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Speaker 1: Well, and what do you podcast? Many one of the

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Speaker 1: great comics on the planet at the moment is one

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Speaker 1: of our friends. Have been very lucky to say at

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Speaker 1: the Melbourn Company Festival a couple of times. The one

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Speaker 1: and only Daniel Slosser joins us right now. So much enthusiasm.

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Speaker 2: One thing that's changed, one significant thing that's changed since

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Speaker 2: we last spoke to you, Daniel, you've become a father

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Speaker 2: man I have and this time to my knowledge, so

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Speaker 2: very exciting.

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Speaker 3: You know what a great, great turn of events.

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Speaker 1: First question, how'd you go in the delivery suite?

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Speaker 3: But like it's.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard a bloke to like talk about how

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Speaker 2: traumatic it is because what you go through is nothing

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Speaker 2: compared to what she goes through. But like I always,

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Speaker 2: I always describe it as like being a dad in

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Speaker 2: the room when your partner gives birth. Is a lot

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Speaker 2: like losing a leg in a war, and then when

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Speaker 2: you go home you have to spend the rest of

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Speaker 2: your life living with someone who lost both legs and both.

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Speaker 3: Arms in the same war.

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Speaker 2: Like your life is different and it's changed, But it's

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Speaker 2: impossible to complain about that next to Stumpy because she

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Speaker 2: went through so much words so you just have to

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Speaker 2: sit there and hop and pretend to everything's normal. And

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Speaker 2: of course then she's breastfeeding as well.

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Speaker 1: Her job is so much harder.

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Speaker 2: And there you are with your one leg going well,

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Speaker 2: I'm going all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah. Oh man, you're so as the partner

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Speaker 3: in the room, you're so pointless. Man. There's nothing you

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Speaker 3: can do to make any of their suffering less. But

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Speaker 3: the worst thing you could do is not being there.

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Speaker 1: There is a mount where your partner goes from trading

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Speaker 1: you with the respect and dignity that any adult relationship

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Speaker 1: offers into talking to you like a dog, you know,

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Speaker 1: where they're just like it's like no, no, that's okay, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, darling. And then there's just amoment where it's

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Speaker 1: just like get off me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, do not stop.

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Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me like that? Why you

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Speaker 1: look at me like that? Can you come up here?

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Speaker 1: And you're like you just with the room.

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Speaker 2: And because of the because of the contractions, because of

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Speaker 2: all the emotions running around, Like there's times when they're

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Speaker 2: like I love you and I want you to touch me

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Speaker 2: and we can do this together. And then there's other

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Speaker 2: times and She's like, are you aware of how low

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Speaker 2: do you breathe?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll

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Speaker 3: work on it. Please talk.

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Speaker 1: I made the terrible mistake of trying to have amused

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Speaker 1: Liba during one of the contractions that did not go down.

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Speaker 3: Absolute man, you psycho path you are there. You were

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Speaker 3: there to starve so that at least she knows that

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Speaker 3: you're suffering in some way. Of course you did.

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Speaker 1: There was a point where I suffered too much. I

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Speaker 1: got told to like to like cheer up. I got

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Speaker 1: told lady, yeah, because I've been standing there for twenty hours,

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Speaker 1: like she labed for like twenty two. I was outrageous

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Speaker 1: and I was just desolate, and she was like, can

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Speaker 1: you get pick yourself up?

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Speaker 2: I was in a bunch more situate, like she's just

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Speaker 2: gone through this picture of real like but she lost

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Speaker 2: like a liter and a half of blood, which for

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Speaker 2: a five to two person is all of the blood

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Speaker 2: in her body. Right, so so afterwards, like she needs

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Speaker 2: to go through for surgery and stuff, and I'm just

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Speaker 2: there with my son and the nurses are amazing, like

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Speaker 2: they're making sure I'm fine and they're giving me updates

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Speaker 2: and everything, but you know, the love of my life

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Speaker 2: is going for really hard surgery after this really off thing, and.

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Speaker 3: She comes back in the first thing she goes and

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Speaker 3: she's like, and are you okay?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, please, please, please, love, let's ask me

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Speaker 4: how I am in two years, Like I'll just then

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Speaker 4: you're so kind that your first thought is me.

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Speaker 3: But that's a mental thing.

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Speaker 1: Like that, like that, Yeah, did you ta like the sandwiches?

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Speaker 1: Did you get off with sandwiches?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: You obviously do the music the sandwiches, Daniel, because I

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Speaker 1: was in a bit of a pickle.

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Speaker 2: There we were. We weren't sandwiches. We got we got

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Speaker 2: toast and we got tea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you took it.

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Speaker 1: You took the t and the toes.

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Speaker 3: No, man, No, I couldn't eat talking about what will.

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Speaker 2: The doctor sits there and it's like they're down at

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Speaker 2: the at the end where everything's happening, and they ask

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Speaker 2: me insane questions like would you like to come and watch?

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Speaker 2: And You're like, what qualifications do you think I have

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Speaker 2: to be down that end and see anything. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: stay up, make eye contact with my soulmate and then

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Speaker 2: become aware of how powerful my peripheral vision.

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Speaker 3: It's more of the boys on the full podcast. Just

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