WEBVTT - They Will Either Love It Or Hate It 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.120 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.240 four point three. 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.600 From Richmond Gold one four point three HQs, Melbourne, Australia, broadcasting. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:17.079 To the world for a Christian How old are you? Another? 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:17.440 Three? 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:20.040 Wise men? You don't have to bring gifts Breakfast Show. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:21.079 Okay, I didn't watch it. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.439 I would have been clutching my pearls sack smell. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:32.200 Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, The Tire 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:35.120 Power six minutes past six Tuesday Morning. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.159 Gold one I four point three. Good morning, Patrina. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.320 Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell and Jack Morning. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.960 Patsy, Good morning, Jack Post. How are you yeah good? 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.720 I'm good this morning. Yesterday. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.400 You met this guy before when we did the show 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:50.720 live in the pub. You met the guy who is 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.559 like a human billboard for the show. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:58.200 Chris Big Greek Chris. He slipped over outside. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:00.560 The Jim Heater personal trainer at right two weeks ago. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.480 It's been the talk of it and you've seen how 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:03.480 solid that man is. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:03.760 Yep. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.600 I think you described in him as carved out of 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:07.920 solid mahogany. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.840 He's just he's just solid, you know, he's just he's 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.760 as wide as he is tool. Somehow he slipped over 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.200 outside the gimmy's a personal train over. It's like some 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.640 wet conditions or something like that, and he cracked his 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.800 head open an ambulance and it was like deep brain 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.960 blood oozing out of him. And and yesterday I saw 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.720 him and he showed me the scar that's right at 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.640 the back of his head and I said, all right, 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.480 it's a couple of inches. It's a really deep cash. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.000 I was like, what are they putting there? They've got 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.920 stitches in there, and he went, do you know what 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:39.320 they did? 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:40.720 Super clue? 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.880 Yeah, what your head together exactly? 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:47.160 I was like, you go to act you do hear? 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.919 She be right, super clue. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.720 It's special surgical glue. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.520 Well he thought it was. He described it as like 0:01:56.680 --> 0:02:01.040 bunny superen grip like feel Yeah, he said. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.680 They literally one nurse just like got her hands and 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.520 sqush pushed it together. The doctor went, this is gonna 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.600 hurt and put you know that that sort of tip 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:14.959 the nozzle thing into the cut and it's like that 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.359 is if you were doing some grouting between the tiles. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.680 And then the nurse has to hold your head together 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.480 for what twelve hours. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.120 They put in vice. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.200 I know it would work at school and watch. I 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.080 did not know that they would do that super glue. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.000 So why have they done away with the stitches? 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.680 Because he said it's better and stronger than stitches apparently 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.079 for certain wounds. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.720 And less risk of infection. I've had that done before 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:41.320 on a wound. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:42.280 Really. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.120 Yeah, it's marvelous stuff. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.240 It's incredible and you don't have to bother, you know, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:47.760 having to go back and get. 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:48.440 The stitches out. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.640 And what happens with the super does it just dissolve? 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.720 It just dissolves away. It's incredible. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.080 Yeah, And do you l does it leave much of 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:56.440 a scar? 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:56.960 Like? 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:57.880 No, it's better. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.440 It's less of a scar because you know some times 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.360 with stitches, in some areas you can actually see like 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:07.040 the stitch points. But it's a beautiful, clean little sky. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:07.519 It must be. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.360 In certain parts of the body they can use the 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.520 super glue, like for flesh wounds or in your stomach. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.440 There's lots offerent maybe layers they need to do stitch 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.720 because you wouldn't have to be if you had a 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:17.280 flesh wound. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.000 So I got shot, well, actually. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.800 No, mine's on my side, so no, you can do 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.880 it on your side, like around you belly region an abdomen. 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.520 What super clue? 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.880 Yes, I think you went to some sort of backstreet 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.680 Well I did not were. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.000 I think that's your home kit. 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.200 That's how you do it when you get shot a 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:39.119 buck shot or something out hunting or like that. Now, 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.720 this is exciting coming up next. Then have you got 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.800 your copy? Pats Yes, I have, I've got my copy. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.880 I see. I didn't realize right. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.560 Yesterday on the show, Patsy came in and noticed that 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.080 you were working on a crossword. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.600 I made my own crossworm and I'd sent him to 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:58.560 my dad, and my dad was replying to my email saying, hey, 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.520 I've got halfway through the crossword. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:01.280 Here's where I'm up to. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.720 And I thought I'll put that in a folder that 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.240 is for things outside of the show. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.400 And as I was dragging it to the it sounds 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:09.200 like Tom Hawk's. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:12.320 It sounds like a long story today. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.800 Is that what you saw yesterday? 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.920 He like getting in some bands with his sen loving day. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.680 I didn't realize. We've got this crossword that you made 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.640 for your dad, which is awesome, but it's. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.839 A proper crossword. You've done it on a program. Yeah, 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.839 I mean I didn't just don't do anything. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.159 I started drawing it out of myself and it was 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.280 taking way too long. So I found a program on 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.880 the internet where you can just punch in your clues 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.880 and then make it awfully and it looks like one 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.719 out of the newspaper when he does. But I beg 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.680 you to not do this as a segment on the. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:49.600 Radio show Quality Control, it's all over the place. Why 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.720 is it that you're so reluctant to bring your crossword 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.320 clues to our sharp minded listeners. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.520 Well, for one, a cryptic clos same with thick. No, no, 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.000 I'm not, I'm not. I'm just saying a cryptic crossword 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:05.320 has a specific set of rules, and you've got to 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.160 know the rules to play the game. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:10.080 Mis rules chat the rules post. We'll take us through 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.159 the rules next. Okay. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:15.239 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh four point. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:18.280 Three Christian superglue was developed by the Americans for use 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.120 in the Vietnam War to close wounds. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:21.800 Very very quickly. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:25.279 As came as a field dressing they could put on 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:25.839 very quickly. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:26.960 I like it all right. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:31.080 So Jack has spent three weeks coming up with a 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.640 cryptic crossword for his. Dada has been taking me through 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.000 this because I've never done a cryptic crossword. 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:37.040 In my life. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.599 I've always gone for some of the UK newspapers do 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.320 something called the Tea Time Quickie, where it's like a 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.320 twenty minute crossword. It's a lot easier. It's a starter level. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:47.560 It's my level, and. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.279 That's usually just synonyms. Right, so you find a word 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.279 and then a word that you like. It fits into 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:53.640 the grid. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:06:00.480 I'm asking you nothing, you said, I understood same. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:05.719 It's that's easier clues. It's like it's the capital of England. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:11.839 It's it's that there's no similes. It's that. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:14.920 This is already hurt. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.680 My hid which football stadium, Wembley? 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.080 Tearing through this one. They won't for me, won't for me. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.320 It's that time quickie, Okay, any cross room you're doing 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.839 twenty minutes. My dad gets really annoyed that I still 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.240 do it. My dad does the proper Times and the 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.840 Telegraph crossword every single day, has done since as a kid. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.240 He loves crosswords. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.039 He will love this great. Send it up, please forward 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.240 it onto him. I'd love to get his feedback on it. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:41.880 Oh, my dad lives a feedback. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.400 When I sent my dad in an advanced copy of 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.520 the first children's book I wrote, I heard nothing. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.960 For two days. He rang me and went son, I 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:50.480 got the book. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:55.880 Can I tell you the chapter that didn't work for me? 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:01.599 There were seventy two chapters. One chapter. We have to 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.720 talk for twenty minutes about the one chapter it work 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:04.080 for him. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.120 You you're opening up a portal, all right, maybe he is. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:11.480 You want his feedback, I'll put you to in direct contact. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.440 No, don't forward it directly, get to send you the feedback. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.520 No, no, no, you want feedback. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:20.360 You're going to handle vild Man's withering feedback, all right. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.360 So take us through. Then. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.400 For people who don't know, how does a cryptic crossword work? 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:29.280 Well, a cryptic crossword has eight to ten sets of 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:33.800 rules or different ways to decode a clue. It's not 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.320 something that you can easily teach in a three minute 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.640 link on the radio. Nor is it something you can 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.800 easily play on the radio when you know how to play. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:42.600 Because a lot of wages agree. 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.680 Because I know that a lot of our listeners are 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.880 very intelligent and super quick learners. 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:50.160 I know, but even even hearing a cryptic crossword clue. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:51.560 So you have to look. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.560 At it just to and spand out. Buddy, I've got one. 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.200 It's twenty seven across bali. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:08:01.120 Twenty seven across is bali. This guy's done a crossword before. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:01.600 Okay. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.600 Now, therefore, twenty seven down okay begins is a fall 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:05.720 er to word beginning with B. 