Speaker 1: Oh, the things just get real.
Speaker 2: That is the famous family feud music. Two contestants, one
Speaker 2: hundred strangers. I'm your host, Peter Hellier. The theme of
Speaker 2: today's show is food Fight and joining me today two
Speaker 2: of the finest comedians on the planet representing the Noble
Speaker 2: family from Newcastle, Ross Noble, and also representing the Thornton
Speaker 2: family from Geelong.
Speaker 1: Dave Thornton. Welcome, Ross, Welcome Thorno.
Speaker 3: Hi so good to be here.
Speaker 4: I'm with it.
Speaker 5: Just kind of just find out because they do that
Speaker 5: on the real shore, doing that and at the end
Speaker 5: of the shore. You don't get that enough on game
Speaker 5: should you remember in the seventies, you would finish and
Speaker 5: they would make the people who had just lost everything
Speaker 5: standing with.
Speaker 2: Like watching people who are just realizing for the first
Speaker 2: time how hard waving can be.
Speaker 1: Put any thought in the way.
Speaker 2: Food Fight is the theme today and you're both representing somebody.
Speaker 2: You will be playing to win a packed lunch. I'm
Speaker 2: going to pack for our contestants and I'm going to
Speaker 2: send it myself.
Speaker 1: I'm going to cut the sandwiches.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is all of a sudden celebrity mastership, showing
Speaker 6: your culinary skills.
Speaker 5: Here will you be checking for allergies before you, because
Speaker 5: that could.
Speaker 4: Be an act of terrorism.
Speaker 1: Eli is very bortant.
Speaker 2: Russ representing Roonda Draper and we're gonna get Rhonda on
Speaker 2: the phone now.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, is it Roonda?
Speaker 7: Yes, it is Hi.
Speaker 6: Are you.
Speaker 2: I'm very good I have in the studio with you
Speaker 2: right now, playing for you, representing you today, the one,
Speaker 2: the only, one of the great comedians of the world,
Speaker 2: Ross Noble.
Speaker 1: Say hi to Ross.
Speaker 7: Hi, Ross, I'm so excited that you're representing me.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you are. I'll try. I'm a very best.
Speaker 2: The steaks are big, the stakes are In fact, there
Speaker 2: might even be a steak involved. Because the prize is
Speaker 2: what Ross is playing for you today, the opportunity to
Speaker 2: have me send you a packed lunch. If you like
Speaker 2: your sandwiches, if you like the crust cutoff, you might
Speaker 2: even like I might get fancy.
Speaker 1: You might like a little bit of sushi. I can
Speaker 1: roll that myself.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't like Haggers. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 7: Ross is in Scottish, but look it sounds superb. So Ross,
Speaker 7: I'm really counting on you here, Yeah, pressures on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I might be sending you the poke lunch myself.
Speaker 1: Have fun, guys, we'll do Ronda.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt about that now, Dave thought, and you're
Speaker 2: playing for Andrew Batton. Okay, Andrew Batton. Let's give Andy
Speaker 2: a call and see and see if he's hungry. Hello,
Speaker 2: Andrew's Peter Holly from Family for you the podcast.
Speaker 1: How are you good? Thanks, Peter. I'm in the studio
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: We're about to do battle between Ross Noble and the
Speaker 2: man playing for you today is the one the only
Speaker 2: Dave thought and saygodau to Dave.
Speaker 1: Good, Dave, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 3: Better for hearing your voice, mate.
Speaker 6: And I don't know if Pete has told you when
Speaker 6: I walk away with the win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the best news you'll get all.
Speaker 1: Day, Andrew.
Speaker 2: If Dave Thorn I thought and wins today. I'm sending
Speaker 2: you a packed lunch. Okay. You can make requests about
Speaker 2: what you might like in that pack lunch. He might
Speaker 2: be cold pizza, or he might be sandwiches carefully made.
Speaker 2: It might be sushi. And hopefully we give you a
Speaker 2: call in then the hour saying you have a pack
Speaker 2: lunch is coming your way.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, looking forward to the call. Then well pressures on you, Thauna.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, I feel there's a match made in heaven. Edin.
Speaker 3: Are really going to work well together? Wait? It is
Speaker 3: Andrew doing anything? Or is it just me?
Speaker 1: No, you might, it's all you Now. We let go
Speaker 1: of Andrew. Thank you. Andrew will speak to you soon.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he's had a game works.
