Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Why hang it with a hanging hook when you could
Speaker 3: weld it to the wall.
Speaker 4: I've now become what I've always aspired to me, which
Speaker 4: is the bin key. I'm now the b influencer.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three, Thank.
Speaker 4: Your bony, and welcome to Friday's Christian O'Connell Show. Happy Friday,
Speaker 4: jack Good morning, okay, a little bit Stelton and good
Speaker 4: morning Patsy, Morning boy. What's going on? Jackie boy? What
Speaker 4: have you got waiting for you this weekend? Before we
Speaker 4: get into double thumbs up?
Speaker 3: After the show today, Bianco and I will be packing
Speaker 3: the hospital bag ahead of waiting for this baby to
Speaker 3: come along. So I've got the snacks, I've got all
Speaker 3: the lighting, and I've got the boast speaker, and then
Speaker 3: Bianca is sort of taking care of like nappies and
Speaker 3: the creams and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4: How exciting. So what are you sort of two weeks away?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: He must be there two weeks away?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we had that overnight bag and I also
Speaker 4: had like some drinks and slacks in there and sandwiches
Speaker 4: ready to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got two big parades yesterday. I've got the
Speaker 3: cliff bars, which I told you about.
Speaker 4: Wants some dryal protein bar and this is for you
Speaker 4: and you're gaining any workouts that you're going to get
Speaker 4: done there. Someone going through the throats given by doesn't
Speaker 4: want a dry protein barked into it.
Speaker 3: If it's good enough for people climbing a wall in
Speaker 3: our capitan, then it's good enough for somebody who's giving birth.
Speaker 3: She needs nutrients, the moisty.
Speaker 4: Get a gallon awats every mouthful of cliff bar.
Speaker 3: That's what the big parade's for. That'll rehydrate her. And
Speaker 3: then I've got ntella as well, and a little spoon
Speaker 3: so I can feed her Naella mess.
Speaker 4: She's going to make in there as well. Patsy, what
Speaker 4: do you want to this weekend?
Speaker 6: Are we going on a road trip to nowhere? I'm
Speaker 6: not sure where. We haven't decided.
Speaker 4: Who lives a weekend like that? We like, it's just
Speaker 4: going to start driving and then after four hours turn around. Well,
Speaker 4: tune in Monday to the show One Car, One roadthow
Speaker 4: anything is they don't know where they're going.
Speaker 6: We're trying to get the most out of that higher car.
Speaker 4: We're just driving it into the ground.
Speaker 6: Get how money's with?
Speaker 3: Do you even know a direction in which you'll travel?
Speaker 6: No idea, it's a mystery trip.
Speaker 5: Check.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's going to be like cow and Thelma, the
Speaker 4: pair of them together. All right, Patsy, let's get into
Speaker 4: double thumbs up Friday? What are you giving your approval
Speaker 4: to this week? You know what?
Speaker 7: It's time that I did give accolades to a local
Speaker 7: pizza place.
Speaker 4: Is is it accolade Friday? It's next Friday? It is time.
Speaker 4: It is time for accolade Friday.
Speaker 7: We went there for dinner last night, Uncle Leo's. They've
Speaker 7: been in Wotton Street if you're over in the West
Speaker 7: since nineteen seventy one or something, and they do the
Speaker 7: Yes pizza. But we had a bit of a domestic
Speaker 7: in the middle of our meal, so when we went
Speaker 7: to order, we wanted to ordery and I just wanted
Speaker 7: to have individuals small ones so.
Speaker 6: We didn't have to compromise. We've all got the flavor
Speaker 6: we like.
Speaker 7: But Chris wanted to economize and order a large because
Speaker 7: it was.
Speaker 4: Che Come on, what are we talking about here? You're
Speaker 4: talking about a couple of bucks in a peach anyway.
Speaker 6: So who do you think won the fight?
Speaker 4: Yes, correctly? So what did you have?
Speaker 6: I'm really basic. I just have a Hawaiian And you know.
Speaker 4: Why I like underrated. I like a Hawaiian.
Speaker 7: Don't like Hawaiian definitely, And why I like their pizza
Speaker 7: so much is because they kind of double bake the
Speaker 7: bacon or the or the ham.
Speaker 4: Or so it's extra crispy.
Speaker 7: So it's crispy and bordering on brown to black almost,
Speaker 7: but it's beautiful and any of.
Speaker 4: What we got with the pineapple. I don't know why
Speaker 4: people are mad about pineapple. Been on a pizza, that
Speaker 4: sweetness with the meat. It's all about the pairing with food,
Speaker 4: ghost exactly. Do you know what I'm loving? Accolade? Friday?
Speaker 3: Can I jump off the back and give an accolade
Speaker 3: to another pineapple dish? I had this week? Pineapple pineapple
Speaker 3: bad Tie. It was delicious?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that your accolade?
Speaker 3: Do you want to give an accolade? Christian?
Speaker 4: All right, Patsie? What else you doing with double from
Speaker 4: the other thing?
Speaker 7: I've got onto a podcast which your girlfriend referred me
Speaker 7: to Annie Carrey referred me to Maggie Dent. Who's a
Speaker 7: brilliant author. Is what are you laughing at?
Speaker 4: I am just pick up that name. Not only anyone
Speaker 4: would just say you carry a bit more Carrie. You
Speaker 4: called her Auntie because you're so close to the Starffs's
Speaker 4: god Accolade Friday, Accolade carry bit Moore.
Speaker 3: Is she really? Is she really the godparent to your daughter?
Speaker 4: She paid for it on cameoat for one thousand dollars
Speaker 4: firing today it's Accoe Friday. It's really putting up and
Speaker 4: shout out, clap, pineapple pad tie Jackie boy had.
Speaker 7: She's put me onto this brilliant podcast. We were met
Speaker 7: up for coffee the other day. We're talking parenting. We're
Speaker 7: talking parenting and how it's a minefield. She's got a
Speaker 7: teenage in our ten year old, my ten year old's
Speaker 7: pre teen. It's all these issues we're coming up against.
Speaker 7: This is parental as anything. It's on the ABC Podcasts.
Speaker 7: It's free and it's a series by Maggie Den. She's
Speaker 7: done about seventy podcasts. They're really good, really really good,
Speaker 7: lots of tips for all ages of kids and just
Speaker 7: to help it become less of a minefield. Whether you've
Speaker 7: got a toddler, or whether you've got like a fifteen,
Speaker 7: sixteen year old.
Speaker 4: Fifty year old? Yeah, no, kid, She cuts off there
Speaker 4: because I'm doing one now. If you've got fifty year
Speaker 4: old kids, I just think there's a gap in the market.
Speaker 4: He's still living at home. It's a niche. I'm cornering
Speaker 4: a niche on it. I think that's the big area
Speaker 4: there for podcasting. So was that Auntie Carrey's recommendation, Yes,
Speaker 4: that thing you're going to do every Friday, my daughter, Oh,
Speaker 4: I say, and that's carry bit more just when.
Speaker 6: Correct, Just in case you didn't hear, Carry Bigmore.
Speaker 4: Patsy Friends to the Stars.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Doing double Thumbs Up Friday, where Me, Jack and Pantsy
Speaker 4: took what things were into this week? Jack, what is
Speaker 4: it from you? We've heard about that pineapple pad tie.
Speaker 3: I'm loving the pineapple pad tie from the pad Time.
Speaker 4: Love a good pad Time.
Speaker 3: I haven't been able to hardly get to the TV
Speaker 3: this week because Bianca has found a new downton Abby
Speaker 3: esque show.
Speaker 4: She has not some sort of period drama always.
Speaker 3: She's got her raidar for these period drama people in
Speaker 3: those lost riding boots, top hats.
