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Speaker 2: Three Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia,
Speaker 2: procusting to the world, Christian.
Speaker 3: I remember once naked frying bacon. Don't do that, oh conall.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll just rint some that use so Breakfast Show
Speaker 4: and I got through a whole wheel of cannd start?
Speaker 3: Now people are going to think that you steak?
Speaker 2: Yeah you.
Speaker 3: I've been answers twenty past five. I've heard the trail
Speaker 3: about the washing yesterday. Now that people are going to
Speaker 3: start to think that Jack Boast has going to stink
Speaker 3: about him.
Speaker 4: You know what, I soapd up extra hard this morning.
Speaker 3: You do look like you've had a good scrub down.
Speaker 3: He does it buffed and shiny. You know when someone's
Speaker 3: expodiant or they've been under the Have you been brushing
Speaker 3: each other again?
Speaker 4: We haven't done the dry brush, but I just wanted to.
Speaker 4: I got scared that I was the person that you
Speaker 4: couldn't tell was stinky. And even though I don't think
Speaker 4: I'm stinky, I just washed extra hard. And I would
Speaker 4: ask you in future if I do smell, which I don't.
Speaker 3: I had to help me. Do you know what's really sad?
Speaker 3: But I worked with someone who did have a really
Speaker 3: bad bio problem, and one day the second guest said
Speaker 3: to me privately, that person, famous guest on the show,
Speaker 3: very very very very famous, said that person stinks, And
Speaker 3: it was something I felt so sorry for them because
Speaker 3: they've obviously got a problem. You've got to be really
Speaker 3: careful what you say to someone these days as well.
Speaker 3: So I took that person's apart.
Speaker 4: And told them, got them drunk their conversation it has.
Speaker 3: It's really bad because it's no one wants to hear
Speaker 3: that god because hey, yeah, no, it's great to have
Speaker 3: a couple of beers your bo what do you mean?
Speaker 3: And it just they don't know the drink. After that,
Speaker 3: it's totally I thought you said you're free all afternoon.
Speaker 4: You know how we had Tom Cruise on the show.
Speaker 4: He said, you stink.
Speaker 5: So Jack when I see years after the show, do
Speaker 5: you want to go up the puff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going for a but you said, I
Speaker 3: could tell you I'm not proud of the way of
Speaker 3: begun today, right. So I was tossing and turning and
Speaker 3: I couldn't get back to sleep and turn the alarm
Speaker 3: one and saw it was like an hour and a
Speaker 3: half before my alarm goes off. So I got up
Speaker 3: and meditate for half an hour. Felt better than open
Speaker 3: the fridge. And I saw last night. I met a
Speaker 3: homemade lasanya yesterday for the first time, and I saw
Speaker 3: it there, right, And I'm not an upset that I
Speaker 3: decided just to have some lasanya this morning, right, But
Speaker 3: it was the fact that I cut me bothered to
Speaker 3: walk over and get a knife and fork. I reached
Speaker 3: into that fridge, into the dish it was in with
Speaker 3: a hand like a bear with a paw, ripped it,
Speaker 3: ripped it as if I just come out of captivity
Speaker 3: from six months. Tore a chunk of that la signor
Speaker 3: shoveled it into my mouth.
Speaker 4: And this is after the half an hour of in line.
Speaker 3: And then I felt awful. I don't think, butddher, I
Speaker 3: don't think. But he had a bit of a gut
Speaker 3: on him. Maybe he did, just you know, that's why
Speaker 3: I was so happy eating all those leftovers. We don't
Speaker 3: know he had big, old butder tummy on him. What
Speaker 3: do we know?
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Speaker 3: Do you know what I generally think you make a
Speaker 3: great restaurant simply called leftovers.
Speaker 4: I'm not a big leftover fan.
Speaker 3: I don't think you just heard what I just said.
Speaker 3: I said I think it'd be a great idea for
Speaker 3: a restaurant chain simply called leftover.
Speaker 4: I would never see a lasagne at three o'clock in
Speaker 4: the morning and go, I want to eat that.
Speaker 3: In the fridge. You wouldn't know. What about pizza?
Speaker 4: Essentially hasn't tricked me into eating leftovers.
Speaker 3: Like a dog. She puts inside a cold very fussy.
Speaker 4: Like, heat up on the pan, and so I just
Speaker 4: think she's cooking something new, and then left overs. I
Speaker 4: don't know. I got a mental block again.
Speaker 3: And then does she get the spoon and go here
Speaker 3: comes to the plane, Here comes, Here comes the train
Speaker 3: coming down the mountain. Choice getting quicker. What about if
Speaker 3: you saw a curry in there?
Speaker 4: No, maybe the best left over, Maybe maybe a slice
Speaker 4: of pizza.
Speaker 3: Oh, you got some foods are better when you see
Speaker 3: them in the fridge. I don't know why that is
Speaker 3: what it is. They taste. I auld curry the next day,
Speaker 3: heat it up again. So at my leftover's restaurant would
Speaker 3: be the menu would be what the leftovers are? Ye,
Speaker 3: a bit of curry from last night. It might be
Speaker 3: a bit a bit of pizza, and you would pick
Speaker 3: it and then or you go to the fridge and
Speaker 3: open up you take it out the fridge and then
Speaker 3: you're going to warm it up in the microwave and
Speaker 3: then you go and sit down.
Speaker 4: You know what. It could be a restaurant, every normal restaurant,
Speaker 4: every second day, and then you eat the leftovers from
Speaker 4: the night before.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm ready to go into business with you. Man.
Speaker 3: Other idea is a restaurant called TV Dinners.
Speaker 4: What those microwave lie?
Speaker 3: No? No, You sit in booths, either by yourself or
Speaker 3: with your mates, right, and you audio food they eventually
Speaker 3: and you watch a TV show.
Speaker 4: I actually love that.
Speaker 3: I pitched that to Cordon Ramsey, right, and he was like,
Speaker 3: the sashaly a really good idea, And he started and
Speaker 3: I was going, but it's my idea's going you've mentioned
Speaker 3: to me. I could call it something else with you,
Speaker 3: but it's my idea. I don't want to be suing
Speaker 3: you in a couple of years time playing back this audio.
Speaker 3: But TV that's why Jamie Oliver's shut down that business
Speaker 3: back in the UK. Of all those restaurants TV dinners,
Speaker 3: do you we could watch, Oh, let's watch let's watch
Speaker 3: the last couple of episodes of Sopranos and have a
Speaker 3: curry or a pizza.
Speaker 5: Yah, there's one of those out at Werribee, one of
Speaker 5: those restaurants.
Speaker 3: A TV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can watch TV while you're audio in a booth.
Speaker 5: It's called the Sporting Globe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course we've got sports bars you can do that.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about bespoke, Like, I want to watch
Speaker 3: this TV show.
Speaker 5: Like Netflix and stuff or whatever it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the TV is just for your table, not
Speaker 4: for the whole restaurant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what this place, it Hoppus is.
Speaker 3: But you can't pick the TV show you can well,
Speaker 3: if I want to watch the last episode.
Speaker 5: Of Seinfeld, I don't have as an extensive guide as that.
Speaker 5: But you can watch a lot of channels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's real time, isn't it like sport?
Speaker 5: I guess that's defunk to my argument.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I'm interested to know if the TV's
Speaker 4: are at every table, Yeah, they are at the booths.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like a sportspot. There's nothing new original
Speaker 3: about that. That's like all over the world, isn't. You
Speaker 3: can flick around and see what's on I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: It is like you know, it's on demand. So if
Speaker 3: you want to watch Friends, or like a TV show
Speaker 3: from the eighties or nineties, any classic TV show, you
Speaker 3: call it up and you and your buddies you sit
Speaker 3: there and you or if you just a single loser
Speaker 3: there or you just have that if you just want
Speaker 3: to have a bit of company TV dinners, do.