Speaker 2: We played two rounds of classic feud, and then the
Speaker 2: winner of those rounds gets advantage in that final fast
Speaker 2: feud round.
Speaker 1: Let's feud. This is around one of classic Feud.
Speaker 2: We surveyed one hundred people and we wanted their top
Speaker 2: answers to our question. I'm need to be very clear
Speaker 2: on this. I personally did not do the surveying that
Speaker 2: was outsourced and has.
Speaker 5: The answer ever been because other and the top answer
Speaker 5: was I'm shopping.
Speaker 4: Leave me a lord.
Speaker 3: Classified as harassment walk away.
Speaker 4: To tell you what I do to the beach? Who
Speaker 4: are you?
Speaker 2: If that is your guest? That is your guest, Ross Nobles.
Speaker 2: See how it all pans out. You each get three guesses.
Speaker 2: The person with the highest number of correct answers at
Speaker 2: the end of the round wins your not rules, Let's
Speaker 2: get into it. The survey question actually I needed to
Speaker 2: work out who goes first.
Speaker 3: Okay, we wrestle. What do we do?
Speaker 1: You can do a rock, paper scissors if you want.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, roa we go one, two three, bang?
Speaker 3: Yeah that works. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A paper thorn? No, wentner scissors thorn? No, you are
Speaker 2: going first, and congratulations. Okay, here we go to survey.
Speaker 2: Question is name of food that is mess to eat
Speaker 2: with your fingers? Now, for those playing at home, here's
Speaker 2: some thinking music some time. It's also give Dave an
Speaker 2: opportunity to have a think. Also, it gives Ross a
Speaker 2: chance to consider his options. We surveyed one hundred people
Speaker 2: and last them name of food that is messy to
Speaker 2: eat with your fingers.
Speaker 6: See now my brain is exploding because I'm thinking, does
Speaker 6: that mean it's food that you would normally eat with
Speaker 6: your fingers? Or he'd just given it a crack and
Speaker 6: gone if I didn't have cutlery in front of me.
Speaker 6: This is not working well, but I'm starving, so I'll
Speaker 6: try it.
Speaker 4: I'm doing exactly the same thing.
Speaker 5: My brain will not let me think of foods that
Speaker 5: you would normally eat with your fingers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go with yogurt, because that
Speaker 6: would be extremely messy with your fingers.
Speaker 2: It's everywhere you would think, so you would think the
Speaker 2: most impossibly. You think you're basically dipping in and sucking
Speaker 2: your fingers basically.
Speaker 6: Well, I think because I have young kids and so
Speaker 6: I've seen them do this, and that's why it's front
Speaker 6: of mind, which I'm not confident about it, but that's
Speaker 6: all my brain is.
Speaker 3: Giving me at this point in time. Yeah, is yogurt
Speaker 3: or yogurt?
Speaker 1: Yogurt is yogurt or yogurt on the board.
Speaker 2: It's not on the board that hurts ross name of
Speaker 2: food that is messy to eat with your fingers.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna see. But I was going to go spaghetti.
Speaker 5: But what sort of idiot it's spaghetti with their fingers.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to sear donuts. Donuts, donuts because of
Speaker 5: the sugar, because of the sugary getting stuck to.
Speaker 2: You, things get stuck. Yeah, it's doughnuts on the board.
Speaker 2: This is a terrible start.
Speaker 4: This is awful.
Speaker 1: Maybe some chronicle overthinking they're going on.
Speaker 6: It looks like we're now just delivering apologies to the
Speaker 6: people you're playing this game for.
Speaker 1: I'll be having my own lunch this week. I respect
Speaker 1: to know back to you name of food that is
Speaker 1: messy to eat with your fingers.
Speaker 6: Now, I'm just trying to think of all the food
Speaker 6: that you will eat without cutlery. I'm gonna say Indian
Speaker 6: food in that you should really scoop it up with
Speaker 6: like nan bread like because my partner does this, she'll
Speaker 6: scoop it up and then they kind of throw it
Speaker 6: into their mouth with their thumb.
Speaker 2: So he's just gonna say Indian food, Indian food, all
Speaker 2: Indian food.
Speaker 1: Indian is Indian food on the board. It is not
Speaker 1: on the board.
Speaker 3: Are we normal people? We're just working out on it.
Speaker 5: We all what is technically known in the medical professional
Speaker 5: as idiots.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna go obvious.
Speaker 1: The food that he's messy to eat with your fingers.
Speaker 4: I want to see it. Fish and chips, fish chips.