Speaker 4: A crunchy gravel drive, the carriage turning up, so on
Speaker 4: going your lady, Marsa Granley is here now. And then
Speaker 4: some dour faced footman who's coughing because he's going to
Speaker 4: get He's going to die from the big cough.
Speaker 3: This is called the Gilded Age. I think Downtown Abbey
Speaker 3: in New York is it good?
Speaker 6: It's great?
Speaker 4: I love it. Does Auntie Carrie like it? I'm going
Speaker 4: to give you an accolade.
Speaker 3: When I do, when I do.
Speaker 6: How far are you with issue Jack? How far are
Speaker 6: you this year?
Speaker 3: I she's watching it all the time, so unless she's
Speaker 3: gone back to the start and watching it again, she
Speaker 3: must be almost finished. Now. She sits on the couch
Speaker 3: with a big grin on her face, and she said,
Speaker 3: she said this the whole time she's watching Downtown Abbey
Speaker 3: as well as like we have to do a themed
Speaker 3: party where everybody comes dressed.
Speaker 4: I would give going to go Downtown Abbey one.
Speaker 3: Same thing, same clothing.
Speaker 4: Wow. Do you know what? Get into Bridgeton?
Speaker 3: Yeah, loved it, loved Bridgeton.
Speaker 4: I love that ship. Crying at times during it. It's
Speaker 4: like it is Honestly, those shows they just cant in it.
Speaker 4: For women of a certain age, you don't want to
Speaker 4: carry you Chase giving.
Speaker 3: On Binge, I'm watching a documentary called The one hundred
Speaker 3: Foot Wave. Oh it's amazing. So these big wave surfers
Speaker 3: who surf, they have to get towed into the waves
Speaker 3: on the back of a jet ski because you can't
Speaker 3: paddle into it. The waves are gigantic.
Speaker 4: Can't even imagine that that people are able to surf
Speaker 4: a one hundred foot wave.
Speaker 3: It's insane. So the big waves of surfing usually was
Speaker 3: in Hawaii, and then this one guy finds this Garret
Speaker 3: Garrett McNamara finds this big wave in Portugal and it's
Speaker 3: like it doesn't even look like something you should surf.
Speaker 3: You see a big wave crashing into cliff faces with
Speaker 3: a lighthouse on top. And he gets to Portugal and
Speaker 3: he goes, yeah, all right, this might be the biggest
Speaker 3: anybody's ever surfed in the world. And then they told
Speaker 3: the documentary Six Paths follows him getting towed out into
Speaker 3: these waves and watching the weather for when the one
Speaker 3: hundred foot wave is going to come along. I loved it.
Speaker 3: That's on Binge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the incodible thing is They filmed it over
Speaker 4: ten years. You know, he was filming it went off
Speaker 4: for this quest to what he was going to do.
Speaker 4: He did it over ten years, so I think there's
Speaker 4: something like six episodes, aren't there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm only still halfway through it. So so far
Speaker 3: he's got an eighty foot wave and it looked ginormous.
Speaker 3: I thought he was going to go, yeah, thumbs up,
Speaker 3: I did it, got the biggest wave in the world.
Speaker 3: One a big check from the world of surfing that
Speaker 3: he's written the biggest wave. He goes, yeah, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't one hundred foot, So I think I'll stay out there.
Speaker 4: Hey, you'll love this Jack. So obviously the documentary is great.
Speaker 4: It follows him over the very so he's trying to
Speaker 4: find this ultimate thing, the hundred foot wave. This little
Speaker 4: place in Portugal, right, it's just a tiny little fishing
Speaker 4: village until there's HBO and now binge over here. Fox
Speaker 4: tell as well. Documentary came out that the fisherman there
Speaker 4: hate that documentary series because that's something that they all
Speaker 4: these Australian and you know, Californian surfdeeds getting stoned on
Speaker 4: the beach. It's ruined their little sleepy fishing village. We
Speaker 4: want to be TV stars, go back to Australia to
Speaker 4: surf the waves or California. But yeah, one hundred foot Wave.
Speaker 4: It's brilliant chat.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast everything we talked about in.
Speaker 4: Double thumbs Up Friday. If you do want to find
Speaker 4: out about any of the shows we're talking about on podcasts,
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Speaker 9: For me?
Speaker 4: This week, three episodes into a new show on Apple
Speaker 4: TV called The After Party, Murder, Mystery and a School Reunion.
Speaker 4: Great idea, very very funny cast as well. You recognize
Speaker 4: various comedians from Amaria so a lot of sitcoms as well.
Speaker 4: After Party can't recommend that enough, really really good. Also
Speaker 4: brilliant documentary on Netflix. It's called The Puppet Master Hunting
Speaker 4: the Ultimate con Man. You know, sometimes you hear about
Speaker 4: these stories of people being conned and the people that
Speaker 4: can do that. They've made films about that I've always
Speaker 4: wanted in real life. Does that actually happen? This documentary
Speaker 4: is barely believable about what happened in Britain. Wow, this
Speaker 4: guy obviously no wonder. They call him Hunting, the ultimate Comman,
Speaker 4: puppet master. It is. You know, sometimes you see one
Speaker 4: of these great Netflix documentaries where you're going, I can't
Speaker 4: believe this actually happened. I can't recommend that that one, and.
Speaker 3: I've got one like that. Have you ever seen the Impostor?
Speaker 3: The documentary about Oh, this is insane? A guy a
Speaker 3: family in Texas whose son goes missing. Then ten years later,
Speaker 3: this Spanish guy finds out about the family, flies into
Speaker 3: Texas and pretends to be their son, and they believe
Speaker 3: that he's the son, and he's been in Europe. It's crazy, crazy,
Speaker 3: the impostor.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
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Speaker 3: You just love giving away prizes so much that when
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Speaker 4: What song is this? Jared Goome Morning, Jared, come on, let'scuse.
Speaker 9: The Leon six or four? You learn it in the
Speaker 9: second week of whistle school.
Speaker 4: What have you tripped over Tina.
Speaker 10: I tripped over Santa.
Speaker 4: Oh my world, what was he doing down there there?
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Speaker 10: My week is plain to saying. Is I met Troy
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Speaker 11: We were coming out of the pub and he was
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Speaker 5: My girlfriend was so overwhelmed that she has eventulated and
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Speaker 4: Have you got a tattoo on you of a celebrities autograph?
Speaker 4: Rita is a huge kiss fan, so he has the
Speaker 4: four faces of Kiss on his upper left arm.
Speaker 2: The thing we do for.
Speaker 11: Kiss we go to all the kiss cruises from America.
Speaker 9: You name it, we do it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean a kiss cruise? You mean a
Speaker 4: cruise on a ship with all kiss fans and Keith.
Speaker 4: It's amazing on three of them.
Speaker 2: What they like.
Speaker 10: They have special appearances like Paul Stanley does a cooking shows.
Speaker 4: We've had a great course this week. Very hard to
Speaker 4: pick just one, but because it changed everything, minds were blowing.
Speaker 4: They still are about that Kiss cruise even just hearing
Speaker 4: it back. Paul Stanley doing cooking classes and painting classes.
Speaker 4: Rita Christian, Rita, you're the cooler of the week. Really, really,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry it's not tickets to go on the Kiss Cruise,
Speaker 4: but you've got one about one thousand dollars in cash Eta.
Speaker 4: Say it's Awena, This is Awena. This is how you
Speaker 4: doing listeners?
Speaker 12: God, oh my god, you might not day. I'm definitely
Speaker 12: going on the next Kiss Cruise.
Speaker 4: Now, are you really? Because I've got an email from
Speaker 4: your husband this week and he was saying that, obviously
Speaker 4: this year was the last Kiss Cruise with a bandygam
Speaker 4: be planing on it. And he said because of COVID,
Speaker 4: and obviously I've also had financial difficulties, but you might
Speaker 4: not be able to go. So does this mean that
Speaker 4: you will be able to go?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 11: With thousand dollars, there will short contribute that.
