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Speaker 1: Everybody, Yes, side for John Z and a man's cutting floors.

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 3: This is an intriguing story. It sounds like some kind

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Speaker 3: of crazy Goldilocks moment. Four people were arrested for trying

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Speaker 3: to defraud an insurance company by claiming that a bear

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Speaker 3: had damaged their vehicles. Oh, fair enough, terrible You've got

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Speaker 3: four vehicles there and a bear comes and does row

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Speaker 3: wrecks them all until they discovered on closer inspection looking

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Speaker 3: at the CCTV footage that the bear was a person

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Speaker 3: in a bear costume. You know, it gave it away

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Speaker 3: when it started to vape and went into some twerking and.

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Speaker 1: Had its head off when you get ADZ, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see Goofy out the back having a smoke.

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Speaker 3: Yes. So all four were charged with conspiracy and insurance fraud.

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Speaker 3: You know whose idea is that, Hey, I've got this

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Speaker 3: great idea, let's right the cars off. I know, why

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Speaker 3: don't we say a beard of all the things someone

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Speaker 3: dressed as a giant.

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Speaker 2: Was because insurance companies are not run by idiots.

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Speaker 3: It's so hard to get a claim across the line

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Speaker 3: that you've got to be so careful. Makes it sound

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Speaker 3: like I'm speaking for experience. It's like those people that

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Speaker 3: say there's hail damage, and they say, well, how come

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Speaker 3: it was done from the inside, someone poking around with

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Speaker 3: a broom.

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Speaker 2: But to be doing the wrong way, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's how they've discovered. The people think they can

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Speaker 3: pull the wool over the arms. First hail, Yeah, reverse hailes,

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Speaker 3: reverse half from the ground up.

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Speaker 2: You're I always liked the story of Salim Mahaja.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, tell us that again. So he

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Speaker 3: was the deputy Alban mayor, and there was a deputy

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Speaker 3: mayor of Auban of the deputy Alban mayor.

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Speaker 2: The deputy mayor of Aubur.

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Speaker 1: He there was a raft of corruption that swirled around him,

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Speaker 1: and it all start with his big wedding.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing. No one would have known much about him,

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Speaker 3: but he showed off with an enormous wedding with helicopters

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Speaker 3: and we lebones, and they closed a whole lot of

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Speaker 2: Well, he put all these pamphlets out in the.

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Speaker 1: A bit of a letterbox drop saying and it looked

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Speaker 1: official that the street will be closed and your car

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Speaker 2: Tired, just because he wanted it for the wedding, for

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Speaker 2: his wedding and he had fier.

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Speaker 1: Jets and all that sort of stuff. And then son,

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Speaker 1: you know, put his head up and the thing in Australia,

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Speaker 2: Don't like show off. So on you mate, keep it

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Speaker 1: And then what happened, Well, then there was a whole

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Speaker 1: litany of trouble that surrounded him in some development. Well

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Speaker 1: some people they buy one of the Mahaja Towers, one

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Speaker 1: of his property deals, and instead of getting a three

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Speaker 1: he decided to reduce the footprint of that.

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Speaker 2: And then so he was in and out in court

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Speaker 2: like nobody's business. Then one day he was on the

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Speaker 3: That's something terrible befell him to.

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Speaker 1: Get to get out of a court matter on an

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Speaker 1: unrelated matter. By the way, he had an accident in

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Speaker 1: his car. So he's driving along and he's get out

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Speaker 2: That can happen you're on the way to a court appearance.

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Speaker 3: Let's say, what's timing.

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Speaker 2: Your mind might not be on this John to miss

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Speaker 2: court so what are the chances? Though Salim on the

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Speaker 2: way is t bone by people he knows well.

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Speaker 3: They dressed his bears, and.

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Speaker 1: Curiously they missed him the first time around the first

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Speaker 1: lap of the block, so they really yeah, they had

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Speaker 1: to come back and do it again, curiously again. On

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Speaker 1: top of all what, his car was underinsured. So the

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Speaker 1: night before he went, oh, I've got this court appearance tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Better ensure my car.

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Speaker 2: I better double the insurance.

