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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: You just to start the podcast. I think the microphone

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Speaker 2: picked that up, be able to burst that.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to the tape.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have to go to the tape. We'll have

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Speaker 2: to go to the tape. Now, can we get that

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Speaker 2: fart back there? It is? It is such a small

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Speaker 3: Could have moved on.

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Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, mate, We're going to suffer in here.

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Speaker 2: I mean we need a bit of transparency with the listeners.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to sit in silence, Joel and I suffering

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Speaker 2: during a podcast intro because you drop your guts at

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Speaker 2: zero point five seconds in. I mean like, like, where's

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Speaker 2: your sense of social agoram?

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Speaker 3: I thought? I beat the starter's gun. I've been holding

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Speaker 3: them in for two hours back immediately that final comment.

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Speaker 2: It's not like it's a Panacerian farts on here as

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Speaker 2: soon as the show starts, mate, I.

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Speaker 3: Think when the show is over, you've got a shocking

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Speaker 3: fart story today when you arrive to work, do you

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Speaker 3: know what happened?

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Speaker 2: No, retell it wrack that brain. I remember the story.

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Speaker 3: I remember it can tell on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: We can't tell it on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's too sick. I can't remember. I obviously have

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Speaker 3: suppressed it from my memory.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we are.

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Speaker 3: Talking about high school mafia. So how kids make cash

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Speaker 3: at school? Yeah, ue was my story which I was

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Speaker 3: threatening to tell and never got round to it, but

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Speaker 3: thought the podcast intro was a good chance to dip

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Nice, save the best gear for the podcast.

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Speaker 5: What we do?

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Speaker 3: By the way, yeah, so worth getting our podcast exclusive content.

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Speaker 3: As the head of podcast in here says more of

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Speaker 3: it boys. Anyway, here it is mate, going very well.

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Speaker 3: So I had a racket. I got to know the

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Speaker 3: groundskeeper of my school quite well.

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Speaker 6: And.

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Speaker 3: Slipping slides very popular amongst teenage boys and girls. And

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Speaker 3: I convinced the groundskeeper to leave a hose out because

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Speaker 3: I found a whole bunch of tarp at the back

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Speaker 3: of the school and I was like, mate, if you

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Speaker 3: can leave the hose out for me, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: create this epic slipping slide at the back of the

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Speaker 3: school and then all the all the boys get.

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Speaker 2: When you say out at the back of the school,

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Speaker 2: do you mean down on the football.

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Speaker 7: Oval, Yeah, down on one of the lower given mind,

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Speaker 7: I did go to school with you, so don't try

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Speaker 7: and make this, you know now. But I'm explained to

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Speaker 7: everyone who sound like, oh, it was this clandestine slide

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Speaker 7: that nobody saw like it was on the bloody over mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was off the heat though it was off

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Speaker 3: the like hotspots, not many teachers were.

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Speaker 2: It was on the lower Ovals. Yeah, that's where lots

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Speaker 2: of people played, trying to act like you know, some

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 2: I took it off Broadway, guys, it was.

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Speaker 3: It was slightly off Broadway. It was just off Broadway anyway.

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Speaker 2: You could see it as you entered school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like you know, it was away from the

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Speaker 3: buildings anyway, So you can probably see why this is

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Speaker 3: just a terrible ideas. But anyway, I got a whole

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Speaker 3: bunch of urgent made a slipping slide. Yeah, anyway, it

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Speaker 3: was awesome. For five minutes, everyone was just whipping around

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Speaker 3: down the slipping slide. People calling me the king. Some

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Speaker 3: people said God. I didn't say that, but that was

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Speaker 3: saying that the god of sipping slides. And to one

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Speaker 3: of my mates, his name is Steve Idiot, and he

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Speaker 2: By the way, He's a moral and he puts himself

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Speaker 2: in physical and situations where he's vulnerable more than any

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Speaker 3: And he destroyed my racket that I had running the

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Speaker 3: slip and slide because he decides to go, oh, let's

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Speaker 3: go against each other. So you have one bloke at

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Speaker 3: either end of the slip and slide slipping into each

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Speaker 3: Classic Steve classic. Okay, wait for it. So that starts

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Speaker 3: and I'm going, guys, you're ruining my racket. Someone's gonna

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Speaker 3: get hurt. And then Steve goes and I'm going to

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Speaker 3: do it in the nude, and I was like, it's

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Speaker 2: We're all blokes, No one is pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: It was actually pretty pretty funny. Actually, I remember he

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Speaker 3: but coming the other way was quite a heavy set.

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Speaker 2: Was the other unit James Lynch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Big Boy Airline.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, Jesus a good looking man.

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Speaker 2: Actually he's a pilot. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't said his name, beep out his last name,

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Speaker 3: maybe because he is a his an airline. Anyway, he

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Speaker 3: goes down in the way clothed and he hit Steve

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Speaker 3: the nude. Steve snaps his collar but instantly it was

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Speaker 3: like you've you're gone, You've snapped it. So I was like, Struth,

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Speaker 3: you're in big trouble here, and he was and I

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Speaker 3: ran over to him, so I was I was in

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Speaker 3: and he goes, make You're gonna have to get a teacher.

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Speaker 3: And I'm standing there and me jocks covered in bubbles,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't get a teacher.

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Speaker 2: Now, bubble in the middle of lunchtime.

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Speaker 3: And he grabbed me with his good arm and he

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Speaker 3: was like, I get a fucking teacher and shoot. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I ran over and ran to the buildings. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: my cover's blowing. Some covered in bubbles and in the

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Speaker 3: of the lower ovals. He snapped his collar bone. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: I eventually had to get a helicopter. Wow flew into

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Speaker 3: the school and he the head of You, came down

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Speaker 3: and he was nude talking.

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Speaker 8: To the It was the head of You, very intimidating,

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Speaker 8: very intimidating, wearing the stiffest pants speak.

