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Speaker 2: Will I have it on good authority that when you

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Speaker 2: a good authority that you exclusively went to French restaurants

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Speaker 1: That, that's not true. That's true, that's not true. There

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Speaker 1: is that's true? You, on the other hand, would.

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Speaker 2: That music? No idea French background music?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Research is sound effects? Before you just last him?

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Speaker 2: If you could.

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Speaker 1: Now, you took a woman to multiple women to the

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Speaker 1: just like war of attrition. Really, let's go to Jana.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jana. Here, Jane, what's the most cringe

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Speaker 15: So it was back when I was in high school

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Speaker 1: And he wasn't it.

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Speaker 9: He didn't even go to our school.

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Speaker 15: He went to a different school.

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Speaker 11: And I was like, oh my god, no no. So

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Speaker 1: The parent cards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was.

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Speaker 1: It was the American beauty sort of a thing. Rose.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was nude with rolls on himself.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Peter.

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Speaker 1: It's a little deep throughout the whole field as much

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Speaker 2: That's the thing, Peter, your mate did something pretty cringe

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Speaker 2: He's going with the chick.

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Speaker 9: We're back in high school.

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Speaker 10: He's going to have a chick and had a pretty

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Speaker 9: And she's put her hands out like, palm up, I

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Speaker 3: Like I'll go under your arms.

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Speaker 13: You go over the top.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and he's he's basically like picture this you just

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Speaker 10: scored ninetieth minute goal to win the Grand Final. He's

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Speaker 1: Loading.

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Speaker 16: Oh wow, that helps me went home.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is just.

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Speaker 1: Pain right between the eyes thanks to the girl. Low ten.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Joe. Now, Joe, what happened to you?

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Speaker 2: We're talking most cringe worthy things a bloke has done

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Speaker 2: on a date.

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Speaker 17: I went to his place for him to get changed.

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Speaker 17: It was our first date and he had a shower

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Speaker 17: the D string. And I'll just try not to work

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Speaker 17: because I'm sorry that there's nothing worse than a guy

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Speaker 17: in ad string. O.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is hard to hear. It is great

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Speaker 2: to hear from you again, Jeff, I'm being honest.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now, please join the boys. I've got a little

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Speaker 1: thing that gets you going, or as we say on

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Speaker 1: this show, what's your porn? What's your corn? Telling me

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Speaker 1: what's your corn?

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Meghan here thirty one O six y five, Megan,

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Speaker 2: what's your porn?

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Speaker 18: When you grab up when you pick up your chocolate

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Speaker 18: wrapper and there's a piece of chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Lift good simple, it never happens.

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Speaker 14: Simple, wonderful happened, and it's exciding a.

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Speaker 1: Nice meg and nice began. For those real chocolate addicts

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Speaker 1: out there, you always know how much chocolate is left

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Speaker 1: in your wrapper. You know there's no you know exactly

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Speaker 2: How about this one? Will? You know when you're at

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Speaker 2: hang on, I haven't finished it. Button push a joel.

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Speaker 1: You know when you go, oh, absolutely, my moan was

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Speaker 1: clearly a bad moon. You know what to differentiate between

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Speaker 1: your moons? Now you should know my mom.

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Speaker 2: You know when you're at work and you get a

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Speaker 2: so that's your bad that's my bad, ma, And you

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Speaker 2: now you've cooked me. There was that was the good money.

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Speaker 2: Let's got adj TJ. Sorry about that? What's your porn?

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Speaker 10: Moorn when you're filling up the car and she leaves

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Speaker 10: smack banging a dollar.

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Speaker 1: When they're getting a dollar of fuel is not much fuel, no,

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Speaker 1: he said, smack bang on the dollar. No, no, that's right.

