WEBVTT - FULL: Tuck Me In 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.560 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's Show podcast. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:10.240 And I said, that is that's a nomadic act. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.680 I am the only responsible nose in the house. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:18.320 I don't trust people, players, or indeed muppets that change codes. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:21.360 So Christian O'Connell gold one O four by. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.560 Hey, good morning's ten minus bout six. Well, wenesday morning, 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.400 it's to Christian O'Connell's showing gold. Good morning, Patsy, morning, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.520 good morning Jack, guys, Patsy, how's your day? Yesterday? 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.240 I had one of those days yesterday where I just 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.680 wanted to wave the surrender flag and go home to 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.760 bed in the middle of the day. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:39.199 This is not, Patsy. You do not surrender? Do you 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:39.960 do not yield? 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.000 Well, I was ready to yesterday. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.960 I was doing a million things. Audrey was home sick 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.959 from school. I had to leave work early to get 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.959 home so Chris could go to work. And I had 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.080 to very urgently post this next day parcel or it 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:55.080 wouldn't get there in time. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.080 And is it another one of your hate letters to 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.600 somebody wanting it's not that who's the one to me? 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.520 One of those ones that they keep sending to quarantine 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.120 Sometimes just. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.040 Hands it to me, run in front of my face. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.480 Hate mail, call me to you. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:14.880 Anyway, So I quickly. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.959 You always want a Tuesday is cheaper sort to send 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:22.480 them my hate mail? Dan and Jewice you know he's 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:23.400 no longer. It doesn't matter. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:24.960 Well it worked, might work with you. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.800 Good morning, good morning. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:31.360 No. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.480 So I dropped off at the post office to put 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.840 you know those yellow those big yellow mailboxes where you 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:39.680 put the guaranteed next day envelopes in. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:43.039 They have their they're so special, they have their own mailbox, 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:47.400 the yellow ones express. Yeah, and it's got that labors 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.320 that use. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.960 Five sentences when you can use this word, I'm Jack 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:51.920 trying to edit her down. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:56.600 I won't be edited anyway. You have to pull down 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.840 the lever, don't you two to put the parcel in. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.240 Only I had so in my right hand. I had 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.560 my car keys and the parcel, and then I had 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:06.960 my handbag and I got a a. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:08.880 Roach of tea. I've got a tea as well, because 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:09.760 I was thirsty anyway. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.240 So what I did too much going on the hands, 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:12.560 isn't it? 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:12.919 I know? 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.520 So what I did when I put the handle down 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.959 and chucked the package in, I didn't realize I also 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.160 had my car keys, so my car keys also went. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:30.680 That youre on you, it's not coming up, and I could. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.560 Like they hit the side of of the. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.400 And then a nice little kind of next way with them. 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.639 I can imagine it's sort of sifting through all the 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:41.160 different packages in there for goodness sake. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.000 And then there was a bless him, a beautiful elderly man, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.120 you know, one of those ones that just walks the 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:51.960 streets because he's retired and like he's a people watcher, 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.640 aren't they. There's always one in the in the suburbs. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:59.480 I do what I mean, there is some He's actually 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.760 got a car boy hat, right, and he's always there 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:06.320 seven days a week, and he raises his hat everyone 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:11.000 everyone he sees. Sometimes I'm driving by, like, oh god, 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.880 there he is, and he's still waving his hat, raising 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.160 his hat. But yeah, there are those certain age where 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.120 they do just sort of patrol the streets. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:18.960 Donny, what are you going to do with him? Send 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.400 him into the letter boon He was steady. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:27.920 Pull him into it in old timer bones crunch. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.880 No, he was standing there with his thumbs tucked into 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.120 the front of his trousers, very daptly dressed. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.880 I might say, a good looking did a man explaining and. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.120 He's just standing there and he goes, oh, that'll do it, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.920 And I said, yeah, I know that that was my keys. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.400 What am I going to do? And he said, oh, gee, lady. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.119 So I had to go into he was a time 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:49.160 traveler from a different era. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.120 Was he to go into the post office and explain 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.440 to the man behind the counter of accidentally throwing my 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.440 car keys into the mail wait there going. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.800 Out on the street. I thought he was put into 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.880 a story like he helps he's watching, right, ok so 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.800 we're going to get it out. When the description of 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.760 all relevant characters in the scene, he wasn't going to 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.960 turn out to be the hero. No, No, he really 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:11.760 watch his wondering. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.760 Just in case you guys don't believe me, sorry, here's 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.800 the number of strange. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.960 So he's just wandering this story and bit no. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.880 But it's like he had nothing better to do because 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.320 he stood there the whole time until I got my keys. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.400 Out right, okay, And so I had to get the. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.160 Men to open the mailbox. And mind you, Chris was 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.160 texting me saying, I've got a meeting. You need to 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.080 get home so you can watch Audrey. So it was 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.480 just it was just one of those days you got 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.280 the keys out though I've got the keys there, we 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.200 go there and that was in real time. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.640 Guys, the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.600 Let's check in with Jackie Boy. How is the house 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.839 that was marinading in its own sewage? 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.920 I think this smell is down to that is in 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:51.480 a nutshell. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.920 We we just heard this show first time, going wait, 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.680 what if I hell have I missed? 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:56.000 Going on? 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:56.280 Here? 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:57.920 It was there was no part of the house where 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:01.120 you could escape. This smell of the sewage that had 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:05.120 overflowed over the weekend went underneath the house, and then 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:09.159 even after the plumber had come out and unblocked the blockage, 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:13.200 the sewage just stayed there marinating. So the house is 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.920 stung for a few days. I think it's down to 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.679 I would say less than five percent of the wicked 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.400 smell that we had on Sunday. So it's livable now. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.400 It's ready for people on the weekend. If you guys 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.560 were to come around, you'd barely smell a thing. 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.960 Producer Rio said, So, Patsy, he goes, and what about 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.800 your baby son, how's he with the smell? And you see, 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.800 that's some one who hasn't got kids because the sixteen 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:35.600 a month old love was just crapping in their own 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.839 pants and thinks the whole world should smell of doodo. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.960 So actually it's gone at last, this house has really 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:42.680 got my essence. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:46.400 And he smells like that every month, and actually probably 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.360 took as longer to identify that there was a sewage blockage, 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:51.039 because as if the house just. 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.880 Sometimes smells like that, always dropped another one, and you. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.440 Just you get used to putting up with it a 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.480 little bit like, yeah, he's probably we can probably keep 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.280 in mind this for another hour before we have to 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.240 change it is going to do another one anyway. The 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.280 thing is, as I explained yesterday, we're all connected with 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:08.880 four houses on the street with this sewage line. So 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.320 when we were blocked yesterday, we were the first house 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.640 to get blocked, but it would have slowly blocked our 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.680 next door neighbor and their neighbor and would. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.920 Become your problem, would have been your neighbour's problem at 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:18.320 some point. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:22.920 Yes, effect yeah, our neighbors said that it happened about 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.720 five years ago before we lived in the house, and 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.720 because we're downhill from the other properties. We find out 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.159 that something's blocked first, and then they all slowly get blocked. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.520 So what is it all your pipes interconnection and there's 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.240 one kind of giant tank. Yes, then all your waist 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.000 goes into. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.440 No, then it shoots out into the system that goes. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.360 I don't have no idea where it goes where. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.800 I don't know. I don't know where it goes. I 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.839 presume it all just goes. When I flush a toilet, 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:47.720 I hope it goes past Patsy's house or into it. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.040 Yeah, it does go to where is that? 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:51.360 A bit? 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:52.840 It goes to the treatment plant. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:56.679 Okay, so it eventually goes into the system underneath the street, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.359 but it goes into this pit in my neighbor's backyard 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.240 before it all go down one tube and out to wherever. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.960 So I thought that because it was I was unblocking 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.040 a problem that would have been for all four houses. 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.520 Maybe we would share the cost of the emergency plumber 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:14.640 who came out on Sunday, which, by the way, four 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.040 figures four. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.680 Yeah, of course on Sunday, five hours on Sunday, and. 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:21.720 All the tools he bought, the truck he bought fair enough? 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.560 Was he challenging you pocha and the truck called that 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.000 one two hundred, but I didn't get that one out. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:27.160 I called it hundred anyway. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:32.640 I texted my neighbor last night, No, actually the night before. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.520 So now it's been about thirty six hours. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.520 And this is not a discussion you want when you're 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:37.160 new to the name. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.440 No, no, because it's about money. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:43.200 Yeah, I say, I said, Hey, Jeff, as you know, 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:44.640 we're all sharing. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.280 A discrimation mirk or Connor. After Hey, Jeff, No, I tried, Jeff, 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.480 you should have sung it don't know funny Jackie White 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.040 parody song. He Jeff, don't take a sad. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.560 I said, because he's lived there for more than twenty 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.960 years and he knows that the houses have had problems 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.720 in the past. I said, how in the past, how 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:07.160 have you divided up the cost of that's something like this? 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:09.760 Nothing for thirty six hours now. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.560 Hasn't responded, It hasn't responded. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.520 I do not trust Jeff's for two f's. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.160 So what now what do I do? I don't want 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:21.040 to have to go and do say Jeff, I know, 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.000 I look, this text message has been sitting in your 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.600 phone now for two days. What's your answer? 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.760 You've got two choices here. You either do go around 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:32.160 and have you know, a constructed conversation, or you send 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.280 you a message today going have you had a chance 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.000 ever think about this? 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.800 I there's an option three as well, and. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:38.360 Not ignore it. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:42.720 Yeah no Jack, No, Jack, non suffered. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:46.559 The poo will build up, jacket will come back upstream 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.120 at some point. That's not a confrontation. I just don't 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.760 turn into confrontation. Just send it Bankstrom and put it 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:54.160 back on him, going, hey, have your a chance to 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:54.760 ever think about it? 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.719 Very well and truly in his court? Everybody knows what 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.160 text messages you don't. You don't do two in a row. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.160 Really don't do what you do? You're you're good at sort. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.400 Of you know what I would do? I would No, 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.560 I would put. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.559 A turn on his doorstead what more of these. 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:15.920 About? 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:17.240 While you're doing it. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.320 In his shoe box? I would like to know where 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.479 I stood legally before I started. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.360 Turning up with a judge saying that I serve this 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.920 this you've you've been served. But I would want to 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:35.439 know do this fourth way. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.679 I would want to know who's liable, Like, where does 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.760 it stand? Who should pay? Is there someone that can 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.559 give you advice. 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:47.320 Don't there's not some sort of sewage ombers mean? Actually 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.080 that proper is This is. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.360 Christian, I agree with pats Jack needs so listener, Jack 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.880 should find it where he stands legally before chapter's name 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.520 go to the council. He ain't doing that. The person 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.000 who drew that little map that he mentioned yesterday may 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:08.880 not have had a clue what they were talking about. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.480 You reckon, or maybe the neighbor, actually the neighbors actually 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:17.240 drew the diagram. Trust nobody, Jack Kareny can't walk through 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.719 life like that. Come on another one here. Patsy is 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.120 dead right, always is. Check who is libel? Could end 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.640 up being the water authority? 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:27.640 But who do you call? What lawyer? 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:28.000 I mean. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.600 You see lots of law like injury lawyers, accident lawyers. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.160 I never see poo busting lawyers. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.319 But it'd be a property right thing, would it? 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.160 I guess maybe the property council of I'll have a 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:40.760 look and all. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.600 I always think of the situation this, what would an 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.040 adult do? 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:45.040 Oh? 