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Speaker 3: So double WAMMI for him. His car is insured and

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Speaker 3: that's great and he gets out of a court date.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what are the chances?

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Speaker 3: I remember seeing footage of him on a stretcher with

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Speaker 3: Getting your friends allegedly.

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Speaker 2: Say what are the chances that could happen to me

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Speaker 2: and you?

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Speaker 1: Anytime I've seen you drive, I often look at them

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Speaker 3: This gets me every time. You're the person who's had

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Speaker 3: ten accidents. Yeah, I've had none.

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Speaker 1: I've had none, but I'm just always mindful i've had

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Speaker 2: Want to be sharing a cell with Selene because you

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Speaker 2: ran into me. Hey, brother, dress as a bear.

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Speaker 3: You're right here for the hunt.

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Speaker 2: And aye, I hear, I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: It can happen. Coincidence has happened all the time.

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Speaker 1: They just.

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Speaker 2: Hunting room. What's on the cutting room floor?

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Speaker 3: Have you heard of the tradition of the trad wife? No,

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Speaker 3: this is resurging in America, the tradwife or traditional wife.

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Speaker 3: These are women and it's thanks to Instagram and all

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Speaker 3: that kind of stuff that women are dressing up in

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Speaker 3: yoldie wildy clothes, house in the prairie kind of clothes.

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Speaker 3: But you know, without the toilet situation, without the disease

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Speaker 3: who was Travis Kelcey's teammate, and he said at a

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Speaker 3: validic Victorian address to women who were graduating from university,

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Speaker 3: and he said to them, your biggest achievement will be

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Speaker 3: being a mother and a wife. This is a big scene.

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Speaker 2: People did.

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Speaker 3: Upset a lot of people because well, let's let's get

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Speaker 3: all our husbands to earn four million dollars a year

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Speaker 3: for kicking a ball, shall we Because that's the lucky position.

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Speaker 3: Their wife's sin, his wife's sin, if you call that

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Speaker 3: a lucky position. But the trad wife has really taken hold.

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Speaker 3: A lot of it's because of social media, because it

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Speaker 3: And also the psychology behind this for a lot of

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Speaker 3: as many of us go through that. I'll pretend my

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Speaker 3: new thing is being a trad wife. It's a chance

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Speaker 1: It's pretty easy really when you look at it. You know,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to really have any ambition. You just

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Speaker 3: Which would do that each day, which a lot of

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: This is a story I've been reading about this woman today,

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Speaker 3: a woman who quit her gig, it says, to become

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Speaker 3: one hundred dollars a week to cook and clean for him,

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Speaker 3: She sit back at feminist who accused your of just

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Speaker 3: wanting a sugar daddy, claiming that they'd be happier as

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Speaker 3: well if they followed suit. This is how it works

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Speaker 3: for them. Her name is d she's twenty eight. Her

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Speaker 3: name is Alissa. Sorry, and she said, my husband employs

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Speaker 3: job I've ever had. Her husband was initially hesitant about

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Speaker 3: her taking on more domestic role, stating, this is a

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Speaker 3: great quote from him. I honestly thought I wanted a

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Speaker 3: physicist triathlete. That was my mindset. Yeah right, yeah. But

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Speaker 3: despite his reservations, he decided to give his nineteen fifty

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Speaker 3: the arrangement, the professional homemaker is paid one hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: a week so she can treat herself to quote, snacks

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Speaker 3: we got rid of all her credit cards and we

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Speaker 3: opened a new credit opened up new credit cards under

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Speaker 2: Wow, I've done.

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Speaker 3: Would you like this? Is this something that secretly you

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Speaker 3: think Brendon all men would like.

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Speaker 2: Not at all.

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Speaker 1: My wife, she you know, she's got a degree in

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Speaker 1: biomedical science and she did the UNI, she did all

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Speaker 1: And she said, because I wanted to. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: up not doing it, and then she worked like admittedly,

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Speaker 1: Helen worked in the time i've known, She's worked for

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Speaker 1: about five years, that's the extent, and now she's pretty

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Speaker 3: Would you like the situation to be where you give

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Speaker 3: as they say, here, because there's something If I was

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Speaker 3: Say here's your dinner, here's all this taken care of.