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Speaker 3: He's nude, covered in bubbles, Oh my god, sucking on

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Speaker 3: the green green whistle. And then I mean, I wasn't

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Speaker 3: there for this, but rumor has it that after a

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Speaker 3: he started like asking out the head of you, we

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Wow, that amazing that it actually

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Speaker 2: is a totally wild story, wild story. And then a

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Speaker 3: Was it a sound though, because so he was able

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Speaker 3: like page one the character in the Quite American was

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Speaker 3: the actual verbal forgeting the verbalizer would then go what

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Speaker 2: And then they go like yeah, and really, I didn't

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Speaker 3: Hell no, I don't know. I don't think they did help.

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Speaker 3: But I often said that as if they didn't help you,

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Speaker 3: and he was like, no, they did.

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Speaker 2: But those Graham Green fans pile was a wanker. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna get out of your nice little literally reference to

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Speaker 2: its poor bit of cold water on the story. Enjoy

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Speaker 2: I know you love that gel. Don't trying for Jim.

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Speaker 5: Like you didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't understand any of those words.

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Speaker 2: You contained all the suffering in the world. I'll quote

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Speaker 2: it all day, baby, but we'll let the show go. Shout, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I know that's Graham Green. The Quite American were talking

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Speaker 2: about it. Oh you watch Michael, Michael, Oh the quite

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Speaker 2: American American was that on Netflix. Wouldn't have thought so,

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Speaker 2: all right, we're gonna getut Iro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and will Is, but he doesn't care what.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen now look on six five, love to

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Speaker 2: hear from you what racket or scheme was busted at

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Speaker 2: your school?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 2: If you had someone one of the kids running a

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Speaker 2: bit of a racket. And the reason I'm asking this

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Speaker 2: is because a schoolboy in your rate, a guy called

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Speaker 2: Kale Bell in San Anthony's Catholic College in Ermston, Manchester,

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Speaker 2: had his disco lights con sorry, had his speakers and

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Speaker 2: disco lights confiscated after he hosted a rave in the

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Speaker 2: school toilets. So good, So what do you mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we get having lasers on the room. Who needs lasers

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Speaker 2: on the roof? When you're gonna have soaked toilet paper

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Speaker 2: balls up there, mate. This is all happening. And he

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Speaker 2: promoted it on Snapchat the week before, posting the time,

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Speaker 2: the date of the event, kept it away from the

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Speaker 2: teachers put it on the snapchat. The guest list was

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Speaker 2: to and I quote, the whole of the year, eight boys,

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Speaker 2: just the boys, just a whole of the year, eight

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Speaker 2: boys and cale. This guy, you've got to get a

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Speaker 2: look at. This guy is the definition of a tip rat.

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Speaker 2: He's gotta, he's gotta, he's got a mow. He looks

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Speaker 2: like a bit of a cross between Dudley from Harry

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Speaker 2: Potter and somebody who's been to a rave with a

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Speaker 2: spiked mohawk and just got out of the shower and

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Speaker 2: they've combed it forward. It's a good look, that's what

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Speaker 2: he's gone for. It's a good look. And they were

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Speaker 2: handing out Cadbury twelves and bottles of lucas aide. But

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Speaker 2: then half an hour into his set, teachers, Jos and

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Speaker 2: poor Cal would have been left there with these decks,

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Speaker 3: Are you impressed by that? Are you impressed by that?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I know you're a bit of an underground

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Speaker 3: DJ does someone like you look at a kid like

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Speaker 3: that and go, you know, keep following your dreams. Man, No,

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Speaker 3: you know, and one day you could be doing sets

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Speaker 3: at caravan parks, which is what you did, Which is

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Speaker 2: I once didn't send in a caravan puck. Actually bring

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Speaker 2: that up. Now, I think you organized that for me.

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Speaker 2: Actually it was a good gig. Now, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I look, I can't. I can't empathize with it. To

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Speaker 2: be honest, I was really impressed with that racket because

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Speaker 2: I'm just making kids organizing this sort of stuff at school.

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Speaker 2: I mean, these are the budding entrepreneurs. There was a

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Speaker 2: kid when I went to school. I remember ages ago

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Speaker 2: because it was back in the day when you had

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Speaker 2: to pay like ten cents for a piece of paper

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Speaker 2: to get printed. Yeah, there's a kid in my year

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Speaker 2: and we didn'tctually. I actually never found out who it was.

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Speaker 2: But there was a deal where you could slide five

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Speaker 2: dollars and your library card underneath his locker, so you

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Speaker 2: knew what locker number it was, and then the hard

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Speaker 2: be like twenty dollars worth of paper to be printed

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Speaker 2: on the school printer. Isn't it wild?

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Speaker 3: Pretty nerdy?

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Speaker 10: One?

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Speaker 3: I was that your chest club that I went that one, like,

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Speaker 3: hey guys, you guys paying too much for paper. I

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Speaker 3: don't mean to have a.

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Speaker 2: Guy in my year. This is a common racket at

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Speaker 2: high school. There was there a guy selling coke in

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Speaker 2: your year, Coca cola, I should say Coca cola in

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Speaker 2: your year, like buying a cube of because because it

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Speaker 9: Hi, guys Wheeling Woody, Hello, Hello, what what.

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Speaker 2: What do you have to kids selling something at your school? Milk?

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Speaker 6: Get it?

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Speaker 2: Declan, we're talking about kids running rackets when you were

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Speaker 6: So, when I was in year ten, a bunch of

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was selling hot dogs for something. It was about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shortly.

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Speaker 3: You're going like listen, boys, no, I get fifty percent

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Speaker 10: That I.

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Speaker 3: That's Christina's got us, Christina, what did your friends sell

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Speaker 3: We'll supply them with the Krispy Kreme donuts.

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Speaker 2: We could be rich. Yeah, we've got to check.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're using a child for slave labor effectively, and

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woods. Over the last couple of weeks, we've been looking

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Speaker 2: to build an app called share My Mood, which can

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Speaker 2: help people communicate about their mental health.

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Speaker 3: You're exactly all right, But what's the point of making

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Speaker 3: an incredible app if it's not marketed.