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.360 Google it? Why can't there be a thing like ask jeeves? 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.240 Ask adults? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.560 You're listening to the Christian o Carl Show Podcast two. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.800 Eas tomorrow them. We don't fully have a cast, we 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.480 don't fully have a script. We've got one song, we 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:03.480 need three more. We're putting on our own musical for you. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.320 So if you are back in the day at school, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.840 if you didn't let me pass the audition for your 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.200 high school play, or you didn't even go for the audition, 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.000 this is for you. It's a do over. It is 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.600 a high school play, but for grown ups. Forget about Grease. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.520 We have our own one Grousey musical setting the ages 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.319 here in Australia and you can be in it. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:24.599 Grousy no work, not what you heard. It's a barony, 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.480 folly reason. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.640 It's not a failure. The casting, even. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.839 Auditions are four losers. Pick your own part at the moment, 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.240 Jack your boy, how many Dannies do we have? How 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:43.880 many Sandy? 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:48.120 We have four Dannies? We have four Sandy's two rizzos Kiki. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.320 All right, So here's where we are at the moment. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.959 Over the weekend, one of you really wanted to be 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.720 one of the five Dannies. A guy called Bobby who 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:59.760 actually can sing, He actually wrote and recorded his own 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:04.080 as an audition hopelessly devoted to booze. Here's a bit 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:04.320 of it. 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:14.559 Now, Mustard, please gone drive. Since you took my last gold. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.480 Man, I'm full blue? 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:24.720 How homelessly thoo? 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.719 This is amazing high skill level, right, So Bobby is 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.520 going to be obviously one of the Danny's. However, there's 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.040 another line in the song which gives an opportunity today 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.800 for the only auditions we're going to have, Patsy. You 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.120 see a lot of theater where do they put like 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.920 there's always a sad moment. It's like a transition in 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.800 a musical, isn't it, where it's normally someone on their 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.360 knees cleaning a floor. I've only seen a couple of 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.240 firm us because right but they're doing someone goes, this 0:12:53.600 --> 0:13:00.000 is not the life farm. And that's the interval when it. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.240 All comes way through and then you come out elated 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.040 because the story picks up in the end. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.000 Right. So do you think Bobby doing his hopefully devoted 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.760 to boost that's you ad at the end of the first. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.560 Half, definitely, or we're gonna have an interval? 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.040 Yeah, yeah, we have to all right. So there's a 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.240 line in the song where he talks about a seagull. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.440 But mate, can't you see. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:26.640 That's seagull nick my goom sack too. 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.480 Now, obviously, if Andrew Lloyd Webber was producing this, he go, wait, 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.319 this can be a key dramatic moment. Let's have a 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.120 human being that seagull. It runs from the back at 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.520 the back of the theater. Everyone's like, what's going on here? 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:44.199 And suddenly before he even says this line, but made 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.200 we see what's happening. Before Bobby does the singer for. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.160 Attagonist, that's seagull nicks. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.200 My goo sack. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.719 Now whoever plays a seagull takes the goon off, you know, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.880 to applause. But obviously boy Pobbly there falls to his knees, crying, 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.319 curtain falls and the first half standing O. What we 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.640 need then is there's two things we said yesterday. We 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.760 need someone who could make the sea gut outfit. Luckily 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.160 we've had someone who's prepared to do this, called Sue 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.400 Christiana went off of my services to make the grouse 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.960 seagull costumes for the I don't think we need several. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.160 By the way, we have got time. I could do 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:20.840 as many as you need. I don't mind. Want is 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.480 to have at home, Christiana, A little about me. My 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.640 high school production and choir were out of bounds to 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.120 me because I had no voice and no talent, told 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.160 to me by every teacher. See still, so we're hearing 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.480 a lot of this. It's awful fast all through life. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.080 While one of my kids was amazingly talented new musical theater. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.320 Who knows where she got that from? Maybe the butcher. Anyway, 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.480 I sewed. I sewed and created costumes for six years 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.680 for her and the whole cast and their productions. So, Christian, 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.640 I'd love to do this. I've got lots of idea 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.960 how to make the Seagut outfit really look amazing, involving 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:56.120 cosplay foam. You work a lot with cosback. Come on, 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.880 it loves cosplay, it do, said, dressed up as Kevin 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.760 Sheedy the Weekend of It. Love to his wife is 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:05.080 Kevin Sheedy. But that is not our business because play Sheedy, 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.840 I think he calls it. Anyway, Look, Christian, I'd love 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:10.680 to do this. Or ask him aturn is, can I 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.080 be one of the Sandys in the production. I would 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.440 love to take part in this suit. Yes, you can 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.640 be one of the Sandys. Now we do have spots 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:18.840 for a couple of ex of Danny's. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.320 Hey, Christian, I really want to be part of Grouse 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.520 and Musical and would love to be the angel in 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.600 Grouse and Musical. One hundred kilos on board on caverning tarts, 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.320 love to wear a blue sing lit up on stage 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:31.960 with you guys and seeing. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:33.880 Beauty school trappers. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:42.840 No graduation day for you, you better watcher, So please 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.080 consider me for the role. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.440 Love you talk to me, Tim, You've got a part 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:47.040 of it. That's great. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:48.120 What about the boys? 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.520 Actually a really really good voice, Tim, we need you. 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.000 You can be one of the Dannies. What about John 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.600 here by Christians? 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:56.160 John here. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:58.360 Danny. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.720 I'll give you a couple of bars of more voice 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:01.120 if you like. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.200 So here we go. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.200 I got you. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:11.000 They're most applying and bun Lew in control CAUs. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:17.080 Yes a Plaian, it's a lottifying hope. That's good enough 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.160 for you and h good luck to meet, very. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:21.680 Very good as well, Johnny boy. So later on the 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:22.960 morn they we're going to open up the lines. You 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.480 can be in it. You can be the seagull. You 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.440 need to audition to be the seagull. It's going to 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:27.360 be the only audition we. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.280 Do the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.640 Christian, how do we get tickets for Grousey Musical? I 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:37.000 think your two main characters, if it's your version of 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.560 Grease set here in the eighties called Grousey Musical, should 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.400 be Mandy and Randy. Adam, miss that's a good idea, Adam, 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.520 Thank you very much. All ideas very much needed and 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:51.080 welcome at the moment. Five to seven Gold one oh 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:55.040 four point three Christian O'Connell show. Yesterday, I chanced upon 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.720 this place and I saw a packet of chips that 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.000 when I was ten and eleven were my favorite thing 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.640 to have. They're called Monster much. They're normally only sold 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.360 in the UK, and I don't know how they made 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.720 it here, many thousands of miles away in Melbourne, but 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.080 I brought a packet and I was sat in my kite. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.240 You know sometimes you snapple something in the guy you 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.720 kin'dt even wait to get home, and I was transported 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.880 out to being ten years old eating these things called 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.000 monster munch pickled onion flavor. It's not even a particularly 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.680 nice thing to eat. They're actually too sour and actually, 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.960 like what these are, they're aggressive as a ten year old, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.760 but still sometimes in love it's a prickly joy sometimes anyway, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.320 I may be fifty, but I'll never be too old 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.119 for a packet of pickled onion monster munch. I was 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.879 so happy. I'm never too old for a packet of 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.040 these chips. What would it be for you, Patsy? What 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:45.000 do you hope you're never too old for? Well? 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.320 You know, I still like getting tucked in at night 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:48.000 in bed. 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:49.359 I do. 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:50.320 Yeah. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.840 The love God, Yes, the love God will go and 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:54.920 tuckwards in and then he'll come and tuck me and 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.359 I love it and it gives me tuck me in. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:17:58.760 I just love it. 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:00.920 Just make sure that every things, you know, all the 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.240 sheets and the dunis in the perfect spot. 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:04.960 But you're touched and you like, you know, when you 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.399 go into a get in a hotel bed and it's 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:09.000 too tight. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.920 They're way too tight. The first thing I do is 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:11.560 kick the sheets. 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:13.760 Yeah, yeah, exactly that. And sometimes it's you have to 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:15.880 get your partner and kick at the same time because 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:18.280