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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't continue with this funk. It's got to

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Speaker 2: come out.

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Speaker 3: Once you go retractable, you will not go back.

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Speaker 4: I feel like back. Winston Night, bat Winston.

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Speaker 5: Night, The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one, O four fine three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connell show. Thursday morning, seven

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Speaker 4: minutes past six. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good morning, guys,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, pats morning. So Patsy, you're going through something

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Speaker 4: which is going to emotionally break you. You've got to

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Speaker 4: find the photo for all this graduation next week. I

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Speaker 4: feel bad we won't be here to actually talk about

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Speaker 4: it and help you, Patsy, because I'm guessing they're using

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Speaker 4: those photos where they asked really really young photo.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so they want We've got the ceremony next week

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Speaker 2: for grade six going into high school, so they want

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Speaker 2: the great What they're going to do, I think is

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Speaker 2: do like a big slide.

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Speaker 4: Show exactly what they do pass.

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Speaker 2: So I had to get out the prep photo. She's

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Speaker 2: just a baby, oh, a prep photo, and then they

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Speaker 2: put it up against the grade six photo and it

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Speaker 2: wasn't until I got it out yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Yes, when this was us right, it was already seeing

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Speaker 4: the kids and underneath is the actual child. Now she

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Speaker 4: got the photo how it started and how it is now.

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Speaker 4: And then I'm thinking I'm struggling with and this is

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Speaker 4: other kids that I don't even know is trying to

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Speaker 4: suck the cry. My wife is clutching me like we're

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Speaker 4: about to fall down the mind shoft, which emotionally we are.

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Speaker 4: And then then this comes out of nowhere. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: you don't need this as well, Oh my god, no

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 6: I just and I looked at her and you know what, memories.

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Speaker 4: I can hear it. He's like he's whispering it, Adam

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Speaker 4: Devian in your ear. Memory's bring memories.

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Speaker 2: Said this pang of guilt, and a lot of working

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Speaker 2: mums will relate to it, because what I do. You know,

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Speaker 2: this is my dream to do radio breakfast news. I've

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Speaker 2: always done it. But what that means it comes at

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Speaker 2: a huge sacrifice. Christian you would know, and Jack you're

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Speaker 2: knowing it with Gordie is that you're not home in

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Speaker 2: the mornings. I see her Monday to Friday. I do

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Speaker 2: I see your.

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Speaker 6: Like three four hours Dad.

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Speaker 2: For you and it's really hard. And that's when it

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Speaker 2: her hairstyles, and I thought, oh, I wasn't there to

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Speaker 2: do your pigtails. I wasn't there to do your plants.

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Speaker 2: Mummy wasn't there to see you.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: So that makes it tell like she's got skew iff

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Speaker 3: ponytails because.

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Speaker 2: Photos you should see on photos. We're all doing the

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Speaker 2: best we can, aren't we as working parents. And I

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Speaker 2: look at her photos and I think, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: you're that kid that's got the feral hair.

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Speaker 6: But that's what I thought of I thought. But I

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Speaker 6: hope and I know that I've been, you know, a

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Speaker 4: You're an amazing to audit.

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Speaker 6: And I just what I pray for her.

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Speaker 2: I just hope that one day, when she gets a

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Speaker 2: life partner, that they are prepared to do that sacrifice

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Speaker 2: that her and Chris have done for me so that

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Speaker 2: she can realize her dreams and be who she is.

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Speaker 2: So that that's what I took out of it. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: it'll I guarantee I will cry, Chris probably more than me,

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Speaker 2: because I can't believe the change that you know, she

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and honestly, pants, it's not you. You're just in

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Speaker 4: this sea you can feel, you know. It's like if

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Speaker 4: you go to a concert, right, you go in as

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Speaker 4: strangers and then you're all there to see the same

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Speaker 4: band and you have to share experience and you leave

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Speaker 4: as a kind of as a wonder's right, And it's

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Speaker 4: like a church kind of experience. So I guess it

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Speaker 4: it isn't just about seeing how the children age. You

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Speaker 4: start to think about your own life journey as well.

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Speaker 4: And this is all going on a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 4: And then you find that because you look at other kids,

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Speaker 4: become of that person. It's really honestly, take hankies lots,

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Speaker 4: I will you need essentral oil? So I took it.

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Speaker 4: I was pretty warned. I had an essential on a

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Speaker 6: What oil do you suggest I take.

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Speaker 4: You need Nearrodi, Patsy, all the oars in the world

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Speaker 4: are not going to stop the power of this. Come

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Speaker 4: next week. So when is it, pats.

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Speaker 2: It is Monday, and then they have another ceremony on Friday,

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Speaker 2: just to stretch it out and make me that more

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Speaker 4: Yes, youchers must be chuckling as they're putting their slides

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Speaker 4: show together. I think it's their way of getting revenge

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Speaker 4: and or the parents Summer rays coming up.

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Speaker 5: Parents Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So this whole thing where for school graduations where they

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Speaker 4: then they basically punch and punches and the hearts. They

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Speaker 4: put an old photo of your son or daughter and

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Speaker 4: they put them now and they compare them, and they're

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Speaker 4: emotional thing. Did that happen for you, Patsy?

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Speaker 6: No, it was very very lacking. In fan fait.

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Speaker 4: They just have like a courtroom for those illustrators with

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Speaker 4: it ches young. Was that just doing a fine odd

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Speaker 6: Actually we had we did.

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Speaker 2: Have like a dinner with all the parents and all

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Speaker 3: But there was no there, no ceremony, No.

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Speaker 2: We gave out awards, but they were kind of silly awards.

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Speaker 2: So like I got newsreader with the mostest award because

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Speaker 2: I was doing community radio.

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Speaker 4: Take it seriously, please nine shame jonalis women breaking stories

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Speaker 4: and taking bad purpose down matters.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so we had nothing, nothing like that like they

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Speaker 3: They did our protest one really will have They did

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Speaker 3: the same thing. They had a photo of us day

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Speaker 3: in grade six. And then as our slide came onto

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Speaker 3: the next person And what was the song Vitamin C graduations?

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Speaker 4: And could you see mum and dad at all from

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Speaker 3: I remember seeing mum and dad. I remember I had

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Speaker 3: a criticism about something. I'm going back to a dark man.

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Speaker 4: Reverse for him. Put friends or rom on, Put something

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Speaker 4: In any relationship, whether it's with housemates or your partner

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Speaker 4: at home. I think there are certain things that there

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Speaker 4: about almost it's even an argument, and like minor little

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Speaker 4: skirmishes you have with your other half, what is it

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Speaker 3: And Bianca Banker does not care for the fridge beeping

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Speaker 3: three of them happy to leave the fridge door wide open.

