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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now we're about to cross live to Colinwood Children's Farm.

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Speaker 2: Are the major sporting precinct revered all over the world.

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Speaker 2: Here the mcg amy Bark and now a new megadome,

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Speaker 2: Colinwood Children's Farm on that top paddock.

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Speaker 1: It is time the talking is over.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: I've just seen a photo of the starting blocks, sort

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Speaker 2: of thing you'd get at the Olympics for the one

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Speaker 2: had to Minister Jack personally requested.

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Speaker 1: Behind my back. Don't worry if you think he's going

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Speaker 1: to get an unfair fantage. I've seen them. We obviously

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Speaker 1: borrowed some from a junior school.

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Speaker 2: These are children's starting blocks, something you used to measure

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Speaker 2: feet with that the I'm a school year at the

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Speaker 2: shoe shop. Jack is a musician. He's he's piled on

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Speaker 2: the pressure to himself. He's invited his mom and dad

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Speaker 2: there so that they can see their son excel in

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Speaker 2: sporting victory for the first time. His son is also

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Speaker 2: there and his wife. Generations are there to witness. There's

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Speaker 2: some of you have turned up today.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: And now I'm going to cross to the person who've

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Speaker 2: got to call today's race, which is Rio.

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Speaker 1: Rio. Describe the scenes.

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Speaker 5: There now, Christian, I feel like I've walked through a

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Speaker 5: wormhole and I've ended up in a parallel universe.

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Speaker 1: This is so weird.

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Speaker 5: There's a fully grown man, a father no less, in

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Speaker 5: full compression kit. Next to him, a brown pig being

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Speaker 5: cradled by the giant hulk of a man.

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Speaker 1: Xavier's huge.

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Speaker 4: They we're both big, We're both.

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Speaker 5: Say of ten your same monks. I think Xavier might

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Speaker 5: win the race. It's a paddic. It's a beautiful paddic.

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Speaker 5: A little bit of cowpo around, but a beautiful clear day,

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Speaker 5: nothing impeding anyone's path. A lot of nerves, a lot

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Speaker 5: of excitement. There's a quiet and unease as we await

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Speaker 5: the start of the race.

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Speaker 1: Tension hangs in the air.

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Speaker 2: Jack a few words before you take a position on

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Speaker 2: the children's starting blocks, We've got.

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Speaker 4: I can see my wife and son at the finish

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Speaker 4: line from where I stand at the starting blocks. What

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Speaker 4: better way to start his life than to see his

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Speaker 4: father absolutely demolish a pig at the Collingwood Children's Farm.

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Speaker 6: I will not let you down, all right, Jackie boy, focus,

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Speaker 6: all right, take position.

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Speaker 4: Rio, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: A lag is in the air, all right, so real.

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Speaker 1: This is how it's going to work. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: play the bugle. We all know this. I pay this rio.

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Speaker 2: Then when I play the starting pistol, you lower the

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Speaker 2: flag and racing must commence.

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Speaker 1: Got it? You're ready? Jack is he's falling over.

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Speaker 4: He fell over, He's he's walked back, walked it back.

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Speaker 4: He's ready to go down.

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Speaker 2: You know when they have one of the finalists and

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Speaker 2: a full stop, Yeah, they always lose. It's over, guys,

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Speaker 2: back up, let's go home. Shake trotters, Come on, Jack,

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Speaker 2: steady yourself center man center?

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Speaker 1: Is he ready? He's ready? Good luck Jack, Good luck

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Speaker 1: Piggy Gonzalez. Let's do this. Three two one, Melbourny. Are

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Speaker 1: you ready? World? Are you ready? And they're away?

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Speaker 5: A slow stuff from Piggy Gonzalez. He's lost his way

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Speaker 5: a bit, Jack posts streaming your head, he's streaming ahead.

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Speaker 1: We ordered a champion.

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Speaker 5: Like a mild absolutely smoked that pig.

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Speaker 2: Of after thirty four years of being a sports. I

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Speaker 2: his son, his life. Emotional scenes here, He's actually one,

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Speaker 2: He's beat the race.

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Speaker 5: His child, My god, his his arm is in the air,

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Speaker 5: he's jumping around, he's it seems like he's mocking the pig.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, that is that's not nice. Where's the pig.

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Speaker 5: The pig is still yet to cross the line. The

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Speaker 5: We're still the pig has crossed the line.

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Speaker 2: Spell down, pig, Piggy Gonzalez tough like a gallant loser.

