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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast. Mini.

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Speaker 2: What's talking about Seth Rogan being kidnapped?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well he has so he hasn't been kidnapped, but

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Speaker 3: a lot of the world thought he had been kidnapped

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Speaker 3: because of this TikTok song that has gone absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Bunter by a man called Louis Fonsie. No, it's from

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Speaker 1: Puerto Rico.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a guy called Chris, also from Pto Rican

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Speaker 3: equally sexy.

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Speaker 4: No, I think he's an American. Here's the song.

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Speaker 2: Has anybody seen Seth Rogan seen a lot of photos

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Speaker 2: of his faces? Haven't seen a recent photo of his face?

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Speaker 1: Here? I have a pretty crazy hypothesis, kidnapped by a

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Speaker 1: shy cerameises.

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Speaker 3: It's actually very very funny, and I actually follow Seth

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Speaker 3: Rogan on the Socials.

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Speaker 4: Do you mate?

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Speaker 2: Just sometimes you're just like it's almost like you're just

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Speaker 2: driving to work by yourself, like listening to yourself. Of Actually,

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Speaker 2: very funny, well done.

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Speaker 1: Little bit of audio, said Rogan on the Socials.

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Speaker 3: Funnily enough, I'm sure, and I hope you guys are

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Speaker 3: having this chat in your cars amongst yourselves. But so

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Speaker 3: set there for the past six months only post photos of.

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Speaker 1: These vases or vases, vases, the vase we call them

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Speaker 1: a vase.

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Speaker 4: What's the plural of vas vases? Varzi, vazars?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, the only post photos of anyway, that's that's the

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Speaker 3: that's the impetus behind this song.

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Speaker 4: This is this Kid's gone.

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Speaker 1: So there's so essentially whether or not there are vases

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Speaker 1: or vases involved, or viziers. In fact, there is a

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Speaker 1: damaging no no, no, that's a position in an Arabian court.

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Speaker 2: But a vizier, a royal vizier anyway, far from a

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Speaker 2: laddin is the royal Every digress, we digress.

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Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, there's this rumor,

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Speaker 1: and it might be tough when you're a celebrity that

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Speaker 1: big to have a really massive damaging rumor circulating about

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Speaker 1: you that you like everyone's believing, like a lot of

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Speaker 1: people bought that thing. And I was thinking it must

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Speaker 1: have been hard for you when you know it's that

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Speaker 1: damaging rumor flying around that you slipped into Eli from

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Speaker 1: the Bachelorette's DMS.

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Speaker 4: It that that wasn't damaging and that actually happened.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So could you get a confession out of you.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate you, but well, we've got audio.

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Speaker 3: We've got audio of her reading out the DM that

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Speaker 3: I wrote her that we're not going to play because

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Speaker 3: I've put a kind bush on that audio because I

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Speaker 3: think we've we've just overdone Itah, where was I.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about damaging, rumors damaging.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so look now back on track. You really threw

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Speaker 4: me there. I wasn't expecting that.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, sens brogan, as you said, well, he

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Speaker 3: probably would have had to call like his PR person

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Speaker 3: to explain, Hey, I actually I haven't been people. Things

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Speaker 3: has happened, but it hasn't actually happened. So I would love,

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Speaker 3: with your permission, dear, to recreate this right up next.

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Speaker 3: I want We've got a PR person here at the station.

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Speaker 3: I want you to give her a call and effectively

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Speaker 3: make up something damaging that's happened right which you think

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Speaker 3: might be about to hit the press or something, and

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Speaker 3: I want to see if she'll actually believe you or not.

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Speaker 2: You have to damaging? Are we talking?

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Speaker 4: I wanted to be damaging and just absurd. I haven't

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Speaker 4: thought of that thing.

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Speaker 1: Just I was pretending to be a squirrel on the

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Speaker 1: weekend and someone's caught me with a chestnut out my

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Speaker 1: ass or something like that.

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Speaker 3: Great start, Wow, got weird at the end, but that

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Speaker 3: sort of areas, and I want to see how long

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Speaker 3: she can take it seriously, for we might workshop the

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Speaker 3: nut up the bum squirrel. Well, we'll keep working on

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Speaker 3: during this, So go up next to them right now.