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Speaker 3: That thing was I heard from the other room.

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Speaker 4: It's me most insiduous out of all the alarms, I reckon.

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Speaker 4: It's worse than the seat mount wine or anything. Wherever

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Speaker 3: And I can't. I can't help but feel the fridge

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Speaker 3: He wants to be closed.

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Speaker 4: All this food is going to get ruined, he's all.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have any way way to tell us he

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Speaker 4: Yes. Put the boulder across the cave door. Anyone could

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Speaker 4: come in so this is a daily thing with my wife.

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Speaker 4: She will just leave it and then she would go

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Speaker 4: in there, I said to her, listen, try this move. Well,

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Speaker 4: here's what I do. She I said, as you take

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Speaker 4: whatever you need out, the fridge goes well, Chris, I

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Speaker 4: me hand to shut the Brice's bloody door. Chris, and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you can use I said. What I do

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Speaker 3: I've never let the fridge even get to the stage

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Speaker 4: No, that's a bad day. It's a bad day. They're

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Speaker 4: even half a beep. We all know whether it's open

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Speaker 3: The difference with my in laws, though, is I don't

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Speaker 4: Do you think you'll ever get comfortable enough?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, I won't.

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Speaker 4: No, seriously, there were my mother in laws around there

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've challenged raw I had.

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Speaker 4: I got quickly, rapidly put back into the pecking order

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Speaker 4: of under the dogs. Right. My wife glared at me

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Speaker 3: Like speaking back to the king.

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Speaker 4: You do not challenge mama. You just soak it all up.

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Speaker 4: You don't challenge mama. All right, what is your other

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Speaker 4: half deaf to?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So this is the last two shows with you guys

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Speaker 4: for the year, I know, December the first tomorrow and

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Speaker 4: Australian Radio grants everybody very long generous breaks. Christian Jack.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why he's put Patsy here in inverted comments,

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Speaker 4: like it's not a real person, says Christian Jack. Then

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Speaker 4: in inverted commerce, Patsy Robert Rossiter here. You know, Robert, Robert.

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Speaker 4: I hope you're one of the merry Christmas Robert and

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Speaker 4: you that's lovely. Please keep up the good work, and

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Speaker 4: I will continue to listen.

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Speaker 3: Ultimatum.

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Speaker 4: Now in my head, I'm reading that the voice of

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Speaker 4: my dad. That's literally how my dad's always spoken to me.

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Speaker 4: Please keep up the good work. Why can't it just there?

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Speaker 4: And and I will still continue to listen. There's a

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Speaker 4: Christian no Regular argued in my house, good morning, Craig.

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Speaker 4: I really want a three point eight liter Yetti drink bottle.

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Speaker 4: Remember as you were a kid, you never part from

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Speaker 4: Now I see my kids and they go to school,

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Haile in your family on the

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Speaker 4: a real gift, Haley, We saw that out. Kids coming

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Speaker 5: But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's get into this week's What the Facts, where

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Speaker 10: What the Fact is a little segment where we will.

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Speaker 10: Baby, What the fat baby?

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Speaker 4: oh four three. Some of the ones that kick us

441
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Speaker 4: off today Jason has this one. Are we starting here?

442
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Speaker 4: Why not? Today? I'm marked twenty five years of doing

443
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Speaker 4: breakfast radio and this is this is what.

444
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Speaker 6: It comes done.

445
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, lucky mean yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Just pat

446
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Speaker 4: my half on the shoulder, hears I go, Jason, listener, Jason,

447
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 4: an average human butthole has thirty one wrinkles. If you

448
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Speaker 4: told me in ninety ninety eight, I don't know up

449
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Speaker 4: in Australia doing this, I wonder what the hell went wrong?

450
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 4: You had dreams you want to do a change maker

451
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Speaker 4: chasing an average human buttle's.

452
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Speaker 6: Job was that to count them all?

453
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

454
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Speaker 6: An average point?

455
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Speaker 4: Actually, you're right. That's a good friendship if you can

456
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Speaker 4: ask your buddy to do that.

457
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't think it's a wrinkle. Maybe this is it

458
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Speaker 3: easy a wrinkle. It feels more like a folding.

459
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Speaker 4: What is their wrinkle? But a folded hold look folded

460
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Speaker 4: in holded?

461
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Speaker 6: Maybe yours is different?

462
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Speaker 4: Check anyway, average human buttthhole has thirty anyway, just so

463
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Speaker 4: we know, guys, thirty one to thirty three ringers. Now

464
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Speaker 4: I have to say, we've had a lot to say

465
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Speaker 4: about this. Fascinating. Like I said, we apparently will grade them.

466
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Speaker 4: This is the best. This could be the only time

467
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Speaker 4: we played this out this morning.

468
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Speaker 3: Fascinating and again, congratulations on twenty five years years.

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Speaker 4: Bring such Yeah, Sarah Cow's MoU with a slight regional accent.

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Speaker 11: Mildly yeah, mildly interesting.

471
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Speaker 4: Kay says the sharks have been around longer than trees,

472
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Speaker 4: approximately four hundred and fifteen million years. Great approximation, more

473
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Speaker 4: around them out. We'll call it four forty. Round it up,

474
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 4: four hundred and fifty. That's amazing. Yeah, that is fascinating. Fascinating, uh, Nina,

475
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Speaker 4: human's human's ability to smell petrocore, the smell of earth

476
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Speaker 4: from rain is greater than a shark's ability to smell

477
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Speaker 4: blood in water.

478
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Speaker 3: Petrocore is boring me.

479
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Speaker 4: There the word, the word petro core. Jesse's got this.

480
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 4: There was a phantom poop on why we one was

481
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Speaker 4: enough anyway, Jess.

482
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Speaker 3: You've got to bookend it.

483
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what a bookend. You're right. The second wrinkle. There

484
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 4: was a phantom poop on the Apollo missile, on an

485
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Speaker 4: Apollo mission, a poop floating around that none of the

486
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Speaker 4: astronauts said, was there. Now. One of the producers that

487
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 4: handed me this went, I've a fact checked this and

488
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Speaker 4: it's true. That was a good thing, our great work.

489
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Speaker 4: No have you counted buttholes on the team so we

490
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Speaker 4: can get a mean medium coverage thirty one to thirty three.

491
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Speaker 3: It's the ultimate version of who's done the fart, isn't

492
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Speaker 3: It's like somebody on here has done that poop.

493
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Speaker 4: There's only three of us. My money's at one of

494
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Speaker 4: you Russians.

495
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Speaker 5: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

496
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Speaker 4: By the way, I was so impressed that when I said,

497
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Speaker 4: you know, I need to get there for the first

498
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Speaker 4: time my life. He's still protected work boots trades have

499
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 4: you know, because I'm doing this Beginner's Guide to woodwork

500
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Speaker 4: in the New Year, and Jack, I said, I'm trying

501
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Speaker 4: to find out what's most comfortable and you said blue steel.

