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Speaker 1: Now we'll keep telling you thank you for coming in.

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Speaker 2: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Will is a Way today.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you the big targy.

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Speaker 1: Now, Luki, we are going to get into your role

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Speaker 5: I can't hear the heckles. I can't.

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Speaker 4: No one likes having neighbors like that.

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Speaker 2: I have neighbors like that, And like most weeks, there's

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Speaker 6: Why did you just switch the power off at his

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: When you're in studio in a radio station and you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look, we should talk about while you are in here,

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Speaker 2: But it's it's I got a mold removed from my bum?

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Speaker 4: And it's hard to keep those stitches together?

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Speaker 3: But so is it your bum was out in the silarium,

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Speaker 2: Because that's what we did in our twenties. You'd go

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Speaker 2: Now do I wear sunscreen top, I've got some going

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Speaker 2: If people are listening and they've still got solariums, that's

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Speaker 6: They just be aware that that's if you play tennis

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Speaker 5: This really was a pivot.

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Speaker 1: Look McGregor, I think you're the only man in the

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Speaker 3: Luke mcgregort you an absolute legend. Thanks for coming in,

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Speaker 5: Having me, Thanks for having me plug the charity.

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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast ash right now

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Speaker 1: we are talking about the very mature and serious topic

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Speaker 2: This is the reason I did a media degree and

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Speaker 3: You've made it, London, I have.

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Speaker 4: Maybe this is the pinnacle of my career. What would

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Speaker 2: So just to preface for those that don't know, a

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Speaker 2: double dacking is like a normal dacking, but instead of

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Speaker 1: Yes, we had a perfect example of a double dacking

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Speaker 8: All that years even a year eight, I can't remember,

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Speaker 9: Someone decided to come up.

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Speaker 8: Behind me and dack me.

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Speaker 3: Oh school dacking.

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Speaker 8: But the worst part about it it was not just

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Speaker 3: Double dacking, double d I was, I would have mortified.

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Speaker 2: My gosh, that's the kind of stuff that stays with

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Speaker 2: Oh I feel sick to thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 1: I want to start something that I want to call

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Speaker 2: So what Tad Kroger would have wanted when he wrote

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Speaker 1: So I want to create like a really safe, non

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Speaker 1: thirteen one oh sixty five, talk us through the traumatic

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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll create safe space.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. We've got Maddie here. It's called on thirteen one

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Speaker 3: o six five. That's nice music as well. What I'm George, Maddie, Hi, Maddie, Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Sorry to seconds to sometimes you know, find the

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Speaker 4: I think it took you a second, of course.

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Speaker 8: But well, I obviously my name's Muddy. I've been double dark.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I was at school and my sister.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, I dacked my sister.

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Speaker 3: You were sorry, you were the dacker. You dacked?

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Speaker 2: Well, kid started, I ducked her first single or double

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Speaker 12: That's a single one okay of fun?

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Speaker 4: Better fun single decking, the bloom is on whatever.

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Speaker 8: And then yeah, then she got me, but she double

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Speaker 3: Around better inappropriate? Sorry about that, Maddie, George slips on

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Speaker 2: Was it deliberate, Maddie, Yes, it was very deliberate, and

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Speaker 2: then she got suspended afterwards. Boy, what was it like

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Speaker 12: Well, we were living with my dad at the time,

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Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure, okay, but dad.

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Speaker 2: Would be pretty disappointed, which is worse than angry.

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Speaker 3: I hope dad double dacked her when she got home.

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Speaker 4: Just no more double dacking.

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Speaker 9: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Once one person gets decked with en the cycle of.

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Speaker 3: Daking totally fair enough. Eye for an eye, the whole

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Speaker 3: world will be blind. Actually, dak for a dack, the

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Speaker 1: Oh sixty five is our number double Dackings Anonymous.

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Speaker 4: We've got so many calls coming through.

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Speaker 3: That's an epidemic. Heal your trauma Australia. Have you been double.

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Speaker 5: Dacked right now?

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Speaker 3: We're in the middle of double dackings anonymous. Like your

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Speaker 1: So thirteen one oh sixty five is the number if

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Speaker 1: you have been double dacked in the past, because we're

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Speaker 1: just providing Ash a safe space for you to come on.