Speaker 4: You eat in front of the TV? Most nice? Because
Speaker 4: we eat every.
Speaker 3: Meal we do this. We do this maybe once a week.
Speaker 3: All go to the kids, so right we can eat
Speaker 3: it on our laps in front of the TV. And
Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, they get really excited to sit
Speaker 3: there and watch something together. You know, Pats, what happened
Speaker 3: to you yesterday? Them?
Speaker 5: It's really funny. I was walking the dog yesterday, going
Speaker 5: for a beautiful day in the sunshine.
Speaker 3: So just a dog walk you because your dog is
Speaker 3: about six foot high, yeah, fifteen hands, as if.
Speaker 5: He hasn't had to work for a couple of days anyway.
Speaker 3: Did you put a saddle on him and head out
Speaker 3: there on the plane we could anyway.
Speaker 5: I was passing a construction site in our neighborhood and
Speaker 5: we're quite used to people calling out weird stuff about
Speaker 5: Presley about someone said, oh my god, it's the Bundy
Speaker 5: Bear once because he does look like the Bundy Bear.
Speaker 5: But yesterday was a ripper. So I'm walking past and
Speaker 5: this trady yells out, oh my god, nice bison. I
Speaker 5: mean he's white, he's not brown, but it's pretty accurate
Speaker 5: cause he is a beast.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. So you actually get strangers will actually comment
Speaker 3: on them, because I remember last year we firs started
Speaker 3: working on together and I first saw a picture of
Speaker 3: that huge dragon and you've got a bit up to
Speaker 3: you like no one had ever pointed out before. The dog.
Speaker 5: You know what it's like when you've got a dog.
Speaker 5: Everyone likes to stop and it's a talking point of interest,
Speaker 5: isn't it?
Speaker 3: But not if it's Oh God, God, sinner is dog?
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Speaker 3: Now for some of your lates the party emails what
Speaker 3: have we we talking about on the show? You can
Speaker 3: always pick it up and joining the conversation. We call
Speaker 3: it late to the party. This is a great one
Speaker 3: from Diane. I love this one. Christian podcast listener the
Speaker 3: other side of the world in America, Chicago. While ago,
Speaker 3: you were talking about if you ever pretended not to
Speaker 3: be at home. One time there was a knock at
Speaker 3: the door and I really didn't want to answer it.
Speaker 3: They kept knocking. People always do that, don't They just
Speaker 3: knock and not they can't tend the hint and it's
Speaker 3: not loud, and don't they I got up and tried
Speaker 3: to race into another room. I ended up slipping on
Speaker 3: a mat that was there on the floor and making
Speaker 3: the loudest noise as I failed because I really hurt myself.
Speaker 3: The person outside worked out at this time that I
Speaker 3: was in there, and I said through the door, are
Speaker 3: you okay? Very sheepishly, I said yes. They then left,
Speaker 3: saying they would come back at a later time. That's awful,
Speaker 3: is it? You're okay? Yes?
Speaker 4: Had number one rule of pretending not to be home
Speaker 4: to stay put suffering silence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it, Yes, stay in the shadows. Christian Late
Speaker 3: to the party, you were talking about on five topic
Speaker 3: Tuesday this week. This is from Angie creative parental punishments.
Speaker 3: When I was in high school, on returning home from
Speaker 3: twelve Mia with radio silence, my mum had no idea
Speaker 3: where I was on Saturday. I was granted from month
Speaker 3: without TV or radio. This is pre home internet era.
Speaker 3: The TV was easy to keep from me. It was
Speaker 3: in a room in the house, so that was fine.
Speaker 3: The radio was a bit tricky no TV or radio.
Speaker 3: The radio was tough, as I had a radio alarm
Speaker 3: clock to wake me up for school every day. My
Speaker 3: mom only real I was on day two of my
Speaker 3: punishment that I was still listening sneakily to my clock radio.
Speaker 3: She then set the alarm to buzzer and then ripped
Speaker 3: off all the buttons except the alarm one on off.
Speaker 3: I started next twenty eight days without with just the
Speaker 3: only thing I heard in my room was a jarring
Speaker 3: beep beep beep every single morning. And she'd also set
Speaker 3: the alarm for an extra thirty minutes early, just for
Speaker 3: her giggles. Her giggles, not mine, Angie, thank you very
Speaker 3: much for that.
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Speaker 3: Three On this day, mystery On this day made the
Speaker 3: twenty third by twenty first wedding anniversary Today, happy anniversary,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I asking for a friend. But
Speaker 3: where's good round here to get a anniversary cards or
Speaker 3: or birthday cards or anything like that.
Speaker 5: Card said all she's getting.
Speaker 4: Remember I took you to that expensive wrapping paper store.
Speaker 3: There must be somewhere else, so I have to wait
Speaker 3: fifty bucks or some hipster card.
Speaker 5: Make one, you know, like the forty six.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that with Glitzer and of pastor and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. He's what I made you. There's something
Speaker 3: wrong with me. Twenty one years of marriage has given up?
Speaker 3: Made you this felt tips during.
Speaker 5: The show with your sharpie.
Speaker 3: No tell you I remember. I'll take a leave out.
Speaker 3: You'll be I'll make one of here and just print
Speaker 3: it off on the color printer like you always print
Speaker 3: off fort these very school projects. What was that NASA one?
Speaker 3: There's like sixty pages of the NASA logoing different. This
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 5: We've got a name, all right?
Speaker 3: Jack is in chance this morning of on this day
Speaker 3: in history.
Speaker 4: We're cluing a movie that came out on this day
Speaker 4: in history. But to get there, I've invented a new game.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: So this came about because last night I was reading
Speaker 4: about Chinese movie titles for English movies. When they get translated,
Speaker 4: say it's Arnold Schwarzeninggger. They'll take his biggest breakout role
Speaker 4: and then name every movie after that after that.
Speaker 3: Oh really, so it might be something like Terminator and
Speaker 3: whatever he's done next.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Terminator is called devil Man in Charles in China.
Speaker 4: So in kind when Kindergarten Cop came out, they called
Speaker 4: it devil man teaches children.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing. It almost like a crossword clue. You
Speaker 3: never traced that back to kindergarten cop. Devil Man five across,
Speaker 3: not seven d devil man teaches children. How did they
Speaker 3: know that the Chinese he's a kindergarten cop.
Speaker 4: So this morning I've got an opener for the new game,
Speaker 4: where we translate foreign movie titles of English speaking movies
Speaker 4: back into the English. The foreign titles.
Speaker 3: Of KINDI speaking movies traveling English.
Speaker 4: Can you guess worded?
Speaker 3: Right? This is a quick I know you've studied radio.
Speaker 3: It just explains what you've just said. It's you saying
Speaker 3: what you just said with music in the background. You
Speaker 3: just spent a minute saying all this, I play this
Speaker 3: at your instruction and title. I'm not big trans we
Speaker 3: just did a bit on it. Can you.
Speaker 4: So you think the game needs a different name?
Speaker 3: All right? So what's the one for people to guess?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: The one for people to guess?
Speaker 3: All the music ends, does it? Yeah? It was just
Speaker 3: rushed this morning at five to six.
Speaker 4: The Hotel of Evil is its translation from I think
Speaker 4: it was Korean, not Chinese. The Hotel of Evil. It's
Speaker 4: a movie that came out on this day history.
Speaker 5: Can I guess?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But people have got a guess? But yes, you
Speaker 4: can you guess?
Speaker 5: Is it towering Inferno?
Speaker 4: It's not terring?
Speaker 3: This is a passing? Can I guess? Can I ruin it?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: Did you cut it?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have No, I've got backup. So if you
Speaker 4: get you can have a guess as well.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I know what the answer is. Calling
Speaker 3: now this is one of Jack's legendary links. The wheels
Speaker 3: have come off this link. Hang on, let's start again.
Speaker 3: There's place of the.
