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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Everyone tells it. We're hosting a children's show. Hello everyone, Hello, and.

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Speaker 3: We could be like one of those people that do

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Speaker 3: one of those podcasts about parenting.

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Speaker 1: There's what I do.

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Speaker 3: When mister Whiby comes past, I tell the kid that

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Speaker 3: means the truck has run out of ice cream when

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Speaker 3: they play the jingle.

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Speaker 4: That is funny.

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Speaker 2: I tell my children that broccoli is called chocolate, and

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Speaker 2: then I bash them.

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Speaker 1: That's taken it anyway. That's what you get on the

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Speaker 1: podcast is a little loose put that.

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Speaker 2: As I know, I never ever can we just sack

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Speaker 2: my children?

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Speaker 4: Can I say?

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Speaker 5: Have you?

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Speaker 4: Have you smaked my children?

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Speaker 3: I've beaten your children many times? No, I haven't what

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Speaker 3: you haven't No, not in sports your your children are

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Speaker 3: extraordinary sportsman. I know I haven't hit my children.

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Speaker 1: Know that era. That's I was just jug just to

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Speaker 1: put some context. In my era, we used to get

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Speaker 1: hit all the time, not by my parents, but my

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Speaker 1: teachers and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I've never been hit. I've never been hit or hit on. Sadly,

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Speaker 4: that's good. Someone think it's too late to be hit on.

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Speaker 1: Remember that time I hit you on the bum with

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Speaker 1: a wooden spoon.

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Speaker 4: And I cry.

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Speaker 2: I do remember that we're doing a cooking demo and

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Speaker 2: we were doing because you ran up you.

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Speaker 4: Start, we're doing it.

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Speaker 2: We're promoting a kitchen somewhere, kitchen showroom.

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Speaker 3: If you go, if you've got some time, just YouTube

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Speaker 3: Jonesy spanks Amanda and you can see what happens. You

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Speaker 3: run across the room with a spoon and crack me

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Speaker 3: on the bum.

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Speaker 2: But you were wearing kevlar pants and then you.

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Speaker 4: Turned around and did it to me, and I burst

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Speaker 4: into town.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to I'm going to get it up here

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Speaker 3: because there's a podcast. We could do whatever the fuck

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Speaker 3: we want. Jo Spanks. I have someone beeps out where

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Speaker 3: I said whatever we want because I don't like potty language.

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Speaker 3: In case your kids are listening, here we go, Jonesy

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Speaker 3: spanks Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to do you want to be a

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Speaker 1: part of this?

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Speaker 4: Doesn't it need vision?

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Speaker 2: Well we've never had vision on this show.

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Speaker 5: I prepare to put some of that in here. Prepare

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Speaker 5: the bell?

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Speaker 4: Which one would you like?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 3: You don't?

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Speaker 5: You can because that's our serving man.

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Speaker 1: Do we have any tools? I can see a big one.

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Speaker 3: We needed to thank you grateful to you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well that's nice, dear.

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Speaker 2: That sounds to stop it, just stop it. That sounds

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Speaker 2: like turn it off, Brendan. That sounds at the beginnings

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Speaker 2: of TikTok Tucker, you baiting me? And when do I

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Speaker 2: get upset?

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Speaker 3: Look how young we are they really I don't have

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Speaker 3: a Devon patch.

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Speaker 1: Back then, but I did.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, what I was going to talk about today is

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Speaker 2: I'll get to why I'm talking about Kim Kardashian dressing

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Speaker 2: as Marilyn Monroe. But to give you the background on

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Speaker 2: why she was. This was at the met Gala a

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago where the theme was America, and

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Speaker 2: so she dressed in the iconic dress, the actual dress

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Speaker 2: that Marilyn Monroe wore. When she's saying happy Birthday, Yes,

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Speaker 2: John Kennedy and John F. Kennedy's sitting next to his wife,

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Speaker 2: Jackie Onassis as she was she was Jackie Kennedy then,

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Speaker 2: and Marilyn Monroe is just oozing sex happy, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: many rumors were swirling that the two of them were

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Speaker 2: doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, and.

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Speaker 2: So everyone's going and what a beautiful, iconic American moment.

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Speaker 2: But so it was a big deal that she got

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Speaker 2: to wear this dress because it's in Ripley's believe it

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Speaker 2: or not. What a beautiful, sensitive place to keep it

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Speaker 2: in Orlando and Florida.

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Speaker 4: So she had the dress.

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Speaker 2: Flown on a private plane from there to come to

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Speaker 2: her home for a fitting. She said, the dress was

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Speaker 2: transported by guards and I had to wear gloves to

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Speaker 2: try it on. I always thought that Marilyn Monroe was curvy.

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Speaker 2: I imagined I might be smaller in some places where

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Speaker 2: she was bigger, and bigger in places where she was smaller.

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Speaker 2: So when it didn't fit me, I wanted to cry

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Speaker 2: because the dress could not be altered.

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Speaker 4: It's a heritage dress. It could not be altered.

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Speaker 2: So she went on to lose sixteen pounds, which is

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Speaker 2: over seven kilos, to fit into this dress good adjustment.

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Speaker 2: She said, I would where a sauna suit twice a day.

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Speaker 2: I'd run on a treadmill, cut out all sugar and

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Speaker 2: all carbs. I had clean as vegetables. I didn't starve myself,

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Speaker 2: but I was so strict. Although many people have said

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Speaker 2: a zen pig much anyway, the reason I'm bringing up

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Speaker 2: all of that is that she has claimed in a

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Speaker 2: recent interview that people didn't know who Marilyn Monroe was

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Speaker 2: before she wore that to the Metcara. She's had an

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Speaker 2: interview where she said that she was shocked that many

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Speaker 2: people on TikTok had not heard of Marilyn Monroe. So

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Speaker 2: she said, I think it's wonderful that this gave me

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Speaker 2: the opportunity to share this moment.

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Speaker 4: So the dress couldn't leave right now.

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Speaker 5: Kim kay.

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Speaker 2: But that's so typical of people who think they've invented everything,

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Speaker 2: that people didn't know Marilyn Monroe until her Well.

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Speaker 3: I think the people that watch or support the Kardashians

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Speaker 3: aren't the people that would know much about history. I

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Speaker 3: dare say they'd probably have the memory span of a housefly.

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Speaker 4: Well do you remember all the interest of a house fly?

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Speaker 1: Well, possibly the interest of a house you know.

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Speaker 2: We have a competition early in the morning called the

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Speaker 2: Magnificent Seven, and there's trivia questions from all kinds of things.

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Speaker 2: It might be a question about World War two, might

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Speaker 2: be a question about ancient Greece. They're not tricky questions,

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Speaker 2: but people go, I don't know, that was before my time. Go, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's called history.

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Speaker 4: History, It's called history.

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Speaker 1: It's like our history.

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Speaker 3: When I spanked you, imagine spanking Kim Kardashian's big Armyian bot, but.

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Speaker 2: That would take It'd still be reverberating quite the spoon.

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Speaker 3: And the disclaimer, Amanda doesn't bash any kids.

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Speaker 2: All that was that the most offensive thing? Okay, kids,

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Speaker 2: that's gift for today, Come not come off for more