Speaker 1: Got some exciting news.
Speaker 2: All good.
Speaker 1: You know those coffees that we ordered and they spilt?
Speaker 2: He done it again.
Speaker 1: I guess they got him for free victories.
Speaker 2: Else can they reheat mart? It's cole.
Speaker 1: I hope that doesn't go back to the delivery driver.
Speaker 1: And for the record, they were spilt. It was a
Speaker 1: quarter or less left.
Speaker 2: It was like not even a small spill. It was
Speaker 2: a puddle of coffee. How did he make he nearly
Speaker 2: didn't make it here with that paper back? How did that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did he say anything to you when he handed over
Speaker 1: the delivery? Yeah, he was like a quick welcome back
Speaker 1: to two doing dads. I happened to be Maddie Jay
Speaker 1: and I happened to be Ash and this happens to
Speaker 1: be a podcast all about parenting.
Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad.
Speaker 1: And if you come for advice, just like, for the
Speaker 1: love of God, stop for.
Speaker 2: One hundred and forty second time, we do not give advice.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times do need to keep
Speaker 1: saying this.
Speaker 2: I people were probably like, is this what's happened? Is
Speaker 2: this legal matter for real? Yes?
Speaker 1: It is very serious. We can't take it on a
Speaker 1: scandal nokes out of the way.
Speaker 2: This morning, I spooked Macie accidentally. I didn't line her
Speaker 2: up to spooker like I usually do.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you see me scare Laura?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 1: Was it like that?
Speaker 2: No, this was accidental.
Speaker 1: For the record, got a lot of hate for scaring
Speaker 1: my pregnant wife. She was fine, she pissed herself, but.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I can imagine like people be
Speaker 2: like features.
Speaker 1: Venis was probably like, what's going on like that?
Speaker 2: I remember when I worked in the timber once we
Speaker 2: had a possum in the roof and it got spooked
Speaker 2: so hard once so that had a miss.
Speaker 1: Character spat out, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like a fetus.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that. Sorry, stops scaring my wife.
Speaker 2: Nah, you're right, she's a human. It's not possible. Don't know. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I spooked to Macy this morning, but it was
Speaker 2: a complete and utter accident. April had to take off
Speaker 2: to do a meeting. So I was with Macy this
Speaker 2: morning for an hour before I had to come here,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I need to I wasn't
Speaker 2: ready for the day at all, so I needed to shit.
Speaker 1: And as you how do you say ships leave my body?
Speaker 2: Yes, aggressively, I would say, with a big, big, strong push. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I did that, and then I went into the shower,
Speaker 2: but I left the door open because Macy was just
Speaker 2: in the lounge room. I just wanted her to be
Speaker 2: able to access me if she needed anything.
Speaker 1: Because it is good parenting.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you, unless she walks in
Speaker 2: and slips over and it's bad parenting.
Speaker 1: But she wait, was a toilet door open. She was like,
Speaker 1: what's that smell?
Speaker 2: Nah? Nah, she's used to it, she used to it.
Speaker 2: How whole house things doesn't matter. And I'm in the
Speaker 2: shower as we go, and I stupidly put the the
Speaker 2: smoke detector in the hallway outside of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You've done this, yeah.
Speaker 2: And all of and I didn't know, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, the smoke alarm's gone off and I'm like, he's.
Speaker 1: Having a steamy one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, oh fuck, that's going to
Speaker 2: scare the ship out of Macy. And I like, come,
Speaker 2: I like turn the shower off and go out of
Speaker 2: the shower to like wave a towel in front of it.
Speaker 2: And by the time I come out of Macey's just
Speaker 2: like running up, ll do what is that? Just like
Speaker 2: fully spooked and I was just like smoke alarm. It
Speaker 2: was just like it's just going and she was like
Speaker 2: started to just get real real, what was your dog doing? Oh?
Speaker 2: She was hiding in the corner. She hates it too.
Speaker 2: If Oscar was there would have been a whole debarcle
Speaker 2: because he's we've got him before with it, and he's
Speaker 2: just like he like will walk past the smoke protectors
Speaker 2: and be like, there it is. Don't you go off?
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's every time he goes to bed, I'm watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's frantic in the hallway. I'm button aked in
Speaker 2: the hallway, waving my towel. My junk's probably flopping up.
Speaker 1: He didn't have the trade's on the roof next door
Speaker 1: again it's.
Speaker 2: Too wet for that, and I'm flopping around.
Speaker 1: I'm waving amaze.
Speaker 2: She's getting real worked up. And then it just stops
Speaker 2: and we both stopped and little other she was like
Speaker 2: she just looked at me and goes.
Speaker 1: He just walks off.
Speaker 2: And I was like a second ago, you were like
Speaker 2: the house is burning down?
Speaker 1: Question? Yeah, does she ever look at your dick and dah,
Speaker 1: like what's that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you how how.
Speaker 2: It's more of like whoa. It's funny because she April,
Speaker 2: I mean April loves it. Mazie. She every morning she
Speaker 2: showers with ab when she gets home from the gym,
Speaker 2: was like I want to come and like gets in
Speaker 2: And then I had a shower the day and she
Speaker 2: came in and I was like her head is like
Speaker 2: perfect cock and ball heigh and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 1: This is you're too old for this. Now there is
Speaker 1: high risk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is high risk. And it was like it
Speaker 2: was Oscar. It's fine because he's like watch me. We
Speaker 2: and then you know, boys are very different.
Speaker 1: But I'll never experience that.
Speaker 2: Well do you do, I'll let you shower with Oscar.
Speaker 1: Yeah she never really. I don't think she's about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah we can, she.
Speaker 2: Does say, she did say. And it was really really
Speaker 2: funny her in O school, we're in a hammock up
Speaker 2: up when we're on the Gold Coast. My friend's gonna
Speaker 2: have it on the back and then they were in
Speaker 2: it together facing each other and like the feet were
Speaker 2: both out and Mazie goes, stop it. You're kicking me
Speaker 2: in the nuts.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that is not right. Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't want to dob in which relative this is one
Speaker 1: of my nieces. I don't have that many, but she
Speaker 1: was ever recently looking after her and shat isn't it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: And I was in the toilet and the door was
Speaker 1: kind of half a jar, and she was like just
Speaker 1: hands on the door and yeah, peeking in. And I
Speaker 1: was like, go on, I get shouts, come on in, breadon.
