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Speaker 1: Matt Before we get into the episode today, I just

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Speaker 1: want to wish all the mothers out there a happy

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Speaker 1: Mother's Day for Sunday. Just gone. Absolutely. My mum's in

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Speaker 1: town at the moment, just sort of stuck in town.

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Speaker 1: It's a long story. And also April's mum. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you knew that. I had my suspicions, So

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Speaker 1: happy Mother's Day. You're doing a fantastic job to all

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Speaker 1: the mums out there.

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Speaker 2: I also want to say to all the moms out there,

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Speaker 2: thank you. I hope you had a fantastic Mother's Day,

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Speaker 2: in particular my beautiful wife Laura, my mother. Raising a

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Speaker 2: family is incredibly hard, but the two of you do

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Speaker 2: an amazing job. I love you so thank you.

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Speaker 1: We do.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your service. Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 1: I am Mattie Jay and I'm at.

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 2: the bad, and the related. If you have come wanting

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Speaker 2: any type of advice, this is the wrong podcast for you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, hey, before we do get into it, I was

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Speaker 1: away on the weekend. I went to a wedding and

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Speaker 1: at the wedding they had a beer package which was

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Speaker 1: subpar for me. I will say, if they're listening, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry they didn't have stone wood. Okay, they had stonewood there.

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Speaker 1: I had to pay for it. Oh, that wasn't included.

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Speaker 1: That's cheeky, that's cheeky. I get it, like people went

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Speaker 1: with different packages because different tastes. It's not catered for me.

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Speaker 2: But also it's very sneaky. It's like saying, would you

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Speaker 2: like a glass of water? We have gut of water

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Speaker 2: for free. So we have ice sparkling, which is gonna

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Speaker 2: question money, And.

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Speaker 1: It was ten bucks a beer because it was an establishment.

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Speaker 1: So I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on beers

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Speaker 1: that day at a wedding, and I gave him a

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Speaker 1: wedding gift.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you bring your own just up rock up

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Speaker 2: with a carton of stone woods.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but that leads me into what we're drinking today,

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Speaker 1: which is specific gale and it is stone and wood

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Speaker 1: of course ah barn being a bottle. It is bar

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Speaker 1: and bay cheers. So just like it tasted on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Question for you, We've given a few different scenarios of

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Speaker 2: where the beer tastes better. We have barbecue at home,

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Speaker 2: we have the football. Where does the wedding rank in

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Speaker 2: improving that to what?

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Speaker 1: After a subpar crispy laga that they had going on there,

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Speaker 1: and it was worth every cent it was up there

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Speaker 1: because everyone was walking around with their crap bins. But

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Speaker 1: I just have to pay for it.

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Speaker 2: But then that money then gets that you spent gets

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Speaker 2: reinvested in the podcast. So it's just the cycle of

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Speaker 2: life keeps.

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Speaker 1: Going of life. So we would like to thank Stonewood

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Speaker 1: for making this episode possible.

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Speaker 2: Cheers, Cheers to you, Cheers to us, Cheers to them,

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Speaker 2: Cheers to all of us. Ash before I forget, we

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Speaker 2: have something very exciting that we've come up with. If

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Speaker 2: you would like to get your hands in a free

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Speaker 2: case of stone, would beer? All you have to do

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Speaker 2: is put a story up on so media of you

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Speaker 2: listening to the pod tag us Tagstone and Wood, and

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Speaker 2: we'll pick one person per week to have a case

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Speaker 2: of b sent directly to the home. But we'll put

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Speaker 2: those details in the show notes. How are you man,

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Speaker 2: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: We did go away, like I said, we did go

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Speaker 1: on holidays. Well okay, let me stop.

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Speaker 2: We am seeing that wedding. No, I was just relaxing.

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Speaker 1: I was just an enjoyer of weddings. It was a

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Speaker 1: lovely wedding. I shouldn't I shouldn't shit on them. It

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Speaker 1: was a lovely wedding, great view, great outlook. But it

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Speaker 1: was a wedding in which we didn't take the children.

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Speaker 1: So of course we got to travel without the kids together.

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Speaker 1: April and I have for the weekend just solo. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: It takes a little while to acclimatize that new environment.

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Speaker 2: It's like you've forgotten your keys or something like something's missing.

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Speaker 1: was googling something quite suspicious. Matthew, what do you think

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Speaker 2: I think you like, I still don't know was.

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Speaker 1: It was it?

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Speaker 2: Did you like a bottle of water, like a therapy water?

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Speaker 1: What a women like to bring them all? No?

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Speaker 2: No, they like it's a comfort, Give me one second.

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Speaker 2: An emotional support water bottle?

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Speaker 2: No, it's an emotional support water bottle. What's the difference?

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Speaker 2: It provides emotional support. How the bigger the water bottle,

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Speaker 1: And she was googling if she can take sex toys

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Speaker 1: through carry on? What kind of sex toys.