502
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Speaker 4: And I could have gone into one of these trading places, right,

503
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Speaker 4: some sort of city slicker like me asking for blue steel.

504
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 4: You know, I'm here to get the Zoolander boots. All

505
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 4: the tradees of Melbourne are going that bloody idiot. Yeah,

506
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Speaker 4: he means still blow yes of city slickers all my

507
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Speaker 4: trading creer. Yeah you have, Sorry mate, you went from

508
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Speaker 4: a hero to.

509
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Speaker 3: Zoo saw for real. You guys thought I was a builder.

510
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, on the tools with jack post. You need the

511
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Speaker 4: zoo lander boots. So they're cowboy boots all right. So

512
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Speaker 4: we didn't want the fact nine four one four one

513
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Speaker 4: o four three.

514
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Speaker 10: What the fat is a little segment where we well.

515
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Speaker 4: Judge your fat?

516
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Speaker 10: What the fact?

517
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Speaker 11: Baby?

518
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Speaker 7: What does that?

519
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 4: Baby? Side note? Christian, try hard yaka with a pair

520
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 4: of shoals in the soul, so stand up all day.

521
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Speaker 4: Very gouful, Sammy, Thank you very much, Christian. Here's a

522
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 4: fact for you guys morning, Paul, cows in a paddige.

523
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 4: If there are cows in a paddock and there's a

524
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Speaker 4: slight hill, the cows will stand on the hill. The

525
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Speaker 4: cow that has a higher priority than the other cows

526
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 4: is the one who's hoofs are pointing up the hill.

527
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Speaker 4: How do you know that, Paul? How does a human

528
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 4: acquire such knowledge? Unless you're Danny Farmer? How would you

529
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Speaker 4: know such a thing? Very very detailed cow knowledge, Brett,

530
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Speaker 4: Good morning, morning guy. Are welcome to what the fact? Brett?

531
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Speaker 4: And what fact have you got for us today?

532
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Speaker 8: Mate?

533
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Speaker 12: My sect is no matter how hard you pink your elbow,

534
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 12: it will not hurt.

535
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 4: So why is that. How do you know that, Brett?

536
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 4: What does that mean? Why is it not? It is?

537
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 4: It's nuts?

538
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 3: I feel it.

539
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Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing Another sect is everybody in the room is

540
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Speaker 4: trying it.

541
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Speaker 3: That's true in this room.

542
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Speaker 4: It is immediately once you mentioned that, you know, there's

543
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Speaker 4: no there's no feeling.

544
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 8: There thy people driver around the traffic right now pinching.

545
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Speaker 4: Hopefully not Bratt, hopefully not Brett. Fascinating. That's a good one, Brett,

546
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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. You call this go to Glenn.

547
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 4: Good morning Glenn. Yay, guys, here we are on Glenn.

548
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Speaker 4: What's your fact for us this week?

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Speaker 13: My facts that Koala's share nearly identical fingerprints to humans,

550
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Speaker 13: and there's been cases where kohal fingerprints have been mistaken

551
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 13: for human fingerprints in criminal cases.

552
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 4: No way, you're very true.

553
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 13: They share the same ridge design with the circles and

554
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 13: all that kind of stuff.

555
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 4: What they haven't solved that JFK case yet. We are

556
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 4: looking for a quiet of guys.

557
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 3: Crossing over a crime scene.

558
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 13: Well must be all the time that they're sneaky buggers.

559
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 4: So assuming around there all very slow criminals. I mean

560
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 4: this fall out of trees off asleep with that fussy

561
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 4: dart at the eucalyptus leaves. Glenn. That is a great

562
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 4: fact though, fascinating. Thank you very much mate, Thanks mate, Darren,

563
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 4: Good morning.

564
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Speaker 12: Morning guys.

565
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 4: How are we all? Yeah, we'll go down. I hope

566
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 4: you're having a good week so far. So, Darren, what the.

567
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 12: Fact if you lined up side side not in to

568
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 12: wind every ford if one hundred that has been sold

569
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 12: in America since nineteen forty nine, it would go around

570
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 12: the equator twice?

571
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 4: A lot of cars, lot of mildly interesting surry buttthole

572
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 4: wrinkles was way more in And I never thought i'd

573
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 4: say that. Now we have some audio. Jess five minutes

574
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Speaker 4: ago is reading out, Jess, is what the fact that

575
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 4: there was a phantom poop on an Apollo mission? A

576
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 4: poop floating around that none of the astronauts said were theirs? Jack,

577
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 4: You've got you've got some extra detail on this.

578
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 3: Yes, there were ten astronauts on. Sorry, not that it

579
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 3: was a polo. Ten astronauts discovered multiple turns floating around

580
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: the capsule. These are some actual audio recordings from NASA's archives. Wow,

581
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 3: so he's saying, who didn't give me a napkin to

582
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 3: pick that up?

583
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: Turns in space, so when they were in floating in

584
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Speaker 4: space in the space station.

585
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 3: Or no floating in the inside the.

586
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Speaker 4: Terrible.

587
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

588
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Speaker 4: Each week we're looking for your interesting and killer facts.

589
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 4: This is what you're trying to get fascinating, for the pretty.

590
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 11: Good, mildly interesting, and.

591
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 4: Then for the how many forwards lined up around the world.

592
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 3: I think it's hard to make Carfax interesting interesting to

593
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Speaker 3: a certain segment of people who love their.

594
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, the old petrol heads. The rest of us. Now this, now,

595
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: this is a fact. Termites eat twice as fast when

596
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 4: listening to heavy metal music. That is huge. Right now,

597
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 4: termites listen to show Go, I say, just through your wooden.

598
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: Timbers, you might feel your house shifted one side.

599
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually irresponsible for me to do this, but

600
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 4: turbites rock and eat. This says to me that they

601
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 4: played them like maybe the music at James Blunts Guide,

602
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 4: Sebastian and then Ramshine really get their trampon during the

603
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 4: heavy matter. You know, amazing stuff, however, fascinating. Thank you

604
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 4: very much, Janelle, good morning, good morning, and janew are

605
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: you on the bus right now? You driving the.

606
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 9: Bus I'm driving an air garbage truck.

607
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh it sounded like a large vehicle. There, new future

608
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: you call in, I try and guess how big the

609
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 4: vehicles you drive him and one from one at the moment.

610
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 4: It's a very good skill. Now, now, where about Zim Melbourne?

611
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 4: Are you?

612
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 9: I am in Crandon fascinating?