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Speaker 5: Well, business, let's get down. Let's get down marketing.

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Speaker 2: So let's get down.

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Speaker 3: Let's get down to first Woodies week of marketing madness.

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Speaker 3: Just like that, Thank you teso. So look, every single

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Speaker 3: day this week, well, I'm going to be doing something

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Speaker 3: to promote the app. Now, if you're still not really

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Speaker 3: sure what the app is, I'm going to play a

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Speaker 2: Two weeks ago, we set ourselves a challenge live on

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Speaker 6: For myself, I've suffered with mental health for about twelve

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Speaker 12: They're going through something, and I am like, it's okay

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Speaker 2: I'm breaking here struggling yourself, because it's pretty much universally

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Speaker 5: Died because I'm that close to crying.

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Speaker 13: So I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 5: It's not real great job.

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Speaker 2: Talking is often the hardest thing to do. And you

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Speaker 2: to be on the waters that night. Yeah, we're all

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Speaker 2: laden with this evolutionary hang up. Stiming your attempt to

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Speaker 6: Yes, it absolutely begins there.

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Speaker 2: And this means that our ordinary forms of communication shut

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Speaker 12: There's no eye contact, which is one of the biggest

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Speaker 2: Our research has indicated that lots of people use written

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Speaker 14: It was immediate relief for me once the message came back,

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Speaker 10: It sounds like an amazing idea, and I'm so glad

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited that you're doing this, and I can't

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Speaker 2: But to build an app, we needed a whole lot

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Speaker 10: MS thinks it's a great idea.

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Speaker 11: We all we all think that this is the perfect

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Speaker 10: We're in.

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Speaker 3: Now huge. A significant amount of that money has gone

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Speaker 3: to me as your head of marketing. I've been told

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Speaker 2: No, you haven't. Well within you know, within barometers snipping around.

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Speaker 3: Okay, number one of our marketing will I'm very excited

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, just for our show.

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Speaker 3: A billboard for our show.

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Speaker 2: He's not going any any of the branding now, well.

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Speaker 3: It is, so he made the billboard. Now, now, he

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Speaker 11: Lift your masks, gentlemen.

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Speaker 5: It's very what do you love it?

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Speaker 3: If you want to see it, go to our socials

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Speaker 3: He had a miss.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be labeled. It was a disgrace. He

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Speaker 3: So what he's put together I haven't seen it yet,

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Speaker 5: So you know you're a legit app.

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Speaker 3: us walk the streets of Australia for the week effectively.

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Speaker 3: So look right up next, I've got a blindfold for

444
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Speaker 3: you go to a song. But right up next, my

445
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 3: old man is going to walk in here wearing the

446
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 3: sandwich board billboard and I just think you're gonna be

447
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 3: blown away. I'm super excited. Share my Mood app Day

448
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 3: one of marketing off to a flyer.

449
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Speaker 2: But we are talking Share my Mood, the app which

450
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: helps people communicate about their mental health. Did you missed

451
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: the journey? Last Friday, Chemp's Warehouse came on board. They

452
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 2: told us we have one week and only one week

453
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Speaker 2: to get it all together so they can launch it

454
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 2: every chemist warehouse in the country totally Friday. It is

455
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 2: an extraordinary opportunity we've got and I'm so glad that

456
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 2: you're the head of marketing here.

457
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 3: Woulds thank you so much? Play my business.

458
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 10: Let's get down.

459
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: Let's get down first marketing. So let's get down. Let's

460
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 2: get down first, down Wood. He's weak of marketing madness first, So.

461
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 3: For day one of marketing, Will, I'm very excited to

462
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 3: announce that I have utilized the services of my artistic father, Steve.

463
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 3: He did a billboard for us about a month ago.

464
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 3: He had a miss. I think it's fair to say

465
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 3: he had a miss. So despite that, I've still given

466
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 3: him a small piece of the budget and a.

467
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 2: Bottle of whisky third crack. Can I just say he

468
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,479
Speaker 2: also painted your back fence, but that was a win.

469
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 2: I love the back fence. He painted a dog and

470
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Speaker 2: a kennel on my back fence, which I love. But

471
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: today Will, he has put together a We had a

472
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Speaker 2: smaller budget. So it's like a sandwich board, which which

473
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 2: so he's gonna wear it. So he's actually outside the

474
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: studio right now, I'm blindfolded. You're blindfolded. I haven't seen

475
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 2: the size of your dad. Like this sandwich board would

476
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: be large enough to put a killer ale in between it. Now, hey,

477
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: my dad is away, but he's like one of the

478
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: bigger dudes I've ever met in my life, so enormous

479
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 2: chest on him.

480
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 3: So a perfect man to be wearing around your app mate.

481
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean, I mean the the other great

482
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: idea would have been to have the only get the

483
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 2: only billboard we've ever got and put some good advertising

484
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: on there. That would have been a good option as well.

485
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: I thought that would probably would have been a great option.

486
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a miss there. Anyway, he's gonna bounce back.

487
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 3: He's gonna get back on the horse. So without further ado,

488
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Speaker 3: I know my dad is outside the studio. We're blindfolded,

489
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Speaker 3: But Dad, you can walk in now. Again, for everyone

490
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 3: who's listening to this, you can go to our socials,

491
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 3: Will and Woodie. I'm sure we're going to put up

492
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 3: a photo or video very very shortly, so you can

493
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Speaker 3: all see what my dad has done.

494
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Speaker 2: We're both blindfolded.

495
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Speaker 3: Woods.

496
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Speaker 2: You haven't taken your blindfold of.

497
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, leave the blind fold on.

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Speaker 2: Dad.

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Speaker 3: Are you in here?

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Speaker 11: I am in here?

501
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Speaker 5: Okay?

502
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 11: Boys?

503
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 9: How are you?

504
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 6: Man?

505
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

506
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 5: Good?

507
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming in.

508
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 3: You're feeling confident.