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:10.240 Sheep sounds heard in drinking establishments. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:15.320 Bar bars, Yeah, yeah, yep, through it now, maybe you 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.000 can teach it. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:19.040 No, I've had a look at all the other clues. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.880 I'm out now I'm stumbling to go. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:23.840 That's as far as I've got. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.040 All right, Patsy, Oh so you got two? How many 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:26.560 did you get? 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.040 None? 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:29.320 Have you a look at it? 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:29.880 Just now? 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.000 What did you do in spandal ballet? 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:37.320 It's writing a news story for right itself? 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:37.920 It does. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.840 There's a Rachel that works whose job it was. I 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:42.880 didn't realize until the. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.560 Other week to write. You write next bit? Where you go? 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:48.600 I'm Petrina Jones. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.680 This is beak on the right. I have to write. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.120 I'm a journalist. I'm looking at seven down. Victorian town 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:59.120 has problematic rat area out east. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:06.880 Ballarat close arrow rat Yes, all right? Should I give 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.160 one of the clues for people at home to try 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:15.040 to get. All right, this is a three letter word 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:20.240 only three letter word type of beer found in Safari Park. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.840 It's a type of beer found in Safari par Is. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.160 This a joke, it's not. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.839 It's not a joke. There is no punchline. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:31.319 Type of beer. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:33.360 For you guys to. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.040 How many letters? 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.080 Three letters? 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:39.560 Al? 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:44.760 I was thinking, No, I think I know what is it? 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.160 What's that animal arc? 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:52.400 It's not an animal? No, put the animals in his 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:56.480 ar a giant boat. No, it didn't shove all the 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.640 animals an. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:01.880 Animal getting the big animal called the arc. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:03.719 I'm sure our listeners. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:07.440 Jones in the arc of Covenant. It wasn't a giant bird. Something. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.600 We're looking for a type of beer paths out three 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.640 letters Safari Park. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.880 All right, give us a call then nine four one 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.520 four one four three. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:21.160 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:21.680 point three. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.360 We're testing in brain cells right now. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.520 Jack Post has actually created a cryptic crossword from scratch 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.720 using some online computer program for his dad. I've demanded 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.600 we try and pull this apart on the radio show. 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.199 It is hard. I've got another three more words. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:37.800 You're doing very well. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.920 No, no, I've stop now, I can't do anymore. I can't. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.640 I'm stunting at a headache. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.720 But we should take it off you because you spent 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.960 the entire adbreaking songs, working on the crossroad. Usually we 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.480 work some things like what's coming up in five topic Tuesday, 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.920 what kind of questions we're put in there. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.480 A couple of years ago, I had a dartboard in 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.000 the studio and three days after having it in the studio, 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.360 the boss had to come up and find out what 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.760 the distraction was. Why there were large gap some silence 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.320 after songs as I was at the hockey, plane darts 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.560 and also doing a breakfast show the background. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.640 All right, So the clue you're asking the good listener 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:08.439 this morning. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:12.959 Is type of beer found in Safari Park. If you're 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:17.120 familiar with cryptic crosswords, it is a standard cryptic clue 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:20.320 type of beer found in Safari Park. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.280 Now, if you do like Douney crosswords, and I bet 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.040 there are quite a few of you that do, We've 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.200 just put this up on our Facebook page. What are 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.160 great of all the things we've had this year on 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.880 our Facebook page? All the endless dull research they. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.480 See it pay down. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:35.360 You want to watch it for a second now, so 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.360 can you do that five minute link in one second? 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.920 We've got to crossword go up there. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:44.880 This is what Zuckerberg's dream was, really cryptic crosswords online. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.560 It's up on our page O C one, O four three. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.880 There's a price the first person that completes it. All right, 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.200 let's take some guesses now, then, Sue, good. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.040 Morning, Good morning, girds. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:54.800 How are you all? 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:55.040 Oh? 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.319 I got blood coming out my ears. I'm having to 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:01.040 think think too much, Sue. So have you got the answer? 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:01.280 Suit? 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:02.719 I think it's you. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.400 It is not you, Sue, you're kidding me. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:06.920 Come on? 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.280 Is there a type of beer called? 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:13.800 Just googled it? Actually? 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:14.560 Is there? 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:19.520 Am you export and Lager? 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:20.000 Oh? 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:20.319 Wow? 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.280 It's sadly it's not the correct answer. It's less of 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.600 a literal translation of the crew clue and more of 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.679 a cryptic translation. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.320 So thanks, I may have a good day you too. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:32.800 Bye. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.720 She's not she the happiest person to get an answer 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:37.880 wrong on any game show ever. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.000 Chunk people off to now, Damien, good morning morning here 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.640 you struggling, Damien. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:44.680 What do you think the answer is? 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.760 I'm going to get to I p a mate, are 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.360 you a cryptic crossword tackler? 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:53.520 Usually Damien doesn't want the clue. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:56.760 I p A is correct. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.760 We're sending your prize. That is great going mate, we'll 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.359 send your prize World on Tamien. Could you make alcohol 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.280 based crossword for this? I think that's more our level. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:07.679 All right? 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.400 What is this time of the answerst because it's trump 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.280 me nuts build a four letter word? 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:11.520 Wait? 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.760 Should I first say? I'll quickly say why I P 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.000 A is found in Safari Park because the last letter 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.240 of Safari's I, the first two letters of park a 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.920 p A, and the word the beer is found inside 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:23.880 Safari Park. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.840 Okay, producers, can you cut that? Make that in today's promo? 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:29.920 I don't want to miss this kind of show. What 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.400 times it start tomorrow? Build a Bear? This is my level, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.520 but I've been to a build a Bear factory many times. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:39.360 Build a bear, you're beginning to coddle. Four letters, all right, 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:43.960 So the build a bear your beginning. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.040 So you take the beginning from all those words build 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.760 a bear your and you get the word baby, which 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.160 can also mean toddle to baby. Something that's good. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.320 This is very very high level. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.960 I'm going to move away now, drawn into this the 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.600 christ for sure. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:02.800 Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.080 Three this Sunday, then weekend before the big Grand Final. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:09.160 It is our Grand Final. We're all going to be 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.400 live on the EJ. Whitten over over in Footscrade. This 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:17.640 Sunday fun starts at nine. Folks face painters, Bacon and 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.480 d rolls and so the granny's getting ready. I think 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.840 they have to start registering from eight thirty because so 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.240 many have gone online. Do what time if you want 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.800 to do that grannies at Gold one four three dot 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.720 com dot au. We're hoping to have around one hundred 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.040 grannies taking each other on, trying to kick the footy 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.840 as far as they can. Last year was just under thirty, 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.000 just shy of thirty. The winner Bromwin got twenty eight 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.360 point five four. We're hoping this year we're going to 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:46.680 get over thirty. So that is this Sunday now found 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:53.480 out yesterday Patsy doesn't use the name Pats pat newsreader legends, 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.920 Wearabee monster as. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:14:59.600 They were. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.280 That's the private one is sorry, that's the one we have. 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.720 It's one of your crossword clues. The answer is Katrina Jones. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.360 You use a very different name for your coffee name 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:12.920 when you're giving them your order. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.520 What is it Madge? 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.200 Why is that easier than pats? 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:17.560 No? 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:19.840 Well, you know what, I was sick and tired of 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:24.320 I'd always have to spell my name to the local baristas, 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:29.920 and I was just you know, I'd get Katrina, Patricia, Pirina, Petinkos, 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:36.680 all these different versions particular. And then I tried Joones, 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.960 and I'd get Joan, And so I thought, you know what, 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.800 I'm going to make just a totally different name up 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.520 and they never get it wrong. And no one else 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.400 has the name Madge. I thought Madge off, you know, 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.120 kind of like Marge off the Simpsons, Madge. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.400 Madge of neighbors as well, And what's the name Charleston 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.320 was Madge? So and it works on hundred percent. So 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.120 no one says all right because it's not a common name. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:15:59.960 Is it exactly? 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:04.200 Match Madge late for Madge, and it's it's just. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.400 Easy, all right, there'd be I mean, you, Mian about 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.520 your name is a simple name. My name people just 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.320 shortened to Chris. No one ever calls me Christians. It's 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.960 a move here. It's constantly Chris. You have a plumber 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.760 turn up the other day and my wife, this is 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.400 my husband, christ and you went Chris. Nice to meet 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:20.920 you at not even half a second. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.560 Think about just repeating what she just said. No it's 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.160 not it's Chris, all right. Where's the problem with the boy? 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.280 There must be other people who do the same as 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.320 Pats then, who just give a totally different name just 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.360 for easy, just want easy the morning when you're getting 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.320 your coffee and you are whatever your version of Madges. 