WEBVTT - #144 Why Does Everything Hurt? 

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<v Speaker 1>Got some exciting news.

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<v Speaker 2>All good.

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<v Speaker 1>You know those coffees that we ordered and they spilt?

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<v Speaker 2>He done it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they got him for free victories.

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<v Speaker 2>Else can they reheat mart? It's cole.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that doesn't go back to the delivery driver.

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<v Speaker 1>And for the record, they were spilt. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>quarter or less left.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like not even a small spill. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a puddle of coffee. How did he make he nearly

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<v Speaker 2>didn't make it here with that paper back? How did that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say anything to you when he handed over

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<v Speaker 1>the delivery? Yeah, he was like a quick welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to two doing dads. I happened to be Maddie Jay

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<v Speaker 1>and I happened to be Ash and this happens to

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<v Speaker 1>be a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the good, it is the bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you come for advice, just like, for the

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<v Speaker 1>love of God, stop for.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and forty second time, we do not give advice.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many times do need to keep

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<v Speaker 1>saying this.

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<v Speaker 2>I people were probably like, is this what's happened? Is

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<v Speaker 2>this legal matter for real? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>It is very serious. We can't take it on a

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<v Speaker 1>scandal nokes out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning, I spooked Macie accidentally. I didn't line her

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<v Speaker 2>up to spooker like I usually do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you see me scare Laura?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I did see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it like that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, this was accidental.

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<v Speaker 1>For the record, got a lot of hate for scaring

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<v Speaker 1>my pregnant wife. She was fine, she pissed herself, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, I can imagine like people be

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<v Speaker 2>like features.

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<v Speaker 1>Venis was probably like, what's going on like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when I worked in the timber once we

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<v Speaker 2>had a possum in the roof and it got spooked

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<v Speaker 2>so hard once so that had a miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Character spat out, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It was like a fetus.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell me that. Sorry, stops scaring my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, you're right, she's a human. It's not possible. Don't know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I spooked to Macy this morning, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>a complete and utter accident. April had to take off

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<v Speaker 2>to do a meeting. So I was with Macy this

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<v Speaker 2>morning for an hour before I had to come here,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, okay, I need to I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>ready for the day at all, so I needed to shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And as you how do you say ships leave my body?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, aggressively, I would say, with a big, big, strong push. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I did that, and then I went into the shower,

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<v Speaker 2>but I left the door open because Macy was just

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<v Speaker 2>in the lounge room. I just wanted her to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to access me if she needed anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it is good parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you, thank you, unless she walks in

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<v Speaker 2>and slips over and it's bad parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>But she wait, was a toilet door open. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that smell?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah? Nah, she's used to it, she used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>How whole house things doesn't matter. And I'm in the

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<v Speaker 2>shower as we go, and I stupidly put the the

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<v Speaker 2>smoke detector in the hallway outside of the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>You've done this, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And all of and I didn't know, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, the smoke alarm's gone off and I'm like, he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Having a steamy one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I was like, oh fuck, that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>scare the ship out of Macy. And I like, come,

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<v Speaker 2>I like turn the shower off and go out of

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<v Speaker 2>the shower to like wave a towel in front of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the time I come out of Macey's just

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<v Speaker 2>like running up, ll do what is that? Just like

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<v Speaker 2>fully spooked and I was just like smoke alarm. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just like it's just going and she was like

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<v Speaker 2>started to just get real real, what was your dog doing? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>She was hiding in the corner. She hates it too.

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<v Speaker 2>If Oscar was there would have been a whole debarcle

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<v Speaker 2>because he's we've got him before with it, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>just like he like will walk past the smoke protectors

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, there it is. Don't you go off?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, she's every time he goes to bed, I'm watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's frantic in the hallway. I'm button aked in

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<v Speaker 2>the hallway, waving my towel. My junk's probably flopping up.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't have the trade's on the roof next door

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<v Speaker 1>again it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Too wet for that, and I'm flopping around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waving amaze.

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<v Speaker 2>She's getting real worked up. And then it just stops

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<v Speaker 2>and we both stopped and little other she was like

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<v Speaker 2>she just looked at me and goes.

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<v Speaker 1>He just walks off.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like a second ago, you were like

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<v Speaker 2>the house is burning down?

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<v Speaker 1>Question? Yeah, does she ever look at your dick and dah,

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<v Speaker 1>like what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you how how.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more of like whoa. It's funny because she April,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean April loves it. Mazie. She every morning she

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<v Speaker 2>showers with ab when she gets home from the gym,

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<v Speaker 2>was like I want to come and like gets in

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<v Speaker 2>And then I had a shower the day and she

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<v Speaker 2>came in and I was like her head is like

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<v Speaker 2>perfect cock and ball heigh and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>get out.

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<v Speaker 1>This is you're too old for this. Now there is

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<v Speaker 1>high risk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is high risk. And it was like it

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<v Speaker 2>was Oscar. It's fine because he's like watch me. We

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<v Speaker 2>and then you know, boys are very different.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'll never experience that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well do you do, I'll let you shower with Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she never really. I don't think she's about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah we can, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Does say, she did say. And it was really really

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<v Speaker 2>funny her in O school, we're in a hammock up

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<v Speaker 2>up when we're on the Gold Coast. My friend's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have it on the back and then they were in

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<v Speaker 2>it together facing each other and like the feet were

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<v Speaker 2>both out and Mazie goes, stop it. You're kicking me

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<v Speaker 2>in the nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, that is not right. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to dob in which relative this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of my nieces. I don't have that many, but she

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<v Speaker 1>was ever recently looking after her and shat isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was in the toilet and the door was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of half a jar, and she was like just

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<v Speaker 1>hands on the door and yeah, peeking in. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, go on, I get shouts, come on in, breadon.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was I was like, get out of here,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, you don't want to see that. She was

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<v Speaker 1>like can I see it? And I was like no,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like no, you you know that's my

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<v Speaker 1>private part. So I had to express it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like not that you go, I want to see the

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<v Speaker 2>ship you just dropped off ash.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you ever had another child and terrible, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is Let's let's move on. Let's move

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<v Speaker 1>right along.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move a question for you actually, because school has

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<v Speaker 2>gone back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>It's term two, and our term two for our kids

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<v Speaker 2>is the term two of their whole life. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>first time has Marley received any assignments? Yeah, okay, at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment, she's really it's hard to get information from her.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I always go, what'd you learn?