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Speaker 2: Is she bringing ones that have like serrated edges and

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Speaker 1: She was worried that she was going to get it

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Amy Gerard. She just had the one. But

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Speaker 1: you doing? And she's googling can I take sex toys? On?

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Speaker 1: Carry on? And what was Google telling her? We didn't

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Speaker 1: get that? Viger put a stop to that immediately.

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Speaker 2: Never tries to google, first and foremost.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I was guaranteed I was getting some

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Speaker 1: was like, come on, just stack my bag for me.

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Speaker 1: I was like, pretend it's your bag.

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Speaker 2: But also, do you think that the way that you

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Speaker 2: I'm not carrying it, you carry it, do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: Security would have been looking at the two of you

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Speaker 1: I said, let's just let's just get it out, and

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Speaker 2: You guys are like showing all the signs for suspicious

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Speaker 1: Carrying something that cavity search. You didn't get it, No,

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Speaker 2: Do you think the guy sitting there in the chair

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Speaker 2: do you reckon? He could have seen that thing and he.

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Speaker 1: Would have seen that next to a bottle of a

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Speaker 1: imagine that they would have to deal with that scenario

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Speaker 1: a lot, right, be like people just go on to

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Speaker 1: Carrol On especially it's like two people, you know, like

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Speaker 1: So if you operate one of those machines, what have

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Speaker 3: Look, if you've seen one of those fists, there's big, black,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not getting any because of it. In a

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Speaker 1: second a second, No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: Here's tricky. It is tricky when you're away from the

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Speaker 2: the one hand, you're like, oh, man, i'm child free,

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Speaker 2: I can let LuSE, I can have fun, I can party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Aka, there's a scale. Yeah, So April always says

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Speaker 1: she wants to be at peak performance. She's an athlete. Happening,

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Speaker 1: it's not happening after you've had a couple of drinks.

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Speaker 2: She takes pride in her work, and I like that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it's like a next day thing. But

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Speaker 1: also we were sharing an airbnb with another couple, so

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Speaker 1: it's like she's also trying to be discreet. I don't

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Speaker 2: And you are quite loud.

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Speaker 1: I'm allowed, man, Yeah, yeah, I love that. You're like,

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Speaker 1: So that's how I am. Can I ask? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Can I ask? If I may?

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Speaker 1: And I do? What is this?

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Speaker 2: It's fluff on the table, could be my cat's fur.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask? And I don't want to pry too

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Speaker 2: much into your private life. I know April doesn't really

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Speaker 1: She's so sick of being embarrassed. But yes, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Put this one on you. Then do you do you

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Speaker 2: do much? How do you say? Dirty talk in the bedroom?

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Speaker 1: Nothing? What am I going to say? Oh? Those dishes

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Speaker 1: really need a good clean And I mean no, come back.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't give like a little bit

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Speaker 2: of some something you know, like you ever give.

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Speaker 1: Like is this a sex podcast?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm also I'm not one to be very vocal

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Speaker 2: in the bedroom. Every now and then I sometimes give

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Speaker 2: like a oh, like that's great, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Awkward, but no, do you know what makes it even

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Speaker 1: more awkward? What's that?

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Speaker 2: Or Like recently, recently, Laura and I we were intimate

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Speaker 2: if you will, if you will, and and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to throw some some get

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Speaker 2: some words out, I'm going to say some things. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to like, you know, I just I feel like

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Speaker 2: Laura really likes it.

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Speaker 2: My garment gives me that reading and four minutes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So Laura couldn't believe it. Laura was like, I'm up

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Speaker 2: and recently, on Laura's podcast Life un Cut, she has

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Speaker 1: She's essentially blamed.

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Speaker 2: She's blaming the technology. I mean, someone is reputable as garment.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how long they've been in operation. I

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Speaker 1: At the morment.

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Speaker 2: I know you do, but also you and Laura both

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Speaker 2: She's just you're cut from the same cloth.

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Speaker 1: She's you can't okay it's been attached to your wrist

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Speaker 2: I will say, I will say deep sleep two hours

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Speaker 1: How long?

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Speaker 1: How dare she? You'll have a dig at you? I can,

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Speaker 1: I can see her face right now. Just be like, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not true. I was up hoops of times.

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Speaker 2: She rips the garment off, smashes it on the ground.

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Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. The garment doesn't lie. Bro, You're awake six

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Speaker 2: Does he ever say, Daddy, come in line in bed

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Speaker 1: No, he's he can't because he's in my He thinks

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Speaker 2: He never asks you to come into his bed.

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Speaker 1: So much? Is that what looks like.

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Speaker 2: Lola does a thing rarely happens with me, happens always

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Speaker 2: Was waiting for her to say, not you you're prick.

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Speaker 1: Where's mom?