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.040 I love the fact that you just landed on match. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.360 Yeah just Marge. I thought, oh that's easy. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:44.880 All right. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.200 So if you are what coffee names you give? What's 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.200 your Madge? Nine four one four one. 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.520 O four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:53.640 one oh four point. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.880 Three after seven o'clock this morning. We'll be doing five 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:58.600 tobit Tuesday. Your chance to pick up another pair of tickets. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:02.280 It is completely sold out. Back at Mornington Racecourse next 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:05.359 year in January twenty twenty talking about Red Hot Summer 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.280 Taugh Live right now though, we're looking for you if 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.919 you use a different name for your coffee order. Pats 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:15.880 isn't Pats or Patrina. She is Madge, m A dge 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.960 good old school Nana, name that Madge because one hundred 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.600 percent no one misunderstands it orre so you spell it 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:23.360 or anything like that. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.560 So if you use a different name for your coffee order, 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.520 what do you use? Melissa? Good morning? 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:28.800 Good morning? 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.160 How are you pretty good? 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:31.760 Melissa? How are you this morning? It's not a bit 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.600 sleepy if you had that first coffee yet? 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.600 Not yet? Not yet, waiting until I get to work. 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:38.960 All right? And Melissa? 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.439 So don't Yeah, so people would understand you don't use 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:42.960 the name mel or Melissa. 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:47.479 No, a lot of people can't understand me. I guess 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:48.520 Melissa is simple. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:53.919 I get Vanessa, Marissa, Alissa, everything other than Melissa. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.840 Well, well done to our producers. Then who are able 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.320 to get it successfully and label you up as Melissa? 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.479 Yes, thank God for that. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:03.600 You need a gold star? 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:08.080 And how come we don't go for mel Surely people 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:09.000 could get that right? 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.280 Yeah, No, mal they don't get that right either. It's 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.920 it's like it's too short for them to understand it. 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:17.000 It's crazy. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.160 No one can just have a name with three letters. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:24.199 You're really so, what do you use? Isn't three letters? 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:25.600 Are not male? Or Minissa? 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:28.800 Sarah? I'm Sarah everywhere I go. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:34.399 Do you ever, because it's not your actual name? And 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:36.560 we put so much meaning, don't we honest our names? 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:38.960 But surely sometimes when they're getting it out, your bit tired, 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.520 you're distracted. Do you forget that you are the Sarah 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:49.600 they're looking for. Yes, it's a tricky system. 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.800 People waiting for coffees and they'll scream out Sarah, and 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:56.640 I'll be like, God, where Sarah? 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.920 I might I might give myself the name Spartacus spars 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:01.800 because we see if other people yet out I'm smart? 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:06.560 All right, Uh Melissa slash Sarah. Thank you very much? 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:10.560 You col have a good day. Yeah you too, later, Mark, 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:11.159 good morning? 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:14.359 Yeah you know, Christian, I'm gonna the name of Crash. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:19.520 Why do you go with the name of Crash? 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:21.520 Well, it was a nickname I got when I was 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:25.080 a commercial fisherman. But it's just easy Crash. No one 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:27.879 they believe me. But yeah, no one else got the 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:29.360 name Crash. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:31.200 Because Mark is a very easy name. 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:34.800 Okay, Mark is your good, solid name, dependable name, four letters. 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:37.440 However, Crash great name. 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:42.040 It's like some kind of superhero cartoon character. And how 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.239 did you get the nickname? If you're a fisherman. Were 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:45.960 you crashing into the dock or something? 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:53.200 Yes, you know I crashed around the dick, didn't You 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:56.200 didn't have any seas. I come out black and blue 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.800 and while I got to work, we call me Crash 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:01.119 So it's stuck over twenty years. 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:04.040 There you go, A nickname is born. All right, crash Mark, 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:05.840 thank you very much. Now are right? 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:06.199 Thank you. 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.760 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:10.280 point three. 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.520 Right now we need to talk about what's happening this 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.320 Sunday at the EJ. 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:20.480 Whitten Oval. We are back kristin O'Connell's Grim Final, Save 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:21.520 Gran New kicking. 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:26.960 Yes, Sie Gram, you look at the weather this morning. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:30.920 It is a stunning, stunning day and I'm super excited 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:33.720 about this Sunday. It is back our Grand Final weekend. 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.879 Before the Grand Final, we're hoping to have around one 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:39.360 hundred grannies. I think we had about sort of fifty 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:41.960 last year that came along taking each other on seeing 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:45.200 how far they can kick the footy. Twenty eight point 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:47.680 five four was whin a bron win last year. We're 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.720 hoping you can smash through thirty this year. Still time 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:53.879 if you want to get involved and enter granny, she 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:56.080 just need to go to Gold one I four to 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:59.320 three dot com dot au. However, the really big thing 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:00.720 we need to talk about this morning and some extra 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.600 bits we need from you. First of all, we really 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:04.840 hope you can come along and watch and cheer on 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.040 the Grannies. Last year we had a great crowd. It 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:08.720 was really nice. The show was only a couple of 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:11.320 months old. Look at us now, we're only two hundred 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:14.199 and sixty nine shows old. We're still really young. We 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:16.960 were toddlers. I was a toddler last year, now slightly 0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:19.960 older than that. So come along and watch the Grannies, 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.320 cheer the Grannies on plenty to see in new fun 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:26.080 starts at nine, kicking starts at ten. 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:28.199 And whether you have a granny kicking or night, you 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:29.920 can come along. You don't have to have a grn 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:30.440 in the game. 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:32.640 Yeah, enjoy have a looker of the weekend. 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.080 Na a granny if a seam will walk her down 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:37.840 the street, chuck her in the car, bring her along, Okay, 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:40.960 borrow a granny, sponsor a granny. So what we got 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:44.840 then is not one, not two three skydivers. Last year 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:46.840 we hoped to have a skydiver. We were offered one 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:49.159 of our listeners who was going to skydive with the 0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:53.240 sharing strapped to him, but a groundskeeper Willie out of 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:55.480 the home of the bulldogs the oval was worried about 0:21:55.520 --> 0:21:57.920 if he died and the canopy didn't open, the damage 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:01.720 to the turf. I'm not making any of this up, however, 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:03.960 I don't know what's happened last twelve months. Now he's 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:05.600 not management or they've got a giant trampoline. 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:09.679 They're just gonna move around if the parachu. 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:12.919 Crash mat We've got not one, not two, but three 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.960 skydivers who are going to be jumping out a plane 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:18.560 and landing on the oval. We've also got Carlos, our 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:22.000 new best friend is back, our opera singer. Last week 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:24.720 he was doing an opera grand doorstepping Shane Crawford on 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:27.879 his birthday. This Sunday he's doing the national anthem for 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:28.359 all of us. 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:32.640 Will we find a way to use Carlos? Every week? 0:22:32.119 --> 0:22:34.240 My kids do the scene now it's called a streak, 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:34.520 isn't it? 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:36.280 Where you can just get and trying to find a 0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:39.199 way to use Carlos the opera singer every week to 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:40.200 the end of the year. 0:22:40.320 --> 0:22:41.720 Do you know what we're going to do next week? 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:44.760 We have got four shows, but yeah, they've got the 0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:47.000 opera singer as well, loads more as well, free food 0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:49.120 down there as well. The real big thing we need 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:51.280 yesterday we found someone who can make a great trophy, 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:54.959 not just any trophy. It's a Faberget egg making a 0:22:54.960 --> 0:22:56.520 Faberget egg trophy. 0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:58.840 So that's been that's all in play. 0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.880 The thing we need now is the most important thing 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:04.800 is these grannies. I need you to understand, right. A 0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:08.040 lot of them took it very very seriously last year, 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:10.840 so much so that there was one gran who was 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:14.359 very upset that we didn't have the proper standard issue ball, 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:16.359 the number five. If you want to you want to know, 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:18.439 we had a number four and to be fair, as 0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:19.879 soon as you got they said, I think this is a. 0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:21.760 Smaller ball than some of them would have been practicing with. 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:24.920 Ye most of grannies didn't really care. Some of them. 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:28.879 One of them, I'm talking to you, Brenda Arnell not 0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:32.399 as complains during it. After it followed me and produce 0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.080 a brad out into the car park. I thought she 0:23:35.160 --> 0:23:39.439 was going to belt me and now they pop so 0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:42.159 the bulls have been delivered. Grands, I can assure you 0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:44.359 appreciate your australiings. You want to win, you want to 0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:46.520 kick to win. It is the number five. It is 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.120 a proper ball. Okay, so hopefully that's only been practicing 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:50.760 with some of the entries. 0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:53.520 Then from the grand so far, Hey Christian. 0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:56.720 It's Kirie here. I tried to have a shot last year, 0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:59.280 but I'm fortunately my granddaughter was born that same day, 0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:01.160 so I missed on the comp Wait. 0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:04.520 A minute, unfortunately grand born. Surely if you're granny, that's 0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:05.840 what the job description is. 0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:10.560 Hey Christian, it's Kerry here. I tried to have a 0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:13.320 shot last year, but I'm fortunately my granddaughter was born 0:24:13.400 --> 0:24:16.360 that same day, so I but I'm. 0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:16.840 Ready to go. 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:20.080 I've played a decent season down at them and being 0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:23.200 a footy club, they called me the mad dog, looking 0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:26.400 forward to doing my best to kick at least thirty meters. 0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:28.400 It is a big decision that players have to make 0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:31.320 if they are expecting a child on a day where 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:32.960 they have a game, whether they're going to play or not, 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:37.359 most of them choose to play, So mad dogs should Playlet. 