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<v Speaker 1>She's she and also I picked her up and her teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>who's so great, she's lovely. She was like, just a

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<v Speaker 1>reminder that the task for this week is Then she

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<v Speaker 1>explained the task and I was kind of in the

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<v Speaker 1>like I was parked in a bad spot. That's another story.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to that later in the episode. But I

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<v Speaker 1>had to just I wanted to grab and go, and

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<v Speaker 1>she explained to me what I had to do and

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<v Speaker 1>by when and I got in the car and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, crap. School's the losers driver.

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<v Speaker 1>So she has have homework. I think she has to

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<v Speaker 1>write a story or no, she has to draw a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of an animal.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as much as I know. Could start well then,

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<v Speaker 1>but then just quickly, when I dropped her off this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, where's my picture? And I was like

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<v Speaker 1>what picture? She's like, the picture of the animal. She

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<v Speaker 1>did it with Laura, and I was like, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you asking me? It's your assignment and she's like, did

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<v Speaker 1>you put it in my bag? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, probably not, you definitely didn't. It's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids are a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's attached to the fridge over there. Well, what have

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<v Speaker 2>you got? Oscar had an oral presentation to do. Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like a speech. Yeah, and it was due the first

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<v Speaker 2>week of term, the first day back, pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Much first day back. She had to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But we didn't know this until like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days out, when April was going through the bag

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<v Speaker 2>again to make sure that there's a hat in there

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<v Speaker 2>jumping was his lunchbox on the bag or no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my that's my bag From when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I did that all the time. My mom hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, Oscar's got an oral presentation to do,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was sort of like on a subject of

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<v Speaker 2>their choice. It's for a minute long a minute, but

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<v Speaker 2>I know your school's crazy. What is this Cambridge? Fuck me? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>my five year old goes to Harvard and it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you can have it on whatever. And we agreed that

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<v Speaker 2>it would be on the Manly Seaquels.

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<v Speaker 1>So Oscar gave, We agreed, I agreed, enforced.

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<v Speaker 2>I enforced it not only because we happen to be

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<v Speaker 2>collecting the NRL cards, the trading cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar loves it again we meet. What do you collect

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<v Speaker 1>them from getting.

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<v Speaker 2>From the post office? Great? Okay, yeah, I've got a dealer.

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<v Speaker 1>Just quickly, what's a packet worth four bucks? It's very reasonable? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, considering Pokemon's like fifteen bucks at the moment Bloody Markets.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were having a conversation, he had the manly

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<v Speaker 2>ones all his favorite players up, so he's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about my favorite player anyway. We were like, okay, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, take take the card because they're allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>have visual aids and anyway. So first day, drop him

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<v Speaker 2>off and then we completely forgot about it, like a

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And then I think close to bedtime

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<v Speaker 2>we were like, did you do your oral presentation today?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like yeah. I was like, oh, how did it go?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like yeah, yeah good. Kyle likes the Tigers.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, who's who's talking about? Like you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be talking about? You was like yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>me and Kyle Lewis did it ourselves, like together, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, was it a joint? No, they just

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<v Speaker 2>I think they were just a bit scared to get

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<v Speaker 2>up alone.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he practice it?

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<v Speaker 2>Not with me? Didn't because I was like, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, you're good with these set these

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<v Speaker 2>cards and you're ut dural and was like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just going to talk about each and every player and like,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, he can pick them all out right,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, you know, you got to make it

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<v Speaker 2>last like a minute. It's a long time. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>how long is a minute? I'm like, oh god. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like after it was all said and done,

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<v Speaker 2>and like he obviously lost the trading cars because kids

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<v Speaker 2>are kids and they take him out of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, don't take him out of the bag other

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<v Speaker 2>than it's for the speech, and he was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where they are anyway. At the end of it,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's a bit isn't it a bit

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<v Speaker 2>young to be doing like an aural assign one hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah. I mean, I'm not a teacher, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's child abuse.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm questioning that the ethics of your school.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe they just want to give them some confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but am I. It's like, do you want your

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<v Speaker 1>kid to swim? Yeah, you're not going to throw them

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<v Speaker 1>in the fucking ocean are you about. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>put him in the kidde pool first. Whereas with Oscar,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like and his students in his class.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think they're probably like, maybe like the minute

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<v Speaker 2>was like that no longer than a minute. Maybe that

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<v Speaker 2>was I didn't really read the thing because I'm me,

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<v Speaker 2>I never read anything. Uh, maybe it was like you

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<v Speaker 2>can't go over a minute, and they were like, just

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<v Speaker 2>come in and show. Maybe it was like a show

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<v Speaker 2>and te.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was showing to we're talking this an oral presentation,

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<v Speaker 1>but on the thing is an oral presentation, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just showing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how it gros. But yeah, I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is way too young. But like we have been given

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<v Speaker 2>homework and stuff over the course of term wine and

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<v Speaker 2>forgotten to do pretty much all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're at the homework stage and it's really it's

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<v Speaker 1>really hard. What was struggled with Nash is she's in

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<v Speaker 1>the after school care until I quarter to five, when

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<v Speaker 1>I pick her up, get home, she's tired, we have dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>good in bed. It's there's no time for the homework.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there is no time for not that age, no way,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember having homework at that age.

