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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to go through the alphabet A through to

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Speaker 1: the letters Z of things that have hit you in

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Speaker 1: the head.

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Speaker 2: We started this yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I've got d for Dark, my old The two sisters

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Speaker 3: were playing Dark so wouldn't let me play. Was jumping

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Speaker 3: around in front of the board trying to distract them.

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Speaker 3: One of the darts hit the wire. I bounced out,

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Speaker 3: landed smack bain in the top of my head.

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Speaker 4: H four Hamburger. I was a traffic officer in the

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Speaker 4: city for Troy. There's a Texi park from those standing zone.

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Speaker 4: So I started riding the ticket and there's a guy

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Speaker 4: sitting on the park bench eating his lunch. Halfway through

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Speaker 4: riding the fine, I was the son of the beck

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Speaker 4: of me hiding it was his Hamburger.

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Speaker 5: Peth a pie.

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Speaker 6: Someone at the mcg toro a pie at the back

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Speaker 6: of my head and managed to go over and hit

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Speaker 6: me head.

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Speaker 1: All right, So some other emails that came in since

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Speaker 1: yesterday's show, Jack add to the list.

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Speaker 2: Then how we got here? See for clown.

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Speaker 1: Concrete clown from the Melbourne show from the top of

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Speaker 1: a ticket box Christian. I had one side of a

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Speaker 1: cathedral fall on top of me.

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Speaker 2: You can't this is all I have. You can't just

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Speaker 2: end it there. Cathedrals are huge.

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Speaker 1: How does a cathedral fall on you and you live

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Speaker 1: to send me a one line email? Are you still

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Speaker 1: in there? Is it that Notre Dame one that had

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Speaker 1: to rebuild in France?

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Speaker 2: Are you there? Can you hear my words? Can they

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Speaker 2: finish that?

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Speaker 7: Did the rest of the world give them a billion

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Speaker 7: dollars to fix up that cathedral?

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Speaker 2: I think they're still putting it together.

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Speaker 1: Those French tradees you think Ossie ones are bad, and

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Speaker 1: then some of those shifty Irish ones, and then you

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Speaker 1: get to the French trades were great to find out

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Speaker 1: who are the most untrustworthy ones around the world.

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Speaker 2: I reckon the French, all right? So what else? Christian?

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Speaker 2: Tea for totem tennis?

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Speaker 1: Christian just like Jack telling us, yes, they're about getting

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Speaker 1: talked by that footy ball. I came out the front

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Speaker 1: door to a front yard where everyone was playing totem tennis.

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Speaker 1: I walked straight in front the line of fire. What

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Speaker 1: on the side of the head from mel Sea? Christian

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Speaker 1: also for a hot one. Isn't it sea today. Camping

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Speaker 1: hot plate. Firstly, I put that under pip plane on

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Speaker 1: a plane from London to Amsterdam. A backpacker was trying

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Speaker 1: to shove back back into the This is what happens

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Speaker 1: into the overhead locker.

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Speaker 2: Something very heavy fed.

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Speaker 1: Out going and landed on my head. It was a

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Speaker 1: camping hotplate. Unbelievable, small bump on my head for the

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Speaker 1: rest of the trip.

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Speaker 2: That's Mick.

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Speaker 7: Get through security with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're quite right. Good.

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Speaker 1: Just because it's not on that list of things that

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Speaker 1: we can't bring on, does it mean you can't bring

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Speaker 1: on an inside camping hot plane?

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Speaker 2: The question.

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Speaker 1: I got hit in the head by an aeroplane. It's

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Speaker 1: not the same as the old mate stuck under that cathedral.

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Speaker 1: Someone in the world right now, I was flying a

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Speaker 1: remote control aeroplane and someone else flew one straight into

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Speaker 1: the back of my head.

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Speaker 2: Eight stitches a hole through my ear in my main

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Speaker 2: It's like sort of the plane is stuck in the

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Speaker 2: ear and you have to go.

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Speaker 7: Sets out trick you would see at the air show

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Speaker 7: now and man, we'll whide this plan through another man's ear.