Speaker 2: Why Why is fish and chips messing because you get
Speaker 2: all the grease like squezy fingers. Again, it's fish and
Speaker 2: chips on the board. Thank God under Seafood giving it
Speaker 2: to you under Seafood right generosity, because.
Speaker 6: You're ripping me for saying India has all got the
Speaker 6: same delicacies and.
Speaker 3: The sea is the tenuous link to that.
Speaker 5: You went for all Indian food, where I specified one
Speaker 5: tiny element of seafood and broadened it up.
Speaker 6: Because you were with the entire ocean that's the largest
Speaker 6: area on the face of the planet.
Speaker 1: Has one thorn. Zero.
Speaker 2: You need this to stay in Round one, thought God.
Speaker 2: Name of food that is messy to eat with your fingers?
Speaker 6: Ice cream? Ice cream in a cone because it just
Speaker 6: spills all over your fingers. Fingers, sticky fingers. Thank you
Speaker 6: very much. Come on, please, come on.
Speaker 2: To avoid the humiliation starting with a zero round. Please,
Speaker 2: for the love of Denya, is ice.
Speaker 1: Cream on the board?
Speaker 2: Yes, in the last answer on the board, I scream
Speaker 2: it was the last one, the last name. But that's
Speaker 2: what You've got one. It doesn't matter. You got one
Speaker 2: now ross to win Round one. Name of food that
Speaker 2: is messy to eat with your fingers.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say natchals, nachos or sorry, I'll refrares
Speaker 5: that all Mexican food.
Speaker 6: In fairness, most Mexican food is the same thing, just
Speaker 6: wrapped up in a different way. That is usually the genesis.
Speaker 6: Not to besmirch the good reputation of the Mexican people.
Speaker 1: You've done the thought damage already. Oh my god, is
Speaker 1: nachos on the board? Surprisingly, that is a surprise.
Speaker 4: Come on, I held that that.
Speaker 1: Is a surprise.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what what you overthought a little
Speaker 2: because you actually had that.
Speaker 1: You mentioned the answer.
Speaker 2: The top answer no spaghetti, spaghetti, Oh for god, spaghetti
Speaker 2: was who's eating with their kids?
Speaker 1: This mango was second mango.
Speaker 3: Mangoes are pretty hard with the.
Speaker 4: Sea food was I wont eat them too tropical to tropical.
Speaker 2: And you were so close to us because the fourth
Speaker 2: most popular answer was not nachos, one tacos, no.
Speaker 1: Way, And I disagree. Yeah with the people's survey.
Speaker 2: I would say nacho's is tricky because at least with
Speaker 2: the tako you have your yeah, and the bottom tacos,
Speaker 2: now there's a support the tackle.
Speaker 4: It's like a sort of a cheese holster.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it calds everything, cheers, whereas the natchal it's it's
Speaker 5: tiny tacos all spread out and your fingers are going in.
Speaker 3: You're right, it's martial law. It's just everywhere.
Speaker 1: I would say this is a controversial moment in the
Speaker 1: Family Few podcast.
Speaker 5: I think I think I got two so I could
Speaker 5: have had a clean sweep there.
Speaker 1: Kebabs also was their ribs and.
Speaker 3: Actually ribs chicken wings?
Speaker 4: Is that on there?
Speaker 1: Chicken? That very messy?
Speaker 4: I would have said chicken wings as well.
Speaker 1: There we go. We have a draw in round one.
Speaker 1: Let's got a round two.
Speaker 3: Just for anyone listening.
Speaker 6: I'm doing the dance between it because I always remember,
Speaker 6: remember the contestants always then would do a dance, the
Speaker 6: producers always getting to do a shimmy.
Speaker 2: That was always fun, feel free. I mean Ross was
Speaker 2: waving earlier. You know there are cameras in the studio,
Speaker 2: so you.
Speaker 4: Know, capturing our shame.
Speaker 2: Let's see if we can find a winner in round
Speaker 2: two who will take advantage into fast feud, the all
Speaker 2: important advantage in the fast feud.
Speaker 1: Ross.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: The survey question is what would you be likely to
Speaker 2: find in the third draw in the kitchen? Here is
Speaker 2: some thinking music for those playing in your car or
Speaker 2: on your walk, wherever you're listening the family Few the podcast.
Speaker 2: Russ considering his options, trying not to overthink it. Would
Speaker 2: you be likely to find in the third draw in
Speaker 2: the kitchen?
