Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: From Richmond Gold one four point three HQs, Melbourne, Australia, broadcasting.
Speaker 3: To the world for a Christian How old are you? Another?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 3: Wise men? You don't have to bring gifts Breakfast Show.
Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 6: I would have been clutching my pearls sack smell.
Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, The Tire
Speaker 2: Power six minutes past six Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 3: Gold one I four point three. Good morning, Patrina.
Speaker 5: Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell and Jack Morning.
Speaker 3: Patsy, Good morning, Jack Post. How are you yeah good?
Speaker 3: I'm good this morning. Yesterday.
Speaker 2: You met this guy before when we did the show
Speaker 2: live in the pub. You met the guy who is
Speaker 2: like a human billboard for the show.
Speaker 3: Chris Big Greek Chris. He slipped over outside.
Speaker 2: The Jim Heater personal trainer at right two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It's been the talk of it and you've seen how
Speaker 2: solid that man is.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: I think you described in him as carved out of
Speaker 4: solid mahogany.
Speaker 2: He's just he's just solid, you know, he's just he's
Speaker 2: as wide as he is tool. Somehow he slipped over
Speaker 2: outside the gimmy's a personal train over. It's like some
Speaker 2: wet conditions or something like that, and he cracked his
Speaker 2: head open an ambulance and it was like deep brain
Speaker 2: blood oozing out of him. And and yesterday I saw
Speaker 2: him and he showed me the scar that's right at
Speaker 2: the back of his head and I said, all right,
Speaker 2: it's a couple of inches. It's a really deep cash.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are they putting there? They've got
Speaker 2: stitches in there, and he went, do you know what
Speaker 2: they did?
Speaker 3: Super clue?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what your head together exactly?
Speaker 3: I was like, you go to act you do hear?
Speaker 3: She be right, super clue.
Speaker 5: It's special surgical glue.
Speaker 3: Well he thought it was. He described it as like
Speaker 3: bunny superen grip like feel Yeah, he said.
Speaker 2: They literally one nurse just like got her hands and
Speaker 2: sqush pushed it together. The doctor went, this is gonna
Speaker 2: hurt and put you know that that sort of tip
Speaker 2: the nozzle thing into the cut and it's like that
Speaker 2: is if you were doing some grouting between the tiles.
Speaker 4: And then the nurse has to hold your head together
Speaker 4: for what twelve hours.
Speaker 3: They put in vice.
Speaker 2: I know it would work at school and watch. I
Speaker 2: did not know that they would do that super glue.
Speaker 4: So why have they done away with the stitches?
Speaker 2: Because he said it's better and stronger than stitches apparently
Speaker 2: for certain wounds.
Speaker 7: And less risk of infection. I've had that done before
Speaker 7: on a wound.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's marvelous stuff.
Speaker 7: It's incredible and you don't have to bother, you know,
Speaker 7: having to go back and get.
Speaker 5: The stitches out.
Speaker 3: And what happens with the super does it just dissolve?
Speaker 5: It just dissolves away. It's incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And do you l does it leave much of
Speaker 4: a scar?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: No, it's better.
Speaker 7: It's less of a scar because you know some times
Speaker 7: with stitches, in some areas you can actually see like
Speaker 7: the stitch points. But it's a beautiful, clean little sky.
Speaker 3: It must be.
Speaker 2: In certain parts of the body they can use the
Speaker 2: super glue, like for flesh wounds or in your stomach.
Speaker 2: There's lots offerent maybe layers they need to do stitch
Speaker 2: because you wouldn't have to be if you had a
Speaker 2: flesh wound.
Speaker 3: So I got shot, well, actually.
Speaker 7: No, mine's on my side, so no, you can do
Speaker 7: it on your side, like around you belly region an abdomen.
Speaker 3: What super clue?
Speaker 2: Yes, I think you went to some sort of backstreet
Speaker 2: Well I did not were.
Speaker 3: I think that's your home kit.
Speaker 2: That's how you do it when you get shot a
Speaker 2: buck shot or something out hunting or like that. Now,
Speaker 2: this is exciting coming up next. Then have you got
Speaker 2: your copy? Pats Yes, I have, I've got my copy.
Speaker 3: I see. I didn't realize right.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show, Patsy came in and noticed that
Speaker 2: you were working on a crossword.
Speaker 4: I made my own crossworm and I'd sent him to
Speaker 4: my dad, and my dad was replying to my email saying, hey,
Speaker 4: I've got halfway through the crossword.
Speaker 3: Here's where I'm up to.
Speaker 4: And I thought I'll put that in a folder that
Speaker 4: is for things outside of the show.
Speaker 2: And as I was dragging it to the it sounds
Speaker 2: like Tom Hawk's.
Speaker 5: It sounds like a long story today.
Speaker 3: Is that what you saw yesterday?
Speaker 2: He like getting in some bands with his sen loving day.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. We've got this crossword that you made
Speaker 2: for your dad, which is awesome, but it's.
Speaker 3: A proper crossword. You've done it on a program. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't just don't do anything.
Speaker 4: I started drawing it out of myself and it was
Speaker 4: taking way too long. So I found a program on
Speaker 4: the internet where you can just punch in your clues
Speaker 4: and then make it awfully and it looks like one
Speaker 4: out of the newspaper when he does. But I beg
Speaker 4: you to not do this as a segment on the.
Speaker 2: Radio show Quality Control, it's all over the place. Why
Speaker 2: is it that you're so reluctant to bring your crossword
Speaker 2: clues to our sharp minded listeners.
Speaker 4: Well, for one, a cryptic clos same with thick. No, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not, I'm not. I'm just saying a cryptic crossword
Speaker 4: has a specific set of rules, and you've got to
Speaker 4: know the rules to play the game.
Speaker 3: Mis rules chat the rules post. We'll take us through
Speaker 3: the rules next. Okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Christian superglue was developed by the Americans for use
Speaker 2: in the Vietnam War to close wounds.
Speaker 3: Very very quickly.
Speaker 2: As came as a field dressing they could put on
Speaker 2: very quickly.
Speaker 3: I like it all right.
Speaker 2: So Jack has spent three weeks coming up with a
Speaker 2: cryptic crossword for his. Dada has been taking me through
Speaker 2: this because I've never done a cryptic crossword.
Speaker 3: In my life.
Speaker 2: I've always gone for some of the UK newspapers do
Speaker 2: something called the Tea Time Quickie, where it's like a
Speaker 2: twenty minute crossword. It's a lot easier. It's a starter level.
Speaker 2: It's my level, and.
Speaker 4: That's usually just synonyms. Right, so you find a word
Speaker 4: and then a word that you like. It fits into
Speaker 4: the grid.
Speaker 2: I'm asking you nothing, you said, I understood same.
Speaker 3: It's that's easier clues. It's like it's the capital of England.
Speaker 3: It's it's that there's no similes. It's that.
Speaker 5: This is already hurt.
Speaker 2: My hid which football stadium, Wembley?
Speaker 3: Tearing through this one. They won't for me, won't for me.
Speaker 2: It's that time quickie, Okay, any cross room you're doing
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. My dad gets really annoyed that I still
Speaker 2: do it. My dad does the proper Times and the
Speaker 2: Telegraph crossword every single day, has done since as a kid.
Speaker 3: He loves crosswords.
Speaker 4: He will love this great. Send it up, please forward
Speaker 4: it onto him. I'd love to get his feedback on it.
Speaker 3: Oh, my dad lives a feedback.
Speaker 2: When I sent my dad in an advanced copy of
Speaker 2: the first children's book I wrote, I heard nothing.
Speaker 3: For two days. He rang me and went son, I
Speaker 3: got the book.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you the chapter that didn't work for me?
Speaker 3: There were seventy two chapters. One chapter. We have to
Speaker 3: talk for twenty minutes about the one chapter it work
Speaker 3: for him.
Speaker 2: You you're opening up a portal, all right, maybe he is.
Speaker 2: You want his feedback, I'll put you to in direct contact.
Speaker 4: No, don't forward it directly, get to send you the feedback.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you want feedback.
Speaker 2: You're going to handle vild Man's withering feedback, all right.
Speaker 3: So take us through. Then.
Speaker 2: For people who don't know, how does a cryptic crossword work?
Speaker 4: Well, a cryptic crossword has eight to ten sets of
Speaker 4: rules or different ways to decode a clue. It's not
Speaker 4: something that you can easily teach in a three minute
Speaker 4: link on the radio. Nor is it something you can
Speaker 4: easily play on the radio when you know how to play.
Speaker 4: Because a lot of wages agree.
Speaker 2: Because I know that a lot of our listeners are
Speaker 2: very intelligent and super quick learners.
Speaker 4: I know, but even even hearing a cryptic crossword clue.
Speaker 4: So you have to look.
Speaker 2: At it just to and spand out. Buddy, I've got one.
Speaker 2: It's twenty seven across bali.
Speaker 4: Twenty seven across is bali. This guy's done a crossword before.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, therefore, twenty seven down okay begins is a fall
Speaker 2: er to word beginning with B.
Speaker 3: Sheep sounds heard in drinking establishments.
Speaker 4: Bar bars, Yeah, yeah, yep, through it now, maybe you
Speaker 4: can teach it.
Speaker 2: No, I've had a look at all the other clues.
Speaker 2: I'm out now I'm stumbling to go.
Speaker 3: That's as far as I've got.
Speaker 4: All right, Patsy, Oh so you got two? How many
Speaker 4: did you get?
Speaker 8: None?
Speaker 3: Have you a look at it?
Speaker 4: Just now?
