WEBVTT - Oops! 🫢 Froomie Can't Stop Thinking About Britney Spears 👙

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<v Speaker 1>Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Flex and Frooms catch Up podcast. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hearing all of this talk and chatter about the Roman Empire.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently men know a lot about the Roman Empire. They

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<v Speaker 2>think of it constantly. It's always on their mind. It's

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<v Speaker 2>time that I gave forth a rebuttal, and that is

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<v Speaker 2>that there is a Roman Empire for the girly pops.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? It's Britney Spears. Britney Spears on my

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<v Speaker 2>mind all the time. Yes, I follow her on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>O case I'm saying little. She was dancing with Nights

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<v Speaker 2>the other day and I said, go off, sis, choose violence.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think about Britney Spears?

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<v Speaker 1>Not really?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you into Brittany at all growing up?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>What I will say though, is the only thing that

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<v Speaker 3>I know about Britney Spears is her conservativeship. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>all that I get on my feet about her, which

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<v Speaker 3>is scarce. I'd say maybe like once a week she

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<v Speaker 3>comes up with people speculating whether.

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<v Speaker 1>Or not she's alive. That's a lot, babe, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>once a week she could that's not Is that a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's Roman Empire levels of a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>But people speculating whether or not she's actually alive or not,

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<v Speaker 3>because she keeps doing really poor photoshop jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Of her posts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the videos that I'm seeing are quite granular. They're saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>she's popped up in this image, but her teeth are different,

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<v Speaker 3>Like the shape of her teeth are different, her mouth

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<v Speaker 3>is different. The way that she's dancing is different. She's

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<v Speaker 3>not hitting the same turns that she did this time

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<v Speaker 3>last year. Her and her husband have broken up, and

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<v Speaker 3>now he's fallen off and he's looking really haggard. So

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<v Speaker 3>people are suspecting that he's no longer on the payroll anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>People were speculating that he's not her husband, but he

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<v Speaker 3>was her keeper or her bodyguard.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you looking confused? I thought you loved Brittany.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you thinking about? If not this her legacy? Baby?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not thinking about that I'm divorced, like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not thinking about these these things. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about Britney Spears upside? Did it again?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what's to day?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Once every two days?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I only have like nine hundred songs in

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<v Speaker 2>my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that her?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think of that. I didn't even realize

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany Seas is my phone background. Guys, I didn't even realize.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know her multiple times a day. You're

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<v Speaker 1>Britney Spear programmed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't even think about that. FLEXI my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>Britney Spears moments that play rent free in my head

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<v Speaker 2>obviously the Umbrella attack, because yeah, that was a pivotal

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<v Speaker 2>moment in Sorry. My other favorite Britney moment was kissing Madonna.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, this is, seriously, something I've done about

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<v Speaker 2>since I was a little girl. I cannot believe that's

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<v Speaker 2>just like freaking happened. I'm like on very major high

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel very cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, no, seriously, it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have any like rare Britney moments or it's

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<v Speaker 3>just all like pop culture top five buzzfeedlistical?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Okay, okay, Niche she did a shoot

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<v Speaker 2>with like poochy robo pet and I really wanted a

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<v Speaker 2>poochy robot pet for like my fifth birthday. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>I got one, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let them, don't worry about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was under the tree with one of them

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<v Speaker 2>little like twirly fairy fly dolls. Do you remember them?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I just love that your mind is a receptacle for

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<v Speaker 3>just all of this data.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, guys, guys, when I look at my name, how

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<v Speaker 2>does she know that?

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<v Speaker 1>When I look at the poochy.

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<v Speaker 2>Robo pet, I actually can access the same level of

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<v Speaker 2>motion that I felt when I first saw the ad

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<v Speaker 2>and thought, unkneed that thing?

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<v Speaker 1>You look It's like a like an intend dog.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day, I was going through storage from our

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<v Speaker 2>old house, FLEXI and I came across an unboxed mint condition,

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<v Speaker 2>mint condition, unboxed Brat's locked diary, untouched. I was a

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<v Speaker 2>real play with my toys. I was just like ripping through,

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<v Speaker 2>give them a little haircut, jazz them up a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow, so inside the diary, this electronic diary is

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<v Speaker 3>not words.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I never opened it. Oh, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really write. Also, I just like watching TV. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, going right, I'm on the Google shopping tab.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighty bucks, eighty bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not seeing a lot for I'm not saying any

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<v Speaker 3>for sale. It's yes, Okay, wait, so I'm not If

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<v Speaker 3>we can just backtrack? Why why is Brittany on your mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Because what you're explaining to me are like just general

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<v Speaker 3>pop culture moments that she just happened to be across.

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<v Speaker 3>Why Brittany in particular, because she's your phone background. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a different level of fandom that's not really coming across.

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<v Speaker 2>I love everything about Britney Spears what.

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<v Speaker 1>Mainly I like.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's beautiful. Like do I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Brittany as a person or as a brand?

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<v Speaker 2>As a brand? Babe, she was the original brand. Original,

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<v Speaker 2>she was the original brand. I like all of her interviews,

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's interviews where someone is like are your boobs real?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, why would you ask that? And it's

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<v Speaker 2>actually likes it's a feminist statement, like it's a moment

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<v Speaker 2>in time. It's a moment in time.

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<v Speaker 1>The dolls were shifted.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody knew it at the time. Obviously in hindsight we

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<v Speaker 2>look back and thinks she ate kind of plates moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one final thing that I will say, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a deep cut, thank you very much. I'm also an

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<v Speaker 2>SNL fan just because comedy coded. Do I actually watch

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<v Speaker 2>the show? Not really? And there's a bit where she

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<v Speaker 2>like plays herself and she's like got fake boobs. She's

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<v Speaker 2>like ding ding ding ding, and it's like a play

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<v Speaker 2>on how everyone was speculating about whether or not her

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<v Speaker 2>boobs were real. Oh yeah, the one about my boobs

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<v Speaker 2>being fake. That is just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm still growing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the proof is in the pudding.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all. You should have started and ended with the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I want to look like. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>dyed my hair blond.

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