Speaker 5: I'm going to see all mobile phones and their charges.
Speaker 2: Okay, old mobile phones and their chargers, did anyone surveyed
Speaker 2: out of one hundred people have.
Speaker 4: Because they're idiots. We've already established these people are going to.
Speaker 1: See start thinking like an idiot.
Speaker 4: Spaghetti, aren't they? That's what's good.
Speaker 1: If spaghetti's on there. I'll give you that as well.
Speaker 2: Is mobile phones or mobile phone charges or spaghetti on
Speaker 2: the board, not.
Speaker 1: On the board.
Speaker 2: Over the day of thoughton, this is a sense of
Speaker 2: dj VU about it. What would you be likely to
Speaker 2: find in the third draw in the.
Speaker 3: Kitchen Indian food, No.
Speaker 1: Specific Indian food exactly.
Speaker 6: I will say aluminium foil, cooking foil. That's a third
Speaker 6: draw down kind of a spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but hang on, isn't the third draw down like
Speaker 4: just the crap that you just.
Speaker 3: Well, absolutely, because you're not sure where it's going to go.
Speaker 3: And that's always the thing that I think.
Speaker 6: You're just never sure where you're going to put it
Speaker 6: in the baking paper and that kind of go all right, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, alumin your foil is on the border. We have
Speaker 1: a very specific draw for the element your fail in
Speaker 1: the baking paper.
Speaker 4: All right, then, okay, this.
Speaker 5: Is well, to be honest, I think, bearing in mind
Speaker 5: that the people serve it are idiots that we've established that.
Speaker 5: I'm going to see plastic bags. I would never put
Speaker 5: them in the third draw they would, they would be
Speaker 5: in a separate cupboard area. But I'm going to see
Speaker 5: a plastic bag.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see what the idiots plastic bags?
Speaker 1: Are they in the third draw them?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: It is in the third draw down.
Speaker 6: Jeez, if you have to pay copyright for that noise,
Speaker 6: it's costing you a lot of money this podcast.
Speaker 1: You're over budget.
Speaker 6: I got I think I got this one. I'm going
Speaker 6: to say, batteries beat old batteries, new batteries.
Speaker 2: Right. Going to go with batteries is batteries dead or
Speaker 2: alive on the board?
Speaker 4: This is this is this is the most painful experience. Honestly,
Speaker 4: that's where the batteries go.
Speaker 1: We have our batteries in the laundry. I have to say, you.
Speaker 6: Do yes, Well, you are like these people surveyed.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that your answers have been silly at all, right,
Speaker 2: but maybe getting more specific?
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: What do you got?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 4: I stick with my gut.
Speaker 1: I'll ask you this question. Has your gut served you
Speaker 1: well up until this point.
Speaker 4: You're absolutely right. You're absolute right.
Speaker 5: But at the same time, the first time I went
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say that because that's too of
Speaker 5: and then it turned out you serve it idiots, and
Speaker 5: then I'm trying to think like an idiot, and it's
Speaker 5: still not working. Not Teetoels, why not Let's go to
Speaker 5: tea Towels.
Speaker 1: Ross is your final guests for the rest.
Speaker 5: My gut is telling me to see old discarded keys,
Speaker 5: but I'm not going with my gut.
Speaker 4: I'm going with tea towels.
Speaker 2: He has rejected his gut to stay in the round.
Speaker 2: Tee Toels on the board. Not only was it on
Speaker 2: the board, it was the bloody top hands.
Speaker 6: As we said, the third draw down, it's anarchy like
Speaker 6: it's just the stuff that feels like it's too necessary
Speaker 6: to be in that third.
Speaker 5: Tetels feels like it's nestling alongside your greaseproof paper and
Speaker 5: you're glad wrap and all of that your til it
Speaker 5: sounds like it's nestling. Certainly is in our house. But
Speaker 5: what if we learned kids, don't go with your guts.
Speaker 1: Don't go with your gut. Okay, you're gonna go with
Speaker 1: your gut.
Speaker 3: Well, as we have just pointed out, it has not
Speaker 3: fared well so far.
Speaker 5: So imagine somebody who's never used a draw before in
Speaker 5: their life and they stopped in the street watching your
Speaker 5: third draw down. Oh don't know, I've never used the
Speaker 5: drawer before. Just say anything. Oh okay, a couple of
Speaker 5: things here. This is what's swarming around my mind at
Speaker 5: this point in time. I've got the spear light bulbs
Speaker 5: or barbecue utensils. They're the two ones that are sticking
Speaker 5: out of my head because barbecue utensils don't fit in
Speaker 5: the cutlery draw and so you kind of tend to
Speaker 5: throw them, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like Mispatula's and it was terrible idea. Well, I think
Speaker 4: you could win it with this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with barbecue utensils.