509
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: About the I feel like our relationship is under strain

510
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: right now because every time I see you're constantly given

511
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 2: showing me something. I have no idea what it is,

512
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: but it has a lot of it and worked on

513
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: my career. I love it like we were such good

514
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: friends beforehand.

515
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 11: Hey, yes, yes, credit in the bank.

516
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 2: Is that a line that you've previously used with your

517
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: first time?

518
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 3: He has no credit in that bank? Will don't about that?

519
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,479
Speaker 3: All right now, Dad, Let's get to what we are

520
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: here for, and that is the reveal of the sandwich

521
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 3: board billboard that you've put together for Will's app So

522
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 3: we'll hang on, hang on, don't take it off.

523
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Speaker 11: But I just want to thank you guys for having

524
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Speaker 11: the trust in me to redeem myself.

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00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 10: Yeah.

526
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 11: I had no idea, but I mean, I know it

527
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 11: wasn't the best billboard and it wasn't what you're thinking

528
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 11: of or imagined, But to have a second chance, second crack.

529
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Speaker 11: I really do appreciate it. So thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: This one that's good. Yeah, well I'd love to say

531
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 2: no worries, but naturally I had nothing to do with this,

532
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: and both times has been a backhanded deal between you

533
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 2: on a new So.

534
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: We are keeping the money in the world just a

535
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 3: little bit, all right, But again, yeah, thank you Dad.

536
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 3: We both trust you. Will I certainly trust you. So

537
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 3: without further ado, I haven't seen it either yet Will,

538
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 3: So I'm excited to see what Dad's put together. But

539
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 3: three two one?

540
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 11: What what's so funny?

541
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Speaker 2: It's really funny? Do you want to describe? So when

542
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 2: he's gone with a nice little play on words here,

543
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 2: and rather than saying share my mood, he's gone with

544
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: share my nude. Yeah, no, it's share my mood.

545
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 11: Bullshit, No, I come stop missing.

546
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 3: Do you think that share my nude? You thought it

547
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 3: was on the phone.

548
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 11: It was a fair reception, you share my mood, share

549
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 11: my mood?

550
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 2: You did not.

551
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: I what do you think the apps about just sharing

552
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 3: nudes of yourself getting the mood for the nude?

553
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 2: My god, well imagine in widy now. But yeah, he's painted.

554
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: If it's my body. I look pretty good there, share

555
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: my noodle on the top, thanks Steve. A couple of

556
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: traditional leaves at the front with do not lift over

557
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 2: the front of him.

558
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 11: Cannot get to them because of this, But you might want.

559
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: To great yep, are you trying to touch Will's painted

560
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 3: doodle there? Get confused with my own?

561
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 5: And Will? Alright if you want.

562
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: If you want to see one.

563
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: Of market, I mean it will sell, It will sell.

564
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: We might run into a few more legal bits of

565
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: red tape trying to get that app out using our show.

566
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean the physic looks great. And you've

567
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 2: got their little meer cat tattoo on my bum which

568
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: is of course Woody spirit animal lovely touch. If I

569
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: was trying to create an app which shared nude photos

570
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: of people, perfect, so good the white boys again. Oh

571
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 2: you listening to Willow Body and we have only four

572
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 2: days until the app launches. Take me down.

573
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

574
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: Is reverse parallel parking.

575
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 3: Sexy like like when I see someone doing it, like

576
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 3: when I walk past if I watch a reverse parallel

577
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 3: park No.

578
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: No, well I'll give you no, give me no. So

579
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: on the weekend I was going out with my girlfriend.

580
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: She was driving us out particularly narrow park. Now, look,

581
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 2: you'll know what I'm pretty sure you say before that

582
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 2: I have the coordination of across Syde Walrus.

583
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: You do with one eye, thank you.

584
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 2: That might help him with his cross anyway. But anyway,

585
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 2: reverse parallel parking is something that I've got. It is

586
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: a string that I have to my boat. I hate

587
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 2: saying this, but you're incredible. I'm an incredible parker. Yeah,

588
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 2: really like Anakin Skywalker of reverse parallel parking. Yeah, and

589
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: you're like in like Revenge of the Sith when he

590
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: takes down Count Dooku. Yeah, tight, rev Thanks. But here's

591
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 2: the thing as well. You also you couple that with

592
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 2: like a rudeness of not caring about holding up traffic.

593
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: So I've seen will just hold up.

594
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: It's brazen, so much traffic, wait for a car to

595
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: come out, and then pull off just so everyone's angry

596
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: at you. And then they see you do your thing

597
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: and it's like you turn them all and they're all

598
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 3: just like, wow, that was our I.

599
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: Actually don't care because they're about to abuse me.

600
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

601
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: And then when I get out of the car, Yes,

602
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 2: it almost turns the breast. Someone actually thrown confetti once.

603
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: Yep, underwear confetti also.

604
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 2: So my girlfriend in this was in this particular situation.

605
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: We're in a particularly busy part of the city, traffic

606
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: banking up.

607
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: She went for one, not in front of the King.

608
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she got nervous. Of course, there's no doubt

609
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 2: she got nervous. She got she got nerse to the

610
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: traffic behind. But like, you know, it's like me rocking

611
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: up and buying a leg leg break in front of Shane.

612
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: Warn you're not going to do it.

613
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even try to check him the ball, but

614
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: she gave it a crack, which was cute. Yeah, cooked it, Yeah,

615
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: obviously hit the curb, which is the most embarrassing way

616
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: to cook it. You know, she's going in, she thinks

617
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: she's good, and then there's the curb. The master I

618
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: sensed the curve from miles out.

619
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 3: Of course she did.

620
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: I even flagged it to it. I was like, there's

621
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: the curb there and bank on tip. But anyway, she

622
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: tried a couple times. She had a full panic dact.

623
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: We're baking, we're locking the traffic up, so the traffics

624
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: banked up. Anyway, she goes, can you it was a

625
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: little bit like when Eric eads a banana and banana

626
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 2: man using a lot of references. Sorry but anyway, but

627
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: she turned to me and she was like, could you

628
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: do this for me?