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:40.080 Don't feel comfortable calling a grandmother mad dog. 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:42.840 I didn't give her the name she gave herself. 0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.960 I just don't fell right, fell right. 0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:48.000 Hi, Christian, this is Chris. 0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:52.760 I'm a massive Pie fan for forty eight years. My 0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:55.960 daughter nominated me for the Grand Final, and I believe 0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.040 I can take out the title this year with a 0:24:58.080 --> 0:24:59.679 massive kick of over thirty meters. 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:01.880 Our girls at all mine this year. 0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:03.880 Wow fighting talk there. 0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:07.919 Hi Christian Lacy here looking forward to Grand Final. 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.480 I'm reckon, I'm going to do really well. Just over 0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:12.000 steady minus I can go. 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:14.560 So watch out, grands the titles line. 0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:17.600 All right, coming up next, and there's one person we 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:19.840 need for this Sunday, very very important. 0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:21.159 I tell you who that is. Next. 0:25:21.880 --> 0:25:23.960 I need one of you to step forward to help 0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:26.640 us out. And then I think I think we're all 0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:30.160 good to go. So Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:32.560 one oh four point three. All right, we have a 0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:34.520 you can have a game of footye. We've got the 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:36.479 banner that we came up with on Friday. We've got 0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:46.960 the slogan for the banner that will be chanted by 0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:50.200 everyone out there on Sunday as well. Some more of 0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:52.440 the entries from these amazing Grands. 0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:54.000 Yeah, I appreciate it. 0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:57.680 She has injuring back this year and I'm going to 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:00.919 give her a red red hot go. I've been playing 0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:03.040 at Waverly Park a couple of weeks ago and a 0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:05.760 women's game. Had a pretty good run out there. 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:07.919 I've got the good day gat the trading. 0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:09.800 This year, I'm bringing out home weekness. 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.640 Bring it shaza, Hi, Christian. 0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:17.080 This is Brenda, also known as Junior the Cobogliance. Last 0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:20.160 year I went in the Grand Final and kicked over 0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:22.040 twenty meters. So this year I'm going to go for 0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:26.520 thirty as I'm feeling fitter at seventy and this grand 0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:27.199 can do it. 0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:28.240 Well. 0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.000 That's Brendan now, the one that followed me up to 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:31.000 the car park last year. 0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:32.480 She sounds harmless. 0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:34.160 Yeah, but that's the way, so Jeffrey time. 0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:35.240 I'm sure from time I. 0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:38.000 Have the message or something, they can turn ne I 0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:40.480 forget that some of them robbed us last year as well. 0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:43.960 They are wild. They need to be in a cage. 0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:47.760 Honestly, it's the only way guarantee my safety, the nun cage. 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.600 Hey, Christian at shell here. I'm really looking forward to 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:54.199 the Grand Final again. This year. I made it to 0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:56.360 the top eight. Last year, I reckon I can kick 0:26:56.400 --> 0:26:59.600 over forty forty five meters. This year been training with 0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:03.639 the Juan Ifl Masters boys down here and ready and 0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:05.359 rare and to go looking forward to it. 0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:07.920 Do you think a lot of them some of them 0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:09.359 are coming back from last year because I had a 0:27:09.400 --> 0:27:10.920 good time and they now feel that they could do 0:27:10.920 --> 0:27:12.480 a bit more. And I think also in the last 0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:16.480 twelve months some of them probably inducing. Are we drug 0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:18.600 testing him or not? I say, bring it, Grands, take 0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:20.919 whatever you want, shove it up, your nose, down it, 0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:22.639 whatever you got to do to see if you can 0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:26.880 kick over thirty Okay, so the thing we need for Sunday. 0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:29.600 This is a really I think this is key his 0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:32.600 how it works. Granny steps up, I said, good luck, Granny. 0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:35.320 Granny kicks the ball. Who is the person measuring the kick? 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:36.200 Jack Post? 0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:39.280 And I did flawless job last year? If I say 0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:40.359 so myself. 0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:40.840 You were amazing. 0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:45.080 The only the only bad point about the performance was afterwards, 0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:48.000 you know, when we're giving the granny the giant trophy. 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.800 I looked around for my wingman JP Jackpost. 0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:51.639 Where was he? 0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:54.720 And one of the producers went, he's having a massage 0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:57.280 right now? Not not now, he'd have. 0:27:57.280 --> 0:28:01.159 It after this. We're doing everyone. Everyone is here. 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:03.680 There were six hundred people that are the crowd, the Granninges, 0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:04.280 their families. 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.000 Jack was having a massage on the treatment I did. 0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:10.320 When I was running around back and forth getting the measurements, 0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:12.360 I did ping something in my lower back. 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:13.919 You get that fixed at the end of it. You 0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.600 don't do it during the awards ceremony. 0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:17.840 That will fill me. If you watch the video you're 0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:19.200 seeing where is where's. 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:22.560 Wally is in the background having a rub down, or 0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:24.040 the Granninges didn't get injured. 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.560 No, you were faultless. So you are. You are back there? 0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:28.879 Thank you measuring that? 0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:31.360 Then my job is to get the measurement. Yell out 0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:35.119 twenty eight point five four meters. Then where does that go? 0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:35.800 Exactly? 0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:38.080 Last year it went to Patsy and that is where 0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.120 it might as well just gone in the drain. I'm 0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.840 afraid that that you are a You are like a 0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:44.240 Swiss army knife on this show. 0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:45.560 Your powers are many. 0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:48.760 That pip figures are not one of them, numbers are 0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:51.400 not one of them. And I'm I'm happy to declare. 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.640 That great, Well, you weren't we had to take it 0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:57.640 off you. You kept saying no and get angry. Pass 0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:59.560 he has been moved on. I think it's a more 0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:00.640 important role on the day. 0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:03.160 Oh, that's what they tell the kid at school that 0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:04.120 can't play sport. 0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:06.840 That is what they tell the. 0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.800 One that's using dear. I don't think this is right. 0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:11.760 I don't think this is right, very sad. I think 0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:14.480 if you think about footy, what do we love about footy? 0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:19.000 Face painting? That's what Pats she's doing. She's running a 0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:22.320 face painting table for the kids, the grands. However, this 0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:24.479 means that we now need one of you to step up, 0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:29.200 someone who lives for Excel spreadsheets, to capture what do 0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:31.320 you call it, the data that comes in the numbers 0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:33.440 and put them in quickly and. 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:36.360 Cleanly to the engine room. It's the Internet of the whole. 0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.560 Day, that's it, and we need someone who can do that. 0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:40.800 Normally, these people in an office or a company that 0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:43.200 the grays aren't they they're the backroom team. You know, 0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:46.400 you see them pouring over Excel spreadsheets and stuff like that. 0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.280 We need to find someone who is excellient. 0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.480 I was trying to make myself laugh, but I couldn't 0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:57.200 try harder. 0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:01.440 I need new wing people someone and who is excellion. 0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:07.440 Oh that's terrible Jack right anyway, we need to find 0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:10.760 someone who is a wizard on Excel spreadsheets who can 0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:12.800 do this. So we need someone who can do this 0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:14.880 under pressure as well, because there will be a lot 0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:16.720 going on and some of those grindies, like I said, 0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:19.320 they're going to be juicing. They can turn as well. 0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:20.600 So you need to be able to do this really 0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:23.080 quickly and do it day in, day out and capturing 0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:25.240 all the data as it comes in. If that's you, 0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:28.520 we really seriously do need you. Sunday nine four one 0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:31.880 four one four to three. Your Grand Final needs you. 0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:35.880 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:38.000 Three Grand Final back this Sunday. 0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.760 We are down at the EJ. Whitten Oval from nine. 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.440 Come along cheer on all of the grannies kicking the 0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:47.640 footy as far as they can. But right now we 0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:50.360 need someone who works day in, day out under pressure 0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.960 to do with data entry, to keep a scorn Excel 0:30:54.040 --> 0:31:00.280 spreadsheet of the granny's scores and their kicks. Michelle, good morning, Hey, 0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.800 how are you? I'm good Michelle, So tell me about 0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.920 your experience. VISU is now a live job interview? 0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:08.520 Oh, well, do you want a spreadsheet? 0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:11.120 I can put one together, worries. 0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:13.280 Whatever? 0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:15.240 And what do you do for a living that helps 0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:16.560 us skill out? 0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:18.280 Ad in tregue? 0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:24.920 So spreadsheet, numbers, assets, whatever, whatever? 0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:26.480 What do you want. 0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:27.600 To put in? Well? 0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:27.840 Uh? 0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:32.760 And then what do you actually do? Ah, I'm a scientist? 0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:35.720 He does, have very sure about it. How do you 0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:39.360 What kind of scientists are you? She's a bit vague 0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:40.880 slash made up. 0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.040 Well, it's pretty broad, you know. 0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:47.160 So yeah, generically I'm a scientist. Is there something you're 0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:48.080 not allowed to tell us? 0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:51.400 Oh? Do you work in a specialist area? No? 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:54.000 Not really, just doing levy stuff. 0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:57.479 And I believe you, and that is something a scientist 0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:58.080 would say. 0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:00.120 I had to throw us off the scent. Who do 0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:01.200 you do labby stuff for? 0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:08.240 I'm a university monash could be? 0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:12.560 Are you working for the government? 0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:16.720 I could not be. 0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:18.760 Are you working for the illuminati? 0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:21.600 I could be. 0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:25.320 I'm getting closer. Okay, Michelle, it might be you. We've 0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:27.000 got to move on. We might be taking you up Sunday. 0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:28.760 All right, thanks a lot, it's going okay, all right, 0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:30.720 have a good day. Thanks Michelle Owen. 0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:33.720 Good morning. Hello, Hello Owen. What do you do for 0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:35.280 living mate that will come and down help us out? 