Speaker 1: Barbecue utensils.
Speaker 2: There's tie round two, which will take us to a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1: Is utensils on the board?
Speaker 2: It is on the board, the fourth most popular answer.
Speaker 2: In fact, Spatula was also on the ball. Would you
Speaker 2: like to know what else was on the board?
Speaker 4: Was it specifically barbecue utensils or.
Speaker 3: Just utensils like your tongs and your whatnot?
Speaker 2: Because also day did say spatula, I'm happy to give
Speaker 2: him utensils.
Speaker 3: You're throwing at a bone.
Speaker 4: To go on, what are the top? What are the top?
Speaker 1: Knives were also there.
Speaker 5: These people served clearly don't have the the wooden block
Speaker 5: on the bench.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, or the magnet that it sticks to the wall.
Speaker 2: You're very close with aluminium foil. Yeah, and you said
Speaker 2: baking paper, he didnt.
Speaker 1: It's clean rap.
Speaker 6: Clean rap gets all the shine. You're right, I just
Speaker 6: went with a lesser known one that was on me.
Speaker 2: It was on you, So an apology going out to
Speaker 2: those surveyed. We also had spoons, which would be top drawer.
Speaker 1: For me, like ladles.
Speaker 8: Is that what they mean may be big spoons, big spoons,
Speaker 8: scissors or so. If I'm walking on the street and
Speaker 8: I see someone with hands but no fingers, I know
Speaker 8: that the ones that were surveyed because their draw is taking.
Speaker 3: Out all of their fingers. He's putting your hand in
Speaker 3: and there's sharp knives and scissors that are viscerating.
Speaker 5: But they're all wrapped in cling wraps and tee towels.
Speaker 2: All right, That means it's another tie. These two cannot separate.
Speaker 2: That's in a round two. We are heading to a tiebreaker.
Speaker 3: It's a race to the bottom.
Speaker 1: It is a race to the fourth draw.
Speaker 5: I can't help feeling that that music was the wrong
Speaker 5: turn for what we've provailed.
Speaker 3: It should have been ram everybody hurts.
Speaker 2: The great thing about family feud it means stadlight. This
Speaker 2: couldn't actually get more exciting.
Speaker 3: If you don't care about the answers we have been nailing.
Speaker 2: You have absolutely smashed it, and winning this round gives
Speaker 2: you a major advantage in the final fast feud round.
Speaker 2: It also means you avoid the family feud noise canceling
Speaker 2: sleeping bag.
Speaker 6: That noise canceling sleeping bag feels a bit croker. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna be It's a concept that questions need to be asked.
Speaker 2: It's been dry clean since the last person used it,
Speaker 2: so we don't I haven't just.
Speaker 5: Was it bought or was it kept as a souvenir
Speaker 5: by a local serial killer?
Speaker 1: We found it in the third draw down.
Speaker 2: The way the tiebreaker works, you get one guess each
Speaker 2: and the person who gives the answer highest on the
Speaker 2: board wins the round. Shout out your name the buzz in,
Speaker 2: can we check out? Buzzeres Dave Dave Ross Ross, they're working,
Speaker 2: they're working. We surveyed one hundred people. I can only
Speaker 2: assume they're the same people we've been surveying.
Speaker 3: For the other questions.
Speaker 1: Name of fruit that I thought that was it?
Speaker 5: Oh god, this could be anything.
Speaker 2: Name of fruit that begins with the letter P, Dave
Speaker 2: pear Pair Now, Russ, you also get a chance to
Speaker 2: have a go.
Speaker 4: I'm going to see a passion fruit.
Speaker 1: Passion fruit.
Speaker 3: I regret I should have said pineapple, but whatever, here
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 2: I can tell you the pair and passion fruit are
Speaker 2: both on the board. Yes, Dave, you said pair? Is
Speaker 2: pair the highest hea.
Speaker 1: Fruit on the board?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Pair had thirty two, passion fruit had six. Dave, you
Speaker 2: win the tiebreaker. You take advantage into fast feud. We've
Speaker 2: made it to the final round, so this time to
Speaker 2: play fast feud. I will ask you both five questions
Speaker 2: in quick succession, and you need to try and guess
Speaker 2: the most popular answer straight off the top of your head.
