WEBVTT - MINI: Hit on The Head Part 2

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to go through the alphabet A through to

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<v Speaker 1>the letters Z of things that have hit you in

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<v Speaker 1>the head.

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<v Speaker 2>We started this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got d for Dark, my old The two sisters

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<v Speaker 3>were playing Dark so wouldn't let me play. Was jumping

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<v Speaker 3>around in front of the board trying to distract them.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the darts hit the wire. I bounced out,

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<v Speaker 3>landed smack bain in the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 4>H four Hamburger. I was a traffic officer in the

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<v Speaker 4>city for Troy. There's a Texi park from those standing zone.

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<v Speaker 4>So I started riding the ticket and there's a guy

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<v Speaker 4>sitting on the park bench eating his lunch. Halfway through

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<v Speaker 4>riding the fine, I was the son of the beck

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<v Speaker 4>of me hiding it was his Hamburger.

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<v Speaker 5>Peth a pie.

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<v Speaker 6>Someone at the mcg toro a pie at the back

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<v Speaker 6>of my head and managed to go over and hit

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<v Speaker 6>me head.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So some other emails that came in since

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday's show, Jack add to the list.

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<v Speaker 2>Then how we got here? See for clown.

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<v Speaker 1>Concrete clown from the Melbourne show from the top of

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<v Speaker 1>a ticket box Christian. I had one side of a

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<v Speaker 1>cathedral fall on top of me.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't this is all I have. You can't just

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<v Speaker 2>end it there. Cathedrals are huge.

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<v Speaker 1>How does a cathedral fall on you and you live

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<v Speaker 1>to send me a one line email? Are you still

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<v Speaker 1>in there? Is it that Notre Dame one that had

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<v Speaker 1>to rebuild in France?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there? Can you hear my words? Can they

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<v Speaker 2>finish that?

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<v Speaker 7>Did the rest of the world give them a billion

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<v Speaker 7>dollars to fix up that cathedral?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're still putting it together.

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<v Speaker 1>Those French tradees you think Ossie ones are bad, and

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<v Speaker 1>then some of those shifty Irish ones, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>get to the French trades were great to find out

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<v Speaker 1>who are the most untrustworthy ones around the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon the French, all right? So what else? Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>Tea for totem tennis?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian just like Jack telling us, yes, they're about getting

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<v Speaker 1>talked by that footy ball. I came out the front

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<v Speaker 1>door to a front yard where everyone was playing totem tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked straight in front the line of fire. What

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the head from mel Sea? Christian

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<v Speaker 1>also for a hot one. Isn't it sea today. Camping

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<v Speaker 1>hot plate. Firstly, I put that under pip plane on

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<v Speaker 1>a plane from London to Amsterdam. A backpacker was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to shove back back into the This is what happens

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<v Speaker 1>into the overhead locker.

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<v Speaker 2>Something very heavy fed.

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<v Speaker 1>Out going and landed on my head. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>camping hotplate. Unbelievable, small bump on my head for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the trip.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Mick.

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<v Speaker 7>Get through security with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're quite right. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because it's not on that list of things that

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<v Speaker 1>we can't bring on, does it mean you can't bring

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<v Speaker 1>on an inside camping hot plane?

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<v Speaker 2>The question.

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<v Speaker 1>I got hit in the head by an aeroplane. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not the same as the old mate stuck under that cathedral.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone in the world right now, I was flying a

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<v Speaker 1>remote control aeroplane and someone else flew one straight into

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<v Speaker 1>the back of my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight stitches a hole through my ear in my main

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<v Speaker 2>It's like sort of the plane is stuck in the

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<v Speaker 2>ear and you have to go.

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<v Speaker 7>Sets out trick you would see at the air show

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<v Speaker 7>now and man, we'll whide this plan through another man's ear.