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Speaker 1: How about when I mean this is happening at the

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Speaker 1: moment where there's heating up a little bit, you're you're

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Speaker 1: you know, they obviously want a little bit cooler. You

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Speaker 1: know they want to be They don't heat up as

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Speaker 1: much as you do because you're a hot man during

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Speaker 2: And you're a hot blooded mammal.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're a hot guy. You're a hot guy. And

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Speaker 1: then all you do is you wait her out to

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Speaker 1: see who's going to fall asleep. She falls asleep, you

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Speaker 1: grab your control and crack that.

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Speaker 2: Your bedroom is an esquimo. Let's go to Danny here.

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Speaker 2: Igloo is what the word I was looking for? Igloo? Danny?

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Speaker 2: What's your porn? But this is okay.

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Speaker 4: So when you're reassembling something and there's no screws, not

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Speaker 4: for bolls left for.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, it's a great beer.

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Speaker 2: It never happened to me. He's got screws left over. Sucks,

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Speaker 2: doesn't it? Anyway? I've gone on, should have gone out

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Speaker 2: on the high on Danny.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now ye sad?

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Speaker 6: Who would go? And where is Fudbody does care?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Listen, listen, listen, put over everyone, Friller morning, Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 16: I hope you're having a great drive. I'm Dave Thornton's

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Speaker 16: going to join us really really shortly. Been a tough

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Speaker 16: time for stand up up comedians woods. He actually arrived

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Speaker 16: on a Posty bike, which you're going to hear very shortly.

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Speaker 1: So hilarious.

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Speaker 19: I'm on a very small two stroke bike. Like I

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Speaker 19: always say to mates, people look at me the same

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Speaker 19: way they must look at like Millennia Trump, which is

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Speaker 19: holding Donald's hand, just like surely you don't enjoy riding that.

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Speaker 1: He's going to be on Right after Australia's Easiest Quiz

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Speaker 1: Austrillius esuousy plain.

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Speaker 2: Today we've got Mara Mayra. There are thirty seconds on

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Speaker 2: the clock. You've got to get ten questions right. You

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Speaker 2: can pass on any question and we have to take

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Speaker 2: your first answer first. How are we today, Mara?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Little bit nervous, but yeah, right to go, fair enough, Mayra,

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Speaker 1: five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: I'd be nervous, wouldn't it. He's imagine the pud You

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Speaker 2: could boy with you just in general on this show

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Speaker 2: or right now?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, mama chat All right, let's do it. We

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Speaker 1: got thirty seconds, ten questions. Let's do it, Mara. What's

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Speaker 1: the capital city of Australia? If a tortoise has only

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Speaker 1: three leagus can carry its own shell? No, who just

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Speaker 1: got elected as the President of the United States?

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Speaker 18: Biden?

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Speaker 1: What color are your eyes?

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Speaker 19: What?

442
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Speaker 18: Right?

443
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Speaker 1: What's the word that rhymes with snake?

444
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Speaker 17: Right?

445
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Speaker 1: Granny Smith is a type of what Apple name? One

446
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Speaker 1: song released this year?

447
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 14: Oh please?

448
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: Oh my God? You know amazingly there's a song called

449
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Speaker 2: oh my God which was released this year by Sampa

450
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Speaker 2: the Great. Yeah, Sampa the Great, who won a whole

451
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Speaker 2: lot of arias actually yesterday. That's that's super topical.

452
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Speaker 7: Mara.

453
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Speaker 2: You are you are of music one, but it didn't

454
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Speaker 2: quite get to the ten though. Unfortunately, Mora, it didn't

455
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Speaker 2: get to the ten. Ah, yeah, it is all good, Mara.

456
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Speaker 2: You're still gonna have a great Christmas and we've still

457
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: got a great show.

458
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: For you podcasting Now, we've got a very special guest

459
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: in the studio in Dave Thornton, who is second guest,

460
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Speaker 1: our second guest in the studio since the virus is lifted. Yeah, welcome.

461
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 1: For no welcome, we would have your first your first

462
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Speaker 1: with Scotty Cam got in before you.

463
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Speaker 2: How much of Scottie Cam when you're around him? When

464
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 2: we used the interview him, it was like he just

465
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Speaker 2: smells like chip Wooden success.