Speaker 3: What did you do in spandal ballet?
Speaker 5: It's writing a news story for right itself?
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 2: There's a Rachel that works whose job it was. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize until the.
Speaker 3: Other week to write. You write next bit? Where you go?
Speaker 3: I'm Petrina Jones.
Speaker 5: This is beak on the right. I have to write.
Speaker 7: I'm a journalist. I'm looking at seven down. Victorian town
Speaker 7: has problematic rat area out east.
Speaker 4: Ballarat close arrow rat Yes, all right? Should I give
Speaker 4: one of the clues for people at home to try
Speaker 4: to get. All right, this is a three letter word
Speaker 4: only three letter word type of beer found in Safari Park.
Speaker 4: It's a type of beer found in Safari par Is.
Speaker 3: This a joke, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not a joke. There is no punchline.
Speaker 3: Type of beer.
Speaker 4: For you guys to.
Speaker 3: How many letters?
Speaker 4: Three letters?
Speaker 3: Al?
Speaker 7: I was thinking, No, I think I know what is it?
Speaker 7: What's that animal arc?
Speaker 2: It's not an animal? No, put the animals in his
Speaker 2: ar a giant boat. No, it didn't shove all the
Speaker 2: animals an.
Speaker 3: Animal getting the big animal called the arc.
Speaker 5: I'm sure our listeners.
Speaker 3: Jones in the arc of Covenant. It wasn't a giant bird. Something.
Speaker 4: We're looking for a type of beer paths out three
Speaker 4: letters Safari Park.
Speaker 2: All right, give us a call then nine four one
Speaker 2: four one four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: We're testing in brain cells right now.
Speaker 2: Jack Post has actually created a cryptic crossword from scratch
Speaker 2: using some online computer program for his dad. I've demanded
Speaker 2: we try and pull this apart on the radio show.
Speaker 3: It is hard. I've got another three more words.
Speaker 4: You're doing very well.
Speaker 3: No, no, I've stop now, I can't do anymore. I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm stunting at a headache.
Speaker 4: But we should take it off you because you spent
Speaker 4: the entire adbreaking songs, working on the crossroad. Usually we
Speaker 4: work some things like what's coming up in five topic Tuesday,
Speaker 4: what kind of questions we're put in there.
Speaker 2: A couple of years ago, I had a dartboard in
Speaker 2: the studio and three days after having it in the studio,
Speaker 2: the boss had to come up and find out what
Speaker 2: the distraction was. Why there were large gap some silence
Speaker 2: after songs as I was at the hockey, plane darts
Speaker 2: and also doing a breakfast show the background.
Speaker 3: All right, So the clue you're asking the good listener
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: Is type of beer found in Safari Park. If you're
Speaker 4: familiar with cryptic crosswords, it is a standard cryptic clue
Speaker 4: type of beer found in Safari Park.
Speaker 2: Now, if you do like Douney crosswords, and I bet
Speaker 2: there are quite a few of you that do, We've
Speaker 2: just put this up on our Facebook page. What are
Speaker 2: great of all the things we've had this year on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page? All the endless dull research they.
Speaker 3: See it pay down.
Speaker 2: You want to watch it for a second now, so
Speaker 2: can you do that five minute link in one second?
Speaker 3: We've got to crossword go up there.
Speaker 2: This is what Zuckerberg's dream was, really cryptic crosswords online.
Speaker 2: It's up on our page O C one, O four three.
Speaker 2: There's a price the first person that completes it. All right,
Speaker 2: let's take some guesses now, then, Sue, good.
Speaker 9: Morning, Good morning, girds.
Speaker 10: How are you all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I got blood coming out my ears. I'm having to
Speaker 2: think think too much, Sue. So have you got the answer?
Speaker 3: Suit?
Speaker 9: I think it's you.
Speaker 4: It is not you, Sue, you're kidding me.
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 4: Is there a type of beer called?
Speaker 11: Just googled it? Actually?
Speaker 8: Is there?
Speaker 9: Am you export and Lager?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: It's sadly it's not the correct answer. It's less of
Speaker 4: a literal translation of the crew clue and more of
Speaker 4: a cryptic translation.
Speaker 3: So thanks, I may have a good day you too.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 4: She's not she the happiest person to get an answer
Speaker 4: wrong on any game show ever.
Speaker 2: Chunk people off to now, Damien, good morning morning here
Speaker 2: you struggling, Damien.
Speaker 3: What do you think the answer is?
Speaker 4: I'm going to get to I p a mate, are
Speaker 4: you a cryptic crossword tackler?
Speaker 2: Usually Damien doesn't want the clue.
Speaker 4: I p A is correct.
Speaker 2: We're sending your prize. That is great going mate, we'll
Speaker 2: send your prize World on Tamien. Could you make alcohol
Speaker 2: based crossword for this? I think that's more our level.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: What is this time of the answerst because it's trump
Speaker 2: me nuts build a four letter word?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Should I first say? I'll quickly say why I P
Speaker 4: A is found in Safari Park because the last letter
Speaker 4: of Safari's I, the first two letters of park a
Speaker 4: p A, and the word the beer is found inside
Speaker 4: Safari Park.
Speaker 2: Okay, producers, can you cut that? Make that in today's promo?
Speaker 2: I don't want to miss this kind of show. What
Speaker 2: times it start tomorrow? Build a Bear? This is my level,
Speaker 2: but I've been to a build a Bear factory many times.
Speaker 2: Build a bear, you're beginning to coddle. Four letters, all right,
Speaker 2: So the build a bear your beginning.
Speaker 4: So you take the beginning from all those words build
Speaker 4: a bear your and you get the word baby, which
Speaker 4: can also mean toddle to baby. Something that's good.
Speaker 3: This is very very high level.
Speaker 2: I'm going to move away now, drawn into this the
Speaker 2: christ for sure.
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three this Sunday, then weekend before the big Grand Final.
Speaker 2: It is our Grand Final. We're all going to be
Speaker 2: live on the EJ. Whitten over over in Footscrade. This
Speaker 2: Sunday fun starts at nine. Folks face painters, Bacon and
Speaker 2: d rolls and so the granny's getting ready. I think
Speaker 2: they have to start registering from eight thirty because so
Speaker 2: many have gone online. Do what time if you want
Speaker 2: to do that grannies at Gold one four three dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. We're hoping to have around one hundred
Speaker 2: grannies taking each other on, trying to kick the footy
Speaker 2: as far as they can. Last year was just under thirty,
Speaker 2: just shy of thirty. The winner Bromwin got twenty eight
Speaker 2: point five four. We're hoping this year we're going to
Speaker 2: get over thirty. So that is this Sunday now found
Speaker 2: out yesterday Patsy doesn't use the name Pats pat newsreader legends,
Speaker 2: Wearabee monster as.
Speaker 4: They were.
Speaker 2: That's the private one is sorry, that's the one we have.
Speaker 2: It's one of your crossword clues. The answer is Katrina Jones.
Speaker 2: You use a very different name for your coffee name
Speaker 2: when you're giving them your order.
Speaker 5: What is it Madge?
Speaker 4: Why is that easier than pats?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 7: Well, you know what, I was sick and tired of
Speaker 7: I'd always have to spell my name to the local baristas,
Speaker 7: and I was just you know, I'd get Katrina, Patricia, Pirina, Petinkos,
Speaker 7: all these different versions particular. And then I tried Joones,
Speaker 7: and I'd get Joan, And so I thought, you know what,
Speaker 7: I'm going to make just a totally different name up
Speaker 7: and they never get it wrong. And no one else
Speaker 7: has the name Madge. I thought Madge off, you know,
Speaker 7: kind of like Marge off the Simpsons, Madge.
Speaker 2: Madge of neighbors as well, And what's the name Charleston
Speaker 2: was Madge? So and it works on hundred percent. So
Speaker 2: no one says all right because it's not a common name.
Speaker 4: Is it exactly?
Speaker 7: Match Madge late for Madge, and it's it's just.
Speaker 2: Easy, all right, there'd be I mean, you, Mian about
Speaker 2: your name is a simple name. My name people just
Speaker 2: shortened to Chris. No one ever calls me Christians. It's
Speaker 2: a move here. It's constantly Chris. You have a plumber
Speaker 2: turn up the other day and my wife, this is
Speaker 2: my husband, christ and you went Chris. Nice to meet
Speaker 2: you at not even half a second.
Speaker 3: Think about just repeating what she just said. No it's
Speaker 3: not it's Chris, all right. Where's the problem with the boy?
Speaker 2: There must be other people who do the same as
Speaker 2: Pats then, who just give a totally different name just
Speaker 2: for easy, just want easy the morning when you're getting
Speaker 2: your coffee and you are whatever your version of Madges.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that you just landed on match.
Speaker 5: Yeah just Marge. I thought, oh that's easy.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: So if you are what coffee names you give? What's
Speaker 2: your Madge? Nine four one four one.
Speaker 1: O four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three after seven o'clock this morning. We'll be doing five
Speaker 2: tobit Tuesday. Your chance to pick up another pair of tickets.
Speaker 2: It is completely sold out. Back at Mornington Racecourse next
Speaker 2: year in January twenty twenty talking about Red Hot Summer
Speaker 2: Taugh Live right now though, we're looking for you if
Speaker 2: you use a different name for your coffee order. Pats
Speaker 2: isn't Pats or Patrina. She is Madge, m A dge
Speaker 2: good old school Nana, name that Madge because one hundred
Speaker 2: percent no one misunderstands it orre so you spell it
Speaker 2: or anything like that.