629
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 3: You did the driver swap, and I was like a

630
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: bold player.

631
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: When she got out, she she didn't and didn't go

632
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: across the console either. She got out of the card

633
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: and I got out of the car and all of

634
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: a sudden, Shannon Nole's drive starts playing. The people behind

635
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: are just like, there he is, I'm the king. I've

636
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: heard about this guy, about him, you know, I.

637
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 13: Know, you know.

638
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: They immediately just taking their jocks off to throw them.

639
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: And I get in the car, get in the front seat. Yeah, bang,

640
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 2: hit it in one.

641
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: You always do.

642
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: I do hit it in one. And I've never done

643
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: this before. I've never ever done this in my life.

644
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 15: I actually threw the car keys back to my girlfriend

645
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 15: Sam and I said, lock her up for me. O,

646
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 15: my god, and she says, the sexiest thing I've ever

647
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 15: done in my life.

648
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: Wow, isn't that amazing?

649
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 3: But the disrespect your geezer it?

650
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Like I did everything I possibly could to

651
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: make it as unsexy, but she was just like that

652
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 2: park just the I think it's the wax on wax

653
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 2: off with the palm.

654
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you open to watch it.

655
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 2: And also I mean when when they're in the passenger

656
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: seat next to you, when you've got your hand behind

657
00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 2: the head rest.

658
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you feel safe?

659
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sam said, it's like I'm cradling her.

660
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: I felt safe in your arms before when you when

661
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: I when you have parallel parked my car? Really yeah right,

662
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 3: I don't be weird about it, man, Well I've been

663
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 3: weird about it.

664
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: You are just that I felt safe in your arms

665
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Speaker 2: before parallel.

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Speaker 5: It was weird.

667
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 3: I throwing my jocks at you from within in the car.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Taking your calls on accommodation booking blunders. So I've made

670
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Speaker 3: a big error when booking accommodation. Give us a tinkle.

671
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Speaker 3: Share your story because a teenager called Madison Cahut Cahoot.

672
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Speaker 2: I don't think her name would be Cahoots, could be.

673
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 3: Cahoots, but she was in the cahots with no one

674
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 3: when she organized some accommodation for herself. Thanks man, that's tight.

675
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 3: Madison to be rolling around devastated she she was booking

676
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 3: some accommodation, and she didn't check out, she didn't look

677
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: at the accommodation before. She's obviously in a bit of

678
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: a rush, and she booked herself into a retirement village.

679
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 3: So nineteen years old, she's going to be playing bingo

680
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 3: with the coffin Dodgers there for her holiday. So a

681
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 3: bit of a bundle there. Would you actually were tween

682
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 3: you and me, would you want to stay in a

683
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 3: retirement village?

684
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

685
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 3: I did you think it'd be okay?

686
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: Well, I was reading this earlier and she said it's

687
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: great because she can play music as loud as she

688
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 2: wants because they can't here. Ah, that is god so

689
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 2: pretty good gear. But do you remind me of the

690
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 2: time that you and I drove up to Sydney to

691
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: film maybe we should get around of her sailor? Well, no,

692
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: I'm able to tell it right now. And we walked

693
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: in there and you we were in charge of the accommodation,

694
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: a white Law special. They're twenty dollars ahead or something

695
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: because it was a bargain. Was absolutely freezing cold. All

696
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: the windows were open, and we got wow, all the

697
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: windows open. Well I realized that is when I lay

698
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: in my bed, which was technically an ash tray.

699
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 16: Yeah, like we all stayed. I dreamt of smoking. In

700
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 16: my dream, everyone was just chain smoking. I woke up smoking.

701
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 16: Don't know where it came from. We got Shelley here

702
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 16: on Thurtay one six five. Shelley, I love this. Your

703
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 16: husband made a booking blunder.

704
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 17: He did. He was trying to be romantic for our

705
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 17: anniversary and booked a hotel and basically I got all,

706
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 17: you know, dressed up, but an uberine was staying the

707
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 17: night and basically I get there to the desk and

708
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 17: they say, unfortunately, there's no booking under that name. However,

709
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 17: we had one the night before, so he had actually

710
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 17: booked the wrong date.

711
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 3: I get wrong year.

712
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 2: Worst booker of anything I've ever met. I put it

713
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Speaker 2: out there.

714
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Speaker 3: I had the worst I've ever experienced in Japan.

715
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Speaker 2: But I'll go to Marie for hand story.

716
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Speaker 5: The bends.

717
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: Yes, I still don't like they're going to make a

718
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: movie about that Japan story at some stage.

719
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will tell you in a second. Let's go

720
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Speaker 3: to Marie. Him Marie, what happened when you were eighteen?

721
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 3: Talking booking blunders?

722
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 4: Talking booking blonders.

723
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Speaker 17: Okay, so I'm in my fist, so there was no

724
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 17: internet in my.

725
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 3: Friend and I booked a week.

726
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 4: Away up here, up at Nelson and it said my

727
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 4: family camp. So great, we call up family camp close optional.

728
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah?

729
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: Oh so did you.

730
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 5: Did you go on with it?

731
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: Did you buck up? And you did?

732
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Speaker 2: Like a wind for you, Marie. But surely it does

733
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 2: not trump the man opposite me though.

734
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 3: So look, So I went to go and book a

735
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Speaker 3: little little stay in Tokyo in Japan, and I thought

736
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Speaker 3: I found an.

737
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 2: Absolute sweety girlfriend at the time.

738
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I thought I found an absolute steal

739
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: in the place. And I didn't tell her about it.

740
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, leave it to me and live

741
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 3: it to me. And I found out pretty quickly why

742
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 3: this place was such a steal because I arrived. And

743
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 3: when I arrived, I realized very quickly that this was

744
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: one of those hotels that actually supposed to book by

745
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: the hour. People literally go there to have sex. And

746
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: I and I walked in there and they looked at

747
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: me and they're like, have you booked this place for

748
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 3: a week.

749
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Speaker 5: And a half.

750
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Speaker 1: It's the r Wooden Podcast.