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Speaker 2: That didn't happen. It's not long enough to be she

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Speaker 2: like it smells like a little bit desperation. It comes

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Speaker 5: Did you just turn the light and goes because then

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Speaker 5: I don't want to stuff this up, did you? I

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Speaker 2: She's also very particular where she's like she's got little

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Speaker 1: Get Yeah, the more I want it. I know that's

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Speaker 2: But I got into bed with her, and it was

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Speaker 2: It's not when it's if. But I was like, every

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Speaker 1: How are you fitness in four minutes? I don't know?

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Speaker 2: This is before I went to bed. Okay, sorry, So

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Speaker 2: I was like whoa, No, this was like I was

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Speaker 2: the kids wake up. Oh yeah, I want to those scenarios.

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Speaker 2: I was in bed with her. I got like forty

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Speaker 2: But there's a reason, Ash, there is a reason why

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Speaker 1: Is this a visual? I'm going to get to see something.

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Speaker 2: This, my friend, is a visual and we will put

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Speaker 2: this on socials because maybe there are some parents out

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Speaker 2: if you can figure out what the heck is.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's you.

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Speaker 2: You go.

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Speaker 1: So handsome? Oh don't who have you got Therekay? Is

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Speaker 1: Eat you your dog? He's gonna eat me. So the

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Speaker 2: I have to pretend to be a dog, and it

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Speaker 2: works like a charm. It's it's unbelievable. Never seen hold

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Speaker 1: You get down on a little floors.

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Speaker 2: She loves to ride me. Oh my god, it's but

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Speaker 2: nothing has been more effective.

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Speaker 1: She who gave you this tip?

436
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 2: It kind of just wire playing one day and I

437
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 2: kind of just organically fell into the role of the dog.

438
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 2: And then from that moment on I saw she her

439
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: eyes lit up and she was like, ah my puppy,

440
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 2: And I was like, got four buses? Yeah, first a cat.

441
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 2: Now the guy who owns me is starting to act

442
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 2: like a dog in his grass. I can't I got

443
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: three legs. Lola can't get enough of me. That's good

444
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 2: as a dog. So I read her a bedtime story

445
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 2: and I'm like.

446
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: A leg would you completely ruined it? Yeah? I mean

447
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 1: it is concerning telling her friends going, Dad's lost it.

448
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 2: No, I reckon lost, I reckon She she loves it.

449
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: She's like this pathetic guy. She's like, I've managed to

450
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: get him to pretend to be a dog, and he's

451
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: fucking taking a hook line and Sinker took the bit

452
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 2: and she's like, he's such a loser, he will do anything.

453
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: They're at Kindy now, sitting around the blocks going guess what.

454
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: She's like, Yeah, you couldn't believe. I get him eating

455
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 2: outside now from a dog bowl. He can't ship or

456
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: piss inside the house. Him and Buster just keeps coming

457
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: back for more. I've noticed if you have a dog

458
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 2: bed in the bedroom, must be mine. That's mine. So

459
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: if ever she's having a tantrum, it's a little it takes.

460
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: Is that why you barked at me when I came in?

461
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so. I'm in character now. I bit the

462
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 2: postman when he came yesterday, just to impress.

463
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: Lola, poor buster. The things we do, the things you do,

464
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: the things you have to do to gain the love

465
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: of your child, And honestly, you've really scraped the bottom

466
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: of the barrel. I'll stop at nothing. That's good to know. Yeah,

467
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: she was very sweet to you. I could see she's

468
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: very sweet. It's good to know she's like that nice

469
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Speaker 1: to animals. But she's got it in her. She does

470
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Speaker 1: have it in it. Just not going to be with

471
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Speaker 1: a dog for the rest of your her eighteenth birthday

472
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Speaker 1: walking down the wedding Very good. Marley and Oscar like

473
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: the same age, and Oscar hasn't quite understand that. Attitude

474
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: and tone also comes into it when you're conversing with someone.

475
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: So I'm chatting with you. If I was like a

476
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: good one, bro, You're like, oh, tone was off. Tone

477
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: was off. If I said good one, bro, you'd be like,

478
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 1: I love that, love that or something like that. So

479
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: Ostri quite hasn't worked it out, but he started to

480
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: do this thing, which it's rude. It's it's fucking rude.

481
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: But he doesn't know that, So I don't know if

482
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: Marley does it too. And it's about the tone in

483
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: which he converses with me. And I'll try and give

484
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: you an example and see where you can pick up

485
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. So normal person would say, hey,

486
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: are we going to the park? Question? Very monotoned, straight

487
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: out yeah, no attitude, Yes, no question. He's picked up

488
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: this thing where he goes, are we going to the

489
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: park or not? I love that, But he does it

490
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: with everything. He'd be like he was like eating rice

491
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: bubbles and he was like, oh, can I have some more? Please?

