WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Laura has made a questionable move at the laser clinic...

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, welcome to the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Thursday team.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, heading the chemist warehouse today. Great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 1>What a show we got for you? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>For one second, I forgot what day of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura looked at me like she's like, wow, you just

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<v Speaker 3>mixed up the days. That was what her internal mon said.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like and then, but then you made

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<v Speaker 3>me think And I even had to look up at

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<v Speaker 3>the day on the clock.

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<v Speaker 2>There was literally my eyes, my eyes lit up and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, who am I? Where am I? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Thursday, running on no sleep, no sleep again. My

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<v Speaker 2>two year old has just decided that night time is

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<v Speaker 2>not her time. I'll do my best, try your best.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>You can expect.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Celeste Barber is here.

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<v Speaker 2>She is amazing. I'm so excited to interview less Barbara. Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew her new series, Well Meme here is out.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like this fitness.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she's got to get a visa for America, so

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<v Speaker 3>she has to pass a medical because she's not fit

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<v Speaker 3>or healthy enough.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's all it's a shit.

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<v Speaker 3>She has to do to get fit and healthy to

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<v Speaker 3>pass the medical to get to America.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, all right, Well we'll get Celest on next. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to bring things down, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>are a woman with Palpin Care, we need you on

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup. We're doing an investigation. I've spoken to Ali

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<v Speaker 1>Land and I know all your current affair tactic.

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<v Speaker 2>The current fairs on it. Sixty minutes, everyone's on it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really gadgets on it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing an investigation pickup style on the show today.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys okay with that? I'm all for it? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got my gloves on. Yeah why just because

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<v Speaker 4>of dirt and germs?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well bridge gloves on. We'll investigate. It continues

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<v Speaker 1>next with celest Barber on the way at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick up Thursday on Kiss Britt, Laura and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch get ahead of the spread this flu season with

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<v Speaker 1>So jealous, you guys got to hang out with Celeste Barber?

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<v Speaker 2>We did. Isn't she just fantastic? She's truly a very

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<v Speaker 2>funny woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she went viral a couple of years ago, got

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<v Speaker 1>famous because she would mock celebrities, ridiculous interest parody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wanted to know if she's had any backlash, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>have there been any celebrities that have gotten annoyed by

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<v Speaker 2>her parodying them?

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a brand new Netflix series out, well Mania.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's roll you too with Celeste Barber.

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<v Speaker 3>Celeste Barber, huge fans here. We've stalked you for a

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<v Speaker 3>very long time on the ground, do.

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<v Speaker 5>We How did you get in? If you've stalked me,

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<v Speaker 5>how did you get in?

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<v Speaker 3>It's stalking because I've definitely slid into the DMS a

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<v Speaker 3>few times.

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<v Speaker 2>That's talking.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what have you said?

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<v Speaker 3>Well a love you be love you see? Can you

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<v Speaker 3>come on the podcast? Maybe now she'll have to because

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<v Speaker 3>it's like on the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>We're waiting for the reply still, but that's fine. In

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<v Speaker 2>well Mania, you're playing the character of Live who goes

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<v Speaker 2>and has a whole lot of crazy things done in

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<v Speaker 2>the world of wellness. But in your actual life, what

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<v Speaker 2>is the wildest thing that you have done in you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the bid for health.

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<v Speaker 5>I had emergency open heart surgery when I was twenty five,

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<v Speaker 5>and a year after that I had to get a

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<v Speaker 5>clonic because it was all full on. That's the weirdest

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<v Speaker 5>thing I had to do. And it's that thing where

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<v Speaker 5>you're like, you can't eat sugar, you can't eat anything

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<v Speaker 5>that tastes good, donat it, anything that makes you feel

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<v Speaker 5>good about yourself, donate it. Just you know, breathe through

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<v Speaker 5>your mouth. That's all you can do. Then I got

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<v Speaker 5>a chlonic and I will never do it again.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you have had open heart surgery, how much

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<v Speaker 3>of a connection do you have to live? Did you

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<v Speaker 3>go down this track in real life of just trying

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<v Speaker 3>to live your healthiest life?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>The thing is because when we meet this character of Live,

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<v Speaker 5>it's not as though she's halfway through a wellness journey

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<v Speaker 5>and we're kind of just picking up halfway through. She

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<v Speaker 5>is treating her body like an amusement park. She has

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<v Speaker 5>absolutely no intentions on stopping living the life that she's

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<v Speaker 5>living in New York and killing it as an amazing

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<v Speaker 5>journalist and all that thing thing it happens to her

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<v Speaker 5>that she has to reassess. So I kind of was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't actually have to do too much wellness because

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<v Speaker 5>she hasn't. And I method like that. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 5>stayed in BONDI for two weeks prior to filming, and

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<v Speaker 5>I just watched everyone else do it, and I was

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<v Speaker 5>just like drinking, you know, a cocktail and going, you

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<v Speaker 5>guys are doing it. I'm just doing research. I get

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<v Speaker 5>it now.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, this is for anyone who's not across it.