613
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 4: All right, now we've got that bit outther way? What

614
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 4: is what is your fact for us today? Channel?

615
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 9: My fact is that cats has more facial expressions than

616
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Speaker 9: humans or dogs. They have around two hundred and seventy

617
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 9: six facial expressions.

618
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 4: I love I love it.

619
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Speaker 3: But I've never seen a cat pull of funny face.

620
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Speaker 14: Oh.

621
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Speaker 4: I have my cat, big Larry. He has many facial expressions.

622
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 3: I've got Larry on my mug. Yeah, that's the only

623
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: face I ever see. I can't do, which is nothing.

624
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 4: I will, you know, while we're off, we've got quite

625
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 4: a bit of time with our Christmas break, I will

626
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 4: document Larry's very various facial expressions. He's got loads. Oh

627
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 4: my god, he can do well. This is one of

628
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 4: his right I see quite a long, pensive thinking mencholic

629
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 4: when he's just like time goes awfully quick. It was

630
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 4: just yesterday was clean my buttole and that's unwrinkled round

631
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 4: like humans, you know the thirty three different wrinkles. I

632
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 4: believe the channelle. You a cat owner?

633
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 9: Yes I am?

634
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah? How many got I just got one? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

635
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 4: they've got many face expressions, haven't they.

636
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 8: Yeah.

637
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 9: I think you put your ease into it and everything

638
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 9: like that. Then that's where it comes to more. But yeah,

639
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 9: humans only have forty four or around forty four, and

640
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 9: dog's about twenty seven.

641
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 4: Oh dog, So I'm surprised I even got one.

642
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: Three.

643
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 4: It's got very basic modes.

644
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: Confused to confuse, just permanently.

645
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 4: I love you. How are we going out for a walk?

646
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 4: Please say we're going to for? Those are the three? Basically,

647
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 4: aren't it for? How many do humans have? Did you say.

648
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 9: About forty four or around forty four?

649
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: Do you know what? Can we just get a list?

650
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 4: I want to know what some of the human ones are.

651
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 4: I'm surprised it's even that high. Now we'll send you something.

652
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 4: We loved your fact fascinated. Thank you all right, have

653
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 4: a nice Christress, Janelle, be you to it.

654
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Speaker 3: You go last.

655
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Speaker 1: Whatever bright you're listening to the Christian know Carl show podcast.

656
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: Thank you very much all the tradees giving me some

657
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 4: advice about work boots. I need to buy a pair

658
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 4: of work boots Ray Beginner's Guide to would work that

659
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 4: I'm starting in the new year. Thank you for advice.

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Speaker 4: All right now we're looking for your stories of when

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Speaker 4: you've been caught in the We had a great story

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Speaker 4: this week.

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Speaker 15: I was the youngest of three children, and so one

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Speaker 15: day my brother and sister decided to poist me up

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Speaker 15: into the top of my mum and dad's wardrobe when

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Speaker 15: they had gone out, so that I could look in

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Speaker 15: there for all the gifts. But mum and dad came

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Speaker 15: home unexpectedly, and my brother and sister ran off and

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Speaker 15: left me in the top of the wardrobe.

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Speaker 4: Amazing story, isn't it for others? Sisters and how they

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Speaker 4: will just someone always has to be surrendered to the

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Speaker 4: parental gods. Okay, that's just the way it goes. That's

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Speaker 4: just the law. But the thing that about Katie being

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Speaker 4: caught in the acts, it's that moment. It's actually awful

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Speaker 4: when you get caught in the act because you want

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Speaker 4: as denying the reality when someone goes it's up. When

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Speaker 4: I saw Young Rio spending a good fight, one of

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Speaker 4: the greatest. I'll never catch anyone in the acts. If

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Speaker 4: I caught my wife having an affair, that's seconds that

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Speaker 4: time I caught Young Rio having a real good ten

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Speaker 4: minute peak in a skit. It was is what I said.

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Speaker 4: They're deniers when you get caught in the act on

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Speaker 4: that my fishy li whoa, I'm gonna need a bigger

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Speaker 4: boat get water for them. We got a regular here.

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Speaker 4: There's no it was meant two minutes.

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Speaker 3: Have time to take so many photos. He could have

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Speaker 3: set up a picture of you.

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Speaker 4: Brand he can in that old semi field skip. And

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Speaker 4: that's the reaction. Again, there's the catcher and the courte

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Speaker 4: wen't always have that very intimate.

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Speaker 3: Moment like a captor of his tormentor.

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Speaker 4: So caught in the act. What else you you caught someone?

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Speaker 4: My own one?

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Speaker 16: Yes, I was going to footy training one night and

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Speaker 16: I pulled up at the lights, looked over to my

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Speaker 16: left and there was none other than comedian Jermoan.

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Speaker 4: Great stand up, right, stand.

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Speaker 16: Up, picking his nose very vigorously and then flicking it

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Speaker 16: out the win.

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Speaker 4: Still, that's natural recycling. You shouldn't shame it for that behavior.

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Speaker 4: Is he going to flick? It doesn't belong in the car?

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Speaker 3: Wait, did you get blow your nose?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, come on, he's just a You can't be picking

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Speaker 3: your nighte. It was digging deep in the house to

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Speaker 3: come to jim O as a fans and I hate

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Speaker 3: to say, but sometimes will pick and flick in the

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Speaker 3: car and oh god. And I'm only telling you this

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Speaker 3: because you're.

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Speaker 4: Two minutes ago you said, hey, listen, come to me

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Speaker 4: after real story. I've got something. I thought you had

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Speaker 4: something that would elevate this. No, I want to discuss.

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Speaker 3: I want to tell you the You know, one of

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Speaker 3: my dreams has been to go on the block. My

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Speaker 3: number one hesitation for going down the block is because

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Speaker 3: they put a GoPro in your car and they film

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Speaker 3: you anytime you go in the car. And I thought,

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Speaker 3: oh no, they're going to see me picking my nose

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Speaker 3: and flicking out.

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Speaker 4: Wrapped in enigma, baked in an enigma.

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Speaker 6: That's gross.

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Speaker 4: I thought, the number one dering. So continue to work

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Speaker 4: alongside me and what we're building here in radio Land.

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Speaker 4: And then it turns out, no, I'm putting one way.

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Speaker 4: This dude's off to the block to what was Scotty

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Speaker 4: Care for six months?

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Speaker 3: Again, congratulations on twenty five years.

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Speaker 4: It never looks better, never looks the other future.

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Speaker 5: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Look a for your stories when you were caught out,

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Speaker 4: caught in the acts. Let's go to who got Glenn?

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Glenn Morning. How are we We're going to Glenn?

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Speaker 4: So you got caught in the acts? What was what

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Speaker 4: was going on?