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Speaker 3: Just heal your trauma.

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Speaker 2: Life's hard, you know, and all of us are carrying

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Speaker 3: It's going to help a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of people.

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Speaker 2: This is why I love this job.

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Speaker 4: You know, we get to we're going to change lives,

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Speaker 4: making a difference.

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Speaker 1: Ash, not as I called you asked, because I'm thinking

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jenny.

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Speaker 4: I'm begging me to go to Jenny.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jenny.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Jenny, I don't meant to laugh now, Jenny. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to double Dacking's Anonymous. What do you have to share

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Speaker 12: I'm Jenny, and I have to confess that I am

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Speaker 12: the one that did the double dackings to her friends.

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Speaker 3: You complete. I can't believe, Jenny Runners. I mean, what

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Speaker 12: Well, it was a house party with my friend, my

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Speaker 1: Realized what I jugged.

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Speaker 12: She also was more ears the fact that she hadn't

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Speaker 12: that she had.

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Speaker 8: Seen it all right.

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Speaker 4: It is just such a female thing to know.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, you're sad creatures, because I'd be the same myself.

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Speaker 3: Jenny, thank you for this story. That is just phenomenal.

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Speaker 4: I love Jenny.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Tony.

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Speaker 1: Now, Tony, welcome to double Jackings Anonymous.

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Speaker 9: Hello guys, there you going good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you Tony, what would you like to share today?

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Speaker 9: Sorry, guys, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yes, put it this way.

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Speaker 7: I'm thirty three.

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Speaker 9: This happened twenty years ago and.

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Speaker 13: I still think about it to this day. My best friend,

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Speaker 13: one of my best friends, he's still my best friend. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: we were in the playground. It would have been year

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and my.

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Speaker 14: Best friend came up behind me, pulled the.

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Speaker 7: Pants down, and not only the pants came down, the underwear.

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Speaker 9: Came with it.

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Speaker 14: There was considerable shrinking. And it happened in front of

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Speaker 7: Year old teacher. Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, she was young, one of the new sort of teachers.

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Speaker 3: She laughs, She laughs, Tony, she laughs.

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Speaker 14: It was Yeah, it was full full shrunk.

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Speaker 2: Did you yell like shrinking?

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Speaker 3: Shrinkyge It's calm, I did, I did.

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Speaker 8: I said, not this size, I promise.

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Speaker 1: But the damages down there, Tony, the damage is done.

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Speaker 3: God, that's giller. I can't believe that teacher laughed.

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Speaker 2: By the way, that is, well, what else is she

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Speaker 2: going to do? It's all good whatever she does, isn't it? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, bloody, Double Duckings.

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Speaker 1: Well, thanks for sharing. Let's go to James. Uh now, James,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Double Dackings Anonymous.

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, good thank you.

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Speaker 1: Mate, thanks for thanks for calling. Good on you having

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Speaker 1: the strength to call James.

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Speaker 3: What do you have to share?

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Speaker 14: Look, I actually have to It was the one double dack.

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Speaker 3: You you you did double dack Okay. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to try to hold back here because I

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Speaker 1: hate people like you, James, but tell.

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Speaker 4: Us a bad phone.

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Speaker 14: Because I was actually bottles with my best mate ordering

453
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Speaker 14: food and a bit funny, I did to duck him

454
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Speaker 14: accidentally pulled both his own Yeah, so long before the

455
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Speaker 14: chick behind the count because later on he ended up

456
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Speaker 14: getting you find.

457
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Speaker 2: Running out, But I reckon we can past this together.

458
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Speaker 2: The girl behind the counter saw what happened, and.

459
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Speaker 3: She said, do you want to make penis? Is that sorry?

460
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Speaker 1: I thought it was obvious that she was going to

461
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Speaker 1: say something like there's no mc penis.

462
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Speaker 4: On the menu, please mcpenis.

463
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Speaker 8: It's not.

464
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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll never know what the end of that story was,

465
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Speaker 1: so we're going to have to go with her saying

466
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Speaker 1: I never thought i'd see him.

467
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Speaker 2: Plus, it's my household at the moment, woods is. Maybe

468
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,880
Speaker 2: it could be a little preview into what your household

469
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Speaker 2: may look like. We've got a sick baby at the

470
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Speaker 2: moment's one year old, and I got a sick husband,

471
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Speaker 2: and that double is killing me because.