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<v Speaker 2>But you do some of the most hilarious parodies of

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<v Speaker 2>celebrities and it is almost a way of being like,

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<v Speaker 2>if a normal person was doing the poses that a rich, skinny,

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<v Speaker 2>hot person was doing, this is what it would look like.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did that inspiration come from to start with?

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<v Speaker 5>One of the reasons I started mainly because you know,

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to make people laugh, and I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>social media came around and it was a way to

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<v Speaker 5>reach the world, and I wanted to work more as

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<v Speaker 5>an actor, and I was like, I can put this

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<v Speaker 5>out there. I can show that I'm funny and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know what I'm doing. When it came around at

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<v Speaker 5>that time, the images that I started parodying were being

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<v Speaker 5>shown to us as every day as this is what

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<v Speaker 5>normally happens, and it was heavily curated. That whole body

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<v Speaker 5>shaming industry really started to kick off, you know, was

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<v Speaker 5>so media backing it. I was like, no, no, this

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<v Speaker 5>isn't good. This is going to cut through. And you

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<v Speaker 5>know we're on our phones. I remember, you know, having

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<v Speaker 5>my kid and just like three in the morning looking

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<v Speaker 5>at photos, going I hate myself. The line between looking

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<v Speaker 5>good and feeling good it was getting so blurred. So

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<v Speaker 5>was that thing of going, oh, I feel really good,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know social media is like that's great, but

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<v Speaker 5>you don't look like this. You think, okay, well it

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't matter then. And I said that on my first

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<v Speaker 5>stand up show, my first world tour that I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I don't support any products that make

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<v Speaker 5>women feel that we need to look a certain way

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<v Speaker 5>to feel a certain way. They are different things. Wellness

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<v Speaker 5>and body shaming, wellness and diet culture a different worlds.

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<v Speaker 5>And when they started to blur, I was like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I got something to say about this.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's next for you? What are we going to

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<v Speaker 2>see after this?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to lie down flat for a while and.

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<v Speaker 2>On the floor here. At least you're a trip. Everyone

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<v Speaker 2>will know exactly that through So thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You are an absolute delight. Congratulate and we can't wait

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<v Speaker 2>to see the whole show.

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<v Speaker 5>Slip back into my DM.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fine, funny, funny. You can get well Mania

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix now. I'm gonna go watch that.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I think, all right, Mitchelle, what's this investigation? We're

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<v Speaker 4>all doing.

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<v Speaker 2>This music.

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<v Speaker 1>You get my smy glass. I'm putting on my fedora.

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<v Speaker 1>There is an international mystery happening in Australia right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think we, as a national radio show, can

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<v Speaker 1>help the cause. If you are a woman with pale,

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<v Speaker 1>pink hair in this country, we are looking for you.

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<v Speaker 4>There are some more specifics, but yes, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to the details in the nitty gritty. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get my cigar. No, actually, I've got a pipe

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<v Speaker 1>and my fedora and the pick up investigation will continue

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<v Speaker 1>next he is the pickup. Welcome to Thursday afternoon, right

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<v Speaker 1>around the country. Britt, Laura and Mitch head into chemist

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<v Speaker 1>warehouse today, great savings every day. There is a mystery

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<v Speaker 1>going on in this nation and I'm gonna get you

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<v Speaker 1>guys across it. We're on the hunt. We're on the lookout. Overnight,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, pink poster has appeared on a telegraph pole

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<v Speaker 1>in Sydney with a handwritten note plasted in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the city. Online people are conflicted, is this cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this okay? Or is this creepy? This is what

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<v Speaker 1>the note says, Taped to a lamp post. The pink

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper red you, pale, pink hair, leopard, pink top,

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<v Speaker 1>effortlessly beautiful, stood in this approximately situation at seven pm

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<v Speaker 1>last Friday. Me. I'm a woman in a black hatchback.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we miss a moment? So it's a woman looking

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<v Speaker 1>for another woman that she believes she had a moment

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<v Speaker 1>with a week ago in that very spot.

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<v Speaker 3>She's also strapped this note to the pole in it's

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<v Speaker 3>like in a laminatee.

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<v Speaker 2>So she really wants this to last the weather. She

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<v Speaker 2>wants to find it. My question is there's no number.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she going to miss another moment?