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Speaker 8: Did I ever? I took the family on a holiday

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Speaker 8: to Bali and swearing that I said that mister come on,

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Speaker 8: will every shell put the TV on for the kids,

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Speaker 8: no worries. But I didn't know that the flattered panel

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Speaker 8: between the land room and the bathroom was.

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Speaker 4: A bifold door.

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Speaker 8: I didn't know that. So I were in the shell,

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Speaker 8: and it's been at the bottopole door flies Hey dad,

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Speaker 8: and I'm like, hey, hey, stop up, and I'm in

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Speaker 8: the corner.

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Speaker 3: No one told me there was.

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Speaker 2: A Bible doors.

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Speaker 4: When they when they check you into the said hey, listen,

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Speaker 4: be careful. There's a bifold door by curious that's what

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Speaker 4: they call them. Bye bye, bye bye bye. Glenn, What

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Speaker 4: a story and what a performance? What a performance? Don't

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Speaker 4: just come up and tell us your story acting out

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Speaker 4: like Glenn here full full de Niro. Thank you very much, Glenn,

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Speaker 4: great performance there, powerful stuff. Who were there were? Glenn? Janine?

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Speaker 4: Good morning Jeanine, Good morning team.

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Speaker 14: I don't think mine's going to be as exciting as

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Speaker 14: that one.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm kind of away.

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Speaker 14: My husband and I were recently dating, and you know

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Speaker 14: it was too expensive.

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Speaker 4: You were married, and then just a spice things up again,

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Speaker 4: you started dating.

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Speaker 14: We were recently dating, yes, so, and we thought we'll

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Speaker 14: just go to a you know, a football oval car

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Speaker 14: park to have some extra special cuddles. And not long

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Speaker 14: into it all the police rocked up and shined their

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Speaker 14: torch into the the window to make sure flood like good.

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Speaker 4: Of them just need a little bit of illumination. They're

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Speaker 4: not the.

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Speaker 14: Basically yeah and shine the torch and then off they went.

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Speaker 14: So it was like, well that was all right, but yeah,

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Speaker 14: so that was our caught in the act.

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Speaker 4: Jannine, I hope you don't mind me. Just a couple

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Speaker 4: of quick questions. Was this said like twenty years ago

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Speaker 4: when you were younger?

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Speaker 12: Or about ye? About thirty?

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Speaker 4: Ah right, thirty years of age? About thirty years old?

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Speaker 14: No, about thirty years ago?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You yeah, did sound that's right you said when you

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Speaker 3: said re entitating. We thought you meant like last week.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, you know the people of our age did

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Speaker 4: that felthing.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Oval Car Park.

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Speaker 4: VFL Ground. It's very busy this weekend of Listless.

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Speaker 14: Dogging thirty anyway, all good.

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Speaker 4: Happy christ alright, Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Sell out Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Up for grabs. We have two tickets to the Australian

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Speaker 4: Open twenty twenty four. I was going to go to

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Speaker 4: twenty thirty, but I thought let's do the next available

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Speaker 4: one for the tickets rather than waiting ten years. You

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Speaker 4: also get a money can't buy behind the scenes experience

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Speaker 4: at Melbourne Park as well. You're going to be whatever

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Speaker 4: age you are ball boy for the final. That's what

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Speaker 4: we manage to sort out. I know it's an amazing price.

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Speaker 4: You don't get enough middle aged people. Kids get enough

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Speaker 4: treats in life. Let's some oldies ever go up there.

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Speaker 4: You know they're going to get in the way. But

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Speaker 4: oh god, the old hip sorry, pulled a hammy fed up?

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Speaker 4: Can you just form it up or something?

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Speaker 3: Even that crouching starting position that feels sore for my

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Speaker 3: back watching out.

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Speaker 4: Hell, only a young person can do that, all right.

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Speaker 4: So we have tickets to the Australian Open, the men's final,

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Speaker 4: the Australian Open hits different tickets are on sale now.

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Speaker 4: But you can win your way there two the men's final,

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Speaker 4: an amazing prize. All you have to do, it's a

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Speaker 4: very simple way for you to win your way there

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Speaker 4: is hit a tennis ball from one side of the

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Speaker 4: era to the other. That is what is going to

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Speaker 4: be happening in January when we are back. The first

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Speaker 4: week back. You can win your way to the men's

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Speaker 4: final just by the longest serve is what we call

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Speaker 4: it this now it's seventy meters. You need to be

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Speaker 4: able to hit the ball and we're thinking you can

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Speaker 4: do under arm, fourhands smash.

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Speaker 3: You choose your hip.

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Speaker 4: Clearly doesn't play tennis. I actually scan quickly. No, I've

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Speaker 4: never heard that. During the Wimbledon commentary and here we go,

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Speaker 4: Nadal is choosing his hit. Yes, tennis lingo, but inside

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Speaker 4: baseball talk. Now, you choose your hips, however you want

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Speaker 4: to do it, choose you here and then hit it

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Speaker 4: as far as you can. We're looking for someone the

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Speaker 4: longest serve, whoever hits the tennis ball the longest, ideally

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Speaker 4: over the era. So we have had to apply for

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Speaker 4: permits for this that are going to take a while

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Speaker 4: to go through. So we're presuming it's going to be okay. Now,

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Speaker 4: one thing we have to do, and we have promised

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Speaker 4: and we will stay truth that this is that any

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Speaker 4: balls that go into the earra we will be collecting

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Speaker 4: out immediately. Yes, so no one is harmed. The people

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Speaker 4: that live under the not see that murky old what

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Speaker 4: is that?

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Speaker 3: People that live shouldn't be people.

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Speaker 4: We're Brendan Frovola Dwells. You know what he jot he's

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Speaker 4: under there some algi. He's actually very happy now anyway,

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Speaker 4: the longer, So that's what it is. Can hit tennis

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Speaker 4: for you. Choose your hit and I know if you're

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Speaker 4: going now, Jack is going to be collecting the balls

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Speaker 4: in the era as you drop them in. So we

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Speaker 4: need Jack to be in some kind of amphibian dirigible.

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Speaker 3: I need to be in a floating vessel.

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Speaker 4: You're floating vessel. You're right, choose your float so he

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Speaker 4: could be in. We don't have anything hired at the moment,

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Speaker 4: which says sorry if you were confused about what we're

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Speaker 4: asking you, well, I'm thinking kayaks. Our Queenslander producer got

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Speaker 4: very excited yesterday. She said that her old radio station

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Speaker 4: up in Queensland had station jet skis and we got

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Speaker 4: a black thunder vehicle like an suv. They had jet skis.

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Speaker 3: So I would love to be on a jet skis.