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Speaker 3: I'm not spending any money that you don't know. Does

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Speaker 3: it go back to something prime I have been taken

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Speaker 2: I don't have to wear a cricket box if I

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Speaker 2: started suggesting that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but would you secretly like kid, no, whatever makes

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Speaker 2: The old saying, happy wife, happy life.

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Speaker 1: If she wanted to be a biomedical scientist and continue

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Speaker 1: world for long hours. I mean, that's that's what that's

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Speaker 1: what it's about. You know, that's whatever it's like for

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Speaker 1: you and Harley, that's the same thing. Your job took

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Speaker 1: you to many different places. Our jobs, they're very unique jobs.

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Speaker 3: But I don't he doesn't have the fantasy. I don't

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Speaker 3: think of being looked after like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what spends? What are we wearing in this fantasy?

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Speaker 3: It's just remember what was Harley's fortieth birthday and many

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Speaker 3: years ago, and he said, as a joke, he'd like

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Speaker 3: a community nurse to come and give him a sponge bath.

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Speaker 3: And I said, sure, I'll get him lined up.

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Speaker 2: You're hinder.

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Speaker 3: Guy to come through spongebath with some steel walls.

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Speaker 2: That's just fun, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: But it's interesting that you know many women look at

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Speaker 3: this and think, well, that's dangerous. And also what's hard

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Speaker 3: about this is in the current climate in America, this

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Speaker 3: is where all this tradwife stuff's happening. Women are finding

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Speaker 3: it harder and harder to break the glass ceiling. We've

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Speaker 3: seen twice now that Americans would rather they a felon.

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Speaker 3: Twice they've voted for Donald Trump versus two strong women.

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Speaker 3: They've voted Donald Trump the least likely candidate every time. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and Carmela, Karmela, Okay, Caramelo.

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Speaker 2: Bear it doesn't matter now, it still does.

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Speaker 3: It still does that at a time when women's health

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Speaker 3: is being put on the back burner, where their reproductive

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Speaker 3: But as influencers go, and this is all about influencing.

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Speaker 2: The Armish life.

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Speaker 2: It's not you know I watched Witness. You've said, well

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Speaker 3: I just comical, conical.

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Speaker 3: And I okay, And here's the guy who says women

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Speaker 2: It's bad, something about spreading tenure and feet stuff.

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Speaker 3: to go to the toilet. So it's bad Pavlov's dog associations. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: I think, well I have no issue with it.

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Speaker 3: How about this, and.

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Speaker 3: How long do you spend sitting on the toilet?

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Speaker 3: Well, experts are saying you should not be on the

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Speaker 3: He said people come to him with complaints in one

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Speaker 3: That's a long time at the best of times, isn't that?

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Speaker 3: But longer if you scroll, is where the trouble happens,

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Speaker 1: Uranus is quite an amazing thing. I was talking to

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Speaker 2: Tell me more and what it does?

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Speaker 1: You know, it does so many, so many things, like

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Speaker 3: Well, is it such an amazing thing? If that's all right?

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Speaker 1: But also it has taste buds in it, and that's

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Speaker 3: I read that too. Is it true taste? But it'll

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a taste bud. It's not that's sweet.

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Speaker 3: They're going to give it a sugar cube.

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Speaker 3: And when were you talking to an expert about make

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Speaker 1: You really move in many circles, you'd be surprised to know.

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Speaker 1: So I was talking to a doctor, a rectal surgeon

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Speaker 2: And he just said, well, it's something I've always been fascinated.

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Speaker 1: And he said I've always been fascinated with the anus.

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Speaker 2: And then then he explained many things, like.

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Speaker 3: He had one patient re Lisa's solids and gas.

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Speaker 1: We've heard that, Well, we talked about that, but he

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Speaker 3: See, he must have hated meeting you at that party,

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Speaker 2: Because there's various sizes of your anus.

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Speaker 4: And then and then Helen, one of Helen's aunties had

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, I'll step right up. I can

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, I said, well yeah, because

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Speaker 2: Not working for the stuff the store falls out. And

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Speaker 2: that's why people that you know me, people who what

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Speaker 3: As an umbrella stand putting things as.