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:41.280 I work for the REF and I manage data systems 0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:44.680 to keep aircraft in flight corridors and things like that. 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:46.720 So you keep planes in the sky. 0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:49.560 To keep planes in the sky, to keep us safe. 0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:52.560 That's right, yeah, very very expensive planes in the skies. 0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:54.840 This is the guy we well, no room for error, 0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:55.640 I imagine, Owen. 0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:01.320 Absolutely, we have so many systems that use so many 0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:04.800 different types of data and new mary data height data, 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:07.080 let letter to longer. 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:10.080 Choose same when they keep that sharing. 0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:13.440 It's got longitude, latitude, height, velocity gradient. 0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:16.360 We need all that captured. You're the man. Oh and 0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:20.640 you're hired. Okay, great man, Thank you. 0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:24.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:25.000 point three. 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.960 All right, half time coming up. Royal Melbourne Show is back. 0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:30.920 It's a big, all new Royal Melbourne Show. We've got 0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:33.960 family passes every single day and all day long here 0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:35.920 on Gold one oh four point three. But right now 0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:37.560 to the next hour on five top A Tuesday. You 0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:40.720 got a family pass, bit your parking, you've got a 0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:43.240 ride pass as well food vouchers. 0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:44.480 All of that flory. 0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:48.080 Your story's on five top At Tuesday and the five Topics. 0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:52.760 This morning, we've had my wife's dad, my father and 0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.000 all staying for the last two and half weeks. Flew 0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:58.840 back to London. Yesterday. Wife goes into the spare room 0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:00.880 where obviously he's been staying for the last two and 0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:02.520 half weeks, but last two and enough weeks. 0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:03.320 I just keep saying to. 0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:07.680 My wife, there's a funny smell from his room, right, seriously, 0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.240 like a funny smell, almost like fruitcake or something. 0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:13.279 That I think he's up to something in there. I 0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:14.480 don't think, so I don't want to go in there. 0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:18.439 It's my dad and anyway, yesterday she finds out there's 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:21.799 a lot of vaping paraphernalia, as she called it. He'd 0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:25.759 been this guy is seventy four, he'd been secretly vaping, right, 0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:29.200 especially not all that on the head smoking, vaping like 0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:33.560 a teenager with a window open upstairs. 0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:34.640 In the spare of the two and up weeks. 0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:36.839 That was the fruity smell, you know they have all 0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:38.759 he's just like last week cents and stuff like that, 0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:42.200 so it doesn't smell like nicotine, a secret vapor. 0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:44.319 Next he'll be climbing down the drain pipe in the. 0:34:44.280 --> 0:34:45.000 Middle of the night. 0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:50.359 So what did your house guest get up to? So yeah, 0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:51.960 the kids all think it's cool. They got like a 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:54.200 rock and roll grandad who vapes at the age of 0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.960 seventy four. What did your house guest get up to? 0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:58.680 My father not vape secretly? 0:34:59.719 --> 0:34:59.919 Yes. 0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.000 Today on the show, we took this call when this 0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:04.399 has to turn into one of the topics today. Celebrities 0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:05.760 that your parents hated. 0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:07.080 Mum didn't like. 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.120 Paul Hogan and the Paul Hogan Show. 0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:13.720 Everyone Paul Hogan. 0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.839 Oh, well I did and my dad did, but mum 0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:17.560 didn't approved. 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:19.480 So there you go. 0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:25.279 Celebrities your parents disliked. Have you ever borrowed something and 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:27.000 broke it? It's the worst thing of the world. If 0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:29.440 you borrow something from somebody and you damage it in 0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:31.920 any way or break it, it's terrible. So we look 0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:35.200 at those stories as well. Notable wrong numbers, either that 0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.600 you've called or did you used to keep getting someone 0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:40.359 calling you When you call the wrong number. You never 0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.680 take their word for it, do you? You never hang up 0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:43.279 a meetia you go? 0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:49.080 Are you sure? Wayne? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Harris, Wayne Harris. 0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.239 Isn't there No one ever takes your word for you? 0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:52.680 Go No, I'm sorry, you got wrong number. They just 0:35:52.719 --> 0:35:55.240 say it again. Then they call back immediately, don't. 0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:59.759 Higgo who works it? Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant present. So what's 0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.960 the word? He put it on his Twitter feed yesterday. 0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:05.280 His dad's home number is one number off of brothel. 0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:09.239 Sure, I've made that simple error. 0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:13.320 Every now and again he'll get a customer inquiring bringing 0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:13.799 his dad. 0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:14.720 Uh. 0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.400 And finally this morning on five tob of Tuesday. Dangerous 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:20.480 games you played as a kid. Maybe you invented this 0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.440 game or something you played at school. Dangerous games you 0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:25.920 played as a kid. Those are your five topics. What 0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:29.640 did your house guest get up to, celebrities your parents hated? 0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:32.719 Have you ever borrowed something and broke it? Notable wrong 0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:36.080 numbers and dangerous games you played as a kid. Nine 0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:38.239 four one oh four three Give us a call with 0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:38.800 your stories. 0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:42.279 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:43.040 point three. 0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:46.879 Win tickets all day long on this radio station. We've 0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:48.239 got them to the next half an hour for your 0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:50.320 stories on five top of Tuesday. 0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:54.399 Go to the all new Royal Melbourne show this morning. 0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:57.640 We're looking for stories about what did your house guest 0:36:57.800 --> 0:36:59.920 get up to. My father in law has been staying 0:36:59.920 --> 0:37:02.560 for the last two weeks secretly vaping in the spare 0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:06.960 bedroom in his bedroom. Shocking guys seventy four. Why is 0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:08.280 he so frightened of his daughter? 0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:13.759 I get it? Two weeks? 0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:20.120 No celebrities, your parents hated. Have you ever borrowed something 0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:21.840 from somebody and then you damaged it? 0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:24.160 You broke it? Notable wrong numbers. 0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:27.080 We've got some great ones lined up and dangerous games 0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.839 she played as a kid. The un important phone number 0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:32.239 you need is nine four to one four one oh 0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:36.960 four three. Let's go to Sophie. Good morning, Sophie, Good morning, 0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.840 Hey morning Sophie. Thanks for calling firetop it Tuesday. What 0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:40.560 have you got for us? 0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:40.759 Mate? 0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:44.160 So my mum when she was a kid, she played 0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:48.200 a pretty dangerous game of roof cricket, where she climbed 0:37:48.239 --> 0:37:51.560 her neighbor's tree onto their roof and then her brothers 0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:54.360 and sisters went on their roof they played cricket across 0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:55.040 the street. 0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:57.680 I love the sound of this. 0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:00.480 I mean, do you know what cricket. Australian needed your mum. 0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:01.680 They didn't need David Warner. 0:38:02.880 --> 0:38:05.400 Did wait did you? Did you say they play across 0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:08.319 the streets? The one the bowler is on one roof, 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.759 he bowls across the street. I hope it's better on 0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:11.400 the other side. 0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:15.880 Yes, this is better than Australian Ninja. 0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:17.200 It is. 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:25.600 I always want to roof cricket. This is invented by 0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:28.840 your mum. Yep. What's the name of this great woman? 0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:29.840 We need to know her? 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:30.800 Janet? 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:34.000 Janet of course is what Janet does. How she had 0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:35.799 a couple of drinks when she first went up there 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:36.359 to try this. 0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:41.280 No, she was like, ten, right, okay, this is brilliant. 0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:43.480 And have you I hope you you obviously never played 0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:44.600 this yourself, have you, Sophie? 0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:45.520 No? 0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:45.719 No? 0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:48.320 All right, great, all right, Sophie, great story. Thanks according 0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:49.080 you might have a good. 0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:55.160 Day, all right, Andrew, good morning, I'm good Andrew. Thanks 0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:59.200 recording us. Which when you took calling it about notable numbers. 0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:04.200 So just as my son was being born, I started 0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:08.520 getting all these phone calls about someone would just hang 0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:10.600 up as soon as I heard my voice. Others would 0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:13.799 sort of go, I'm after I can't remember the person's name, 0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.440 but so maybe for a good time. And I'm looking 0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:21.520 at it to be a Westerner strain classify the which 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.440 had got my number wrong, I'll put my number on 0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:27.120 instead of someone else's number. So I put that Fifteen 0:39:27.120 --> 0:39:29.120 phone calls over a couple of weeks. 0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:30.680 From people looking for a good time. 0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:33.719 Yeah, pretty much, and if I could meet them at 0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:34.920 a car park somewhere. 0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:40.239 All right, Andrew, thank you very much. Cool, have a 0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:47.800 good day. Thanks forgoing about, Kytie. No, yeah, Kytie, Welcome 0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:49.600 to five Toibit Tuesday. What's your story? 0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:53.600 So my story is on the dangerous games as a kid, 0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:56.520 and it's actually my husband's story, so I'm happy to 0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:59.960 announce his embarrassing and kicks. But they used to play 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:01.640 game called flaming footy. 0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:07.480 I think we can already guess it involves to use 0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:08.960 a footy that is on fire. 0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:12.400 Well the foot he was actually a toilet roll. So 0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:16.480 this started in camping times and they would soak that 0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:21.480 in something flammable and then lighter and you know, then 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.160 you can play football at night time. 0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:26.200 You can say that a lot of money in the 0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:29.640 lights they use if they played with it this Friday night, 0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:32.320 if they played with a flaming footy and use this idea. 0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:35.120 The problem is that you're playing at nighttime and you 0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:38.960 can see the football that you can't see anything else. 0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:41.320 And so the last time he played it he was 0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:46.640 an adult, him and his mate rent camping not that 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:50.359 long ago, and after a few drinks decided they'd reattempt 0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.400 this game. And he actually kind of slid down an 0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:55.799 embankment and did a backflip while he was trying to 0:40:55.800 --> 0:41:02.160 do a major kick. Came home very sore and sorry 0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:05.000 with broken ribs. 0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:08.839 Amazing though drinking had been involved, you could guess all 0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:09.400 of that. 0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:11.520 That is a great one, Kylie. Thank you so much 0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:13.759 for sharing that with us. Okay, thank you, good day, Jeers, 0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:14.359 Thanks you too. 0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:14.680 Bye. 0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:18.239 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:18.920 point three. 