472
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Speaker 1: That happens though, right, So as the baby gets sick,

473
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Speaker 1: you generally get the sickness, and then because.

474
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Speaker 2: He's snotting on you, they don't know how to blow

475
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Speaker 2: their noses, so they just want to wipe the snot

476
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Speaker 2: on you.

477
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Speaker 4: So all my shirts are covered in snot. It's disgusting.

478
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Speaker 3: You a face, sucker. I've heard this divides people.

479
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Speaker 1: Some people just get the mouth over their own babies

480
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Speaker 1: nose and mouth and just give it a good suck.

481
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Speaker 2: I wanted to and Adriaan, my husband, literally said to me,

482
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Speaker 2: I can't have you do that because I'll never look

483
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Speaker 2: at your mouth the same way.

484
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Speaker 4: Oh glad, I agree, But you can.

485
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Speaker 2: Get an aspirator now, baby bumpting fifty bucks and what sucks.

486
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Speaker 4: It's not out for you.

487
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Speaker 1: I've also heard if you blow up one not, then

488
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Speaker 1: the rest of the gunk just blows out the other.

489
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Speaker 2: I mean, I suppose scientifically that would work, but their

490
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Speaker 2: nostrils are very small.

491
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Speaker 4: He get a little straw.

492
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

493
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Speaker 2: Anyway, it's very complicated vasperate is fine last night, and

494
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Speaker 2: I know that a lot of parents will understand this,

495
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Speaker 2: and it's not his fault because he's just a little baby.

496
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Speaker 4: But he was not sleeping.

497
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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm talking like waking up every forty five minutes screaming.

498
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Speaker 4: Our room is upstairs, his room is downstairs.

499
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Speaker 2: It's cold house, so getting out of bed has that

500
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Speaker 2: extra level of like, but it's cold, very far away.

501
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Speaker 2: Adria's too sick to help, so it's kind of like

502
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Speaker 2: the fourth or fifth visit for the night.

503
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Speaker 4: You're in the dark, the baby's crying, and it got to.

504
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Speaker 2: The point where I put the baby crying into his cot,

505
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Speaker 2: walked out of the room. I found a pillow in

506
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Speaker 2: a living room. I put my face into the pillow

507
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Speaker 2: and just went for just screamed, like all of the

508
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Speaker 2: anger and frustration and the fatigue.

509
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Speaker 4: Into my pillow.

510
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Speaker 2: And then I compose myself back into the room and

511
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Speaker 2: spent another hour shush, padding back to sleep.

512
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Speaker 3: How did it feel when you were screaming into the pillow.

513
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Speaker 4: It felt like.

514
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Speaker 2: It was amazing. It was like all of that just

515
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Speaker 2: came out of me. And I know that you know,

516
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Speaker 2: being your parents will be tough, and they.

517
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Speaker 4: Push you to the bridge.

518
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Speaker 2: I've just got a baby, but I know it's gonna

519
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Speaker 2: get worse, Like you're gonna have a toddler one they

520
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: both us gonna have a toddler.

521
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Speaker 3: And they push your buttons. I've heard when babies get mobile.

522
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Speaker 3: We were talking about this before the show.

523
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Speaker 1: That's an absolute nightmare, as you can't just put them

524
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Speaker 1: on an ottoman or something and then go and do something.

525
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Speaker 3: You need to always have eyes on.

526
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Speaker 2: But I think it's worse when it gets to the

527
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Speaker 2: point where the craziness they're giving you isn't just you know,

528
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Speaker 2: they're sick or they're like climbing on things, but they're

529
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Speaker 2: like they know how to really push your buttons. Toddlers

530
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Speaker 2: can be little, you know, and I know that often

531
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Speaker 2: toddlers push their parents.

532
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Speaker 4: Still a point of just.

533
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: Like I am about to lose my mind.

534
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear more of them. Actually, thirty six fives

535
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Speaker 1: our number. What did you do when your kid pushed

536
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Speaker 1: you right to the brink.

537
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: The brink so hiding in the pantry, screaming into a

538
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Speaker 2: pillow like I did.