Speaker 1: So I was I was like, get out of here,
Speaker 1: come on, you don't want to see that. She was
Speaker 1: like can I see it? And I was like no,
Speaker 1: and I was like no, you you know that's my
Speaker 1: private part. So I had to express it's.
Speaker 2: Like not that you go, I want to see the
Speaker 2: ship you just dropped off ash.
Speaker 1: But if you ever had another child and terrible, sorry,
Speaker 1: this is this is Let's let's move on. Let's move
Speaker 1: right along.
Speaker 2: Let's move a question for you actually, because school has
Speaker 2: gone back.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: It's term two, and our term two for our kids
Speaker 2: is the term two of their whole life. It's the
Speaker 2: first time has Marley received any assignments? Yeah, okay, at the.
Speaker 1: Moment, she's really it's hard to get information from her.
Speaker 2: Okay, I always go, what'd you learn?
Speaker 1: She's she and also I picked her up and her teacher,
Speaker 1: who's so great, she's lovely. She was like, just a
Speaker 1: reminder that the task for this week is Then she
Speaker 1: explained the task and I was kind of in the
Speaker 1: like I was parked in a bad spot. That's another story.
Speaker 1: We're going to that later in the episode. But I
Speaker 1: had to just I wanted to grab and go, and
Speaker 1: she explained to me what I had to do and
Speaker 1: by when and I got in the car and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Fuck, crap. School's the losers driver.
Speaker 1: So she has have homework. I think she has to
Speaker 1: write a story or no, she has to draw a
Speaker 1: picture of an animal.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 1: That's as much as I know. Could start well then,
Speaker 1: but then just quickly, when I dropped her off this morning,
Speaker 1: she was like, where's my picture? And I was like
Speaker 1: what picture? She's like, the picture of the animal. She
Speaker 1: did it with Laura, and I was like, why are
Speaker 1: you asking me? It's your assignment and she's like, did
Speaker 1: you put it in my bag? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably not, you definitely didn't. It's fun.
Speaker 1: These kids are a nightmare.
Speaker 2: It's attached to the fridge over there. Well, what have
Speaker 2: you got? Oscar had an oral presentation to do. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: like a speech. Yeah, and it was due the first
Speaker 2: week of term, the first day back, pretty.
Speaker 1: Much first day back. She had to do it with
Speaker 1: the holiday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But we didn't know this until like a couple
Speaker 2: of days out, when April was going through the bag
Speaker 2: again to make sure that there's a hat in there
Speaker 2: jumping was his lunchbox on the bag or no, no,
Speaker 2: that's my that's my bag From when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I did that all the time. My mom hated it.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, Oscar's got an oral presentation to do,
Speaker 2: and it was sort of like on a subject of
Speaker 2: their choice. It's for a minute long a minute, but
Speaker 2: I know your school's crazy. What is this Cambridge? Fuck me? Anyway,
Speaker 2: my five year old goes to Harvard and it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can have it on whatever. And we agreed that
Speaker 2: it would be on the Manly Seaquels.
Speaker 1: So Oscar gave, We agreed, I agreed, enforced.
Speaker 2: I enforced it not only because we happen to be
Speaker 2: collecting the NRL cards, the trading cards.
Speaker 1: Oscar loves it again we meet. What do you collect
Speaker 1: them from getting.
Speaker 2: From the post office? Great? Okay, yeah, I've got a dealer.
Speaker 1: Just quickly, what's a packet worth four bucks? It's very reasonable? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, considering Pokemon's like fifteen bucks at the moment Bloody Markets.
Speaker 2: When we were having a conversation, he had the manly
Speaker 2: ones all his favorite players up, so he's like, I
Speaker 2: want to talk about my favorite player anyway. We were like, okay, whatever,
Speaker 2: you know, take take the card because they're allowed to
Speaker 2: have visual aids and anyway. So first day, drop him
Speaker 2: off and then we completely forgot about it, like a
Speaker 2: I don't know. And then I think close to bedtime
Speaker 2: we were like, did you do your oral presentation today?
Speaker 2: He's like yeah. I was like, oh, how did it go?
Speaker 2: And he was like yeah, yeah good. Kyle likes the Tigers.
Speaker 2: And I was like, who's who's talking about? Like you
Speaker 2: want to be talking about? You was like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: me and Kyle Lewis did it ourselves, like together, And
Speaker 2: I was like, was it a joint? No, they just
Speaker 2: I think they were just a bit scared to get
Speaker 2: up alone.
Speaker 1: What did he practice it?
Speaker 2: Not with me? Didn't because I was like, you're good.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, you're good with these set these
Speaker 2: cards and you're ut dural and was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to talk about each and every player and like,
Speaker 2: to be honest, he can pick them all out right,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know, you got to make it
Speaker 2: last like a minute. It's a long time. He was like,
Speaker 2: how long is a minute? I'm like, oh god. And
Speaker 2: then I was like after it was all said and done,
Speaker 2: and like he obviously lost the trading cars because kids
Speaker 2: are kids and they take him out of it. I
Speaker 2: was like, don't take him out of the bag other
Speaker 2: than it's for the speech, and he was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know where they are anyway. At the end of it,
Speaker 2: I was like, it's a bit isn't it a bit
Speaker 2: young to be doing like an aural assign one hundred?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah. I mean, I'm not a teacher, I think,
Speaker 1: but that's child abuse.