492
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 1: Really lovely? I was like yeah. He was like, are

493
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: you gonna me some moral not just adding the or not?

494
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: Such like or not? Should I just give up? Wanting

495
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: an extra bit of milk? He said this morning because

496
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: we were talking about what he wants his birthday, because

497
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 1: his birthday's coming up, and that's cool. He said, you're

498
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: gonna get me a president or not? That's exactly what

499
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: he said. But he doesn't know it's it's it's he

500
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: doesn't understand the tone in the conversation.

501
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: How do you explain this to him.

502
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: I can't. I even have tried to sass him back

503
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: and be like, bro, he takes that as a yes

504
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: because I've said, Okay, I love how like you've got.

505
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: You've got two ways of dealing with it. You can

506
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 2: sit him down and explain the right and wrong way

507
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 2: to use tone, and you're like.

508
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: Because that'll just would you relax? Bro? Yeah, he's four,

509
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: He's not going to understand here we walking around his

510
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: inflections of his way off. He'd be like one of

511
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: those kids that one of those people grow up with

512
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: like a weird inflection where they just like, don't don't

513
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: quite hit the highd hod on the conversation. So I

514
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: feel like if I sass him back and half he'll

515
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: be like, what's with the chude? And you can be like,

516
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: I'm glad, do you bring it up?

517
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: Or just building his arsenal of tone he's.

518
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: Now yeah, he was like he was. Are you gonna

519
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: hug me or not? Are you gonna cuddle me or not?

520
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: I'll see if I can get some footage of him

521
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: to like how direct it's the or not, especially like

522
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: the most simplest thing. He's like, you're gonna help me

523
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: with my shoes or not. But as like as Malia know,

524
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: the only thing that she does.

525
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's just something that's ingrained in

526
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 2: us that isn't necessarily taught. It just happens over time.

527
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 2: But she rolls her eyes. Oscar he's the worst at

528
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: that rolls attitude. It's unacceptable. Maybe like maybe I don't

529
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: know if other kids are doing it.

530
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: He's so good at it too, those young eyes.

531
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: There's young, so flexible. Literally in the back of it,

532
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: like you shipping a season. She's just disgusted in me

533
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: trying to get it ready for bed. But if I say,

534
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 2: if I say all right, my TV is going off,

535
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 2: it's time for the bar, She's like.

536
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: Where did this come from? And then you're just gonna

537
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: wait for it to be like are we gonna have

538
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: ice cream or not? Or no or no. It's it's

539
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: a very American thing. They go is that right or no?

540
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: Lola is going to be like are you going to

541
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: be a dog or not?

542
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: Are you going to be a dog or not? Get

543
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: back into it. They need to work on their attitude.

544
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: These kids, speaking of attitude, should be going to our

545
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: favorite segment, which is petty couples please or not? Are

546
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: we going to do this segment or not? Peddy couple,

547
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: welcome down the street, Petty couple, they.

548
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: Kind of like with me couple, I love you.

549
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: But no one can push me quite like you let

550
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: me in on your humor. Man, I hope you will say.

551
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: I fucking love this segment so much because I am

552
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: a very petty person you are as you picked up.

553
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: People always ask me what's Ash like, and I say,

554
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 2: he's he's lovely, but he's very petty.

555
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: He's very petty, and I honestly I love it the

556
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: repercussions of it down the track when they say Karma,

557
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: I almost welcome kamas a bitch. I should know I'm better.

558
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jojo sewell, what's up?

559
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: Great new song? Get stream, get my poet.

560
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: Anyone who's not watching eight hours of TikTok a day

561
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: must be very confused right now?

562
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, anyway, let's get back to it. To Macca.

563
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: This one's from Macca. How Macca says, my husband is

564
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: petty whenever we argue, so much so that he builds

565
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: a pillow for between us in the bed so he

566
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: can't see me or we can't touch it.

567
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: I love that.

568
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: Talk about talk about a child. She says, I have

569
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: a variation of this. Go On, I get the ships

570
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,719
Speaker 1: with April watching TV in bed on her phone and

571
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: then turning all the lights out to get like the

572
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: mood for herself. But I'm trying to sleep, okay, And

573
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: I get.

574
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: The headphones in or a blue light. The other day

575
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: she was doing it.

576
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: And I've set up a pillow fort across where my

577
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: head is so if she turns around, you can see

578
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: my body.

579
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: But I love that. Who knew those skills we learn

580
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: as six year olds building forts would come in handy

581
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 2: when we're married.

582
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the only time does come in.

583
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: We have like a limit on the number of pillows

584
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: in our bed.

585
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm only allowed one pillow. You're allowed one pillow, one pillow. Yeah.

586
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: When I sleep, just so you know, I sleep my

587
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 2: elbows out, and so I pushed the pillow. So Laura

588
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: has got me on a She's rationed me to one

589
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: pillow in the bedroom.