Speaker 12: If you would like me to represent Gold is Him
Speaker 12: and show you all around.
Speaker 10: The cruise, I can do that.
Speaker 4: You are a treasure. Were was very much like that.
Speaker 11: I can do whatever you need me to do at
Speaker 11: no cost.
Speaker 4: Oh, I presume there'd be no costs. I've just given
Speaker 4: you one thousand dollars, so you want me to pay,
Speaker 4: I pay you to do that. You guys are too good.
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 4: All honestly reaching your call the other day. It changed everything.
Speaker 4: You obviously heard the next day's show. But I think
Speaker 4: she's trying to call someone nothing about that Kiss Cruise,
Speaker 4: is it me? I think that is you, Rita. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: I hope you do get to go on the Kiss
Speaker 4: Cruise as well. All right, and thank you very much.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you will. And thank you very much for
Speaker 4: letting us know about the Kiss Cruise, because we are
Speaker 4: actually trying to thank you.
Speaker 8: Thanks, Yea, thanks, get off that phone.
Speaker 4: I think your mum's trying to get through what do
Speaker 4: you want modem? She's starting up the internet? Hey, Rita, Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm going to stick on today, Rita. That's me tapping
Speaker 4: out Morse code for I want to go back to England.
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Speaker 4: Time Now for the one second winner to deal with
Speaker 4: our eight said of the nineties this week about the letters.
Speaker 4: So all of these one second clips of songs are
Speaker 4: to do with the letters. See the title or the artist?
Speaker 4: Jack and Patsy, are you ready to take each other on? Yes? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4: What is this to do with the letter? See who dis.
Speaker 3: CELINDI on?
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't believe I didn't get that Canadian wind
Speaker 4: Chard Celendi on My heart will go on? Jack will
Speaker 4: get this one still the crowd.
Speaker 3: That's to do with the letters see crazy, Yes you
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 4: With absorbed Fred dur Slink and park about this whole
Speaker 4: new metal spelled nu. This is a banger from the nineties.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll play it this morning.
Speaker 3: Crushed chest dummies.
Speaker 4: There was a boy? Why is he on to know
Speaker 4: it's this? I reckon? I could nail this at karaoke.
Speaker 4: There's only about two nights. Got scrill it up all right?
Speaker 4: Back to the that's a CEE in the nineties.
Speaker 7: Oh that's Tina Arena chains.
Speaker 4: June pats on the fire four from four for Patsy.
Speaker 6: I'll take it.
Speaker 4: I'll take that. I don't. I don't even know what
Speaker 4: this song is. We've got here, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that must have just been a local hit. Didn't bother
Speaker 4: us in England?
Speaker 6: You know it was MESSI I can't think he's sung it.
Speaker 4: Not a sound of quality?
Speaker 3: Make me happy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 4: Massive hit? Don't neither of you know it?
Speaker 6: You know, I remember it, but I can't think he
Speaker 6: sing it or what it was called?
Speaker 4: Doko jam boo mister president big on the.
Speaker 6: Dad's floors of the nineties, Christian.
Speaker 4: Only here in Australia. How many of the rest of
Speaker 4: the world heard their thought? No, thank you, you keep it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember it now?
Speaker 4: What horror? Alright?
Speaker 3: One last one, good jumbo, save it.
Speaker 4: For here, baby. That is not a banger, all right,
Speaker 4: one last one to let us see in the nineties.
Speaker 6: Oh that's the Cranberries. What's the song?
Speaker 4: There's no, it's not the Cranberries. Oh it's not, but
Speaker 4: it's not the Plans band.
Speaker 3: The court you got. I don't know the song, but
Speaker 3: I just got a sound like this, don't they?
Speaker 8: She was?
Speaker 4: She run away? In other careers.
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Speaker 4: Let's second with Jack Post to what are you? Eleven
Speaker 4: days away from the official Judate Now for Junior Post.
Speaker 3: Bianca is thirty eight weeks pregnant today, So yeah, in
Speaker 3: the next week and a half we could really expect
Speaker 3: the boy to come along. And you can definitely start
Speaker 3: to tell that Bianca is reaching the pointy end, because
Speaker 3: even on our evening walks last night, she's getting really slow.
Speaker 3: Have to heavily restrict my pace to go steps.
Speaker 4: So good of you. She's a few swift thanks as well.
Speaker 4: She's slowing down. Oh my god, the sacrifice you're making
Speaker 4: for this kid.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying, oh,
Speaker 3: you can really tell now that the pregnancy is, you know,
Speaker 3: getting to the big stage. So much so that we
Speaker 3: got home and the dog, Lunar yawned as we walked
Speaker 3: in the front gate. She has never done that before.
Speaker 3: She's bored of the walk because it's too slow for her.
Speaker 4: Can I suggest that, why don't you get a little
Speaker 4: cart that you can pull along. You know, some people
Speaker 4: have a dog in all lives, and you put the
Speaker 4: anchor in there so she still gets the benefit of
Speaker 4: seeing the community and God, but you pull her along
Speaker 4: or that old Lunar can like a husky, because obviously,
Speaker 4: you know, when you're thirty eight weeks pregnant, there's somebody
Speaker 4: in there. You're carrying around another person, it might slow
Speaker 4: down your pace. Jack, you got to do that, so
Speaker 4: a little try.
Speaker 3: I agree, and I'm very thankful that she's doing it.
Speaker 3: And we had a conversation last night about how what
Speaker 3: the protocol will be for when the baby comes, and
Speaker 3: it could be anytime over the next two weeks, it
Speaker 3: could interrupt the show. So we talked about the best
Speaker 3: case scenario protocol.
Speaker 4: Overnight, what is that, what's going to happen?
Speaker 3: Bianca would feel the baby coming in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, like the early hours, like three, four, five am.
Speaker 3: I'd jump up, make her a cup of tea, make
Speaker 3: one for me. She goes into early labor, and then
Speaker 3: the hospital actually said this to us. They said, don't
Speaker 3: come into the hospital too quick first time babies. The
Speaker 3: couple always comes in too quick, and then we sometimes
Speaker 3: even have to send him home. So they suggest to
Speaker 3: labor at home as long as you can.
Speaker 4: Well, you've got that cup of tea on the go,
Speaker 4: so you just have a cup of tea. Well, she
Speaker 4: sort of just speeds up a bit.
Speaker 3: So at six am I would come broadcasting from home.
Speaker 3: I'd jump in here and speak to you guys, say
Speaker 3: hello to the team.
Speaker 4: So, hey, why is this pause it at six you
Speaker 4: think that's so contractions have started and you just start
Speaker 4: to do a radio show with your wife starting to
Speaker 4: go into labor in the background.
Speaker 3: She's all for this as well, she said, if you want,
Speaker 3: I'll even come on give give you guys an update
Speaker 3: on how she's going.
Speaker 4: I'm very happy with this scenario, very good. So okay,
Speaker 4: and then so six o'clock, we're doing the show, little
Speaker 4: co hosts.
Speaker 3: During the songs and ads, I'll jump out, get her
Speaker 3: anything that she needs, check on her, how she's going,
Speaker 3: if it's if it's getting if the labor's going so fast,
Speaker 3: we'll obviously take off, but ideally I'll come do the
Speaker 3: show the time he's say goodbye to you guys, and
Speaker 3: then we're off to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Is that listening to a child, you know, when they
Speaker 4: talk about their birthday and what they want to do
Speaker 4: for the moment they wake up and when they want
Speaker 4: the Chelliannes came at one o'clock, one oh seven presents
Speaker 4: one thirteen, see Nan and Granddad. So and you think
Speaker 4: it's going to be disordered.