0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:22.880 In Music News yesterday, musical legend passed away Rick as 0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:26.080 lead singer with the Cars, but even forgot about the Cars. 0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:26.719 They banned. 0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.080 But during the seventies and eighties they did some great albums. 0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:30.600 I want I heard the news yesterday. I went and 0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.400 dug out the debut Alba by the Cars, which is 0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:34.080 a great album. 0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:35.120 There's not a tough track on. 0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:37.440 It also went on to produce many bands like No 0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:40.120 Doubt and did a couple of the Wheezer albums as well. 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.200 And I can work out what song to play today, 0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:44.360 whether they play drive or just what I needed. But 0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.200 I'm going to go with this because they've got such 0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:48.800 a great sound, and when they came along in nineteen 0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:51.560 seventy seven with this debut album, no one else was 0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:52.160 sounding a lot. 0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.200 They're on the radio. They're a pioneer of new wave. 0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.080 This is the cars for the late great Rick Aksak 0:41:57.320 --> 0:42:00.520 and My best Friend's Girl that is forty old. That 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.880 track the album came out in nineteen seventy out of 0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:03.360 just chet. 0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:04.480 Listen this week. 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:06.040 Even if you've never heard any of their songs and 0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.000 you want to hear something different, listen to the debut 0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:10.040 album and then there's eleven tracks on there, not a bad. 0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:10.560 Track on there. 0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:12.560 And that's one of about three or four of the 0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:14.239 huge hits they had. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:16.880 Forty years old. It's true, it's not the great music. 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:19.439 It just endures, isn't that Still it has an edge 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.840 to it even now that song you sound fresh, the 0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:25.160 jangly angular guitar and the harmonies on there you enjoyed 0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:29.359 that though. I've just had a text from my new 0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:31.360 friend I met a couple of weeks ago through Crawf 0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:34.439 raisor Ray raisor Ray is listening right now, probably driving 0:42:34.440 --> 0:42:37.799 to work in his umpires gear bang a tune. I 0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:39.759 just texted back, going which game you work? And he's 0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.520 doing this Friday night, Richard merssus Johnel, what a huge 0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:43.520 game to be umpire. 0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.600 I wonder if you use a pump up song for umpire? 0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:48.160 You know, do you get the headphones on before a 0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:48.560 big game? 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:50.839 Yeah, you'd want to call up something to fire Out's 0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:53.239 actually a massive game like that. All right, we're doing 0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:56.480 five too much Tuesday. We are midway through five Domit Tuesday. 0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.879 The five phone in is running this morning for Royal 0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:03.600 Albourn Show. Tickets are dangerous games you played as a 0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:07.720 kid for her about Ruth Cricket about ten minutes ago. 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:11.920 Notable wrong numbers? Have you ever borrowed anything and broke it? 0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:16.400 Celebrities your parents hated? And what did your house guest 0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:18.279 get up to? My father in law's been staying the 0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:20.920 last two weeks. It's gone home. We found out yesterday 0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:25.239 I'd been secretly vaping guy's seventy four secretly vaping in 0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:29.000 his bedroom. Some alls on Facebook, peopleen leaving what has 0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:31.839 a house guest done? My mother law was visiting from 0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:34.160 inter state. I finished all my morning chores, went out, 0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:36.440 took my child a kindergarten, came home to find a 0:43:36.520 --> 0:43:39.080 redoing the same chores because she didn't think I'd done them. 0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:44.799 Probably my mother in law does exactly the same, Rebecca. 0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:48.000 About nineteen years ago, my brother's girlfriend and her kids 0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:50.719 moved in. Her daughter was around the same age as me, 0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:53.719 stole my digitimon, and no one ever cared or held 0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:54.480 her accountable. 0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:59.560 Nineteen years late, I'm still fuming. Give me back my digitimon, Jessica. 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:03.880 Rebecca, that's great Christian celebrities. Your parents had a vendetta 0:44:04.000 --> 0:44:07.120 up towards John farnhams on Karen many years ago. My 0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:09.480 family had to wait for John Farnham to perform a 0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:11.480 concert as on the back of a truck in the 0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:13.919 front of a grand hotel, mournitor. We had to wait 0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.600 for ages. His plane was apparently running very late. Dad 0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:22.160 naverever poking for it. Braiden, My dad thought Rod Stewart 0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:24.840 was the root of all evil. Yes, I think George 0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.319 Bush Junior, didn't he plot him on the Access. 0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:29.240 Of Evil Ben Narden Rod Stewart. 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:31.440 All right, so the phone number four, the phone is 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.720 today as always known for one for one four three. 0:44:34.960 --> 0:44:37.640 Donna, Good morning, Good morning, Christian. 0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.920 Good morning, Donna, welcome of five Tobit Tuesday. You talk 0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:41.920 about celebrities that your parents don't like? 0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:42.440 Who is it? 0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:46.040 Yes, that's what My mother didn't like. Bruce mcavony because 0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:49.279 she's on that he was very precious. So she would 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:51.520 watch him on the TV and say, look at him. 0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:53.800 I bet he's never washed a dish in his life. 0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:59.080 He's never worked in the garden or Yeah. And the 0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:01.680 stupid thing was he wouldn't turn the television off. She 0:45:01.719 --> 0:45:03.000 would sit there watching him. 0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:07.640 But Bruce strikes me as a man who's watched many plays. 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:11.160 He's got a lovely rose garden like Kevin Sheady, the 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:12.520 man involved in footage. 0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:15.840 Precious. Yeah, she thought he was very precious. But I 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:19.000 say I must just say that Jack. She was a 0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:21.400 Coburg girl, So I don't know whether that had anything 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:22.239 to do with it or not. 0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:23.120 No, I'm I. 0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:26.200 Mean as a Coburg resident, I love Bruce mcavane. 0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.240 Your neighbors. There's any illwill towards the great Bruce. 0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:32.240 I'll go up and down the street this afternoon. Anyone 0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:35.160 wouldn't love that great gentle kind man. 0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:37.960 Yeah, I know, but the stupid party she would keep watching. 0:45:38.360 --> 0:45:41.759 Mum turned the TV. She'd I look at him body. 0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:45.080 He's never washed the dish, and that was the main thing. 0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:47.080 I'm not going to rest now until I do. Remember 0:45:47.080 --> 0:45:49.200 I put him on my top five. What do you 0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:51.320 want to speak to Bruce mccavany, I now want to 0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:52.320 speak to him a sap. 0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:54.840 When was the last time you watched the dish? Bruce 0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.319 been out of the garden yet? Springs here? 0:45:57.400 --> 0:46:00.680 Bruce put the mora out come on Donna. That's a 0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:01.759 great one. Thank you very much. 0:46:01.760 --> 0:46:02.760 You called you Christian. 0:46:02.920 --> 0:46:05.080 All right, we'll take some more calls next on five 0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:06.280 topic Tuesday. 0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:09.439 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:09.919 point three. 0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:13.799 Just a an email coming from Debbie. I cannot read 0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:17.000 it out on air. It actually open up possible legueal action. 0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:19.600 It's about a vendetta that her mum has about the 0:46:19.640 --> 0:46:20.840 actor Christopher Walken. 0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:24.080 I show it to you a fair shot up, you know, 0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.160 it's just like I can't read that. 0:46:26.800 --> 0:46:30.520 We've in court and the biggest one of the moment 0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:32.759 on five Top of Tuesdays dangerous games you played as 0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:35.880 a kid. And all I keep hearing from Jack and 0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:37.880 Brad and Beck and Collars are going through all these 0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:38.640 amazing stories. 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:41.960 Is that's a great story too dangers to have on air. 0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:44.080 We just don't want to encourage. I guess kids who 0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:45.560 are listening on their way to school and. 0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:48.319 They hang on our every word, you know, they transcribe 0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:51.120 the shows and acts out links in the playground as well. 0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:55.719 But some of these games actually are really really really dangerous. 0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:58.520 I mean, we just can almost do a podcast with 0:46:58.600 --> 0:46:59.279 the calls. 0:46:59.000 --> 0:46:59.719 That we've had to go. 0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:02.279 This is amazing story, we can't put it on air. 0:47:03.239 --> 0:47:04.719 All right, let's go to the lines to the ones 0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:09.160 we can broadcast this morning. Brett, good morning, I'm good. 0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:11.120 I hope you well this morning. Thank you for all? Yeah, 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:13.040 very well, waits in there for us, which when he 0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:14.959 coolling it about Brett on five Topics. 0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:17.160 The wrong phone number one mate, Okay. 0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:18.400 Yeah, Brett, is this you what happened? 0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:19.040 No? 0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:21.200 It was actually well it was my parents when I 0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:24.040 was a kid. The local bank opened a new branch, 0:47:24.160 --> 0:47:26.359 and when they did all their advertising material or all 0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:28.600 their calendars and all the rest of it, but actually 0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:31.160 actually advertised my mum and dad's home phone number is 0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:33.120 their bank is their bank branch phone number. 0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:36.960 What a night it was. 0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.040 It was probably twenty phone calls a day. I reckon, 0:47:40.920 --> 0:47:43.120 it was insane. And in the end what happened was 0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:45.280 my dad got that jack of it. He actually started 0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:47.880 answering the phone as the bank, as the bank branch 0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:49.879 on the phone, Yeah, you. 0:47:49.800 --> 0:47:52.160 Can have an image off, Yes, you can have a mortgage, 0:47:52.400 --> 0:47:53.319 how aboutever you want. 0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:55.560 Well, it was actually even better than that. This guy 0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:57.719 rang up to get gave his name and say John 0:47:57.760 --> 0:48:00.520 Smith or whatever, and I rang up to get an 0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:03.080 account balance, and my dad said, only there's what two 0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:05.239 dollars forty in the bank, and the guy went absolutely 0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:09.600 nothing and said there should be twenty thousand bucks in 0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:11.800 the bank, and had said, oh, well, there was actually 0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:14.440 a twenty thousand dollars withdrew all made yesterday morning by 0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:18.160 missus Smith. And the guy went even more nuts and 0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:19.600 went that kid, I've had enough. I'm going to go 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:24.759 home and kill her. We never heard anymore about it. 0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:26.160 That was it. It was all done and dusted. It 0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:28.680 was all finished after that. So whatever happened, I don't know, 0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:30.440 but yeah, Tom, Yeah, that's. 0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:35.719 What especially as because we introduce you, Brett as one 0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:37.480 of the calls we can put to our this morning. 