Speaker 2: Dude, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm questioning that the ethics of your school.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe they just want to give them some confidence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but am I. It's like, do you want your
Speaker 1: kid to swim? Yeah, you're not going to throw them
Speaker 1: in the fucking ocean are you about. I'm going to
Speaker 1: put him in the kidde pool first. Whereas with Oscar,
Speaker 1: it's like and his students in his class.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they're probably like, maybe like the minute
Speaker 2: was like that no longer than a minute. Maybe that
Speaker 2: was I didn't really read the thing because I'm me,
Speaker 2: I never read anything. Uh, maybe it was like you
Speaker 2: can't go over a minute, and they were like, just
Speaker 2: come in and show. Maybe it was like a show
Speaker 2: and te.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was showing to we're talking this an oral presentation,
Speaker 1: but on the thing is an oral presentation, and I
Speaker 1: was just showing.
Speaker 2: That's how it gros. But yeah, I was like, this
Speaker 2: is way too young. But like we have been given
Speaker 2: homework and stuff over the course of term wine and
Speaker 2: forgotten to do pretty much all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're at the homework stage and it's really it's
Speaker 1: really hard. What was struggled with Nash is she's in
Speaker 1: the after school care until I quarter to five, when
Speaker 1: I pick her up, get home, she's tired, we have dinner,
Speaker 1: good in bed. It's there's no time for the homework.
Speaker 2: No, there is no time for not that age, no way,
Speaker 2: I don't remember having homework at that age.
Speaker 1: And after dinner, I'm like, do you want to read
Speaker 1: this book? And she's like, ah, like I've had I've
Speaker 1: had a heck of a day fuck off literally. So
Speaker 1: it's but the thing that's really the thing that I'm
Speaker 1: finding really difficult at the moment, very frustrating, is the
Speaker 1: fact that we talked about school uniforms, talked about the
Speaker 1: cost that we're currently incurring, and she's just losing jumper
Speaker 1: after jumper after jumper. It's a jumper massacret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oscar for some reason, refuses to wear his jumper.
Speaker 2: Like those kids it's not cool enough. He's not.
Speaker 1: There's always that kid who doesn't matter how cold it got,
Speaker 1: they never wore a jumper.
Speaker 2: He's one of them. Yeah, he's one of those kids.
Speaker 2: He's not cold blooded, that's for sure. He's definitely warm blooded,
Speaker 2: like he doesn't need it.
Speaker 1: But he's like a guy could in. He came from Melbourne,
Speaker 1: which made a lot of sense. He never wore a jumper.
Speaker 1: Ian Yeah, Ian in my school. Oh, he was just
Speaker 1: like the one kid he doesn't wear a jumper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because he's like if we're riding
Speaker 2: the bike down. It's cold. You gotta wear it on
Speaker 2: the bike. And he's like, God, I'm not asking you
Speaker 2: that old world hunger.
Speaker 1: Dude, You're blessed having a Chilotte doesn't wear a jumper.
Speaker 2: One less thing to lose.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle.
Speaker 2: Did you get that hat? Bat?
Speaker 1: Which hat?
Speaker 2: Didn't she lose a hat?
Speaker 1: She's lost three hats.
Speaker 2: We keep gaining.
Speaker 1: Hats, dude, Send and oscar this way, just like a
Speaker 1: mate's just picking up Marley. Even she came home without
Speaker 1: her jumper, but her cousin's jumper, which is like three
Speaker 1: sizes too big. So I was like, call my sister.
Speaker 1: I'm like, somehow Marley's got your daughter's jumper. And so
Speaker 1: now I sent her to school two jumpers.
Speaker 2: She came back with three.
Speaker 1: She came back with none, and I was like, where
Speaker 1: are your jumpers? And she's like, what are you talking?
Speaker 1: You're like close and so close, and I'm like, how
Speaker 1: where do you put your jumpers when you take them off?
Speaker 1: And she's like I don't know. And then and I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, listen, jumpers are really expensive when you
Speaker 1: take it off, and I need you to put it
Speaker 1: into your bag. And then she was like, would you
Speaker 1: just stop harassing me about the jumpers? This is bullying
Speaker 1: and she starts.
Speaker 2: Crying and I'm like, oh ah, raw, It's funny when
Speaker 2: they did that, you know the Easter hat parade, but
Speaker 2: before that, they make the Easter hats. So did you
Speaker 2: guys do that at school? So you had to provide
Speaker 2: what you wanted to decorate it with, but they did
Speaker 2: at school. So the instructions were from the school is
Speaker 2: buy the decorations, give them to the kid. The kid
Speaker 2: brings them in and they stay in there like pigeon
Speaker 2: hole until it's time. Okay, oscar no dramas. Lenny Mike's
Speaker 2: kid seemed to be a drama. They sent him to
Speaker 2: school with the decorations, and every day he'd come home
Speaker 2: with them again, and I'd be at the top of
Speaker 2: the I'd be at the top of the school path
Speaker 2: with Sana, Lenny's mom, and she'd be like, I wonder
Speaker 2: if he's going to bring them back, and then you
Speaker 2: see all the kids running up and then you just
Speaker 2: see the Wooli's bag. She was like, I thought I
Speaker 2: told you to leave them there, and he's like I did.
Speaker 2: It's like, why do you have them, He's like, and
Speaker 2: then Oscar's like, I told him to leave him as well.
Speaker 2: And this went on for the two weeks leading up
Speaker 2: to every single day. By the time it got to
Speaker 2: like the last before the hat parade, they had to
Speaker 2: actually do it. The Wooli's bag was so tactic. It's
Speaker 2: just like it had literally gone like five thousand miles
Speaker 2: up and down the school track into the Cabby hole,
Speaker 2: out of the Coby hole, back home with him.
Speaker 1: You just give up, wouldn't you, like, just don't like,
Speaker 1: don't give him to him anymore until like the last day, when.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what ended up happening, and I
Speaker 2: would just like, oh fuck it. I was putting his
Speaker 2: bag on the day of, but it was it was
Speaker 2: two weeks. I remember every time I was at the
Speaker 2: top and I'm like, here he comes so funny, like
Speaker 2: he's just been shopping.
Speaker 1: Hey, I've implemented something which I don't want to say
Speaker 1: is great parenting, but so far it's working. Wonders go on.
