1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: Quillen Woodie that bite sized wedding Horror Stories thirteen one 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: O sixty five, Ash London. So I love Brittany s 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: Views Britney. I follow her on Instagram and I'm just 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: so happy that her life is just happening on her terms. 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,280 Speaker 2: Now, she had a good wedding, didn't She didn't. It 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 2: wasn't a horror story. 7 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 1: It was a couple wedding. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: Oh she had. 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,319 Speaker 1: Four I don't know the number, but this is the 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: first one that's like on her terms. Didn't invite her family, 11 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: did invite Selena Gomes, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and 12 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: Donna Tellapasacci. 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 2: You know what I love though, So she invited Selena Gomez, 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 2: but then she wrote a comment about that being like, 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: oh my god, so much more beautiful in person. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: So time meeting irl boy because she's Britney Bibs. So 17 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: she was like, you know, you know, I kind of 18 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: like on Instagram, Selena Gomes, I'm going to invite her 19 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: and she'll come, which she did. There was one person 20 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: that wasn't invited that did rock up, and that is 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: her first husband, Jason Alexander, not the actor who plays 22 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: George Costanza on Seinfeld, who has the same name. So 23 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: he rocked up, broke into her house, which was the 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: wedding venue on the wedding day, was then arrested. But 25 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: how's this in this article? He live streamed it two 26 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:24,839 Speaker 1: dozens of worried fans imagining you gay christ Britney Spears 27 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: aka your ex wife's wedding and only dozens of people 28 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 1: or watch that hurt? 29 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 2: Yeah. That if anything's going to get traction, it's breaking 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 2: into Britney Spears's wedding and old Jason Alexander can only 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 2: get dozens. 32 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: But it inspired my friend Buckdi shout outs to you 33 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: Buckdy on Twitter to solicit, so to speak for wedding 34 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: horror story. Oh yeah, and let me tell you, I 35 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: was up until eleven pm last night just on Twitter 36 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: scrolling through these responses. Can I read one of my favorites? 37 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 2: Please? Yeah? Please? 38 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: This person said, I attended a workermate's sister's wedding as 39 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: a car drive. But that's good because your third party 40 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: not and you can just laugh from the shadows. Didn't 41 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: know anyone, brides found We were having weird shots of 42 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: some Vodkal like spirit before we left the house. At 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: the reception, the grandfather is up on stage singing and 44 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: doing a jig, drops dead in front of all. Hadn't 45 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: even been soon. He died, died at the wedding. 46 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 2: Did they revive him or him d d He's. 47 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: An old man and they had to keep going, to 48 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: keep going, have to keep going. 49 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 2: If I'm at your wedding and I die, call the wedding. 50 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: If you died, Yes, if grandfather who had met his 51 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: timely time to path on into the next realm, you 52 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: keep what Grandpa would have wanted, like put it in 53 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: the cr So talking about awkward wedding mishaps. Yes, Britney 54 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: Spears is ex Jason Alexander rocked up at the wedding 55 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: gate crashed, wildlife streaming, arrested, See you later. 56 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 2: She also, I think she was doing her first dance 57 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: and danced in a sparkly silver g string and diamond 58 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 2: excuse me, diamond, richly song and a tuxedo jacket dress. 59 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 2: Where do we place that? As far as mishap to, she. 60 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 1: Could do whatever she wants. She can. She's given so 61 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: much to society over so many years, and all the 62 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: while been held so tightly in that conservatorship. You know, now, 63 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: she could do whatever she wants with that money. She 64 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: could burn a million dollars and I'd be like, get it, girl, 65 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: come on. And so many great wedding fails. My friend 66 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: Buddy went viral on Twitter yesterday. She was asking people 67 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: for some fails and I was like, oh, I'm reading these. 68 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: This one's a good one. My best friend told me 69 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: that on my wedding day, she was by my husband 70 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: and he said he didn't want to get married. She 71 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: helps that a secret until we divorced. Imagine that you 72 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: announce your divorcing and then your best friend come says 73 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: on your wedding day what he came to me and said, 74 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to get married. 75 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 2: To be fair, though it's okay, so to me, no, no, 76 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 2: not knowing maybe to be fair was the wrong way 77 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 2: to say this. But if I knew on the wedding 78 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 2: day that something was awry with the person you're about 79 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 2: to marry, like it's going to really wreck the day, 80 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 2: isn't it. 81 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: So you're so you would possibly think the divorce is 82 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: easier than sending everybody home. 83 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 2: But it's on the wedding day, right, So it's like 84 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 2: I feel like if it was a week before, it's 85 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 2: a no brainer. Tell your friend and go, look, your 86 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 2: husband just hugged me and said I don't want to marry. 87 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: I'm saying the friend did the right thing to just 88 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: on the day now. I would have absolutely gone to 89 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: my friend one thousand percent and said, look, your husband's 90 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: just done this, and then it's up to them. 91 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 2: But what if it was I mean, shocking joke. But 92 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 2: what if the husband was like, it was. 93 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: A joke, not the kind of person you want to 94 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: marry anyone funny. 95 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, so awful joke or being serious? 96 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: Tell him on the day we do you have someone 97 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: Kelsey has called in Kelsey mate, how I do? Yeah? 98 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: Better than the day itself? Love that tell me everything 99 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: what happened? 100 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 2: And it turned out it was a scam photographer. 101 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: He'd done the same things about five brides and the camera. 102 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,799 Speaker 2: He what, sorry, didn't put an SD card in the camera, 103 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 2: about five photos in there to the camera for the whole. 104 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: Day, just pretending to take photos. 105 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 2: But what what's he getting from this. 106 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 1: Time? 107 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,840 Speaker 2: So you've paid him, You've already paid, you. 108 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: Paid, you paid the money straight up. 109 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 2: And then there was about five brides at the same 110 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 2: time that had the same issue, but it was just 111 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 2: lucky there were camera phones. 112 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,479 Speaker 1: But also like he's still doing it, but he doesn't 113 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 1: have the skills. Would he instead of to take good photos? 114 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: He's saying, Nah, they're not going to know until two 115 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: weeks later when I send the crappy photos. I mean, 116 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: if anything, I think it's very smart. You know, he's 117 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: got his bottoms of a whole two weeks on that guy? 118 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 2: Good on him. 119 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,599 Speaker 1: Do you want one mom before we can? Okay? Oh 120 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: I love this one. I went to a wedding where 121 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: the priest was summing up and said, and I'll do 122 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 1: a nice priest voice and with one gorgeous child and 123 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 1: another on the way. Oh no, oh, sorry, it's just 124 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: that you have such a curvey figure. I just thought 125 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: that he the bride wasn't pregnant. He says, she's pregnant 126 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: of everyone unless the baby is crowning. Do not. 127 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 2: That someone is pregnant When you when you were pregnant, 128 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 2: did people? Did people go for it? Like when you 129 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 2: were clearly pregnant because I know your buddies what eight 130 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 2: months old, so you had a period? People ever go 131 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 2: for it? 132 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? But I was, I complained so much about being pregnant, 133 00:06:53,560 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: even a stranger on the street. 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