590
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: Hey, what's your pillow preference firm or something? I've had that. Oh,

591
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: this is going to be disgusting. Go on, I've had

592
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: the same pillow for the whole time.

593
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: I've been with April thirteen years. How yellow stained is it?

594
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: It's not. It's like a foam pillow. Okay, okay with

595
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: a mesh out one.

596
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: Does it have a use by date? Because some pillows

597
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: now have like you should. It's a marketing plot. Hey,

598
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: this one is from anonymous. You can I just I

599
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: will remind people anonymous or not, Matt, they are anymous.

600
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: You don't have to give your details. Some people, as

601
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: I can appreciate.

602
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: They want to stay.

603
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 2: And there are a few couples, a few couples who listen,

604
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 2: both listening and I can imagine hearing in your partner.

605
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: The kids that are listening in the car now as

606
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: it's great that they're talking about parents to this kid.

607
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: So they are anonymous, they say my us here we go.

608
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: My husband listens hello, so you can't say my name.

609
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: He's a five fo worker and he always likes to

610
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: get one last bit of sexy time in before he

611
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: flies out.

612
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: That's completely fair.

613
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: Go so in his last day, when the kids are

614
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: at school, you know, or during daycare, that's the time

615
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: for this sexy time business time. However, if he annoys

616
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: me during the week, for example, if he goes fishing

617
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:33,479
Speaker 2: and he hasn't done his jobs around the house, sexy

618
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: time is not going to happen. So she says, I

619
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 2: purposely booked something in during his desired sexy time window

620
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 2: and say it's the only time they had left and explain,

621
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: you know, I can't take the kids when you're gone,

622
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: so this is my only time to do it.

623
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: Take that clever, clever. And also April says that to me,

624
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: the realization there, it's the only time they could do

625
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: it. It's the only time they could fit me in. Oh really,

626
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: do you know what next time she says that to me,

627
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to ring the place and be like, I

628
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: heard this is the only time you can fit her in.

629
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: I reckon.

630
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: They'd be like, it's a husband, just make a make

631
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: up a story code red.

632
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: Should we go into questions?

633
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: May actually before we go into listening questions A really

634
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: quick one. With your breakfast with the kids in the morning,

635
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: do you give them an option or do you just

636
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 2: make their breakfast and they get what they're given?

637
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: Well, Oscar would say, you gonna give us options or not?

638
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: Little little kid, a little bastard, I give them options.

639
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: I usually would say, what do you want for breakfast, Macy.

640
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: The answer is usually so, which is toast. I got that, okay,

641
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: But lately she's like just gonna kill the voice makes

642
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: He's in the room right now. Oscar's like nursery grains,

643
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: which is nutri nutral grain that he will say toast.

644
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: Now how she says it? Do you do you ever?

645
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: My kids do this all the time, and it does

646
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: my head. In this morning, Marley was like, I want

647
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs, which I'm happy to do, Jesus, which I'm

648
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: happy to do. It's a ball egg because obviously you

649
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: got to I'm not doing that. You gotta make the

650
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs just eggs, see they Marley. It's the one

651
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: dish that she eats all of it herself, so I can.

652
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: I can make it. It's high effort.

653
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: How many eggs too? It's pretty good?

654
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

655
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: She's no, she's lifting more than you at the gym.

656
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: She's just like your dad.

657
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: Don't kick me when I'm down, mate, Sorry, sorry, sorry,

658
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: but I make the eggs. I put the eggs in

659
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: front of her. She says, I want wee bicks all

660
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: the time, dude, all the time, and then we'll have

661
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: a full blown meltdown, like kicking and screaming tantrum because

662
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: I don't. Because I'm like, I'm not gonna waste these eggs. Yeah,

663
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: you gotta eat the eggs.

664
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair, mate, you are not in the wrong.

665
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do I do here? I think if

666
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: she I'm a very big fan of if you make

667
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: your bed, you're laying it.

668
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: She's got to sleep in the scrambled egg.

669
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,479
Speaker 1: Yes. Well, when I was a kid, anything I didn't

670
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: eat or I didn't put into the dishwasher or the

671
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: sink ended up in my bed. What Yeah, that was

672
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: the threat? And who did it actually end up in there? No?

673
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: Because I would scared the ship out of me, So

674
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: I never I don't recall. Do you definitely think some

675
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 1: dishes have been in there?

676
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: I do, Yeah, I do recall my mom, my older

677
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 2: brother Adam. Not to call you out, I hope you will,

678
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: but he's not listening. He used to never put his

679
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: dishes in the in the dishwasher and he just leave

680
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: it on the kitchen table. I do recall mum putting

681
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 2: that in his bed.

682
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: An generational thing. But we didn't never have a dishwasher.

683
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: Because we're no, we just didn't. We just didn't have one.