539
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Speaker 1: My mum had one that. Yeah, I'll tell you after

540
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: the song. But my sister did something and mum totally

541
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: lost it. But I'll tell you about that right up next.

542
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Speaker 1: Listen to Will and Woody What'd you do when you

543
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: got to the brink?

544
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Speaker 15: Will and Woody back for more in just a bit

545
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 15: the Will and Woody podcast.

546
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Speaker 16: Will is away today, but Ash, you are here, bloody

547
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Speaker 16: work in the I'm surprised that you've actually managed to

548
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 16: get in here though, because you were literally saying before

549
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Speaker 16: the song buddy last night was out every.

550
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Speaker 2: Forty five, every forty I think I slept about two

551
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: and a half hours last night, and in the end

552
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: I had to excuse myself from his bedroom, scream into

553
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Speaker 2: a pillow regain my composure. But that's maybe why I'm here,

554
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 2: a ticket to get out of that house.

555
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're welcome. You're welcome for the ticker, but.

556
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: That was you on the brink, on the brink, and

557
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 2: he's only eleven months old. He's not a toddler yet,

558
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: he's not a teenager yet. It's only going to get

559
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: worse mate for bosth of us.

560
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but thirteen one oh six five is our number.

561
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Speaker 3: I think some parents will be able to relate.

562
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Speaker 1: I remember when so my mum got right to the

563
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Speaker 1: brink my sister was deliberately pushing her buttons by swearing.

564
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so mum, Mum, she's not she's not.

565
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's okay with a few swear words, but like,

566
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Speaker 1: Sarah was really pushing it. And then finally Mum got

567
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: right to the brink, grabbed her, pulled her into the laundry,

568
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: grabbed the soap.

569
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Speaker 3: She shoved the soap into her mouth.

570
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Speaker 2: She actually did it.

571
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Speaker 1: She actually did like the stereotypical soap in the mouth.

572
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Speaker 3: And then it backfired very quickly because Sarah spewed in

573
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Speaker 3: her face.

574
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Speaker 1: Sarah alleg she just haid nowhere to go from there.

575
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Speaker 1: So we got Emily here on thirteen one oh six

576
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Speaker 1: y five. Emily, this a story about your uncle when

577
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Speaker 1: they were pushed to the brink.

578
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so my uncle, so my mum's side of the family.

579
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Speaker 8: Three kids in the back seat. He was about twelve

580
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Speaker 8: years old. This is a story I've been told about

581
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 8: what not to behave like and what will happen. He

582
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 8: was mucking around, he was swearing. You know, he was

583
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 8: really pushing it to the brink. My nun said, if

584
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 8: you don't cut it out, you're going to walk home.

585
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Speaker 8: They're about maybe ten twenty k's from home because they

586
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Speaker 8: were always be full driving and camping, and he kept

587
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Speaker 8: going and she actually pushed him out, pushed.

588
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Speaker 3: Him out of a moving car.

589
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Speaker 2: He did pull over at you go get your own

590
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Speaker 2: way home?

591
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but ten okay, like ten ks a lot like

592
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Speaker 1: surely there was a moment there where drive down the road,

593
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Speaker 1: stop for a bit, go back and then pick the

594
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Speaker 1: kid up.

595
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Speaker 9: Right.

596
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it was about ten to fifteen minutes and

597
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 8: they drove up around. But what to make it even better, Well,

598
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Speaker 8: he was about twelve years old and he was always

599
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Speaker 8: very stubborn and he still is and I can still

600
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Speaker 8: see it happening. But my other uncle, for my mum's

601
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 8: other brother, he was absolutely losing it.

602
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Speaker 9: Money.

603
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Speaker 11: You can't do that, what are you doing?

604
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 8: Money? You can't do that. We have to go back,

605
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 8: we have to go back. And even here to this day,

606
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 8: he still holds it that he didn't make mum pull

607
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 8: around even quicker.

608
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Speaker 2: So, but it's with my stonewalls really, because he's put

609
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: the fear of gotting to two children for future behavior.

610
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

611
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 4: That's very much an old school.

612
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 2: Thing that you couldn't get away with doing that anymore.

613
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Speaker 3: Do you do you drop old buddies too young?