466
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Speaker 1: You know, it's like that.

467
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Speaker 2: It's a real must of a man who knows how

468
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Speaker 2: to fix things. Yeah, it's a good look too, isn't

469
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Speaker 2: it a good look and a good smell?

470
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Speaker 19: I reckon absolutely, Like if he was in hire a hobby,

471
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Speaker 19: I would say to my partner, Yeah, go for it.

472
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Speaker 19: I mean you paid for it. Take the whole trait

473
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Speaker 19: for it. You'll get the spirit level out and Lord

474
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Speaker 19: knows what happens.

475
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Speaker 2: When you're up to you.

476
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an impressive bote, but you're equally as impressive.

477
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Speaker 1: You are you are. I was actually thinking about you

478
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Speaker 1: the other day and think about all the standarup qmenans

479
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Speaker 1: we've got in You do a standout special on TV

480
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: now which is epic, but as a bloker, gigs a

481
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 1: lot and has gigged a lot previously.

482
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Speaker 19: Has it been Yeah, I mean it's forced to trial

483
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Speaker 19: separation between me and my partner sometimes on your work

484
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Speaker 19: too hard made so seriously, have you separated from your name?

485
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Speaker 2: You laughed and then went on n saying does that Nausine?

486
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: Does that? I thought it was a joke when he

487
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Speaker 2: brought up his separation. Then anyway, that wasn't a joke.

488
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Speaker 19: It's one of those where you go, oh, no, we're

489
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Speaker 19: being seriously, but you're you're still with your partner. That

490
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 19: was a quite lovely your reaction to You're like, is

491
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Speaker 19: this cool? I'm gonna laugh at you now that is.

492
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Speaker 1: Funny.

493
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you worried? You're worried. You don't want

494
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Speaker 2: to walk into that stuff. You're still with your partner,

495
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 2: which is good.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still with your partner.

497
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Speaker 2: Now it's turned creepy. He's like, is she single?

498
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Speaker 19: I just want to know, like this is really killing

499
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Speaker 19: me because it's been a lot lock down.

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Speaker 2: I just want to know. You know, something popped up

501
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Speaker 2: on my feet.

502
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Speaker 19: You guys were because look admediately I saw it, I

503
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Speaker 19: didn't listen to it, and it came up on there.

504
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Speaker 2: So you guys who worked social media must be happy.

505
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Speaker 2: Hit great, bitch great and let him know. Yeah yeah, yeah,

506
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: get it the promotion. You get him out of that cage.

507
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Speaker 2: He's doing all right, look at him? Locked away?

508
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Speaker 1: Was the hit?

509
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Speaker 19: Well, it was the story you told about how it

510
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Speaker 19: talks about masculinity.

511
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Speaker 1: What do you talked about?

512
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 2: You know, you played footy and author did drama.

513
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

514
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Speaker 19: And I was like, because we've known each other for

515
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 19: years now, yeah, And I was like, good on your

516
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 19: boys talking about all that kind of stuff because it

517
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 19: resonated with me because like it's a relative thing. I

518
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Speaker 19: think in the arts world, all three of us might

519
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 19: seem a bit manly. But then when you hang out

520
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Speaker 19: with your mates, probably from high school, all the lowest.

521
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Speaker 2: Making ye, and we hide a few things from you

522
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Speaker 2: in the arts field.

523
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

524
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Speaker 19: And I've always been fine with that, even to the

525
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Speaker 19: point where and I wrote it in today, I've got

526
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Speaker 19: a little posty.

527
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Speaker 2: Bike my partner for my birthday.

528
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Speaker 1: Is that a downgrade because of COVID nineteen salary? Or

529
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Speaker 1: was this through there? Is it a nice way of

530
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Speaker 1: saying you've had to.

531
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Speaker 2: Tell your car that's all they gave me when they

532
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Speaker 2: gave me job keeper.