Speaker 4: Barign titles of Kinis speaking movies traveling the two.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, can you gets worded? Okay? All right? So
Speaker 3: the foreign translation of this well known movie is the
Speaker 3: Hotel of Evil? What is the movie? Nine one o
Speaker 3: four three?
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Speaker 3: Three made the twenty third Jackers in Chance this morning
Speaker 3: off on this day in history, and the movie came
Speaker 3: out today. Often when movie titles are translated into Chinese
Speaker 3: or Korean, they take on an entirely different meaning. The
Speaker 3: barign titles of Knglish speaking movies traveling the englishsh can
Speaker 3: you gets worded all right?
Speaker 4: So the movie title is the Hotel of Evil?
Speaker 3: All right, patri and I've had a guess and got
Speaker 3: it wrong. Let's go to the lines. We've got Joey,
Speaker 3: good morning, Joey. There we go boys, Yeah, pretty good, Joey.
Speaker 3: How are you this morning? Joey? Ah full of all
Speaker 3: right then, joe Joey, what do you think the movie
Speaker 3: is so good?
Speaker 4: Guess, but it's not Psycho?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Patsy thought as well. All right, Joey, have a
Speaker 3: good day, thanks for calling mate. Bye?
Speaker 8: Dean?
Speaker 5: Is that me?
Speaker 3: I don't know what are you? Deane?
Speaker 8: I am sorry?
Speaker 3: That is definitely you, Dean.
Speaker 7: I'm glad, I'm me.
Speaker 3: Things only say at ten to seven in the morning
Speaker 3: when it's early. Is that is that me? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: am Dean, all right, I am.
Speaker 4: Binga Dean. You got it.
Speaker 3: That's you, Dean the Winner. Go Dean Dean. Are you
Speaker 3: already at work or is that work? Mate?
Speaker 4: I thought an idiot next to me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's all.
Speaker 6: Right, saying he said he wants tickets tickets to what?
Speaker 2: Tickets to what shows?
Speaker 3: Skip him on? The monkey boy? What does he want?
Speaker 8: The monkey boy wants tickets to the anniversary show?
Speaker 3: Stick him on. He can ask me, you can ask you.
Speaker 9: N yes, can we can we have tickets to your
Speaker 9: to your anniversary show?
Speaker 3: Yeahs can we have them? Yeah? I'll give you some tickets. Yeah.
Speaker 9: And do you know the othervator I'm gonna published, so
Speaker 9: I can't packing stories if you want one, what's up?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna internationally published also, so I'll bring the fingers
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 3: We're attracting the tickets. No, you know you can come along.
Speaker 3: Now you're come along. We'll see you down. Okay, make
Speaker 3: sure you bring teen Okay, bring back on all right, chairs.
Speaker 3: This is your fault for this whole day.
Speaker 4: I didn't say the problem is.
Speaker 3: Your rock At six thirty six and it was your
Speaker 3: game Dean. Yes, okay, so we'll see you next week. There,
Speaker 3: we'll see you next week. Okay, two weeks time? No,
Speaker 3: all right, right, let's reset the show.
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Speaker 3: Yesterday we went to our teenage daugh tour who has school,
Speaker 3: and they were doing some kind of drama production last
Speaker 3: night and there were eight teams of these different job performances. No, no,
Speaker 3: moll eight minutes, there's eight questions of them. So suddenly
Speaker 3: I thought I need some cash because normally want to
Speaker 3: get that you could buy, you know, like a little
Speaker 3: soft drink or something. And me and Lewis were going
Speaker 3: and it was Alic Keysbrough and I had no cash
Speaker 3: on me. We're running a bit late. I haven't got
Speaker 3: a cash. So I had to go and ask my
Speaker 3: twelve year old if I could if she had some money.
Speaker 4: What can't improve with the performance without a snack?
Speaker 3: Need a soft drink? And I don't have any cash
Speaker 3: because these days we don't really have that much cash,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm totally cashless now, especially with the Apple pay
Speaker 4: on the phone. I don't even carry a wallet around.
Speaker 3: When was the last time anyone even checked your signature
Speaker 3: on the back of your credit card? If it's one
Speaker 3: hundred bucks, no one checks him. Are you just put
Speaker 3: that pin number and that's it. And so we're becoming
Speaker 3: more and more a cashless society and even feels kind
Speaker 3: of odd. When you have got some you're like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't think i'll need this today, I'll just tap
Speaker 3: so anyway, but I needed some cash, and so I
Speaker 3: said to my twelve year old you know, have you
Speaker 3: got any money? The way she looked at me, she
Speaker 3: was like why. I said, well, I just need in
Speaker 3: case you want to get a drink there, or you know,
Speaker 3: you might want some water there she and she went,
Speaker 3: I have got some money right. Then I went, can
Speaker 3: I have it? And then she went, I'm going to
Speaker 3: I'm going to need it back, I said, I said,
Speaker 3: it's my money. The money you've got. I gave you everything,
Speaker 3: everything you own and enjoy everything. That's my money. I
Speaker 3: just like, I'm basically you're the bank, and I'm saying,
Speaker 3: can I have some of my money now? But anyway,
Speaker 3: she said that if I don't give it to her
Speaker 3: in full. We other weekend she's going to she's doing
Speaker 3: she's studying your maths at the moment, GST and interest.
Speaker 3: Get this right, smart thing? She said, if I don't,
Speaker 3: if I don't get it by the end of Friday.
Speaker 3: I it was at the close of the day, as
Speaker 3: if suddenly you know, she's she said, put a threat
Speaker 3: on me. If I don't don't get my Friday going
Speaker 3: to start charging you interest every day.
Speaker 4: What's their interest?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Five percent every day? So I was trying
Speaker 3: to work out what that is. She she had twenty
Speaker 3: dollars stuck away. So if I don't give it to
Speaker 3: are the end of Friday, it's every day five percent?
Speaker 4: It's four bucks?
Speaker 3: No, is it?
Speaker 4: Ten percent is one dollar?
Speaker 3: You always say that math is we should never go
Speaker 3: anywhere near mouths on the show. Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ten percent of twenty two Yeah, five percent is one
Speaker 3: So it's at one dollar a day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then the next day do you have to
Speaker 4: pay five percent of twenty one dollars.
Speaker 3: If you if you buy money off Tony Soprano. Yes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So we are hosting this special preview screenings and advanced
Speaker 3: screening of this big new movie. Last year was all
Speaker 3: about queen and bohemian ratste This year it's going to
Speaker 3: be about Elton John his story and the movie is
Speaker 3: called a rocket Man. And the great news is all
Speaker 3: the reviews are saying. Friends who've gone to see it
Speaker 3: at a preview in London in the West End a
Speaker 3: couple of days ago said it's outstanding. At times it
Speaker 3: feels quite like Mulin Rouge. It's a musical, but it works.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be amazing. Can't wait to see it
Speaker 3: Monday night, and we've got a whole Hoints screening room.
Speaker 3: I think we can have about two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: of you there and it comes out on May the thirtieth,
Speaker 3: but you can see it before all your friends. Just
Speaker 3: asking you this morning, no competition, simply why I'm getting
Speaker 3: a lot of emails, amazing stories, a lot of fans
Speaker 3: that you really want to come. That's who we want
Speaker 3: to speak to this morning. Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: four three. First of all, though I need to check,
Speaker 3: Producer Beck is in charge of the spreadsheet, and in
Speaker 3: this life and this modern world, whoever controls the spreadsheet
Speaker 3: is like, is that Game of Thrones? They're in charge,
Speaker 3: Producer becks, how many tickets have I got to give
Speaker 3: away before Monday night screening? Okay, we have got She
Speaker 3: listens to happiness in her voice. She loves it when
Speaker 3: I bow down to the spreadsheet.
Speaker 5: Twenty doubles.
Speaker 3: We've got to give away twenty doubles.