Speaker 3: So if you use a different name for your coffee order,
Speaker 3: what do you use? Melissa? Good morning?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are you pretty good?
Speaker 2: Melissa? How are you this morning? It's not a bit
Speaker 2: sleepy if you had that first coffee yet?
Speaker 11: Not yet? Not yet, waiting until I get to work.
Speaker 3: All right? And Melissa?
Speaker 2: So don't Yeah, so people would understand you don't use
Speaker 2: the name mel or Melissa.
Speaker 10: No, a lot of people can't understand me. I guess
Speaker 10: Melissa is simple.
Speaker 11: I get Vanessa, Marissa, Alissa, everything other than Melissa.
Speaker 4: Well, well done to our producers. Then who are able
Speaker 4: to get it successfully and label you up as Melissa?
Speaker 11: Yes, thank God for that.
Speaker 10: You need a gold star?
Speaker 3: And how come we don't go for mel Surely people
Speaker 3: could get that right?
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, mal they don't get that right either. It's
Speaker 9: it's like it's too short for them to understand it.
Speaker 13: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: No one can just have a name with three letters.
Speaker 3: You're really so, what do you use? Isn't three letters?
Speaker 3: Are not male? Or Minissa?
Speaker 11: Sarah? I'm Sarah everywhere I go.
Speaker 2: Do you ever, because it's not your actual name? And
Speaker 2: we put so much meaning, don't we honest our names?
Speaker 2: But surely sometimes when they're getting it out, your bit tired,
Speaker 2: you're distracted. Do you forget that you are the Sarah
Speaker 2: they're looking for. Yes, it's a tricky system.
Speaker 11: People waiting for coffees and they'll scream out Sarah, and
Speaker 11: I'll be like, God, where Sarah?
Speaker 2: I might I might give myself the name Spartacus spars
Speaker 2: because we see if other people yet out I'm smart?
Speaker 3: All right, Uh Melissa slash Sarah. Thank you very much?
Speaker 3: You col have a good day. Yeah you too, later, Mark,
Speaker 3: good morning?
Speaker 12: Yeah you know, Christian, I'm gonna the name of Crash.
Speaker 3: Why do you go with the name of Crash?
Speaker 12: Well, it was a nickname I got when I was
Speaker 12: a commercial fisherman. But it's just easy Crash. No one
Speaker 12: they believe me. But yeah, no one else got the
Speaker 12: name Crash.
Speaker 3: Because Mark is a very easy name.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mark is your good, solid name, dependable name, four letters.
Speaker 3: However, Crash great name.
Speaker 2: It's like some kind of superhero cartoon character. And how
Speaker 2: did you get the nickname? If you're a fisherman. Were
Speaker 2: you crashing into the dock or something?
Speaker 12: Yes, you know I crashed around the dick, didn't You
Speaker 12: didn't have any seas. I come out black and blue
Speaker 12: and while I got to work, we call me Crash
Speaker 12: So it's stuck over twenty years.
Speaker 3: There you go, A nickname is born. All right, crash Mark,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Now are right?
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Right now we need to talk about what's happening this
Speaker 2: Sunday at the EJ.
Speaker 3: Whitten Oval. We are back kristin O'Connell's Grim Final, Save
Speaker 3: Gran New kicking.
Speaker 2: Yes, Sie Gram, you look at the weather this morning.
Speaker 2: It is a stunning, stunning day and I'm super excited
Speaker 2: about this Sunday. It is back our Grand Final weekend.
Speaker 2: Before the Grand Final, we're hoping to have around one
Speaker 2: hundred grannies. I think we had about sort of fifty
Speaker 2: last year that came along taking each other on seeing
Speaker 2: how far they can kick the footy. Twenty eight point
Speaker 2: five four was whin a bron win last year. We're
Speaker 2: hoping you can smash through thirty this year. Still time
Speaker 2: if you want to get involved and enter granny, she
Speaker 2: just need to go to Gold one I four to
Speaker 2: three dot com dot au. However, the really big thing
Speaker 2: we need to talk about this morning and some extra
Speaker 2: bits we need from you. First of all, we really
Speaker 2: hope you can come along and watch and cheer on
Speaker 2: the Grannies. Last year we had a great crowd. It
Speaker 2: was really nice. The show was only a couple of
Speaker 2: months old. Look at us now, we're only two hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty nine shows old. We're still really young. We
Speaker 2: were toddlers. I was a toddler last year, now slightly
Speaker 2: older than that. So come along and watch the Grannies,
Speaker 2: cheer the Grannies on plenty to see in new fun
Speaker 2: starts at nine, kicking starts at ten.
Speaker 4: And whether you have a granny kicking or night, you
Speaker 4: can come along. You don't have to have a grn
Speaker 4: in the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, enjoy have a looker of the weekend.
Speaker 2: Na a granny if a seam will walk her down
Speaker 2: the street, chuck her in the car, bring her along, Okay,
Speaker 2: borrow a granny, sponsor a granny. So what we got
Speaker 2: then is not one, not two three skydivers. Last year
Speaker 2: we hoped to have a skydiver. We were offered one
Speaker 2: of our listeners who was going to skydive with the
Speaker 2: sharing strapped to him, but a groundskeeper Willie out of
Speaker 2: the home of the bulldogs the oval was worried about
Speaker 2: if he died and the canopy didn't open, the damage
Speaker 2: to the turf. I'm not making any of this up, however,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened last twelve months. Now he's
Speaker 2: not management or they've got a giant trampoline.
Speaker 4: They're just gonna move around if the parachu.
Speaker 2: Crash mat We've got not one, not two, but three
Speaker 2: skydivers who are going to be jumping out a plane
Speaker 2: and landing on the oval. We've also got Carlos, our
Speaker 2: new best friend is back, our opera singer. Last week
Speaker 2: he was doing an opera grand doorstepping Shane Crawford on
Speaker 2: his birthday. This Sunday he's doing the national anthem for
Speaker 2: all of us.
Speaker 4: Will we find a way to use Carlos? Every week?
Speaker 3: My kids do the scene now it's called a streak,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 2: Where you can just get and trying to find a
Speaker 2: way to use Carlos the opera singer every week to
Speaker 2: the end of the year.
Speaker 3: Do you know what we're going to do next week?
Speaker 2: We have got four shows, but yeah, they've got the
Speaker 2: opera singer as well, loads more as well, free food
Speaker 2: down there as well. The real big thing we need
Speaker 2: yesterday we found someone who can make a great trophy,
Speaker 2: not just any trophy. It's a Faberget egg making a
Speaker 2: Faberget egg trophy.
Speaker 3: So that's been that's all in play.
Speaker 2: The thing we need now is the most important thing
Speaker 2: is these grannies. I need you to understand, right. A
Speaker 2: lot of them took it very very seriously last year,
Speaker 2: so much so that there was one gran who was
Speaker 2: very upset that we didn't have the proper standard issue ball,
Speaker 2: the number five. If you want to you want to know,
Speaker 2: we had a number four and to be fair, as
Speaker 2: soon as you got they said, I think this is a.
Speaker 3: Smaller ball than some of them would have been practicing with.
Speaker 3: Ye most of grannies didn't really care. Some of them.
Speaker 2: One of them, I'm talking to you, Brenda Arnell not
Speaker 2: as complains during it. After it followed me and produce
Speaker 2: a brad out into the car park. I thought she
Speaker 2: was going to belt me and now they pop so
Speaker 2: the bulls have been delivered. Grands, I can assure you
Speaker 2: appreciate your australiings. You want to win, you want to
Speaker 2: kick to win. It is the number five. It is
Speaker 2: a proper ball. Okay, so hopefully that's only been practicing
Speaker 2: with some of the entries.
Speaker 3: Then from the grand so far, Hey Christian.
Speaker 14: It's Kirie here. I tried to have a shot last year,
Speaker 14: but I'm fortunately my granddaughter was born that same day,
Speaker 14: so I missed on the comp Wait.
Speaker 2: A minute, unfortunately grand born. Surely if you're granny, that's
Speaker 2: what the job description is.
Speaker 14: Hey Christian, it's Kerry here. I tried to have a
Speaker 14: shot last year, but I'm fortunately my granddaughter was born
Speaker 14: that same day, so I but I'm.
Speaker 9: Ready to go.
Speaker 14: I've played a decent season down at them and being
Speaker 14: a footy club, they called me the mad dog, looking
Speaker 14: forward to doing my best to kick at least thirty meters.
Speaker 4: It is a big decision that players have to make
Speaker 4: if they are expecting a child on a day where
Speaker 4: they have a game, whether they're going to play or not,
Speaker 4: most of them choose to play, So mad dogs should Playlet.
Speaker 2: Don't feel comfortable calling a grandmother mad dog.
Speaker 4: I didn't give her the name she gave herself.
Speaker 3: I just don't fell right, fell right.
Speaker 9: Hi, Christian, this is Chris.
Speaker 13: I'm a massive Pie fan for forty eight years. My
Speaker 13: daughter nominated me for the Grand Final, and I believe
Speaker 13: I can take out the title this year with a
Speaker 13: massive kick of over thirty meters.
Speaker 9: Our girls at all mine this year.
Speaker 3: Wow fighting talk there.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian Lacy here looking forward to Grand Final.
Speaker 15: I'm reckon, I'm going to do really well. Just over
Speaker 15: steady minus I can go.
Speaker 9: So watch out, grands the titles line.
Speaker 2: All right, coming up next, and there's one person we
Speaker 2: need for this Sunday, very very important.
Speaker 3: I tell you who that is. Next.
