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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. A Nebraska funeral worker was busted

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Speaker 1: last week after he had it off with a life

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Speaker 1: sized doll that belonged to the dead man he was

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Speaker 1: tasked with transporting. So this guy, Ryan Smith, was arrested

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Speaker 1: on Friday. He'd been sent by his company to pick

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Speaker 1: up this poor unfortunate guy and he saw what we

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Speaker 1: got here. He's gone into the place propped up in

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Speaker 1: the corner is one of those I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you've seen the New Girl lifelike. They're not the old

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Speaker 1: school blow up ones with the big gaping mouth. They're quiet, These.

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Speaker 2: Ones that won't talk back at you.

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Speaker 1: They're quite sneezing.

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Speaker 2: So these are lifelike thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're quite. Excuse me, are you gonna keep doing

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Speaker 1: this now?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to well, sneezing is involuntary. Brune ever tried it?

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't get that with the doll anyway. So

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Speaker 1: he's going to come smitten with the doll because it

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Speaker 1: didn't sneeze, because it kept its piles shut.

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Speaker 2: I think smitten he is an old fashioned word for

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Speaker 2: something else.

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Speaker 1: So he's taken this poor dead chap away back to

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Speaker 1: the morturee. Then he's come back. He's called property manager

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Speaker 1: and claimed that the county Sheriff's office was sending him

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Speaker 1: back to the unit to collect the doll, so he

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Speaker 1: swabbed for a bottom. Come on, the manager's gone. That

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Speaker 1: sounds a little bit suss, but nonetheless has let the

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Speaker 1: guy into the place. The manager then stumbled upon the

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Speaker 1: disturbing scene. He was investigating noises from inside the unit, obviously,

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Speaker 1: which was dead bottom and locked with a chain. Smith

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Speaker 1: allegedly walked out, he's clothing all askew and warned the

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Speaker 1: manager he would return with a warrant for the doll.

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Speaker 1: Come on. The threat proved ruinous, Smith wouldn't have. The

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Speaker 1: manager called the police and reported that saying he was

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Speaker 1: worried the funeral worker was going to come back, no

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Speaker 1: and steal it. Uh. He was promptly fired from the

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Speaker 1: More trigging by the way in the West, in the

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Speaker 1: wild West, you know, it was considered bad for the

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Speaker 1: undertaker to have his way. Well, take someone's.

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Speaker 2: Who shoes to fill.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, These are the people in my neighborhood. Thank you.