Speaker 4: Train the next one because my wife actually can't come
Speaker 4: on Monday. Yeah, she got a book club. So we've
Speaker 4: got one loan one one loan one can sit next
Speaker 4: to me. Okay, okay, we've got someone to be Jack's
Speaker 4: friend for the night. Let's go to the lines now. Then, Sam,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 2: Get are you here going Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So Sam, why should you come Monday night?
Speaker 3: Come and see Rocketman with us? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Look, firstly, I'll sit next to Jack because my wife's
Speaker 2: away on work at the moment. So that's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Looking forward to the second Well what was that?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: That's perfect, mate, it works. It's meant to be you
Speaker 3: two hooking up.
Speaker 2: It is it is, And I reckon like, this is
Speaker 2: just gonna be one of those epic biopics that you
Speaker 2: just have to go and watch. There's a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Out there right now or coming out and this is
Speaker 2: just going to be right up there with one of
Speaker 2: the best of all time. Plus when I was in
Speaker 2: like grade three or four, my school teacher she got
Speaker 2: there and would teach us see songs, and Rocketman was
Speaker 2: the first song that I learned all the words to.
Speaker 3: Ever what a cool music teacher.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, she was fantastic.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you remember the lyrics? Right now? Then?
Speaker 2: I'm a rocket Man burn and I have a feeler
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 3: That's enough. That's good enough for us. Okay, you're sat
Speaker 3: next to Jack. Okay, Sam, we'll see your Monday night mate.
Speaker 2: Well done the cheers, Christian.
Speaker 3: All right, buddy, look forward to meeting your property. Helen.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hi Christians. Helen.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's me.
Speaker 3: Thanks, and Helen, tell us why should be their Monday
Speaker 3: night rocket Man?
Speaker 6: Because I really love going to movies, into musicals, and
Speaker 6: I love going to shows. My husband's not always keen back.
Speaker 6: He loved helping John and he loved Queen and he
Speaker 6: is really keen on on music so much so that
Speaker 6: he taught out now twenty five year old, to love
Speaker 6: that music too. So we're also going away on a
Speaker 6: big trip for helping me out back for a couple
Speaker 6: of months. So I don't think we'll get to see it.
Speaker 6: We won't be anywhere near it. So i'd love to
Speaker 6: take him on Monday night before we go away.
Speaker 3: Hello, we love all of that. We'd love to see
Speaker 3: you down there. We'll see you Monday night.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: Hang on a minute. I've just seen on my expensive
Speaker 3: phone system here that can tabulate where you are. You
Speaker 3: and East Bryne. Can you pick me up that we're
Speaker 3: can have a cuple of beers. I don't need to drive.
Speaker 3: It's a win win for everyone. I'll be waiting in
Speaker 3: Dandee Park. Okay, all right, Hello, we'll see you there.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Let's go to Megan. Good morning. Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm good Meghan. And why do you want to come
Speaker 3: and see Rocketman with us?
Speaker 10: Because I was very horrible tonight.
Speaker 11: Hello, pretty good way to make it up to him?
Speaker 3: Okay, who are you horrible to my dad? Oh? No,
Speaker 3: what did you do?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: He was just being annoying and I just yielded him
Speaker 9: and now I feel really Hell.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm just a bad daughter.
Speaker 3: And I think I'll still be annoying my kids when
Speaker 3: I'm eighty two, Megan. What a lovely way to make
Speaker 3: it up to your old man. Is he a fan
Speaker 3: of Elton john.
Speaker 5: Who loves him?
Speaker 7: That was a great way to make it up to him.
Speaker 3: Definitely. Okay, Well make sure you come and say hello
Speaker 3: and introduce me to your dad and yourself when you're
Speaker 3: there on Monday night.
Speaker 10: Right, lovely?
Speaker 3: All all right, Alex, good morning, Hi Christian? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? Are you well, Alex?
Speaker 7: I'm in good health?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Well, this is good news. Okay. And Alex,
Speaker 3: you a big fan of Elton Johnny? When to come
Speaker 3: and see Rocket Man?
Speaker 11: I am a big fan of Elton john But there's
Speaker 11: another reason I want to go.
Speaker 7: There's on the radio.
Speaker 10: I've been hearing the clicks for the movie, and there's
Speaker 10: a line that says, You've got to kill the person
Speaker 10: you are and to be the person you want to be.
Speaker 10: And I've been reading a book lately on breaking the
Speaker 10: habit of being yourself and I just thought that was perfect.
Speaker 6: And in line with what I'm doing at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't it. I keep hearing that line. I tucked
Speaker 3: it into my phone. It's a very very very profound line.
Speaker 3: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I just thought for a bit more inspiration.
Speaker 3: It'd be great, brilliant. Okay, what's the name of your
Speaker 3: book you're reading at the moment? Is it good?
Speaker 7: Breaking the habit of being yourself?
Speaker 3: Right? Okay, I'll have to dig that out, all right, Alex,
Speaker 3: definitely gotta come along. The movie's already speaking to you.
Speaker 3: It's giving you wisdom. Come along. We'll see them Monday night.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, Christian, all.
Speaker 3: Right, pleasure, I have a good day. All right. We'll
Speaker 3: take some more of these next. If you want to
Speaker 3: come and see Rocket Man with us on Monday night
Speaker 3: nine four four one o four three, just call us
Speaker 3: something to us?
Speaker 1: Why the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: Hell Time John John John, hell Don John, all right,
Speaker 3: Elton John big new movie coming out on the thirtieth
Speaker 3: of May. You can go and see a couple days
Speaker 3: before how where we're hosting an advanced screening. What do
Speaker 3: you gotta do? This is calling up this morning on
Speaker 3: Gold one oh four point three nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. Tell us why you have to
Speaker 3: be there Monday night. Tianni good morning, Good morning, how
Speaker 3: are you. I'm good CHANI, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: I'd really love.
Speaker 6: To go see Elton John because I just feel like
Speaker 6: I was born in the wrong generation, and luckily I've
Speaker 6: grow up up with my dad and mom.
Speaker 7: Who introduced me to actual good music and Kissed and
Speaker 7: all that, Abba and led Zeppelin and that's just my
Speaker 7: favorite bands. So I'd love to go seek.
Speaker 3: Well, that's amazing you mum and dad are raising you
Speaker 3: the right way. And also you've got an amazing taste
Speaker 3: of music. So can I ask how old are you? Tianni?
Speaker 7: I'm fifteen?
Speaker 3: Right, So you don't like much of the music that's
Speaker 3: around now?
Speaker 7: Definitely not.
Speaker 3: No, Well, that means you're smarter than some of the
Speaker 3: other pin heads. I listened to that brain rotting nunsense.
Speaker 3: Your daughters wow, and they're not into Beiba. Okay, Jianni,
Speaker 3: you got to come and see the movie? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you going to take mom and dad? Do you
Speaker 3: want to bring mom and dad along?
Speaker 7: Yes? Please?
Speaker 3: All right? Definitely? Okay, so today make you listen to
Speaker 3: the show. Then are you are you? Do you choose
Speaker 3: to listen to us? No?
Speaker 7: This is definitely my choice.
Speaker 6: I've got my own little transistor radio in my room.
Speaker 3: You are keeping it old school now only you listen
Speaker 3: to old music. You listen to the oldest format, sister radio.
Speaker 3: What with the aeriel?
Speaker 6: No, it doesn't have one.
Speaker 7: It's a Studa baker, I know.
Speaker 6: And it's like an aqua color.
Speaker 3: It's really pretty, that's all. And I just love it. Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 3: All right, Tony, look forward to meeting your mum and
Speaker 3: dad on Monday night. Okay, coming down?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: All right, say let them have a good day at school.
Speaker 3: How cool is she? All right? So then make bye? Okay, Jenny,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 7: Oh how are you?
Speaker 3: Yes, Jenny, tell us why you want to come down?
Speaker 3: See rocketman.
