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Speaker 1: Powered by the iHeartRadio Apple from ninety six AIRVM to

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Speaker 1: whereever you're listening today.

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Speaker 2: This is Clearzy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 3: Coming up on the podcast today, Donna Hay joins us

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Speaker 3: about her Christmas show on Disney.

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Speaker 4: Talked about signs around the office or the workplace they

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Speaker 4: don't always.

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Speaker 3: Work, and Rob Beck at ahead of his shows at

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Speaker 3: the ASTA. All Right, a four part series premieres today

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Speaker 3: on Disney Plus in which renowned foods stylist and cookbook

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Speaker 3: author Don Hay is going to guide us on how

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Speaker 3: to perfect the elements required for a magical celebration this Christmas,

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Speaker 3: and Donna's joining us right now.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Donna, Hi, I love this.

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Speaker 3: It's four episodes and it's kind of like a four

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Speaker 3: course meal, am I right?

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Speaker 6: It is with all the trings, all the bits and

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Speaker 6: pieces and the decorations to boot.

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Speaker 5: M Is Christmas your favorite time of the year to

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Speaker 5: feed people? Donna?

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Speaker 6: Oh, Look, I am self confessed quite good at feeding

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Speaker 6: people and the year, but I just think Christmas and

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Speaker 6: that whole season of Christmas entertaining is one of my fates.

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Speaker 6: So but it can be quite stressful for lots of people.

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Speaker 6: So I thought I'd dive in and you know, show

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Speaker 6: you a couple of tips and tricks and make it

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Speaker 6: a little less stressful.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Food is a big part about Christmas, of course, Well

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Speaker 4: for starters. What about episode one, you're talking starters.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, starters. Well, I think starters are tricky, you know,

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Speaker 6: can get really detailed and before you know it, it's

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Speaker 6: two o'clock in the afternoon and there's no mains insight.

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Speaker 6: I've kind of done really really simple things, warm olives

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Speaker 6: and you know, things that you can get on the

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Speaker 6: table without much fuss, because there is a lot to

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Speaker 5: So it's the start.

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Speaker 3: In episode two, we're talking ham and we're talking turkey.

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Speaker 5: Do you have to have them both?

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Speaker 6: No, and I think you can split it. I did

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Speaker 6: both because I know that some you know, some people

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Speaker 6: are definitely camp have to have glazed ham. Other people

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Speaker 6: are turkey. So I thought I should show boats because

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Speaker 6: the turkey is dry brined, which make sure that it

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Speaker 6: stays really juicy. Because it is such a beast of

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Speaker 6: a thing to cook. If I can say, yeah, let

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Speaker 6: me cook it once a year turkey, and then my

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Speaker 6: double glazed hand is the trick that you kind of

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Speaker 6: flip it so you don't have to open the oven

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Speaker 6: door like fifty times trying to get it glazed and

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Speaker 6: all the glaze stuck on the ham.

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Speaker 5: And also it's probably thirty nine degrees.

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Speaker 6: Christmas door of the oven.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, dope you do.

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Speaker 3: I must admit I'm more of a turkey person, but

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Speaker 3: I'm not really a ham person. But Christmas Day is

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Speaker 3: it's different. So Christmas does bring that out. And desserts

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Speaker 6: Indeed, I've kind of thrown out to bits that I

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Speaker 6: No no, no, tanned cherries no, no, jam Rolett just

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Speaker 4: There was it at a function yesterday? And for dessert

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Speaker 6: I think you know you can't just a mango and cherries?

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Speaker 3: Cherries another thing that really only happens that once a

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Speaker 3: Idea of making sweet treats at Christmas, especially like for gifts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I've tried to make them really simple, because

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Speaker 9: Of people all that.

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Speaker 6: You know, you look at the throat and you're like,

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Speaker 6: need to give a little nice homemade you know, little

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Speaker 4: Yeah yea, and Donna, we know that everything's going up

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Speaker 4: in price, you walk through the market, a fewer specials

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Speaker 4: and the rest of it. Christmas can still be done,

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Speaker 4: have a bit of class about it.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, And I've also got some cute little decorating ideas

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Speaker 6: so you don't have to go on by a plastic

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Speaker 6: you make beautiful paper stars with recycled bags and things

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Speaker 3: Well, it's available to stream on Disney Plus now, Donna,

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Speaker 3: it's not Christmas without you.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for chatting.