Speaker 3: Well, I've never I actually thought it would be kind
Speaker 3: of interesting because I've never heard somebody mid labor on
Speaker 3: the radio before, so I thought it'd be cool for
Speaker 3: the audience to hear Bianca, you know, obviously not at
Speaker 3: the pointy end of the labor, but at the early
Speaker 3: stages where she's like, yeah, it's coming, you know, in
Speaker 3: the next twenty four hours, we'll see the baby.
Speaker 4: This is how I have you've seen many of those
Speaker 4: birthing videos. Have you seen any of them talking like
Speaker 4: this baby's coming, Oh, this t is getting cold, Jack
Speaker 4: put the girl back on. I've not heard any of
Speaker 4: them being that relaxed. But look, if that's what you
Speaker 4: guys think it's going to be like, we'd love to
Speaker 4: have the live broadcast of the early contractions.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're all in fingers crossed for the best case scenario.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely good news.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcasts.
Speaker 4: Actually, I can't really judge you, Jackie boy. I remember
Speaker 4: when our first daughter was coming along. We went to
Speaker 4: hospital too soon, and I'd had that overnight bag packed
Speaker 4: already like you for about ten days beforehand, and every
Speaker 4: couple of days I kept restocking it up with fresh
Speaker 4: snacks and stuff like that, and remaking some sandwiches. When
Speaker 4: the big day came, we went there too early. Right
Speaker 4: where it's so nervous with the first one as well,
Speaker 4: second one. You don't really mind. You go and shopping,
Speaker 4: you in the mall, you squeeze down behind the phone box,
Speaker 4: you pop a kid out, all right. You carry that
Speaker 4: first one though, you're really nervous, so we went there.
Speaker 4: They're like, it's way too soon. There's a pub around
Speaker 4: the corner. Why don't you go and have lunch there?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I love that pub around
Speaker 4: the corner. I've never had lunch there. So we go
Speaker 4: there and I already beer, and then midway through so
Speaker 4: it goes it's getting a lot quicker out. She's coming right,
Speaker 4: and I go, okay, will you start walking right? I
Speaker 4: just she's what's you doing? I was actually trying to
Speaker 4: chug my pike, so I didn't want to leave that pip.
Speaker 4: We get to the hospital right, and we go into
Speaker 4: the little maternity war. We're putting to her room and
Speaker 4: she's getting ready and stuff like that, and another couple
Speaker 4: of hours of nothing really going on, and by now
Speaker 4: I'm hungry because I never really had that lunch, and
Speaker 4: like any guy when they're hungry, and so I start
Speaker 4: to eat some of the sandwiches right and I said
Speaker 4: to her, do you want the sandwiches? And she goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I don't want anything right now, So I just count
Speaker 4: on eating them. Twenty minutes later, she's like, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm really hungry. Can I have some of these sandwiches,
Speaker 4: I'd eaten every single one they've gone. I mean, we
Speaker 4: actually wanted to have a row in the maternity wards.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'common show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning to Brad, who's just email Me's at work
Speaker 4: listening to the show, said Christian, I think that Jack's
Speaker 4: been hanging around too much with you and Englishman. His
Speaker 4: wife goes into labor. The first thing he's doing now
Speaker 4: is making a cup of tea. That's an Australian. It
Speaker 4: should be a coffee. Jack's gonna make a cup of tea.
Speaker 4: Have a word with him. Go Australia, not Pommy, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Watch bread.
Speaker 3: I always get told that I'm not making the coffee
Speaker 3: properly with that percolator thing on the stovetop because I'm
Speaker 3: not a coffee drinker, so I don't know how to
Speaker 3: make it properly.
Speaker 4: So that's where we go for tea.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm going for tea, Yeah, because Bank ends
Speaker 3: up just going to the coffee shop anyway to get
Speaker 3: a coffee after I attempt it.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into knock off Friday. Knock Off Friday,
Speaker 4: when we ask you the best question of the week.
Speaker 4: What time are you knocking off and what are you
Speaker 4: up to? You just give us a call on a
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three tell us
Speaker 4: what time are knocking off today? And they want us
Speaker 4: to highlight of this weekend. What are you looking forward to, Patsy?
Speaker 4: What's it for you? Mate? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well today when I knock off, I've got to go
Speaker 7: down to the car dealership because our ten year old,
Speaker 7: every time she closes the car door, it's like the
Speaker 7: incredible hole.
Speaker 4: I've got, the slamming, unbelievable. We still do that now,
Speaker 4: bedroom doors, any doors, wherever we are. Why the door's
Speaker 4: being slammed.
Speaker 7: It's like this brute strength and she's ripped off the
Speaker 7: actual I'm not kidding you. Yesterday when I her up
Speaker 7: off the bus and we got home, she's ripped off
Speaker 7: the handle, like the outside handle of the door.
Speaker 4: So I've got to go and you need to harness
Speaker 4: that power into tennis. You literally could have the next
Speaker 4: esh Ashpartif she can like get that into a serve,
Speaker 4: no one will return it.
Speaker 6: And then the panel shop rang yesterday because you know
Speaker 6: the lost.
Speaker 4: Her job as a new panel beater at the weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, the other car.
Speaker 7: That's getting fixed because of the parts supply, you know issue,
Speaker 7: it's going to be about six months before we get
Speaker 7: back because they can't get the parts. The panel shop
Speaker 7: can't get the parts. Six months and they've found more
Speaker 7: damage under it.
Speaker 4: So no road trip. So no road trip to.
Speaker 6: Nowhere road trip?
Speaker 4: Oh no. The weekends in Tattis Oh this, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what. We got a big weekend. Actually. Sarah's mum
Speaker 4: is seventy six, seventy seven today. Actually I went round
Speaker 4: to see her yesterday and the reason why it's a
Speaker 4: special birth for her today is when she came to
Speaker 4: visit us for Christmas, when suddenly we could get when
Speaker 4: it's over. She loved the Melbourne so much. She's decided
Speaker 4: to start a new life here. She turned up one
Speaker 4: suit case. She's not going back to England, so she's
Speaker 4: taking a little rental about a five minute drive from
Speaker 4: where we are. I went round there yesterday just to
Speaker 4: drop someone off. She burst into tears, telling me how
Speaker 4: happy she was and thanking me for moving here. Ah,
Speaker 4: that is amazing because I know that she did not
Speaker 4: feel like that when I went around to tell her
Speaker 4: that I was moving Her daughter and her grandchildren to
Speaker 4: the other side of the world. And then Sunday, Sarah
Speaker 4: and I and some friends were off wine tasting.
Speaker 6: Very nice, coming.
Speaker 4: Down to Docklans, getting on a boat going over to
Speaker 4: better in Peninsula, and you have any of the lovely
Speaker 4: wine Scotchman's Hill. Oh yeah, that's gorgeous, going there for
Speaker 4: lunch on wine tasting Sunday, So get ready for Monday show.
Speaker 4: Just been a little warning now, might be a little
Speaker 4: bit dusty. If I am, you'll know why. It was
Speaker 4: a big wine tasting on Sunday. All right, give us
Speaker 4: a call then tell us what time you're knocking off today.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, what tell me you knocking off today? And
Speaker 4: want us to highlight of your weekends.
Speaker 3: After the show today all weekend? Actually, I really only
Speaker 3: have it to do list.
Speaker 4: What's on the to do list.
Speaker 3: I've got to take a picture for the nursery to
Speaker 3: get framed of various animals, illustrated animals. And then and
Speaker 3: then I'm returning and.
Speaker 4: I've got a monkey at chimpanzee and a giraffe and
Speaker 4: there on a line I'd say that could go to
Speaker 4: once for babies.