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<v Speaker 1>And after dinner, I'm like, do you want to read

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<v Speaker 1>this book? And she's like, ah, like I've had I've

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<v Speaker 1>had a heck of a day fuck off literally. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's but the thing that's really the thing that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>finding really difficult at the moment, very frustrating, is the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that we talked about school uniforms, talked about the

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<v Speaker 1>cost that we're currently incurring, and she's just losing jumper

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<v Speaker 1>after jumper after jumper. It's a jumper massacret.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oscar for some reason, refuses to wear his jumper.

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<v Speaker 2>Like those kids it's not cool enough. He's not.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always that kid who doesn't matter how cold it got,

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<v Speaker 1>they never wore a jumper.

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<v Speaker 2>He's one of them. Yeah, he's one of those kids.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not cold blooded, that's for sure. He's definitely warm blooded,

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<v Speaker 2>like he doesn't need it.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like a guy could in. He came from Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>which made a lot of sense. He never wore a jumper.

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<v Speaker 1>Ian Yeah, Ian in my school. Oh, he was just

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<v Speaker 1>like the one kid he doesn't wear a jumper. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, because he's like if we're riding

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<v Speaker 2>the bike down. It's cold. You gotta wear it on

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<v Speaker 2>the bike. And he's like, God, I'm not asking you

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<v Speaker 2>that old world hunger.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, You're blessed having a Chilotte doesn't wear a jumper.

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<v Speaker 2>One less thing to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a miracle.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get that hat? Bat?

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<v Speaker 1>Which hat?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't she lose a hat?

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<v Speaker 1>She's lost three hats.

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<v Speaker 2>We keep gaining.

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<v Speaker 1>Hats, dude, Send and oscar this way, just like a

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<v Speaker 1>mate's just picking up Marley. Even she came home without

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<v Speaker 1>her jumper, but her cousin's jumper, which is like three

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<v Speaker 1>sizes too big. So I was like, call my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, somehow Marley's got your daughter's jumper. And so

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<v Speaker 1>now I sent her to school two jumpers.

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<v Speaker 2>She came back with three.

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<v Speaker 1>She came back with none, and I was like, where

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<v Speaker 1>are your jumpers? And she's like, what are you talking?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like close and so close, and I'm like, how

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<v Speaker 1>where do you put your jumpers when you take them off?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like I don't know. And then and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, listen, listen, jumpers are really expensive when you

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<v Speaker 1>take it off, and I need you to put it

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<v Speaker 1>into your bag. And then she was like, would you

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<v Speaker 1>just stop harassing me about the jumpers? This is bullying

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<v Speaker 1>and she starts.

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<v Speaker 2>Crying and I'm like, oh ah, raw, It's funny when

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<v Speaker 2>they did that, you know the Easter hat parade, but

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<v Speaker 2>before that, they make the Easter hats. So did you

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<v Speaker 2>guys do that at school? So you had to provide

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<v Speaker 2>what you wanted to decorate it with, but they did

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<v Speaker 2>at school. So the instructions were from the school is

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<v Speaker 2>buy the decorations, give them to the kid. The kid

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<v Speaker 2>brings them in and they stay in there like pigeon

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<v Speaker 2>hole until it's time. Okay, oscar no dramas. Lenny Mike's

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<v Speaker 2>kid seemed to be a drama. They sent him to

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<v Speaker 2>school with the decorations, and every day he'd come home

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<v Speaker 2>with them again, and I'd be at the top of

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<v Speaker 2>the I'd be at the top of the school path

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<v Speaker 2>with Sana, Lenny's mom, and she'd be like, I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if he's going to bring them back, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>see all the kids running up and then you just

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<v Speaker 2>see the Wooli's bag. She was like, I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>told you to leave them there, and he's like I did.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, why do you have them, He's like, and

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<v Speaker 2>then Oscar's like, I told him to leave him as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And this went on for the two weeks leading up

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<v Speaker 2>to every single day. By the time it got to

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<v Speaker 2>like the last before the hat parade, they had to

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<v Speaker 2>actually do it. The Wooli's bag was so tactic. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like it had literally gone like five thousand miles

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<v Speaker 2>up and down the school track into the Cabby hole,

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<v Speaker 2>out of the Coby hole, back home with him.

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<v Speaker 1>You just give up, wouldn't you, like, just don't like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't give him to him anymore until like the last day, when.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's what ended up happening, and I

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<v Speaker 2>would just like, oh fuck it. I was putting his

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<v Speaker 2>bag on the day of, but it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks. I remember every time I was at the

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<v Speaker 2>top and I'm like, here he comes so funny, like

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<v Speaker 2>he's just been shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I've implemented something which I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>is great parenting, but so far it's working. Wonders go on.

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<v Speaker 1>We had an issue at home, the fact that our

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<v Speaker 1>kids love getting out of bed in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, always around midnight one o'clock, come into our

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<v Speaker 1>bed and lately, we've had Lola, we've had Marley, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're just like, this is it's getting too much like

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be Laura and she's pregnant. I have a pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>wife right now and the kids have no regard for

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<v Speaker 1>that pregnancy. They couldn't give a ship. And so what

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<v Speaker 1>do we do here? We need to get these kids

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<v Speaker 1>out of the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say, please, you don't have a very big bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a big bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a king.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a single.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a king. We just stack o. It's just a double.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>We're fitting there. Bro Also, that's an expensive mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>Make it fit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not made of money.

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<v Speaker 2>An influence. I just influence your way into one. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not that easy.