Speaker 1: We had an issue at home, the fact that our
Speaker 1: kids love getting out of bed in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, always around midnight one o'clock, come into our
Speaker 1: bed and lately, we've had Lola, we've had Marley, and
Speaker 1: we're just like, this is it's getting too much like
Speaker 1: she'd be Laura and she's pregnant. I have a pregnant
Speaker 1: wife right now and the kids have no regard for
Speaker 1: that pregnancy. They couldn't give a ship. And so what
Speaker 1: do we do here? We need to get these kids
Speaker 1: out of the bed.
Speaker 2: Can I say, please, you don't have a very big bed.
Speaker 1: It's not a big bed.
Speaker 2: Get a king.
Speaker 1: It's a single.
Speaker 2: Get a king. We just stack o. It's just a double.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: We're fitting there. Bro Also, that's an expensive mattress.
Speaker 2: Make it fit.
Speaker 1: I'm not made of money.
Speaker 2: An influence. I just influence your way into one. It's
Speaker 2: not that easy.
Speaker 1: What so we were, You'll have it.
Speaker 2: You'll have a new bed by the end of this episode.
Speaker 1: So we have a rule. Now, the kids, it's not
Speaker 1: sponsored love going to Yochi on a Friday after school.
Speaker 1: Pick them up. Explain to me what yochi Isochi's just
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt with topics you can get like Tella, you
Speaker 1: get sprinkles, you get musk sticks.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a more scientific question? Absolutely is
Speaker 2: frozen yogurt, just yogurt that's frozen. I believe so yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe. So we love it. People love it. My
Speaker 2: mom Nana hates it. So I could buy a tuber
Speaker 2: yogurt freeze it myself and that would you get the
Speaker 2: same result. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've got some yochi here if you'd like some. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: kids love it. They're ubsessed and they it's like crack
Speaker 1: for them and all the kids from school. They go
Speaker 1: there on a Friday, so it's nice pick them up,
Speaker 1: walk down there. So I was like, listen here, your
Speaker 1: little fucker is right before they go to sleep, isn't he.
Speaker 1: I was like, we're going to start on a Monday.
Speaker 1: If you want to get yochi on a Friday.
Speaker 2: Do they know what Monday is?
Speaker 1: Kind of?
Speaker 2: It's like you just like I start today? Yeah? Like
Speaker 2: how many sleeps?
Speaker 1: And I was like, you need to get five stars.
Speaker 1: We're going to do a little chart. Five sleeps, five sleeps.
Speaker 1: The only way for you to get a star is
Speaker 1: by spending the whole night in your bed.
Speaker 2: Love it? What do you? Oh? You got to people?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Bowler is killing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Lola's smashing it. She's doing really well. She
Speaker 1: really wants she is due for a Yochi. Smiley faced
Speaker 1: is today Yochi day? Today is are you on the
Speaker 1: phone talking.
Speaker 2: About to Yochi about someone else? But now I have
Speaker 2: a proper mash. You have another child that doesn't deserve.
Speaker 1: Narlie's like, fuck the Yochi. Right during the week, I
Speaker 1: would say to her, she would hop into bed and
Speaker 1: I'd say, let me just remind you. You have the
Speaker 1: option right now? Is it one in the morning. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can go back into your bed, and remember, if
Speaker 1: you do that, you'll get a star. The star will
Speaker 1: go towards the yogi. If you stay in this bed,
Speaker 1: you will get no stars. No stars for you this evening?
Speaker 1: What would you like it to be? And She's like,
Speaker 1: fuck the Yochi.
Speaker 2: Just let me come bed for She's weighed up the options.
Speaker 2: She knows what she's going to get more value out of.
Speaker 2: Smart Really, have you ever thought about this, please going
Speaker 2: from the Yochi and saying, okay, if Yochi is not
Speaker 2: what's going to get it for you have that we
Speaker 2: just go all the way and go with ice cream
Speaker 2: like gelato dude, the same thing.
Speaker 1: The yoach she lived. Tell you that the position of
Speaker 1: the yochi is actually right next to and they prefer
Speaker 1: the and they prefer the yochi. Yochi is it's hot
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: That's it. I'm investing.
Speaker 1: It is hot property.
Speaker 2: Frozen yogurt. It's cyclical. Sorry, it's cyclical. What the is that?
Speaker 2: Like the cycle of the moon, the cycle of the tides,
Speaker 2: or the menstrual cycles.
Speaker 1: I have been through many cycles of frozen yogurt. I
Speaker 1: remember five years ago they were all shutting down and
Speaker 1: then it just comes back every now they're back. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's happened. I don't know who's controlling these
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt markets. But frozen yogurt is back.
Speaker 2: Cyclical, cyclical. When do you think it's going to go again?
Speaker 1: It's got I think two years in it and then
Speaker 1: it's gone good three at the most.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: But now the issue is ash Marley's only only had
Speaker 1: as you can see two successful nights. Do they have
Speaker 1: to be in a road?
Speaker 2: Do you not start again? Well?
Speaker 1: Because what do we do now? So I picked up
Speaker 1: from school, Do I give her a yochi or or
Speaker 1: do I say I'm sorry, you have to come with
Speaker 1: me with Lola to get the yochi. You don't get
Speaker 1: any yo chi, which will result in a tantrum, which
Speaker 1: will she'll end up getting it, but then she doesn't
Speaker 1: learn the lesson. Then all of a sudden, this is
Speaker 1: what I would call a classic conundrum. Okay, Lola deserves it, obviously,
Speaker 1: what would I do? Dig really deep, tell me, tell me.
Speaker 1: I would give me an insight into how ash parents.
Speaker 2: First of all, I get a whiteboard for this, so I.
Speaker 1: Didn't ask you to critique the system. I asked you
Speaker 1: to just answer, if Marley is deserved.
Speaker 2: It makes the system better, because which will help in
Speaker 2: this situation because you would have rubbed that off the
Speaker 2: board and you can be like, look you've got nune,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and you can start again.
Speaker 2: You can start fresh today, so next week. But now
Speaker 2: you've got stickers involved on perishable paper. What I would do?