Speaker 3: There is no chimpanzee. Line is correct. Show it is correct.
Speaker 4: Happy to draw one til the next hour or so.
Speaker 4: Intend it to you if you like a chimp riding the lion.
Speaker 3: There is some space in the margins if you want
Speaker 3: to come and.
Speaker 4: Bring on in the margins. What else is on that
Speaker 4: to do list?
Speaker 3: I have to take a poof that the anchor board
Speaker 3: online back to the post office, box it up again
Speaker 3: and send it back. It was it's huge, and it
Speaker 3: was so in real life it looked so ugly. It
Speaker 3: was what was long?
Speaker 4: It's is just a foot rate bright green.
Speaker 3: But had baubles on it, you know, like little like
Speaker 3: pomp poms or mass He looked like a character out
Speaker 3: of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Speaker 4: From Gaba Land with DJ Lance Rock. I remember many
Speaker 4: hours watching that show with the kids. All right, knock
Speaker 4: off Friday, but we ask you every Friday, what time
Speaker 4: are you knocking off today? And then whilst the highlight
Speaker 4: of your weekend? Nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 4: three Pauline, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jack.
Speaker 4: Pauline, Happy Friday. What time are knocking off today?
Speaker 11: I'm knocking off at four o'clock and I'm going to
Speaker 11: visit my brand new grandson. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what congratulations?
Speaker 4: What's his name?
Speaker 11: Noah?
Speaker 4: Noah? No, it's a great name. Jackie boy was out
Speaker 4: on the your list. Noah's a brilliant name.
Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to avoid the top ten and Noah
Speaker 3: as well, and truly in the top ten.
Speaker 4: Oh that's lovely that Pauline. No, she's got a very
Speaker 4: common sounding grandson. Sorry about this if you Oh good,
Speaker 4: oh good.
Speaker 11: He was born on Valentine's Day too, so he's a
Speaker 11: little chair.
Speaker 12: And oh absolutely divine.
Speaker 4: I can't wait, can you?
Speaker 11: No, I can't. I'm beside myself.
Speaker 4: Oh you should be. And she is this your first
Speaker 4: grandson or granddaughter?
Speaker 11: Pauline first grandson on boath Weight side of the family.
Speaker 11: So very exciting.
Speaker 4: Oh I bet it is all right. Well, you enjoy
Speaker 4: your weekend, Pauling.
Speaker 11: Thanks very much. Guys, have a good day.
Speaker 4: And you Sean, good morning, Happy Friday, Sean.
Speaker 8: Happy Friday. Gell you yeah, we go?
Speaker 4: What tell me knocking off Sean today right now? Wow? Eight?
Speaker 4: You just had enough or you've been working all.
Speaker 8: Night now organized to have a weekend?
Speaker 11: Down at Venus Bay with the missus taking the bub
Speaker 11: the boat and our dog Guinness as well.
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds like a great weekend you've got planned.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it would be great.
Speaker 11: Yeah, nice to get away to get the boat in
Speaker 11: the water.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Shanny boy, have a great weekend. Alana,
Speaker 4: Good morning, welcome to knock on Friday.
Speaker 10: Happy Friday Friday to you guys.
Speaker 4: And what time are you knocking off?
Speaker 10: I'm knocking off at three o'clock today. I need to
Speaker 10: go to the dealership and pick up my partner's car,
Speaker 10: which is brand new twelve months old. On Tuesday night,
Speaker 10: Accidentally at the diesel by the way, I accidentally put
Speaker 10: unloaded premium added fuel in it, don't Yeah, I know,
Speaker 10: I needed to need to get it towed away, and
Speaker 10: so yes, we'll be get going down there to pick
Speaker 10: you up. So not a good not a good day
Speaker 10: for me.
Speaker 4: Eight years ago, saw a woman realize that she just
Speaker 4: reholsted it full tank and she just burst into tears.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even say what's up. I had to
Speaker 4: actually help her put it back in the hole, sir,
Speaker 4: and I went, it's okay, take a seat, you know.
Speaker 4: I went and told the guy that she's put the
Speaker 4: wrong fuel in this poor woman. It was a husband's
Speaker 4: car like you as well. And then it's the whole
Speaker 4: shame of it. People know what's happened there as.
Speaker 10: Well, exactly, And the worst thing about it was it
Speaker 10: to work vehicles, so I thought, you know, I just
Speaker 10: do the right thing and backside on me. But anyway,
Speaker 10: these things happened, And the worst thing about it is
Speaker 10: the pumps. Navy blue diesel is black, so very very
Speaker 10: easy to get.
Speaker 4: The mixed up totally verasy.
Speaker 3: It's the it is.
Speaker 4: It is. They should have giant warning side. I know,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 10: So this was treasure from laying low, having a very
Speaker 10: quiet weekend laying low. They have to take him that
Speaker 10: to dinner to apologize.
Speaker 4: Poor you. And when did you realize as you were
Speaker 4: filling it up?
Speaker 10: When I went to pay for it, it declined and
Speaker 10: I said, don't tell me I've used premium diesel in
Speaker 10: it again. They said, no, you.
Speaker 4: We all heard it. Did you say again, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Did you say again if you've done this before?
Speaker 10: No, I put premium diesel in it before. Well it
Speaker 10: won't accept premium diesel, so I put you said you
Speaker 10: put premium on lead it look no no, so yeah,
Speaker 10: a bit of a drama to me this week. Okay,
Speaker 10: all right, we're still seeing the car being towed away and.
Speaker 4: Oh, Alana, thank you very much for sharing it with
Speaker 4: us this morning. Okay, have a nice weekend. I hope
Speaker 4: ever thinks all right.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm just a kid with a dream and that dream
Speaker 4: was to come to Australia and hopefully one day give
Speaker 4: away what a prize, a prize of someone winning their
Speaker 4: own weight in sausages. Yesterday I shared my dream. I
Speaker 4: was nervous, I was friend and you were there for me.
Speaker 4: It looks like we are building what is going to
Speaker 4: be an amazing week of radio, a week of basically
Speaker 4: win your weight and high every single show. Next week,
Speaker 4: if we can pull this off, we're almost there. Every
Speaker 4: single show, one of you will be winning your height
Speaker 4: or weight in something. Now we didn't have this yesterday.
Speaker 4: We now have production. It ain't great, but it's what
Speaker 4: we got for a start. Boy plenty for I said,
Speaker 4: what we thought we do is songs that we try
Speaker 4: to find that songs have got lines about height and weight.
Speaker 4: We tried that this ain't that, but you kind of
Speaker 4: get what we mean. Yeah, it is christ else way week.
Speaker 4: It's almost there. It's almost there.
Speaker 3: It's like a NIKEAA assembly. All the parts are there.
Speaker 3: We just have to put it into something that sounds nice.
Speaker 4: And he's timing up and there's a few loose ones.
Speaker 4: All right. So yesterday we we said we can't do
Speaker 4: this without you. Can you help us out? Have you
Speaker 4: got anythink we can give away in heighth or weight format?
Speaker 4: We were blessed with so many great offers like this guy.
Speaker 9: We're Australia's premiere welding suppliers to trade but also do
Speaker 9: a lot of DIY machines. I can give one of
Speaker 9: your listeners in their height or weight whichever is greater. Yeah,
Speaker 9: welding machines, probably to the value of around two and
Speaker 9: a half thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Now you're busy people, so let me just recap your height,
Speaker 4: all weight, whatever's greater. That's what that Andrew said. Shout
Speaker 4: out siegworld in welding equipment and listen, welding fans like me.
Speaker 4: We're talking meg and tig to the value of two
Speaker 4: and a half thousand pounds or even dollars, so that's
Speaker 4: welding Wednesday. Thursday is lockdown two.