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Speaker 6: Oh thanks guys.

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Speaker 7: See Donna, Hey, we'll bring the game.

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Speaker 5: That is absolutely worth checking out, So.

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Speaker 7: That one's on so Disney Plus, Like, yeah, picks off today.

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Speaker 2: I love it more Lisa, More podcasts soon, ninety six.

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Speaker 7: Watch your watch, your watching.

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Speaker 3: Time of what you're watching, in lieu of the fact

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Speaker 3: that ben Ochete please get better soon. Ben I don't

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, neither of.

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Speaker 3: It's on Netflix. It's called Luckiest Girl Alive. And it's

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Speaker 3: got Me Lacunis in it, and fin wit Rock and

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Speaker 7: She looks like she looked like shoes and flash dancers.

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Speaker 7: And that's always a sign.

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Speaker 3: If I've bought a pair of shoes while I'm watching

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Speaker 3: I know it was disappointing, so we won't sort of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll give you the inside word on Inside Man.

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Speaker 4: So we started watching this two days ago. We binged

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Speaker 7: Four episodes.

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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, these two. Amen.

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Speaker 4: David Tennant plays the vicar who's got a USB stick,

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Speaker 4: magnificent in this. So I just I love this show.

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Speaker 7: That is what you're watching.

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Speaker 5: Producer Susie, who was a very clean young lady.

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Speaker 7: Keep it tidy.

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Speaker 3: She keeps it very tidy both at home and at work.

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Speaker 3: She is particularly sick to death of the stuff just

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Speaker 5: Action because you're an adult, because I'm an adult.

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Speaker 3: So a note has gone up, yes, I don't know

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Speaker 3: where from, and it says, please put your dirty stuff,

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Speaker 5: It's not a kitchen.

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Speaker 3: This is just a sink and a kettle and a

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Speaker 5: You can't miss it.

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Speaker 3: And yet still the teaspoon just ends up dropped where

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Speaker 4: Ye, the said sign had to be done in fluoropen

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Speaker 5: Solid bold font and then laminated, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, as tidy person said, you know, like this is

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Speaker 3: I think we need to actually list the names underneath

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Speaker 3: I'm sure what's happening in your office? What signs are

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Speaker 7: Wash your hands?

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Speaker 5: How to wash your hands?

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Speaker 3: Do you know how many times I gave that sign

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Speaker 7: But it was a clean finger. That's all lematic.

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Speaker 3: So maybe there's safety signs that people have ignored or

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Speaker 4: Actually the COVID one that was most disturbing with the

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Speaker 4: one was it you had to sing American Pie twice?

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Speaker 4: Was it about your friend place?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Anyway, American pie.

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Speaker 8: Just hit me.

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Speaker 7: And stay away.

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Speaker 5: Think it was hurricade.

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Speaker 7: I think it was Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I think you should have changed that.

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Speaker 3: You should have crossed out.

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Speaker 7: Actually they written americ American Pie.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, another joke for another period, Holly in Marangaroo, what's yours?

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Speaker 9: We have a sponge etiquette silent.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's explained to everyone that after you've used the

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Speaker 6: and hang the sponge up.

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Speaker 10: So that it doesn't get smelly.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, it needs to dry out a bit.

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Speaker 3: But a lot of people using one sponge does conjure

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Speaker 11: Especially when you've got a lot of array of lunch cuisines.

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Speaker 8: Yes, get a mixed.

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Speaker 7: Of all somewhat.

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Speaker 4: Chicken left over from the week before.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, don't milk from the coffee.

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Speaker 7: It's about the leftovers in the fridge. Holly. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: that's a big one.

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Speaker 11: At Christmas, we get to sign up that says if

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Speaker 11: it's not taken out by this date, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Says that for every Friday, but it doesn't seem to

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Speaker 5: Your just a little clean out myself sometimes in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If we did that and clean out at Christmas time,

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Speaker 4: there stuff that been in there eleven months.