751
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Speaker 3: Quick story from the Ukraine. A bloke called the police

752
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 3: and lied about murdering someone totally what. He literally called

753
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 3: the police and said, here's the thing, guys, I've just

754
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 3: I've stabbed my mother's partner and they are dead. Now

755
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 3: what you're thinking right now is why, why the hell

756
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 3: would you lie about murdering your mother's partner?

757
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 2: And did you want to get out of the Ukraine?

758
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 4: No?

759
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: Okay, good, guess it's so much nineteen eighty or something.

760
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 2: Maybe he wanted to he wanted to get exported on

761
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 2: a train to Siberia.

762
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 3: It's not nineteen showing you, but the Cold War knowledge.

763
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: I know you're the Cold War fans out there are rooting.

764
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 2: I know you are are they're rooting for me. It's

765
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: not the time for ump those us.

766
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 3: Let's get back to the real story. Yeah, yeah, fair

767
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: enough as to why he lied about murdering his mum's partner.

768
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: And it wasn't escaping this ida just clearing it up.

769
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 3: So the reason was he just wanted the police to

770
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 3: come and clear the snow from his driveway. That's so

771
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 3: he didn't want to do it. He's too lazy to

772
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: do it. So he's like, I know, I'll call the

773
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: police say I've murdered my mum's partner, and then he

774
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: explained the police on the phone, if you want to

775
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 3: get into my house, that you're going to have to

776
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 3: clear the snow.

777
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 2: Wow.

778
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 3: So the police clear the driveway, they get in there

779
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 3: and he goes, guys, just kidding, thanks for the driveway,

780
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: just kidding, And he got fined will uh three pounds

781
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: fifty that's.

782
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: Totally what he got on Fine, it'd be weird if

783
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 2: he got fined in pounds sterling. I imagine that's euro.

784
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 3: It's euro is it? He got fined three pounds sorry,

785
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 3: three euros fifty.

786
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: We're going to find you in pounds conversion rate tough

787
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: for the Is it definitely his mum's partner? Yes, yeah, right,

788
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: I mean it's a bit of an empty it's a

789
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: bit of a threat. At the same time, isn't it

790
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 2: a bit of a choose that you're going to call

791
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: the cops in murder?

792
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if he's in the house with his mum's

793
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 3: partner and his mum a bit harsh to say you

794
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 3: killed your mum, So I can just make something.

795
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: Up, the whole story up to say I've just killed

796
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: a random stranger. The cops are still going to come

797
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: Gary has just come over for a bit of a

798
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: winter warmer by the fire.

799
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Speaker 3: It's harsh on.

800
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: I've killed my mum's buttoner Gary and just eyeballing him,

801
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: wink at him. Anyway, I think I think that's my

802
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 2: old wine you're drinking.

803
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 3: Whether this is mean to the mum's partner or not,

804
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: I think this is a case of extreme laziness. This

805
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 3: person has gone to a huge effort to bear the

806
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 3: driveway yourself to avoid just clearing some Yeah, yeah, yeah,

807
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: love to hear more of them.

808
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: Although, to be totally fair, like if maybe he actually

809
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: was completely snowed in and couldn't get out of the

810
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: driveway and the cops went answering his calls.

811
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Speaker 3: I've actually seen the fat he is pretty heavily snowed in.

812
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 2: I think that's just a generic photo of a person

813
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: in the snow.

814
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: Yep, got me there, So anyway, thirteen one six five,

815
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 3: have you made a huge amount of effort to avoid

816
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 3: doing something extreme laziness? I'll give you a story from

817
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: me only it is just a picture of that's the

818
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: news outlets foolish. A lot of people would have believed

819
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 3: that anyway. Extreme laziness is an example from my life.

820
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 3: Just if you don't get exactly what I'm talking about,

821
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 3: but I will. I used to love the beach. I

822
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 3: still love the beach. But when I was growing up,

823
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 3: I lived nowhere near a beach. It was a huge

824
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: effort to get to the beach. So what I used

825
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: to do, this is the big effort I went to

826
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 3: to avoid going to the beach. Is I would drive

827
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: to the beach, fill up water, bottles of sea water.

828
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: Yes you remember this, don't you remember this? And I

829
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 3: would keep six to eight bottles of seawater water in

830
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: my cupboard. Yeah, I sposh shower myself in seawater to

831
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: avoid going.

832
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: To the beach, paying for the petrol to get to

833
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: the beach.

834
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 3: Actually, now I'm saying that a loud Yeah, pretty smart.

835
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 2: It was idiotic, it's dunk. It would out your whole apartment.

836
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: He would go off, he would go off, and you

837
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: would have.

838
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 2: Been just much better to drive for the beach. That's

839
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: what we're after here. Third one oh six five. Almost laziness.

840
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 2: That is counterintuitive at the end of the day. Yes,

841
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: you're doing something far more idiotic, more expensive, just because

842
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 2: you're lazy. Yeah, that's it, all right, let's do it

843
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: one and six five that he calls right next impressive laziness,

844
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 2: swelling woody end one six five was we're talking impressive laziness.

845
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Because the bloke in the Ukraine, he

846
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 3: literally called the police, lied to them and said, guys,

847
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 3: I've just murdered my mum's partner. And the only is

848
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: any lined about that is because he wanted the police

849
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 3: to come and clear his driveway of his snow to

850
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 3: get into the house. And then he got they got

851
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: in there and man, oh guys, just kidding. Gary's very

852
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 3: much still alive. Thanks for clearing me driveway though. So

853
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 3: thirty one six five is the number. Showff, you've gone

854
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 3: to avoid something? We got Shay here, Shaye, this was

855
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 3: your boyfriend who did some extreme laziness.

856
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

857
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 9: Yeah.

858
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 12: My partner used to work away in the mind and

859
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 12: he'd go away.

860
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 10: For three weeks at a time, and he hated doing dishes,

861
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 10: so every time he left he'd just binned them all

862
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 10: and then buy a new cutlery.

863
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 12: This is pots and pans go away again, shuck.