Speaker 2: Focus on the top of your head. Take too long,
Speaker 2: I'll skip to the next question and you'll miss out
Speaker 2: on the chance to pick up those points. If I'm
Speaker 2: feeling generous, I'll come back. If I'm feeling generous, you're
Speaker 2: feeling generous with us, I'm probably gonna have to I'm
Speaker 2: probably gonna have to cut you some slack. The play
Speaker 2: with the most points at the end of fast Feud
Speaker 2: wins the game.
Speaker 1: Is that easy thought?
Speaker 2: No, Because you one classic feard, you have the advantage
Speaker 2: of playing fast feud.
Speaker 4: First, Ross I have to go into sleeping but this means.
Speaker 1: You you're in a sleeping bag. It could be very cozy.
Speaker 5: It sounds to me like a blessed relief to just
Speaker 5: get just a few moments away from the nightmare that
Speaker 5: has been.
Speaker 2: To just go and meditate, whatever you can do, the regroup,
Speaker 2: maybe refresh in your mind.
Speaker 1: This snuggers a bug in a rug.
Speaker 3: He's very good. Noise canceling.
Speaker 6: Sleeping bag is an interesting thing because I feel like
Speaker 6: I've been playing this entire game with a brain canceling answers,
Speaker 6: so I have.
Speaker 2: Not thoughtn any The thing is, it's on for young
Speaker 2: and old right now. It is your game to lose. Okay,
Speaker 2: you have advantage in fast Feud, which means it's a
Speaker 2: clean sheet. Any answer you give is obviously hasn't been
Speaker 2: given yet. When Russ comes in he might butt heads
Speaker 2: with some of your answers and you'll have to guess again.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, and you're right, And then I can
Speaker 6: just go off instinct. I think I've been getting in
Speaker 6: my own way.
Speaker 2: I've got this beat, Dave thought, I want your first answer.
Speaker 2: As soon as I finished the first question, Are you
Speaker 2: ready to play fast food?
Speaker 3: It's a strange to give yes, okay, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Give me another word for food.
Speaker 3: Grub.
Speaker 1: Name a vegetable that is a strange.
Speaker 3: Shape, Oh, eggplant, keep.
Speaker 2: It clean apart from milk. Name a product that originates
Speaker 2: from a cow.
Speaker 1: Cheese. Name a favorite midnight snack?
Speaker 3: Uh, midnight snack? Just chips, like a bag of chips.
Speaker 2: Name of food that has skin skin? Close that as
Speaker 2: I need an answer. I mean, would you say, like
Speaker 2: a potato has a jacket?
Speaker 1: Jacket potatoes in look it off?
Speaker 3: Wow, I was disappointed by myself.
Speaker 1: How do you feel? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Look, I mean midnight snack. That's an interesting one.
Speaker 6: My partner is very good and she buys a lot
Speaker 6: of organic food, which I know then where the outlies
Speaker 6: for when it comes to food, Like I'll wake up
Speaker 6: in the middle of the night and you're almost like oh,
Speaker 6: do you want to eat carrot sticks with homus? You're
Speaker 6: not really going to go back to bed, so I
Speaker 6: don't I don't think I know that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, well, Ross hasn't nailed it today either, so
Speaker 2: who knows what is ahead of us.
Speaker 1: But let's get Ross Noble back in.
Speaker 2: Let's get him out of the Family Feud Noise Canceling
Speaker 2: sleeping bag. Let's unzip him. Ross Noble, welcome back. How
Speaker 2: was the Family Feud podcast? Noise canceling sleeping?
Speaker 1: I mean it was.
Speaker 4: Crusty, you know, that's the best way to describe it.
Speaker 1: They did quite well, but I think he's left a
Speaker 1: bit on the table.
Speaker 4: Okay, how many questions is that?
Speaker 1: There's five?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Okay, I want your first answer as soon as I
Speaker 2: finish the first question. Now, if you say the same
Speaker 2: answer that Dave has already given, you will hear this
Speaker 2: famous sound and you'll have to take another course. Yes,
Speaker 2: we'll tell your points at the end of the game
Speaker 2: to see who wins. It is on for young and
Speaker 2: old God. Remember, I'll ask you five questions, and I
Speaker 2: want you to guess the top answer as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to play fast Food?
Speaker 3: Ross? Naval.