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Speaker 1: Jack post a few words from the winner.

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Speaker 4: I want the first thing the pig. He really took

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Speaker 4: it to me. He's a fast boy, but there was no.

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Speaker 6: Match in the speed of man.

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Speaker 1: There's the rest of the year exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how does Jack, How does it feel

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Speaker 2: in front of your mum?

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Speaker 1: You turned your son, your wife.

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Speaker 4: I honestly floated. I didn't feel it. I didn't feel

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Speaker 1: Rio, take us see how the race went down.

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Speaker 5: Well, it was a very slow start from the piggy

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Speaker 1: He never quite recovered. Jack was fast, I will give

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Speaker 4: He was floating, but Piggy.

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Speaker 5: Gonzales very slow to get out of the blocks. And

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Speaker 1: I turned around.

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Speaker 4: Rio, did the pig ever run? I turned around, and

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Speaker 1: To a canter. I would say.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't say Jack actually.

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Speaker 1: Just raced himself.

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Speaker 4: He Christian, I raced the pig and I won.

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Speaker 1: He raced.

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Speaker 4: What will the record books, what will the record books show?

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Speaker 1: You're quite right that the pig walked it.

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Speaker 4: Basically, that's not in the books.

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Speaker 1: The books just said.

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Speaker 2: I think the pig is always going on here and

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Speaker 2: thought the nice thing to do is let this guy win.

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Speaker 1: Jack, Well, you are the deserved winner. You held your nerves,

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Speaker 1: you rased you one. Well done.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, guys, Thank you for your support. Christian, you

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Speaker 4: were the only one who believed in me in this.

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Speaker 1: Whole Sedately.

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Speaker 2: All right, Jackie Boy, This song is for you, ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen. The winner today, the one and only Jack Post.

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Speaker 1: He took the pressure and he delivered. Thank you, Christian

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Speaker 1: O'Connell show go on podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack and I are very lucky working with Patsy just generally,

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Speaker 2: but sometimes she give us a little heads up about

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Speaker 2: what I call it inside training by the news just

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Speaker 2: suck ahead on the door and went, just I know

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Speaker 2: you're going to wear be zoo this weekend, Joe. Where

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Speaker 2: I ask somebody to do with the mere cats? What

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Speaker 2: is it they mating or something or their scat or I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know whether it's to protect their health, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: They got like a swine blue a mewcat version of

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Speaker 4: that that can transfer to humans that I have to worry.

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Speaker 3: About spreading that, Gord, you love the mew CAATs, you

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Speaker 1: Why didn't the recats wear the masks themselves? Imagine that?

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Speaker 2: Cute? So cute? Okay, Jackie boy, how did you get on?

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Speaker 2: Yesa We sent Jack Post to a psychic for the

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Speaker 2: very first time now. Particip Katelyn went last week and

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Speaker 2: she is a wide eyed zenit for this stuff. You know,

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Speaker 4: And everything that she got told, she was amazed that

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Speaker 4: the psychic knew, like, oh, the psychic knew I had

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Speaker 4: bad plumbing in my house? How did she know that?

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Speaker 4: So she I went along to the same psychic. Even

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Speaker 4: I'm more of a skeptic. Honestly, I don't really believe

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Speaker 4: So she did. She was capable of like getting a

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Speaker 2: Did you say, hey, what's your name? And then what happens?

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Speaker 2: Because you're pre booked online, So what actually happened?

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Speaker 4: Yep, you say your name, So she goes jack post,

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Speaker 4: she writes it down, and then she asked for your

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Speaker 4: date of birth ten eleven, nineteen eighty seven.

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Speaker 4: Yep, she's got a little whiteboard in front of her,

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Speaker 4: like is if she's channeling something. Bang bang bang, there's

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Speaker 4: a whole lot of numbers coming out. Oh you've got

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Speaker 4: eleven's very strong for you. You're an alpha male, she said,

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Speaker 4: And then you started to breaking up. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: There's making the statue of even disappeared, and there's Shack.

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Speaker 1: He's at alpha, so watch out.

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Speaker 4: But you didn't know everyone, Well, I've got it somewhere

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Speaker 2: Came to be a sad because every home in Victoria's

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Speaker 4: And it felt like I was getting you know, it's

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Speaker 4: the plumbing in your house, because I know Caitlyn got it.

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Speaker 4: Kaitlyn also got ten knives in the back, which is forthcoming.