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Speaker 3: I think so thanks sponge etiquette rules.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you need the sponge. Definitely, it's yes, sponge. He

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Speaker 5: Getting I'm getting of it right. Hello, are they being

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Speaker 5: here tour? Are they being ignored or what's going on?

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Speaker 11: Totally ignored on the road. We're doing an excavation this day,

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Speaker 11: got bunting up, signed everything. We've even got like a

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Speaker 10: You can't miss us.

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Speaker 11: Yes, and this guy's on his phone, head down.

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Speaker 10: Totally absorbed in like texting or whatever he was doing.

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Speaker 11: And he walked over the bunting and proceeded into the

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Speaker 10: Kind of lucky he didn't hurt himself.

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Speaker 7: We're all yelling.

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Speaker 4: He didn't hear it yelling.

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Speaker 10: He doesn't hear the sign nothing, nothing world. He was

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Speaker 10: he definitely was, just thoughtunate that he didn't hurt himself.

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Speaker 4: But taking the signs up that you couldn't he would

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Speaker 4: be able to sue you because no lawyer would take you.

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Speaker 5: Should not sue people because you're an idiot. It's like

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Speaker 5: you just have to wear it.

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Speaker 7: In America.

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Speaker 5: Would happen though people on their phones, Julie.

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Speaker 3: I had someone crossing the road and in the city

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Speaker 3: sort of out in front of them, and she's on

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Speaker 5: People are crazy.

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Speaker 7: It was a battering ram.

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Speaker 10: Thank you give her the right away. Obviously she just had.

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Speaker 5: No idea it was red because she was on her phone.

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Speaker 7: Thanks Julie. Wonderful and the fact that Julie was with

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Speaker 7: her we mates. I probably had a good life because

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Speaker 7: a person didn't hurt.

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Speaker 5: That's what happens.

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Speaker 7: To do that to yourself, people obsessed with.

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Speaker 5: You, give up your right when you've made an idiot

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Speaker 5: self because you.

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Speaker 7: Were on the phone walking through the bunting.

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Speaker 5: Stop using your pram as a battering sort of a

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Speaker 5: barrier between you and the car.

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Speaker 7: Try and protect yourself with your child.

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Speaker 3: Liz in Applecross, good morning, good morning, you got a

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Speaker 11: Yes, it was many years ago, okay, a company that

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Speaker 11: probably felt you needed to hold your hands when you

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Speaker 11: crossed the road. It was a sign on the kitchen

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Speaker 11: on Apple which said careful, knives can be sharp.

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Speaker 7: Oh, no, kids, knives can be sharp.

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Speaker 3: That's like the ones on the back of the pat

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Speaker 3: says Mike. Contain nuts mart.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's very knives can be shot.

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Speaker 7: Very Thanks for the.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Liz. Knives can be sharp.

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Speaker 3: I guess some people have to be told, oh, bless you,

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Speaker 3: thank you.

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Speaker 5: In this many Hello, Hello, how are you good? What's

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Speaker 5: in your office?

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Speaker 10: Well, it's it's not actually fortunately in our floor, but

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Speaker 10: it's in the.

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Speaker 8: Building on a different level.

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Speaker 10: It's in the lady's toilets on the back of the door.

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Speaker 8: It's a toilet fairy that explains that.

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Speaker 10: You should be keeping the toilet tidy by keeping them flushing. Obviously,

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Speaker 10: apparently that needs to be said. And also, if you sprinkle,

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Speaker 10: you need to white.

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Speaker 3: Kings that I think most of us were taught by

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Speaker 3: our mother.

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Speaker 9: I know.

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Speaker 10: I think they're talking about if you sprinkle.

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Speaker 3: On the on the seat, yes, way, yeah, but you

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Speaker 3: know it's it's not even passive aggressive?

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Speaker 9: Really is it?

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Speaker 7: It's quite just.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 6: I suppose it's got the fairy with it, so it

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Speaker 6: might stoppen the blow.