614
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: But are you going to be the sort of parent

615
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: that drops like threats when you know you're bluffing? Though?

616
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: No, because I follow there's like, you know this hippie

617
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Speaker 2: parenting things.

618
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Speaker 4: Oh, don't make empty threats and oh really, you know

619
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Speaker 4: you could a lot of kids. You've got to be

620
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 4: straight up with them.

621
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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't say anything you're not willing to follow through,

622
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 2: because then they just you know, they don't believe you

623
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Speaker 2: and trust you.

624
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be I'm going to be four threats,

625
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: bottomless threats constantly. Let's got a faller here on thirty

626
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Speaker 1: one or sixty five, Paula, this was your mum who

627
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: got to the brink?

628
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Speaker 11: Oh yes, oh hi guys. Basically my mom because we

629
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 11: were three of us two or two years a park,

630
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 11: very young, you know, like two four and six, and

631
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 11: then if we just just she lost it. She'd be

632
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 11: like singing in opera.

633
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 14: She'd be like, oh like she'd just.

634
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Speaker 11: Go like really high, I really be like we just

635
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 11: like totally other run out of the room. And she

636
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 11: did it all the way through even to our teens,

637
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 11: and then we were like shut up, just shut up. Like,

638
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 11: we'll do whatever you want.

639
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 4: You know, that's weird, and I love it.

640
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: I've heard of some parents actually that this maybe weird

641
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: and maybe it's not what he's supposed to do. But

642
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: when the baby's crying, they cry back at the baby.

643
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: I love doing that, really, I love it.

644
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Speaker 3: Does it work?

645
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, He'll be like eh, and I'll be like eh,

646
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 2: and I match his pitch and for some reason, like

647
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: he loves it because he feels like we're communicating right

648
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 2: because they sound. My husband hates it because now he's

649
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 2: got two people screaming at him in the same pitch.

650
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 3: So you know it will and Woody Will is a way.

651
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: So Ash London is in here with me and Ash,

652
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about the Royal Bee.

653
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Speaker 2: I want to just say shout outs to Captain poo

654
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 2: Pants for thinking of that little music or grab to play.

655
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 4: That was very appropriate bit of black Eyed peas.

656
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, the royal best. Now I didn't even even

657
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 3: know there were royal.

658
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: Bees, neither did I, but I mean these must be

659
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: the best bees in the bees. Do you think you

660
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: apply to become a royal bee?

661
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: Out of course you do.

662
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: You need to do a.

663
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: Resume with a cover letter, and you didn't like, what

664
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Speaker 2: are those things? Haven't done one in a while where

665
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Speaker 2: people refereefere vouch for that.

666
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: Bee, call your previous hive exactly.

667
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 2: Maybe a good one, get Jerry Seinfeld. They work together

668
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Speaker 2: on bee Baby. Jess calls Lizzie, Yeah, vouch for him.

669
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Speaker 3: George, that was unbelievably quick.

670
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Speaker 2: How long as I've been sitting on that one, I

671
00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: was waiting for an appropriate moment to play it. You,

672
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Speaker 2: that's your best bit of panel in these extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Anyway royal bees.

674
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Speaker 1: So outside of these bees being the best in the bees,

675
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: when there you are.

676
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 3: These bees they had to be informed of.

677
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, the Queen Diyan is obviously incredibly tragic and sad,

678
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: et cetera.

679
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: But this is hilarious that John Chappell, who's the official

680
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: Palace beekeeper, was informed.

681
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: By people who work at bucking and Belt whatever that like, Mate,

682
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: you've got you've got to go down there and tell

683
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: the bees.

684
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 2: I wonder if the Queen left that in like you know,

685
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: her own wishes, But if she said I would like

686
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: the bees to be informed please, she must have.

687
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: Been right because this wasn't a joke. So he obviously

688
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: gets this so it's an email he receives, assumes it's

689
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: a joke. But then he walks down there and apparently

690
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: there's this concern that if the bees found out the

691
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: queen died and they were and informed, they would start

692
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: refusing to make honey.

693
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so weird.

694
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 3: Someone believes that so weird.

695
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: So was there a specific language that had to be

696
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: used by the bee keeper to let them know?

697
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 3: I don't.