Speaker 12: We've got a barbecue store in Sydney and Melbourne and
Speaker 12: we've got some competition pitmasters who's like to give away
Speaker 12: their body weight or the customers body weight in smoked meat,
Speaker 12: so they could be brisketful, pork, chicken, whatever their customer wants.
Speaker 12: Whatever you want, we'll cook it up with you.
Speaker 4: It's happening. If you build it, they will come. So
Speaker 4: we've got welding Wednesday, we got smoking Thursday. After the
Speaker 4: show yesterday, everyone was talking about this.
Speaker 5: Hi Christian at Julian here. I'd like to win my
Speaker 5: weight in prawls. They'll be approximately not twenty five kilo's works.
Speaker 13: I could eat a plateful of prawns on my own,
Speaker 13: hands down.
Speaker 4: I'll be more than.
Speaker 13: Happy to peel every single prawn. I just want to
Speaker 13: add I'm a seafood connas served.
Speaker 4: Thank you, sir, Hi Christian.
Speaker 12: We had a guy on that was talking about getting
Speaker 12: your height in welding equipment, and my husband and I
Speaker 12: are in their workshop most weekends, are making something and our.
Speaker 9: Welding equipment is getting a bit tired, so.
Speaker 14: We would love it good a Christian's patia from Mount Evelyn.
Speaker 9: I reckon I could win some American pork ribs.
Speaker 5: That would be fantastic.
Speaker 9: It would make my year.
Speaker 8: Baby back ribs, Baby back ribs. I love them.
Speaker 9: I love them.
Speaker 4: One thing so clear. We're dealing with dynamite here next week.
Speaker 4: So we have welding Wednesday. We were smoking on Thursday.
Speaker 4: We didn't have a butcher yesterday. We ended Yesterdays show
Speaker 4: at nine o'clock with a call basically to all butchers,
Speaker 4: Can you please call us today so that we can
Speaker 4: start this week that we want to do by winning
Speaker 4: your weight in sausages. We do have someone who might
Speaker 4: better make this come true coming up next. Also, there
Speaker 4: are four more amazing office from business businesses who are
Speaker 4: never thought we could ever give away something like this
Speaker 4: coming up next to someone that none of us have
Speaker 4: ever heard of, but is about to become an overnight star.
Speaker 4: Get ready to meet Johnny surname Potatos, Johnny Potatoes. Remember
Speaker 4: where you heard that name first? I like it. You
Speaker 4: can probably guess what what of you are? We winning
Speaker 4: spun Friday.
Speaker 2: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What a week We're going to have next week? On
Speaker 4: the show. It's going to be huge next week on
Speaker 4: the show, every single show, one of you will be
Speaker 4: winning your weight or hi in something amazing. You don't
Speaker 4: get any more amazing than this.
Speaker 9: We're Australia's premiere welding supplier to trade. The also do
Speaker 9: a lot of DIY machines. I can give one of
Speaker 9: your listeners in their height a wait whichever is great up, Yeah,
Speaker 9: welding machines, probably to the value of around two and
Speaker 9: a half.
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars welding machines. Just you and passes news Jack
Speaker 4: people calling in what time exactly on Wednesday? You've given
Speaker 4: that welding gear away.
Speaker 3: The anticipation for the welding Wednesday is so big that
Speaker 3: even Bianca, after Yes Say show, said what if the
Speaker 3: baby comes on Tuesday and then you have to miss
Speaker 3: welding Wednesday. Not unlike when Scott Pendlebury had to choose
Speaker 3: between Yes, being at the birth of his child or
Speaker 3: playing in a Grand Final. It will be a difficult decision.
Speaker 4: So we'll see you Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Well see I'll see you Wednesday, of course.
Speaker 4: And then we got smoke in Thursday.
Speaker 12: Barbecue store in Sydney and Melbourne and we've got some
Speaker 12: competition pitmasters who's like to give away their body weight
Speaker 12: or the customers body weight in smoked meats. That could
Speaker 12: be brisketful, pork, chicken, whatever their customer wants.
Speaker 4: Whatever you want, we'll cook it up with smoked meats Thursday.
Speaker 4: We're smoking on Thursday. But we want to start the
Speaker 4: week in style. I wanted to begin all of this
Speaker 4: and where it all came from was an idea that
Speaker 4: I shared with the tim Before we start this year,
Speaker 4: we give away a listener's way in sausages yesterday, no
Speaker 4: butcher's today on the line right now, Luke, good morning,
Speaker 4: Hello Christian Luke. Am I talking to the current sausage
Speaker 4: king of Victoria.
Speaker 14: You sure are? We just going first place on traditional
Speaker 14: English pork and mustard sausages in Victoria.
Speaker 4: The best snags around the pork ones are the proper ones.
Speaker 4: So you are really the sausage King of Victoria. Yeah.
Speaker 14: We think we took four trophies out there of a
Speaker 14: possible ten, so we did really well.
Speaker 4: So we're talking about award winning snacks award winning yes, yes,
Speaker 4: So who are you and what's your name of your business?
Speaker 14: So Rick Kelly's meats. We're down in Trudan. We've got
Speaker 14: a wholesale business and a retail store. We focus on
Speaker 14: a lot of American style cuts.
Speaker 4: And how many different bankers have you got? How many
Speaker 4: different snags have you got?
Speaker 5: This week?
Speaker 14: We've gone with three no less than thirty two flavors
Speaker 14: thirty two.
Speaker 4: What are your best sellers?
Speaker 14: Probably text and Jilipinos, the very very popular ways, smoky
Speaker 14: brisket and beer. The beer in a sausage well countco
Speaker 14: pass that you.
Speaker 4: Know you can't it's a two for what isn't it?
Speaker 15: Me?
Speaker 4: And alcohol? Get in you? You know your market in
Speaker 4: this town very very well. So are you able to
Speaker 4: help out our listeners then and give away some of
Speaker 4: your award winning sausages on Monday are listener's wait in them.
Speaker 14: If you find a person, we will match their weight
Speaker 14: in sausages and they can even have the first place
Speaker 14: traditional English pork.
Speaker 4: Get in what an offer? Thank you very much, Sausage King,
Speaker 4: No worries and give yourself a plug again. Where can
Speaker 4: people find you if they want to get some of
Speaker 4: Victoria's finest sausages.
Speaker 14: The only and best butcher in Jordan.
Speaker 4: H You've got the monopoly. There aren't you like putin
Speaker 4: guy in town. If you want a sausage, you will
Speaker 4: come to me. I own this town, I am this town.
Speaker 4: I am the sausage King. Luke, thank you very much
Speaker 4: for doing this.
Speaker 14: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: All right, so on Monday we'll be going to Style.
Speaker 4: Then one of you will win your in award winning sausages.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, and have you got anything else that
Speaker 4: we can give away to a listener in their way
Speaker 4: or height. I've got four brand new offers that have
Speaker 4: come in since yesterday at nine o'clock. They're gonna blow
Speaker 4: your minds. Get ready to meet Johnny Potatoes. Guess what
Speaker 4: he's got for us?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Why should you tune in Monday? Good question. There's so
Speaker 4: many radio shows for you on a Monday, offering you
Speaker 4: lots of cash. However, it's only this show where you
Speaker 4: can win your way in sausages on Monday, smoked Meats
Speaker 4: on Thursday, and your high all way in welding equipment
Speaker 4: on Wednesday. Yeah, it peaks Wednesday, but there are remaining
Speaker 4: days free. What are we going to do? Well, let
Speaker 4: me just go through some of these brand new offers.
Speaker 4: Let me just get straight down to this one. Christian,
Speaker 4: my husband and I are the owners of a skip
Speaker 4: higher company called asket Bin Higher. Yes, yes.
Speaker 8: We were.
Speaker 3: He's got very heavy.