Speaker 7: Well, I have a little bit of a dilemma since
Speaker 7: Gamer Throne finished on Monday night last week, I've got
Speaker 7: nothing else to do on a Monday.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. It was it was. It was
Speaker 3: my thing as well, my wife. It was Monday nights.
Speaker 3: It was always about Gamer Thrones, sitting down watching it,
Speaker 3: and it's a big hold in our lives now without
Speaker 3: the Great Game of Thrones. What did you think of
Speaker 3: the ending? By the way, did you like it or not? Oh?
Speaker 7: I've just got mixed feelings. So look I did. I
Speaker 7: did love it.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was closure for me. So I guess something you.
Speaker 8: Had to end somehow.
Speaker 3: I've seen it now. I watched it back again yesterday.
Speaker 3: I reckon rushed. Yeah, Jenny, come down, come down Monday night.
Speaker 3: We can talk more about it Monday night. All right,
Speaker 3: we'll see down there. All right, thanks, Jane, let's go
Speaker 3: to Jane. Good morning, Jane, Good morning, Christian, Jane. Why
Speaker 3: do you want to be there Monday night?
Speaker 11: Rocket man, I'm turning another year older on Monday.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll see it down there. It's your birthday
Speaker 3: present from us to you. Okay, Oh, thank you so
Speaker 3: much day, Thank you very much. That's the ticket. So
Speaker 3: now we'll give away some more later on after nine
Speaker 3: on the Artwork Time Waster, we got the isolated vocal
Speaker 3: Coming up next the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Just and said I was moving on with giving away
Speaker 3: on Shohn tickets. I just get this story from Claire Christian.
Speaker 3: I'd love to get tickets on Monday now. Elton John
Speaker 3: was the very first concert I went to. It was
Speaker 3: brilliant my dad passed away just over a year ago.
Speaker 3: I was sitting with him in the last hour of
Speaker 3: his life, and I thought, how can I try and
Speaker 3: make this a tiny bit better? So I got Spotify
Speaker 3: up and he loved Elton John. We both did, and
Speaker 3: I played Elton John's greatest hits to him, singing to
Speaker 3: him with some of the songs as well, with the tears.
Speaker 3: Elton John's songs now hold a very special place in
Speaker 3: my heart. I'd love to come along, Claire, you absolutely
Speaker 3: should be there, would definitely see you down. That's a
Speaker 3: lovely story.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three Thursday More.
Speaker 3: What it means it's time for a brand new isolated vocal.
Speaker 3: This is where we just play an amazing singer lend
Speaker 3: down their vocal performance when there's nothing else on. The
Speaker 3: song is before all the instruments are added. This is
Speaker 3: another very different one. Debbie Harry Blondie. She's full of attitude,
Speaker 3: menace and swagger. A couple easy. I was lucky enough
Speaker 3: to actually share a beer with us. She was so cool.
Speaker 3: I was actually intimidated by her as well. She's just
Speaker 3: had this kind of at any moment, I thought she
Speaker 3: might just say something controversial, or she had just this
Speaker 3: special era. Stevie Nix is like that as well. He
Speaker 3: had these amazing female singers in the seventies. All right,
Speaker 3: so this is one way or another, brilliant song, great
Speaker 3: isolated vocal, this one. I help you enjoy it. One
Speaker 3: way another I'm onna finder.
Speaker 11: I'm on, I get take it, take it, take get.
Speaker 4: You one way or another.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna win you. I'll get you.
Speaker 4: I'll get your one way another. I'm gonna see you.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna meet you, meet you, meet you.
Speaker 3: Meet you one day, maybe next week.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna meet you. I meet you.
Speaker 3: The laser loud follow You're buzz downtown.
Speaker 5: See who's hanging? I walk down them all.
Speaker 12: Stand over by the wall where I can see it all,
Speaker 12: find out who you call.
Speaker 1: Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials there
Speaker 1: and rap food.
Speaker 5: Get lost in the crowd. Way another where I can
Speaker 5: see it all. Gone the Nickel Why where I can
Speaker 5: see it all kind nickel way.
Speaker 3: Before there was Ariana Grande who was Blondie. She is
Speaker 3: just cool ass. I totally I've heard that song, played
Speaker 3: that song many many times you just hear the melody.
Speaker 3: Sometimes with a song, don't you Oh, this is a
Speaker 3: nice little beat to it. And then suddenly when you
Speaker 3: do the isolated vocal, you really the lyrics pop out,
Speaker 3: especially where that she punches him through the speakers. He goes,
Speaker 3: this is a terrifying song. It's a stalker's anthems. It's
Speaker 3: actually more of a stalker's antheth them every breath you take,
Speaker 3: which is as creepy as anything you know, and about
Speaker 3: that kind of obsessional love. But one way another is great.
Speaker 3: That was this ex isolated vocal. If you want to
Speaker 3: look for these, you'll find them all on YouTube. There's
Speaker 3: tons of them. If you see one and you hear
Speaker 3: one that you love, you think was sound great On
Speaker 3: Thursday morning on the show, I'd love to have it.
Speaker 3: Email me Christian at Gold one four three dot com
Speaker 3: dot AU. All right now, but looking forward to the
Speaker 3: talking to you about this all week. Sunday afternoon, I
Speaker 3: was watching my daughter play footy and I'm making small
Speaker 3: talk with a couple of dads there and he was
Speaker 3: asking where the radio station was, and so I always
Speaker 3: give the well known landmark. We're right in between Bridge
Speaker 3: and Swan you know, and you got down on Swan Street.
Speaker 3: You got the corner, he went, I used to be
Speaker 3: in a band at school. We entered the Battle of
Speaker 3: the Band's competition. We got to play at the corner
Speaker 3: and I thought, that's a great Melbourne claim to fame,
Speaker 3: and I wonder if there must be more Melbourne very
Speaker 3: specifically Melbourne claims to fame that you have. And I
Speaker 3: was talking with the team about this. Of course, Jack,
Speaker 3: you do now.
Speaker 4: I mean I helped pen the song sing It for
Speaker 4: Melbourne that we released this time last year.
Speaker 3: You didn't help Penny. You wrote the song this is
Speaker 3: your hit every first day, sum I wish I bade
Speaker 3: us again. Everybody, all right, so one of this morning,
Speaker 3: what is your Melbourne claim to fame? Producer Beck's got
Speaker 3: a great one as well. Morning.
Speaker 12: Yes, my great great great grandfather Thomas Watts was one
Speaker 12: of the first architects in Melbourne. So Glenn Huntley is
Speaker 12: named after Glen Huntley Road is named after his house,
Speaker 12: Glen Unley that was on the road.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is amazing. So you're great, great great.
Speaker 4: Yeah. When you told us the first time, yet you
Speaker 4: didn't have so many great for them? Now it sounded
Speaker 4: like your grandpa. It sounded like your granddad. But she's
Speaker 4: learning how to radio stories are good, good for girls.
Speaker 4: So by the time we hear this again in twenty
Speaker 4: minutes time with the primo today, I mean my my.
Speaker 3: Great great great great great great great great great great
Speaker 3: grandfather Adam and Eve Glen hunting Road. So four Granddad
Speaker 3: to go, well.
Speaker 12: Eighteen sixties, so that's about four ago for me. I think,
Speaker 12: if I do my money, I'm bad at mass.
Speaker 3: Tell me Melbourne goes back further than eighteen sixty? Is
Speaker 3: that it much?
Speaker 7: Normally?
Speaker 12: In forties fifties was when they started to build it properly.
Speaker 3: Here Ye old d Melbourne only goes back eighteen sixty.
Speaker 3: I reckon because there was a store yesterday they found
Speaker 3: some ancient remains of old Melbourne, And I reckon, what's that?
Speaker 3: That's just gonna be like a can of VB. Ye
Speaker 3: old e Melbourne? All right? What's your Melbourne claim to fame?
Speaker 3: In Press nine four one four one.