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<v Speaker 1>What so we were, You'll have it.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll have a new bed by the end of this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have a rule. Now, the kids, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>sponsored love going to Yochi on a Friday after school.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick them up. Explain to me what yochi Isochi's just

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<v Speaker 1>frozen yogurt with topics you can get like Tella, you

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<v Speaker 1>get sprinkles, you get musk sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask you a more scientific question? Absolutely is

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<v Speaker 2>frozen yogurt, just yogurt that's frozen. I believe so yes, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe. So we love it. People love it. My

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<v Speaker 2>mom Nana hates it. So I could buy a tuber

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<v Speaker 2>yogurt freeze it myself and that would you get the

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<v Speaker 2>same result. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some yochi here if you'd like some. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>kids love it. They're ubsessed and they it's like crack

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<v Speaker 1>for them and all the kids from school. They go

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<v Speaker 1>there on a Friday, so it's nice pick them up,

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<v Speaker 1>walk down there. So I was like, listen here, your

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<v Speaker 1>little fucker is right before they go to sleep, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we're going to start on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to get yochi on a Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they know what Monday is?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you just like I start today? Yeah? Like

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<v Speaker 2>how many sleeps?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, you need to get five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to do a little chart. Five sleeps, five sleeps.

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<v Speaker 1>The only way for you to get a star is

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<v Speaker 1>by spending the whole night in your bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it? What do you? Oh? You got to people?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Bowler is killing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Lola's smashing it. She's doing really well. She

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<v Speaker 1>really wants she is due for a Yochi. Smiley faced

0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.800
<v Speaker 1>is today Yochi day? Today is are you on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About to Yochi about someone else? But now I have

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<v Speaker 2>a proper mash. You have another child that doesn't deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>Narlie's like, fuck the Yochi. Right during the week, I

0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:24.399
<v Speaker 1>would say to her, she would hop into bed and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say, let me just remind you. You have the

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<v Speaker 1>option right now? Is it one in the morning. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go back into your bed, and remember, if

0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you do that, you'll get a star. The star will

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<v Speaker 1>go towards the yogi. If you stay in this bed,

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<v Speaker 1>you will get no stars. No stars for you this evening?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you like it to be? And She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck the Yochi.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let me come bed for She's weighed up the options.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows what she's going to get more value out of.

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<v Speaker 2>Smart Really, have you ever thought about this, please going

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<v Speaker 2>from the Yochi and saying, okay, if Yochi is not

0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:52.879
<v Speaker 2>what's going to get it for you have that we

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<v Speaker 2>just go all the way and go with ice cream

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<v Speaker 2>like gelato dude, the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The yoach she lived. Tell you that the position of

0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:05.320
<v Speaker 1>the yochi is actually right next to and they prefer

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<v Speaker 1>the and they prefer the yochi. Yochi is it's hot

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:08.680
<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. I'm investing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is hot property.

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<v Speaker 2>Frozen yogurt. It's cyclical. Sorry, it's cyclical. What the is that?

0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Like the cycle of the moon, the cycle of the tides,

0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:21.959
<v Speaker 2>or the menstrual cycles.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been through many cycles of frozen yogurt. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember five years ago they were all shutting down and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just comes back every now they're back. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's happened. I don't know who's controlling these

0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.040
<v Speaker 1>frozen yogurt markets. But frozen yogurt is back.

0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Cyclical, cyclical. When do you think it's going to go again?

0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.239
<v Speaker 1>It's got I think two years in it and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's gone good three at the most.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>But now the issue is ash Marley's only only had

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<v Speaker 1>as you can see two successful nights. Do they have

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<v Speaker 1>to be in a road?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not start again? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Because what do we do now? So I picked up

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<v Speaker 1>from school, Do I give her a yochi or or

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<v Speaker 1>do I say I'm sorry, you have to come with

0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:04.360
<v Speaker 1>me with Lola to get the yochi. You don't get

0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:07.240
<v Speaker 1>any yo chi, which will result in a tantrum, which

0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:09.840
<v Speaker 1>will she'll end up getting it, but then she doesn't

0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 1>learn the lesson. Then all of a sudden, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I would call a classic conundrum. Okay, Lola deserves it, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>what would I do? Dig really deep, tell me, tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would give me an insight into how ash parents.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I get a whiteboard for this, so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't ask you to critique the system. I asked you

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<v Speaker 1>to just answer, if Marley is deserved.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes the system better, because which will help in

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<v Speaker 2>this situation because you would have rubbed that off the

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<v Speaker 2>board and you can be like, look you've got nune,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, and you can start again.

0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:50.359
<v Speaker 2>You can start fresh today, so next week. But now

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<v Speaker 2>you've got stickers involved on perishable paper. What I would do?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not sustainable, it's not sustainable. It's terrible thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the clients.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you should be, is yochi? Thinking about the climate.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say you're in for a meltdown. That's one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you say no, and I would stick to your guns,

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<v Speaker 2>because if you stick to your guns, you can then

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<v Speaker 2>go right. We're going to cross Marley out here, put

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<v Speaker 2>her down. The next one is this meant to be

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<v Speaker 2>for the third child that's not here yet, Sleep in

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<v Speaker 2>your own bed, and he's yelling at Laura's tummy. Get

0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:31.359
<v Speaker 2>it right back then you can. Oh god, I'm a

0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:34.320
<v Speaker 2>silly boy. You cross that out and you go right, Marley,

0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 2>you didn't get Yochi today because of this, Lola does.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've got a chance next week to redeem yourself

0:22:41.040 --> 0:22:43.359
<v Speaker 2>and get that Yochi. And you're just gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with a meltdown because you can't fold on that

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<v Speaker 2>because it's not a white board, just it's a classic

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<v Speaker 2>Friday RBO. Just push her out in the range. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>get over it. Why don't you do? Oh? Why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you get there? Because I always sneak the kids things

0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:04.680
<v Speaker 2>so the other one doesn't know. So like for example, if.

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<v Speaker 1>Because then if I sneak it it to Lola, then

0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 1>she as soon as pick up Marlo, she'll be like, hey,

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:10.800
<v Speaker 1>guess what you missed out on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do, they do do that, But then I

0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 2>just started calling them lies. He's lying. But it's more. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in for a meltdown.

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<v Speaker 1>The old star system a tailor as old as time.

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<v Speaker 2>So another option could be which I do this sometimes, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>is when like, for example, the kids are having dinner

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, okay, look if you eat all your dinner,

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:38.159
<v Speaker 2>there's a treat at the end, right, similar concept, but

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I always say it's one in all in, So if

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar eats all his dinner, no one gets anything until

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<v Speaker 2>Macy's eaten all of hers.