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<v Speaker 1>Though there is an email address on the bottom, we've

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<v Speaker 1>cut it off here for privacy purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that we've got the privacy purposes, but also

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<v Speaker 3>we're trying to find.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, we're not going to out this person because

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<v Speaker 1>we do know their email address. I'm in contact with

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<v Speaker 1>this woman. I'm trying to help it because this is

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<v Speaker 1>why we're talking about it. I want to find this woman.

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<v Speaker 1>It is also going viral on a community Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>It was posted thousands of comments, someone saying this is

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<v Speaker 1>romance at its best. I hope serendipity brings them together.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not romance.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone else says, sorry, sounds creepy to me. I hope

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<v Speaker 4>she stays away from this shallow person.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm going to chime in here. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>this is creepy. I think this is pretty sweet. I

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<v Speaker 3>think this is old school. I think it's romantic because

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<v Speaker 3>the person it's not creepy. She's not following a home.

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<v Speaker 3>If she really feels like they had a moment, how

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<v Speaker 3>else are you going to reach out to that person?

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<v Speaker 4>What if this is her person and she never knows.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know. I feel like there's so

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<v Speaker 2>many people out there that it kind of is a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit obsessive that you just saw someone standing on

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<v Speaker 2>the side of a sidewalk that you then went and

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<v Speaker 2>made a poster and put it there for them to

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<v Speaker 2>see it, hoping that they're going to trace their steps

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<v Speaker 2>or something. I don't know. I feel like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit clingy for such a missed opportunity I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it's also so sad because the odds of them

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<v Speaker 1>not seeing that poster are very high. But the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it's now gone viral online and they still haven't

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<v Speaker 1>reached out because.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't have a moment. No, maybe that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the pale haired girl in with pink hair

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<v Speaker 1>and the leopards and the leopard shirt has seen this,

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<v Speaker 1>but she doesn't think they will.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's seen it. I do not think

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<v Speaker 3>she's seen it, but I think she is going to

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<v Speaker 3>because of people like us.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about it, how viral is going online.

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<v Speaker 4>But what is wrong with I'm sorry, Maybe it's just me.

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<v Speaker 3>I shoot my shot. I'm about shooting my shot. This

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<v Speaker 3>woman has shot her shot, and good on her, is

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<v Speaker 3>what I say.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything against shooting a shot.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you do, Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think getting obsessed with someone it's not obsessed

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit obsessed with someone who you saw purely

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<v Speaker 2>just by driving past and when they were stood at

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<v Speaker 2>a traffic light, and maybe they you got eye contact

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<v Speaker 2>or something. I think you're putting a lot eggs in

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<v Speaker 2>a basket when maybe that other person had absolutely no moment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there was no moment.

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<v Speaker 1>It's psychopathic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a friend that was at a bus. Australian

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<v Speaker 3>was at a bus stop in bus Alona. There was

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<v Speaker 3>an American on the other side of the road at

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<v Speaker 3>the bus stop. They looked at each other for five seconds,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know each other. Bus came, the American got on,

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<v Speaker 3>the bus, drove off. They didn't see each other. That

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<v Speaker 3>they had a moment.

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<v Speaker 4>That was it.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't see each other. They ran into each other

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<v Speaker 3>in another country two years later, and they got married

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<v Speaker 3>from that moment, and they both had said, if I

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<v Speaker 3>could have found you, I would have. So this woman

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<v Speaker 3>that is with a pale pink care that is looking

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<v Speaker 3>I think is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>They did not get married from that moment. They got

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<v Speaker 2>married because they had mutual things in common and had

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<v Speaker 2>shared interest and cared about each other. But they tried

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<v Speaker 2>to find each other.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my point, from that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of people on buses that have

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<v Speaker 1>tried to have moments with me and they've just ended

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<v Speaker 1>up vomiting on my ship. We've all been there. People

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<v Speaker 1>and buses are lovely, but there's always that one person

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<v Speaker 1>that's like is they're not going anywhere. They're just on

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<v Speaker 1>the bus for the joy of riding the bus.

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<v Speaker 2>To try to have a moment with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm on the wrong busses man, a moment with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well listen, if we get the updates time the investigation,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll keep you updated. But next on the show, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>you finally and come on, Britt, clap your hands. She's

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<v Speaker 1>finally got laser hair removal. We begged her.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been bringing the chainsaw in every day and I've

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<v Speaker 3>been begging, like whip a snipper.

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<v Speaker 2>It now got your laser. Yeah. Look, I also had

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<v Speaker 2>a moment. It didn't go to plan.