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Speaker 2: Her knives are yet to come, which is a big

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Speaker 4: I got the tennis spades as well, which means but

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Speaker 4: I had it in my history. So I've had ten

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Speaker 4: knives in my back. My god, thank god it's behind

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Speaker 4: you know, put that will buy the whole. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: throwback Thursday, Jimmy went out and your back was actually

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Speaker 4: quite a lot of pain last year.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 4: She would love you because you make the connections that

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Speaker 1: It's translation like a double act.

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Speaker 4: Because sometimes I would say, she would say like, is

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Speaker 4: there an an in your past? And I would say no,

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Speaker 4: but you would be great at being there and making

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Speaker 4: connections like oh no, but you hadn't an Anthony, Uncle Anthony.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like so some other highways. There's a spirit

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Speaker 4: that lives in my shed, in my garden shed.

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Speaker 2: Now, I I will tend to believe that because whenever

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Speaker 2: you buy a new place of property, there is energy

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Speaker 2: and spirits there.

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Speaker 1: I believe that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's he doing in the garden shed?

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Speaker 1: Pain ran? Hey, little feller, what's he doing?

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Speaker 4: She says, not like a polter gey. It's not like

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Speaker 4: I've got two or multiple spirits in the dining room and.

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Speaker 4: But the biggest one I got, and she's she's bringing

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Speaker 4: She says, my time and my current workplace is temporary. No,

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Speaker 4: No, no, I'm staying on this show. She said, it's

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Speaker 4: like temporary could mean ten years, and then I'll permanent.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going anywhere, right.

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Speaker 2: I told my wife this last night. I said, oh, look,

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Speaker 1: It's not happening about the dog with a splitch.

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Speaker 2: Alsoide, do you think temporary could be ten You don't

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Speaker 2: Again, the whole timeline here now it's very lucy goosey.

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Speaker 4: If I'm staying on the show, I promise you this is.

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Speaker 1: Your decision, true, Bobby.

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Speaker 4: Temporary, I'm going to see Sue the Bustlers after or

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Speaker 1: She's on a way right now.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, how do you feel about going to see Reto

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Speaker 2: the Psychic next week?

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Speaker 3: I would no, seriously, hand on my heart.

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Speaker 1: I would love to, but I'm a bit scared after

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Speaker 4: I seriously would love to. You know, I'm running back and.

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Speaker 2: Then we know, right once and for all, if you

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Speaker 2: Actually no, maybe you put in ten nights.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps doing the Plunger Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We went to see a local improv night a Comedy

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Speaker 4: Improv is something that we've shied away from for a

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Speaker 2: Way to say, it's horrendous when it's great, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: There was just no laughter the whole time, So four

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Speaker 2: You start to actually hate the people doing that. I

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Speaker 4: And they they start to be aware that whatever they

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Speaker 2: You're eating one and you're making up eating one. They

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Speaker 4: The exactly they yell out, like you say a random

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Speaker 1: Patsy. By the way, before the show today, jack old.

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Speaker 4: No no no no.

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Speaker 2: Started find each other A couple of no no nots

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Speaker 1: Are you hanging in your no no, no no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, because users barely we should all be allowed a

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Speaker 2: I always have it up there, even if I'm handing

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Speaker 2: remember why he didn't do that improv Oh, I would

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Speaker 4: I would just rather handle it than you retell it.

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Speaker 4: I said Christian Rea that I didn't like to yell

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Speaker 3: Or asked you to come up on stage.

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Speaker 4: I know, it's like, oh my god, look he's here.

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Speaker 2: And they get to see the magic man. Yes, wow,

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Speaker 2: how we oh my god? Soon who's but is that

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Speaker 2: Michael Jordan there?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Please, mister MISSI.

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Speaker 2: My good accompany that I'm intimidating now Robin Williams is here.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I know it's.

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Speaker 4: I'm off duty.

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Speaker 1: I am professionally funny. No script. Every day.

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Speaker 2: I will be in the shadow and see imagine I

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Speaker 1: I wasn't here. I shouldn't have come.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have come with my goo status and reputation

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Speaker 2: that follows me everywhere. Oh darned me so magnificent even

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Speaker 1: Good showers. Who could the show? All right? Coming up

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Speaker 1: after eight?

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Speaker 2: There more improv from Jack and I showing your kids

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Speaker 1: Okay, but Lisia know the pay to get that's what

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Speaker 4: We don't have an audience feedback.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if well they email me, trust me,

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Speaker 2: I get the emails they will from Patsy.