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Speaker 4: Looks so cool with I see it with you with

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Speaker 4: the dual kind of fishing nets, getting the getting the

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Speaker 4: balls out. So we need maybe a kayak. You can

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Speaker 4: lend us jet skis canoes. We've got a date for

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Speaker 4: this Friday, the nineteenth Friday in nineteenth or January. Kayaks

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Speaker 4: jet skis canoes have got a very long list in

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Speaker 4: the producers fillished with small motor boats and also very

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Speaker 4: large ones. What about a cruiser, Well, those old floating covid.

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Speaker 3: Chat that Disney cruisers due to come in that.

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Speaker 4: Just moored up there. You've got to hit it over

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Speaker 4: a group ship. Small motor boats, very large motor boat sloops.

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Speaker 3: What's a sloop?

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Speaker 4: No idea, but it's on this list, producer, ea, what

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Speaker 4: is a sloop?

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Speaker 16: A sloop is a small sailing boat.

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Speaker 4: Oh, look at you from Sydney. Daddy had a little sloop.

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Speaker 4: U should go out in thin sold boat shoes. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: that's what a sloop is. Banana boats, houseboats, houseboats, light boats,

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Speaker 4: dragon boat one of the drums.

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Speaker 3: Now, a dragon boat would be very apt, because my

879
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 3: father was the coxon of a dragon boat down the

880
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: Yarrow River at one momber.

881
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 4: Still not app.

882
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 3: But imagine was a dragon boat.

883
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 4: Imagine dragon boats so apt? Have you got a dragon boat?

884
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 4: Is anyone listening right now waxing that old dragon boat

885
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 4: for some dragon boat actional competing this weekend fishing.

886
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: At fishing trall might be able to pull the bowler

887
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 3: out of the river.

888
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 4: A cat and moran and the last one is a

889
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 4: rubber do no better than a rubber?

890
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to touch the water.

891
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no, you know all right,

892
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,439
Speaker 4: give us a call right now. What can you lend

893
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 4: us an Amphibian dirigible nine? I think that's the right link.

894
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 3: Make it easier for him if you need your boat.

895
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 4: A floating vessel.

896
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

897
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: So first week back in January, it's called the Longest

898
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 4: serve Can anyone hit a tennis ball over the era?

899
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: That's how you can win tickets to the men's final

900
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 4: of the Amazing Australian Open. Jack is going to be

901
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 4: in the Riar River collecting all the balls as they

902
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 4: go in. We need something that you can lend to us,

903
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 4: whether the it's a kayaker boat, jet skis, canoes, small

904
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 4: worter boats, a little tinny can you lend it to us?

905
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 4: On Friday January the nineteenth nine four one four one

906
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 4: oh four three, Christian, I've got an inflatable fam go.

907
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 4: I've got one of those kids. Love that in the ball.

908
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 4: I'll bring that in. Uh, there's some lee. Why don't

909
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 4: you borrow the floating flop vessel that the AFL used

910
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 4: in the twenty twenty two Grand Final Parade. You will

911
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 4: not be able to see Jack on that thing. Do

912
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 4: you remember that, Christian? You can get an inflatable boat

913
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 4: with oars for about fifty bucks in Canar. No, this

914
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 4: is a big grand occasion for an amazing prize to

915
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 4: on the world's biggest Grand Slam. So we need a

916
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 4: suitable vehicle for Jack to being on the hour nine

917
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 4: four one four, one oh four three. Good morning, Kevin,

918
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. All right, so what have you got

919
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 4: that you can lend us, keV.

920
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 15: I've got a stand up paddle board.

921
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 7: I think it'd be fun to watch Jack trying to

922
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 7: pick up.

923
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 8: The tennis ball.

924
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 4: Those things are a nightmare and too slow.

925
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: I mean you have to wait twenty minutes between competitors

926
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: hitting the ball.

927
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 4: Yes, if you'll be there all day trying to wobble down,

928
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 4: it's like a Palazzi's lesson on the era.

929
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 3: Christian, go to another of songs. I'm halfway to the.

930
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 4: Ball stick Stairway to Heaven. I've only picked up one

931
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 4: in an hour. We'll start with the stand up paddle border. Kay.

932
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 4: Hope we can get something bigger, an actual vessel for that,

933
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 4: but thank you, Kevin, Tony, good morning morning. How are

934
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 4: you I'm going Tony. Tony, you run a troop of

935
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 4: sea scouts. Yes, I'll do Yep, yep, yep, good man.

936
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 12: We can do whatever we want.

937
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 8: You can.

938
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 12: You're gonna have any craft, canoes, big giant paddle boards

939
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 12: where Jack can try to paddle it himself. It takes

940
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 12: ten people, but it'll be funny watching him do it

941
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 12: on his own.

942
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 4: You've got a ten person board.

943
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, we've got about four or six actually, so we're

944
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 12: gonna have the whole You're gonna have the whole team

945
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 12: on it if you want.

946
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 8: You actually broad up.

947
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: The battle board. But the focus has got to be

948
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 3: the people.

949
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 4: Say, okay, with one of those the.

950
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 8: Bigger and we can we can tow it around.

951
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: For power boat, why don't I just go in the

952
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 3: power boa?

953
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 4: Can we just have the thing?

954
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 13: Basically, you're more than welcome to go in the in

955
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 13: the ducky, no problem at all.

956
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 8: What your license?

957
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 3: But well maybe you can captain it for me, Tony.

958
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 8: Yeah I could do that.

959
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: Tony. Is not like a half a day thing on

960
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 4: line to become a captain.

961
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 8: Oh well, got past the tests first, Jack.

962
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 15: I'm sure Jack's be right that.

963
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 3: You've got I got great common knowledge skills.

964
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 7: You should be right.

965
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 4: I'm quite happy to captain it for you.

966
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, that makes sense. I need someone captaining

967
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: it so I can reach over and pick up the ball.

968
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 4: You're right. You really see a captain of a vessel

969
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 4: also picking up tennis balls at c do They wouldn't

970
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: be doing that. Glad we cleared that up. He's got

971
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 4: good common sense nine for one for one four three.

972
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 4: Other than old captain A have here? What else can

973
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 4: you lend.

974
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 5: Us The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

975
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 4: Do you have a boat we can borrow first week

976
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 4: when the show returns in January, we have an amazing prize.

977
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 4: You off to see just twenty Open. It's the men's final.

978
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 4: All that stands between you and being there is can

979
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 4: you hit a tennis ball seventy meters over the era?

980
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 4: I know It's as easy as that. It's so easy.

981
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 4: Hundreds of you are going to be able to do this.