Speaker 2: I need one of you to step forward to help
Speaker 2: us out. And then I think I think we're all
Speaker 2: good to go. So Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three. All right, we have a
Speaker 2: you can have a game of footye. We've got the
Speaker 2: banner that we came up with on Friday. We've got
Speaker 2: the slogan for the banner that will be chanted by
Speaker 2: everyone out there on Sunday as well. Some more of
Speaker 2: the entries from these amazing Grands.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 15: She has injuring back this year and I'm going to
Speaker 15: give her a red red hot go. I've been playing
Speaker 15: at Waverly Park a couple of weeks ago and a
Speaker 15: women's game. Had a pretty good run out there.
Speaker 14: I've got the good day gat the trading.
Speaker 15: This year, I'm bringing out home weekness.
Speaker 3: Bring it shaza, Hi, Christian.
Speaker 6: This is Brenda, also known as Junior the Cobogliance. Last
Speaker 6: year I went in the Grand Final and kicked over
Speaker 6: twenty meters. So this year I'm going to go for
Speaker 6: thirty as I'm feeling fitter at seventy and this grand
Speaker 6: can do it.
Speaker 15: Well.
Speaker 3: That's Brendan now, the one that followed me up to
Speaker 3: the car park last year.
Speaker 4: She sounds harmless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the way, so Jeffrey time.
Speaker 4: I'm sure from time I.
Speaker 2: Have the message or something, they can turn ne I
Speaker 2: forget that some of them robbed us last year as well.
Speaker 3: They are wild. They need to be in a cage.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's the only way guarantee my safety, the nun cage.
Speaker 15: Hey, Christian at shell here. I'm really looking forward to
Speaker 15: the Grand Final again. This year. I made it to
Speaker 15: the top eight. Last year, I reckon I can kick
Speaker 15: over forty forty five meters. This year been training with
Speaker 15: the Juan Ifl Masters boys down here and ready and
Speaker 15: rare and to go looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: Do you think a lot of them some of them
Speaker 2: are coming back from last year because I had a
Speaker 2: good time and they now feel that they could do
Speaker 2: a bit more. And I think also in the last
Speaker 2: twelve months some of them probably inducing. Are we drug
Speaker 2: testing him or not? I say, bring it, Grands, take
Speaker 2: whatever you want, shove it up, your nose, down it,
Speaker 2: whatever you got to do to see if you can
Speaker 2: kick over thirty Okay, so the thing we need for Sunday.
Speaker 2: This is a really I think this is key his
Speaker 2: how it works. Granny steps up, I said, good luck, Granny.
Speaker 2: Granny kicks the ball. Who is the person measuring the kick?
Speaker 3: Jack Post?
Speaker 4: And I did flawless job last year? If I say
Speaker 4: so myself.
Speaker 3: You were amazing.
Speaker 2: The only the only bad point about the performance was afterwards,
Speaker 2: you know, when we're giving the granny the giant trophy.
Speaker 2: I looked around for my wingman JP Jackpost.
Speaker 3: Where was he?
Speaker 2: And one of the producers went, he's having a massage
Speaker 2: right now? Not not now, he'd have.
Speaker 3: It after this. We're doing everyone. Everyone is here.
Speaker 2: There were six hundred people that are the crowd, the Granninges,
Speaker 2: their families.
Speaker 3: Jack was having a massage on the treatment I did.
Speaker 4: When I was running around back and forth getting the measurements,
Speaker 4: I did ping something in my lower back.
Speaker 2: You get that fixed at the end of it. You
Speaker 2: don't do it during the awards ceremony.
Speaker 3: That will fill me. If you watch the video you're
Speaker 3: seeing where is where's.
Speaker 2: Wally is in the background having a rub down, or
Speaker 2: the Granninges didn't get injured.
Speaker 3: No, you were faultless. So you are. You are back there?
Speaker 3: Thank you measuring that?
Speaker 4: Then my job is to get the measurement. Yell out
Speaker 4: twenty eight point five four meters. Then where does that go?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Last year it went to Patsy and that is where
Speaker 2: it might as well just gone in the drain. I'm
Speaker 2: afraid that that you are a You are like a
Speaker 2: Swiss army knife on this show.
Speaker 3: Your powers are many.
Speaker 7: That pip figures are not one of them, numbers are
Speaker 7: not one of them. And I'm I'm happy to declare.
Speaker 2: That great, Well, you weren't we had to take it
Speaker 2: off you. You kept saying no and get angry. Pass
Speaker 2: he has been moved on. I think it's a more
Speaker 2: important role on the day.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's what they tell the kid at school that
Speaker 7: can't play sport.
Speaker 5: That is what they tell the.
Speaker 2: One that's using dear. I don't think this is right.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is right, very sad. I think
Speaker 2: if you think about footy, what do we love about footy?
Speaker 2: Face painting? That's what Pats she's doing. She's running a
Speaker 2: face painting table for the kids, the grands. However, this
Speaker 2: means that we now need one of you to step up,
Speaker 2: someone who lives for Excel spreadsheets, to capture what do
Speaker 2: you call it, the data that comes in the numbers
Speaker 2: and put them in quickly and.
Speaker 5: Cleanly to the engine room. It's the Internet of the whole.
Speaker 3: Day, that's it, and we need someone who can do that.
Speaker 2: Normally, these people in an office or a company that
Speaker 2: the grays aren't they they're the backroom team. You know,
Speaker 2: you see them pouring over Excel spreadsheets and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: We need to find someone who is excellient.
Speaker 4: I was trying to make myself laugh, but I couldn't
Speaker 4: try harder.
Speaker 3: I need new wing people someone and who is excellion.
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible Jack right anyway, we need to find
Speaker 2: someone who is a wizard on Excel spreadsheets who can
Speaker 2: do this. So we need someone who can do this
Speaker 2: under pressure as well, because there will be a lot
Speaker 2: going on and some of those grindies, like I said,
Speaker 2: they're going to be juicing. They can turn as well.
Speaker 2: So you need to be able to do this really
Speaker 2: quickly and do it day in, day out and capturing
Speaker 2: all the data as it comes in. If that's you,
Speaker 2: we really seriously do need you. Sunday nine four one
Speaker 2: four one four to three. Your Grand Final needs you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Grand Final back this Sunday.
Speaker 2: We are down at the EJ. Whitten Oval from nine.
Speaker 2: Come along cheer on all of the grannies kicking the
Speaker 2: footy as far as they can. But right now we
Speaker 2: need someone who works day in, day out under pressure
Speaker 2: to do with data entry, to keep a scorn Excel
Speaker 2: spreadsheet of the granny's scores and their kicks. Michelle, good morning, Hey,
Speaker 2: how are you? I'm good Michelle, So tell me about
Speaker 2: your experience. VISU is now a live job interview?
Speaker 4: Oh, well, do you want a spreadsheet?
Speaker 12: I can put one together, worries.
Speaker 4: Whatever?
Speaker 3: And what do you do for a living that helps
Speaker 3: us skill out?
Speaker 11: Ad in tregue?
Speaker 9: So spreadsheet, numbers, assets, whatever, whatever?
Speaker 12: What do you want.
Speaker 3: To put in? Well?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: And then what do you actually do? Ah, I'm a scientist?
Speaker 2: He does, have very sure about it. How do you
Speaker 2: What kind of scientists are you? She's a bit vague
Speaker 2: slash made up.
Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty broad, you know.
Speaker 4: So yeah, generically I'm a scientist. Is there something you're
Speaker 4: not allowed to tell us?
Speaker 3: Oh? Do you work in a specialist area? No?
Speaker 9: Not really, just doing levy stuff.
Speaker 4: And I believe you, and that is something a scientist
Speaker 4: would say.
Speaker 3: I had to throw us off the scent. Who do
Speaker 3: you do labby stuff for?
Speaker 1: I'm a university monash could be?
Speaker 3: Are you working for the government?
Speaker 9: I could not be.
Speaker 3: Are you working for the illuminati?
Speaker 16: I could be.
Speaker 2: I'm getting closer. Okay, Michelle, it might be you. We've
Speaker 2: got to move on. We might be taking you up Sunday.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks a lot, it's going okay, all right,
Speaker 2: have a good day. Thanks Michelle Owen.
Speaker 3: Good morning. Hello, Hello Owen. What do you do for
Speaker 3: living mate that will come and down help us out?
Speaker 16: I work for the REF and I manage data systems
Speaker 16: to keep aircraft in flight corridors and things like that.
Speaker 3: So you keep planes in the sky.
Speaker 16: To keep planes in the sky, to keep us safe.
Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, very very expensive planes in the skies.
Speaker 4: This is the guy we well, no room for error,
Speaker 4: I imagine, Owen.
Speaker 16: Absolutely, we have so many systems that use so many
Speaker 16: different types of data and new mary data height data,
Speaker 16: let letter to longer.
Speaker 3: Choose same when they keep that sharing.
Speaker 2: It's got longitude, latitude, height, velocity gradient.
Speaker 3: We need all that captured. You're the man. Oh and
Speaker 3: you're hired. Okay, great man, Thank you.
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Speaker 3: All of that flory.
Speaker 2: Your story's on five top At Tuesday and the five Topics.
Speaker 2: This morning, we've had my wife's dad, my father and
Speaker 2: all staying for the last two and half weeks. Flew
Speaker 2: back to London. Yesterday. Wife goes into the spare room
Speaker 2: where obviously he's been staying for the last two and
Speaker 2: half weeks, but last two and enough weeks.
Speaker 3: I just keep saying to.