Speaker 1: So it's not sustainable, it's not sustainable. It's terrible thinking
Speaker 1: about the clients.
Speaker 2: Well you should be, is yochi? Thinking about the climate.
Speaker 2: I would say you're in for a meltdown. That's one thing.
Speaker 2: If you say no, and I would stick to your guns,
Speaker 2: because if you stick to your guns, you can then
Speaker 2: go right. We're going to cross Marley out here, put
Speaker 2: her down. The next one is this meant to be
Speaker 2: for the third child that's not here yet, Sleep in
Speaker 2: your own bed, and he's yelling at Laura's tummy. Get
Speaker 2: it right back then you can. Oh god, I'm a
Speaker 2: silly boy. You cross that out and you go right, Marley,
Speaker 2: you didn't get Yochi today because of this, Lola does.
Speaker 2: But you've got a chance next week to redeem yourself
Speaker 2: and get that Yochi. And you're just gonna have to
Speaker 2: deal with a meltdown because you can't fold on that
Speaker 2: because it's not a white board, just it's a classic
Speaker 2: Friday RBO. Just push her out in the range. You'll
Speaker 2: get over it. Why don't you do? Oh? Why don't
Speaker 2: you get there? Because I always sneak the kids things
Speaker 2: so the other one doesn't know. So like for example, if.
Speaker 1: Because then if I sneak it it to Lola, then
Speaker 1: she as soon as pick up Marlo, she'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: guess what you missed out on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, they do do that, But then I
Speaker 2: just started calling them lies. He's lying. But it's more. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're in for a meltdown.
Speaker 1: The old star system a tailor as old as time.
Speaker 2: So another option could be which I do this sometimes, Yes,
Speaker 2: is when like, for example, the kids are having dinner
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, look if you eat all your dinner,
Speaker 2: there's a treat at the end, right, similar concept, but
Speaker 2: I always say it's one in all in, So if
Speaker 2: Oscar eats all his dinner, no one gets anything until
Speaker 2: Macy's eaten all of hers.
Speaker 1: So they've got to like cheer each other on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.
Speaker 1: So if Lola wakes up and sees Marley walking out
Speaker 1: with the room in the middle of the night, she'll
Speaker 1: grab her and be like, get the get back to
Speaker 1: bed and don't even think about it.
Speaker 2: But that couldn't It might not work with this situation
Speaker 2: because you don't want to argument in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night, right, as.
Speaker 1: Long as they argue in their room and no room,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like they.
Speaker 1: Want to if they want to go at each other
Speaker 1: fight wake up mys hog tied at the corner of
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I would.
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, I do think about it.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be ideal. If you had to walk into
Speaker 2: that in the middle of the night, I would say
Speaker 2: this this time, I would stand your ground.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I look forward to the kids having yo
Speaker 1: chi tonight, both.
Speaker 2: Of them extra, give them extra. Laura is pregnant. We
Speaker 2: all know this. Now it's out there. We know the gender.
Speaker 2: But we were talking about how I accidentally miss grandparented someone.
Speaker 2: Remember refresh my memory. So I was at a park
Speaker 2: with someone and I was like, is this your grandchild?
Speaker 2: They're like, no, this is my child. Remember.
Speaker 1: Can we just quickly for anyone who missed that episode?
Speaker 1: She was an older parent.
Speaker 2: She looked like an older parent, and ash.
Speaker 1: Ash went up to this mother and then spoke to
Speaker 1: her in a way which I referred to her as
Speaker 1: being the nana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and look what a disgusting I'm only human. It's
Speaker 2: a bad way. But you asked me if I've accidentally
Speaker 2: asked someone if they like accidentally assumed someone was pregnant. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I didn't do that, but I did something that
Speaker 2: I'm not proud of. And I was quite a younger
Speaker 2: man in this situation. So I was like early twenties
Speaker 2: and I was at a friend's house and he having
Speaker 2: people over and well, you know, there's drinks and blah blah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like a party. I am
Speaker 2: familiar with the party. Okay, shut up, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: paint a picture. Okay, make fun of me.
Speaker 1: Little snacks. There were people, there was music.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want you to, okay, well, to be
Speaker 2: anytime gathering.
Speaker 1: It's a gathering.
Speaker 2: It was a funeral. Actually anyway. A friend of a
Speaker 2: friend came, you're very funny, thank you. A friend of
Speaker 2: a friend came to a park. A friend of a
Speaker 2: friend came to this party who I haven't seen in
Speaker 2: a long time. And she walked in and she was
Speaker 2: pregnant and I didn't know that, and yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: regret this. I blurted out, whoa, you're huge.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How big was she?
Speaker 2: Twins? Obviously huge, big pregnant girl.
Speaker 1: But I hadn't she just popped or you hadn't seen
Speaker 1: her for a while.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know she was pregnant. She was a
Speaker 2: friend of a friend, but I knew her and I
Speaker 2: she walked in.
Speaker 1: Spit your drink out, I legit did. I was like,
Speaker 1: but do you know what I would have said if
Speaker 1: I saw her, well you look beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come over here, take you shoes off.
Speaker 1: Ah, anyway, are a foot guy?
Speaker 2: Guilty?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I I just blurted it out. I had no control
Speaker 2: over the situation you have, add I felt horrible afterwards. Also,
Speaker 2: her husband still a husband. He was a police officer,
Speaker 2: and anyway, some time had passed, Like I'm talking months
Speaker 2: had passed. Okay, I have been pulled over for a
Speaker 2: random breath test and guess who it is? The husband? Wow,
Speaker 2: And just in that moment, he happened to be breathalyzing
Speaker 2: me and he was like, remember that time at blah
Speaker 2: blah blah party and we walked fashion and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Bro. It was
Speaker 2: like I remember anyway, and then sent me and I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh fuck. But I felt horrible about it.
Speaker 2: And it was like one of those moments where you're
Speaker 2: like fuck. And I haven't a lot because I blurs
Speaker 2: shit out all the time, but this was a particularly
Speaker 2: bad one. Do you know what. I spent the rest
Speaker 2: of the party groveling to her as well, like some
Speaker 2: sort of sad sack. I don't.