698
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't believe so ash, But John Chapel heads down

699
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: there and apparently has to open up every single little

700
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: hatch within the hives and just go.

701
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, how I am queen. The Queen's tied gone, and.

702
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: Then obviously, you know, obviously bulk emotion from the bees,

703
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: and then it'll go off to the next hatch and

704
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: inform the other bees.

705
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: She's one of those weird and wonderful things that makes

706
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: this world so great.

707
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, keeps going around, keeps the world going around.

708
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're asking you, guys on thirteen one oh sixty five,

709
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: do you treat an animal in your life like a human,

710
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: because that's how these Royal bees are treated.

711
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 3: We got Monique here, Manique Nique dog like a human.

712
00:30:59,080 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 15: I do.

713
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 7: I have a little spoodle. She's two years old. Her

714
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 7: name is miss Evelyn Rose, and she gets she gets

715
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 7: a seat at the dinner table with us every night

716
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 7: to eat her dinner.

717
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: So then it's her food and on the table, so

718
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: are we talking table?

719
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 7: On the table, she has a little bowl, it's a

720
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 7: little Bradstole plate. And we put a spoon for our

721
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 7: food into her food. And if we're eating ribs, we'll

722
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 7: hold them in our hands and she muzzle on them.

723
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 7: I do I have a fiance?

724
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: And is this person on board with the treatment or

725
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: is it just you kind of forcing this treatment?

726
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 7: No, it's both of us. Let me treat her like

727
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 7: a princess.

728
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Monik, if your fiance

729
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: happened to be against this behavior, would you choose the

730
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: dog or the fiance?

731
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 7: My dog?

732
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: She did not even skip a bead thoughts.

733
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 10: I love my dog.

734
00:31:59,320 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 7: Yah.

735
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 3: We can tell money, We can tell.

736
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: Right's John, John?

737
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Your your animals tread like a human?

738
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 9: Yes? Massively. Me and my wife both treat my animal

739
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 9: like a human. There's actually a couple of things. We

740
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 9: bought her six hundred dollars prem so she can come

741
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 9: shopping and holiday with that. We've got a bed for

742
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 9: her that's personally personalized with her name, that's right next

743
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 9: to us, But she decides to sleep under the blankets

744
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 9: between me and my wife is dead. We've got bowls

745
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 9: with her name on her. But yeah, yeah, very much

746
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 9: like a human.

747
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 2: What kind of dog do you have?

748
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 9: Johnny's miniature toy poodle cross beach on trees.

749
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: That's an able dog.

750
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to cast this versions or

751
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: make assumption, but a lot of men wouldn't they kind

752
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 2: of you know, like big dogs, right, it's kind of

753
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: the thing.

754
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 3: What are you saying about, john I'm.

755
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: Just saying, that's a little that's a little dog, like

756
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: did you always love little dogs? Like? Did you love

757
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: the dog that much before you met the little dog?

758
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: And then you realized I was fun having a little dog?

759
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: Like took me through the process I.

760
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 9: Used to reach saping myself. This dog was actually my

761
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 9: wife before we actually met. I used to think it

762
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 9: was crazy how she treated her, and then she kind

763
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 9: of brainwats me to treating the dog the exact same way.

764
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, gotcha, Johnny uniformed us before that.

765
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: The dog sometimes slips into the blankets between you and

766
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: your beautiful wife. Now just tell me if this is

767
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: too personal, mate, but obviously you're in bed together.

768
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: If I'm sorry, but I've got to ask the question.

769
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: If the dog's also in there, can things still get

770
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: a little bit physical between you and your wife?

771
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 9: Yeah? The dog that turns up on top of our head.

772
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 3: This is the Will and Woody podcast. Ash you had

773
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 3: a baby.

774
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: He's one in a couple of weeks ago. I mean,

775
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I'm tired. Like I said,

776
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: I'm a mum. In a couple of weeks he turned one,

777
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: and my husband only recently returned to work. So we

778
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: were in this kind of really lovely, really lucky situation

779
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: where we decided, we're going to have this baby, let's

780
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: both take some time off and kind of do it together.