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Speaker 3: It's not about Sethgan getting that getting kidnapped, sorry, not

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Speaker 3: getting kidnapped, but rumors that he had been kidnapped because

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Speaker 3: this kid called Chris did a song on TikTok which

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Speaker 3: went viral basically saying that Seth only post photos of

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Speaker 3: vases and ceramics. Now, so maybe he actually has been

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Speaker 3: kidnapped by a ceramicist.

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Speaker 1: So at some stage, Seth Rogan would have had to

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Speaker 1: have called his agent and said, Hey, people think I've

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Speaker 1: been kidnapped.

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Speaker 4: There's this story swelling.

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Speaker 1: So you want to give me the challenge to call

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Speaker 1: out publicist, yes, Robin and convince her of something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, giving me the challenge. You don't thing I can

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 3: No, I just don't think she'll believe you because it's

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Speaker 3: going to be so absurd. Now again, I don't want

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Speaker 3: to give you, give you everything here, ye all, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to say to you, is that I want you

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Speaker 3: to tell her that you are somehow involved in a

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Speaker 3: story where you've been photographed nude covered in chocolate sauce

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Speaker 3: in mine.

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Speaker 1: You need to figure out how that all and I

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Speaker 1: have to convince her it's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, easy, And someone's second photo of you and they're

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Speaker 4: going to leak it.

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Speaker 2: The photo has been leaked, mate, But.

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Speaker 4: You have to explain to her why I have chocolate stand.

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Speaker 2: The rules of the game. Good luck caller.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Robin's speaking?

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Speaker 2: Get I Robin? How are you going? This is Will

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Speaker 2: from Will and what are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Will from Will? And Wood are you talking?

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: I've had a bit of an incident on the weekend,

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Speaker 1: which I'm sorry for the tone shift, but I just

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Speaker 1: felt like I needed to well, as she instructed, I

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Speaker 1: should say to call you yes far away Will, I'm

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Speaker 1: all ears the Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This story is.

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Speaker 1: Not something that I really wanted to have to relay it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's inevitable now. On the weekend, my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend went to the shops and it was her birthday,

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Speaker 1: so I went out the back of our house and

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Speaker 1: I had something set up and I got naked and

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Speaker 1: I covered myself in drinking chocolate mm hmm, and sprinkles

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Speaker 1: as well, handful of as they Dutch called them, half a.

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Speaker 4: Fly exactly as the Dutch called them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so we're out the back and I've got

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Speaker 1: a door that locks only auto locks anyway, that blue shut.

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Speaker 2: As outside, and.

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Speaker 1: I I have to climb up to the second window.

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Speaker 2: And yes, so.

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Speaker 1: You know, I ended up slip slipping and I fell

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Speaker 1: backwards and I'm sort of lying on the front there,

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Speaker 1: nude covered in chocolate. And anyway, kids come and taken

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Speaker 1: a photo of me, and yeah, I've seen it pop

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Speaker 1: up in a WhatsApp thread already, and there's a meme

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Speaker 1: that's been made out.

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Speaker 2: Of it already, which.

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Speaker 1: Says, is that a chocolate pudding or a banana split? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm writing all this down, so.

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Speaker 2: Robin, I need to tell you this is a joke.

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Speaker 2: I can't keep doing this. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: This is a gag, Robin, Robin, Yes.

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Speaker 2: It's a joke. It's a joke. I need to stop.

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Speaker 2: It's a prank call.

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Speaker 3: We wanted to see if it was believable for Will

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Speaker 3: to cover himself in chocolate sauce.

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Speaker 4: Are you okay, Robin?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm just writing it all down.

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Speaker 2: You did.

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Speaker 3: You did such a good job. You were such a

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Speaker 3: professional about the whole thing. But we again what Will

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Speaker 3: was of the opinion that no one would believe that

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Speaker 3: he was the sort of guy who would cover himself

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Speaker 3: in chocolate sauce and then try to break into his

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Speaker 3: own house.

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Speaker 4: But turns out it is believable.

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Speaker 3: Robin, Well, I shall remind you of the Taty Grimshaw

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Speaker 3: story where.

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Speaker 1: She locked herself out of her own hotel naked. Wow,

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Speaker 1: was she also covered in chocolate sprinkles? He was not

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Speaker 1: sure of that detail.

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