Speaker 4: No, they're going hi. We were listening to the show
Speaker 4: Thursday and your dream to give away something according to
Speaker 4: listeners wait or hi, we'd like to offer the hire
Speaker 4: of a free skipping according to your listener's height. So
Speaker 4: for example, if they're four foot all they get a
Speaker 4: free four cubic meter skip. If they're five or six
Speaker 4: were then to get a free six meter skip. We
Speaker 4: don't have five me to ones Christian and so on. Well,
Speaker 4: I don't think the soone said for eight or no
Speaker 4: footed listeners. The giants we have. That's Sylvia from ascot
Speaker 4: Bin Higher.
Speaker 3: People always have hard rubbish they need to give away at.
Speaker 4: The envy of the street. You always have an old
Speaker 4: sneaky peak. When someone's got them waiting till it's nighttime,
Speaker 4: you go and chuck. You're junk in them. Don't you
Speaker 4: remember that one we had out the front ear Jack
Speaker 4: Two or three times a week. Jack and I were
Speaker 4: bringing rubbish to work.
Speaker 3: I loved it coming into the radio station. Junk I
Speaker 3: was offering it to family and friends. I've become a
Speaker 3: hero of my neighborhood.
Speaker 4: So do we do skip day?
Speaker 3: I love the ski.
Speaker 4: We thank you, shout out, ask Bin higher what about
Speaker 4: this one? This is another amazing one from Lee double
Speaker 4: bar name Cole Hey How Hello Lee? Cole Hey how
Speaker 4: Hey how hey how? I co own Dodo's Delights with
Speaker 4: my mum. It's a cafe in wet'sfoot Scrape and big
Speaker 4: part of what we do is delicious grazing boxes featuring
Speaker 4: some of our homemade ingredients ingredients. We've just started a
Speaker 4: partnership with my cousin who makes custom made grazing boards
Speaker 4: from either reclaim wood or native woods. Together, we would
Speaker 4: like to offer someone's height height in a purpose made
Speaker 4: grazing board. Imagine you can talk of the dinner party
Speaker 4: or the barbecue. Bring out my grazing board that is
Speaker 4: my height. Imagine that some sort of mad Viking king
Speaker 4: you do at your graze board. People will be above
Speaker 4: their head. They'd be carrying a six foot grazing board out.
Speaker 3: What a price it would be like the ancient Romans
Speaker 3: in Greece. I can imagine the amount of grapes that
Speaker 3: you could dine on.
Speaker 4: Rats and cheeses, Christian, whether they're six ft seven foot?
Speaker 4: Where make the board to the length of the winner covered?
Speaker 3: I thought it was starting at the feet so the
Speaker 3: board was normal sized. Then they we're going to pilot.
Speaker 3: They're going to make a board a six foot grazing board. Yes,
Speaker 3: love that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey ho, hey, home covered in three courses of
Speaker 4: grazible deliciousness. It's no two and a half thousand dollars
Speaker 4: welding equipment, Christian. But we think it's pretty good. Well,
Speaker 4: we say hey, now you say how Jack? Well, we
Speaker 4: say hey, how we say hey, how? Hey? How what
Speaker 4: a price?
Speaker 3: Is that a yes or no?
Speaker 4: Yes? We're going to do that for grazing. I don't know. Look,
Speaker 4: we're definitely doing that. So we're doing the skip Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: we're doing the six k grazing board purpose made to
Speaker 4: your height with three courses of grazible deliciousness thanks to
Speaker 4: Dodie's delights. Hey, how hey, how are you ready to
Speaker 4: meet Johnny Potatoes?
Speaker 3: Let's do it?
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian. How are you John from Johnny Potatoes?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 1: I grow the best potatoes in gifts Land. I'm happy
Speaker 1: to donate light and height in potatoes. But there's one catch.
Speaker 1: Day will be cooked as wedges from my customer, Chargirl Charlie.
Speaker 1: Now potatoes will be cooked as wedges from Chargirl Charlie's.
Speaker 1: So yeah, get your mouth around those ye.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes wedges.
Speaker 4: Did you say hi? And wait he means one or
Speaker 4: the other, doesn't he He means one of the other,
Speaker 4: whichever is greater. Yet they need to team up the
Speaker 4: people who win that sixt grazing board put some of
Speaker 4: the wedges on there. So at the moment, then we've
Speaker 4: got so I know this. Then we've got when you're
Speaker 4: weiting sausages starts Monday, all right, We've got welding Wednesday,
Speaker 4: giving away the welding gear, and then we've got smoking
Speaker 4: Thursday for the smoke meats. And then we've got to
Speaker 4: fit in then skips, grazing boards and wedges, wedges.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so long going on to one has to come out.
Speaker 4: No, this is no longer a five show situation. We're
Speaker 4: gonna need more show, boss, We're gonna need two weeks. Guys, Hey,
Speaker 4: how please, if there's any seafood people listening, make this
Speaker 4: guy Julian's dream come true.
Speaker 5: Hi, Christian, that's Julian here. I like to win my
Speaker 5: weight in prawns. That'll be approximately ninety five chilo's worth.
Speaker 5: I could eat a plateful of prawns on my own,
Speaker 5: hands down.
Speaker 13: I'll be more than happy to peel every single prawn.
Speaker 13: Just want to add, I'm a seafood connoisseur.
Speaker 4: Let's get someone, right I think we should do if
Speaker 4: like get hold of these prawns. Okay, someone who is
Speaker 4: prepared to offer that much pornage. I think that's the
Speaker 4: plural of fault. Yeah, when you go up over ten key,
Speaker 4: let's he called it pornage, which would call it when
Speaker 4: Julian's prawns. Julian's here, he's won the prawns until he
Speaker 4: hasn't one other so called connoisseur. Like wine, you don't
Speaker 4: drink liters of it in one night and call yourself
Speaker 4: a connoisseur.
Speaker 3: To you, Yeah, connoisseur is not about amount.
Speaker 4: It's about ninety five kilos worth of prawns, all right,
Speaker 4: So we need more offers. Now, we're gonna spread this
Speaker 4: out over two weeks. Have you got anything that we
Speaker 4: can give away to a listener in their high or way.
Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. What are shows
Speaker 4: We're gonna have next week? Huge prizes Every single day
Speaker 4: begins in style of Monday. What a prize? Yeah, they're back.
Speaker 4: What a prize? When your way in sausages on Monday? Wednesday?
Speaker 4: When your height in welding equipment? Thursday, we are smoking?
Speaker 4: When your high? All wait, whatever's greater in smoked meats?
Speaker 4: Also next week contains we haven't allocated yet wedges your
Speaker 4: height in potato wedges from Johnny Potatoes. Your height inner skips,
Speaker 4: that's plural skips. Your height in a grazing board literally
Speaker 4: made from scratch to be the length of your height.
Speaker 4: Just lie say you eight fuck get mega want a
Speaker 4: socks of hiak, you have to strap it to the roof.
Speaker 4: If you're taking around to a makes for to a party,
Speaker 4: I'll bring the grazing board. Would be like a Viking
Speaker 4: long table. We got another offer on the line right now, Costa.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, good morning, Costa. So what have
Speaker 4: you got for us that we can give away to
Speaker 4: our listeners in their high or weight? Costa?
Speaker 8: Five hundred donuts?
Speaker 4: Five hundred donuts? Now, will that be Costa? Will that
Speaker 4: be stacked? On top of each other, like the height
Speaker 4: of one of our listeners.
Speaker 8: We can arrange Jad, thank you.
Speaker 4: Can no one? If I ask you a question at Costa,
Speaker 4: are you also a gangster? Because this voice is powerful.
Speaker 4: This voice is intimidating, you know, yeah, Costa. So what's
Speaker 4: the average sort of length of one donut?