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Speaker 7: It's very cute, is it? The toilet fairy?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 9: Ray you.

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Speaker 5: Some of them do state the obvious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, can you I memage? One of those are the urinals?

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Speaker 4: If a blokes are going to care about that, that's

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Speaker 4: not going to happen.

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Speaker 3: I just just think I'll never understand the urinal. What's

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Speaker 3: going on there and what that does? How can that

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Speaker 3: possibly be hygienetic?

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Speaker 9: You are?

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Speaker 5: And what are those little yellow things?

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Speaker 7: He do?

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Speaker 4: What we're going on news? You come with me and

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Speaker 4: I'll show you. I'll explain everything.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you've got toilets and they just use the toilet.

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Speaker 7: Would you hold my beer?

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Speaker 2: Clearsy Lisa and Reel Music on ninety six AIRM.

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Speaker 3: Talking about office signs and where people pay any attention

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Speaker 3: to them.

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Speaker 5: Petra in Helena Valley, good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning.

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Speaker 5: What sne have you got for us?

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Speaker 10: Okay? I worked for a reasonably large company and every

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Speaker 10: now and then we have to go in and do

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Speaker 10: dragon alcohol tests.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, sure, and this.

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Speaker 10: Specific toilets for them, so we're not gone to the

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Speaker 10: toilet because I was busting to relax, so to speak. Sure,

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Speaker 10: I get in there and I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 10: doing this ginormous great big cow paddy and all this.

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Speaker 10: All of a sudden, I'm reading on the door, please

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Speaker 10: do not use this toilet to do your poops in,

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Speaker 10: because people have to do drug and alcohol testing.

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Speaker 7: In this Yeah, too late.

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Speaker 10: What am I going to do?

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Speaker 7: Well, you've already released.

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Speaker 5: Thea You've only got a couple of options.

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Speaker 10: Well, yeah, it was like I couldn't put it back

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Speaker 10: in or.

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Speaker 7: Anything like that.

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Speaker 3: You didn't really want to transfer to the next cubicle

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Speaker 3: or something, or a doggie bag.

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Speaker 4: Then you need a ladle to get it out.

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Speaker 3: I reckon, just flush it, say nothing, Yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: nothing about any of it.

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Speaker 8: Rush.

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Speaker 10: The problem was no spray.

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Speaker 4: I just hope that they don't do forensics, don't do

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Speaker 4: any testing on it.

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Speaker 5: No sample, Yes, having their breakfast, right, thank you, Petrol.

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Speaker 5: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 7: That's very funny. But it was way too late.

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Speaker 5: Does it just deny, deny to die in those cases.

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Speaker 7: Just walk out and flash four times a little bit.

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Speaker 5: It's gone down a road.

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Speaker 3: But offer signs in general around the kitchen toilet if

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Speaker 3: you will. And do people adhere to them or do

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Speaker 3: they just ignore them? Lewin Rockingham, what what signs are

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Speaker 3: in your workplace and do they get ignored?

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Speaker 9: Well? What happened some years ago. I worked at a

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Speaker 9: dealer principal. But we had a small kitchen and all

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Speaker 9: the cups and mugs hung on hawks on the wall,

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Speaker 9: and salesmen don't have a lunch hour. They grab it

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Speaker 9: to the kitchen, make a coffee, grab their sandwich and

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Speaker 9: get paged and they go to the showroom and spend

455
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Speaker 9: time with a client. And then the dealer prince would

456
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Speaker 9: walk in and there's a cup half finished, and he

457
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Speaker 9: would get really upset. He put signed up everywhere, and

458
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Speaker 9: then one day really cracked up and he grabbed all

459
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Speaker 9: the cups off the wall and smashed them all on

460
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Speaker 9: the ground. An hour later, half an hour later, the

461
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Speaker 9: sea of Mitsubishi Australia turned up. This Japanese gentleman would

462
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Speaker 9: like a cup of tea. We had no facility to

463
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Speaker 9: do so we had to race through the shopping center

464
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Speaker 9: Towson up so we could fly in that cup of tea.

465
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Speaker 9: So it's sort of backfired on him.