684
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what we lived in a rental back

685
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: then they didn't. Now they're like standard. But like it was,

686
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: it was an ongoing threat from my dad, which course

687
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 1: would probably handed down from here.

688
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: So I should threaten to put the eggs in Marley's bed.

689
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, do see what happens? Just be like or older.

690
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: If you don't eat it, now, next time you ask

691
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: me for something to eat, this is what you'll be eating.

692
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: So like, for example, I don't want to disagree with

693
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 1: you here because kids always go go like, say for dinner,

694
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm full, and then they're like, I want

695
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: to snack, and it's like whoa, whoa, whah, whoa whoa.

696
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: If you're fool, you can't eat a snack. And if

697
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: you want to snack, you must be hungry. So if

698
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 1: you're hungry, he's dinner.

699
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: Laura is going to be so confused when she's like,

700
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: why do we have moldy eggs in Marley's bed?

701
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? All week? I think a lesson from Ash. I

702
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: think if she wants to have a melt down over it,

703
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: let her have the melt down and go there's still

704
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: nothing else, so that she knows that even though she

705
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: melts down, she's not going to get the results she wants.

706
00:35:54,600 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Am I a genius or not? I think like, I'm

707
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: not having that. If Mazie this thing where they're like,

708
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: I want a banana, love that for it's great. Take

709
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: one bite and I catch him trying to put it

710
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: in the bin, and I'm like, get it out of

711
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: the bin. Now you're eating it. Get it out of

712
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: the bin. You're not eating anything else. Or you can

713
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: go to bed and it could be like nine in

714
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: the morning, You're going to bed like that's the threat

715
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: and usually gets them.

716
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: Usually a few times my kids have slept thirteen hours.

717
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: I'm dusting that banana off and it's going straight in

718
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: my mouth. I'll go Another question this is that was

719
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: a one I threw in there. That was a host question.

720
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: That was a host question.

721
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 2: Has this from Jessica Oh, how to stop a twenty

722
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: two month old from hitting, pinching, biting her four year

723
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 2: old sister without us smacking her?

724
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: Have you have that you're not smacking your children? Because

725
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: but why is it always the younger one hitting the

726
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: older one?

727
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 2: Because Macey's the same I think, what does she doing

728
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: to ask her?

729
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: She just she sits on him. He just teases him

730
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: because he It's all about the reaction of the other kid.

731
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: I would say, just a four year old really react

732
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: and if so, the other one knows they're going to

733
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: get a little reaction out of it. And we're all

734
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: about reactions. I don't My kids, thankfully don't bite. They

735
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: definitely hit each other, but not with any malice.

736
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 2: This is controversial and I'm definitely not condoning this type

737
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: of behavior because she is saying she doesn't want to

738
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: resort to violence, Yeah.

739
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: Because that would just make it then the kids think

740
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: it's okay to hit people. Okay, that's what I'm.

741
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: Saying, but just hear me out.

742
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: Depends what you're hit him with.

743
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: And I will just preface this and say it's not me.

744
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: I didn't do this. I'm also not saying that other

745
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 2: people should do this, but I'm just giving it. I'm

746
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 2: just giving an example of what happened with a family

747
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: friend of ours.

748
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm locked in.

749
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so they had a child I was younger when

750
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 2: when this is happening. They had a child that wouldn't

751
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: stop biting out kids was a serial bitter. It was

752
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: like almost like a cannibal, just like to taste other people.

753
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: He just wouldn't stop biting. And it was a real

754
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 2: problem because no one likes a bitter. That's like, that's

755
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: one of I think the worst scenarios. If you're in

756
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: the park and your kid is biting other kids.

757
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: They must be embarrassing. It's embarrassing and people listening with that.

758
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, because thankfully my kids are perfect. It's

759
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 1: like what.

760
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 2: People who have been that situation, it's like a low point.

761
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks. That sucks.

762
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: It's a tricky one. So she was in that scenario,

763
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: and I remember my mom was speaking to her and

764
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 2: saying like, this is what you should try doing. Obviously,

765
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 2: like they're trying to talk it out. Then one day

766
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: she came in and she's like, I fixed the problem.

767
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 2: So she caught him biting someone. She just then turned around.

768
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 2: You know where this is going. No, she just bit

769
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: her kid. She gave him a taste of his own medicine.

770
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: Oh my.

771
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: God, never bit again. I don't know how hard she

772
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 2: was biting him, but I think she would have. She

773
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: made him like do.

774
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: We actually do do we actually have a conversation about

775
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: this before where April pretended to because Macy went to

776
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: or Oscar went like like a Nora on her arm,

777
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: but not like a by like a oh and April

778
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: did it back. I don't remember that. And he went

779
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: and she was like see, you know, you know it

780
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: didn't actually buy it? Did it work? The jury is out?

781
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

782
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 2: She's going to be more forceful. She got to drop blood?