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Speaker 1: A plane with dwarfs on board has flowing into the

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Speaker 1: side of my head, please help. All right, So A

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Speaker 1: to Z we're trying to go through the alphabet what

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Speaker 1: has he I'm going to say, what's flow into your head?

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Speaker 5: Then?

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Speaker 1: What hit you in the head. That's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: The what's hit you in the head? Cathedrals and otherwise.

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Speaker 2: Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're going through the alphabet A through to Z things

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Speaker 1: that you've been hit in the head by. All right,

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Speaker 1: by the way, before we carry on today's show, we

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Speaker 1: say this a lot, but we have got the biggest

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Speaker 1: hearted listeners in the world. Actually, I've got a lovely

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Speaker 1: email here that's coming from one of our podcast listeners

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Speaker 1: from Denmark. Hello to and as Childlund Christian and Crewe.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on the huge Matilda's win on behalf of all

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Speaker 1: Danes and all the pigs we have here in abundance.

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Speaker 2: We salute you. Oink oink oink ossy ossy ossy.

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Speaker 1: It works both ways, guys, always be ready and as children.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for listening to the show and

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Speaker 1: your lovely email as well. That's awesome, Christian. When I

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Speaker 1: was about ten years old, I can give you I

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Speaker 1: for ironing board. My mummy said, the ironing in the

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Speaker 1: lounge room, and I was playing under the ironing wore

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Speaker 1: pretending I was in a time machine. Go back to

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Speaker 1: visit the dinosaurs, Benjamin, Can we go back to that?

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Speaker 1: And I'd love to come with you.

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Speaker 2: Accidentally hit the cord and the iron fell on my head.

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Speaker 2: There we go. We got that one.

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Speaker 1: This one, that one needs to be louder. And of

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Speaker 1: course when you really have had a big old whack.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow's finding. Have you seen tweety birds? You were held

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Speaker 2: in the head so far? Have you ever done that? Okay,

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Speaker 2: so we got the ironing board. What have you got here? Jaye?

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Speaker 2: For javelin? Christian?

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Speaker 1: When I was doing school sports at school, we have

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Speaker 1: to throw a javelin. When it came to my turn,

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Speaker 1: I threw it and it hit me on the back

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Speaker 1: of the head.

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Speaker 2: I do not know to this day. I'm ach to

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Speaker 2: do that? Are you ben directly up in the air?

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Speaker 2: How do you launch?

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Speaker 3: You're throwing it?

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Speaker 2: Your launch and he goes and it comes back around. Kay,

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Speaker 2: then you've got your hand up. Have you done that?

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Speaker 2: I've done this. It's actually really easy to do.

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Speaker 8: So as you go to throw it, how I threw it?

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Speaker 6: For some weird reason, it like spun the back spun

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Speaker 6: out and just whacked me in the side of the head.

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Speaker 2: So you dropped it as you're launching it, like as

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Speaker 2: I threw it.

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Speaker 7: I must have had an awkward angle of throwing it.

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Speaker 7: I basically just awkward one.

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Speaker 1: I still don't quite know when you say, he's not

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Speaker 1: easy to understand how you can get thrown head Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Imagine if you went like like moved its side.

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Speaker 1: Do that what you're doing at the moment, sister listens,

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Speaker 1: I was like, like the Queen bless Her used to wave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why would you throw it like that? I didn't

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Speaker 1: You're throwing a great metallic spipe through the air. AnyWho,

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Speaker 1: back on the radio tea for tree house. My brother

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Speaker 1: was in the treehouse we had the backyard. I was

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Speaker 1: on the ground and suddenly pushed a full brick out

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Speaker 2: Me on the top of the head. Smack bang in

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Speaker 2: the top of my noggin.

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Speaker 7: Christian whose dad is building them a treehouse out of

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Speaker 7: bricks as well?

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Speaker 2: Hashtag straya. All right, let's go to lines.

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Speaker 8: Good morning, Julie, Good morning, Christian and taim Here are

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Speaker 8: you going good?

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Speaker 2: Julie, Welcome to the show. So which letter can you claim?

