give my stand now? Thank you, may

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Speaker 2: thank you, Thank you tomorrow. If you've got any more

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Speaker 2: stories about what did you take to Show and Tell,

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear them actually.

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