533
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Speaker 19: Here's the moped. There's also no Burat's bag. If you

534
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Speaker 19: want to join the dice.

535
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Speaker 2: That's fine.

536
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Speaker 19: I only bring it up because, yeah, I always think

537
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Speaker 19: I'm just riding my sick hog and I look like

538
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Speaker 19: the manliest man ever.

539
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I made of mine.

540
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Speaker 19: He took a video of me, because you could ride

541
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Speaker 19: the mean streets of Melbourne, especially in the lockdown no

542
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Speaker 19: one was out. Yeah, so I was quite enjoying it,

543
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 19: just fanging around, of course, because it's the mopid you

544
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 19: had to go on thirty k's in Hell.

545
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my mate took a video of me and I.

546
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Speaker 1: Was like, that looks horrific. What do you mean?

547
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Speaker 19: You know I'm in the old measure like six two

548
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 19: six three, so it's hilarious. I'm on a very small.

549
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Two stroke by toasty.

550
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Speaker 19: Like I always say to mates, people look at me

551
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 19: the same way they must look at like Millennia Trump,

552
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 19: which he's holding Donald's hand, just like, surely you don't

553
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 19: enjoy riding that.

554
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 9: Now?

555
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 1: Just for laughs. It's on Channel ten. Have you ever

556
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: checked it out? You've been missing your stand up comedy.

557
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: You can get the best comedians in Australia. We're talking

558
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: sents from Jude Lousy, Niki Osborn, Reece Nicholson's on there

559
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: as well, and Dave Thoughton, who's in the studio with

560
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: us right now. That's on Channel ten. Dave, you're on

561
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: Monday Night your app.

562
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 2: That's right, mate.

563
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Speaker 19: And I just want to say that was before all

564
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Speaker 19: the lockdowns and the social distancing back up because the

565
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 19: audience is all crammed in. But when my jokes fall flat,

566
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Speaker 19: that was shot during social distance.

567
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Speaker 2: There's not a lot of people in the audience.

568
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Speaker 1: I was actually gonna ask you have you had COVID like,

569
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Speaker 1: because obviously COVID material amongst stand ups now is just like, right, well,

570
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Speaker 1: is that a thing? Is it just like there's so

571
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: much COVID gear that you steer clear COVID gear or

572
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: you or are you like are you watching someone before

573
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: you and you're like, shit, that's half my act or

574
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Speaker 1: I don't know, because it's it's relevant. The only thing

575
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: to talk about for a long time.

576
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: There is because nothing's nothing happened.

577
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Speaker 19: Yeah, I've just got that and kooky stories about what

578
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 19: my kids did during lockdown, which is kind of technically.

579
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Speaker 1: Which is a COVID story indirectly though really in a

580
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Speaker 1: lot of ways.

581
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Speaker 2: Isn't it that specific?

582
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Speaker 1: I had to pull you off.

583
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: If another comedian got up and was talking about the

584
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: weird ship that Dave Thornton's kids were doing, that'd be

585
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 2: a bit creepy, wouldn't it. Judith Lucy gets under so

586
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: Dave Thornton's kids, like, what have you naked?

587
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: A lot heading towards what the hell have you? Has

588
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: your wife been working from home as well?

589
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: Yes, she's been working. Oh no, she was because you

590
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: got a new job.

591
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Speaker 19: Do you know, do you still speak to your wife?

592
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 19: This is the ky for help, because you got it.

593
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 19: She works in the health industry. Actually she'd be great

594
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Speaker 19: to hear it.

595
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: Who knows.

596
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 19: Yeah, So she had a job and then she got

597
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Speaker 19: a new job. So the new job she worked from home.

598
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 19: But the old job she was going there. She was

599
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Speaker 19: working at a hospital, not on the front line, but

600
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Speaker 19: she was in a scene your worker.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, let's not split hairs like you know, she's

602
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 8: stilling at the hospital. Yeah, she's doing with my wife's

603
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 8: and not in the front line though, I mean she

604
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 8: wasn't at the cold face.