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Speaker 8: I've got s for shot puts?

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Speaker 2: For shot put? We had jaf Javlin from school sports?

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Speaker 2: You did? Did you get the WS with your wrist?

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Speaker 2: Did you look up a juicy Caitlin?

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Speaker 8: No, I got hit by someone else throwing it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, dear Lunny, how that is like medieval?

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Speaker 8: So yeah, the teacher told him it was fine to throw,

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Speaker 8: even though I'd gone down to pick mine up. So

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Speaker 8: heard the screens of walk out and turned my head

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Speaker 8: to the right just in time to get hit above

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Speaker 2: Do you break your face? Can you break your face?

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Speaker 2: I mean, do you know?

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Speaker 8: Five stitches later, we did go to the doctor, and

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Speaker 8: to get X rays and he went, no, this scull

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Speaker 1: Again hashtag straya The scull is fine. I can sit

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Speaker 1: from here. It's not too mangled. Don't waste their time.

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Speaker 2: They're busy today.

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Speaker 7: I got when I was a kid in primary school

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Speaker 7: on a footy field. I got knocked out once and

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Speaker 7: my dad came over with a whole lot of other parents.

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Speaker 7: He goes, ah, he's fine, and another father said, I'm

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Speaker 7: actually a doctor and he can cust Oh my god,

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Speaker 7: I remember.

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Speaker 1: But I was a child of the eighties, going to

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Speaker 1: Had this big sort of porn star tash. Drive me

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Speaker 1: to hospital. I'm holding my split lipping place that required

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Speaker 1: nine stitches. He went, I just he just needs to

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Speaker 2: Quickly. We started outside a milk bar.

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Speaker 1: He ran in, got himself a packet of cigarettes, right,

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Speaker 2: Eighties.

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Speaker 1: You weren't there, man, You weren't the man, Julie, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. You called us go to Teresa. Come

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Speaker 1: onr in Teresa, good morning, Hell are you? I'm good Teresa?

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Speaker 1: And what letter of the alphabet can you give us?

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Speaker 9: You for umbrella?

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Speaker 2: You for umbrella? Were happy Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 7: Here I was in.

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Speaker 6: Bali in a pool and there was a big gusta

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Speaker 6: quein and one of those big beach umbrellas knocked me.

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Speaker 9: Out cold into the pool him on the head and

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Speaker 9: asked us to hospital with stitches.

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Speaker 2: Wow, because they're big. They're huge. That was huge, and

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Speaker 2: those Balinese ones are not to be messed with.

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Speaker 9: Bron.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Low Carl Show podcast. B

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Speaker 2: for baseball bats. This one happened this seventies.

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Speaker 1: Christian at primary school was playing footy and taking a

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Speaker 1: mark I was at the same time. Hitting the head

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Speaker 1: with a baseball bat was just something I know vfam

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Speaker 1: used to be quite rap, but.

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Speaker 2: Baseball bats.

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Speaker 7: They are trying to crack down on concussion Christians, so

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Speaker 7: they did get rid of the baseball bat in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: Bring it back.

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Speaker 1: This woke culture has gotten too much. You can't play

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Speaker 1: now with a baseball bat. The baseball bat was in

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Speaker 1: full swing, lovely Stephen, all right, it's good to Malcolm. Malcolm.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Christian, how I am?

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Speaker 2: I'm good buddy? So what hit you in the head?

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Speaker 2: Which letter are you ticking off?

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Speaker 6: I'm ticking off R for Rake.

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Speaker 2: That Malcolm?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm a for Rakee?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yeah. What what happened with that? R

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Speaker 2: for Rake? Malcolm?

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Speaker 6: Well, back in the day when we used to make

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Speaker 6: an upside down rake and catch it before it came up. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 6: my lightning reflexers weren't so lightning.

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Speaker 2: I think it's all fish stare to this. But he

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Speaker 2: would have rehearsed for a couple of days, you know,

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Speaker 2: to get that move right. You know.