864
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 6: Them and just go again.

865
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 5: Bye.

866
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 3: Hilarious.

867
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: It is amazing great.

868
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 3: I considered for a long time having like cardboard cutlory.

869
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: Well, you only have one bowl and one cup that

870
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: you use in your house.

871
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

872
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 2: You have you have a whole draw that you don't open.

873
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: It just sits there.

874
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: Got a number of drawers that I never opened. He

875
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 2: had one bottom, one cup.

876
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 3: They just sit next to the think genius, let's go

877
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 3: to Chrissy. Chris, we're talking extreme laziness. What have you done?

878
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: Mate?

879
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 4: So we got a bit of land used to belong

880
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 4: to my grandmother and it's all grass, and you know,

881
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 4: we're living a new house now and that always gets

882
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 4: me to cut the grass. And he goes, I'll give

883
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 4: you one hundred and fifty bucks for every time you

884
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 4: cut the grass there. I ended up putting going on

885
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 4: Facebook and looking for the people to cut the grass.

886
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Speaker 4: I was paying a bike for fifty bucks. I was

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Speaker 4: pocketing one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Chris, genius, wait to rip off your dad, Chris, great stuff.

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00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty bucks.

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00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: Is overs huge us. I mean, that's that's almost just

891
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: your dad's either got too much money.

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00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 5: Who's an idiot?

893
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 2: He's giving you one hundred dollars to mow the lawn. Yeah,

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00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 2: that is outrageous.

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00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 3: He deserves to be ripped off. Here's been that much money. Actually,

896
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Speaker 3: remember there's a friend of mine. He was tasked think

897
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: by his partner to cut some grass and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: that'll take ages. So he fashioned the flame thrower effectively where.

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Speaker 2: He got he got a and caain.

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Speaker 3: I don't recommend him, absolutely don't, because he almost burnt

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00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 3: his shed down. Let's go to Haley.

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Speaker 2: Here was like, way more effort, so much more than moron.

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Speaker 3: We'll go to Haley.

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Speaker 2: Now I saw it going that way.

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Speaker 3: Haley.

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Speaker 5: What did you do?

907
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Speaker 3: So you didn't have to go to work?

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Speaker 12: So I live an hour and a half away. I

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Speaker 12: live on the Central Coast, so I didn't want to

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Speaker 12: go to work. So what I did I drove all

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Speaker 12: the way down to city and take our traffic, so

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Speaker 12: total time there and back, I was in the cars

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Speaker 12: for five hours.

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Speaker 6: Rang up boss.

915
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 12: That's sorry, mate, I'm in traffic. And what I did

916
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Speaker 12: is just listen to you guys the whole time.

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to go to work.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you did a five hour round trip

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00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 2: to avoid going to work?

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what was the best on the show?

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00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 5: I'm in ye?

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Speaker 2: Is there any good gear that day?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us on the Share My Mood journey.

926
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Speaker 2: We set ourselves a challenge live on air with you

927
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: guys to try and find an answer as to why

928
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 2: people can't communicate about their mental health when they're struggling.

929
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: So we wanted to make an app called share My

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Speaker 2: Mood to help people communicate Woods. Last week on Friday,

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Speaker 2: Gus Wallen, who's founder of Got for Life, gave us

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00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 2: a contact to Chemists Warehouse. I did a big pitch

933
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 2: to Chemists Warehouse last week. Ilius, the general manager from

934
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: sales from Chemist Warehouse last week came on the show

935
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: and told us that we had funding to get this

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Speaker 2: thing off the air.

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Speaker 14: So you're in. We're eating.

938
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Speaker 2: Massive moment, equally as massive as when we realized the

939
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: head of tech was sounding outside by Wood he sprayed

940
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Speaker 2: a bottle of Champogne all over the studio.

941
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Speaker 4: Were going to.

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Speaker 2: Game. But look, this week, ever since Thursday, has been

943
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: all about building the app and a big The people

944
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: that have been involved here, I'm going to name them

945
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Speaker 2: because they've been amazing. Rosie Squires, JS, Grady Ryman White like,

946
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 2: these guys have just been working flat Chat, trying to

947
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Speaker 2: get this thing ready to go for Friday. We'll get

948
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Speaker 2: to here in a second head of marketing, and it's

949
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Speaker 2: been It's raised a whole bunch of questions. It's like,

950
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 2: what are we actually building here?

951
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 5: Like why are we doing it?

952
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: And I wanted to throw to and you can. You

953
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 2: can get all the details of this in the in

954
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 2: the podcast Shamo Mood. If any of this is resonating

955
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: with you and you want to learn more, yeah, please

956
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: download the podcast Shamo Mood because a lot more detail there.

957
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: But I want to play a bit of audio from

958
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: the podcast today, which is from my friend Bianca, who

959
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 2: I've known banker for fifteen years, and we're in the

960
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: middle of this, you know, try trying to sort out

961
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 2: what to do with the app and how like practically

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00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: how the app's actually.

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00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 6: Going to work.

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Speaker 2: And I realized as we're going through this that I

965
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 2: hadn't actually spot like I get depression, and we've speaking

966
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: to lots of people with autism and bipolar and things

967
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 2: like that. I hadn't really down on a person who

968
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: gets anxious just how the app might work with them.

969
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: And this is all the you know, the fine tuning

970
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 2: and stuff we're trying to do, which is helping different people.

971
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Speaker 2: And obviously it's not going to be bespoke to everybody,

972
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Speaker 2: but I really wanted to sit down with Beingson. You'll

973
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: hear anyone that does get anxious. This was really mind

974
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 2: blowing for me. I'm not being for fifteen years, I

975
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 2: didn't know about any of this stuff. And yeah, I'm

976
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: sure a lot of people are going to be able

977
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Speaker 2: to empathize with how she talks about anxiety and the

978
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: level of anxiety that she gets.

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Speaker 13: He listen and I had to basically rebuild my life again.

980
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 13: So it was like, you know, today your task is

981
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 13: to walk ten meters down the street.