Speaker 2: My wife, there's a funny smell from his room, right, seriously,
Speaker 2: like a funny smell, almost like fruitcake or something.
Speaker 3: That I think he's up to something in there. I
Speaker 3: don't think, so I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 2: It's my dad and anyway, yesterday she finds out there's
Speaker 2: a lot of vaping paraphernalia, as she called it. He'd
Speaker 2: been this guy is seventy four, he'd been secretly vaping, right,
Speaker 2: especially not all that on the head smoking, vaping like
Speaker 2: a teenager with a window open upstairs.
Speaker 3: In the spare of the two and up weeks.
Speaker 2: That was the fruity smell, you know they have all
Speaker 2: he's just like last week cents and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't smell like nicotine, a secret vapor.
Speaker 4: Next he'll be climbing down the drain pipe in the.
Speaker 3: Middle of the night.
Speaker 2: So what did your house guest get up to? So yeah,
Speaker 2: the kids all think it's cool. They got like a
Speaker 2: rock and roll grandad who vapes at the age of
Speaker 2: seventy four. What did your house guest get up to?
Speaker 2: My father not vape secretly?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Today on the show, we took this call when this
Speaker 2: has to turn into one of the topics today. Celebrities
Speaker 2: that your parents hated.
Speaker 16: Mum didn't like.
Speaker 8: Paul Hogan and the Paul Hogan Show.
Speaker 3: Everyone Paul Hogan.
Speaker 8: Oh, well I did and my dad did, but mum
Speaker 8: didn't approved.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 2: Celebrities your parents disliked. Have you ever borrowed something and
Speaker 2: broke it? It's the worst thing of the world. If
Speaker 2: you borrow something from somebody and you damage it in
Speaker 2: any way or break it, it's terrible. So we look
Speaker 2: at those stories as well. Notable wrong numbers, either that
Speaker 2: you've called or did you used to keep getting someone
Speaker 2: calling you When you call the wrong number. You never
Speaker 2: take their word for it, do you? You never hang up
Speaker 2: a meetia you go?
Speaker 3: Are you sure? Wayne? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Harris, Wayne Harris.
Speaker 2: Isn't there No one ever takes your word for you?
Speaker 2: Go No, I'm sorry, you got wrong number. They just
Speaker 2: say it again. Then they call back immediately, don't.
Speaker 3: Higgo who works it? Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant present. So what's
Speaker 3: the word? He put it on his Twitter feed yesterday.
Speaker 4: His dad's home number is one number off of brothel.
Speaker 3: Sure, I've made that simple error.
Speaker 4: Every now and again he'll get a customer inquiring bringing
Speaker 4: his dad.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: And finally this morning on five tob of Tuesday. Dangerous
Speaker 2: games you played as a kid. Maybe you invented this
Speaker 2: game or something you played at school. Dangerous games you
Speaker 2: played as a kid. Those are your five topics. What
Speaker 2: did your house guest get up to, celebrities your parents hated?
Speaker 2: Have you ever borrowed something and broke it? Notable wrong
Speaker 2: numbers and dangerous games you played as a kid. Nine
Speaker 2: four one oh four three Give us a call with
Speaker 2: your stories.
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Speaker 2: Win tickets all day long on this radio station. We've
Speaker 2: got them to the next half an hour for your
Speaker 2: stories on five top of Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Go to the all new Royal Melbourne show this morning.
Speaker 2: We're looking for stories about what did your house guest
Speaker 2: get up to. My father in law has been staying
Speaker 2: for the last two weeks secretly vaping in the spare
Speaker 2: bedroom in his bedroom. Shocking guys seventy four. Why is
Speaker 2: he so frightened of his daughter?
Speaker 3: I get it? Two weeks?
Speaker 2: No celebrities, your parents hated. Have you ever borrowed something
Speaker 2: from somebody and then you damaged it?
Speaker 3: You broke it? Notable wrong numbers.
Speaker 2: We've got some great ones lined up and dangerous games
Speaker 2: she played as a kid. The un important phone number
Speaker 2: you need is nine four to one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three. Let's go to Sophie. Good morning, Sophie, Good morning,
Speaker 2: Hey morning Sophie. Thanks for calling firetop it Tuesday. What
Speaker 2: have you got for us?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 17: So my mum when she was a kid, she played
Speaker 17: a pretty dangerous game of roof cricket, where she climbed
Speaker 17: her neighbor's tree onto their roof and then her brothers
Speaker 17: and sisters went on their roof they played cricket across
Speaker 17: the street.
Speaker 3: I love the sound of this.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you know what cricket. Australian needed your mum.
Speaker 2: They didn't need David Warner.
Speaker 4: Did wait did you? Did you say they play across
Speaker 4: the streets? The one the bowler is on one roof,
Speaker 4: he bowls across the street. I hope it's better on
Speaker 4: the other side.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is better than Australian Ninja.
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 3: I always want to roof cricket. This is invented by
Speaker 3: your mum. Yep. What's the name of this great woman?
Speaker 3: We need to know her?
Speaker 9: Janet?
Speaker 2: Janet of course is what Janet does. How she had
Speaker 2: a couple of drinks when she first went up there
Speaker 2: to try this.
Speaker 3: No, she was like, ten, right, okay, this is brilliant.
Speaker 2: And have you I hope you you obviously never played
Speaker 2: this yourself, have you, Sophie?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: All right, great, all right, Sophie, great story. Thanks according
Speaker 3: you might have a good.
Speaker 2: Day, all right, Andrew, good morning, I'm good Andrew. Thanks
Speaker 2: recording us. Which when you took calling it about notable numbers.
Speaker 18: So just as my son was being born, I started
Speaker 18: getting all these phone calls about someone would just hang
Speaker 18: up as soon as I heard my voice. Others would
Speaker 18: sort of go, I'm after I can't remember the person's name,
Speaker 18: but so maybe for a good time. And I'm looking
Speaker 18: at it to be a Westerner strain classify the which
Speaker 18: had got my number wrong, I'll put my number on
Speaker 18: instead of someone else's number. So I put that Fifteen
Speaker 18: phone calls over a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: From people looking for a good time.
Speaker 18: Yeah, pretty much, and if I could meet them at
Speaker 18: a car park somewhere.
Speaker 2: All right, Andrew, thank you very much. Cool, have a
Speaker 2: good day. Thanks forgoing about, Kytie. No, yeah, Kytie, Welcome
Speaker 2: to five Toibit Tuesday. What's your story?
Speaker 10: So my story is on the dangerous games as a kid,
Speaker 10: and it's actually my husband's story, so I'm happy to
Speaker 10: announce his embarrassing and kicks. But they used to play
Speaker 10: game called flaming footy.
Speaker 2: I think we can already guess it involves to use
Speaker 2: a footy that is on fire.
Speaker 10: Well the foot he was actually a toilet roll. So
Speaker 10: this started in camping times and they would soak that
Speaker 10: in something flammable and then lighter and you know, then
Speaker 10: you can play football at night time.
Speaker 2: You can say that a lot of money in the
Speaker 2: lights they use if they played with it this Friday night,
Speaker 2: if they played with a flaming footy and use this idea.
Speaker 10: The problem is that you're playing at nighttime and you
Speaker 10: can see the football that you can't see anything else.
Speaker 10: And so the last time he played it he was
Speaker 10: an adult, him and his mate rent camping not that
Speaker 10: long ago, and after a few drinks decided they'd reattempt
Speaker 10: this game. And he actually kind of slid down an
Speaker 10: embankment and did a backflip while he was trying to
Speaker 10: do a major kick. Came home very sore and sorry
Speaker 10: with broken ribs.
Speaker 2: Amazing though drinking had been involved, you could guess all
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: That is a great one, Kylie. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for sharing that with us. Okay, thank you, good day, Jeers,
Speaker 3: Thanks you too.
Speaker 12: Bye.
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: In Music News yesterday, musical legend passed away Rick as
Speaker 2: lead singer with the Cars, but even forgot about the Cars.
Speaker 3: They banned.
Speaker 2: But during the seventies and eighties they did some great albums.
Speaker 2: I want I heard the news yesterday. I went and
Speaker 2: dug out the debut Alba by the Cars, which is
Speaker 2: a great album.
Speaker 3: There's not a tough track on.
Speaker 2: It also went on to produce many bands like No
Speaker 2: Doubt and did a couple of the Wheezer albums as well.
Speaker 2: And I can work out what song to play today,
Speaker 2: whether they play drive or just what I needed. But
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with this because they've got such
Speaker 2: a great sound, and when they came along in nineteen
Speaker 2: seventy seven with this debut album, no one else was
Speaker 2: sounding a lot.
Speaker 3: They're on the radio. They're a pioneer of new wave.
Speaker 2: This is the cars for the late great Rick Aksak
Speaker 2: and My best Friend's Girl that is forty old. That
Speaker 2: track the album came out in nineteen seventy out of
Speaker 2: just chet.
Speaker 3: Listen this week.
Speaker 2: Even if you've never heard any of their songs and
Speaker 2: you want to hear something different, listen to the debut
Speaker 2: album and then there's eleven tracks on there, not a bad.
Speaker 3: Track on there.
Speaker 2: And that's one of about three or four of the
Speaker 2: huge hits they had.
Speaker 3: Forty years old. It's true, it's not the great music.