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Speaker 6: Exactly I should have hit they just luckily it didn't

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Speaker 6: hit me in the nose, just the forehead. But because

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Speaker 6: we're on holiday, Mum and Dad said, you're your own

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Speaker 6: stupid fault. You can just have a bend aid.

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Speaker 2: So if oh Malcolm, Malcolm, thank you very much. She

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Speaker 2: called that. All right, thanks you calling Malcolm.

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Speaker 7: If only Malcolm can make up entertainment.

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Speaker 2: Now, hey, how dare you?

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Speaker 1: He's some New Zealand. They're doing their best jack. They're

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Speaker 1: doing that with that crackly kiwe landline. He was going

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Speaker 1: us from from the year nineteen eighty two, which is

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Speaker 1: permanently there.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Ria here, Good morning, Ria, Hi, guys,

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Speaker 2: I've got.

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Speaker 9: S for Sharon. So I was in there behind the

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Speaker 9: goals at games and I got snacked in the snuggin

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Speaker 9: with footy and lost my mom's far at the same time,

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Speaker 9: so I was pretty shaped.

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Speaker 2: This is a horrific accident. You need to be compresated.

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Speaker 9: You would have liked that. But we kissed your ass,

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Speaker 9: so you know, made up for a little bit of it.

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Speaker 2: And do you remember who kicked? Was it Essendon or

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Speaker 2: the Swans?

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Speaker 9: I know it was friendly fire?

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Speaker 2: So ah right, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: All right, Ria, thank you very much. Car the squeeze

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Speaker 1: one last morning before Patsy's news.

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Speaker 2: Wayne, so you were Christian? I am good, Wayne? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And what have you got for us? And eight a

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Speaker 2: set of things that have hit you in the head.

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Speaker 5: Would you believe a bit of a grand in cash.

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Speaker 2: Hit you in the head?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 1: Pole dancer at the time, and they ready made it,

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Speaker 1: really made it rain. You were so good on that

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Speaker 1: pole work their Wayne.

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Speaker 5: I was working as a tower back in the days

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Speaker 5: when there was still paper money. Regular customer came in

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Speaker 5: with it all bundled up nicely with rubber bands. I

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Speaker 5: waved to him and then turned back to see if

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Speaker 5: there was any other customers. He thought I was still

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Speaker 5: watching through the cash to me to catch and it

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Speaker 5: whacked me right in the temple.

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing a big old break of cash like that

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Speaker 2: probably weighs a bit.

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Speaker 5: It did. It's about the size of a very luge fit,

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Speaker 5: but thankfully it didn't earth too much. But the joke

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Speaker 5: was on him. Put the rubber bands first, and a

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Speaker 5: grand eight grand of cash started to waft and float

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Speaker 5: down in the banking chamber and he's madly on his

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Speaker 3: Taking that one.

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Speaker 2: Love it, Oh Wayne, that's a great one. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much to give us a call.

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Speaker 5: No worries, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, team, we did the news, and then

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Speaker 1: we regroup and reset because something very special is happening

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Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes time, irone Gold. Today is a very

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Speaker 1: special day for one of our lovely listeners. Iron Gold

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Speaker 1: is one hundred today and she's never been in a limousine.

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Speaker 1: In fifteen minutes time, we change that I need a limo.

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Speaker 2: I'm on it up for a limo in Limo week,

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Speaker 2: and it's gotta be long, and it's gotta be fast,

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Speaker 2: and it's gotta turn heads on the streets. All right.

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Speaker 1: So we'll be chatting to producer Rio, who will be

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Speaker 1: in position in five minutes time. Irene Gold is the

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Speaker 1: pickup today the limo. She's got so many treats lined up,

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Speaker 1: some surprises over the next half an hour, which we're

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Speaker 1: very very excited about. But Limo Week Day three begins

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Speaker 1: again in about ten minutes time. Irene Gold, what a name,

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Speaker 1: what a legend, one hundred years of life. We're celebrating

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Speaker 1: that in about ten minutes time.

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Speaker 2: Now. Tomorrow and Friday, we still have these limos available.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Everyday stuff that you've

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Speaker 2: got on The Christian O'Connell Show podcast