Speaker 1: I am, let's go give me another word for food.
Speaker 5: Talk god, another word for food and scran Oh no,
Speaker 5: that's no one's going to know that.
Speaker 2: Name a vegetable that is a strange shape, a turnip
Speaker 2: apart from milk. Name a product that originates from a cow, yogurt.
Speaker 2: Name a favorite midnight snack, chocolate, name of food that
Speaker 2: has skinn.
Speaker 4: Potato, race pudding. No one's gonna say it.
Speaker 1: Rice.
Speaker 2: There we go, Ross. Now there's five answers given. How
Speaker 2: do you feel?
Speaker 5: I feel that I should not have used a term
Speaker 5: for food that is only used by people in the
Speaker 5: northeast of England. I should have said I should have
Speaker 5: said tucker, because that is an Australian word that Australians
Speaker 5: and I'm guessing the people served were Australians.
Speaker 6: I think that's lost it for me. I mean because
Speaker 6: of race pudding. The arts have been hit so hard
Speaker 6: over the last two years. You sometimes think should we
Speaker 6: get a fallback job? And you and I could definitely
Speaker 6: never work at a supermarket like where is this and
Speaker 6: we'd be like, I don't know it take us forty
Speaker 6: five minutes to and figure out what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: I think anyone listening to the Today's Show fully realizes
Speaker 2: how hard the arts has been hit basedis on all
Speaker 2: of your answers. I mean, you've basically spent two years
Speaker 2: at high and a lot of these were domestic questions. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's find out who won family feud the podcast.
Speaker 3: Pete. I do feel like with this you just got
Speaker 3: given the scores.
Speaker 6: I feel like they're going to be like scores from
Speaker 6: a golf game minus two, minus eight.
Speaker 2: Well, you've certainly taken the food topic. Well, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of doughnuts here.
Speaker 3: That's why he gets paid the big podcast buck.
Speaker 2: Big podcast bucks. All right, let's find out who won.
Speaker 2: Give me another name for food. Okay, well let's start
Speaker 2: with scran.
Speaker 4: It's not up there.
Speaker 2: Will Ross be surprised? Is Grant on the board?
Speaker 1: I never thought? I said grub? Yeah, grub, grub.
Speaker 4: Good answer, that's what I thought. That's a very But
Speaker 4: these are idiots.
Speaker 1: Did the idiots say grub? Did thirty one points?
Speaker 3: That was the top answer?
Speaker 2: That was a top answer they've thought and well done?
Speaker 2: Hot start.
Speaker 3: You know what those fingerless morons are?
Speaker 2: All right, name a vegetable that is a strange shape? Ross,
Speaker 2: you said turn.
Speaker 4: I was thinking of dinner when they grow and they
Speaker 4: look like penises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well with what thorn I said, it's turn up
Speaker 2: on the board.
Speaker 3: It's not on the board. I went with penis pumpkin.
Speaker 1: No, you went with eggplant.
Speaker 3: That's true, you saucy, saucy.
Speaker 2: Dude, his eggplant on the board. Is it a strange shape?
Speaker 2: I might say it's one of the most more natural shapes.
Speaker 6: Well, it is, but you feel like his emojis have
Speaker 6: changed their rep heaven the Yeah, like that, were just
Speaker 6: going along.
Speaker 3: Fine.
Speaker 5: If you in the supermarket and you're planning a mousaka,
Speaker 5: you get thrown out.
Speaker 6: Back only after hours. Okay, come around the back. I'll
Speaker 6: see you at ten pm.
Speaker 4: A mussaki filthy.
Speaker 2: Remember we were growing up. If we like the girl,
Speaker 2: we actually hand them an eggplant. We actually physically send
Speaker 2: them in the post. Simpler times, Simple times, Simple times.
Speaker 2: Didn't want her dad finding that, did you?
Speaker 1: Not? At all?
Speaker 2: Other things on the top answers, carrot eggplant was the
Speaker 2: second most popular answer.
Speaker 3: Carrot's not an odd shape. I've never picked up a
Speaker 3: carrot and gone what is this odd?
Speaker 4: And also, isn't it the same shape as a turnip?
Speaker 1: I'm not better apart from milk.
Speaker 2: Name a product that originates from a cow a Ross.
Speaker 1: You went with yogurt. Yeah, I also except yogurt.
Speaker 4: Should have said stick, shouldn't I anyway.
Speaker 1: Is yogurt on the board? It is only three, oh god,
Speaker 1: three points points?