982
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: I just know it. So the thing is right, well,

983
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 4: we are doing this at the end of our first

984
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 4: week back Friday, the nineteenth of January. We are going

985
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 4: to need jack in a boat so that any tennis

986
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 4: balls that go into the era and that is going

987
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 4: to be the majority of them. Will we need to

988
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 4: be fished out immediately. Okay, So we don't have you'll

989
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 4: be surprised to know any radio station boat. So we

990
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 4: need to borrow yours nine four one four one oh

991
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 4: four three? Rich, What have you got the floats that

992
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 4: we can borrow?

993
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:24,919
Speaker 7: Well?

994
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 15: I was thinking that one of the places I used

995
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 15: to work out as a river restaurant boat, and we

996
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 15: could use jack as a target practice.

997
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 4: So you say you used to work at it. What

998
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: is sugest that we go back and borrow it or

999
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 4: steal it or hot.

1000
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 8: Wire if you just knock it off?

1001
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,959
Speaker 4: Hard to see the flipping green sort of restaurant boat.

1002
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 4: All right, Rich, thank you very much to your suggestion.

1003
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 4: Let's go to Denise. Come on in, Denise, good morning.

1004
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 8: How are you all?

1005
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 4: I'm going to Denise. You sound like someone that owns

1006
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 4: a boat.

1007
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 17: Yes, we do.

1008
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 4: Very well to do fancy lady, stand out from some

1009
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 4: of the old trongos we get on are sometimes we

1010
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 4: want to steal the boat?

1011
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 17: Friend, maybe you want may not say that.

1012
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 4: Now what have you? What have you got? How about

1013
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 4: you both?

1014
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 17: It's the boat so we do water skiing and it's

1015
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 17: about eighteen foot. I think so, he's got plenty of

1016
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 17: room in the back. But we could also attach him

1017
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 17: to a tube, not a one that he's put his

1018
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 17: bottom in the water, but one where he actually sits

1019
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 17: on it. But anyway, there's a couple of ideas, but

1020
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 17: I think it would be good fun. He would be

1021
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 17: very secure.

1022
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 4: Now tell me this. You you obviously a captain. Pardon sorry, sorry,

1023
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 4: I thought you might. Are you the convicting of the boat?

1024
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 17: Oh no, my husband's a captain. He doesn't know I've

1025
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 17: volunteered him yet.

1026
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 4: All right, okay, well you two consort that out of

1027
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 4: the next coloration.

1028
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 17: There won't be a problem.

1029
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 8: He'll come to the party.

1030
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 4: Right. How does it work when you've got your captain's

1031
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 4: license boat? Can you just take it where you want

1032
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 4: to stop? Coming down the arrow?

1033
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 17: Or yes, we can get you can go down the

1034
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 17: air and you can't take it out in the ocean, obviously,

1035
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 17: but on the on the waterway, isn't it as long

1036
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 17: as you've got your boat license.

1037
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 3: You don't see too many speedboats that I just suddenly thought.

1038
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 4: You never see any? Actually I think about and it's okay.

1039
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: There's the sort of supringing mates in the guy in

1040
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 4: the office, and it's okay, just keep going tony with

1041
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 4: your husband.

1042
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 3: No, well, definitely think it is the other way around.

1043
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 3: You said you can't take it in the ocean. Obviously,

1044
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 3: I thought you the ocean and Port Philip Bay.

1045
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 4: Loads of boats out there.

1046
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 17: Yes, but there's there's there's seawater ones and normal water

1047
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 17: we got.

1048
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, gosh, you've got a normal water sixteen foot.

1049
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 8: River water?

1050
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, gotcha river? Say bloody land lover. And has you

1051
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 4: got one of those big old soil captain's bouncy chair

1052
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 4: with the big wheel?

1053
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 17: Yeah, not quite. No, it's a speedboat.

1054
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 4: Oh I see, so what it's got that hand? Or

1055
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 4: you mean you.

1056
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 17: Are to go about two knots so you can go

1057
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 17: to about thirty knots. Wow, then it is actually is

1058
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 17: a lot of fun.

1059
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 4: No, it is. Actually we go.

1060
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 8: Water todaying everywhere.

1061
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and should we double check that you can take

1062
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 3: it the yarriage just once again, never seen a speedboat.

1063
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 4: In the arrow? Well, tell you what's a treat for

1064
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 4: everyone on Friday, isn't it? Normally you look up in

1065
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 4: the skies you see radio stations, hot air balloons, but.

1066
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 7: There would be a speed limit on the river.

1067
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 4: Absolutely, they'd have to be all right.

1068
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 17: That's why you wouldn't see Timmy speed.

1069
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 4: You have schools like practicing rowing, don't you some flipping

1070
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 4: wake on a Friday? Lad you got the big call

1071
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 4: it tomorrow? Come on representing Halearbury. What hell?

1072
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 14: They actually don't like it very much.

1073
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 4: On the power jack post waving out the back there

1074
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 4: you're hired.

1075
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 5: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

1076
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1081
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1082
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1083
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1084
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Speaker 4: One of people would think if I said that Christian

1085
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1086
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 4: behind the counter there in Hampton, that I want the

1087
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Speaker 4: one near me just do a couple of.

1088
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Speaker 3: Hours for the boys, or that you've got your own

1089
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Speaker 3: range of your range.

1090
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,919
Speaker 4: That's the dream. Heard a palm square, a sour smell.

1091
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1092
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1093
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1094
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1095
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1096
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Speaker 4: What do you think is in the top five of

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Speaker 4: most boring bands?

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Speaker 3: The Proclaimers?

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Speaker 4: No they were no, no, no, I love the Proclaimers,

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Speaker 4: great bands.

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Speaker 6: No, I reckon Evan? What's that horrible band?

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Speaker 4: Yes, a great band.

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Speaker 6: I can't stand this. Bring me to life, Wailing.

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Speaker 4: Cat No, no, Wow no Animal five. I don't agree

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Speaker 4: with any of this, but at number five came to

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Speaker 4: this pole match Box twenty No no, no back in

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Speaker 4: because of Barbie An I agree with no.

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Speaker 3: People love Boyling, but no, Jack, he isn't boring.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no. If you if you

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Speaker 4: really hear what he's talking about there, it's not boring.

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Speaker 4: At number three, I was actually listening to some Dave

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Speaker 4: Matthews bands yesterday. Don't drink the water if you know

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Speaker 4: you know and number two, Jack Johnson, there was a

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Speaker 4: time when the world loved JJ. Where is he now?

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Speaker 4: Wat's in that surfboard? I think that was every video

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Speaker 4: he was in. He was on that surfboard. Runny at

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Speaker 4: the number one Jack's favorite Enya.

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Speaker 3: I do like nya. We listened to any of this week? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: great calm music.