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Speaker 1: You thinks it shouldn't be in there. That's why they

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Speaker 3: You must have been quite the dinner party conversation and

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Speaker 3: how big is yours?

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Speaker 3: There was a radio competition.

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Speaker 2: I think they're doing it a y as we speak.

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Speaker 2: What's on the cutting room floor today?

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Speaker 3: What about this story that was on the news last night.

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Speaker 3: A Sydney woman has been charged with fraud over alleged

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Speaker 2: A crime syndicate.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this has been going they think since two thousand

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Speaker 3: They've defrauded at least four victims out of large amounts

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Speaker 3: give them information about their lives, encourage them to supply

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Speaker 3: them with property and money. This is a bit I like.

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Speaker 3: Is that the police did a raid and they seized

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Speaker 3: perhaps to say no, this one's a fake. I can't

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Speaker 2: How do you know, is the sarge back at the station.

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Speaker 1: He puts it on the desk, you know, like in

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Speaker 3: Aries icy madam zenda? Yeah, and maybe it starts to

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Speaker 3: tell his future like a magic eight ball. That'd be

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Speaker 3: They take possession of this stuff, thinking how how fordulent and.

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Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden they've got a card table.

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Speaker 3: And he poses a gypsy.

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Speaker 2: That's what happened.

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Speaker 3: They should be paying them all.

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Speaker 2: Clearly they weren't using the equipment at the time. Was

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Speaker 3: Ah hah, that's right, absolutely, and then magic numbers for

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Speaker 3: the day four to seven years.

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Speaker 2: I would say, jail is on the carts.

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Speaker 3: O nice work, nice word.

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Speaker 1: Somebody sees their balls. I noticed that someone right. I

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Speaker 3: Have you you into psychics and crystal balls?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's good when they tell me good.

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Speaker 3: No, they don't tell you bad stuff. And they don't

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Speaker 2: I tell you stuff you want to hear, and stuff you.

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Speaker 3: Want to hear, but stuff you already know. Maybe you

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Speaker 3: Maybe you' at a crossroads, you're you were a very

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Speaker 3: romantic person. Blah blah blah. Well they're not going to say, hey,

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Speaker 3: two weeks from now, you'll be going across a zebra

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Speaker 1: They talk in riddles and words sealing. They're a bit

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Speaker 1: like middle management psychics. I see a great future for you.

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Speaker 1: I see you working with a handsome man. I see

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Speaker 2: I see you getting paid a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: Who's hearing that?

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Speaker 2: That is what your life is as reality?

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Speaker 3: So why would I see a psychic? And who's the

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Speaker 1: Heybody, it's time joldie and a man's curtain fall.

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Speaker 2: Here's a curtain room for yes, a curtain room far.

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Speaker 2: What's on the cutting room for missus? Muntz what's a.

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Speaker 3: Story about confession? And I know you're a Catholic and

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Speaker 3: you've been a confession. I'll tell you this story and

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Speaker 3: you tell me if you think this is something good.

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Speaker 3: A church in Switzerland is using an AI powered Jesus

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Speaker 3: hologram to take confession. So, due to these technological advances,

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Speaker 3: worshipers at a church in Switzerland can speak directly to

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Speaker 3: Jesus or an AI version of him. This is part

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Speaker 3: of an art project called do a Machine A Masher, Yes,

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Speaker 3: the machine. So they've installed an AI powered Jesus to

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Speaker 3: take confession. Two thirds of people who spoke with Ai

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Speaker 3: Jesus came out of the confessional saying that had a

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Speaker 3: spiritual experience. This might shock you, though. A couple of

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Speaker 3: people thought it was a gimmick. No, no, imagine this

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Speaker 3: a hologram Jesus goes on tour with a hologram amy

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Speaker 3: Winehouse and a hologram to pak Shaku and all the

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Speaker 3: holograms just hang out and.

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Speaker 2: No need for a backstage, right, and you just switch

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Speaker 2: off the overhead projector dun't done, put it back in

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Speaker 2: the box.