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00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: Kidding, No, what do you need in that scenario though?

983
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: Like do do you need them to sit down and

984
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 2: drill you about it or do you just need them

985
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: to know and just act cool.

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00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 13: I will give you an example. I was going for

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00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 13: a walk with one of my friends and I just said, no,

988
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 13: I'm really anxious. I'm sorry, but you need to jog

989
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 13: with me right now? Like I need to please, can

990
00:45:59,320 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 13: you just jog with me?

991
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: Because if you move a strategy you're not thinking is

992
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 2: that right?

993
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 13: If I move, maybe I won't feel it completely if

994
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 13: it's and so I And also I know that when

995
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 13: you're jogging, like you eventually get to a point will

996
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 13: for me you're out of breath? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you

997
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 13: know when you can't then you know, then it stops

998
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 13: you thinking about actually right, you're running and focusing, you're

999
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 13: physically exhausted.

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Speaker 2: So Banger really helped me, like really really informed me

1001
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: in terms of like what would help her with the neck.

1002
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: She said, A lot of the time, you know, she

1003
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: won't want to share her mood with anybody, And so

1004
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: that's something we've had to incorporate into the app, And

1005
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: all the different conversations on the journey and all the

1006
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 2: different research we've done has informed different parts of the app.

1007
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 2: I had a really good chat to Rachel Sampson, the

1008
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 2: psychologist who caught up and told me about a mood

1009
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: thermometer which we're trying to incorporate into the app as well,

1010
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: which little kids use to tell their parents about their mood.

1011
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: Have listened, You've got this thermometer on the fridge. Like

1012
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 2: the function of the thermometer is that's stimulating the child

1013
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 2: to think about how they are. Yeah, spot on, because

1014
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 2: that I mean, like as a as a kid, I mean,

1015
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: and even as an adult, like that's just not something

1016
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 2: we're taught to do until you know, we're in tears

1017
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 2: or worse. And then you or you have a conversation

1018
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: with a friend or you know, got someone that loves

1019
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: you that they're often the ones that say to us,

1020
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 2: you're not okay. So that has been really huge. And

1021
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 2: the final part about this is you and I caught

1022
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 2: up again and always something so fast. Guys, we've got

1023
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: it with Hugh van Kyleenberg And this is the other

1024
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 2: side of the equation here. This app is meant to

1025
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: be operated by the people who are suffering, but the

1026
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: benefit for the people who aren't suffering they can just

1027
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: communicate with them and just tell them in a much

1028
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 2: more subtle way how they're doing. The benefits massive Hughes

1029
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 2: wife has OCD and he was just talking about how

1030
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: helpful to be for them.

1031
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 14: Have listened, and I guess I'm guessing for the apps,

1032
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 14: like if you're communicating how a you're feeling, it does

1033
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 14: give us. It frees up as a response, we get

1034
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 14: a reminder of like something our job to fix anything here,

1035
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 14: Like that's not.

1036
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 2: All the way that it works is First of all,

1037
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: you're checking with yourself, and then it asks you if

1038
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 2: you'd like to tell somebody else, And the next step

1039
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: is how would you like that person to communicate with you?

1040
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 2: The person that you're going to interact with here across

1041
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: what's going on, but also the person you're going to

1042
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: interact with is free of the burden that you, guys

1043
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: so clearly carry, which is how do I how do

1044
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 2: I act here? So it's all in the works, guys,

1045
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: it's going to come about this Friday afternoon. If we

1046
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: get more details there, go to the Share My Mood

1047
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 2: podcast so you can learn more about it. But the

1048
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: other big part of this is woods that you are

1049
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 2: the head of marketing this Friday. You brought in your

1050
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: dad a little bit earlier to surprise me with the

1051
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 2: first piece of marketing for the app.

1052
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 3: Well, so I'm excited to see what that's put together.

1053
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 2: But three two one, I'll tell you what that it

1054
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: was right up next to it was just not acceptable

1055
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: any miscommunication. Our app, Share my Mood, to help people

1056
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 2: communicate about their health, is getting launched this Friday. Chemist

1057
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 2: Warehouse got behind it last Friday, totally wild. We are

1058
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 2: burning the Midnight Oil trying to get this thing coded, written,

1059
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 2: and all the in betweeny parts that tech involves to

1060
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: get an app off the ground. I cannot begin to

1061
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 2: tell you the size of that mountain, but we are moving,

1062
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 2: I promise guys. That's bloody exciting. Not surprisingly what he's

1063
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 2: distanced himself from a little bit of the manual labor,

1064
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 2: and he's labeled himself ahead of marketing. He brought in

1065
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 2: today in cahoots with his father, who appears to pop

1066
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: up with all these awful times when I care the

1067
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 2: most about something, and got him to do the first

1068
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: piece of marketing for share my Mood.

1069
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 3: So I'm excited to see what Dad's put together.

1070
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: But three two one, and rather than saying share my Mood,

1071
00:49:54,600 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: he's gone with share my Nude. Yeah, no, it's shamed

1072
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: my mood.

1073
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 11: Books.

1074
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 2: So a sandwich board with the words share my Nude

1075
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: and a male physeke on it. Now, Woods, I'm not

1076
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: happy about it, but you've to prove a point, and

1077
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: I respect this about you. You've gone down to the

1078
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: street wearing the sandwich board over.

1079
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Speaker 5: I have made I'm down here.

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00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 3: I'm getting hugs praising me, honk honk on h Yeah,

1081
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: look at that I didn't ask for that honk at all.

1082
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 2: That's just naturally people are doing that, which I can

1083
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: hear you. We can we can hear you. I'm not

1084
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 2: asking for it. What's the worst response you've got.

1085
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: A tram driver gave me a thing, though it might

1086
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 3: not have been because I was standing in the middle

1087
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 3: of the road.

1088
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 2: To be sea Woods be shot to get the clip

1089
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 2: on the way through it. For me, I'd happily see

1090
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 2: that sandwich board broken.

1091
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: See what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

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Speaker 1: search will I Woody