466
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Speaker 7: And yeah, otherwise you're using a plastic cup.

467
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Speaker 9: There was a bit.

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Speaker 2: Yes, more Lisa, More podcasts soon six.

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Speaker 3: Rob Beckett is on his way to town. You can

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Speaker 3: catch Rob at the Asta Theater November seventeen and eighteen.

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Speaker 5: Tickets to a ticket, tech and Rob.

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Speaker 3: You can't wait to get here because it's cold where

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Speaker 3: you are.

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Speaker 1: Rob's with us now, Rob, Yeah, it's midnight in Aberdeen, Scotland.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you have many people from Aberdeen listening.

476
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Speaker 7: Definitely lots of Scots around, not of Scots.

477
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Speaker 8: Okay, right, okay, well I'll be careful. The weather is horrific.

478
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Speaker 1: Really, it was so windy as I walked off the

479
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Speaker 1: plane and only went back into the plane, that's how

480
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Speaker 1: windy it was.

481
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Speaker 8: Can get out, the wind pushed it back in.

482
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Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm quite excited to get to perfect

483
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Speaker 1: experience that.

484
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Speaker 8: As your radio voice says, weather really aggressive weather guy. Yeah,

485
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Speaker 8: serious about what he is serious about weather.

486
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Speaker 5: He's firm about sport too.

487
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.

488
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Speaker 8: I feel sorry for his wife.

489
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Speaker 2: Dog.

490
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you want to watch him to tell you.

491
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Speaker 8: Calm down, mate.

492
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Speaker 7: You know what we could get you the intro your show.

493
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Speaker 5: You are going to love the weather.

494
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Speaker 3: The weather, You're gonna love it. It's going to be

495
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Speaker 3: beautiful according to the long term forecast. Now the show

496
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Speaker 3: is called Wallop. I'm taking it and packs of punch,

497
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Speaker 3: does it?

498
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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's very much. That's what he says on the tin. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 8: no I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to hit anyone, but yeah, I'll turn

501
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Speaker 1: up while I do this show. We all leave happy,

502
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: we all laugh. There's no big sort of theme or

503
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Speaker 1: narrative in the show. I talked to the crowd. I'll

504
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: be as funny as I possibly can, and then we

505
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: all go happy, go home happy.

506
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Speaker 8: That's it. That's the long term forecast for the show.

507
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Speaker 5: I love that. As funny as I possibly can, that's yeah.

508
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Speaker 1: I'll do whatever necessary to be as funny as I

509
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Speaker 1: possibly can in that ninety minutes. It's me for forty

510
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Speaker 1: five minutes, twenty minute break for a beer, forty five minutes.

511
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Speaker 7: Of me again.

512
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say fairer. And that that's a good

513
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Speaker 1: bang for your buck.

514
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Speaker 4: And it with the blog at the start, going comedy.

515
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll get him just to go laugh now.

516
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Speaker 7: Actually better than a sign.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, helpful.

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Speaker 7: Robbie.

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Speaker 4: You've got a lot of parenting humor in your in

520
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Speaker 4: your show, because I know you've done that, especially during

521
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Speaker 4: COVID with the with the podcast.

522
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'll do the parent and Hell podcast.

523
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Speaker 1: But you know what, I never wanted to be a

524
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Speaker 1: comedian that just banged on about his kids all the time,

525
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Speaker 1: and that's exactly what I've become. However, that's the local

526
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: live in my podcast I do with Josh so actually

527
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: on stage, it frees me up to talk about other

528
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: stuff because reality is, most parents aren't going to comedy

529
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Speaker 1: because I can't afford it, because they've got a kid now,

530
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Speaker 1: or they're too tired. So the last thing you want

531
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Speaker 1: is to be doing jokes about kids to a load

532
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Speaker 1: of young, happy people.

533
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

534
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Speaker 1: So I leave the stuff about my kids to the podcast,

535
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Speaker 1: and then I talk a lot about class and talk

536
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: a lot about my parents and my family and my

537
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Speaker 1: upbringing in the show, slag on my family off basically.

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Speaker 8: And do you know what's good though, is because when

539
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Speaker 8: I do it.