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<v Speaker 1>A plane with dwarfs on board has flowing into the

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<v Speaker 1>side of my head, please help. All right, So A

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<v Speaker 1>to Z we're trying to go through the alphabet what

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<v Speaker 1>has he I'm going to say, what's flow into your head?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>What hit you in the head. That's what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>The what's hit you in the head? Cathedrals and otherwise.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going through the alphabet A through to Z things

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<v Speaker 1>that you've been hit in the head by. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, before we carry on today's show, we

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<v Speaker 1>say this a lot, but we have got the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>hearted listeners in the world. Actually, I've got a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>email here that's coming from one of our podcast listeners

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<v Speaker 1>from Denmark. Hello to and as Childlund Christian and Crewe.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on the huge Matilda's win on behalf of all

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<v Speaker 1>Danes and all the pigs we have here in abundance.

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<v Speaker 2>We salute you. Oink oink oink ossy ossy ossy.

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<v Speaker 1>It works both ways, guys, always be ready and as children.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much for listening to the show and

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<v Speaker 1>your lovely email as well. That's awesome, Christian. When I

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<v Speaker 1>was about ten years old, I can give you I

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<v Speaker 1>for ironing board. My mummy said, the ironing in the

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<v Speaker 1>lounge room, and I was playing under the ironing wore

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<v Speaker 1>pretending I was in a time machine. Go back to

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<v Speaker 1>visit the dinosaurs, Benjamin, Can we go back to that?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'd love to come with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Accidentally hit the cord and the iron fell on my head.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. We got that one.

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<v Speaker 1>This one, that one needs to be louder. And of

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<v Speaker 1>course when you really have had a big old whack.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow's finding. Have you seen tweety birds? You were held

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<v Speaker 2>in the head so far? Have you ever done that? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we got the ironing board. What have you got here? Jaye?

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<v Speaker 2>For javelin? Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>When I was doing school sports at school, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to throw a javelin. When it came to my turn,

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<v Speaker 1>I threw it and it hit me on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the head.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not know to this day. I'm ach to

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Are you ben directly up in the air?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you launch?

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<v Speaker 3>You're throwing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Your launch and he goes and it comes back around. Kay,

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<v Speaker 2>then you've got your hand up. Have you done that?

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<v Speaker 2>I've done this. It's actually really easy to do.

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<v Speaker 8>So as you go to throw it, how I threw it?

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<v Speaker 6>For some weird reason, it like spun the back spun

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<v Speaker 6>out and just whacked me in the side of the head.

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<v Speaker 2>So you dropped it as you're launching it, like as

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<v Speaker 2>I threw it.

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<v Speaker 7>I must have had an awkward angle of throwing it.

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<v Speaker 7>I basically just awkward one.

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't quite know when you say, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>easy to understand how you can get thrown head Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not quite sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you went like like moved its side.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that what you're doing at the moment, sister listens,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, like the Queen bless Her used to wave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why would you throw it like that? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean to Its just you must be conscious.

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<v Speaker 1>You're throwing a great metallic spipe through the air. AnyWho,

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<v Speaker 1>back on the radio tea for tree house. My brother

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<v Speaker 1>was in the treehouse we had the backyard. I was

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<v Speaker 1>on the ground and suddenly pushed a full brick out

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<v Speaker 1>of the treehouse, hitting.

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<v Speaker 2>Me on the top of the head. Smack bang in

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<v Speaker 2>the top of my noggin.

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<v Speaker 7>Christian whose dad is building them a treehouse out of

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<v Speaker 7>bricks as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Hashtag straya. All right, let's go to lines.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, Julie, Good morning, Christian and taim Here are

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<v Speaker 8>you going good?

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<v Speaker 2>Julie, Welcome to the show. So which letter can you claim?

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<v Speaker 8>I've got s for shot puts?

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<v Speaker 2>For shot put? We had jaf Javlin from school sports?

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<v Speaker 2>You did? Did you get the WS with your wrist?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you look up a juicy Caitlin?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I got hit by someone else throwing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, dear Lunny, how that is like medieval?