Speaker 2: It just endures, isn't that Still it has an edge
Speaker 2: to it even now that song you sound fresh, the
Speaker 2: jangly angular guitar and the harmonies on there you enjoyed
Speaker 2: that though. I've just had a text from my new
Speaker 2: friend I met a couple of weeks ago through Crawf
Speaker 2: raisor Ray raisor Ray is listening right now, probably driving
Speaker 2: to work in his umpires gear bang a tune. I
Speaker 2: just texted back, going which game you work? And he's
Speaker 2: doing this Friday night, Richard merssus Johnel, what a huge
Speaker 2: game to be umpire.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you use a pump up song for umpire?
Speaker 4: You know, do you get the headphones on before a
Speaker 4: big game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd want to call up something to fire Out's
Speaker 2: actually a massive game like that. All right, we're doing
Speaker 2: five too much Tuesday. We are midway through five Domit Tuesday.
Speaker 2: The five phone in is running this morning for Royal
Speaker 2: Albourn Show. Tickets are dangerous games you played as a
Speaker 2: kid for her about Ruth Cricket about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Notable wrong numbers? Have you ever borrowed anything and broke it?
Speaker 2: Celebrities your parents hated? And what did your house guest
Speaker 2: get up to? My father in law's been staying the
Speaker 2: last two weeks. It's gone home. We found out yesterday
Speaker 2: I'd been secretly vaping guy's seventy four secretly vaping in
Speaker 2: his bedroom. Some alls on Facebook, peopleen leaving what has
Speaker 2: a house guest done? My mother law was visiting from
Speaker 2: inter state. I finished all my morning chores, went out,
Speaker 2: took my child a kindergarten, came home to find a
Speaker 2: redoing the same chores because she didn't think I'd done them.
Speaker 2: Probably my mother in law does exactly the same, Rebecca.
Speaker 2: About nineteen years ago, my brother's girlfriend and her kids
Speaker 2: moved in. Her daughter was around the same age as me,
Speaker 2: stole my digitimon, and no one ever cared or held
Speaker 2: her accountable.
Speaker 3: Nineteen years late, I'm still fuming. Give me back my digitimon, Jessica.
Speaker 2: Rebecca, that's great Christian celebrities. Your parents had a vendetta
Speaker 2: up towards John farnhams on Karen many years ago. My
Speaker 2: family had to wait for John Farnham to perform a
Speaker 2: concert as on the back of a truck in the
Speaker 2: front of a grand hotel, mournitor. We had to wait
Speaker 2: for ages. His plane was apparently running very late. Dad
Speaker 2: naverever poking for it. Braiden, My dad thought Rod Stewart
Speaker 2: was the root of all evil. Yes, I think George
Speaker 2: Bush Junior, didn't he plot him on the Access.
Speaker 3: Of Evil Ben Narden Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2: All right, so the phone number four, the phone is
Speaker 2: today as always known for one for one four three.
Speaker 3: Donna, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Donna, welcome of five Tobit Tuesday. You talk
Speaker 2: about celebrities that your parents don't like?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 11: Yes, that's what My mother didn't like. Bruce mcavony because
Speaker 11: she's on that he was very precious. So she would
Speaker 11: watch him on the TV and say, look at him.
Speaker 11: I bet he's never washed a dish in his life.
Speaker 11: He's never worked in the garden or Yeah. And the
Speaker 11: stupid thing was he wouldn't turn the television off. She
Speaker 11: would sit there watching him.
Speaker 2: But Bruce strikes me as a man who's watched many plays.
Speaker 2: He's got a lovely rose garden like Kevin Sheady, the
Speaker 2: man involved in footage.
Speaker 11: Precious. Yeah, she thought he was very precious. But I
Speaker 11: say I must just say that Jack. She was a
Speaker 11: Coburg girl, So I don't know whether that had anything
Speaker 11: to do with it or not.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I.
Speaker 4: Mean as a Coburg resident, I love Bruce mcavane.
Speaker 3: Your neighbors. There's any illwill towards the great Bruce.
Speaker 2: I'll go up and down the street this afternoon. Anyone
Speaker 2: wouldn't love that great gentle kind man.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, but the stupid party she would keep watching.
Speaker 11: Mum turned the TV. She'd I look at him body.
Speaker 11: He's never washed the dish, and that was the main thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to rest now until I do. Remember
Speaker 2: I put him on my top five. What do you
Speaker 2: want to speak to Bruce mccavany, I now want to
Speaker 2: speak to him a sap.
Speaker 3: When was the last time you watched the dish? Bruce
Speaker 3: been out of the garden yet? Springs here?
Speaker 2: Bruce put the mora out come on Donna. That's a
Speaker 2: great one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 11: You called you Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take some more calls next on five
Speaker 2: topic Tuesday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Just a an email coming from Debbie. I cannot read
Speaker 2: it out on air. It actually open up possible legueal action.
Speaker 2: It's about a vendetta that her mum has about the
Speaker 2: actor Christopher Walken.
Speaker 3: I show it to you a fair shot up, you know,
Speaker 3: it's just like I can't read that.
Speaker 2: We've in court and the biggest one of the moment
Speaker 2: on five Top of Tuesdays dangerous games you played as
Speaker 2: a kid. And all I keep hearing from Jack and
Speaker 2: Brad and Beck and Collars are going through all these
Speaker 2: amazing stories.
Speaker 3: Is that's a great story too dangers to have on air.
Speaker 4: We just don't want to encourage. I guess kids who
Speaker 4: are listening on their way to school and.
Speaker 2: They hang on our every word, you know, they transcribe
Speaker 2: the shows and acts out links in the playground as well.
Speaker 2: But some of these games actually are really really really dangerous.
Speaker 2: I mean, we just can almost do a podcast with
Speaker 2: the calls.
Speaker 3: That we've had to go.
Speaker 2: This is amazing story, we can't put it on air.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the lines to the ones
Speaker 2: we can broadcast this morning. Brett, good morning, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I hope you well this morning. Thank you for all? Yeah,
Speaker 2: very well, waits in there for us, which when he
Speaker 2: coolling it about Brett on five Topics.
Speaker 8: The wrong phone number one mate, Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brett, is this you what happened?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 8: It was actually well it was my parents when I
Speaker 8: was a kid. The local bank opened a new branch,
Speaker 8: and when they did all their advertising material or all
Speaker 8: their calendars and all the rest of it, but actually
Speaker 8: actually advertised my mum and dad's home phone number is
Speaker 8: their bank is their bank branch phone number.
Speaker 3: What a night it was.
Speaker 8: It was probably twenty phone calls a day. I reckon,
Speaker 8: it was insane. And in the end what happened was
Speaker 8: my dad got that jack of it. He actually started
Speaker 8: answering the phone as the bank, as the bank branch
Speaker 8: on the phone, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Can have an image off, Yes, you can have a mortgage,
Speaker 2: how aboutever you want.
Speaker 8: Well, it was actually even better than that. This guy
Speaker 8: rang up to get gave his name and say John
Speaker 8: Smith or whatever, and I rang up to get an
Speaker 8: account balance, and my dad said, only there's what two
Speaker 8: dollars forty in the bank, and the guy went absolutely
Speaker 8: nothing and said there should be twenty thousand bucks in
Speaker 8: the bank, and had said, oh, well, there was actually
Speaker 8: a twenty thousand dollars withdrew all made yesterday morning by
Speaker 8: missus Smith. And the guy went even more nuts and
Speaker 8: went that kid, I've had enough. I'm going to go
Speaker 8: home and kill her. We never heard anymore about it.
Speaker 8: That was it. It was all done and dusted. It
Speaker 8: was all finished after that. So whatever happened, I don't know,
Speaker 8: but yeah, Tom, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: What especially as because we introduce you, Brett as one
Speaker 4: of the calls we can put to our this morning.
Speaker 16: If they can put that to I don't know what
Speaker 16: you count.
Speaker 2: As well, Brett. That's a great story, that brilliant. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much recording him.
Speaker 8: Brett, My pleasure. Have a good day, all right.
Speaker 3: And your chest Brett, Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 9: Have the money all right.
Speaker 2: So you've also got one about I love these stories
Speaker 2: about wrong numbers. So what's your one, Michelle.
Speaker 19: Okay, So I used to work a prominent cemetery and
Speaker 19: we shared a number close with the local real estate agent.
Speaker 2: There is a crossover, you know, those holes in the grounds.
Speaker 2: They've got tons of room for development in a very
Speaker 2: up and coming area.
Speaker 19: Absolutely, so we would get a call because they'd want
Speaker 19: to look at a property, and we have a little
Speaker 19: bit of a very polite joke about we sell your
Speaker 19: final piece of real estate. You know, it's real estate
Speaker 19: of a different kind, and it was. We're always amused
Speaker 19: there and at times.
Speaker 9: We actually got sales out of it.
Speaker 8: Too.
Speaker 3: While they're on the phone, You guys are amazing, amazing
Speaker 3: from someone grieving to yeah, I've come around and never
Speaker 3: look at number sixty two. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay that's incredible. Can you come and work for this
Speaker 2: radio station?
Speaker 16: Okay, not a problem, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Michelle, thank you very much, you call.
Speaker 9: Thank you bye.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: So it's say the last few calls coming up after
Speaker 2: the outbreaks? What did your house guest get up to?
Speaker 2: Celebrities your parents disliked?
Speaker 3: Haven't anything yet?
Speaker 2: For anything you've borrowed and then broke wrong numbers? We're
Speaker 2: getting some great stories on a dangerous games she played
Speaker 2: as a kid. Nine one four three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three one last call we can squeeze in on five
Speaker 2: topic Tuesday, What did your one phone in?
Speaker 3: Today?
Speaker 2: Has been about what did your house guest get up to?