0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:41.360 If they can put that to I don't know what 0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.440 you count. 0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:46.839 As well, Brett. That's a great story, that brilliant. Thank 0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:47.799 you very much recording him. 0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:49.799 Brett, My pleasure. Have a good day, all right. 0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:51.960 And your chest Brett, Michelle, good morning. 0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:53.759 Have the money all right. 0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:55.560 So you've also got one about I love these stories 0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:58.600 about wrong numbers. So what's your one, Michelle. 0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:01.480 Okay, So I used to work a prominent cemetery and 0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:04.320 we shared a number close with the local real estate agent. 0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:11.040 There is a crossover, you know, those holes in the grounds. 0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:13.120 They've got tons of room for development in a very 0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:14.120 up and coming area. 0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.200 Absolutely, so we would get a call because they'd want 0:49:17.239 --> 0:49:19.200 to look at a property, and we have a little 0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:21.600 bit of a very polite joke about we sell your 0:49:21.600 --> 0:49:24.640 final piece of real estate. You know, it's real estate 0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:27.800 of a different kind, and it was. We're always amused 0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:28.920 there and at times. 0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:30.000 We actually got sales out of it. 0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:30.120 Too. 0:49:30.200 --> 0:49:34.640 While they're on the phone, You guys are amazing, amazing 0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:37.920 from someone grieving to yeah, I've come around and never 0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:39.879 look at number sixty two. Oh wow. 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:41.960 Okay that's incredible. Can you come and work for this 0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:42.680 radio station? 0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:44.600 Okay, not a problem, all. 0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:46.360 Right, Michelle, thank you very much, you call. 0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:47.520 Thank you bye. 0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:48.000 All right. 0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.560 So it's say the last few calls coming up after 0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:53.279 the outbreaks? What did your house guest get up to? 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.200 Celebrities your parents disliked? 0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:56.600 Haven't anything yet? 0:49:56.640 --> 0:49:59.440 For anything you've borrowed and then broke wrong numbers? We're 0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:01.560 getting some great stories on a dangerous games she played 0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:03.879 as a kid. Nine one four three, The. 0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:07.520 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:10.560 Three one last call we can squeeze in on five 0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:15.320 topic Tuesday, What did your one phone in? 0:50:15.400 --> 0:50:15.640 Today? 0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:18.880 Has been about what did your house guest get up to? 0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:21.840 After my father in law stay for the last two weeks, 0:50:21.920 --> 0:50:25.000 seventy four found out yesterday clearing out his bedroom that 0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:26.680 he's been living in for the last two weeks, ours 0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:29.719 that he's been secretly vaping. Is it in amazing that 0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:32.160 seventy four years of age secretly vaping. 0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:33.440 What are you going to do with the vape kit? 0:50:33.760 --> 0:50:39.799 That guy's grounded, so grounded. David Carroendin's on the line. 0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:41.680 Good morning, Caroendin, good morning. 0:50:41.680 --> 0:50:42.120 How are you. 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.560 I'm good mate, So tell us about the house guest story. 0:50:45.080 --> 0:50:45.600 Yeah, so it was. 0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.560 Actually my name. She was staying with us for a 0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:49.960 couple of months and she's not getting up during the night, 0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:52.560 and we'll continually ask her what are you doing during 0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:54.880 the night three o'clock in the morning, and should be 0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.560 quite vague about it. And then it all came out 0:50:57.600 --> 0:50:59.640 when she woke up one morning and she had chocolate 0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:02.520 all her hair, all over a face, and so she's 0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:04.440 actually getting up middle night having a bit of a nibble. 0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:07.680 Wasn't admitting it until Yeah, she was caught out with 0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:10.480 it all over her. So, ye are quite interesting, quite 0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:11.359 funny at the same time. 0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:14.240 Yeah, well that's the thing about these older nannies granny's 0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:17.840 as we're finding out last year. They well, she's obviously 0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:21.560 got the munchies, you know, late night take up there. 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.320 They think it's so woodstock or something. 0:51:23.719 --> 0:51:30.880 And I counted that's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's 0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:32.320 gold one oh four point. 0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:34.959 Three, I pitched an idea. You know about this idea 0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:36.239 I've got involving you two. 0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:38.879 I personally love it great and I can picture it 0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:41.000 and I think we'd spashally out of the park, and 0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:41.560 so would they. 0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:43.400 Yeah, I think that they would like it. Right. 0:51:43.400 --> 0:51:46.040 I've been lucky enough to interview Bono and the Edge 0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:48.680 quite a few times over the years, and so really excited, 0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:50.239 like I know lots of you are, that they're coming 0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:54.160 over here Friday the November fifteenth, Joshua Tree Live. Not 0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:55.960 just that, not just one of the rock and roll's 0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:59.600 greatest albums, but also got Noel Gallagher of formerly of 0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:01.600 Our Ways is supporting them as well, has to be 0:52:01.680 --> 0:52:05.480 doing on the entire world tour. So super excited and 0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:07.080 I thought be great to get them on the news 0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:10.279 show over here. The last time I interviewed it was 0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:12.600 the whole band. It was at Abbey Roads Studios and 0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:14.479 I was allowed to bring listeners listen to a whole 0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:17.320 brand new album and then be surprised by the band 0:52:17.440 --> 0:52:20.600 walking in at Abbey Road Studios. It was amazing, really 0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:23.960 really well, real highlight for fans of the band and 0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:25.640 for me as well. And then get into Chatler band. 0:52:25.680 --> 0:52:29.080 It was brilliant and anyway, so I've had this idea. 0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:32.400 Yesterday I finally dug out some old contacts and I 0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:36.600 went to the UK record label for the YouTube. 0:52:36.680 --> 0:52:38.840 Now are we keeping hush hush about what the idea 0:52:38.920 --> 0:52:41.759 is while it's still in You know why a. 0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:45.240 Lot of thieves in this building who sleep with people 0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:52.799 that work for rival organizations. Producer whose lovely wife is 0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:57.279 r and me, Friday Lady loose lips at night time, 0:52:57.360 --> 0:53:03.640 Bradley cast lives. So let's just say the U two 0:53:03.680 --> 0:53:07.080 idea yep. I pitched it yesterday. Now, I didn't want 0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:09.680 to put too much blur because sometimes when you're pitching something, 0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:12.359 if people get lost in the detail that comes later, 0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:14.200 you just need to go. This is the ITEA top 0:53:14.239 --> 0:53:17.279 one idea and this one is a visual one I need. 0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:18.320 I just needed an image. 0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:21.240 It says what the idea is and the subject heading 0:53:21.520 --> 0:53:25.080 I got rio. This guy has been highed from Sydney, 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:27.359 as described to me and you when we first met 0:53:27.400 --> 0:53:28.320 him as a young gun. 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.719 You know, this guy understands the modern world. Oh what 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:32.520 he can't do? 0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:35.239 I simply asked him a week ago, and the lazy 0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:37.000 git hasn't done it. It's been too busy trained for his 0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:37.959 Grand final game? 0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:41.040 Can he mock up the image I need? Didn't do 0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:44.040 it last week? I asked him again yesterday I did 0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:46.319 that today. Half an hour later I see it arrive 0:53:46.400 --> 0:53:52.799 in my own box. It looks shocking, Jack, I'm not exaggerating, 0:53:52.800 --> 0:53:53.040 am I? 0:53:53.200 --> 0:53:55.760 Yeah, it looks like it was made in remember paint. 0:53:55.840 --> 0:53:57.520 It was a Microsoft work program. 0:53:57.640 --> 0:54:00.680 Well, he asked for my help with it yesterday, really. 0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:03.080 Photoshop. 0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:06.080 On the way out, I said, what's that? What is that? 0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:06.799 Miss Rey? 0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:09.759 I do you know what I just I shouldn't have 0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:12.600 sent it. This is my one shot I sent their image. 0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:15.320 I sent the pitch to usually gone to the managers 0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:19.240 of you two, and this is the reply. The reply 0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:22.360 came back an hour later okay, and was like, this 0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:23.400 is hilarious. 0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:24.760 We love this idea. 0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:32.640 Also hilarious is the shocking photoshop. And then it says 0:54:33.280 --> 0:54:35.640 we'll pass it on to the boys. They would either 0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:38.920 love this or hate it, and that to me sums 0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:40.360 up my career right on. 0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:47.959 Successful failure. Isn't that where we should be either love 0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:48.960 it or hate it? 0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:52.520 But they drew attention to the shocking photo shop and 0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:53.439 then my wife had. 0:54:53.320 --> 0:54:53.719 A look at it. 0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:56.640 When you should not have sent that, you should not 0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:59.440 have sent that you should have made Rio do another one. 0:54:59.360 --> 0:55:02.400 Without saying too much. You two were totally out of 0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:05.120 proportion to where we need some photoshop onto. 0:55:05.280 --> 0:55:08.160 It was all the top of the idea in Melbourne 0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:10.880 and they look like monsters. 0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:14.040 They look like godzillas as we would be taking over 0:55:14.080 --> 0:55:14.520 the city. 0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:16.759 I'm worried that the band are going to think that 0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:19.640 the proportions the image is going to put them off 0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:20.440 the idea. 0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:22.040 Are we playing in a tiny world? 0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:25.080 Why are we in the miniature? I can't say too 0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:26.840 much about it. Is it a miniature one? No, we 0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:29.759 don't like it. Next idea and suddenly it's dead in 0:55:29.800 --> 0:55:30.200 the water. 0:55:30.400 --> 0:55:32.560 If they say no, it's Rio has to go. 0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:33.839 Rio has to go. 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:37.040 The first time and O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one 0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:38.040 oh four point. 0:55:37.800 --> 0:55:41.440 Three yesterday we suddenly realized getting ahead of this Sunday's 0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:44.600 Grand Final, it's our second one. It's back this Sunday 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:47.200 twenty second or September. We are back out the E. J. 0:55:47.360 --> 0:55:51.160 Whitten Oval in Footscrade from nine o'clock and loads going on. 0:55:51.160 --> 0:55:53.920 If you would come down cheer, all the grannies taking 0:55:53.960 --> 0:55:55.480 each other on, trying to kick the foot as far 0:55:55.520 --> 0:56:00.640 as they can, got face painters, including Pats, a massage zone. 0:56:00.760 --> 0:56:02.040 Do we have that last year for them? 0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:04.080 Well, you had one for the grannies. I didn't think 0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:07.000 it was the order you. I had to go while 0:56:07.000 --> 0:56:09.839 the grannies were not using it as sure, but that's cool. 0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:12.439 If it's for anybody, that's really cool. 0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:15.200 You hope that there'll be some Mailvet wrote for yours. 0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:17.120 And we'll section off one for us and then. 0:56:17.880 --> 0:56:20.000 Create your own cheer sign for the grounds as well. 0:56:20.040 --> 0:56:23.919 We got not one, not too three skydivers, Carlos from 0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:26.719 vic Opra is singing the national anth as well. Free 0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:30.560 bacon and egg burgers, and you got free coffees as well, 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:32.479 and there are cash prices to be one for people 0:56:32.520 --> 0:56:35.320 that turn up as well. So Old starts at nine o'clock. 