605
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Speaker 1: I'm still the man, you know, she's the one with

606
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: the job working during a viral pandemic.

607
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was there just really, I'm telling.

608
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're bringing in.

609
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: Do you actually do you have that argument with your partics?

610
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: I know Will and I both have previously that I will.

611
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: But it's like, you know, when you're competing for who's

612
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: going to clean the house, who's going to cook tonight?

613
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: And often the fighter is, you know, who's had a

614
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: bigger day. Do you find it hard to look at

615
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: your partner in the face when she's been you know,

616
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: doing her medical then you go, well, I wrote one

617
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: joke today.

618
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 19: Yeah, we actually had that conversation because I used to

619
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 19: work on another radio station.

620
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: We won't mention it.

621
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Speaker 1: How dare you come on?

622
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Speaker 17: You?

623
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Speaker 19: I remember it was a Friday, Nicky and I before

624
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 19: the key He's about the head away on holiday and

625
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 19: she said, how was your morning? And it was a

626
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 19: very radio stunt where we were up in a crane

627
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 19: dropping money and the people who had called in could

628
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Speaker 19: come down to the field. If you caught the money,

629
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 19: then it was going to.

630
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Speaker 2: Be oh wow.

631
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Speaker 19: And it is extremely hard to catch paper in the airs.

632
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 19: We found out people are not catching any money and

633
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 19: like sad thing on radio. You want to give some

634
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 19: money away. You don't want all the money, but then

635
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 19: people are getting no money and.

636
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, this is not good.

637
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 19: And then the money is on the ground, So then

638
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 19: you see people's real personalities.

639
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Speaker 2: Okay.

640
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 19: And I went on a twenty minute die tribe about

641
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 19: what the whole molling was. Yeah, no, we weren't thinking

642
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 19: about it. And I did him feel good up in

643
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 19: the crane all this, and then I.

644
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: Said, you know, I've got a thing with.

645
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Speaker 1: It was all of that.

646
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 19: I'm laying it on with a trow And then I

647
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 19: said to Nikki, how do you go? And she works

648
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 19: with people with chronic pain, so she does. She fights

649
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 19: the good file is and she's like, oh, I just

650
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 19: had a guy come in and he said, paint now

651
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 19: for years and his back's been out and he hasn't

652
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 19: been able to work, and that means he's kind of

653
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 19: falling into depression. So it's been really hard to try

654
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 19: and talk to him and get him out of it.

655
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 19: And I was like, yeah, we both got something out play.

656
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: You just can't. You can't say you've got a bad

657
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: job in radio or entertainment. You can't above if you're

658
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: a stand up and you couldn't do any stand up

659
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: during COVID nineteen, which you guys have had a stinker.

660
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: So it's great to see some stand up community back

661
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: on the TVs. You can get live stand up just

662
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: for laughs this Monday, Channel ten, nine thirty. Don't miss

663
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: Dave Thoughton on the stage. Mate, thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go to you. It's seven minutes of such hard work.

665
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: You should just check it out on the podcasting. Now,

666
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: I want to.

667
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: Talk a little bit about a story which I'm gonna

668
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: be honest, it's about a week old. I'm sure a

669
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: lot of people heard about the kids in Sydney who

670
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: got around number restrictions for their end of year, end

671
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: of school year party by claiming that they were getting married,

672
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: because if you're getting married in New South Wales the

673
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: number limits one hundred and fifty people. And anyway, school

674
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: found out. Can the whole thing boring and they have

675
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: to move on?

676
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: Those kids have been off at a job by some entrepreneurs.

677
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I saw it. They got off a

678
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: job by an entrepreneur. Yeah yeah, who was that entrepreneur?

679
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. He's got a great hit.

680
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: Look him up online anyway, you go to the kids.