Speaker 2: After my father in law stay for the last two weeks,
Speaker 2: seventy four found out yesterday clearing out his bedroom that
Speaker 2: he's been living in for the last two weeks, ours
Speaker 2: that he's been secretly vaping. Is it in amazing that
Speaker 2: seventy four years of age secretly vaping.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do with the vape kit?
Speaker 3: That guy's grounded, so grounded. David Carroendin's on the line.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Caroendin, good morning.
Speaker 20: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good mate, So tell us about the house guest story.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it was.
Speaker 20: Actually my name. She was staying with us for a
Speaker 20: couple of months and she's not getting up during the night,
Speaker 20: and we'll continually ask her what are you doing during
Speaker 20: the night three o'clock in the morning, and should be
Speaker 20: quite vague about it. And then it all came out
Speaker 20: when she woke up one morning and she had chocolate
Speaker 20: all her hair, all over a face, and so she's
Speaker 20: actually getting up middle night having a bit of a nibble.
Speaker 20: Wasn't admitting it until Yeah, she was caught out with
Speaker 20: it all over her. So, ye are quite interesting, quite
Speaker 20: funny at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's the thing about these older nannies granny's
Speaker 2: as we're finding out last year. They well, she's obviously
Speaker 2: got the munchies, you know, late night take up there.
Speaker 3: They think it's so woodstock or something.
Speaker 1: And I counted that's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, I pitched an idea. You know about this idea
Speaker 2: I've got involving you two.
Speaker 4: I personally love it great and I can picture it
Speaker 4: and I think we'd spashally out of the park, and
Speaker 4: so would they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that they would like it. Right.
Speaker 2: I've been lucky enough to interview Bono and the Edge
Speaker 2: quite a few times over the years, and so really excited,
Speaker 2: like I know lots of you are, that they're coming
Speaker 2: over here Friday the November fifteenth, Joshua Tree Live. Not
Speaker 2: just that, not just one of the rock and roll's
Speaker 2: greatest albums, but also got Noel Gallagher of formerly of
Speaker 2: Our Ways is supporting them as well, has to be
Speaker 2: doing on the entire world tour. So super excited and
Speaker 2: I thought be great to get them on the news
Speaker 2: show over here. The last time I interviewed it was
Speaker 2: the whole band. It was at Abbey Roads Studios and
Speaker 2: I was allowed to bring listeners listen to a whole
Speaker 2: brand new album and then be surprised by the band
Speaker 2: walking in at Abbey Road Studios. It was amazing, really
Speaker 2: really well, real highlight for fans of the band and
Speaker 2: for me as well. And then get into Chatler band.
Speaker 2: It was brilliant and anyway, so I've had this idea.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I finally dug out some old contacts and I
Speaker 2: went to the UK record label for the YouTube.
Speaker 4: Now are we keeping hush hush about what the idea
Speaker 4: is while it's still in You know why a.
Speaker 2: Lot of thieves in this building who sleep with people
Speaker 2: that work for rival organizations. Producer whose lovely wife is
Speaker 2: r and me, Friday Lady loose lips at night time,
Speaker 2: Bradley cast lives. So let's just say the U two
Speaker 2: idea yep. I pitched it yesterday. Now, I didn't want
Speaker 2: to put too much blur because sometimes when you're pitching something,
Speaker 2: if people get lost in the detail that comes later,
Speaker 2: you just need to go. This is the ITEA top
Speaker 2: one idea and this one is a visual one I need.
Speaker 3: I just needed an image.
Speaker 2: It says what the idea is and the subject heading
Speaker 2: I got rio. This guy has been highed from Sydney,
Speaker 2: as described to me and you when we first met
Speaker 2: him as a young gun.
Speaker 3: You know, this guy understands the modern world. Oh what
Speaker 3: he can't do?
Speaker 2: I simply asked him a week ago, and the lazy
Speaker 2: git hasn't done it. It's been too busy trained for his
Speaker 2: Grand final game?
Speaker 3: Can he mock up the image I need? Didn't do
Speaker 3: it last week? I asked him again yesterday I did
Speaker 3: that today. Half an hour later I see it arrive
Speaker 3: in my own box. It looks shocking, Jack, I'm not exaggerating,
Speaker 3: am I?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like it was made in remember paint.
Speaker 4: It was a Microsoft work program.
Speaker 5: Well, he asked for my help with it yesterday, really.
Speaker 4: Photoshop.
Speaker 5: On the way out, I said, what's that? What is that?
Speaker 5: Miss Rey?
Speaker 2: I do you know what I just I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: sent it. This is my one shot I sent their image.
Speaker 2: I sent the pitch to usually gone to the managers
Speaker 2: of you two, and this is the reply. The reply
Speaker 2: came back an hour later okay, and was like, this
Speaker 2: is hilarious.
Speaker 3: We love this idea.
Speaker 2: Also hilarious is the shocking photoshop. And then it says
Speaker 2: we'll pass it on to the boys. They would either
Speaker 2: love this or hate it, and that to me sums
Speaker 2: up my career right on.
Speaker 3: Successful failure. Isn't that where we should be either love
Speaker 3: it or hate it?
Speaker 2: But they drew attention to the shocking photo shop and
Speaker 2: then my wife had.
Speaker 3: A look at it.
Speaker 2: When you should not have sent that, you should not
Speaker 2: have sent that you should have made Rio do another one.
Speaker 4: Without saying too much. You two were totally out of
Speaker 4: proportion to where we need some photoshop onto.
Speaker 2: It was all the top of the idea in Melbourne
Speaker 2: and they look like monsters.
Speaker 4: They look like godzillas as we would be taking over
Speaker 4: the city.
Speaker 2: I'm worried that the band are going to think that
Speaker 2: the proportions the image is going to put them off
Speaker 2: the idea.
Speaker 4: Are we playing in a tiny world?
Speaker 3: Why are we in the miniature? I can't say too
Speaker 3: much about it. Is it a miniature one? No, we
Speaker 3: don't like it. Next idea and suddenly it's dead in
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 4: If they say no, it's Rio has to go.
Speaker 3: Rio has to go.
Speaker 1: The first time and O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three yesterday we suddenly realized getting ahead of this Sunday's
Speaker 2: Grand Final, it's our second one. It's back this Sunday
Speaker 2: twenty second or September. We are back out the E. J.
Speaker 2: Whitten Oval in Footscrade from nine o'clock and loads going on.
Speaker 2: If you would come down cheer, all the grannies taking
Speaker 2: each other on, trying to kick the foot as far
Speaker 2: as they can, got face painters, including Pats, a massage zone.
Speaker 3: Do we have that last year for them?
Speaker 4: Well, you had one for the grannies. I didn't think
Speaker 4: it was the order you. I had to go while
Speaker 4: the grannies were not using it as sure, but that's cool.
Speaker 4: If it's for anybody, that's really cool.
Speaker 3: You hope that there'll be some Mailvet wrote for yours.
Speaker 4: And we'll section off one for us and then.
Speaker 2: Create your own cheer sign for the grounds as well.
Speaker 2: We got not one, not too three skydivers, Carlos from
Speaker 2: vic Opra is singing the national anth as well. Free
Speaker 2: bacon and egg burgers, and you got free coffees as well,
Speaker 2: and there are cash prices to be one for people
Speaker 2: that turn up as well. So Old starts at nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we realized we didn't have a trophy for the
Speaker 2: winning grand which is terrible, and Joanna stepped in, Joanna, good.
Speaker 9: Morning, good morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 2: So twenty four hours on you're responded to our sos
Speaker 2: and you you design and make these lovely Faberge eggs
Speaker 2: in your spare time, Yes, I do. And hey, you
Speaker 2: getting on with the designs for the winning Grand Final trophy?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm I'm on halfway.
Speaker 3: That's quick.
Speaker 9: Look at him cut it because it will take too
Speaker 9: much time. So I'm making a football. So yeah, it's
Speaker 9: just a lot of painting.
Speaker 7: I gotta do it.
Speaker 9: Can't just do your coats, the civil coats.
Speaker 2: I said that Jack Early is going to hopefully should
Speaker 2: have it done by ten oils. Was he.
Speaker 9: Not to die?
Speaker 3: Somebody don't understand.
Speaker 9: Maybe by tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: I said to get a grip. And so what egg
Speaker 3: did you go for?
Speaker 9: I go the Ostrich egg, the largest one.
Speaker 4: And when you say you didn't have time to cut it,
Speaker 4: does that mean he didn't empty it? Is the eggs
Speaker 4: still going to be wishing around in there?
Speaker 9: No, no, no empty inside.
Speaker 3: It a mug wire from Grevilins. There's a trophy as
Speaker 3: a surprise in side image. Ostridge comes out one day.
Speaker 4: Keep it in the fridge.
Speaker 11: You're all those eggs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, so you buy an empty or do
Speaker 4: you empty it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Buy them empty?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah you go yeah, yeah until they come yesterday.
Speaker 3: We're looking for the data.
Speaker 2: Anybody, nobody yet take up that one.
Speaker 9: I'm still looking. Yes, we did have hard to find.
Speaker 4: We had one caller saying they could lend you a
Speaker 4: goose egg. That's as close as we.
Speaker 9: Got o goose and chicken eggs. I'm fine because you
Speaker 9: can find them and I can do them mysell. Yeah,
Speaker 9: but ostrich and in you you need to find them
Speaker 9: and emptied.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Anyway, I've still got a few to go.
Speaker 3: Excellent.
Speaker 2: And so you're doing it. And then the like the
Speaker 2: design of a of a footy ball, yeah, like a.