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Speaker 2: The name game, as in, if you've got one of

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Speaker 1: What did you say? Again?

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Speaker 2: You have a kind of go to one line where

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Speaker 3: My name is sirt and last and it's as in

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Speaker 3: It's a surname, my name as in not petrol diesel.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's how works. We try and guess your name.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me if you're if you're driving along, we were

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Speaker 4: Are you allowed to pat somebody's horse.

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Speaker 1: I think he just be very respectful and very careful.

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Speaker 4: Yes, which I was.

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Speaker 2: He's that voice, and hey, don't kick me in the

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Speaker 4: I got bitten that chopped at just you. He was

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Speaker 4: So there was three horses. Pat the first one. He's

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Speaker 2: Drama demonstrations we've seen of a man patching horse. If

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Speaker 4: Well, the first two liked it, and then the third

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Speaker 1: Getting on them.

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Speaker 4: Is that what it's for?

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Speaker 1: Would have been quite irritated, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Because I thought he looked irritated inside the mask. So

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Speaker 4: I thought, this guy's not getting any paths. We're not

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Speaker 4: because he's not leaning over the fence like the other guys.

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Speaker 1: Because he doesn't want to.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what I found out. As soon as

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Speaker 4: I touch his neck, he quick smart bams around, chomping

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Speaker 4: on my horse your.

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Speaker 2: Neck, so you don't even know. Just one of his

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Speaker 2: juniors start touching your neck, you'll rect. Yes, you've got

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Speaker 2: to respect them. And also they pick up on people's vibes.

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Speaker 4: No, my vibes was very friendly.

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Speaker 1: I doubt that very They go sub vibe.

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Speaker 4: I was one with nature.

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Speaker 2: They go sub vibe to pick up on something in you.

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Speaker 4: His vibe was off. Horsey, he got this close to

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Speaker 4: my nipple slenator away. Yeah, he would have killed and

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Speaker 4: they when he chumps, that would have done some real damage.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember scored this week called Horsey bites someone

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Speaker 2: like this?

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Speaker 1: What that thing under the arm? Pitch horse bits?

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Speaker 4: The pain of those And now I know where they

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Speaker 4: get the name from, because if this had a landed,

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Speaker 4: it would have really hurt. And he wrecked my good hoodie,

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Speaker 4: my favorite great one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my going to go and take it up with

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Speaker 2: the farmer there, Patsy when he talks to her. Mean,

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Speaker 2: there's animal attacks stories. And then there's what happened to

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Speaker 2: the goat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely horrific.

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Speaker 2: Patsy maintains that she was reared up in the nearby

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Speaker 2: and go so high she got lifted out of her

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Speaker 2: gum boots.

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Speaker 1: It was still like.

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Speaker 3: Shocking the horns almost like pierced my buttocks.

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Speaker 4: It was horrific.

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Speaker 1: Tuned into Carl and Jackie over that's their gear.

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Speaker 3: And what's worse is it came read up behind me

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Speaker 3: so I couldn't All I could hear was the hoofs going,

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Speaker 3: and then I looked around and Bamo.

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Speaker 1: Up the JACKSI terrible.

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Speaker 4: That's awful.

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Speaker 1: Apologies, Morning Prime score time.

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Speaker 2: Run Up the JACKXI and that's this week's Up the Jacksie.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a story about Up the JACKXI, save

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Speaker 2: for the next Monday, please Christian O'Connell Show podcast, You've

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Speaker 2: got a big trip coming up. I'm heading back to

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Speaker 2: Europe to see my mom and dad this weekend. When

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Speaker 2: we head into our break.

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Speaker 4: We're going to the US to see Bianca's family, which

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Speaker 4: is a great trip. Can't wait to go. But last

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Speaker 4: night something was proposed to me that I'm really worried about,

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Speaker 4: and I'm asking for a call to help, for anybody

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Speaker 4: who can essentially teach me how to hit a golf

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Speaker 4: ball straight in under a week. Now, I know you

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Speaker 4: did lessons for like a year before you gave up.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Jack, there are professionals that have performance issues can't

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Speaker 2: hit it straight in any great tournament, not the Masters.

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Speaker 2: There are people who are professional golfers who are in

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Speaker 2: the top one percent who still can't hit it straight. Sometimes,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you ain't going to do it in

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Speaker 2: a couple of days. So what game is lined up?