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<v Speaker 8>So yeah, the teacher told him it was fine to throw,

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<v Speaker 8>even though I'd gone down to pick mine up. So

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<v Speaker 8>heard the screens of walk out and turned my head

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<v Speaker 8>to the right just in time to get hit above

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<v Speaker 8>the right eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you break your face? Can you break your face?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, do you know?

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<v Speaker 8>Five stitches later, we did go to the doctor, and

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<v Speaker 8>I remember my mum asking the doctor if I needed

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<v Speaker 8>to get X rays and he went, no, this scull

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<v Speaker 8>is fine. I can see it from here.

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<v Speaker 1>Again hashtag straya The scull is fine. I can sit

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<v Speaker 1>from here. It's not too mangled. Don't waste their time.

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<v Speaker 2>They're busy today.

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<v Speaker 7>I got when I was a kid in primary school

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<v Speaker 7>on a footy field. I got knocked out once and

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<v Speaker 7>my dad came over with a whole lot of other parents.

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<v Speaker 7>He goes, ah, he's fine, and another father said, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>actually a doctor and he can cust Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 7>I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was a child of the eighties, going to

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<v Speaker 1>school the eighties. I got hit in the mouth by

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<v Speaker 1>a hockey stick. Had to be taken hospital to by

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<v Speaker 1>a sports teacher who was quite a labor old school character.

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<v Speaker 1>Had this big sort of porn star tash. Drive me

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<v Speaker 1>to hospital. I'm holding my split lipping place that required

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<v Speaker 1>nine stitches. He went, I just he just needs to

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<v Speaker 1>stop here.

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<v Speaker 2>Quickly. We started outside a milk bar.

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<v Speaker 1>He ran in, got himself a packet of cigarettes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and the newspaper came back out and drove me to

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<v Speaker 1>hospital while I'm bleeding out.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>You weren't there, man, You weren't the man, Julie, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. You called us go to Teresa. Come

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<v Speaker 1>onr in Teresa, good morning, Hell are you? I'm good Teresa?

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<v Speaker 1>And what letter of the alphabet can you give us?

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<v Speaker 9>You for umbrella?

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<v Speaker 2>You for umbrella? Were happy Mary Poppins.

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<v Speaker 7>Here I was in.

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<v Speaker 6>Bali in a pool and there was a big gusta

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<v Speaker 6>quein and one of those big beach umbrellas knocked me.

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<v Speaker 9>Out cold into the pool him on the head and

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<v Speaker 9>asked us to hospital with stitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, because they're big. They're huge. That was huge, and

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<v Speaker 2>those Balinese ones are not to be messed with.

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<v Speaker 9>Bron.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian Low Carl Show podcast. B

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<v Speaker 2>for baseball bats. This one happened this seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian at primary school was playing footy and taking a

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<v Speaker 1>mark I was at the same time. Hitting the head

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<v Speaker 1>with a baseball bat was just something I know vfam

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<v Speaker 1>used to be quite rap, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Baseball bats.

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<v Speaker 7>They are trying to crack down on concussion Christians, so

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<v Speaker 7>they did get rid of the baseball bat in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring it back.

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<v Speaker 1>This woke culture has gotten too much. You can't play

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<v Speaker 1>now with a baseball bat. The baseball bat was in

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<v Speaker 1>full swing, lovely Stephen, all right, it's good to Malcolm. Malcolm.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Christian, how I am?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good buddy? So what hit you in the head?

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<v Speaker 2>Which letter are you ticking off?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm ticking off R for Rake.

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<v Speaker 2>That Malcolm?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm a for Rakee?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, yeah. What what happened with that? R

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<v Speaker 2>for Rake? Malcolm?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, back in the day when we used to make

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<v Speaker 6>up our own entertainment. So I thought i'd stand on

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<v Speaker 6>an upside down rake and catch it before it came up. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 6>my lightning reflexers weren't so lightning.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's all fish stare to this. But he

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<v Speaker 2>would have rehearsed for a couple of days, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>to get that move right. You know.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly I should have hit they just luckily it didn't

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<v Speaker 6>hit me in the nose, just the forehead. But because

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<v Speaker 6>we're on holiday, Mum and Dad said, you're your own

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<v Speaker 6>stupid fault. You can just have a bend aid.