Speaker 8: Oh? About five centimes?
Speaker 4: I love it. What's happening, Costa?
Speaker 8: Oh that much? It's going to work?
Speaker 4: Okay, checking waite for a six ft five listener, six
Speaker 4: to mon listener, how many donuts would that equate to?
Speaker 3: So if they're stacked on top of each other five centimeters,
Speaker 3: you're only looking at thirty nine donuts. So maybe we
Speaker 3: are going for weight if we want to get it.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, we take that off. For a five hundred Costa,
Speaker 4: we go for five hundred donuts. Yeah, how were you
Speaker 4: winning it? Why don't we then say, we say, when
Speaker 4: you and your family donuts.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll put the whole fame. We'll stick the whole
Speaker 8: family up.
Speaker 4: On top of each other. That sounded like a thread again,
Speaker 4: costas of us, which actually sound like threats. Costa, what's
Speaker 4: the name of your donut company? Nuts for donuts, Nuts
Speaker 4: for donuts. That's it. I remember them now, Costa, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, have a good weekend.
Speaker 8: Thank you for there you go.
Speaker 4: I got to see ye well.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: This is amazing royal news we have here today. The
Speaker 4: Queen is releasing her own range of sources and condiments.
Speaker 4: I guess with the Prince Andrew's settlement they need a few.
Speaker 4: Has a quid done it this week? I do not
Speaker 4: want Prince Andrew's sources. He'd be down in that. He's
Speaker 4: we know who's running that factory. Now get down there
Speaker 4: that money any who, any who, any who? The Royal estate,
Speaker 4: tomato and barbecue sources, call them what we want. We
Speaker 4: know what's in them. Of course, local ingredients are produced
Speaker 4: at the Queen's Palace and Saundringham. Is she going to
Speaker 4: turn it into like Wonker's Place? There? Fifteen dollars rip off?
Speaker 4: You can tell tourists coming back to London they're going
Speaker 4: to be ripped off. Also available royal gin, homemade honey
Speaker 4: preserves and liqueurs. All this. Then today's time waster is
Speaker 4: condiment movies. Jackie boy, how are your condiment movies?
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to this all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, here of mine Mayo brother? Where art thou Mayo Brother?
Speaker 4: Where art thou Silver? That was crisp my cousin vinegar
Speaker 4: gold horror movie. Now I spit on your gravy. That's
Speaker 4: not very nice.
Speaker 16: Silver plus, yeah, fair enough. The horse Radish Whisperer.
Speaker 3: No you if I did that.
Speaker 16: That is that is the horse Radish whisperers. Dude, where's
Speaker 16: my Cardiman?
Speaker 4: Where's my Cardiman? Dude? Silver Weekend at Burnet's Love steak
Speaker 4: sauce and ghost mustards. Who are you gonna call ghosts mustards? Anyway? Okay, Jackie,
Speaker 4: by what a condiment? Movies?
Speaker 3: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Ranch.
Speaker 4: I'm going to attract the explosion.
Speaker 3: Bronze double explosion is all I heard you.
Speaker 4: I know it has been sucked back in.
Speaker 3: Inglorious mustards.
Speaker 4: That's better. Silver.
Speaker 3: Who's Alfredo Virginia Wolf.
Speaker 4: As you are fond of saying too much going on? There?
Speaker 3: No, no Alfredo.
Speaker 4: Prince Andrew barbecue sauce for you. Bronze again, So he's
Speaker 4: in the hood. That's it. He's found out. I'm out.
Speaker 4: You can have one back.
Speaker 2: This is The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast condiment movies, news that the Queen is bringing out
Speaker 4: her own range of condiments and saucers. Jack, you're ready
Speaker 4: to mark their condiment movies.
Speaker 15: Let's go all right, Edward Saucy hands silver, catch up
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Speaker 4: I'm getting all nervous now wait for the explosion. Jammy,
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Speaker 4: AoE gold, Riley So Johnny Tosco Gold. That is a
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Speaker 3: Bronze, Yes, very bronze.
Speaker 4: All right, Jack, who's winning the crowded house tickets? Who
Speaker 4: we give them to?
Speaker 3: Let's go Quaki Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 4: Guaki Horror Picture Show. You're the winner. Well done. You
Speaker 4: have to go and see the Great Crowded House Live.
Speaker 2: This to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Monday Show today, I can't believe must you're going to
Speaker 4: say this and then it's going to happen Monday. But
Speaker 4: on Monday Show you really will win your weight in sausages.
Speaker 4: The dreams happening, Jackie Boyd.
Speaker 3: We really going with your idea to encourage the bigger
Speaker 3: listeners only.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we want the maximum amount of sausages to
Speaker 4: be given away. Well thanks to the raining Sausage King
Speaker 4: of Victoria Kelly's meets. And then every single show next
Speaker 4: week giving away prize is your weight or heighten them
Speaker 4: including on Wednesday win your height in welding gear that's
Speaker 4: MiG and Tig welding fans, and then win your weight
Speaker 4: in smoked meats on Thursday. Also on Monday Show when
Speaker 4: we're about them, we'll have all your misheard lyrics as
Speaker 4: always email them Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: Hall of Famers. We had this week from my Duckworth
Speaker 4: from the Stereophonics have a nice day, which is a
Speaker 4: great one, lying around all day, have a drink of cheese,
Speaker 4: add cheese, and then Nick had take my breath By
Speaker 4: the weekend, take my breath away, make it Mozzarella Babe.
Speaker 4: So more Time Waits is on Monday. And the movie
Speaker 4: if you're looking for someone to watch this weekend, the
Speaker 4: movie that Jack and I will be going back to
Speaker 4: the nineties to do in next week's a letter of
Speaker 4: our eighties of the nineties will be a great movie
Speaker 4: starring Kevin Klein to do with the letter d Dave
Speaker 4: I was this is going to be one of the
Speaker 4: movies we're going to do anyway, And this week with
Speaker 4: the sad news about Ivan Weightman, a legendary Hoy director
Speaker 4: who did the brilliant Dave, I thought it'd be a
Speaker 4: great reason to watch this. Dve Covic was an ordinary
Speaker 4: guy which just happened to look like the president.
Speaker 2: Suddenly.
Speaker 4: Dave has a great job, he has a great house,
Speaker 4: and he has a great way.
Speaker 10: Why can't you die from a stroke like everybody else?
Speaker 4: She hates me from Ivan write, the director of Ghost Questions,
Speaker 4: Twin and Kidnap Garden. Can't kill a president in a
Speaker 4: country where anybody can become present, and that became true.
Speaker 4: Ken really wants.
Speaker 9: The president.
Speaker 4: Day watched that. Of the weekend, we'll get into next week.
Speaker 4: One last thing. You've given us so much this week,
Speaker 4: one last thing. We do have an idea, okay, of
Speaker 4: how we're going to give away the prize of winning
Speaker 4: your weight in sausages on Monday. However, to do this properly,
Speaker 4: it can't be the way we're doing it. It can't
Speaker 4: be calculated by any member of this show, because whenever
Speaker 4: we do maths, we get it wrong. Is there a
Speaker 4: mathematician right listening to the show If you are, or
Speaker 4: you seriously do no one, Because it's such a big
Speaker 4: prize we need, we need smarter brains than us. Okay,
Speaker 4: so if you do know anyone or you are the
Speaker 4: mauth mathematicis that we're looking for, email me A S
Speaker 4: A P. Have we got some calculations for you, Christian, Honestly,
Speaker 4: forget like trying to crack the Enigma machine that they did.
Speaker 4: You know these are the most important, biggest calculations ever.
Speaker 3: It will be your good will hunting.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is email me subject heading. I'm an egghead
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au eggheads, we
Speaker 4: need you. Have a great weekend everyone
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