Speaker 1: Groveling over her feet.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like no. I just kept
Speaker 2: saying things like you're not that big, and I was like,
Speaker 2: can I get your drinks? She's like, you're pregnant. Win
Speaker 2: this one, But I was, you know, do you think
Speaker 2: I've ever been around a pregnant person that point?
Speaker 1: I think when you look at a situation like this,
Speaker 1: you have to look at the intent, and I think,
Speaker 1: in a credit to you, you felt bad afterwards. There
Speaker 1: was no intent to offend, and you know you, sometimes
Speaker 1: good people make bad decisions.
Speaker 2: I'm a person. Yes, Oh my god, when we snip
Speaker 2: that up, just please to keep that for later on.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Can I ask you just on
Speaker 1: a side note, I know recently we spoke about the
Speaker 1: fact that I find Laura attractive where April was pregnant
Speaker 1: with Oscar and Macy. How did you view her? Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect you to think about it.
Speaker 2: I was trying to remember. I don't remember. I think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I changed. I was like wow, walking
Speaker 2: in the room, I was like, I just played this
Speaker 2: music over and over time you walked do do do
Speaker 2: do do do do do No. I don't think my
Speaker 2: feelings changed about it at all. I would say that
Speaker 2: I was the same level of attracting. There wasn't a
Speaker 2: stage where I wasn't was like, you're unattractive.
Speaker 1: Another question for you, did you go through a phase
Speaker 1: whilst April was pregnant where she had a heightened sexual appetite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say it was slightly high.
Speaker 1: I really thinking. I remember.
Speaker 2: I remember there was one Austray Day long weekend April
Speaker 2: was very pregnant, Go on Oscar on Macy. I think
Speaker 2: it was Oscar. Yeah, because we wouldn't. We wouldn't have
Speaker 2: left Macy or Oscar behind you go. Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 2: It was a good trip because of the heightened libido
Speaker 2: of my life at the time. Yeah. Actually, I do
Speaker 2: recall that specifically that weekend, but I'm not gonna site
Speaker 2: here be like she couldn't keep off, especially when I'm
Speaker 2: saying things like wow, like explain to me. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say my that my feelings and everything around
Speaker 2: that time were at the same. I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a real thing. People keep
Speaker 1: messaging me being like, has Laura had that little that
Speaker 1: little window where she gets super frisky And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, No, I don't think we will it happened?
Speaker 1: Is it coming?
Speaker 2: But pregnant? It's like people just dming new pictures of
Speaker 2: their bellies now that I wish kidding? What about I
Speaker 2: get like a little hairy snail. You've seen those, like
Speaker 2: they're really pregnant ladies. And because it's.
Speaker 1: Obviously I don't, I don't see that asht. What I
Speaker 1: see is someone said in a comment, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. It's like an artist stepping back and admiring
Speaker 1: their work. Yeah, it's like a builder, a builder looking
Speaker 1: back at the Eiffel Tower. I mean, like I created that.
Speaker 2: You just step back, bring a level.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 2: It's blum perfect, It's blum. Anyway, I felt like I
Speaker 2: needed to tell you that because it helps me close
Speaker 2: the circle of my traumas to be able to talk
Speaker 2: about how I fat chamed a pregnant lady accident.
Speaker 1: I thought. I thought when you told me there was
Speaker 1: a scenario with someone who was pregnant, I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to tell me that. You were like, when's
Speaker 1: the June And she's like when you No, thank God,
Speaker 1: have you done that?
Speaker 2: No? Thank Heaven, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So you are a good guy.
Speaker 2: Deep deep, deep down, Matt, should we go into parents. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's time for paraunt. I said it like you did,
Speaker 2: parahant pah.
Speaker 1: We do have to apologize for the fact that we've
Speaker 1: been teasing an intro jingle for this segment for a
Speaker 1: very long time and it hasn't happened.
Speaker 2: It will.
Speaker 1: We keep running out of time. We had a long lunch,
Speaker 1: have a long lunch, and we are we have no
Speaker 1: one to blame but ourselves.
Speaker 3: But it'll happen next week, next week. Promise, next week happened.
Speaker 3: This one comes from Angela. Thank you Angela for writing in.
Speaker 3: Huge thanks, huge, huge thank you. She says, it's very short,
Speaker 3: but punchy.
Speaker 1: What's the deal?
Speaker 2: What's the deal with school drop offs? Absolute carnage.
Speaker 1: It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: It is a nightmare. I feel like it's been a
Speaker 2: nightmare for decades.
Speaker 1: Also, we have to take a moment and just think
Speaker 1: about all the parents who have kids in KINDI where
Speaker 1: it's not just drop and go. It's like a drop
Speaker 1: walk in. It's a debarcle handover. It's yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know you guys still walking in.
Speaker 2: No, only only this week because it was the first
Speaker 2: week back and he was it was raining, just nothing
Speaker 2: really aligned for him, and he was.
Speaker 1: Just a bit How many car parks do you have
Speaker 1: outside your school?
Speaker 2: Well, we don't. We've got, like I'll try and explain
Speaker 2: it as best as possible. Is a this is a
Speaker 2: visual no, this is an audio medium. Very good, thank you.
Speaker 2: So they've got car parks like proper ones where it's
Speaker 2: a curb to read, a curb curb, and then they've
Speaker 2: got like a separate section which is just like curb
Speaker 2: side drop off.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've got like the two tier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the problem is at the top there of
Speaker 2: the school is kindergarten as well, like separate like a
Speaker 2: like a only about children whatever they call it, so
Speaker 2: that you're competing with that too. Yeah, but the street
Speaker 2: itself really narrow, and people try and go up and
Speaker 2: turn around and come back, and it is chaos. Thankfully,
Speaker 2: I ride the bike most of the time, but when
Speaker 2: you drive, you've got to give yourself an extra twenty minute.
Speaker 1: There's got to be some level of exemption at my school.