Speaker 1: Oh four to three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's.
Speaker 3: Gold one oh four point three? What is your Melbourne
Speaker 3: claim to fame? What's a claim to fane you've got
Speaker 3: about this great city Melbourne. That's what I want to
Speaker 3: hear this morning. Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Patsy's got a good one. Actually, PASSI what's yours?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I just said to check with my mum. Apparently my
Speaker 5: great grandma check Wedding had a bakery in Clarendon Street
Speaker 5: in South Melbourne, right near the you know that other place.
Speaker 3: Oh, just across the road from that other place. Great
Speaker 3: way to give directions.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thank you Google, Matt.
Speaker 5: You know where Eddie lives.
Speaker 3: Triple doesn't live there? Do you think I live here?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You're going to sleep on a couch when I get in.
Speaker 3: Where Eddie lives. But that's a that's barely worth mentioning that.
Speaker 3: So you had a bakery.
Speaker 5: She had a bakery?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Becky producer beck is talking about someone
Speaker 3: who has that is magnificent designed some of the impressive
Speaker 3: buildings here. A great great great triple great grand somebody
Speaker 3: you know used to make a bun.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, that's all I've got. We've got a very unexciting.
Speaker 3: Fan to verify this amazing story. Who was the grand
Speaker 3: corn as well? A Kidnad.
Speaker 5: The surname was check Windin. That were Welsh check Winds check.
Speaker 3: Windin right lovely? All right, then I wake myself up there.
Speaker 5: I'm really glad I shared that.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's we're all glad. It'll be today's promo,
Speaker 3: a Christian color wap for show. All right, let's go
Speaker 3: to the lines, miss not Michelle. Hello, what doing out there? Ray?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 7: Oh, good morning Christin?
Speaker 3: How are you? I'm good? Ray. What's your Melbourne claim
Speaker 3: to fame? Mate?
Speaker 7: Well, my Melbourne claim to fame involves Elton John right
Speaker 7: back in about nineteen seventy seven, where I went to
Speaker 7: my girlfriend's birthday party at Countdown and it was Elton
Speaker 7: John's thirtieth birthday party, so Molly Maldron was making quite
Speaker 7: a fuss about him. I decided on that night that
Speaker 7: I was going to get a piece of Elton John
Speaker 7: before I left. I was a big fan all the
Speaker 7: way back then in seven.
Speaker 3: When you say when you say a piece of Elton John,
Speaker 3: we're not talking. It was a different time.
Speaker 7: Well, back in the seventy seven all was not revealed
Speaker 7: about Elton John, and so I saw that he had
Speaker 7: a black belt tied around his waist and I got
Speaker 7: right up behind his piano. So as soon as he
Speaker 7: started playing blue Eyes, I grabbed the belt and I
Speaker 7: pulled it as hard as I could to get it off.
Speaker 3: Pull down a legends pants while they're playing.
Speaker 7: Well, it was the only accessible item I could see,
Speaker 7: and being a naive eleven year old, I didn't know
Speaker 7: about mining. And he turned around to me and he said,
Speaker 7: pee off, you little.
Speaker 3: Right, So I'm with elw in this. I hope this
Speaker 3: scene is in the movie as well.
Speaker 7: I did see it on a replay of Countdown one time.
Speaker 7: There was a little bit of an image of it.
Speaker 7: And anyway, many years later he was playing it whereas
Speaker 7: you mansioned and I went alonger than adult, and when
Speaker 7: he started playing blue Eyes, he said, this song always
Speaker 7: reminds me of Melbourne, and I thought, yep, that's me.
Speaker 3: Oh that is a great story. That's really really funny.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come and see Rocket Man with us?
Speaker 3: To see that bit's in the movie.
Speaker 7: I could almost cry to come. I would be so excited.
Speaker 3: Oh bless you all right, ray well, do putting anyone's
Speaker 3: pants down? Okay, I don't do any introduction. And suddenly
Speaker 3: in my underway right again. So do you say he
Speaker 3: was librating his thirtieth in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well he was born in forty seven, and I mean,
Speaker 7: I didn't realize it was that long ago. But it
Speaker 7: was such a great night, and Molly Melgourn was in
Speaker 7: such amazing format.
Speaker 3: You got two great characters there, eltwond Molly. They must
Speaker 3: have had a laugh together.
Speaker 7: Felt so blessed to be there, and actually Elsa. So
Speaker 7: Molly had this gigantic cake and he threw it at
Speaker 7: Elton and I went all over the studio and you know,
Speaker 7: you're you're in entertainment. You know how small these studios are,
Speaker 7: And so I grabbed that cake and I left it
Speaker 7: in my freezer, I think for about twenty years.
Speaker 3: You amazing, right, this is all of this. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: giving us so much today. Yeah, we'll see you Monday night. Mate. Okay,
Speaker 3: come on down.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Pleasure, A great story, all right, that's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3: Then your Melbourne well a pow a celebrity's pants down.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not up there with Eld Patsy and
Speaker 3: Nana Kunda and that baker. What is your Melbourne claim
Speaker 3: to fame. We want one just above the Bakery nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four.
Speaker 1: Three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: Christian. I don't know how interesting my Melbourne claim to
Speaker 3: fame is, but I hold the record for the most
Speaker 3: consecutive rides thirty three in a row on the gravitron
Speaker 3: at Lunar Park. I did this when I was thirteen.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: Is great one.
Speaker 3: That's's It's not up there with Patsy's and Nanakun who
Speaker 3: sold cakes. Hey listen, working Top Productions, just giving us
Speaker 3: a call. Rob wants to turn that into me because
Speaker 3: this Year's Castle. Our whole story there. It's got a
Speaker 3: lot there, a series of movies actually, the pretty cool
Speaker 3: about the the origin story of Nana Akashna two last
Speaker 3: quod Alicia, good morning, Hi, how are you? I'm good
Speaker 3: at Lisia And what'ts your Melbourne claim to fame? Mate?
Speaker 10: I'm related to the maker of Skipping Girl Vinegar.
Speaker 3: And shut the show down. I've seen that sign before
Speaker 3: and wondered, thought it must have been like an old
Speaker 3: factory that used to be there.
Speaker 10: Yes, I do believe so So that's mean Victoria Street, Abbotsford.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I got a print of it sitting
Speaker 4: in my living rooms.
Speaker 11: Audrey the skipping girl, her name is correct, my great sorry,
Speaker 11: My my grandfather actually built the sign and my auntie
Speaker 11: was the one that was skipping.
Speaker 10: Not only did he build that, he also built the
Speaker 10: Dandy Bacon sign as well. That now has the hat
Speaker 10: that comes off and on over the Dandy Long Market.
Speaker 10: So that was re erected about five years ago.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's pretty cool. All right, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for sharing that. Easy, have a good day. And one
Speaker 3: last one Cow, Good morning, Christian Cow. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm good, cold, lovely to talk to you. What's your
Speaker 3: what's your Melbourne claim to fame?
Speaker 8: It's not more and essentially the old man. He was
Speaker 8: a pottering stoke on tree. I don't know whether you
Speaker 8: know it in the UK. Yeah, North for twyfords, yep.
Speaker 8: And he got transferred to Australia to Melbourne and he
Speaker 8: designed Fired and built the first two bolt dunny ever
Speaker 8: in Australia. In Melbourne, we're a bolt onto the floor.
Speaker 8: There are all four boulders. He designed Fired and got
Speaker 8: it passed to be.
Speaker 3: A two bolker. This is this is so Twyfords. You
Speaker 3: won't know this, but in England they make all the toilets, okay,
Speaker 3: all the bucket toilets are twyfid you see the little
Speaker 3: name on there, been around for centuries. It's like a
Speaker 3: family business, Twyford's. So the fact that so your dad
Speaker 3: was obviously sort of brought out here for his skin
Speaker 3: and expertise and making dunnies and took it from a
Speaker 3: four bolter to a two bolt.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, and I think I'm not too sure to
Speaker 8: be honest with you, but I think one of the
Speaker 8: first ones ever fitted was in the Hilton Hotel.