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<v Speaker 1>So they've got to like cheer each other on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.

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<v Speaker 1>So if Lola wakes up and sees Marley walking out

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<v Speaker 1>with the room in the middle of the night, she'll

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<v Speaker 1>grab her and be like, get the get back to

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<v Speaker 1>bed and don't even think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But that couldn't It might not work with this situation

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't want to argument in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the night, right, as.

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<v Speaker 1>Long as they argue in their room and no room,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine.

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:09.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it's like they.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to if they want to go at each other

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<v Speaker 1>fight wake up mys hog tied at the corner of

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<v Speaker 1>the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I would.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Yeah, I do think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't be ideal. If you had to walk into

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<v Speaker 2>that in the middle of the night, I would say

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<v Speaker 2>this this time, I would stand your ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, I look forward to the kids having yo

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<v Speaker 1>chi tonight, both.

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Of them extra, give them extra. Laura is pregnant. We

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:46.920
<v Speaker 2>all know this. Now it's out there. We know the gender.

0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:51.600
<v Speaker 2>But we were talking about how I accidentally miss grandparented someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember refresh my memory. So I was at a park

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<v Speaker 2>with someone and I was like, is this your grandchild?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, no, this is my child. Remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we just quickly for anyone who missed that episode?

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<v Speaker 1>She was an older parent.

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<v Speaker 2>She looked like an older parent, and ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash went up to this mother and then spoke to

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<v Speaker 1>her in a way which I referred to her as

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<v Speaker 1>being the nana.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and look what a disgusting I'm only human. It's

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:23.640
<v Speaker 2>a bad way. But you asked me if I've accidentally

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<v Speaker 2>asked someone if they like accidentally assumed someone was pregnant. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I didn't do that, but I did something that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not proud of. And I was quite a younger

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:38.879
<v Speaker 2>man in this situation. So I was like early twenties

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 2>and I was at a friend's house and he having

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<v Speaker 2>people over and well, you know, there's drinks and blah blah.

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like a party. I am

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<v Speaker 2>familiar with the party. Okay, shut up, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>paint a picture. Okay, make fun of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Little snacks. There were people, there was music.

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:05.399
<v Speaker 2>I just didn't want you to, okay, well, to be

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<v Speaker 2>anytime gathering.

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:07.119
<v Speaker 1>It's a gathering.

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 2>It was a funeral. Actually anyway. A friend of a

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:17.560
<v Speaker 2>friend came, you're very funny, thank you. A friend of

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 2>a friend came to a park. A friend of a

0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:23.720
<v Speaker 2>friend came to this party who I haven't seen in

0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:27.639
<v Speaker 2>a long time. And she walked in and she was

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<v Speaker 2>pregnant and I didn't know that, and yes, I'm gonna

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 2>regret this. I blurted out, whoa, you're huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? How big was she?

0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Twins? Obviously huge, big pregnant girl.

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 1>But I hadn't she just popped or you hadn't seen

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>her for a while.

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know she was pregnant. She was a

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<v Speaker 2>friend of a friend, but I knew her and I

0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:01.200
<v Speaker 2>she walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>Spit your drink out, I legit did. I was like,

0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:07.639
<v Speaker 1>but do you know what I would have said if

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I saw her, well you look beautiful.

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come over here, take you shoes off.

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Ah, anyway, are a foot guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Guilty?

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I I just blurted it out. I had no control

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 2>over the situation you have, add I felt horrible afterwards. Also,

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:37.400
<v Speaker 2>her husband still a husband. He was a police officer,

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 2>and anyway, some time had passed, Like I'm talking months

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 2>had passed. Okay, I have been pulled over for a

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 2>random breath test and guess who it is? The husband? Wow,

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.640
<v Speaker 2>And just in that moment, he happened to be breathalyzing

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:55.160
<v Speaker 2>me and he was like, remember that time at blah

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 2>blah blah party and we walked fashion and I was like, no,

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about. Bro. It was

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 2>like I remember anyway, and then sent me and I

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 2>was just like, oh fuck. But I felt horrible about it.

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 2>And it was like one of those moments where you're

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 2>like fuck. And I haven't a lot because I blurs

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 2>shit out all the time, but this was a particularly

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 2>bad one. Do you know what. I spent the rest

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 2>of the party groveling to her as well, like some

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 2>sort of sad sack. I don't.

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Groveling over her feet.

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like no. I just kept

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:33.959
<v Speaker 2>saying things like you're not that big, and I was like,

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 2>can I get your drinks? She's like, you're pregnant. Win

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:39.720
<v Speaker 2>this one, But I was, you know, do you think

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 2>I've ever been around a pregnant person that point?

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<v Speaker 1>I think when you look at a situation like this,

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>you have to look at the intent, and I think,

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>in a credit to you, you felt bad afterwards. There

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>was no intent to offend, and you know you, sometimes

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 1>good people make bad decisions.

0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm a person. Yes, Oh my god, when we snip

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>that up, just please to keep that for later on.

0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine. Can I ask you just on

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>a side note, I know recently we spoke about the

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.240
<v Speaker 1>fact that I find Laura attractive where April was pregnant

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 1>with Oscar and Macy. How did you view her? Um,

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:19.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect you to think about it.

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to remember. I don't remember. I think.

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I changed. I was like wow, walking

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>in the room, I was like, I just played this

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 2>music over and over time you walked do do do

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 2>do do do do do No. I don't think my

0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 2>feelings changed about it at all. I would say that

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 2>I was the same level of attracting. There wasn't a

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>stage where I wasn't was like, you're unattractive.

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Another question for you, did you go through a phase

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>whilst April was pregnant where she had a heightened sexual appetite.

0:29:57.960 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say it was slightly high.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I really thinking. I remember.