681
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: Although it is a little bit sad for me that

682
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: the school found out. Everyone found out. I mean, I

683
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: just I love. I love the hypothetical scenario where the

684
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: party goes ahead, no one finds out, and then they

685
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: go on the rest of their lives having to act

686
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: as if they got married.

687
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that would go on all their documentation later

688
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 2: in life they would have to have on their official

689
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: marriage to because later in life that they've had a

690
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: divorce and this is their second marriage.

691
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: There's something beautiful about there's something really beautiful about lying,

692
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: and then the lie being so long ago after a

693
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: while that it's just not worth your while to come

694
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: through with the truth.

695
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 2: Take it to the grave.

696
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,479
Speaker 1: And they're the stories I want to hear about now

697
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: in thirty one and six five, what do they still

698
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: not know? So if you ever't been in this position

699
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: where you've told a lie and then all of a sudden,

700
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: too much time has passed, there's too much water onto

701
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: the bridge, and then it's just like, well, that thing

702
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: happened ages ago. But it's much safer for me now

703
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: to just not tell you, because you've got to let

704
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: sleeping dogs lie where the guy called the show about

705
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: a week or so ago about a camping trip he

706
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: went on with his missus and there's a story about

707
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: a bear in the woods. Well that also applies to

708
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: cows in Australia.

709
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: So I went camping for the first time last week

710
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 4: with more missus started to do a number two. So

711
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 4: I've gone walked off and she's actually returned after I've returned,

712
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 4: and she stepped in. She's come back screaming.

713
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: I still.

714
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: Hasn't told her. It's extreme. We had a long time

715
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: ago at Christmas party where you hooked up with a

716
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: woman who was engaged. Do you know fiance ever find out?

717
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 11: Was?

718
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: He still not know?

719
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: Firstly, thanks for bringing that up. And look, sorry, I

720
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: just have to obviously defend myself here, and I know

721
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: that's gonna make me sound more guilty. But they were

722
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: on a break and I know I sound like no,

723
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: I know, I sound like Ross from Friends. I get it.

724
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: But they were on a break.

725
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: He still doesn't know.

726
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: Well that I don't know that that's up. That's on her.

727
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 2: That's on her if she wants to anyway.

728
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 5: It's it's it's, it's it's it's it's let's let's let's

729
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 5: just leave that behind.

730
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: I think I's had a stroke.

731
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: I loved to hear from you guys. What do they

732
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: still not know? I'm gonna throw the phones and the

733
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: microphone over to Australia because one of us has just

734
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: been incapacitated. Wow, what do they still not know? That's

735
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: a question asking you guys, please join the conversation. Kayla's

736
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: called get a Kayla, what do they still not know?

737
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 14: First of all, Boy's a massive fan of the show.

738
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 14: Your intro song gets big part of for life every day.

739
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 2: Oh thank you, Kayla.

740
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 14: No worries in your five I'm now twenty five. So

741
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 14: a long time ago, I was running a cross country

742
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 14: comes came third magically because I cut a whole lap

743
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 14: out of the race and managed to don't feel bad

744
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 14: about it today.

745
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 16: Kayla, Well then, hell yeah, great stuff now, Taylor, lovely story.

746
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: But you know, the lie that can be holding or

747
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 1: hanging over your head can be as small as lying

748
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: about a lap in across country race we had and

749
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: I think this is the pinnacle of what did they

750
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: still not know? We are to call her yesterday? Would

751
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: from a woman who told us about a kid who

752
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: doesn't even know who their dad is. How was this?

753
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 9: We had my uncle for Christmas dinner. His kids were

754
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 9: not there. He's got two older kids. The question came

755
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 9: up about illimited the kids. My sister said to him,

756
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 9: do you ever think you've potentially got another kid out there,

757
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 9: to which he replied with I know, I drew true,

758
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 9: kids do not know the other kid lives very happily

759
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 9: with a woman and her husband.

760
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: Hell, that's a pinnacle if anybody can be kids not knowing.

761
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: Let's go to Karen. We're asking what do they still

762
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: not know? Karen? What have you up for us?