Speaker 3: That is great. We're going to have to call the
Speaker 3: Hilton Hotel to if anyone there knows was the first
Speaker 3: ever two bolta So surely you need the four bolts
Speaker 3: down there, because if you sat down and you know
Speaker 3: you haven't there for a while, you'd need the four bolts.
Speaker 3: Why did you, old man think you could just get
Speaker 3: away with two or Australians were a bit lightweight with
Speaker 3: the two with the droppings, I'm not.
Speaker 8: Sure, but there was the design he come up with,
Speaker 8: and the designers obviously liked it, so they put it
Speaker 8: in the production that had to go to mulber Water
Speaker 8: in the city to get it passed, and they passed
Speaker 8: it and they've been sold ever since.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of the phrase two bolts before. Now
Speaker 3: all of us know about the two Next time I
Speaker 3: got to tour, I'm gonna have a look down as.
Speaker 8: We're a bolt under the floor.
Speaker 3: Yep, look, and I'm not to your old man. What's
Speaker 3: his name, Jim? Jim, So that's a Jim, all right,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Cal Than's the show and that
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 1: Say the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: So yesterday we announced that this breakfast show in two
Speaker 3: weeks time is a year old and the only thing
Speaker 3: we want to do is buy you a drink and
Speaker 3: say thank you for supporting the show. Listen to the show,
Speaker 3: whether that's recently or you've been in since last year.
Speaker 3: And we've a great location as well. The Cooper's in
Speaker 3: right in the middle of the CBD. It's going to
Speaker 3: be two weeks tomorrow, which the date is June seven.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. So we sort of give away
Speaker 3: the first tickets you get drinks on us, and that's
Speaker 3: not all cannapase free, cannipise free canna pines sounds good, right, huh.
Speaker 3: Come for the laughs, stay for the cannabase. So it's
Speaker 3: two weeks tomorrow we're starting to give away tickets. We
Speaker 3: did it yesterday with a great phone in. You simply
Speaker 3: had to call us up. Tell us a story that
Speaker 3: will make all three of us say wow, Wow, Wow.
Speaker 3: Christian o'connells wow, make us say wow wow. Mark's sort
Speaker 3: of throwing everything into that, isn't he. I know he's
Speaker 3: a kindly fan. It's never played us again. I had
Speaker 3: a load of emails that came in after the back
Speaker 3: of yesterday's show with some truly amazing stories. So don't
Speaker 3: forget a couple of times with some of the stories
Speaker 3: that called in, Jack and I would say, well, nothing
Speaker 3: from Patsy. It's got to be the trifecta, the three wow.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a story about an elderly nanna
Speaker 3: having a bakery. You know you'll get Patsy in your corner. Okay, Christian,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's in make all three of you say, well,
Speaker 3: how about I'm prepared to fly down from Canberra to
Speaker 3: come along and toast a show on its one year birthday.
Speaker 3: John in act, Oh, come on, I mean she's got
Speaker 3: a book a hotel for the night. He's paying out
Speaker 3: money to come and hang out with us. Wow, John,
Speaker 3: Oh you.
Speaker 5: Well, he was probably coming down for the footy anyway
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 4: My brother is in camera and he comes down all
Speaker 4: the time. Is it down every second week?
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you if you lived in camera?
Speaker 3: Yeah? John down?
Speaker 4: Sorry buddy, Well, actually, you know what, I love the
Speaker 4: fact that people want to come from in a state.
Speaker 3: So I'd love to have every single state represented.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: You know what, scenes we've just had an election. That
Speaker 5: is a wow you can't have because he's probably trying
Speaker 5: to escape the policy.
Speaker 3: You never delayed. Wow. You don't ring up a mate
Speaker 3: and go do you know what last week? You know
Speaker 3: in the part you tell me that story? Wow? Okay, bye, No,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that now. Don't worry, John, I've got
Speaker 3: big heart. These are the two stonehearts. Forget about it.
Speaker 3: This is an incredible story. Okay, all right, calm yourself
Speaker 3: because this is one of those stories. Okay, Hi, Christian,
Speaker 3: My grandfather Les was a truly incredible amount in fact,
Speaker 3: I can't. We need to reset the scene. We need
Speaker 3: to we need to come back to this because this
Speaker 3: is one of those stories. Okay, well you've put and
Speaker 3: also you know what I just want to say as well,
Speaker 3: I just want to take a moment. I know it's
Speaker 3: a bit cheesy when radio presenters dedicate a song to
Speaker 3: the wife, but it is my lovely wife, Sarah. It's
Speaker 3: a birthday today and if you can't dedicate a song
Speaker 3: to your wife, on you sorry our anniversar, it's our
Speaker 3: twenty first wedding anniversary. What I to do is go
Speaker 3: one from that and actually do have to dedicate this
Speaker 3: ad break to my wife. And all these discounts, all
Speaker 3: these messages, all the sung jingles, the phone numbers, the locations,
Speaker 3: they're for you, Angel, on your special day.
Speaker 1: You're welcome the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, So two weeks time, the show is a year
Speaker 3: old and we're marking this by inviting you down the
Speaker 3: pub with us. Thank you very much. The Cooper's In
Speaker 3: who are hosting us drinks are on us, so thank
Speaker 3: you for supporting the show. We're also going to be
Speaker 3: doing a very special show. It's a late night version
Speaker 3: of the Breakfast Show. We're calling it the Late Late
Speaker 3: Breakfast Show as well. Pass he's gone. You know, Patty's
Speaker 3: peach you as well about her idea about the racist
Speaker 3: poetry she's been writing. I said, no, not on stage
Speaker 3: and not on air. No point do I want to
Speaker 3: hear that she sends them about once. Were usually at
Speaker 3: the weekends, at like one of the morning, involving anti stuff.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was at the end of the
Speaker 3: first week. Perhaps he went to me. I went to
Speaker 3: see my doctor yesterday and done. He's British, but he's
Speaker 3: a nice guy. You know. I am also British as well.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we are doing a late night version of
Speaker 3: this breakfast show. Imagine this show, but we drink inside us.
Speaker 3: That's what you're gonna be getting on stage, and he
Speaker 3: get Canna pays as well. And we may have a
Speaker 3: surprise guest doing a very special performance as well. Shane
Speaker 3: Crawford's in tomorrow. He's our special guest. Then, all right,
Speaker 3: so I'm asking you yesterday to win the first tickets
Speaker 3: to give us a story that makes the three of
Speaker 3: us say, wow, this is a great story. But only
Speaker 3: say wow if it is a wowep. My grandfeather Lets
Speaker 3: was an incredible man. He joined the British Army when
Speaker 3: he was fifteen by lying about his age. He joined
Speaker 3: up with his best mate who was like his brother,
Speaker 3: and they won off the fight in the Second World War, Sally,
Speaker 3: his best friend, was hit by a bullet and the
Speaker 3: pain was so bad that he begd Les his best
Speaker 3: friend to help him end his life quicker and that
Speaker 3: you're fifteen. So my grandad had to do this to
Speaker 3: help end his friend suffering. He was just fifteen. A
Speaker 3: minute later, he was then shot in the neck himself
Speaker 3: and killed. But the story doesn't end there. This isn't
Speaker 3: the wow. A few days later, the dead bodies of
Speaker 3: all the soldiers in that conflict were laid out so
Speaker 3: people could come and identify them. My granddad's brother was
Speaker 3: also fighting as well, and he went to identify him. However,
Speaker 3: when he was going through all his pockets to see
Speaker 3: i there was anything they wanted to take back home
Speaker 3: to Mom and Dad, he found his body still to
Speaker 3: be warm. It turned out that my granddad Les was
Speaker 3: still alive, oh wow, and had spent the last two
Speaker 3: days drifting in and out of unconsciousness, buried in a
Speaker 3: pile of dead bodies, assumed dead himself. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He went on to live a long and very eventful life,
Speaker 3: but insisted that three separate people had to verify he
Speaker 3: was dead when he was actually dead before they were
Speaker 3: allowed to ever bury him. I hope the story walls
Speaker 3: you as much as it does our family. That's from Olivia. Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah, easily, wow. This is amazing.