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<v Speaker 1>It never does that story. Next of a pickup, You're

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<v Speaker 1>on the pick up, Britt, Laura and Mitch Hi get

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of the spread of this flu season with annual

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<v Speaker 1>flu vaccinations available at Chemists Warehouse only nineteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Britt, you have been this is something you've been

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<v Speaker 2>telling me for a long time. It's something that's come

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<v Speaker 2>up in our friendship for literally years.

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<v Speaker 1>What to wear deodorant? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you why I would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, concern for one of the issues.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean it does have to do with my

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<v Speaker 2>body functions. But it's not that. So you have been

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<v Speaker 2>trying to convince me that I should stop waxing, I

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<v Speaker 2>should stop shaving, and I should go and get laser

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<v Speaker 2>hair removal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, which is funny because I actually need to go

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<v Speaker 3>get it myself.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been pushing you.

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<v Speaker 1>To get it, but I haven't had a fee the benefits.

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<v Speaker 2>But once you'd had it a few times, you're then

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<v Speaker 2>bull turkey n you got.

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<v Speaker 3>To keep it up otherwise, like you got to do maintenance.

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<v Speaker 3>Otherwise over these it comes back. So mine, my maintenance

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<v Speaker 3>went out the window. Oh but did you go try it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So look it didn't go exactly to plans. So

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<v Speaker 2>I found a really good deal and there was a

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<v Speaker 2>special that was happening, and that's why I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, today's the day we love a group on.

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<v Speaker 2>So I bought a pack of three because it was

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<v Speaker 2>like if you buy three, you've got a discount. It

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<v Speaker 2>was almost like the third visit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, buy one shoulder, get the other free.

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<v Speaker 2>No body part. You bought three sessions of laser removal

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<v Speaker 2>and then you got like, you know, a discount. Think

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<v Speaker 2>it was almost like a third of the price. Off

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<v Speaker 2>like one appointment was free.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically is one session on the spot enough to do it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to get heats.

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<v Speaker 2>So and let's be specific. I'm talking about Mark Bikini

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<v Speaker 2>line ladies and gentlemen. Is so you know, going a

0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:05.160
<v Speaker 2>bowl turkey anyway, that's probably too much information.

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<v Speaker 1>Gobble a chicken anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Can read for Thanksgiving in October Lucky Matthew Johnson. So, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought the I bought the package. I got the

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<v Speaker 2>set of three. But the deal with it was is

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<v Speaker 2>that if you cancel your booking within less than twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours, you lose your entire appointment. So you can't

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<v Speaker 2>reschedule it. You lose the money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's normal.

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<v Speaker 2>So I made the booking and I went in and

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<v Speaker 2>you have to like you know, you have to shave,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to prepare before you go in. So did

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<v Speaker 2>everything I was told to do and I get in

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<v Speaker 2>there and the woman was like, oh, you've got quite

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<v Speaker 2>a tan. So nobody told me that you can't go

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<v Speaker 2>to laser hair removal and have a tan, because if

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<v Speaker 2>you have any sort of tan, the laser picks up

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<v Speaker 2>the melonin in your skin and then it can create

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<v Speaker 2>like hyperpigmentation and stuff. It can damage your skin. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't be getting it. Yeah. So she was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what would you like to do, because if you leave,

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<v Speaker 2>you obviously lose the money that you've put into your

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<v Speaker 2>first appointment. So I got laser removal, but only on

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<v Speaker 2>the part that was not tanned, and now it has sideburns.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you mean You just got their part

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<v Speaker 3>you can't see, and you left the part that you

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<v Speaker 3>actually needed to be done.

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<v Speaker 4>You did the reverse bermoda triangle I got.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the triangle laser, but then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just come back for the side.

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<v Speaker 1>You got curtain bangs downstairs, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Got, I have a fringe, you got side burns.

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<v Speaker 2>You show us you comfortable, No too much, but pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much everything that you would normally remove to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the beach is still there.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the middle fires gonyone. Lucky you're on the dating

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<v Speaker 3>scene anymore, you would not be only need to get far.

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<v Speaker 3>Trust me, I didn't get far with that when I

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<v Speaker 3>showed him the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a handle bars down there, that's a double

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<v Speaker 1>landing strip.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you can try again next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I know in the next appointment, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>go and just get the reverse done to try.

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<v Speaker 1>And even it back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, guys, try, that's all that matters.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a thought the count. Well, the reverse for me

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<v Speaker 4>to triangle is now trendy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, it's a new fad. Will and what are

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<v Speaker 1>your up next? To drive you home? We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here. On that note, we'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow for Friday by