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>I remember there was one Austray Day long weekend April

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 2>was very pregnant, Go on Oscar on Macy. I think

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 2>it was Oscar. Yeah, because we wouldn't. We wouldn't have

0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 2>left Macy or Oscar behind you go. Yeah, and it was.

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 2>It was a good trip because of the heightened libido

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 2>of my life at the time. Yeah. Actually, I do

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 2>recall that specifically that weekend, but I'm not gonna site

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 2>here be like she couldn't keep off, especially when I'm

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>saying things like wow, like explain to me. But yeah,

0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I would say my that my feelings and everything around

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:40.920
<v Speaker 2>that time were at the same. I didn't. I didn't.

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's a real thing. People keep

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 1>messaging me being like, has Laura had that little that

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>little window where she gets super frisky And I was.

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, No, I don't think we will it happened?

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Is it coming?

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 2>But pregnant? It's like people just dming new pictures of

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 2>their bellies now that I wish kidding? What about I

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 2>get like a little hairy snail. You've seen those, like

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:11.080
<v Speaker 2>they're really pregnant ladies. And because it's.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Obviously I don't, I don't see that asht. What I

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>see is someone said in a comment, and I was like,

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>that's perfect. It's like an artist stepping back and admiring

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 1>their work. Yeah, it's like a builder, a builder looking

0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>back at the Eiffel Tower. I mean, like I created that.

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 2>You just step back, bring a level.

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 2>It's blum perfect, It's blum. Anyway, I felt like I

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 2>needed to tell you that because it helps me close

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 2>the circle of my traumas to be able to talk

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>about how I fat chamed a pregnant lady accident.

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought. I thought when you told me there was

0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 1>a scenario with someone who was pregnant, I thought you

0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 1>were going to tell me that. You were like, when's

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the June And she's like when you No, thank God,

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 1>have you done that?

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>No? Thank Heaven, I don't think so.

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>So you are a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Deep deep, deep down, Matt, should we go into parents. Yes,

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 2>it's time for paraunt. I said it like you did,

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 2>parahant pah.

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<v Speaker 1>We do have to apologize for the fact that we've

0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 1>been teasing an intro jingle for this segment for a

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>very long time and it hasn't happened.

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 2>It will.

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<v Speaker 1>We keep running out of time. We had a long lunch,

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 1>have a long lunch, and we are we have no

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>one to blame but ourselves.

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 3>But it'll happen next week, next week. Promise, next week happened.

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<v Speaker 3>This one comes from Angela. Thank you Angela for writing in.

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<v Speaker 3>Huge thanks, huge, huge thank you. She says, it's very short,

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<v Speaker 3>but punchy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the deal?

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 2>What's the deal with school drop offs? Absolute carnage.

0:32:58.320 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 1>It's a nightmare.

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 2>It is a nightmare. I feel like it's been a

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 2>nightmare for decades.

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, we have to take a moment and just think

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 1>about all the parents who have kids in KINDI where

0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 1>it's not just drop and go. It's like a drop

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 1>walk in. It's a debarcle handover. It's yeah, you know,

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you guys still walking in.

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 2>No, only only this week because it was the first

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 2>week back and he was it was raining, just nothing

0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 2>really aligned for him, and he was.

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Just a bit How many car parks do you have

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:30.880
<v Speaker 1>outside your school?

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't. We've got, like I'll try and explain

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 2>it as best as possible. Is a this is a

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 2>visual no, this is an audio medium. Very good, thank you.

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:46.719
<v Speaker 2>So they've got car parks like proper ones where it's

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 2>a curb to read, a curb curb, and then they've

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 2>got like a separate section which is just like curb

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 2>side drop off.

0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, they've got like the two tier.

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the problem is at the top there of

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the school is kindergarten as well, like separate like a

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 2>like a only about children whatever they call it, so

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 2>that you're competing with that too. Yeah, but the street

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:12.319
<v Speaker 2>itself really narrow, and people try and go up and

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 2>turn around and come back, and it is chaos. Thankfully,

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 2>I ride the bike most of the time, but when

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 2>you drive, you've got to give yourself an extra twenty minute.

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:25.840
<v Speaker 1>There's got to be some level of exemption at my school.

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if yours is the same, but at

0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 1>our school they always have pretty much i'd say like

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>three or four out of the five days of the

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 1>week for drop offs in the morning and pick up

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon. They have parking inspectors. Oh, hovering, Yeah,

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 1>we've got one, give me a break.

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's a two minute it's a two minute. It's a

0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 2>two minute drop off usually yeah, yeah, yeah. But like also,

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 2>if I saw a parking expector being like, okay, let

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 2>me just time you right now.

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh, come on, man, come on, don't

0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 1>get don't get the hard working, tired, exhausted parents like

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.240
<v Speaker 1>we're doing our best, we're hanging on by a thread.

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 1>They get the people who are fucking down at the

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 1>beach and parking there for hours, and then like the

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:14.799
<v Speaker 1>real criminals. You know, there should be there should be,

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 1>it should be agreed. That's school to just I get

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 1>if you're parking for like hours and a no stopping zone,

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>I get it, you know, but come on, I.

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Think like you're right, especially if it's like a drop

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:29.439
<v Speaker 2>and go situation. It's like, okay, we'll give some room

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 2>for you to be able to actually get out of

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the car, walk them the thirty or forty feet or

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.919
<v Speaker 2>whatever it might be so they're comfortable. But there would

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 2>be and you know that there would be parents at

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 2>whatever school. It is who's like enforcing be quicker and

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>be those people out there, And if you are that

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.919
<v Speaker 2>fucking person, pull your fucking head.

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Would you like have a good hard look at you

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:54.920
<v Speaker 1>have a good hard stone, look at yourself in the

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 1>mirror and ask if you're fighting the good fight or not?

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Because you're not, Because you're absolutely not. And it's like people.

0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:04.319
<v Speaker 1>Who you're going to one day wake up and realize that,

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 1>actually I don't want to attack him too much.