Speaker 3: That's someone out of a movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, incredible, just all all of it.
Speaker 3: That is unbelievable. Olivia Sullivan, thank you so much for
Speaker 3: sharing that with us. Yes, we will definitely see you there.
Speaker 3: And then I've got another one. This is another I
Speaker 3: think this guy here thinks he has he's sitting on
Speaker 3: a I love it because all the emails I got
Speaker 3: the subject head was this is definitely a wow story.
Speaker 3: And this is the only one that said I guarantee
Speaker 3: I put money on the fat. This is a triple
Speaker 3: wow story. But I'll save this for tomorrow because this
Speaker 3: is one of those Friday stories. I've reread the story
Speaker 3: about three or four times. There's so much to this
Speaker 3: it's unbelievable anyway, But butler for tomorrow. If you do
Speaker 3: have a make make us say well for the tickets.
Speaker 3: You can email me Christian at Gold one oh four
Speaker 3: to three dot com dot au. What about Les.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: What to day? To be alive? It is World Fruit
Speaker 3: and Veg Day? It is right to celebrate all this
Speaker 3: great about fruit and veg Today? Is that word time
Speaker 3: waster your fruit and veg movies? I've got enemy at
Speaker 3: the dates. Hey, come on, that's smart, Mango unchanged.
Speaker 4: That's a good.
Speaker 3: The devil wears papaya, that's good. The devil wears papaya,
Speaker 3: melon rouge, melon rouge. Mary Pippins, we've had two good
Speaker 3: Mary Popins ones down the road. And missus sproutfire. That's
Speaker 3: good too, Nanny, who's a sprout? That's a good? Said?
Speaker 3: All right? What have you got them through? Veged movies?
Speaker 4: You know the first time ever? This is now the
Speaker 4: two hundred and first time I've done a time waster.
Speaker 4: And Brad has texted me an entry. I think he's
Speaker 4: been waiting.
Speaker 3: You know what. I wouldn't do that on point of principle.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any way for you back if
Speaker 3: you're taking them from him. Don't come on, I hate this.
Speaker 3: A guy used to write jokes with Grubby and d D.
Speaker 4: Come on, all right, the following are all Brad, don't
Speaker 4: do it. You're better than this telling you I had three.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it will kill the show. Do you remember the
Speaker 3: idea he pitched to us yesterday? What it is? A
Speaker 3: sketch about the umpire with craw tomorrow. It was just
Speaker 3: like all that picture man in it, but it looked
Speaker 3: like he was going bird watch. That's who's sampling up
Speaker 3: the comedy. Don't do it, don't kill radio. These are
Speaker 3: not brads.
Speaker 4: We bought a zucchini.
Speaker 3: I can imagine that as a hipster restaurant, right, a
Speaker 3: cafe up in Brunswick.
Speaker 4: The perks of being a cauliflower.
Speaker 3: These are your best all week?
Speaker 4: Thank you, and eron broccoli bitch until that one. And
Speaker 4: I need to know now what was Brad Hellapino boy?
Speaker 4: No va brackets?
Speaker 3: You know? All right? So does your fruit and veg
Speaker 3: movies to oh four seventy five three one oh four
Speaker 3: three best one we get next ten minutes. We'll give
Speaker 3: you a pair of tickets. Go and see this brilliant
Speaker 3: new musical, David Bowie's Lazarus The Musical, Oh four seven
Speaker 3: five three, one oh four three, Your Fruits and Veg Movies, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, Today's Time Waster, A Wild Fruit and Vege Day.
Speaker 3: Is your Fruit and Veg Movies? You ready to mark yep?
Speaker 3: Best one we get there not to go and see
Speaker 3: David Bowie's Lazarus the Musical, Get Him to the Leak Gold,
Speaker 3: the Jonah Hill, Russell Bram Move that Martin, well done, Planet,
Speaker 3: the Grapes Gold, Shane in Point Cook, Thank You, twelve
Speaker 3: years of Banana Bronze, You've got kal Silver, full Metal Jacket,
Speaker 3: Potato silver plus, Plumb Dog Millionaire Goldni Train Sprouting Gold,
Speaker 3: Edward Cellery Hands.
Speaker 4: Silver plus.
Speaker 3: I came up. I was going to do this one,
Speaker 3: but I crossed it out. Broccoli Back Mountain.
Speaker 4: It's almost silver plus.
Speaker 3: Four Weddings and a Pruner. All four weddings and a Pruner.
Speaker 3: All raiders are the Lost Artichoke Silver, Bock Choice Story,
Speaker 3: What's that toy story? Bock Choy Bronze, Last Mango in
Speaker 3: Paris Bronze, I know what you did last Cucumber That
Speaker 3: is my favorite so far. Silver Pumpkin Kong pumpkin corn, Gold,
Speaker 3: How to Train Your Dragon? Fruit, Silver Luke in Rainy, Noos,
Speaker 3: Raining and News, Beautiful day here, Orange Pulp Fiction Bronze.
Speaker 3: Are we pair yet? Are we paying? Gold? Passion Fruit
Speaker 3: of the Christ to my shame on YouTube? That's come
Speaker 3: on now Gold plus when this is great? When when
Speaker 3: Harry met Celery?
Speaker 4: That's great Gold, Silence of the Yams, Civil plus.
Speaker 3: Who gets the tickets to go and see David Bowie's.
Speaker 4: Lazarus Passion Fruit of the Christ.
Speaker 1: Hey, come on the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, I got a mystery to solve at our house.
Speaker 4: I told you last week.
Speaker 3: If it's the mystery of what's that smell, it's.
Speaker 4: You shower every day, just not with sight every second day.
Speaker 3: It means you might just walk in the rain. That's
Speaker 3: today shower.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: Actually, because I'm going to the gym today, I'll have
Speaker 4: a second shower.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, gym shower.
Speaker 4: The mystery is about my dog. So the other week
Speaker 4: she ate a stick of butter.
Speaker 3: And great day in a dog's lithough. If that's a dog,
Speaker 3: you're just thinking, wow, what is this that's been kept
Speaker 3: from me?
Speaker 4: But besides the stick of butter, we got her on
Speaker 4: a strict food diet.
Speaker 3: Because it is a big it looks like a peg
Speaker 3: on legs.
Speaker 4: Now you should say it, you should sell.
Speaker 3: You've taken her down with your personal train her frame.
Speaker 3: She like benching, you got two more in your lunar.
Speaker 4: When we live with mom and Dad, they would overfeed her.
Speaker 4: Now that she's living just they're feeding her cows or something.
Speaker 4: She has slimmed right down, so she only eats less
Speaker 4: than a cup of day of the dry dog food,
Speaker 4: but she is still The output of Pooh in the
Speaker 4: backyard is larger than what she takes in.
Speaker 3: So the output is bigger than the input.
Speaker 4: Yes, so she takes in less than a cup and
Speaker 4: she outputs.
Speaker 3: You think obviously when she was huge cow dog, do
Speaker 3: you think she's still clearing some of that backcloth? You
Speaker 3: know she's Scott.
Speaker 1: They go, oh, that's that Christmas dinner, the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So I'm heading to Bunnings. Right now, I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: and build a statue to Patsy's nan Bakery nonpaqua. Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow morning. Then we got the five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars call. Shane Crawford's going to be on the
Speaker 3: show as well. Title of today's show is Devilman. Teachers
Speaker 3: children took of that Huggy's coming up next The
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