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Speaker 1: Podcasting good I guys, Yeah, a bit of a podcast

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Speaker 1: exclusive here, how about that? How about that? Woods? What

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Speaker 1: we're doing is just we're gonna play the prank call

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Speaker 1: for you or I prank my brother. But just to

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Speaker 1: give you a bit of context, just so you know

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Speaker 1: what you're hearing, because it is it's a bit wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you and I had the theory that it's much easier

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Speaker 1: to deliver bad news to someone if you can instantly

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Speaker 1: put that bad news in perspective. That's it.

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Speaker 2: So you're about to break some bad news to your

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Speaker 2: brother on the phone. I won't say what it is

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Speaker 2: you're about to hear it in the call. But after

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Speaker 2: you've broken the bad news, I hold up a whole

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Speaker 2: bunch of que cards, which basically have facts about you know,

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Speaker 2: just grim things about the world to put the bad

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Speaker 2: news in perspective.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, can I just say I think this worked beautiful. Well,

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Speaker 1: it didn't work beautifully because yeah, well look at he

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Speaker 1: works with Geriatrix largely as a doctor, so he was

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Speaker 1: very busy at the time of the phone call. He

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Speaker 1: said to me, had two minutes to take the phone call.

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Speaker 1: And then I told him something outrageous that I needed

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Speaker 1: to do for him and then just started spewing irrelevant

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Speaker 1: facts at him, which well, ultimately I think you just

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Speaker 1: ignored and carried on with his job. And you'll hear

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Speaker 1: that right now. Hey mate, Hey, what's going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I'm good. I'm good. How are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 2: Just work?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to work? Yeah, yeah, really quickly. I need you

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night to get something before Dad's book launch. Yeah

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Speaker 1: are you what are you free? Uh? Yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: I finished at five, So okay, it needs to be

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Speaker 1: picked up at like four point thirty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not.

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Speaker 1: I think you're the only one that can do it, unfortunately. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's this thing that the Pope production house have organized. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The other thing is it's like two thousand dollars, so

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Speaker 1: I probably just need you to spot the cash if you

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Speaker 1: can on the spot.

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's like a statue or

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Speaker 1: some sort of statue. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a gold

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Speaker 1: plated thing. What do you mean. Well, exactly that, mate,

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Speaker 1: exactly that it's not that bad. Yeah, like it should

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Speaker 1: be fine, like.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Half the world's coal reefs have died in the last

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Speaker 1: thirty years. Sorry what I said. Half the world's coal

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Speaker 1: reefs have died in the last thirty years. Half the

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Speaker 1: world's population have died of cholera. No, no, half half

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Speaker 1: the world's coral reefs have died in the last thirty years.

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Speaker 1: So just put in perspective it was not that bad. Yeah, yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll see what I can do. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 3: Message me in the details later, Okay, to keep going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, three and a half percent of domesticated birds became

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Speaker 1: extinct in twenty sixteen, so is that right. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: put it in perspective. Yeah, can you name a couple

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Speaker 1: The pigeon I think was pigeon became certain certain pigeons,

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Speaker 1: certain pigeons. Absolutely, and also on its year. Apparently, just

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Speaker 1: to put in perspective again, the Mars whatever was programmed

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Speaker 1: to play Happy Birthday to itself alone on its anniversary year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah's appreciate.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go a couple people.

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Speaker 1: Grizzly bears have also been known to abandon single cubs

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Speaker 1: that can try for a bigger litter the next year.

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Speaker 1: So just put it in perspective. Yeah, okay, I've got

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Speaker 1: to go patients to get to Oh yeah, I patients.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotta.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think he already said yes before he

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Speaker 2: started putting it in perspective.

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Speaker 1: But I'm glad you kept going with all those grim

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Speaker 1: facts like I'm I'm not sure if we can call

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Speaker 1: that a success because he said yes, I don't think

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Speaker 1: he actually needs to put it in perspective. He's currently

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Speaker 1: working with geriatrics and some of them are dying. I

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Speaker 1: actually have and that all already. He puts life in perspective.

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Speaker 1: He's just a nice guy.

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Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, man, wor I'll drop a couple of

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Speaker 4: grand on a statue for dad and leave work up.

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Speaker 4: Dad is just a good dude. Yeah, that's all proven

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Speaker 4: a good dude. You're a bad brother.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bad guy.

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Speaker 3: Bad guy.

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Speaker 1: Out of that, I'm a bad guy.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, he had on the domesticated that was such a

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Speaker 3: shit perspective. Fact, by the way, I'm sorry song three

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Speaker 3: and a half percent of domesticated birds were extinct in

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Speaker 3: twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: That's not perspective. That's irrelevant.

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Speaker 4: That's who gives it.

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Speaker 1: Who gives a ship any birds? He was right. He

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Speaker 1: was like, name one and he's a peon. You said pigeon.

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Speaker 2: Obviously the pigeon hasn't become extinct. No, your birds, your

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Speaker 2: bustard