Speaker 1: I don't know if yours is the same, but at
Speaker 1: our school they always have pretty much i'd say like
Speaker 1: three or four out of the five days of the
Speaker 1: week for drop offs in the morning and pick up
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. They have parking inspectors. Oh, hovering, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got one, give me a break.
Speaker 2: It's a two minute it's a two minute. It's a
Speaker 2: two minute drop off usually yeah, yeah, yeah. But like also,
Speaker 2: if I saw a parking expector being like, okay, let
Speaker 2: me just time you right now.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, come on, man, come on, don't
Speaker 1: get don't get the hard working, tired, exhausted parents like
Speaker 1: we're doing our best, we're hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 1: They get the people who are fucking down at the
Speaker 1: beach and parking there for hours, and then like the
Speaker 1: real criminals. You know, there should be there should be,
Speaker 1: it should be agreed. That's school to just I get
Speaker 1: if you're parking for like hours and a no stopping zone,
Speaker 1: I get it, you know, but come on, I.
Speaker 2: Think like you're right, especially if it's like a drop
Speaker 2: and go situation. It's like, okay, we'll give some room
Speaker 2: for you to be able to actually get out of
Speaker 2: the car, walk them the thirty or forty feet or
Speaker 2: whatever it might be so they're comfortable. But there would
Speaker 2: be and you know that there would be parents at
Speaker 2: whatever school. It is who's like enforcing be quicker and
Speaker 2: be those people out there, And if you are that
Speaker 2: fucking person, pull your fucking head.
Speaker 1: Would you like have a good hard look at you
Speaker 1: have a good hard stone, look at yourself in the
Speaker 1: mirror and ask if you're fighting the good fight or not?
Speaker 2: Because you're not, Because you're absolutely not. And it's like people.
Speaker 1: Who you're going to one day wake up and realize that,
Speaker 1: actually I don't want to attack him too much.
Speaker 2: I let's get after him. You know who you are, You're.
Speaker 1: Going to have the guilt of knowing that you're on
Speaker 1: the wrong side of history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, because like I feel like there it would
Speaker 2: be there would be those parents that would write to
Speaker 2: the school going this number plate, this number plate, this
Speaker 2: number plate, they they parked for five minutes instead of
Speaker 2: two minutes. If that's you, you're the fucking worst person
Speaker 2: that exists.
Speaker 1: We did have a my primary school, we did have
Speaker 1: a system which it wasn't ideal for like when you
Speaker 1: had to take your child inside the school grounds, but
Speaker 1: it was like there was like a holding pen almost
Speaker 1: of cars where then they would get sent in one
Speaker 1: by one to do like like stop kiss store open go, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And it was like explained, it was like a known thing.
Speaker 1: There was there was a very thorough process, and so
Speaker 1: you could funnel through a really high volume of cars.
Speaker 2: That is outstanding.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think the principle was he was
Speaker 1: very like methodical and how he planned. I try not
Speaker 1: to do a miile farving.
Speaker 2: It's like, there's got to be something. There's got to
Speaker 2: be something. I think. I feel like in general as
Speaker 2: a human population, we neglect our parking situation a lot
Speaker 2: around schools, especially around schools, but for example, what do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, I'm thinking this is much bigger than just schools.
Speaker 2: This is the bigger deal. For example, I went to
Speaker 2: Movie World and you went to Movie World too? Did
Speaker 2: you have to park there? I did?
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: It is a debarcle, like they never heard of storied
Speaker 2: car parks up there. It's just like one big fucking field.
Speaker 1: You know, you're parking.
Speaker 2: Literally, my shoes were muddy before I even got to
Speaker 2: the to the park. I was like, well, I got
Speaker 2: to turn around now and go home. It's stack them
Speaker 2: up anyway. Do you think schools could stack them up too?
Speaker 2: What do you mean like have like a like a
Speaker 2: a like a mall situation. Well no, no, you couldn't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: No, we got to get moving.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Sorry, okay, anyway, good rant, and there needs
Speaker 2: to be a solution.
Speaker 1: This is from Anna, She says, Hey, sorry, hello, Anna,
Speaker 1: I apologize as a mother of three under three. God
Speaker 1: send help, she says, absolutely if we knew where you were, said,
Speaker 1: I want to share a pair rant that I'm particularly
Speaker 1: passionate about seeing it. Sister, why the f just swear, Ana,
Speaker 1: It's fine, we're Why the fuck aren't all parks fully fenced?
Speaker 2: Question Mark, very good question.
Speaker 1: I just want to sit and have a coffee while
Speaker 1: my kids are running Mark without fear of them running
Speaker 1: under the road, are going for a swim? Because most
Speaker 1: parks have ponds while we're out at what do you mean.
Speaker 2: Most parks have ponds in BONDI maybe we don't have
Speaker 2: any ponds in our parks. You've got ponds they're fishing there.
Speaker 1: Well that's centennial par.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Shut up, while we're out at. All parks should have
Speaker 1: a coffee van. I feel like most do.
Speaker 2: Hang on, you've got ponds and coffee vans. Well, what's next?
Speaker 2: Foot rubs?
Speaker 1: Why are you all about the feet today?
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to wrap my head around these
Speaker 2: parks you're going to.
Speaker 1: No, I do you think you're picking out the parts?
Speaker 1: Obviously you want to go somewhere that has the facilities
Speaker 1: to cater to your knee. So you're going to a
Speaker 1: park knowing that there's a cafe close by. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so, yeah, feet, I agree. Fence in the parks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a I think it should be mandatory,
Speaker 2: like you fence a pool, your fence around your house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: your fence everything. They fence them in at school. Now,
Speaker 2: might as well fence them into a park, make everything
Speaker 2: into a prison. Why not.
Speaker 1: Listen to questions?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of here. Ash Okay, I got
Speaker 1: the first one here from a Amanda. She asks, how
Speaker 1: do you introduce your children to their new sibling?
Speaker 2: Very good question, Very good. When we had Macy in
Speaker 2: the hospital that we had Macy in during because it
Speaker 2: was a planned c section, were there for a couple
Speaker 2: of days after the recovery for April. But they have
Speaker 2: a class all about this, and they have an expert
Speaker 2: in there giving you tips.