Speaker 2: Thorno. You said cheese? Is cheese on the board? Top answer?
Speaker 2: Forty nine people said cheese? So the running tally is
Speaker 2: right now, Thorna, I'm forty nine Ross Noble on three.
Speaker 3: Got that poor woman anyone's game.
Speaker 4: She's not getting a back load.
Speaker 2: But there's still too around and there's some big points
Speaker 2: ahead of us. Name a favorite midnight snack, Thorna. He
Speaker 2: said chips. Did anyone say chips? Only seven people?
Speaker 8: But oh, taking your talent in ninety eight dipping it
Speaker 8: into yogurt and eating it unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Only seven people out of one.
Speaker 1: Hundred ninety three people. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Sorry one.
Speaker 6: No, But because I've got I've got a savory tooth,
Speaker 6: so it'd always go for the chips.
Speaker 3: When you said chocolate, I was like, oh, that sounds
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I think chocolate's a very good answer. It's chocolate on
Speaker 2: the board. It is it needed to be for Ross.
Speaker 2: Noble top answer.
Speaker 5: Oh ice cream your first top answer?
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, yes. In fact I screamed, isn't there no?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Top answer? So Ross were making a bit of a comeback.
Speaker 2: He's on thirtys are ninety eight. The final question name
Speaker 2: of food that has skin?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is going to win it for me.
Speaker 4: The race pudding? Oh my god, good bye everyone?
Speaker 1: A potato? Is potato on the board?
Speaker 4: Top answer?
Speaker 1: It is on the board. Only three people said it.
Speaker 2: What that means one hundred and one to pull off
Speaker 2: a remarkable victory? Is stop building up? The engineer is rice.
Speaker 2: It's not even on the board pudding. I can only
Speaker 2: imagine Ross. It's growing up in Newcastle.
Speaker 3: It's a very popular.
Speaker 2: I loved having rice pudding every every Thursday. Was rice
Speaker 2: putting under the noble house?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Couldn't knock the skin off a race pudding?
Speaker 5: That's a popular seeing from where I'm from.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's rice pudding. It's not for stop building potential win.
Speaker 4: There's no need to build the it isn't.
Speaker 1: It seems something that it seemed impossible and.
Speaker 4: It's still impossible because it's not there.
Speaker 1: Do you speak too soon? Ross? Noble.
Speaker 2: It's definitely is Rice putting on the board.
Speaker 1: No, you're right. Actually, when I think about it was
Speaker 1: never going to be on the board.
Speaker 2: Means with one hundred and one points versus thirty, Dave
Speaker 2: thought whims.
Speaker 1: So congratulations Dave.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: It was a good win. Ross. You hung in there, mate?
Speaker 4: Was it a good win?
Speaker 1: Though? It was sabby as a scrabby win.
Speaker 4: It wasn't Queensbury, was it. It was two men brawling
Speaker 4: in the street, you know.
Speaker 3: It was Stephen Bradbury. You people fell over and then
Speaker 3: I just skimmed through.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's get Andrew Batton on the line. That given
Speaker 2: me very exciting news. Here is a packed lunch coming
Speaker 2: his way. Thought, I'll let you give him the news.
Speaker 1: Mate. Hello, Andrew speak.
Speaker 3: Andrew speaking?
Speaker 6: Oh should we say winner speaking because we have one
Speaker 6: family fewed my friends?
Speaker 1: You're kidding me.
Speaker 3: No, that's exactly it. Mate. You brought it home well done.
Speaker 2: Did you wake up this morning feeling lucky at all? Andrew,
Speaker 2: feeling that you could possibly win a packed lunch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was definitely something in the air, Peter.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but I felt good.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can just feel it absolutely, Andrew, thank you
Speaker 2: for being part of Family for the podcast, and that
Speaker 2: pack lunch is coming your way.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Thanks Peter, Well, I'm Dave.
Speaker 1: Bad luck Ross, Well, I'm Dave. I echoed those words. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm Dave. Commiserations rossing over.
Speaker 4: Can we never speak of the woman I'm putting it for?
Speaker 4: Every dain?
Speaker 2: Rhonda will be sending your tickets for Rossnoble Live and
Speaker 2: the backstage meet and greet after.
Speaker 5: The I'm so sorry, Rhonda, I forgot which country.
Speaker 6: I was in. When you get rice putting thrown at
Speaker 6: you on stage, you don't even have to ask who
Speaker 6: through that.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh.
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