781
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: So perhaps I was kind of lulled into a false

782
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: sense of security around raising his bubber. But the time came,

783
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: you know, bills need to be paid. Someone had to

784
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: go back to work eventually, and to his credit, we

785
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 2: kind of had the agreement, whoever gets a job that

786
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 2: they really want to do first was a race can

787
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: go back, not a race. I'm not like he won,

788
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: but yeah, like he got a job that really interested

789
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: in him.

790
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: I should mentioned, by the way, he's our bus, so

791
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: he to mention he's bus and actually historically he won's

792
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: fired Will and I from a different station, so we're.

793
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: On you know, well no, no preferent Well you guys

794
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 2: are friends and you love each other, right of So

795
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: he's a wonderful dad.

796
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 4: So we kind of we moved into.

797
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: State and his back at work every day, and it

798
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 2: has been you know, these situations life and there's things

799
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: that happened to you where it's almost like a mirror

800
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: is put in front of you and it forces you

801
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: to kind of really look at your own you know, judgments, thoughts,

802
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: yourself really and motherhood is like that in general. But

803
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: him going back to work and me being home alone

804
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 2: with buddy all day has been pretty crazy because I think,

805
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: and I know a lot of people listening will totally

806
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: understand this because before I had kids, you know, when

807
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 2: I was working and a lot of my kind of

808
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: pride and my self worth came from my job. And

809
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 2: if to think about, you know, like women at home

810
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: with babies and you think, oh, either you know that's

811
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 2: easy or you know, oh they obviously didn't have jobs

812
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 2: that they loved, or they didn't have careers that they loved.

813
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 2: But now when I'm in the think of it, I'm

814
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 2: realizing kind of two things. And this is the crazy

815
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 2: dichotomy of being a state and no mum or a

816
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 2: full time mone is that on one hand, I love

817
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 2: this kid so much, and this is so important, right.

818
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 3: You literally look at photos of him.

819
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: I'd say almost in every song and almost crying.

820
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 4: I love him so much. You love this baby so much,

821
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 4: and what an honor to be his mark of course.

822
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: But on the other hand, this is so hard and

823
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: so monotonous, and also it's really lonely because you're home

824
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 2: alone and you're doing your best, and it's not like

825
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 2: people are watching you, right, being like good job, Ash.

826
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: You could have put YouTube on for an hour, but

827
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 2: instead you've been playing blocks.

828
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: You're on your own, right, Whereas in a job you

829
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: get almost constant validation.

830
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 3: Right, You're like, I did that. Whatever your job is.

831
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: Whether you make burgers, I made this burger and I

832
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: have then made money for doing that service.

833
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: It can be really thankless. And you know, my partner

834
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 2: gets home from a huge day of work, is exhausted

835
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: and he's a wonderful partner, but he's not going to

836
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 2: see the day that I've had and it is really

837
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: kind of tough. And I found that the mantra that

838
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 2: I've found is really helping. And if people out there

839
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: kind of have this motive of self doubt as a

840
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: mum going, we'll ever get my life back? You know,

841
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: I tell myself this is important. So like when I

842
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: am changing the tenth nappy for the day, or I'm

843
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: holding him and he's not going to sleep, and I

844
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: know that, you know, all my old work colleagues are

845
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: probably at cool parties and all my friends are at

846
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: their jobs, and I'm sitting there in the dark and

847
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 2: now irene trying to get this bubba asleep. I just

848
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 2: tell myself this is important, and it is important, and

849
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 2: it's not forever. So I just want to say that

850
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: to any moms or dads listening who are doing this

851
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: full time. I see you, and I hear you, and

852
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: I know it's really thankless and it's really tough, and

853
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: you don't need me to tell you that's the greatest

854
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: thing you'll ever do. But it's okay to have those

855
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: moments where you just think, you know, I don't. I

856
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: don't want to do this today, and I'm just my

857
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: old life. Doesn't mean you're a bad parent. It means

858
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 2: you're human and more power to all of you. So

859
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: I want to say about that.

860
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well said, do you now that you've had so

861
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 3: how long? So how long have you been full time mum?

862
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 7: Now?

863
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: I guess like probably six weeks or so.

864
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: Is there any part of you that goes honor I

865
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: prefer doing this or there's still this is that fire

866
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: in you that's going now I'm doing this now to support.

867
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 4: But every minute it's different.