0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:37.200 Yesterday we realized we didn't have a trophy for the 0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:41.640 winning grand which is terrible, and Joanna stepped in, Joanna, good. 0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:43.840 Morning, good morning, how are you guys? 0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:44.319 We're good. 0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:47.400 So twenty four hours on you're responded to our sos 0:56:47.480 --> 0:56:51.080 and you you design and make these lovely Faberge eggs 0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:53.960 in your spare time, Yes, I do. And hey, you 0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:56.760 getting on with the designs for the winning Grand Final trophy? 0:56:56.840 --> 0:57:00.120 Yeah, I'm I'm on halfway. 0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:02.000 That's quick. 0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:05.440 Look at him cut it because it will take too 0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:09.399 much time. So I'm making a football. So yeah, it's 0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:10.160 just a lot of painting. 0:57:10.200 --> 0:57:10.719 I gotta do it. 0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:12.680 Can't just do your coats, the civil coats. 0:57:12.800 --> 0:57:14.959 I said that Jack Early is going to hopefully should 0:57:14.960 --> 0:57:16.800 have it done by ten oils. Was he. 0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:20.000 Not to die? 0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:21.800 Somebody don't understand. 0:57:22.040 --> 0:57:23.080 Maybe by tomorrow night. 0:57:23.520 --> 0:57:26.840 I said to get a grip. And so what egg 0:57:26.880 --> 0:57:27.520 did you go for? 0:57:28.280 --> 0:57:30.520 I go the Ostrich egg, the largest one. 0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:32.440 And when you say you didn't have time to cut it, 0:57:32.480 --> 0:57:34.440 does that mean he didn't empty it? Is the eggs 0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:35.880 still going to be wishing around in there? 0:57:36.120 --> 0:57:38.040 No, no, no empty inside. 0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:45.000 It a mug wire from Grevilins. There's a trophy as 0:57:45.000 --> 0:57:49.440 a surprise in side image. Ostridge comes out one day. 0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:50.800 Keep it in the fridge. 0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:52.960 You're all those eggs? 0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.480 Yeah, all right, so you buy an empty or do 0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:55.960 you empty it? 0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:56.280 Yeah? 0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:56.960 Buy them empty? 0:57:57.040 --> 0:57:57.200 Yeah? 0:57:57.360 --> 0:58:00.920 Yeah you go yeah, yeah until they come yesterday. 0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:02.040 We're looking for the data. 0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:07.120 Anybody, nobody yet take up that one. 0:58:07.160 --> 0:58:09.520 I'm still looking. Yes, we did have hard to find. 0:58:09.640 --> 0:58:11.720 We had one caller saying they could lend you a 0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:13.360 goose egg. That's as close as we. 0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:16.320 Got o goose and chicken eggs. I'm fine because you 0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:18.560 can find them and I can do them mysell. Yeah, 0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:20.360 but ostrich and in you you need to find them 0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:20.840 and emptied. 0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:22.000 Yeah. 0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:23.520 Anyway, I've still got a few to go. 0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:24.120 Excellent. 0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:26.240 And so you're doing it. And then the like the 0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:28.240 design of a of a footy ball, yeah, like a. 0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:31.880 Shads right, yes, yes, And what's going to be written 0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:33.240 on there? How's that bit of it going? 0:58:33.720 --> 0:58:35.600 We're going to have I fell on one side, of course, 0:58:35.640 --> 0:58:37.160 but we're going to have golder Femi on the other. 0:58:37.880 --> 0:58:40.640 And the year. So today I'm going to shopping. If 0:58:40.640 --> 0:58:43.400 I find anything with putty thing, it will be added on. 0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:45.240 So it just depends what I find. 0:58:45.920 --> 0:58:46.560 What do you mean? 0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:47.400 Yeah, it's going to go. 0:58:49.520 --> 0:58:50.200 Well, I have to. 0:58:50.280 --> 0:58:52.880 I have to because I need some other little fiddly 0:58:52.920 --> 0:58:55.400 bits and I've got to go looking. If I find great, 0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:55.880 If i'm not. 0:58:56.240 --> 0:58:57.880 I'll have to do my best, right, Okay, So we're 0:58:57.920 --> 0:59:01.640 looking forward? Are you looking for taffeta. 0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:04.560 I'm looking for a little like a figurine of a 0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:07.440 footballer or a little footy or a little trophy just 0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:08.400 to add to make. 0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:09.880 Those are very easy to find. 0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:17.560 Shopping a tiny grandma kicking the football. You'll be able 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:18.040 to find. 0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:21.760 Miniatures. They're always bringing out. 0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:24.760 Yeah, they had a few years ago and I collected 0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:27.160 I made one for my grandson. Maybe I'll pinch one 0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:29.800 of these and put it in all. 0:59:29.760 --> 0:59:31.720 Right, Joanna, good on you, thank you very much for 0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:33.000 helping us out. 0:59:33.640 --> 0:59:34.880 Thank you, enjoy your day. 0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:37.600 I love you by I don't forget that that lady 0:59:37.680 --> 0:59:40.960 seriously yesterday is relying on you to try and source 0:59:41.480 --> 0:59:44.600 some new giant eggs because her egg dealer is in 0:59:44.640 --> 0:59:45.360 a nursing home. 0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:46.640 None of this I'm making up. 0:59:47.360 --> 0:59:50.760 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:59:50.800 --> 0:59:51.640 point three. 0:59:54.160 --> 0:59:56.640 Today's that work time waste one inborn day. Today. 0:59:56.680 --> 1:00:02.040 Today is Victorian Bird Appreciation Day. Appreciate the birds everyone, 1:00:02.400 --> 1:00:04.960 even those terrifying magpies you have here. 1:00:05.000 --> 1:00:08.480 You've been swooped yet, No, I've been swooped by non magpie. 1:00:09.040 --> 1:00:11.560 Oh yeah, it was like a guess, like a finchy 1:00:11.640 --> 1:00:12.160 looking thing. 1:00:12.240 --> 1:00:14.000 Why are they so aggressive here? 1:00:14.200 --> 1:00:16.200 They're protecting their young in the nest because they're just 1:00:16.240 --> 1:00:17.120 having their babies. 1:00:17.520 --> 1:00:21.840 Well, I've never stolen a magpie's egg. I just want 1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:24.920 to say that to our magpie listeners right now. All right, 1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:28.560 So it is Victorian Bird Appreciation Day. We're looking for 1:00:28.600 --> 1:00:33.560 bird bands today. I've got the rapper Notorious b I R. D. 1:00:34.640 --> 1:00:37.560 Boom Fleetwood McCaw. 1:00:38.240 --> 1:00:39.960 With nine inches quells. 1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:43.720 These are gold and I'm not sure about this world's 1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:48.040 gold now maybe bronze or shiny gold, Budgie Holly. 1:00:49.240 --> 1:00:49.560 Silver. 1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:51.920 Come on, by all. 1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:56.960 Budgy ones get gold today our National Victoria Bird Appreciation Day. 1:00:57.040 --> 1:00:58.560 Jack, what have you got for bird bands? 1:00:59.200 --> 1:01:07.760 The red Hot Chili Peckers, ren Folds five, ren Folds five. 1:01:07.920 --> 1:01:09.440 Now we heard it. Didn't care for it? 1:01:10.760 --> 1:01:13.440 You two can that. 1:01:13.440 --> 1:01:17.000 I love it or hate it? Yet? React? Photo shopper too, 1:01:17.000 --> 1:01:17.640 can looking like. 1:01:17.600 --> 1:01:20.800 Bono and Nick Cave and the bird seeds. 1:01:21.440 --> 1:01:24.360 Oh that's good, No taxi for post? All right? 1:01:24.440 --> 1:01:24.560 Then? 1:01:24.560 --> 1:01:28.360 What have you got your bird bands? Oh? Four seven 1:01:28.520 --> 1:01:31.120 five three, one oh four three The. 1:01:31.160 --> 1:01:34.959 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 1:01:35.160 --> 1:01:39.560 Today's at work time waster. It is a Victoria bird 1:01:39.560 --> 1:01:42.680 Appreciation Day. Screwed up the bit of paper wrote on. Sorry, 1:01:42.920 --> 1:01:46.520 then I read it on a newspaper. That's right, that's 1:01:46.520 --> 1:01:47.240 the newspaper. 1:01:47.480 --> 1:01:47.840 It is the. 1:01:48.040 --> 1:01:50.920 National note Victoria bird Appreciation Day today. 1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:54.200 Looking for your bird movies. And amongst all the texts. 1:01:53.880 --> 1:01:58.520 Flying in bird bands, bird bands, there's this one here. 1:01:59.160 --> 1:02:05.160 My dad didn't like LIBERACEI especially his rings. All right, 1:02:05.240 --> 1:02:11.200 there's a birdman Skychooks clever golden dom wld done. The 1:02:11.200 --> 1:02:18.360 Finch Fighters silver like Peter Mountmartha Franz, Berdinand gold plus 1:02:18.800 --> 1:02:21.480 Bradley Simon and Gilar. 1:02:23.000 --> 1:02:25.760 Gold plush from. 1:02:25.560 --> 1:02:33.840 Schools be well done. The Budgees what begs a right? 1:02:34.120 --> 1:02:36.120 Yeah, I love bad silver plus. 1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:41.200 Adam and Eltham North Uh Joe cookertoo oh yeah silver 1:02:41.320 --> 1:02:43.080 plus Steve Churple. 1:02:44.320 --> 1:02:46.160 Gold shame well done. 1:02:47.480 --> 1:02:58.520 Powder Finches bronze, Roy Ostrichson shocking bronze Ronnie that uh, 1:03:00.720 --> 1:03:08.320 Flyer Straights, silver guns and crows no bronze too, Canjaran. 1:03:09.440 --> 1:03:12.200 Gold, black Crow, Sabbath. 1:03:12.960 --> 1:03:18.400 Bronze minus Jip Jimmy Barnow say again, sorry, Jimmy Barnow, 1:03:19.040 --> 1:03:21.800 I don't get that type. 1:03:22.920 --> 1:03:23.480 It's the top of. 1:03:23.440 --> 1:03:28.680 Our year, barn l I don't love it. 1:03:28.800 --> 1:03:31.240 Bronze Parrot of the Disco, Now that is good. 1:03:31.280 --> 1:03:32.440 That's better, Silver. 1:03:32.760 --> 1:03:37.880 Jack and Frankston, well done, Jethrow Gull silver plus, hen 1:03:37.880 --> 1:03:45.320 at Work hen Gold Trick silver plus, Pink Floyd Mingo, 1:03:46.480 --> 1:03:49.200 oh yeah, silver Abatross. 1:03:51.080 --> 1:03:51.440 Gold. 1:03:52.080 --> 1:03:54.200 I can end it on that world and everyone thanks. 1:03:54.040 --> 1:03:57.439 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four 1:03:57.440 --> 1:03:57.960 point three. 1:03:58.240 --> 1:04:02.240 Time now for some late night thoughts. You know, sometimes 1:04:02.680 --> 1:04:05.080 women too. This is a generalization. I'm just saying this, 1:04:05.160 --> 1:04:07.240 but in my experience I find it true, and I 1:04:07.280 --> 1:04:11.120 can only talk about my experience candidly. Is that sometimes 1:04:11.160 --> 1:04:13.040 when the lights go out, it's like my wife is 1:04:13.080 --> 1:04:16.240 powered by the dark. The opposite of solar power is 1:04:16.320 --> 1:04:19.200 I don't know the lack of light darkness. And that's 1:04:19.240 --> 1:04:21.440 when it's the best time to have a big old 1:04:21.520 --> 1:04:23.240 chat or drop one of those topics. 1:04:23.560 --> 1:04:26.080 As you're saying good night last night, no word of 1:04:26.120 --> 1:04:26.640 a lie. 1:04:26.880 --> 1:04:29.560 As we're saying good night to each other, my wife goes, 1:04:29.840 --> 1:04:32.320 do you ever worry sometimes that you'll go to sleep 1:04:32.400 --> 1:04:33.200 and not wait. 1:04:35.920 --> 1:04:36.560 I'm sorry. 1:04:36.800 --> 1:04:40.320 What we were saying good night and we're done for 1:04:40.360 --> 1:04:41.640 all the talking and thinking. 1:04:42.400 --> 1:04:43.400 I was like, what do you mean? 1:04:43.880 --> 1:04:45.640 You know, just these poor people that you hear about 1:04:45.680 --> 1:04:48.360 but just pass away during their sleep, you know. Then 1:04:48.400 --> 1:04:52.480 you start of getting anxious, you sort of creating sitting. 1:04:52.720 --> 1:04:55.240 Oh you feel a bit Oh my heart, I can 1:04:55.280 --> 1:04:57.120 eat one of those people. I'm now scared of sleep. 1:04:57.200 --> 1:04:59.480 Then you can't go to sleep because you're geting stressed 1:04:59.480 --> 1:05:00.400 about you can't go to. 1:05:00.320 --> 1:05:02.160 Sleep, and I'm worried that I'm not going to wake up. 1:05:02.440 --> 1:05:03.120 Then are going to die? 1:05:03.200 --> 1:05:04.920 I thought, Hang on a minute, is she threatening me? 1:05:06.320 --> 1:05:08.240 All of this is after we've said good night and 1:05:08.240 --> 1:05:09.280 the lights have gone out. 1:05:09.360 --> 1:05:11.320 Best way to go, though, don't you think in your sleep? 1:05:11.440 --> 1:05:12.040 Definitely? 1:05:12.160 --> 1:05:13.880 Well, then we actually have to get into it because 1:05:13.880 --> 1:05:14.520 you know you do think. 1:05:14.720 --> 1:05:17.280 Actually it's a It is a good provoking it. 1:05:17.200 --> 1:05:20.160 Is, but not when the lights out. Why we've had 1:05:20.200 --> 1:05:21.800 all the time during the day to have a chat 1:05:21.840 --> 1:05:22.800 about death at night. 1:05:23.160 --> 1:05:24.640 My husband does that as well. 1:05:24.760 --> 1:05:28.480 What dies you're in a sleep game you play or something? 1:05:28.680 --> 1:05:31.800 No, but it's it's not confined to the female race. 1:05:32.200 --> 1:05:33.840 Well will he hit you do it as well? 1:05:33.920 --> 1:05:35.320 Right? Okay? I want you next time? 1:05:35.320 --> 1:05:37.920 He does write it down, bring it to the show, okay, 1:05:38.120 --> 1:05:41.560 because I'm fascinated by these big things that we talk about. 1:05:41.680 --> 1:05:43.439 When the lights go out, it's not when the lights 1:05:43.440 --> 1:05:45.200 are on you and you haven't said good night. It's 1:05:45.240 --> 1:05:47.160 after you say good night, the lights go out, you 1:05:47.280 --> 1:05:50.720 lie there. Within seconds, boom, it's something head like a 1:05:50.800 --> 1:05:54.080 spirit level gets activated and it all comes flying out. 1:05:54.240 --> 1:05:55.600 Do you think that is the best way to go? 1:05:55.680 --> 1:05:55.920 Don't you? 1:05:55.960 --> 1:05:58.520 What about the people on deathbedd people are gathered around 1:05:58.520 --> 1:06:00.360 them and they get to say thank you good bye? 1:06:00.560 --> 1:06:02.080 Was that horrible for everybody out? 1:06:02.120 --> 1:06:04.400 That's nicer for the family, But for you yourself, it's 1:06:04.400 --> 1:06:05.440 probably better that you don't know. 1:06:05.520 --> 1:06:07.360 I just want to slip away quietly. 1:06:07.760 --> 1:06:10.560 We just go to say quietly. It makes it sound 1:06:10.600 --> 1:06:12.880 like how you leave a party. 1:06:13.600 --> 1:06:15.880 Don't say goodbye. I'm just gonna I'll be waiting out front. 1:06:15.880 --> 1:06:19.600 I've ordered the uber to take me to the other side. 1:06:21.320 --> 1:06:24.680 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:06:24.720 --> 1:06:25.760 point three Tyler. 1:06:25.800 --> 1:06:29.000 Today's show is that I either love it or hate it. 1:06:29.520 --> 1:06:32.600 This is after I've pitched an idea to U two's 1:06:32.640 --> 1:06:38.200 management involving a really, really bad shoddy photo shipped image. 1:06:38.200 --> 1:06:42.240 Photo it is photo it is that it's shopped, photo shopped. 1:06:42.280 --> 1:06:45.600 It should have been photo shopped. What I sent to 1:06:45.680 --> 1:06:51.760 youtubes management. That's what I just said, a Freudian slip. 1:06:51.840 --> 1:06:53.640 Can we put a call out late, call out for 1:06:53.680 --> 1:06:57.240 anyone who actually is a pri at photoshop to come 1:06:57.280 --> 1:06:57.960 and save. 1:06:57.800 --> 1:07:00.040 The day, please, because maybe you know it's something and 1:07:00.040 --> 1:07:01.800 someone says, I'll pass it on to the boys. The 1:07:01.800 --> 1:07:03.840 boys they meet is you know it is you two. 1:07:04.040 --> 1:07:05.680 Maybe they're not going to be seeing them today. It's 1:07:05.720 --> 1:07:07.600 not like they pop in the office every day to 1:07:07.640 --> 1:07:12.400 see what fresh tour office They anything to any voicemails. 1:07:12.120 --> 1:07:17.600 No one's looking for a wedding man. It's the season. Okay, Edge, 1:07:17.680 --> 1:07:21.360 let's go back tomorrow. So maybe I've got a couple 1:07:21.360 --> 1:07:23.080 of days to get back there going. Don't show them 1:07:23.080 --> 1:07:25.640 that image, show them this one. If you are great 1:07:25.680 --> 1:07:28.920 at photo shopping, please email me Christian at Gold one 1:07:28.920 --> 1:07:31.520 O four three dot com. Do au hug you's up next, 1:07:31.560 --> 1:07:33.600 enjoy the sunshine, have a great day. We're back tomorrow 1:07:33.600 --> 1:07:34.440 morning when you wake up. 1:07:34.520 --> 1:07:37.880 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:07:37.920 --> 1:07:38.439 point three