783
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? You have to bite a finger

784
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: off for it to work. Let me get lest trade

785
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: this person? Kid? Yeah, bit another kid at her park.

786
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know the exact location.

787
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: Actually, if you're going to go specifics, okay, just say

788
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: just let's hypothetically was it a park? Then her reaction

789
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: his or her reaction their own kid. They bit their

790
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: own kid. How do you like it? Situation exactly?

791
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: And they never bit again, never well bit again. And

792
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that we should go out there and

793
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: start biting our own kids.

794
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: I hope you're not saying that because that will get

795
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: us canceled. But there's a munch of vampires that there

796
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: going that's wrong with.

797
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: All I'm saying.

798
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: That's pretty red heart.

799
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: I say I mean, as Laura says, like, we've got

800
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: a three year old who still has a dummy where

801
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: we don't know how to stamp out that kind of

802
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 2: negative behavior, so you probably shouldn't come to me for advice.

803
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: It's also like that when you go through school and

804
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: stuff like that, they say, treat others how you want

805
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: to be treated, spit like that sort of situation. So

806
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: maybe we'll go with it. Maybe don't bite your kids?

807
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: Maybe go how would you like it if I bit?

808
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: You know that general parenting stuff sucks? Yeah, it does can.

809
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: By the way, get it set a knuckle duster. You're

810
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: a parent out there, bite your kids or not to

811
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: do that or not? Will emphasize are you going to

812
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: bite me or not? I have a question for you.

813
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: This is from Lucinda. Hello, Lucinda high Lycinder. It's a

814
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: very pretty name. It's a beautiful Listen to Bell.

815
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: Was a girl on my primary school Lovely, lovely young

816
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: lady Lucinda Bell Cinder.

817
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 1: Bell could be her. Lucy Goosey, Listen to Bell. What

818
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Lucy Goosey? Listen to Bell. You

819
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: don't know how she turned out?

820
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: Fuck is wrong with you?

821
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: Who? Handles bedtime at your place. She goes on to say,

822
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: we had to do a full contract right up and

823
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: sign it.

824
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: Who doesn't, Oh, it's tough, it is.

825
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: At what point do you get to the stage where

826
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: it's like we need a contract? Did he like marriage?

827
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: Bedtime contract? Lawyers? Like? You want to do what? Now?

828
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: What do you want to get drawn up? I don't

829
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: think you can do that. Do it? Are you gonna

830
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: do it or not?

831
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: We share it, We share it, but every now and then, Like,

832
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 2: there's definitely parts of the bedtime routine that I lean into.

833
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 2: There's parts that I absolutely hate.

834
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: What do you hate?

835
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked defeeding of the dinner?

836
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: Was that part of the bedtime routine?

837
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 2: But surely that's part of in bed no because it

838
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: always goes like for us anyway, it's very quick, quick success.

839
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: Leaning into nighttime routine, it's very different.

840
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: What do you mean nighttime? It's it's all the same.

841
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: It's all the same. I'm gonna lump it all in

842
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: because we have dinner, we have a bit of quiet time,

843
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 2: have the bath, PJS on, we're asleep.

844
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: So that's the night nighttime, nighttime route. You just said

845
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: it I.

846
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: Don't want to get into an argument. So bath is

847
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 2: is that included?

848
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

849
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 2: How the fuck is a bath included? And the dinner's not.

850
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 2: Let's not fight on the podcast. Do you what I

851
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: started doing? Didn't like the bath? I now get in

852
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 2: the bath.

853
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: With them we naked.

854
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I wear my budgies.

855
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: That'll be weird.

856
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: No, no judgment if you do go on the in

857
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: the bath naked. I feel like shower You're allowed to

858
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 2: be naked.

859
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 1: Ba I love those shower means. It's like showering winters

860
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: balls in the head.

861
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 2: I wear my budgies in the bath and I and

862
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 2: I find it makes it more fun and it also

863
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: it's easier.

864
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: It's like there pretending to be a dog or a human.

865
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: I mean.

866
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 2: Should but brushing teeth. Hate that that sucks.

867
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Speaker 1: Kids don't like it. That's what that's going to go.

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Speaker 1: My kid Macey's gone from mintce to toothpaste. She loves toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: See also at the moment, I'm a bit off reading

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Speaker 2: to the kids unless it's our book, which is also available.

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Speaker 1: Breader right now. I love that. I as soon.

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Speaker 2: As I start reading, I can't stop yawning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same. I don't do the reading very often.

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Speaker 1: It's for us. It's like we'll bath, like when we're

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Speaker 1: sort of in and out of the bathroom at different

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Speaker 1: times because we've got you know, April was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: remember to do something so we can we use that

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Speaker 1: time for the tag team. Yeah, we use that time

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Speaker 1: for the other person to clean up downstairs and just

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Speaker 1: you know whatever.