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<v Speaker 2>So if oh Malcolm, Malcolm, thank you very much. She

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<v Speaker 2>called that. All right, thanks you calling Malcolm.

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<v Speaker 7>If only Malcolm can make up entertainment.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, hey, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>He's some New Zealand. They're doing their best jack. They're

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<v Speaker 1>doing that with that crackly kiwe landline. He was going

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<v Speaker 1>us from from the year nineteen eighty two, which is

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<v Speaker 1>permanently there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Ria here, Good morning, Ria, Hi, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got.

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<v Speaker 9>S for Sharon. So I was in there behind the

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<v Speaker 9>goals at games and I got snacked in the snuggin

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<v Speaker 9>with footy and lost my mom's far at the same time,

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<v Speaker 9>so I was pretty shaped.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a horrific accident. You need to be compresated.

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<v Speaker 9>You would have liked that. But we kissed your ass,

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<v Speaker 9>so you know, made up for a little bit of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you remember who kicked? Was it Essendon or

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<v Speaker 2>the Swans?

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<v Speaker 9>I know it was friendly fire?

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<v Speaker 2>So ah right, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Ria, thank you very much. Car the squeeze

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<v Speaker 1>one last morning before Patsy's news.

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<v Speaker 2>Wayne, so you were Christian? I am good, Wayne? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And what have you got for us? And eight a

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<v Speaker 2>set of things that have hit you in the head.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you believe a bit of a grand in cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit you in the head?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Pole dancer at the time, and they ready made it,

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<v Speaker 1>really made it rain. You were so good on that

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<v Speaker 1>pole work their Wayne.

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<v Speaker 5>I was working as a tower back in the days

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<v Speaker 5>when there was still paper money. Regular customer came in

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<v Speaker 5>with it all bundled up nicely with rubber bands. I

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<v Speaker 5>waved to him and then turned back to see if

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<v Speaker 5>there was any other customers. He thought I was still

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<v Speaker 5>watching through the cash to me to catch and it

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<v Speaker 5>whacked me right in the temple.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing a big old break of cash like that

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<v Speaker 2>probably weighs a bit.

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<v Speaker 5>It did. It's about the size of a very luge fit,

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<v Speaker 5>but thankfully it didn't earth too much. But the joke

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<v Speaker 5>was on him. Put the rubber bands first, and a

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<v Speaker 5>grand eight grand of cash started to waft and float

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<v Speaker 5>down in the banking chamber and he's madly on his

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<v Speaker 5>heads and he's trying to pick up the day's.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it, Oh Wayne, that's a great one. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much to give us a call.

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<v Speaker 5>No worries, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen, team, we did the news, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we regroup and reset because something very special is happening

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<v Speaker 1>in fifteen minutes time, irone Gold. Today is a very

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<v Speaker 1>special day for one of our lovely listeners. Iron Gold

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<v Speaker 1>is one hundred today and she's never been in a limousine.

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<v Speaker 1>In fifteen minutes time, we change that I need a limo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on it up for a limo in Limo week,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gotta be long, and it's gotta be fast,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gotta turn heads on the streets. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll be chatting to producer Rio, who will be

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<v Speaker 1>in position in five minutes time. Irene Gold is the

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<v Speaker 1>pickup today the limo. She's got so many treats lined up,

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<v Speaker 1>some surprises over the next half an hour, which we're

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<v Speaker 1>very very excited about. But Limo Week Day three begins

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<v Speaker 1>again in about ten minutes time. Irene Gold, what a name,

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<v Speaker 1>what a legend, one hundred years of life. We're celebrating

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<v Speaker 1>that in about ten minutes time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Tomorrow and Friday, we still have these limos available.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to do? Everyday stuff that you've

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<v Speaker 2>got on The Christian O'Connell Show podcast