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Speaker 1: In England normally there's a couple of grasses in that

541
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Speaker 1: live nearby my mother in law and all my family.

542
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Speaker 8: But now I'm in Australia, I can really let loose.

543
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, one's doing a couple of grasses.

544
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Speaker 1: Well apparently you said this about me and go yeah,

545
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Speaker 1: but your grandkids have got a nice life, so back off.

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Speaker 3: Feel free to talk about parenting today because we want

547
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 3: to ask you what is one one piece of advice

548
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 3: that you would give to about to be parents that

549
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 3: people don't usually offer up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the birth will be awful. It won't be the

551
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Speaker 1: best day of life, probably one of the worst. Every

552
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: day is very difficult and hard work. And I wouldn't

553
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Speaker 1: bother booking a holiday until your youngest is four years

554
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Speaker 1: of age, so you're looking at four years of out

555
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Speaker 1: a holiday.

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Speaker 8: If you have two or three, it could be up

557
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Speaker 8: to eight or nine years. But ultimately you won't have

558
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Speaker 8: any fun if you.

559
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Speaker 1: Go over a child under the age of four on holiday,

560
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Speaker 1: and you could disagree and then you could apologize later

561
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Speaker 1: on the way back from your holiday.

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Speaker 7: Yes, absolutely, you're.

563
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Speaker 1: Better off the holiday, swerve the holiday and then save

564
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Speaker 1: up and have a really good one. Also, you don't

565
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Speaker 1: need to go on all a day in Australia, where

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Speaker 1: it's nice or not.

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Speaker 8: Every day is a holiday.

568
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Speaker 4: Every day, neighbors, Do you often get mistaken for a

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Speaker 4: ringleader in protest?

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Speaker 7: Does that happened to you recently?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yes, in London we've got a thing going on called

573
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Speaker 1: just Stop Oil, which is loads of people that keep

574
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: just blocking the roads and spraying stuff orange.

575
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Speaker 8: And I don't even understand why. Really, I don't know

576
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Speaker 8: what oil there.

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Speaker 1: Against, if it's cooking or crude or I don't know

578
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Speaker 1: what which oil they've got a problem with.

579
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Speaker 8: But I got caught up in it.

580
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Speaker 1: Basically I was late for work, so I jumped out

581
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Speaker 1: of my cab because they'd stop traffic.

582
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Speaker 8: I walked through this crowd of people.

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Speaker 1: But then all the because I don't know if you know,

584
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Speaker 1: I do a bit of telly in England, a few

585
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: people were filming and they took photos of me because

586
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: I thought I was leading the.

587
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Speaker 8: March against the oil, but I was, I wasn't. I

588
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Speaker 8: just got caught up in it. But I'm not.

589
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Speaker 1: I'm not a political comic and I'm not looking looking

590
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Speaker 1: to do any politics.

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Speaker 8: When I'm over. Okay, So that's what I said.

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Speaker 1: On the visa anyway, you talk about have you seen

593
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Speaker 1: that on the visa? I'd visa yeah, to come to

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Speaker 1: Australia to work. And one of the questions is are

595
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Speaker 1: you a ri is just like it?

596
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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Yes, not too many?

598
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Speaker 3: The same person who admits the smoothing on the health

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Speaker 3: insurance form.

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Speaker 8: I guess yeah, I mean I'm not. But if you were,

601
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Speaker 8: you're not going to say yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well maybe just casual one or something. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And if you do, Robin, you're trying to be funny.

604
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Speaker 7: It's not funny for long, is it?

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Speaker 9: Exactly?

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Speaker 8: I could know that.

607
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 7: You want to do your gigs exactly.

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Speaker 3: You host the show eight out of ten cats, and

609
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Speaker 3: yet on your wiki page it describes you as a

610
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Speaker 3: casual dog owner.

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Speaker 5: What's a casual dog owner?

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Speaker 1: Don't I don't know someone someone. I haven't got a dog. Yeah,

613
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Speaker 1: and I'm away a lot, so you could call it casual.

614
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Speaker 1: But what makes my wife's dog really my wife? My

615
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Speaker 1: thought is one of the dog.