Speaker 3: Shads right, yes, yes, And what's going to be written
Speaker 3: on there? How's that bit of it going?
Speaker 9: We're going to have I fell on one side, of course,
Speaker 9: but we're going to have golder Femi on the other.
Speaker 9: And the year. So today I'm going to shopping. If
Speaker 9: I find anything with putty thing, it will be added on.
Speaker 9: So it just depends what I find.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to go.
Speaker 11: Well, I have to.
Speaker 9: I have to because I need some other little fiddly
Speaker 9: bits and I've got to go looking. If I find great,
Speaker 9: If i'm not.
Speaker 2: I'll have to do my best, right, Okay, So we're
Speaker 2: looking forward? Are you looking for taffeta.
Speaker 9: I'm looking for a little like a figurine of a
Speaker 9: footballer or a little footy or a little trophy just
Speaker 9: to add to make.
Speaker 3: Those are very easy to find.
Speaker 4: Shopping a tiny grandma kicking the football. You'll be able
Speaker 4: to find.
Speaker 3: Miniatures. They're always bringing out.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they had a few years ago and I collected
Speaker 9: I made one for my grandson. Maybe I'll pinch one
Speaker 9: of these and put it in all.
Speaker 2: Right, Joanna, good on you, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: helping us out.
Speaker 9: Thank you, enjoy your day.
Speaker 2: I love you by I don't forget that that lady
Speaker 2: seriously yesterday is relying on you to try and source
Speaker 2: some new giant eggs because her egg dealer is in
Speaker 2: a nursing home.
Speaker 3: None of this I'm making up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Today's that work time waste one inborn day. Today.
Speaker 2: Today is Victorian Bird Appreciation Day. Appreciate the birds everyone,
Speaker 2: even those terrifying magpies you have here.
Speaker 4: You've been swooped yet, No, I've been swooped by non magpie.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was like a guess, like a finchy
Speaker 4: looking thing.
Speaker 3: Why are they so aggressive here?
Speaker 7: They're protecting their young in the nest because they're just
Speaker 7: having their babies.
Speaker 2: Well, I've never stolen a magpie's egg. I just want
Speaker 2: to say that to our magpie listeners right now. All right,
Speaker 2: So it is Victorian Bird Appreciation Day. We're looking for
Speaker 2: bird bands today. I've got the rapper Notorious b I R. D.
Speaker 2: Boom Fleetwood McCaw.
Speaker 3: With nine inches quells.
Speaker 2: These are gold and I'm not sure about this world's
Speaker 2: gold now maybe bronze or shiny gold, Budgie Holly.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 3: Come on, by all.
Speaker 2: Budgy ones get gold today our National Victoria Bird Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3: Jack, what have you got for bird bands?
Speaker 4: The red Hot Chili Peckers, ren Folds five, ren Folds five.
Speaker 3: Now we heard it. Didn't care for it?
Speaker 4: You two can that.
Speaker 3: I love it or hate it? Yet? React? Photo shopper too,
Speaker 3: can looking like.
Speaker 4: Bono and Nick Cave and the bird seeds.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, No taxi for post? All right?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 3: What have you got your bird bands? Oh? Four seven
Speaker 3: five three, one oh four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Today's at work time waster. It is a Victoria bird
Speaker 2: Appreciation Day. Screwed up the bit of paper wrote on. Sorry,
Speaker 2: then I read it on a newspaper. That's right, that's
Speaker 2: the newspaper.
Speaker 3: It is the.
Speaker 2: National note Victoria bird Appreciation Day today.
Speaker 3: Looking for your bird movies. And amongst all the texts.
Speaker 2: Flying in bird bands, bird bands, there's this one here.
Speaker 2: My dad didn't like LIBERACEI especially his rings. All right,
Speaker 2: there's a birdman Skychooks clever golden dom wld done. The
Speaker 2: Finch Fighters silver like Peter Mountmartha Franz, Berdinand gold plus
Speaker 2: Bradley Simon and Gilar.
Speaker 4: Gold plush from.
Speaker 3: Schools be well done. The Budgees what begs a right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love bad silver plus.
Speaker 2: Adam and Eltham North Uh Joe cookertoo oh yeah silver
Speaker 2: plus Steve Churple.
Speaker 3: Gold shame well done.
Speaker 2: Powder Finches bronze, Roy Ostrichson shocking bronze Ronnie that uh,
Speaker 2: Flyer Straights, silver guns and crows no bronze too, Canjaran.
Speaker 3: Gold, black Crow, Sabbath.
Speaker 4: Bronze minus Jip Jimmy Barnow say again, sorry, Jimmy Barnow,
Speaker 4: I don't get that type.
Speaker 3: It's the top of.
Speaker 4: Our year, barn l I don't love it.
Speaker 3: Bronze Parrot of the Disco, Now that is good.
Speaker 4: That's better, Silver.
Speaker 2: Jack and Frankston, well done, Jethrow Gull silver plus, hen
Speaker 2: at Work hen Gold Trick silver plus, Pink Floyd Mingo,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, silver Abatross.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 3: I can end it on that world and everyone thanks.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Time now for some late night thoughts. You know, sometimes
Speaker 2: women too. This is a generalization. I'm just saying this,
Speaker 2: but in my experience I find it true, and I
Speaker 2: can only talk about my experience candidly. Is that sometimes
Speaker 2: when the lights go out, it's like my wife is
Speaker 2: powered by the dark. The opposite of solar power is
Speaker 2: I don't know the lack of light darkness. And that's
Speaker 2: when it's the best time to have a big old
Speaker 2: chat or drop one of those topics.
Speaker 3: As you're saying good night last night, no word of
Speaker 3: a lie.
Speaker 2: As we're saying good night to each other, my wife goes,
Speaker 2: do you ever worry sometimes that you'll go to sleep
Speaker 2: and not wait.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What we were saying good night and we're done for
Speaker 2: all the talking and thinking.
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: You know, just these poor people that you hear about
Speaker 2: but just pass away during their sleep, you know. Then
Speaker 2: you start of getting anxious, you sort of creating sitting.
Speaker 2: Oh you feel a bit Oh my heart, I can
Speaker 2: eat one of those people. I'm now scared of sleep.
Speaker 2: Then you can't go to sleep because you're geting stressed
Speaker 2: about you can't go to.
Speaker 3: Sleep, and I'm worried that I'm not going to wake up.
Speaker 3: Then are going to die?
Speaker 2: I thought, Hang on a minute, is she threatening me?
Speaker 2: All of this is after we've said good night and
Speaker 2: the lights have gone out.
Speaker 4: Best way to go, though, don't you think in your sleep?
Speaker 5: Definitely?
Speaker 3: Well, then we actually have to get into it because
Speaker 3: you know you do think.
Speaker 5: Actually it's a It is a good provoking it.
Speaker 3: Is, but not when the lights out. Why we've had
Speaker 3: all the time during the day to have a chat
Speaker 3: about death at night.
Speaker 5: My husband does that as well.
Speaker 3: What dies you're in a sleep game you play or something?
Speaker 5: No, but it's it's not confined to the female race.
Speaker 5: Well will he hit you do it as well?
Speaker 3: Right? Okay? I want you next time?
Speaker 2: He does write it down, bring it to the show, okay,
Speaker 2: because I'm fascinated by these big things that we talk about.
Speaker 2: When the lights go out, it's not when the lights
Speaker 2: are on you and you haven't said good night. It's
Speaker 2: after you say good night, the lights go out, you
Speaker 2: lie there. Within seconds, boom, it's something head like a
Speaker 2: spirit level gets activated and it all comes flying out.
Speaker 3: Do you think that is the best way to go?
Speaker 3: Don't you?
Speaker 2: What about the people on deathbedd people are gathered around
Speaker 2: them and they get to say thank you good bye?
Speaker 3: Was that horrible for everybody out?
Speaker 4: That's nicer for the family, But for you yourself, it's
Speaker 4: probably better that you don't know.
Speaker 7: I just want to slip away quietly.
Speaker 4: We just go to say quietly. It makes it sound
Speaker 4: like how you leave a party.
Speaker 3: Don't say goodbye. I'm just gonna I'll be waiting out front.
Speaker 3: I've ordered the uber to take me to the other side.
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Speaker 1: point three Tyler.
Speaker 2: Today's show is that I either love it or hate it.
Speaker 2: This is after I've pitched an idea to U two's
Speaker 2: management involving a really, really bad shoddy photo shipped image.
Speaker 2: Photo it is photo it is that it's shopped, photo shopped.
Speaker 2: It should have been photo shopped. What I sent to
Speaker 2: youtubes management. That's what I just said, a Freudian slip.
Speaker 4: Can we put a call out late, call out for
Speaker 4: anyone who actually is a pri at photoshop to come
Speaker 4: and save.
Speaker 2: The day, please, because maybe you know it's something and
Speaker 2: someone says, I'll pass it on to the boys. The
Speaker 2: boys they meet is you know it is you two.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're not going to be seeing them today. It's
Speaker 2: not like they pop in the office every day to
Speaker 2: see what fresh tour office They anything to any voicemails.
Speaker 2: No one's looking for a wedding man. It's the season. Okay, Edge,
Speaker 2: let's go back tomorrow. So maybe I've got a couple
Speaker 2: of days to get back there going. Don't show them
Speaker 2: that image, show them this one. If you are great
Speaker 2: at photo shopping, please email me Christian at Gold one
Speaker 2: O four three dot com. Do au hug you's up next,
Speaker 2: enjoy the sunshine, have a great day. We're back tomorrow
Speaker 2: morning when you wake up.
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