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Speaker 3: This seems cynical to me. You've got done confession. I

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Speaker 3: don't understand the nature of confession. You go in say

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Speaker 3: you're sorry, whether you are or not, and you're absolved.

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Speaker 3: Is that how it works?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, and probably the last time

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Speaker 1: I went to confession being a Catholic, you go exactly

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Speaker 1: into the little.

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Speaker 2: Room there and he knows, he knows you.

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Speaker 3: You know your voice?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. The priest would sit on

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Speaker 2: the other side of a mess screen, Hello, my son,

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Speaker 2: get all the spilt teams. Well, what confession?

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Speaker 1: Whatever confession a twelve year old kid would have. And

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Speaker 1: I used to find that my confessations weren't really that exciting.

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Speaker 3: Did you make them up?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'd go in there and say, ah, yes, father,

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Speaker 1: I have said I took a lord's name in Vain, I.

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Speaker 2: Pinched it of my dad's cigarettes, but I didn't. And

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Speaker 2: what would I made that up? And he said, well,

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Speaker 2: my son's smoky is not good for you. Perhaps you

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Speaker 2: can spare me a craven.

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Speaker 3: Aren't you until your dad? But would he absolve you?

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Speaker 1: What would he say to say, say, five, Hail Mary's

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Speaker 1: and vision? And would you and yeah, you go and

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Speaker 1: sit down in the church and you do you five that?

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Speaker 2: Well? You know you do three mos, because then that

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Speaker 2: would give you something for confession next next week.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, you know last week you said to

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Speaker 1: say five would feel better. My mates were outside the

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Speaker 1: church and we had to go because there was a

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Speaker 1: you know, a dead possum up the road that we

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Speaker 1: were to go and have a look at.

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Speaker 2: You know, So I didn't have a good confession back then.

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Speaker 2: These days have I got some stuff to say?

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Speaker 3: Would you feel more spiritually inclined if you were actually

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Speaker 3: talking to Jesus?

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Speaker 2: Look, I think you know when you look at it.

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Speaker 3: It's a whole a leap of faith. Either way, it's a.

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Speaker 2: Leap of face. If you go into the church and

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Speaker 2: you're talking to the man, did it feel better?

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Speaker 1: He's a vessel for the Lord according to the teachings,

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Speaker 1: So if you speak to a hologram, they could just

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Speaker 1: say it's a vessel for the Lord. You remember various

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Speaker 1: apparitions of you know, like from the Mother Mary. Remember

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Speaker 1: at the beach at Couldie.

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Speaker 3: The Mary would appear at certain light and a whole

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Speaker 3: lot of people would go and put offerings there. It

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Speaker 3: was a trick of the light, sorry to tell you,

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Speaker 3: because it faded when you know, and they repaided defense.

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Speaker 2: And smashed up the fence and ruined it.

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Speaker 3: We do not have false idols, says the Bible, that

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Speaker 3: is true.

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Speaker 2: And do not worship graven images. And that's you know,

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Speaker 2: Moses came down from the mountain with.

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Speaker 1: The tablets, and there's these people that've made a giant

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Speaker 1: golden cow calf and they're all worshiping.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, have a look at this. I just put

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Speaker 2: this in them.

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Speaker 3: I've just written this.

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Speaker 1: I've just it took me ages to tap daddy. And

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Speaker 1: do you know how hard it is to chisel stuff

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Speaker 1: into stone?

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Speaker 3: But do you think that the ai Jesus would have manufacturers,

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Speaker 3: like a magic eight ball manufactured responses? Oh yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: you think, because.

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Speaker 2: How would you shake him up?

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Speaker 3: Shake him up? You're going to come into some good news.

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Speaker 3: But it is a leap of faith.

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Speaker 2: It's all a leap of faith.

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Speaker 3: And I hope I haven't offended anybody with what I've

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Speaker 3: said today.

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Speaker 2: And boy, do I have some good confessions now. So

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Speaker 2: that's the thing. Part of me wants to go into

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Speaker 2: the confession just to boast, just like.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what about this father still stole one of my

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Speaker 3: dad's smokes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, kids. That's it for today. Come back tomorrow from

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Speaker 2: more of Chelsea than a man. This coding for