763
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 8: Oh?

764
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 15: Well, I'm thirty two now. It was a while ago,

765
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 15: but when I was around nine, I broke my arm

766
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 15: and my parents don't know the truth about how it happened.

767
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 9: And told that I did it at school.

768
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 15: But actually my sister and I snack out the park

769
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 15: when I asked.

770
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 14: Thenon without them knowing, and she pushed me off the swing.

771
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: Jesu and would see your sister there all this time?

772
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh nice, thanks to the col carried good stuff you

773
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: got around her there. I mean, like really, I was

774
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: really expecting it to be a lot of so he

775
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: thought I did it in school and I was like,

776
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: here we go, here comes the story about the time

777
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: you robbed a bank. No, no, no, we went to

778
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: a park and she puts me off, pushed me off

779
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: his week. I mean, god, if the swings in the

780
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: park or swings in school, I mean, Jesus.

781
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: It's a great job, sister, isn't it. You know? Smare mean, Dania?

782
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: What did I still not know?

783
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 18: Hey? Guys, So basically, I've asked my husband several times

784
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 18: to quit smoking or reduce smoking, and he would listen

785
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 18: to me. So I took matters into my own hands.

786
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 18: So each day I would take one or two cigarettes

787
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 18: out of the package without him knowing. So he thinks

788
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 18: he smoked a whole package of cigarettes when really he's

789
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 18: only smoked half of it.

790
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: That's smart.

791
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: So you punish him because he feels worse about smoking more.

792
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: Is that?

793
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? And now he's smoking less and he doesn't even realize.

794
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 2: Actually quite smart. From ten, I mean, we don't promote

795
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: smoking on this show, but we'll used to enjoy dart

796
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 2: and you're you're just been.

797
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: In knives out. We don't smoking at all, occasionally, very

798
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: occasionally with a drink in a mass gathering.

799
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: And you also used to hide your darts in a dryer,

800
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 2: used to hide them in a dryer from your partner.

801
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 2: And I've got it on good to throw that your

802
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: partner used to have whacked the dryer on knowing that

803
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 2: your darts were in there. Now let's go to Justin.

804
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 2: I do want to stress again? Smoking really bad, kids,

805
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: don't you.

806
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: Let's go to Justin. Yeah, excuse me, smokers, go it's

807
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: not at all Justin thirty one and six five? What

808
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: do they still not know? Justin?

809
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 10: Hey, boys, long time, first time thanks Justin. So in

810
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 10: about year eight, which was over fifty years ago, Now

811
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 10: I couldn't I kind of couldn't be bothered to tie

812
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 10: my shoelaces one day, so I told my mates that

813
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 10: I never learned how, and they used to do it

814
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 10: for me.

815
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: Oh you are a genius. For how long? How long?

816
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: How long did the long con go on for Justin? Allan?

817
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 15: It was at.

818
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 3: Least two years?

819
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 10: And then I'm not I think you just got about it.

820
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: But the smartest man of why I love you? So

821
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: you just put your foot out like Cinderella on the

822
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: way to Mad's class, and one of your mates would

823
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: get down and tie your shoes brought out.

824
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, May one of the girls.

825
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 10: Teacher whoever.

826
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: Podcasting wow right now? Was it got three examples of

827
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: gender inequality and the animal kingdom that will make you

828
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: glad to be a human. So the first species we're

829
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: working with here is cuttlefish.

830
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: Are they those just those those things you find on

831
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 2: the beach.

832
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: That's their exoskeleton? I believe all the yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,

833
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: I thought it might be the wrong word there, but anyway,

834
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: it's like a squid essentially. Sure, it's got a technical term,

835
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure what it is. Anyway, Which do

836
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: you think have it better than men or the women

837
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: in cuttlefish?

838
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: Cuttlefish from my experience with them on the beach, I'm

839
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 2: going to say the men, and I'm against it.

840
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 20: Goddamn patriarchy of the cuttlefish world. No, incorrect, the women.