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I let's get after him. You know who you are, You're.

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Going to have the guilt of knowing that you're on

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the wrong side of history.

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally, because like I feel like there it would

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.920
<v Speaker 2>be there would be those parents that would write to

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 2>the school going this number plate, this number plate, this

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 2>number plate, they they parked for five minutes instead of

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:28.560
<v Speaker 2>two minutes. If that's you, you're the fucking worst person

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 2>that exists.

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 1>We did have a my primary school, we did have

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:34.400
<v Speaker 1>a system which it wasn't ideal for like when you

0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 1>had to take your child inside the school grounds, but

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:41.720
<v Speaker 1>it was like there was like a holding pen almost

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 1>of cars where then they would get sent in one

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 1>by one to do like like stop kiss store open go, yeah, okay,

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:50.239
<v Speaker 1>And it was like explained, it was like a known thing.

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 1>There was there was a very thorough process, and so

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 1>you could funnel through a really high volume of cars.

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:57.840
<v Speaker 2>That is outstanding.

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that. I think the principle was he was

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 1>very like methodical and how he planned. I try not

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 1>to do a miile farving.

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like, there's got to be something. There's got to

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:17.799
<v Speaker 2>be something. I think. I feel like in general as

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 2>a human population, we neglect our parking situation a lot

0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:24.800
<v Speaker 2>around schools, especially around schools, but for example, what do

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:25.080
<v Speaker 2>you think?

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking, I'm thinking this is much bigger than just schools.

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 2>This is the bigger deal. For example, I went to

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:33.919
<v Speaker 2>Movie World and you went to Movie World too? Did

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:35.439
<v Speaker 2>you have to park there? I did?

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Correct.

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:40.280
<v Speaker 2>It is a debarcle, like they never heard of storied

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 2>car parks up there. It's just like one big fucking field.

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:44.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're parking.

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Literally, my shoes were muddy before I even got to

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 2>the to the park. I was like, well, I got

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:52.239
<v Speaker 2>to turn around now and go home. It's stack them

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 2>up anyway. Do you think schools could stack them up too?

0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean like have like a like a

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>a like a mall situation. Well no, no, you couldn't

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 2>do that.

0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:05.279
<v Speaker 1>No, we got to get moving.

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Sorry, okay, anyway, good rant, and there needs

0:38:08.400 --> 0:38:09.040
<v Speaker 2>to be a solution.

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:12.440
<v Speaker 1>This is from Anna, She says, Hey, sorry, hello, Anna,

0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 1>I apologize as a mother of three under three. God

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:18.839
<v Speaker 1>send help, she says, absolutely if we knew where you were, said,

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to share a pair rant that I'm particularly

0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:27.479
<v Speaker 1>passionate about seeing it. Sister, why the f just swear, Ana,

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>It's fine, we're Why the fuck aren't all parks fully fenced?

0:38:32.760 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Question Mark, very good question.

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:36.399
<v Speaker 1>I just want to sit and have a coffee while

0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:38.799
<v Speaker 1>my kids are running Mark without fear of them running

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.319
<v Speaker 1>under the road, are going for a swim? Because most

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:45.280
<v Speaker 1>parks have ponds while we're out at what do you mean.

0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 2>Most parks have ponds in BONDI maybe we don't have

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:53.479
<v Speaker 2>any ponds in our parks. You've got ponds they're fishing there.

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Well that's centennial par.

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

0:38:57.400 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Shut up, while we're out at. All parks should have

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 1>a coffee van. I feel like most do.

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Hang on, you've got ponds and coffee vans. Well, what's next?

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Foot rubs?

0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Why are you all about the feet today?

0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:19.239
<v Speaker 2>So I'm just trying to wrap my head around these

0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 2>parks you're going to.

0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I do you think you're picking out the parts?

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Obviously you want to go somewhere that has the facilities

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.480
<v Speaker 1>to cater to your knee. So you're going to a

0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 1>park knowing that there's a cafe close by. Okay, yeah,

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:39.240
<v Speaker 1>I guess so, yeah, feet, I agree. Fence in the parks.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's a I think it should be mandatory,

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 2>like you fence a pool, your fence around your house. Yeah,

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 2>your fence everything. They fence them in at school. Now,

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:50.800
<v Speaker 2>might as well fence them into a park, make everything

0:39:50.840 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 2>into a prison. Why not.

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Listen to questions?

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:56.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's go.

0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 1>We've got a couple of here. Ash Okay, I got

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 1>the first one here from a Amanda. She asks, how

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:05.560
<v Speaker 1>do you introduce your children to their new sibling?

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Very good question, Very good. When we had Macy in

0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 2>the hospital that we had Macy in during because it

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 2>was a planned c section, were there for a couple

0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.799
<v Speaker 2>of days after the recovery for April. But they have

0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 2>a class all about this, and they have an expert

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:24.320
<v Speaker 2>in there giving you tips.

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 1>Like what do they say, like get the blanket from

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>a newborn baby.

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 2>No, it was like it was a lot around.

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Not attention.

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Attention you want to say neglecting, because that's that's criminal.

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 2>It's more like filling the other child's cup. And one

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 2>of the tips that we got was that was a

0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:50.600
<v Speaker 2>bit cheeky, was when you give your eldest child a cuddle,

0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:53.880
<v Speaker 2>don't be the first to let go. So, for example,

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:58.760
<v Speaker 2>I cuddle you, not a get your compliant for the cuddle.

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:05.719
<v Speaker 2>There's consent, So can I have a cuddle? Yes, and

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:10.759
<v Speaker 2>you hold on until they go. I'm like because it's

0:41:10.800 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 2>like then they go. But we do it and my

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>kids are so clingy.

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:18.319
<v Speaker 4>It's like like, why are we going to let go

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 4>for fuck say, especially with April and oscar Oscars, Like

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 4>A was like, oh, I can't give me a cuddle

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 4>and then it's like okay, she might like release and

0:41:26.360 --> 0:41:28.720
<v Speaker 4>he's like lashed on her arm and he's like, well, this.