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Speaker 4: So my father in law, who I'm forever trying to impress, right,

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Speaker 4: he's lining up.

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Speaker 2: One of those.

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Speaker 4: He's one of those.

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Speaker 1: No man will ever be good enough.

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Speaker 4: And this man, he said, we're going to play a

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Speaker 4: round of golf when you get here. And he said

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Speaker 4: it before, and I've said, no, no, I can't do it.

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Speaker 4: I've never played golf. I can't do it. I've been

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Speaker 4: to a driving range before and I'm slicing it everywhere,

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Speaker 4: hooking it the other way, is never going straight. He's like,

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Speaker 4: what we're doing is we're going to play what's called

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Speaker 4: a three par course. So every hole is only three par,

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Speaker 4: so it's a shorter distance to each hole.

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Speaker 1: That's still really hard.

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Speaker 4: That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: It's like, unless she's going to let you kick it

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Speaker 1: down or throw it, there's no doubt whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: You know, if you want to make it more even

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Speaker 4: for me to play, do mini golf off kind.

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Speaker 1: Of the level aig, have a beer. It's good fun.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 4: So now he's like, now it's only one hit and

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Speaker 4: then you're on the green and then you only have

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Speaker 4: to go if you could hit it straight.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that the pressure shot in golf.

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Speaker 2: Is when you're teeing off right, And what what golfers

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Speaker 2: do is they you're in your head. You're terrified you'll

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Speaker 2: have your father in law there. Plus it's not just

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Speaker 2: him playing, is there someone else joining you?

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Speaker 4: This is the worst part. So Bank's sister married this

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Speaker 4: guy Brent last year, who's like.

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Speaker 2: The way you spat that I don't like, Well, I

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Speaker 2: don't care you went Brent.

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Speaker 4: But he is the quintessential all American knowledge athlete. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you just picture a guy with his shirt off, looking good,

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Speaker 4: throwing the pig skin like on the beach.

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Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper.

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Speaker 4: Yes, anyway, he's a big golfer, so he's really keen

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Speaker 4: to go on the really keen to go on the

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Speaker 4: father in law golf impressing day. And then there's me

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Speaker 4: dragging life pet along as well. He's now lawyer as well,

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Speaker 4: So like business, we're rolling in the money for the family.

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Speaker 4: Like they'll talk business on the course, and I would

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Speaker 4: just be like jogging behind, how your shares doing at

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Speaker 4: the moment, looking for my ball in the how was.

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Speaker 2: Your swing going at the moment, and have all this

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Speaker 2: kind of crusty old back by the way.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing for clubs?

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess they got to hire them.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, well that is the shame of shame. You

553
00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:34,405
Speaker 2: stick out like a sword, and they're like old, rusty

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Speaker 2: sort of things.

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Speaker 7: Made out of wood plus fours and a cap.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars to go

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Speaker 4: and get measured up and buy some new clubs and

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Speaker 4: then take them pay extra.

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Speaker 1: You need to hurt your back on the flight over.

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Speaker 1: You cannot play.

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Speaker 4: I just need to hit straight.

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Speaker 1: Ere we go forever.

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Speaker 2: Just when you're teeing off, they'd be like making small

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Speaker 2: talk and bands and old Jack's looking a bit nervous, Dave,

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Speaker 2: And then you'll be don't shanking it to be going

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Speaker 2: off like, oh you play head guys, I catch up

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00:27:12,405 --> 00:27:16,125
Speaker 2: whether high five? You're playing World Derek today? What are

568
00:27:16,165 --> 00:27:17,245
Speaker 2: you shooting off at the moment?

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Speaker 1: Nine?

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Speaker 4: Jack Bianko was in the Bianko was such a good

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Speaker 4: golfer as a kid. They lived on a golf course.

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Speaker 4: Is it my father or how serious he takes golfing? Wow,

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Speaker 4: Yanka and her siblings who are like in the local paper.

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Speaker 4: So you go to that house, they've got framed pictures

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Speaker 4: of Bianca.

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Speaker 2: You know you don't play kid, This is a Recipeople

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Speaker 2: just ask you. Don't play golf.

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Speaker 4: With those people business.

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Speaker 1: No, they let me go. No, no, it just be

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Speaker 1: for fun. Those people don't play golf for fun.