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Speaker 2: But I would I will take cleaning the kitchen any

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Speaker 2: day of over trying to get the kids ready for bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so then I will get the kids out of

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Speaker 1: the bed, April will get Macy ready, and I'm usually

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Speaker 1: getting Oscar ready right which he's a silly bugger, so

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Speaker 1: you're just like trying to catch him starters. And it's

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Speaker 1: like then I'll give the kids a kiss good night,

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Speaker 1: and then they'll read with April because she's much more

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Speaker 1: patient than me with the reading. When you don't have

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Speaker 1: I just don't. I need to get tested. I can't

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Speaker 1: handle it. I can't handle it. Boring. There you go.

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Speaker 1: I said it, but like I'll do it something else

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Speaker 1: you are reading unless you are read to question. I

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Speaker 1: do do it sometimes, like if April is out on

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Speaker 1: a boozy lunch it's extended.

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Speaker 2: Which is most weekends more often than nine.

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: I love your April. I'm I'm joking. Continue.

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Speaker 1: She always gets the raw in there. She we love it.

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Speaker 1: She goes out once once a quarter a year, once

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Speaker 1: a We're like again, we're just milking that one time. Uh,

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Speaker 1: And then I'll do the whey you you read the

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Speaker 1: start of the book and you're like, and the end

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Speaker 1: into bed.

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Speaker 2: You gotta you, gotta, you gotta flick a couple of pages.

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Speaker 2: I've found, like there's nothing more nerve racking when you're

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Speaker 2: reading a book. And in my head, I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: this is a long book. I'm just gonna like as

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Speaker 2: I turn this page, I'm going to clump in three

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Speaker 2: or four pages together and then I turn it. Marley

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00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 2: is so bloody smart. She's like, what are you doing that.

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Speaker 1: You miss the synopsis? She's like, what happened there? She's like,

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Speaker 1: I know the sequences.

914
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Speaker 2: She knows sequence to calls me out of it. Lolla

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Speaker 2: has no idea.

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Speaker 1: She's just like, this is grated down, yeah, getting down there.

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Speaker 1: And pant April does this thing where she reads the

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Speaker 1: book but changes the words to like not naughty words,

919
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Speaker 1: but like you know, balm and pooh and shit like that,

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Speaker 1: where she's like and the bum bum king, and like Oscar.

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Speaker 2: Always gets to laugh love, I always get to laugh,

922
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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's funny from the other room while I'm like

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Speaker 1: cleaning up or doing anything. But like it's mainly April

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Speaker 1: doing like from me getting Oscar dressed to give them

926
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Speaker 1: both kissing our little cuddle. She's usually and then it

927
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Speaker 1: gives me a chance because I also make the dinner

928
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Speaker 1: for us, so sometimes it's finishing touching of the dinner whatever.

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Speaker 2: I would love to know what everyone's preference is, the

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Speaker 2: dinner and cleanup or bath in bed.

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Speaker 1: Yes, dinner and clean up is much easier.

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Speaker 2: Ah doesn't talk back, It doesn't yell at it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't. Sometimes I take the rubbish out a little

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Speaker 1: bit quiet time, a dude. I come back back my

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Speaker 1: head and see if they're still wake them up and

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Speaker 1: gone back ahead, go to the recycling. That's good, very good,

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Speaker 1: that's good gear.

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Speaker 2: We should get out of here.

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Speaker 1: We should.

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Speaker 2: That cat's being locked in my bedroom without the key

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Speaker 2: litter and I'm ninety percent sure I've got diarrhea in

942
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Speaker 2: the carpet.

943
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Speaker 1: Cat poo is gross.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to sort that out. But if you have

945
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Speaker 2: liked this episode, please we would love it if you

946
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 2: were to share it with anyone out there. Doesn't have

947
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Speaker 2: to be a parent, could be a non parent, just

948
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Speaker 2: not a pet parent. They may enjoy this episode and

949
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Speaker 2: get a laugh.

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Speaker 1: The pet parents might like this episode because you pretend

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Speaker 1: to be a pet yes, which usually pets a lot

952
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: a lot of pet chat. But you're not welcome.

953
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 2: And give us a review yes on Spotify or Apple podcast,

954
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 2: be great, whatever you prefer.

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00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: You're preferent up to you.

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00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 2: You decide, and oh yeah, one thing before we go.

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Speaker 2: We have a Facebook group. It's currently sitting at a

958
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: whopping one hundred and twenty eight members room for one more,

959
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: potentially maybe two Doting Dads on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Yes, find us.

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Speaker 2: You can request to be accepted and then we will

962
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Speaker 2: think about it. If you're a pet parent, will we

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Speaker 2: will let it marinate. If there's any profile pictures with

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Speaker 2: pets included, be careful.

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Speaker 1: You're out of there.

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Speaker 2: We'll see next week.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.