Speaker 1: Like what do they say, like get the blanket from
Speaker 1: a newborn baby.
Speaker 2: No, it was like it was a lot around.
Speaker 1: Not attention.
Speaker 2: Attention you want to say neglecting, because that's that's criminal.
Speaker 2: It's more like filling the other child's cup. And one
Speaker 2: of the tips that we got was that was a
Speaker 2: bit cheeky, was when you give your eldest child a cuddle,
Speaker 2: don't be the first to let go. So, for example,
Speaker 2: I cuddle you, not a get your compliant for the cuddle.
Speaker 2: There's consent, So can I have a cuddle? Yes, and
Speaker 2: you hold on until they go. I'm like because it's
Speaker 2: like then they go. But we do it and my
Speaker 2: kids are so clingy.
Speaker 4: It's like like, why are we going to let go
Speaker 4: for fuck say, especially with April and oscar Oscars, Like
Speaker 4: A was like, oh, I can't give me a cuddle
Speaker 4: and then it's like okay, she might like release and
Speaker 4: he's like lashed on her arm and he's like, well, this.
Speaker 2: Is us for the rest of the day. Then was
Speaker 2: so that was one of the tips that back We
Speaker 2: didn't backfire. It just my kids are too clinging.
Speaker 1: I never heard that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, there's a whole class thank you. The whole class.
Speaker 2: So when you have your third, just hug the other
Speaker 2: ones for as long as you can. There he is,
Speaker 2: I'm precious. Next question. Hopefully that answers your question, Amanda, Okay,
Speaker 2: I have. This is from anonymous Matt. What's the lamest
Speaker 2: injury you've ever got? Talking domestic?
Speaker 1: Look, you get to a certain age now that I'm
Speaker 1: itching towards forty. There I said it. You are, thank you.
Speaker 1: You are also in that bracket you are, And once
Speaker 1: you get to this age, injuries all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you know they're not reserved for situations where you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, having a car crash that's falling off.
Speaker 2: The stuff, you know, all the cool stuff that I'll.
Speaker 1: Kill you becomes so much easier to attain.
Speaker 2: An injury.
Speaker 1: I've just gotten over one recently. I mean the big one,
Speaker 1: you know, was like you sleep in a weird position,
Speaker 1: you wake up and you can't move your neck. But
Speaker 1: I had a scenario where I went for a swim
Speaker 1: in the ocean, and as I sometimes like to do,
Speaker 1: I give a flick.
Speaker 2: Because you've got hair, bit of hair. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: just you're trying to be hot never.
Speaker 1: And so I got out of the water and I
Speaker 1: gave a flick and went.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, and I was like help, help.
Speaker 1: That was almost on bond I rescue.
Speaker 2: I flicked my beautiful lush just there and now my
Speaker 2: neck out.
Speaker 1: It's a back injury. You can never be too you
Speaker 1: can never.
Speaker 2: Be too short. Lay down like wet on the board
Speaker 2: and roll you on one side, put the board on,
Speaker 2: roll you back.
Speaker 1: It lasted for a good five days until I got
Speaker 1: a complete movement back, hapening on panetol like every single day.
Speaker 2: Seeing the physio what happened, and she's like nothing, just
Speaker 2: old man.
Speaker 1: I attacked my bed.
Speaker 2: I have one, which I'm not proud of at all. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll set the scene for you. I can. I'll be
Speaker 2: quick because I know you've got time constraints, constraints. I'll
Speaker 2: be really quick. So I was when Macy was just born.
Speaker 2: And we're living in a complex where the car park
Speaker 2: for the complexes in the middle and it's wrapped around
Speaker 2: with buildings. Okay, so I've gone via KFC and picked
Speaker 2: up a Zinger box for myself. Okay, it's in the
Speaker 2: passenger seat. I get home, I park in this in
Speaker 2: this car park and I lean over to get the KFC,
Speaker 2: throw my back out, I'm stuck in This is not
Speaker 2: made I'm not making this up at all. So you
Speaker 2: know I threw my back out. I'm stuck in this position.
Speaker 2: I can't move, okay, frozen. I'm frozen, if you will
Speaker 2: very good. Anyway, I thankfully have Bluetooth, so I've managed
Speaker 2: a Bluetooth call April, who's got Macy and Macy only,
Speaker 2: and it echoes through the buildings, the phone ringing in
Speaker 2: the bluetooth okay, and I'll go on, can you come
Speaker 2: and help me out of the car. I've thrown my
Speaker 2: back out trying to get KFC off the passenger seat,
Speaker 2: and April just bursts into tears, laughing, and it's echoing
Speaker 2: throughout the whole thing. At this point, people have come
Speaker 2: out onto their balconies to look at the commotion, to
Speaker 2: look at the commotion, and April runs out, baby in hand,
Speaker 2: she's breastfeeding, okay, to try and help me, try and
Speaker 2: help me out of the car anyway, so she's had to.
Speaker 2: She was like, just let go of the KFC, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you're right, and then I backed out. Anyway.
Speaker 2: For the next week, I was flat on my back
Speaker 2: with my I slept on the floor with my legs
Speaker 2: up on the couch all because of a zinger box
Speaker 2: that I desperately needed delicious and it was cold. I
Speaker 2: was like, quick, get me inside, it's going cold.
Speaker 1: Getting old sucks genuine out there. Who's under the age
Speaker 1: of thirty savor every second, No, no sudden twists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before you know what, you'll be as pathetic as me.
Speaker 2: But do you know now? What I do is if
Speaker 2: I ever have anything in the passenger seat, I actually
Speaker 2: get out walk around.
Speaker 1: I learned, especially as food. I'm like, I don't need
Speaker 1: that again, what are you training for? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Ash?
Speaker 1: Yes, If any listeners have any questions, if there's something
Speaker 1: a topic they would like us to give our a
Speaker 1: nine or they have a pair rant parent, where should
Speaker 1: they send it to?
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