841
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 20: The women have it better than the cuttlefish. I get this,

842
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 20: male cuttlefish outnumber female cuttlefish eleven to one. It's an

843
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 20: absolute sausage vest in the cuttlefish kingdom.

844
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: Chez.

845
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: The competition so hard to find a female mate. And

846
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: get this, some younger male cuddlefish will actually change their

847
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: skin because they're amazing at camouflage. They will change their

848
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: skin to the female's brown skin to convince other men

849
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: that they're females, so they won't get eaten by other

850
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: bigger men, so they'll let them be. But the interesting

851
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: thing is that that works really well until it's mating season,

852
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: and then there's actually a problem unless they swing that way. Yeah,

853
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: I mean, geez, if you're a gay male cuttlefish, life

854
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: is good. Are having a good time down there? Next

855
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: species for you, hyaenas hyaenas. Do you reckon that men

856
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: have got it fit? Male hyenas or female hyaenas have

857
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: got it better?

858
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 2: Females? The female hyaenas absolutely have a better will.

859
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: I reckon that's incorrect. I reckon the male hyaenas have

860
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,479
Speaker 1: got it better.

861
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 8: It's a man baby, And that's because both female and

862
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 8: male hyaenas have testes and a penis.

863
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: Both the men and the women have testes in a penis.

864
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 2: So what's different about a male and a female hyaena?

865
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: So just get this for both sexes. The penis goes

866
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: erect around female hyaenas. So if women hyenas are hanging

867
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: out with other women hyaenas, the it's erect isn't that wild?

868
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: But for the men the erections of function of arousal,

869
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: But for females it's just due to familiarity and safety.

870
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: What isn't that wild? So imagine a female and you're

871
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: just getting an erection just for safety and familiarity.

872
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 2: It's like a weapon.

873
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: No, it's just like a fitting in with the crown

874
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: sort of a thing, right, isn't that extraordinary? Like you

875
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: cannot tell the difference between them.

876
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: So if you've got a rect oldysfunction like not good

877
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 2: for safety obviously.

878
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: For the you know, will you'd be safe as houses,

879
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you get around the other man, isn't

880
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: that isn't that amazing?

881
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 18: Yeah?

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00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah no, But it turns out that they're female. So

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Speaker 1: the females, the male penis is actually there. I can

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Speaker 1: say it's glitterous. Oh, it's just enormous. You can't tell

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00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: the difference from from a distance.

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Speaker 2: Right yeah yeah, yeah, right yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's pretty amazing. Actually fascinating stuff

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00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: about hyenas. Final one, which one's got it better? Females

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Speaker 1: or males? Clownfish?

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Speaker 15: Hmmmm?

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Speaker 2: I think from finding Nemo the males have a better. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in great, damn it.

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00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: Women have got it better.

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Speaker 11: Fish.

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Speaker 1: Brownfish live with a strict hierarchy which is headed by

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Speaker 1: a female, and every other male is effectively, effectively just

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Speaker 1: a sex slave. They're all just submissive men who are

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Speaker 1: just there purely for the purpose of reproduction. And then

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Speaker 1: get this, when the female leader dies, every clown, every

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Speaker 1: single clownfish is actually hermaphrodite, and one of them will

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Speaker 1: change into a female and then become the boss.

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00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: How do they choose which one changes.

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00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: The biggest one?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: Not like that, you. I didn't say it like that.

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00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: I didn't say like that.

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00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 2: I was just like.

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Speaker 1: This growing scientific grows, trying some scientific zoology over here,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you got weird about it.

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Speaker 2: I said, I said, which one you've got weird.

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00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: About the fact that female hyenas have got a giant

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Speaker 1: penis which is actually their clitterdout.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. I literally sat in silence.

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Speaker 1: Which made it weird.

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Speaker 2: I didn't make it weird, it was interesting. I was

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Speaker 2: just taking it all in, baby, see what you're hearing.

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