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Is us for the rest of the day. Then was

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 2>so that was one of the tips that back We

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:35.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't backfire. It just my kids are too clinging.

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I never heard that.

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, there's a whole class thank you. The whole class.

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:41.359
<v Speaker 2>So when you have your third, just hug the other

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 2>ones for as long as you can. There he is,

0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm precious. Next question. Hopefully that answers your question, Amanda, Okay,

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I have. This is from anonymous Matt. What's the lamest

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:56.800
<v Speaker 2>injury you've ever got? Talking domestic?

0:41:57.040 --> 0:41:59.439
<v Speaker 1>Look, you get to a certain age now that I'm

0:41:59.480 --> 0:42:03.920
<v Speaker 1>itching towards forty. There I said it. You are, thank you.

0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:07.319
<v Speaker 1>You are also in that bracket you are, And once

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>you get to this age, injuries all of a sudden,

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:12.799
<v Speaker 1>you know they're not reserved for situations where you're like,

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:17.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, having a car crash that's falling off.

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:19.360
<v Speaker 2>The stuff, you know, all the cool stuff that I'll.

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Kill you becomes so much easier to attain.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 2>An injury.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I've just gotten over one recently. I mean the big one,

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, was like you sleep in a weird position,

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 1>you wake up and you can't move your neck. But

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I had a scenario where I went for a swim

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:36.799
<v Speaker 1>in the ocean, and as I sometimes like to do,

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I give a flick.

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Because you've got hair, bit of hair. Yeah, so I

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 2>just you're trying to be hot never.

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:47.840
<v Speaker 1>And so I got out of the water and I

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 1>gave a flick and went.

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh yeah, and I was like help, help.

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 1>That was almost on bond I rescue.

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I flicked my beautiful lush just there and now my

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:01.279
<v Speaker 2>neck out.

0:43:02.239 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 1>It's a back injury. You can never be too you

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:04.239
<v Speaker 1>can never.

0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 2>Be too short. Lay down like wet on the board

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 2>and roll you on one side, put the board on,

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:09.959
<v Speaker 2>roll you back.

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.279
<v Speaker 1>It lasted for a good five days until I got

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>a complete movement back, hapening on panetol like every single day.

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Seeing the physio what happened, and she's like nothing, just

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:20.719
<v Speaker 2>old man.

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I attacked my bed.

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I have one, which I'm not proud of at all. Okay,

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll set the scene for you. I can. I'll be

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:30.680
<v Speaker 2>quick because I know you've got time constraints, constraints. I'll

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:33.879
<v Speaker 2>be really quick. So I was when Macy was just born.

0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:38.319
<v Speaker 2>And we're living in a complex where the car park

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 2>for the complexes in the middle and it's wrapped around

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:45.760
<v Speaker 2>with buildings. Okay, so I've gone via KFC and picked

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 2>up a Zinger box for myself. Okay, it's in the

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:52.399
<v Speaker 2>passenger seat. I get home, I park in this in

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:57.280
<v Speaker 2>this car park and I lean over to get the KFC,

0:43:58.600 --> 0:44:03.799
<v Speaker 2>throw my back out, I'm stuck in This is not

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:05.840
<v Speaker 2>made I'm not making this up at all. So you

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:09.280
<v Speaker 2>know I threw my back out. I'm stuck in this position.

0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:12.959
<v Speaker 2>I can't move, okay, frozen. I'm frozen, if you will

0:44:13.560 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 2>very good. Anyway, I thankfully have Bluetooth, so I've managed

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:22.080
<v Speaker 2>a Bluetooth call April, who's got Macy and Macy only,

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:27.440
<v Speaker 2>and it echoes through the buildings, the phone ringing in

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:31.080
<v Speaker 2>the bluetooth okay, and I'll go on, can you come

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:32.759
<v Speaker 2>and help me out of the car. I've thrown my

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:35.240
<v Speaker 2>back out trying to get KFC off the passenger seat,

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:38.360
<v Speaker 2>and April just bursts into tears, laughing, and it's echoing

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 2>throughout the whole thing. At this point, people have come

0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:42.840
<v Speaker 2>out onto their balconies to look at the commotion, to

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:46.160
<v Speaker 2>look at the commotion, and April runs out, baby in hand,

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<v Speaker 2>she's breastfeeding, okay, to try and help me, try and

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<v Speaker 2>help me out of the car anyway, so she's had to.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, just let go of the KFC, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, you're right, and then I backed out. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>For the next week, I was flat on my back

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<v Speaker 2>with my I slept on the floor with my legs

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<v Speaker 2>up on the couch all because of a zinger box

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<v Speaker 2>that I desperately needed delicious and it was cold. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, quick, get me inside, it's going cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting old sucks genuine out there. Who's under the age

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<v Speaker 1>of thirty savor every second, No, no sudden twists. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>before you know what, you'll be as pathetic as me.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know now? What I do is if

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<v Speaker 2>I ever have anything in the passenger seat, I actually

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<v Speaker 2>get out walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned, especially as food. I'm like, I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>that again, what are you training for? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Ash?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, If any listeners have any questions, if there's something

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<v Speaker 1>a topic they would like us to give our a

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<v Speaker 1>nine or they have a pair rant parent, where should

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<v Speaker 1>they send it to?

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<v Speaker 2>They could send it to as they like, Tutoring Dads

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<v Speaker 2>or TikTok dance or Facebook or Hello at two dot Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop very well, sad And if you've enjoyed this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>number of stars in a comment. When I see there's

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<v Speaker 1>been a new review and there's no comment, God, it

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<v Speaker 1>annoys me. Just give it to me now, but until

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<v Speaker 1>next time. Stay safe. I feel like I'm joy Shpringer.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay safe? What does he say?

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<v Speaker 1>Stay saved?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? All right Sam.

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