868
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 2: Woods one minute, I given moments where I look at

869
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: him and go, I could do this forever. I could

870
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 2: just not just I could take care of you and

871
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: you know, like we laugh together. I put him on

872
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: the swing and he giggles. Or today he went upstairs

873
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: for the first time and I was looking at him

874
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: and I just thought, well, you know, he's watched me

875
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 2: do that, and he's done. What a privilege to see

876
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 2: him do this for the first time. But then five

877
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: minutes later, you know, there'll be a moment where I

878
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 2: just think I have watched this, you know, like Wiggles

879
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: video for the hundredth time, or your freaking omelet child.

880
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 2: Is this gonna happen every day? So it's this beautiful

881
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 2: kind of balance of the best thing you'll ever do

882
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: and then also the most monotonous thing you'll ever do.

883
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: And I guess that's kind of what makes it magical, right,

884
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: It makes the good parts even better when you have

885
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 2: those moments where you just think this is really bloody hard.

886
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 3: Of course, do you still find the parts funny every time?

887
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: Because they're like may grown up human farts?

888
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: This bummy is so small, Yes, coming to have a

889
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: fart off with your baker and mind baby pops out.

890
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 3: She will be the queen of the farts? Will you?

891
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 3: What will is a way?

892
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: So Ash London is in here with me and Ash,

893
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Speaker 1: Let's give away some cat. Don't stop the pup with

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Speaker 1: popping microwave popcorn. Find it in the chip style of

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Speaker 1: all major retailers.

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Speaker 3: Don't stop the park all right, super super simple.

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Speaker 1: We chuck some pop and microwave popcorn in the microwave

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Speaker 1: here in the studio, and then monetary figures are red

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Speaker 1: out while the.

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Speaker 3: Popcorn is cooking.

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Speaker 4: Love this.

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Speaker 3: If the microwave dings, you win nothing.

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Speaker 1: But if you say stop before the microwave dings, then

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Speaker 1: you win the monetary figure that was last read out.

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Speaker 3: Does that make sense to you? Ash?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely? Ash?

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Speaker 2: If you win some cash, how much do you want

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Speaker 2: to win and what do you want to spend it on?

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Speaker 12: Well, we're gonna, you know, to Luke Comb's concert next year,

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Speaker 12: so I'd love to put it towards that.

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Speaker 2: You and every other Australian to everyone is texting me

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Speaker 2: about this concert. I don't know that two of them

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Speaker 2: have already sold out, They've got two more.

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Speaker 3: Who the hell is Luke Combs?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 12: He is a country and he's an American country artist,

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Speaker 12: and he is fantastic.

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Speaker 2: He's going to sell like two three hundred thousand tickets.

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Speaker 2: Really yea, he's selling out stadium.

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Speaker 3: Is he like Keith Urban status in the country world?

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Speaker 4: I'd say bigger?

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Speaker 7: Probably not quite there, but I reckon he will get

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Speaker 7: there one day.

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Speaker 9: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let's see if we can get you some

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Speaker 1: Luke Combs tickets.

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Speaker 3: You know the rules. Let's kick off the microwave.

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Speaker 2: One hundred and thirty.

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Speaker 10: One dollars, one hundred and ninety six dollars, three hundred

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Speaker 10: and five dollars five hundred and twelve dollars one two

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Speaker 10: hundred and ninety eight dollars got.

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Speaker 15: Oh god, wow, I'm gonna be honest pretty early no way, Yeah,

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Speaker 15: like people have been winning on average over two grand Ashley,

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Speaker 15: I reckon you've gone early, and apologies to rub salt.

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Speaker 3: In the wind.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you've got your Luke Combs tickets,

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Speaker 1: which is good.

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Speaker 4: Vi ip. You can get front row tickets to that

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Speaker 4: much money happens.

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Speaker 3: They have a great time with comzy.

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Speaker 1: But I am going to play for you now just

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Speaker 1: how high the money was going to get?

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Speaker 10: Oh dang, one thousand, four hundred and five dollars, one thousand,

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Speaker 10: six hundred and seventy eight dollars, one nine hundred and

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Speaker 10: ten dollars one thousand, nine hundred and seventy nine dollars.

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Speaker 3: Oh nail, wow, you actually did really well. That's stop back.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy Luke Combs next year, and don't stop the pop

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