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Speaker 4: You're going to compare Bob Dinning wowser. I'm interviewing Paul

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Speaker 4: Kelly in about twenty minutes time. If he's listened to show,

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Speaker 4: he's turning his taxi around right now. All right, So

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Speaker 4: we're looking for boring bands today. No one, as you

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Speaker 4: just mentioned, all right, turner band, boring, counting, gross great rock,

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Speaker 4: n oh yeah, boring when they are when they're accounting.

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Speaker 4: Crows make these numbers. Blatch guys rage against the machine.

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Speaker 4: Not boring all that raging. No, stack those boxes against

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Speaker 4: the machine.

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Speaker 3: Bron's solid gold.

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Speaker 4: I said, well, that's my finest of the year. Stack

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Speaker 4: those bonds against the machine. Nickel bat they're not boring,

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Speaker 4: one of the one of the grace nickel, nickel refund nickel.

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Speaker 4: You only get a nickel for this refund. That's boring.

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Speaker 4: Stag those boxes against the machine. There, Kings of Leon, interesting, right, kings,

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Speaker 4: Kings of Leon. Second cousins of.

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Speaker 3: Leon, doesn't make them more boring?

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Speaker 4: Oh my second cousin, Oh god, I don't want to

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Speaker 4: hear about your second cousin. Silver nine inch nails? What

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Speaker 4: a sound because big old nine inch now two inch

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00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 4: nowls that's a boring little two inch now silver Jackie boy,

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00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 4: what have you got? Boring? Man's make your band boring

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00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 4: like a two inch nail man?

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Speaker 3: Hum drummerwmbaum drum.

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Speaker 4: It's a great word, isn't it. Humdrum Gold, the.

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Speaker 3: Snooze Brothers, Yeah, Blues Brothers, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Silver.

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Speaker 3: Now this guy is boring. You don't want to see

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Speaker 3: him at the party. So speaks a lot.

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00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 4: You want to get stuck in the corner with the

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Speaker 4: mate over those That speaks a lot, you don't. That

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Speaker 4: is the gold.

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Speaker 3: And Dennis Leary the actor. You know he had a

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Speaker 3: couple of songs, so he's a musician.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, and one of the biggest stand up comedians

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Speaker 4: for a while in the world.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Dennis Dreary, Oh do.

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Speaker 4: You really work scraping the bow for about my word? Here? Dear,

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Speaker 4: I'm drumber one bar there you go back on at

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Speaker 4: the good times. Okay, yeah, second cousins of Leon stop

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Speaker 4: is so boring under your family tree like that? Guys.

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Speaker 4: All right, so Texas, you're boring bands, Make a band boring?

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Speaker 4: Oh four seventy five O three one O four.

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Speaker 5: Three Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Time for Today's time waste. So we're asking you to

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Speaker 4: make a band boring. All right, Jack, you're ready to

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Speaker 4: mark them bore me?

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Speaker 3: Christian A. M.

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Speaker 4: Radio Head. Hello, this is Neil Mitchell.

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Speaker 3: That'll be hard to beat.

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Speaker 4: Gold plus Anthony very good Am Radio. The Birds of

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Speaker 4: Tedium Silva. That's good shins yea trite, said Fred Bronze,

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Speaker 4: not Jessica Simpson. No Jessica Simpson.

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Speaker 3: So that's a great game.

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Speaker 4: Bronze men without stats instead of men without hats, Silver

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Speaker 4: Backstreet Boards. That's some Kate who's ten gold, don't Kate?

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Speaker 4: The living men.

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Speaker 3: Bronze.

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Speaker 4: Something boring about mending things. It's a craft Huey Lewis

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Speaker 4: and the SBS International. We shall love that ignorance. But

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Speaker 4: that is a funny joke. Map the Stationary Willbreyes no

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Speaker 4: silvera This is great from Elliott Post Office. Malone Gold. Please,

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Speaker 4: where are you sending this past? You?

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Speaker 7: Wait it?

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Speaker 4: That is so good? Elliott in Bowood, well done, credence,

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Speaker 4: clear water, don't revive it be Christmas Daniel Corners now,

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Speaker 4: yawn do that? That's not great. It's not gold, Beige

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Speaker 4: against the machine gold? Why stuck against the machine? Bond,

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Speaker 4: non jovial, bronze boory m you know the disco Kings

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Speaker 4: and yawning m Silus. It's best in show, Jackie boy.

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Speaker 3: Let's give it to Elliott for post office Malone.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow show will be the last one we do with

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Speaker 4: you guys for the year. I know we are going

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Speaker 4: very very soon. Tomorrow is the first of December. These

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Speaker 4: are not my choices. They come from so high above.

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Speaker 4: Is the same for all radio across Australia. I know

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Speaker 4: we barely do a full day's work and we've finished tomorrow. Butt.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow is the last show with you guys. We have

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Speaker 4: some Christmas trees under our tree. The first one is

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Speaker 4: Paul Kelly performing live on tomorrow's show, which I'm super

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Speaker 4: excited about. It's committed in one of my favorite Christmas songs.

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Speaker 4: We've been playing it for years back in the UK

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Speaker 4: always on the twenty first of December, How to Make Gravy,

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Speaker 4: Paul is coming in. He's going to be playing that

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Speaker 4: live and hopefully another song as well, also on tomorrow's show.

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Speaker 4: Then every Monday we ask you to tell us about

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Speaker 4: your weekend in six words tomorrow. Have a think about

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Speaker 4: this today. I think you might enjoy it. I started

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Speaker 4: to do mine yesterday. It's an amazing way to think

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Speaker 4: about the year and what's happened to you this year.

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Speaker 4: You can try and make it into the story of

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Speaker 4: your life this year, your word, whatever this year is,

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Speaker 4: whatever it's been for you in six words. Now to

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Speaker 4: make this work even better and I think you'll enjoy

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Speaker 4: it more, don't pick six round words. Try and turn

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Speaker 4: it into a sentence beautifully crafted that tells us, actually,

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Speaker 4: what's happened to you this year. So I've actually I

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Speaker 4: think I've done about three to five tomorrow because you

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Speaker 4: can say so much with just six words. So your

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Speaker 4: year in six words? Email me today Christian at Christian

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Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot au and same email address always

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Speaker 4: email address for me that is email address. It's the

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Speaker 4: last day for you to simply tell us what do

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Speaker 4: you want for Christmas? I think I've given away six

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Speaker 4: retractable hoses this week. I didn't know there was so much,

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Speaker 4: so much joy in grown ups. You remember as a kid,

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Speaker 4: it was fantastical. Christmas presents a portal to a different galaxy.

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Speaker 4: Now it's simply a retractable hose makes a grown ups Christmas.

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Speaker 4: So whatever it is for you, email me today Christian

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Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Pl a brighter now you're listening to The Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 5: Show podcast