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Speaker 4: You know what's different. Plenty of times he's asked me

582
00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:52,005
Speaker 4: before will you play golf? And no, no, no, don't

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00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,645
Speaker 4: want to. This time he used a new tactic that

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00:27:54,765 --> 00:27:58,085
Speaker 4: I can't really wriggle out off. He goes, Jack, I

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00:27:58,165 --> 00:28:00,805
Speaker 4: want to bond with you more, and I think we

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Speaker 4: should play golf together. What do you say to that.

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00:28:03,925 --> 00:28:05,805
Speaker 4: You can't say no, I don't want to bond with you.

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00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:09,845
Speaker 2: Just say that There are many ways bar go to

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00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:12,245
Speaker 2: bargo for a walk. In fact, why don't you say

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00:28:12,245 --> 00:28:17,525
Speaker 2: you love playing pickaball fastest? Let's pickable together, father in law.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'll tell you. One other time he

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00:28:19,645 --> 00:28:22,085
Speaker 4: said that he wants to bond with me. There's a

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Speaker 4: place called the Japanese bath House here in Melbourne. And

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Speaker 4: when he was in Melbourne, you you you go and

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Speaker 4: have a good time. We don't have a good time.

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00:28:35,925 --> 00:28:39,085
Speaker 4: You just going naked and you bath with other gentlemen,

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Speaker 4: including big bath.

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Speaker 1: He wanted to that boy's going to get you in

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Speaker 1: a bunker. This is what I was talking about. I

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Speaker 1: found your balls Jack the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack has brought his guitar and today this is a

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Speaker 2: performance day for you, Jackie Boyce. So you're singing immediately

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Speaker 2: after the show.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Bank and I are singing together today at Gordie's daycare.

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Speaker 4: We've been asked to perform four songs for the kids.

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Speaker 4: Well been asked. Bianca volunteered us other parents.

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Speaker 2: That's the spirit, that's that's who you want and perform

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Speaker 2: what the children do.

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Speaker 4: They asked parents to do, like can you come in

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Speaker 4: and do anything with the kids. Yesterday's parents just read

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Speaker 4: them a book.

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Speaker 1: Come on and I'm guessing that you were practicing yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've rehearsed my songs. Do you want me to

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Speaker 4: play you in?

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Speaker 2: I want to hear I want to hear the opener. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 2: first of all, you said that Bianch is your backup singer.

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Speaker 2: This is Jack and Biancher from a week ago at karaoke. Ah, man, Jack,

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Speaker 2: he's actually cruel to put that in front of young

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Speaker 2: minds who could be irreparably broken.

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Speaker 1: But wait, he's got a backup singer. His wife suddenly

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Speaker 1: reading a book is what you two should be doing together.

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Speaker 1: Those poor children, think of the innocent minds.

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Speaker 4: So we went into that karaoke session without any rehearsal Right,

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Speaker 4: we rehearsed our songs twice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, our whole playlist. How did he go? You're happy?

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Speaker 4: Tell me I'm going to play you some Old McDonald

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Speaker 4: had a farm. Okay, Yeah, this is interactive as well

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Speaker 4: with the kids, so you guys can be the kid. Brilliantly,

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Speaker 4: Old McDonald had a farm.

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Speaker 2: Someone's rushing through this, Patsy, Yeah, don't what he's been rehearsaling.

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Speaker 1: This is with rehearsal.

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Speaker 6: Hold hold on, McDonald, Old McDonald had a farm.

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Speaker 4: I think your voice.

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Speaker 1: Can you get the audio where chat went? You decide?

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Speaker 1: Oh my.

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Speaker 4: Old McDonald had.

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Speaker 1: A bit of a down.

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Speaker 5: And now.

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Speaker 1: That's tell you what.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen you get in your head, now, turn like

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Speaker 2: the voice right, spin around you do THEND then come

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Speaker 2: back now.

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Speaker 1: But imagine that we are children, we're Gordon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So when you come back around on your chair,

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Speaker 2: get that game face on and not that pitchy high

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Speaker 2: too low.

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Speaker 7: Crap morning children, good mister post. Now I am Gordy's

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Speaker 7: dad and this is Gordy's mom.

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Speaker 4: And have we got some so.

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Speaker 1: I love it?

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Speaker 6: Have you guys ever heard of old McDonald? Yes, well

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Speaker 6: old McDonald.

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Speaker 4: Had a farm?

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Speaker 1: Found it? E?

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Speaker 4: That's not.

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Speaker 2: Am I?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: No more, no more, Jack, if you are that nursery

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Speaker 2: council now nine four one four one four three Worst

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Speaker 2: children's entertainer ever

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