616
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Speaker 8: Yeah, and I don't mind the dog. I like having

617
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Speaker 8: the dog, but I like having a dog the same

618
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Speaker 8: way as I like having a fridge.

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Speaker 1: I'd miss it if it weren't there, But it isn't

620
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Speaker 1: my life and soul.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, but your whole being enough.

622
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Speaker 8: Yeah I'm not. I'm not. I'm a man with a dog.

623
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Speaker 8: I'm not a dog dad, you know what I mean.

624
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't believe how much comes out of them,

625
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: not what comes out the back end.

626
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Speaker 7: It's amazing. Yeah yeah, it looks really.

627
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Speaker 8: And it's only a whipp it a whip.

628
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing of them.

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Speaker 8: It's like cute with always a skinny one.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You can't see them when they turn sort of straight on.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, horible.

633
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 8: I didn't bring Hiramberdean lost him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah kilometers away.

635
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Speaker 3: Well, Rob, I guess we should let you go because

636
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Speaker 3: it's after midnight.

637
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 5: You must be tired.

638
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll be honest if Yeah, it's twenty past

639
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Speaker 1: twelve Aberdeen.

640
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Speaker 8: Yes, and no one wants to be awake at twenty

641
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Speaker 8: past twelve in Aberdeen.

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00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 5: Well are you going to be here?

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Speaker 3: November seventeen and eighteen at the Estra Theater. Everyone can

644
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Speaker 3: get their tickets through ticket check. Thank you so much

645
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: for staying up late to.

646
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Speaker 8: Please please buy tickets. It's a long way.

647
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Speaker 1: We've got an extra night and there's nothing worth than

648
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 1: the second night not selling.

649
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 7: That's really you know what six people in there are.

650
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Speaker 8: Thanks please just come all right.

651
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Speaker 4: Rob Beckett from Freezing Aberdeen, Scotland, Sure Report on ninety six.

652
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to surprise anyone that Harry

653
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Speaker 3: Styles is officially the UK's riches celebrity under thirty. The

654
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Speaker 3: twenty eight year old has topped Heat magazine's rich list

655
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Speaker 3: with an eye watering fortune of two hundred and eight

656
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 3: million dollars thanks to the huge success of his album,

657
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Speaker 3: sell out stadium tours and a couple of major Hollywood

658
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Speaker 3: movie roles.

659
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Speaker 5: As an actor is a really good.

660
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Speaker 3: He's also got Gucci endorsements in his own skincare and

661
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 3: nail varnish brand. As producer Susi said, not bad for

662
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Speaker 3: kid who went on a reality TV talent show.

663
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Speaker 7: He's making a bit more than.

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Speaker 3: Bono's released a few more snippets from his memoir, which

665
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: is out this week. One is him recalling the time

666
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Speaker 3: he woke up in the White House, Lincoln bedroom after

667
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Speaker 3: what he calls a night of drinking with Barack Obama.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't mind dropping a name. Bono claims he had an.

669
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Speaker 3: Allergy to sally silic acid, which is found in many medications.

670
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 3: And foods, and also wine. He says the President himself

671
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Speaker 3: tracked him down to the Lincoln bedroom after he had

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Speaker 3: been gone for a while and woke him up. Gwyneth

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Speaker 3: Paltrow has released her Goop Christmas Gift Guide if you're

674
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Speaker 3: keen on parting with your money for something stupid. As

675
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: we know, goop is an alternative word for overpriced weird crap.

676
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 5: Now. This year's gift guide.

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Speaker 3: Includes a Gucci colostomy bag holder that's around six hundred

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Speaker 3: and sixty dollars. And there's a crystal whip, a riding

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Speaker 3: crop with a crystal handle for intimate times that will

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Speaker 3: run you just under six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and one more thing.

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Speaker 3: This morning, Danie West fan has set up a go

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Speaker 3: Fundme page to help West regain billionaire status.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, what a time to be alive.

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Speaker 3: Mister Clare's so strange, What a time to be alive.

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Speaker 2: It's ninety six afm clzie and Lisa